🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[knotty furnace]

i dont think on the nixos site or whatever there are any claims about it being immutable! correct me if wrong but i couldnt find any

[gray karma]

loaf of bread spotted

[exotic cosmos]

i need to find how to get this minion in ff

[gray karma]

nom nom nom nom nom

[gray karma]

google.com is here to help

[quasi sail]

when ven-nux

[exotic cosmos]

oh its just in the market

[gray karma]

xd

[exotic cosmos]

thats what i was doing dingus

[gray karma]

im not a dingus

[nova rover]

[exotic cosmos]

[formal vigil]

so is it discord feature

[nova rover]

What?

[gray karma]

https://www.markdownguide.org

here ill do you one better

https://www.markdownguide.org/basic-syntax/#links

[formal vigil]

no it's just that

[nova rover]

What the fuck is this

No

[formal vigil]

it refuses to replace text with link

and instead it does well you know

[gray karma]

i dont know?

[dense phoenix]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[nova rover]

Aviation?

[gray karma]

it isnt vencord related

WTF WAIT

[nova rover]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[formal vigil]

im not really asking for support though

just a plugin name

[gray karma]

discord has link titles

there is no plugin to do what you want

[formal vigil]

ok well thanks

[nova rover]

Aviation????????????

[dense phoenix]

you mean this ???

or what

[gray karma]

LMFAO

[jolly temple]

1984

[gray karma]

should i click it :3

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135109638531067984/1269700320498290828/threat-secured-cat.gif

[nova rover]

Discord restart?

[light cedar]

[viral cape]

[quasi sail]

hm

this looks trustworthy!

[sturdy folio]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-anime-vocaloid-lamazep-dance-gif-16231326

[gray karma]

what if they mean this

hover over the link btw

[viral cape]

wtf

interesting

[jaunty trellis]

[sturdy folio]

why is that a thing

[gray karma]

[ mask here ](link here "title/caption here")

[nova rover]

Ntts?

[eager trellis]

why did my vencord literally disappear

[sinful flame]

test

[gray karma]

idk its cool tho https://www.markdownguide.org/basic-syntax/#adding-titles

[sinful flame]

wrong channel i think

[nova rover]

Www.google.com

[eager trellis]

i had vencord and now in the settings it says i dont have it

[sinful flame]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

i dont know the command to direct people to that channel 😭

[unreal siren]

Vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[sturdy folio]

no i mean why is discord reset a thing

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[quasi sail]

?

[neon ferry]

👉 #silly-cats

(Auto-response invoked by @sturdy folio)

[nova rover]

Remember me

[gray karma]

ohhh yeah thats some stupid app protocol thingy

[quasi sail]

nop

[lapis lava]

-# explode

[nova rover]

Got ban from ntts

The king

[viral cape]

staff furry roleplay

[lapis lava]

womp womp

does this look like ntts appeal server

[sinful flame]

-# ᵗⁱⁿʸ ᵗᵉˣᵗ

[nova rover]

No I just saying

[lapis lava]

okay we don’t care

[nova rover]

Vns

[nova rover]

Ok not my problem

[wanton rain]

I got tricked for a second thinking Aliucord supported that

[wanton rain]

Feelsbadman

[nova rover]

👌

[dawn iris]

Chat anyone a real gangster here?

[dense phoenix]

we should ban everyone who is both here and in ntts server

[nova rover]

No

[lavish relic]

hai

[dawn iris]

Hello Vee

[nocturne bough]

nop awful

[wanton rain]

I've never been in his server so idk what it's like

[sinful flame]

awesome idea

[harsh minnow]

@nocturne bough

[quasi sail]

who is vee

[wanton rain]

vee

[nova rover]

Idk

[dawn iris]

Vee is the one that made VenCord

[nocturne bough]

very good music

[dense phoenix]

he did this i saw him

[dawn iris]

I am the one who mines VenCoin

[nova rover]

Ohhhhhhh-hhhhhhhdieowpqhsvzvzhgzahahqoiajsjsjsjshdgdhdhh

[wanton rain]

[sinful flame]

and I am the one who is sick with a VenCold

[nova rover]

Vencord*

[wanton rain]

[nova rover]

Go eat your food else where

[sinful flame]

*im not actually sick that was just for the joke

[wanton rain]

Are you gonna share?

