🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

shocking

[void ivy]

sounds like you needed the sleep

[coral glen]

Terrifying

[formal basin]

Wait there is a mod

Oh shid

[void ivy]

vp noblocked

[neon ferry]

NoBlockedMessages

Hides all blocked messages from chat completely.

Authors

rushii, Samu

[void ivy]

yes, took you a while

[coral glen]

A lot exists

[open pasture]

hide blocked messages plugin:

[hot saffron]

maybe you are the one who was sucking it for the first place.

[open pasture]

oh

[formal basin]

Btw how can we get the IMG perm?

[open pasture]

i was too slow

[void ivy]

level up

[coral glen]

Lol

[open pasture]

you just asked

[formal basin]

İ am not gay unlike you

[open pasture]

like 10 minutes afi

[digital kettle]

i was just eepy ig

[formal basin]

How much?

[somber leaf]

I slept 12 hours :3

[void ivy]

i dont remember lol

[open pasture]

my michael wave just gont done heating my food <3

[digital kettle]

also had a amazing dream @void ivy

[hot saffron]

yet, you are still talking about bbc's

[void ivy]

i made the bot and then forgot how it works

[jaunty trellis]

3x what I slept wtf

[formal basin]

I just said it once

[open pasture]

i slept for 5, waited 5 then slept for 2

[somber leaf]

Usually sleep around 4/5 hours lol

[hot saffron]

okay so

[jaunty trellis]

4 hours of eep so good

[void ivy]

it doesnt need a ticket, im here already

im just waiting to see how long until they stop so i can determine how hard i should punish them

[formal basin]

Ok I'll stop talking about it

Minimod

[hasty minnow]

@void ivy I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

[gray karma]

gm

[coral glen]

@gray karma poke

[open pasture]

me too

[gray karma]

hai

[coral glen]

Hai

[void ivy]

not interested, sorry

[gray karma]

hyd

[coral glen]

Don't click it

It's a jmpscare

[hasty minnow]

HAHAHA

[coral glen]

I know because I've used it

[hot saffron]

don't click it

[open pasture]

yeah i thought they didnt have a uk website with a hyphen lol

[gray karma]

xd

[open pasture]

ive seen enough twitter bots to recognize what a real link looks like

[hasty minnow]

︎
︎

[gray karma]

same

and whats really mean

is when they bother me

they dont follow me

:(

[coral glen]

How would you know

[open pasture]

they keep following me lol

[hasty minnow]

Are you guys ready

[formal basin]

Maybe I should just be in a part of a minority and say that you are ...phobic

[gray karma]

twitter bots have NSFW -> onlyfans link in their bio

[coral glen]

Ik

[open pasture]

i need my faith girlcel posts

only reaosn i use twitter

[gray karma]

lucky

[coral glen]

I was just interested how u knew the difference

[jolly temple]

f4

[coral glen]

Crtl alt f4

[void ivy]

vban racist

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned moi_the_1 (@hasty minnow)

[open pasture]

oh i also have superf4

beloved program

[coral glen]

Thanks. Lewi

[gray karma]

gg

[hot saffron]

how to make the disable racist message?

[gray karma]

wat

[open pasture]

transfem that posts the most deranged stuff ever but its still relatable

[hot saffron]

the message wouldn't send, how?

i want to do it

[void ivy]

no they just tried sending the n word lol

[open pasture]

oh lol

[gray karma]

💀

[coral glen]

I need a hug

[open pasture]

im here :>

[harsh minnow]

lewi was not ready..

[void ivy]

no....

[coral glen]

Hai vee

[exotic cosmos]

babe wake up the discord decorations for millenial white people dropped

[void ivy]

OH HELL YEAH

THOSE ARE MY TYPE OF DECORATIONS

[open pasture]

omg just saw the 2 hour long bringus video on my feed

[void ivy]

FINALLY

[coral glen]

Hug

[open pasture]

ill be gone for a while chat

[harsh minnow]

fire

[hot saffron]

how guys??

[void ivy]

why is it called dojo

lol

[gray karma]

whats even dumber is that when you block it via discord, you cant make it auto mute someone 😭

[void ivy]

this decoration is pretty

i like it

[gray karma]

youd have to use a custom words list

[somber leaf]

Chat I tried to find my phone while holding it.