[nova rover]

Bruh

[wanton rain]

My dyslexia or whatever really wanted you to be sick damn

[dense phoenix]

wumpus is banned, all wumpi will be dropkicked

[nova rover]

Hmmmmmm sorry

[wanton rain]

[sinful flame]

never heard anyone call wumpus "wumpi" in plural but i like that

[wanton rain]

You can't just ban the wump

[gray karma]

why

[unreal siren]

im free

[sturdy folio]

i support this decision

[sturdy folio]

you will be boiled

[daring cloud]

normal minecraft gameplay

[gray karma]

LMAO

[warm pawn]

Real

[deep token]

me

[dawn iris]

Fake

[deep token]

nuh uh

[keen junco]

Fuck 10% on my phone

[manic maple]

39

[keen junco]

I can't charge either for another hour

At least I'm not Greek

[manic maple]

at least I'm not in Greece right now

[jolly temple]

:half_braincelled:

[manic maple]

and at least I can charge my phone

[keen junco]

I'm in grief

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1130921977587179532.webp?size=48

we love

[deep token]

sounds like an issue of skill

[open pasture]

HIIIII

[deep token]

hii

am i based

[atomic magnet]

me when the gif is 30 mb

[open pasture]

yeah

gay up got out of the SHOWER rn

horrors

[deep token]

wild

[keen junco]

Me

[open pasture]

needs more gay

[keen junco]

It's two men

[open pasture]

what

i thought menhara was like the trans mascot on 4chan

[keen junco]

1 Incel, 1 Femboy

She is cis woman but I guess

[open pasture]

what??

[sudden sun]

silly

[dawn iris]

Proof

[timber heath]

bombogyatt

[crisp finch]

we should normalize mpreg

[crisp finch]

nice ass tho

[open pasture]

Porsche 911 turbo

[robust relic]

ayo

[crisp finch]

mines bigger tho

[open pasture]

Yo, you are from Brazil right.

[blazing oak]

my new pfp

/j

bet

[candid dune]

i bet u guys are shocked

[blazing oak]

with what

[candid dune]

my username :D

[blazing oak]

oh

nah

nothing shocking

[candid dune]

damm

sed

[open pasture]

is this true

[candid dune]

this is the new lord

[wise anvil]

Good mowning

[candid dune]

its night for me

[wise anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/qq-gif-24815392

[candid dune]

dont do that

[wise anvil]

Trying to make this work

Grrrr

[candid dune]

i will kms

now what?

[wise anvil]

Don’t or I will block you

Don’t dm me

[candid dune]

what will i send if im dead 💀

[wise anvil]

Don’t care

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-steamhappy-steam-gif-15962661574841232894

[keen pike]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-sheldon-cooper-the-big-bang-theory-laptop-meme-gif-15738854847412263976

[open pasture]

holy crap old sheldon

[jolly temple]

cool website is bully

[lean arrow]

embed fail smh

[candid dune]

nah bluds is gonna say "your a meanie"

[wise anvil]

XD

[open pasture]

i see a minor grammatical mistake

[candid dune]

you're?

[open pasture]

yeah

[candid dune]

guessed as much

[quiet marsh]

What themes do you guys use?

[candid dune]

i find it easier to say your instead of you're.

[quiet marsh]

I cant even use the ' symbol lol

[open pasture]

amoledcord on my desktop because the color accuracy sucks

[quiet marsh]

Since my physical keyboard and layout doesnt align

[candid dune]

im to lazy too

[wise anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271

[open pasture]

catppuccin mocha sapphire on my laptop

[quiet marsh]

I cant even post my beloved gifs

[candid dune]

i have the best username in this server

[wise anvil]

Lulz

[open pasture]

i just say "youre" because im not used to pressing the apostrophe key

[candid dune]

im to lazy to add the 'e'

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936426864845680640/1198062359193866330/image0.gif

[wise anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-waves-ww-ww-trailer-gif-25789642

[candid dune]

i wonder what a mod would think if they saw my username

[wind valve]

wow

[wise anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/encore-hurray-jump-wuthering-waves-gif-18069715752253315300

[sturdy folio]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-oomfie-shower-volknernation-sunyshore-gif-25595194

[quasi sail]

b o a t

[wise anvil]

Thank you

[wise anvil]

Proud of it

[quasi sail]

file /usr/bin/pingu

[inner dagger]

⛵

[inner dagger]

boat??

[lean dagger]

redmageddon

[jaunty trellis]

/usr/bin/pingu: ELF 64-bit LSB pie executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), dynamically linked, interpreter /lib64/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2, BuildID[sha1]=235d2452d40a427ccbda36564c5242b31f6c7f6a, for GNU/Linux 4.4.0, stripped

[quiet marsh]

pgrep -l friend

Genshin on Linux through Steam is so stupid, why is this even possible lmao.

[rotund valley]

cat ~/.ssh/id_*

[quasi sail]

cat /etc/hostname

[wind valve]

blinks

[rotund valley]

I need more instances of vesktop

[wind valve]

woah what is this hug thingy

[rotund valley]

where is vesktop2

[wind valve]

how do i get the hug thingy man

woah

[soft wadi]

@burnt maple @jaunty trellis

[mortal rose]

venbored

[soft wadi]

LMAO

[jaunty trellis]

woah

holy shit I need that seibah statue now

[quartz glade]

me

[spice abyss]

meow

[daring cloud]

^file^xxd^

[keen pike]

woa

@soft wadi happy bday oomfie

happy birthday 3 hours before

[digital kettle]

hai

@jaunty remnant did they respond or still silecne

[near wharf]

just heard someone say that short form content is essentially gambling because it will give you so many duds on purpose and then occasionally give you something it knows you will like and oh my god that makes so much sense

when i used to watch those things i thought the algorithm was broken because of how many awful videos it would give me until occasionally id get one so good it kept me hooked

[digital kettle]

bwaa

[sturdy folio]

ew

[sharp sinew]

do i go get coffee

its 10

[night cape]

[deep token]

OH MY GOD

GIRL TAKE ME THERE

THATS LITERALLY HEAVEN

[barren gorge]

Meow

[soft wadi]

howdo u think i felt w a limited budget

[barren gorge]

just unbricked my phone,,,

[jolly temple]

stuuuuupidddd

[barren gorge]

STFU

[deep token]

😭😭😭😭

[deep token]

imagine having a brickable phone

[barren gorge]

isn't every device

[deep token]

technically yea

[barren gorge]

👹

[deep token]

but you gotta like remove the firmware off some chips

[barren gorge]

it's just easier to brick android than some others

[deep token]

idk i bootlooped my phone once by accident

then it began erasing itself

and booted up

[barren gorge]

honestly idk if it was bricked or what but

the screen was black

i could hold the fucking

on/off button

and it shows me to either restart or shut down

but neither actually does anything

[deep token]

my live reaction

[barren gorge]

and then i held on/off + volume down and it restarted like normal

[barren gorge]

why is everyone called luna

[deep token]

that's literally me

[daring cloud]

yes, send apk

[random sage]

Why are you not called luna

[deep token]

yes

[deep token]

hi luna

[twilit oxide]

Who's Luna

[warm pawn]

apk is wild

[deep token]

hiii

[deep token]

me

[twilit oxide]

Oh

Hi Luna!!!!!!!!!

[deep token]

do you ever @open pasture

[deep token]

hiii

[daring cloud]

i love it when simple math freezes minecraft

[random sage]

yeah who is luna

[daring cloud]

luna is luna

[deep token]

i am luna

[twilit oxide]

That's Luna

[deep token]

proof

[twilit oxide]

Woah

[daring cloud]

@night blaze eval py luna = [] print(luna is luna)

[night blaze]

​True

labsCore

[twilit oxide]

It's Luna.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

[paper gate]

@open pasture hi

I'm eepy

[cosmic otter]

i didn't sleep

[paper gate]

why

[cosmic otter]

idk

its weekend

[robust relic]

🤨

[deep token]

meow

[cosmic otter]

wdym soon

its there now

[worthy crypt]

isn't magsafe the wireless charger

[cosmic otter]

yes

[worthy crypt]

i'm confused

[cosmic otter]

apple reused the magsafe branding

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter I have work today

but eepy

[cosmic otter]

you'll be fired for taking a nap

[jolly temple]

stella pls

[paper gate]

nop

[deep token]

fire who

[paper gate]

@open pasture

hi

[deep token]

nuh uh

[paper gate]

how are you

[paper gate]

sleep

byebye

[deep token]

certification assistant

[cosmic otter]

Designed by Apple in California

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter you liev in a big apple

[cosmic otter]

Made in China

[paper gate]

@tough drift toe infection

[cosmic otter]

lot of people do this

in fact they pay apple

[paper gate]

yop

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-procedure-cat-donut-cookie-gif-25830675

[cosmic otter]

they did that to zeet

[paper gate]

wing will be robbed

[cosmic otter]

thats why hes limited to like 5 canned responses

[paper gate]

yop

@tough drift

[cosmic otter]

his last 3 messages are all canned responses

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699696813707493437/1246744583329681542/surface_to_air_missile.gif

[cosmic otter]

wing will be x
yop
random ping

[paper gate]

wing is a state of the art AI by OpenAI

[cosmic otter]

predictable

[paper gate]

nop

[daring cloud]

@someone

[cosmic otter]

ill rid of your oomfie

[paper gate]

I pay wing to keep quiet

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663110425340018700/1268559526664343656/caption.gif

[cosmic otter]

@jolly temple

[jolly temple]

wingwX64() 🇵🇸, I can read messages here

[deep token]

and only talks to women

[paper gate]

fuck off

[sharp sinew]

oh is that why he pings me when i talk 🥹 thats so kind of him

[deep token]

idk

[cursive hornet]

:3

[deep token]

okay but

[sharp sinew]

hi!!!

[deep token]

why piss

why not shit

[wanton rain]

[sharp sinew]

shit is smelly and disgusting, hope this helps!

[jolly temple]

frcat

[deep token]

true

but like so is piss

[sharp sinew]

false!

[deep token]

wtf

[soft wadi]

@pine zephyr

[deep token]

oh my god

sho where are you

[pine zephyr]

yes i saw

[soft wadi]

singapore

[wanton rain]

Why do I switch to this server to see everyone talking about pissing

[soft wadi]

🐈

[pine zephyr]

very good

[deep token]

sorry on behalf of all 3 of us

[soft wadi]

im eating prawn rn

and oysters

mm

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/foxes-fxoes-gif-24710035

[soft wadi]

im gonna eat vee next

[pine zephyr]

u dont?

[wanton rain]

Me

[cosmic otter]

get out of my fish tank

[deep token]

how do foxes sound again

i forgot

[soft wadi]

sorry meow

[cosmic otter]

don't make me get the broom

[deep token]

meow

[soft wadi]

NO

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fop-fox-deploying-deploying-fop-deploying-fox-gif-5791609786966551582

[harsh minnow]

wing will explode

[deep token]

what for...

[harsh minnow]

i am ztmoding rn

[soft wadi]

explodes vee with mind

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter i capture frogs and keep them in my basement

[soft wadi]

explodes vee with mind

[wanton rain]

https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

[deep token]

BO

[cosmic otter]

you won't be spared

[deep token]

NO

[lapis lava]

you will be next

[deep token]

NO

[dusky forge]

SHIP FASTER

[deep token]

NOOOOOOOO

[deep token]

OMG PLUSHIE

[soft wadi]

THAT SHINANO ONE AW

[deep token]

@soft wadi did i show you my cat plushie

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/zBpZTo1dlPM?t=30

zeet will love this video

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944572640977375244/944573255983955978/ezgif-2-382dcca60d.gif

[deep token]

i got it in hungary for idk how much but probably too much

[gray karma]

LMAO MY EVAL PLUGIN WORKS

dubs

[soft wadi]

no u didnt

[wanton rain]

Someone should make a plugin that ranks how gay a person is from 0% to 100% gay by the messages they send

[gray karma]

test

[harsh minnow]

why did they put the melon

[gray karma]

ok cool that works

they taste good?

[harsh minnow]

The watermelon (South Levantine Arabic: بطيخ, romanized: baṭṭīkh) is a symbol of Palestinians' public expression in protests and artworks, representing the struggle against the Israeli occupation of the Palestinian territories.[1][2][3]

insane

[wanton rain]

What

[cosmic otter]

the palestinian flag used to be heavily suppresed

[deep token]

her name is rosa

[gray karma]

i tried sending the code to check ur discord token with this and it act just sends ur token 😭 💀

[jolly temple]

also haha

[gray karma]

W

[cosmic otter]

the watermelon became a symbol due to the similar colors

[cursive hornet]

The otter?

[deep token]

no

[deep token]

just rosa

[cursive hornet]

Rosa the otter >

[harsh minnow]

why did they draw a water melon monster on the right

[gray karma]

and why is it trying to kiss everyone

[wanton rain]

Guh

[viral cape]

[cursive hornet]

Me me me!

[gray karma]

its incredible

[crisp finch]

i hope im the everyone >:C

[deep token]

my head is meowing

[gray karma]

give me some js ill eval it with this plugin

[deep token]

help

meoowww

[crisp finch]

meow :3

[harsh minnow]

free palestine

[cursive hornet]

while (true) {}

[viral cape]

nop blame Discord

[dusky forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939255181474955334/1203751061941264455/punishreward.gif?width=1525&height=804

[viral cape]

i bet its their image proxy stripping it

[cursive hornet]

Meowwww

[open pasture]

masochistic behavior

[gray karma]

wait a sec

i gotta try this

[keen kernel]

Toads are genderless probably

[viral cape]

pick someone to do 2 punishments (i pick you)

[gray karma]

@cursive hornet help

it just froze my discor

[cursive hornet]

:3

[gray karma]

am restarting

[open pasture]

wen u jus popped 4 benadryl and u remeber yo gramma got sum moe at ha crib

[viral cape]

trolled

[gray karma]

no i knew it would do that

[dusky forge]

[gray karma]

wasnt sure if js would throw an infinite recursion error tho

but what was i thinking

its js

should i publish this plugin

[open pasture]

I can't send the attached image to which the caption is referring to so y'all are just gonna have to look it up

[cursive hornet]

Yop

[viral cape]

you will let a = () => a(); a();

[gray karma]

ok can you help me first

[wanton rain]

No thanks

[gray karma]

i need to thing of better names the things

[harsh minnow]

you could pot this on twitter with a #FreePalestine and no one would notice

[gray karma]

ok

wish me luck

[viral cape]

do it

[gray karma]

im on web too

[dusky forge]

I hate you :3:turtleMilk:

[wanton rain]

I'm a furry /srs

[gray karma]

3

[dusky forge]

[gray karma]

2

1

let a = () => a(); a();

[gray karma]

wtf

@viral cape maximum call stack exceeded

[viral cape]

yop

[jolly temple]

hwy would still have all macos wiseman

[gray karma]

imagine you told me to run this @viral cape
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/67348339/any-way-to-get-my-discord-token-from-browser-dev-console

[harsh minnow]

#FreePalestine

[gray karma]

LMAO

[deep token]

i pressed play

why is it playing this

it's not in my library

[soft wadi]

my foot keeps going asleep

[deep token]

move it

[keen kernel]

I see a lot of w's with no :'s above them...

[deep token]

what are you doing

i guess you could say that yeah

btw "":: doesnt work on my phone

yes

but i also am on 18 beta

so its patched

[keen pike]

apples are bad

[deep token]

i disable anything smart keyboard related

[open pasture]

i may live in israel but my story begins in serbia

[deep token]

i type what i want to type on my keeb

[soft wadi]

ughhhh

[keen pike]

bad apples

[deep token]

bad apple in menu bar

[harsh minnow]

this is what a lot of americans think palestine is like

[open pasture]

i wanna buy a turkish flag and hang it out my window like it were a pride flag or sumn

[keen pike]

guhhh

[open pasture]

ive been seeing this image a lot recently

[open pasture]

im not turkish but i think it would go hard

also here have this

https://i.redd.it/b396mw2w1uhd1.jpeg

hi susu!

[sand citrus]

nah ik some people here use it tho

[open pasture]

(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[sand citrus]

meow

[open pasture]

mustve been chobo..

goddamn chobo

[daring cloud]

the r/redditsniper got

[spice abyss]

e

[keen pike]

isreal

[open pasture]

what does this mean

hello a spider

im fjonkie

[sand citrus]

purrhaps

[daring cloud]

≥∨≤ but overcomplicated

[deep token]

oh my god @open pasture

[open pasture]

that's the beauty of it you get to interpret it's meaning

[sand citrus]

good morning

!!

[keen pike]

how are you trmaisu

[open pasture]

no thats not beauty thats terrible

i hate creativity

[open pasture]

Beauty is subjective

[keen pike]

yay

[open pasture]

there is Beauty in the labour of huffing 300ml of wd-40

[open pasture]

sponge off

[open pasture]

:c

[deep token]

it's real

[open pasture]

spog

[crude fern]

a

[deep token]

true lmao

[open pasture]

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[muted breach]

0_deny

[deep token]

hello piss

[crude fern]

[crude fern]

what

[jolly temple]

unless u like me out tbh fireship video yet they put portuguese next week that seibah statue pfps on linux

[dense phoenix]

bad apple mfs when i force them to eat it

[crude fern]

[keen junco]

@paper gate come

[viral cape]

i clicked this and knew it was bad apple before it loaded

[open pasture]

i just want a new gpu so i can have dsc

[viral cape]

Skill issue?

[open pasture]

get a mac

[viral cape]

"look different" is your problem

when playing games it doesnt matter

when doing actual work it does

[deep token]

lmao

[open pasture]

based apple users

im still rocking the 1080p 24 inch monitor with terrible color accuracy

[deep token]

@open pasture https://github.com/ThatStella7922/Bad-Apple/releases/download/51012ab/Bad.Apple.app.zip

[open pasture]

mmmm i love < 100dpi

[viral cape]

i dont even think of dpi as a physical thing

if you tell your software the physical DPI you are doing something wrong

[gray karma]

ok guys

i finished my js eval plugin

[open pasture]

wghat is it then

[viral cape]

i have x11 rot in my head

[gray karma]

should i try and release it in #1256395889354997771
or

[open pasture]

like the display server?

[viral cape]

yop

billions must think of dpi as software value incorrectly

[sand citrus]

@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture

[open pasture]

wait so like what exactly does this mean im stupid

[nocturne knoll]

dont try at all

[grizzled lichen]

Eeee sorry 4 late response

[open pasture]

sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce

[viral cape]

my 100% zoom is 96dpi

[grizzled lichen]

Fell asleep @ like 2am

[sand citrus]

how do i get up from bed

[open pasture]

ummm

[crude fern]

i read that as meet the arab eoman who has just become the first trans Israeli

[gray karma]

so what it does is if you type js code in your messages it replaces the code with the output after eval()ingit

[open pasture]

get someone to hold you for 20 minutes

it sohuld make you happy enough

[sand citrus]

I'd want to stay in bed

[open pasture]

oh thats pretty cool

[sand citrus]

unless they'd hold me outside of bed

[open pasture]

i have no idea who these characters are

[dense phoenix]

need a long bacon

[viral cape]

i love long bacon

[deep token]

why did it take like 2 hours to launch

get a mac already smh

gone

[open pasture]

helo

[deep token]

oh 💀

[dense phoenix]

where's the long bacon store

[open pasture]

i am long bacon

!

[dense phoenix]

why

horror

[lone stag]

Don't be, you have a life, anyway how are you doing

[dense phoenix]

:o

[open pasture]

wait that sucks actually

[grizzled lichen]

I'm good hbu? I'm about to get my hair done

[dense phoenix]

can i hold the long bacon

[open pasture]

please

[crude fern]

ughhhh

[sand citrus]

helelppp

[crude fern]

i apologize for if i seem weierder today

[crude fern]

out of adderall

[open pasture]

i would come drag you out if i wasnt weak and like a long distance away

[sand citrus]

aw

[lone stag]

Ah I'm doing great, als8 do you have some high bpm emotional stuff?

[sand citrus]

if I could teleport to silly online people it would be awesome

[open pasture]

SO TRUE!!!

i would finally be a happy person

[jolly temple]

awh

[grizzled lichen]

Not really 😭😭 idk

[open pasture]

ok but that doesnt include me because im a fox actually

:>

[sand citrus]

I'd like for you to do that too

/j

[open pasture]

im not going to eat you so thats ok

[sand citrus]

I'm sitting instead of laying down now

I slept for 1 hour more than I wanted to blehh

[open pasture]

hey look at this neofetch that just got posted

wowee!

[daring cloud]

ooh a neofetch

will vee kill me if I neofetch

[sand citrus]

woah I'm noticing this neofetch

[dense phoenix]

a hard drive with this is a crime

[sand citrus]

No embed perm

[daring cloud]

image sender:

[tired sundial]

Why is it called printf if it prints all the other letters too

[sand citrus]

I am blind oops

[gray karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1274516426832613416/upload.gif

[open pasture]

print formatted

[sand citrus]

I blame mobile ui

[tired sundial]

i was making a joke

[open pasture]

whats with the capitalization

[sturdy folio]

Because it’s STUPID like the LANGUAGE it’s COMING from

[daring cloud]

js:

[gray karma]

cap

[open pasture]

bitch

[sand citrus]

Lies

[daring cloud]

run print("Hello, world!") in a browser

[rare trout]

𝕏code

[gray karma]

lmao

[open pasture]

what is xcode im dumb

[sturdy folio]

Apple vscode

[open pasture]

oh lol

[rare trout]

Get the paragon driver

It's what I used

[tired sundial]

trojan

Dont install it

its a virus

ip logger

keylogger

[dense phoenix]

and pipe bomb

[open pasture]

clueless~2

[tired sundial]

do not believe what tim apple tells you

tim apple is an evil being

[digital kettle]

new youtube experiment just dropped @dense phoenix

[dense phoenix]

:o

[viral cape]

now what

[digital kettle]

youtube is adding alt text for thumbnails

[dense phoenix]

huge

[lone stag]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=UoicdNAfCqY

😭 also banger

[daring cloud]

oh that's better

[lone stag]

W

[harsh minnow]

need

[viral cape]

this is very cool but ultimately worthless when you realise how everything is clickbait

[winter girder]

YouTube music 💀

[viral cape]

clickbaiting alt text time!!!

[digital kettle]

idk if its gonna be forced or optional yet

[daring cloud]

shouldn't the title be alt text

[viral cape]

no?

[digital kettle]

no?

[crude fern]

yes

[dense phoenix]

not really tbh

cause the kids that fall for clickbait wont read it properly

[viral cape]

true

they wont even read it at all

though

[crude fern]

i need it to not be unhinged and actually slightly fit into society

[viral cape]

clickbait alt text

[dense phoenix]

and those that use it properly get a huge W

[viral cape]

such a dystopian concept?

[jolly temple]

neat

[viral cape]

yes absolutely

[dawn iris]

orange

[digital kettle]

@viral cape idk the eta yet

[sturdy folio]

rust

[digital kettle]

seems Q1 2025

[open pasture]

me

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[stiff urchin]

the 2nd point is technically wrong, discord's backend is made in python

[crude fern]

its part of the meds that make me less Insane and mentally ill

[open pasture]

what i thought it was go at first and then they switched to rust

[gray karma]

"any real world application"
this does not include a shitty cashgrab

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[sturdy folio]

https://vencord.pet

[gray karma]

it doesnt exist

i dont think its even registered

[open pasture]

waow based based based

[digital kettle]

oh yeah seems like it's gonna be reviewed before the alt texts set on the thumbnail, and seems its gonna be forced on videos with more then 500K views(?) @viral cape

[gray karma]

oh nvm

it does exist

its just a dumber ver

of regular vencord site

[viral cape]

forced on videos with more than 500k views sounds reasonable but

how do they enforce that?

[crude fern]

because its a lame fetch

[gray karma]

i think someone peed on it

[digital kettle]

i have no idea its a experiment

[lone stag]

I use vimusic so

Probably should upgrade to vitune

[digital kettle]

anyways i think forced alt text requirement will probably be different

[sturdy folio]

https://youtu.be/g98eQx6WvbI?t=1

[digital kettle]

when it comes out

[sturdy folio]

GABE FOLLOWER

[crude fern]

apple users really think their so special for using like the second largest consumer os on their 3k macbook......

[gray karma]

it does?

[digital kettle]

@crude fern @crude fern mwamamam

[gray karma]

oh yeah it does

odd

[sinful flame]

test

[crude fern]

how what

[dense phoenix]

o

yeah

[crude fern]

linux has had more than decent NTFS support support for years

[dense phoenix]

why

cool

[gray karma]

what

[dense phoenix]

hug

[gray karma]

what was it on b4

[soft wadi]

rubs feet together

[crude fern]

linux u can read and write and format NTFS

[dense phoenix]

i love my ntfs partition

nothing will be lost on it

:3

[viral cape]

i HATE my ntfs partition

[dense phoenix]

the world if windows supported ext4

https://tenor.com/view/future-ram-ranch-gif-18120355

[viral cape]

WHAT ARE THOSE GIF TAGS

[crude fern]

i love my btrfs partition

[gray karma]

i use fat32

[viral cape]

you live in UEFI

[dense phoenix]

idk idc

[crude fern]

does mac support BTRFS?

[viral cape]

no?

[gray karma]

idk what that is i live in a house tho

[crude fern]

wjy

[viral cape]

i never heard about mac btrfs

maybe some insane person did it

idk

WHAT IS THAT https://github.com/relalis/macos-btrfs

[jolly temple]

grrrrr

[cursive hornet]

When you say that the answer is always yes.

[cursive hornet]

I knew it.

[gray karma]

kevin was on point

grrrrr

[cursive hornet]

I have Kevin blocked, I don't know what they said

[gray karma]

they said grrrrr

[open pasture]

ok chat im going outside for once

[burnt maple]

5 liters of anger

[open pasture]

time to not be terminally online

fjonkie out!

[viral cape]

cant believe you will touch grass

[crude fern]

what do they use then....

[daring cloud]

anyone have a floppy for me to put / on

[sinful flame]

how dare you

[crude fern]

yes

[rare trout]

This fucking rocks

[crude fern]

5$ + shipping and ill mail it to you

[gray karma]

scam

[sharp sinew]

eat rocks

[daring cloud]

what can hold my 361MiB os

[burnt maple]

wots that

[crude fern]

genuinely

[rare trout]

In box, sealed

[open pasture]

hello

[daring cloud]

aw my system too big

[open pasture]

Could you please take a look at my post? #🗳-plugin-requests message

[daring cloud]

tmpfs           3.8G  361M  3.4G  10% /```

[crude fern]

thats a ZIP disk amber

[open pasture]

thanks chat

[rare trout]

Same thing

[crude fern]

no???

[rare trout]

They look the same

[crude fern]

you hurt me

[rare trout]

And that makes me happy enough

[crude fern]

you know nothing about tech do you.....

[rare trout]

I can't be bothered for some stuff

[daring cloud]

done

[open pasture]

thanks <3

[rare trout]

What the fuck am I gonna do knowing the different classifications of floppy disks

[crude fern]

ITS NOT A FLOPPY AT ALL

[gray karma]

xd

[rare trout]

It works using the same technology

[daring cloud]

wait why is my os 361MiB

that's too big

[gray karma]

which os

[crude fern]

Not even fully

[daring cloud]

nixos

tmpfs           3.8G  361M  3.4G  10% /```

[gray karma]

delete the os

and any os/os install cache

[crude fern]

thats like calling a harddrive and an ssd the same thing

[crude fern]

ok but thats not a floppy disk

you cannot read it with a floppy drive

[rare trout]

It is a type of floppy disk

[crude fern]

and zip disks are more rare

[rare trout]

Therefore, calling it a floppy disk is a valid classification

[sharp sinew]

americans will really use ANYTHING but metric 🙄 i just learned some artists use "heads" to determine the proper proportions of a human and the seemingly universal agreement is that the average adult is 7.5-ish heads tall

[rare trout]

Because it falls under the broader term of floppy disk technology

[stiff urchin]

it's called a zip disk because all it's a hardware zip archive

[sand citrus]

@stark herald gay

miau

[daring cloud]

unzip disk when

[rare trout]

Physical .zip file

need zstd disk

[crude fern]

by that logic we should be calling them magnito discs

[open pasture]

please read

[stiff urchin]

who cares if they are floppy disks or not

[daring cloud]

isn't zstd compression-only

[crude fern]

as thats the under lying tech

[stiff urchin]

theyre both really slow

[crude fern]

ME

[sinful flame]

thanks for the info 🙂

[crude fern]

i love old hardware

[rare trout]

Blah blah blah .tar.zst disk, fuck you

[daring cloud]

.zip.zst (zip -0)

[crude fern]

please, take some time to learn about iomega zip

[crude fern]

click of death

[rare trout]

Yeah but nobody fucking calls it that

[daring cloud]

.cpio.zst

[rare trout]

I am physically hurting Stella with my ineptitude

[crude fern]

no one i know calls zip discs floppy discs

[sharp sinew]

i was literally just looking for human proportion ref charts and its like "yeah 1 head? a human is on average like 7 and a half of those."

[rare trout]

I'll start calling floppies zip disks for you

[crude fern]

they are iomega zip discs

[crude fern]

iomega click discs

[rare trout]

https://media.wired.com/photos/64029ef1369bdab06d01df97/1:1/w_1599,h_1599,c_limit/Why-The-Floppy-Disk-Just-Wont-Die-Business-1290668814.jpg

Zipdisk

[sharp sinew]

WHY DO SOME OF THESE PROPORTION REFERENCE CHARTS HAVE PENISES DRAWN ONTO THEM

I JUST WANT AN AVERAGE HUMAN PROPORTIONS CHART

[jolly temple]

entries were to him actually over the ccp have no c in java was black man does wikipedia then just do wonder

[crude fern]

whar

because ppl have dicks girl

[rare trout]

This vexes me

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[sharp sinew]

its like a rectangular penis on a chart that showed up when i was looking for average proportion charts

[crude fern]

@junior ridge

[sharp sinew]

it even has balls 😭

[warped tulip]

switched to arch

[crude fern]

can you confirm

[crude fern]

damn gimme some

[rare trout]

Now use the Darwin kernel with it

[crude fern]

i clearly don't have thosr

[daring cloud]

hormones of the opposite gender will be delivered within 3–5 business days

[wanton rain]

Based queer

[wanton rain]

I've always wanted to try testosterone

[copper turtle]

it's been WAY over 5 days for me

Do you have any estimates on when i will get mine

☹️

[sharp sinew]

i could probably fist a watermelon easily

[copper turtle]

?

[sharp sinew]

wait a second

hold on i didnt phrase that correctly

[wanton rain]

Looks like something I'd do

Nice

[wanton rain]

Girls istg

[sand citrus]

i will Leave this server

[sharp sinew]

NO DONT TAKE THGAT OUT OF CONTEXT

YOU STINK

[wanton rain]

THERE IS A CONTEXT

[sand citrus]

You totally didnt make it sound that way on purpose

[sharp sinew]

YES ITS PUNHCING WATERMELONS

[sand citrus]

like most ppl here would

[warped tulip]

oh

[sharp sinew]

you underestimate my lack of understanding for the english language and how important phrasing is

[warped tulip]

is it actually opensource

[crude fern]

dont have secure boot, ez

[candid dune]

wat is goin on here

[wanton rain]

Insecure boot

When you boot into Windows but it's shy

[crude fern]

true

[crude fern]

do you run linux

[wanton rain]

Eat it

[open pasture]

[rare trout]

Yes

[sharp sinew]

all of it at once, thats what

[candid dune]

what.

[rare trout]

Girlnola bar

[stiff urchin]

real

[crude fern]

prog doesnt do much/ isnt necisarry so just dont take it and ask for a new one

[wanton rain]

Qhat

[crude fern]

i dont think my computer has secure boot

[dense phoenix]

that's a silly prank

[daring cloud]

my laptop requires disabling secure boot every boot

[crude fern]

it does have a TPM

[stiff urchin]

mine doesn't have it either

[digital kettle]

another good news @dense phoenix

[stiff urchin]

it also has a half-baked uefi implementation

[sharp sinew]

my laptop required me to disable secureboot to install linux on it

[daring cloud]

and can't add signing keys afaik

[stiff urchin]

i love uefi lenovo bioses from 2012

[dense phoenix]

wha

[sharp sinew]

my laptop had to try and keep me safe from homosexuality

[crude fern]

i have no uefi

[daring cloud]

yes but it only lasts one boot for me

[digital kettle]

youtube is adding client themes for premium users

on mobile

[wanton rain]

CSS?

[dense phoenix]

sure ig

[candid dune]

im using a lenovo think pad. but its from 2016

[digital kettle]

on mobile

[dense phoenix]

they could also just

[sharp sinew]

im gonna install linux on you

[sand citrus]

why is your profile so edgy

[dense phoenix]

add amoled black

[sharp sinew]

lenovo twinkpad

[digital kettle]

they kind of did

[daring cloud]

k

[digital kettle]

in the new yt uş

ui

[crude fern]

just install with secure boot enabled

[candid dune]

its not. it is solo leveling

[digital kettle]

its darker

[wanton rain]

What does that mean I'm not a premium user I use ReVanced

[daring cloud]

uhh

[sand citrus]

how is it not edgy

[daring cloud]

bit hard to do that

[candid dune]

Its solo levling :D

[digital kettle]

@crude fern dms,,