[gray karma]

fr its a w

[void ivy]

i dont rly like the other ones

[exotic cosmos]

like i said made by millenial white people made for millenial white people

that one is pretty tho

[void ivy]

this is like the only actually good one out of the entire set lol the rest of them are a bit uhhh

typical

ah well

[gray karma]

fr

i like mine

its a w

[quartz glade]

Haii meow

[gray karma]

hai neko

[exotic cosmos]

bro

[coral glen]

@void ivy I keep mixing you up with this guy

[exotic cosmos]

i keep feeling like i need to shit but whenever i go it goes away

someone help

do i drink 500ml of laxatives that my dad has

[gray karma]

...

[void ivy]

thats freaky cuz i used to use that exact banner lol

[quartz glade]

Lmao

[coral glen]

Lol

[void ivy]

just with a different crop

[void ivy]

i would advise uh

not the whole thing

[exotic cosmos]

the bottle is so big bro

[void ivy]

if its what you want to try doing

[limpid canyon]

A cup of coffee would prob do the trick

[coral glen]

A mouthful will do you fine

[exotic cosmos]

worst part is i had to go get it and i didnt bring a bag because the pharmacy is like 7 mins away from our house and i didnt know itd be so big so i was just walking back home with a bottle of laxatives bigger than my hand

[limpid canyon]

Not sure I'd ever recommend half a liter of laxatives to anyone

[coral glen]

Lmao

[exotic cosmos]

i swear its as big as my head

[jolly temple]

uhm

[exotic cosmos]

im not joking

[olive snow]

@void ivy, Lewi i want to lick your pû$$y

[gray karma]

...

[void ivy]

i have a penis

[void ivy]

vban weirdo

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned _bluu7 (@olive snow)

[quartz glade]

Uhm

[gray karma]

w

[quartz glade]

What the fuck

[coral glen]

Why is there so many weird people in here

[void ivy]

you know what's funny

that's not the first time someone's said that exact thing to me

lol

[gray karma]

whats odd is other than joining twice that was his only message

[quartz glade]

W botto

[limpid canyon]

Have you never seen the chat before?

[gray karma]

💀

[exotic cosmos]

it’s a fat bottle of 500ml laxatives

[gray karma]

he probs had one automodded

i think

[coral glen]

🤨

[hot saffron]

loll

[void ivy]

this is a known fact that i have one

[exotic cosmos]

i have like normal sized hands

i’m a 5ft6 female

[coral glen]

I want to know more, but I also don't want to know more

[exotic cosmos]

i just misgendered myself again someone lock me up

[quartz glade]

What the fuck is a foot 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[exotic cosmos]

168cm

[gray karma]

fr

foot = l

[quartz glade]

Ah thanks lol

Cute size

[exotic cosmos]

im used to saying it in feet because nobody understands cm my bad 😔 i’m european

[quartz glade]

Hi same

[coral glen]

I use feet and inches and I'm European

[limpid canyon]

Personally I only have 2 feet, not sure where y'all got the extra ones from

[quartz glade]

Cringe

I only use inch for display

[exotic cosmos]

my bf likes feet i had to

[limpid canyon]

🤨

[jaunty trellis]

I just tell people to learn the superior units

[quartz glade]

Frfr

Same

[bitter valley]

how much is inch

[limpid canyon]

Like 2.5cm

2.54 I think

[exotic cosmos]

i’m too set on forcing people to know what exactly i’m saying

[bitter valley]

i use hands idk

[gray karma]

too far!

[quartz glade]

2.54282638163846282836245cm

[limpid canyon]

Yeah get fucked

[exotic cosmos]

i just memorized my own height i have no idea how much feet and inches actually are

[hot saffron]

lewi are you selling that bot source?

[bitter valley]

how much is 1 cm in hands

[coral glen]

How tall are you again

[void ivy]

vomiting?

thats a weird one

[exotic cosmos]

168cm

[void ivy]

?

[quartz glade]

10 cm

[hot saffron]

source code

[coral glen]

5'6

[exotic cosmos]

i’m like the exact average height in my country

[void ivy]

they're not that bad

[exotic cosmos]

for women

[hot saffron]

;))

[void ivy]

for what

[hot saffron]

PayPal?

[void ivy]

our railway is currently undergoing renationalisation

[hot saffron]

or what

[limpid canyon]

Im very average height but like all of my friends are super tall so I just look like a midget next to them

[void ivy]

what are you on about

source code for what

lol

[sly spear]

Meth

[coral glen]

I'm 6'0

Samich

[void ivy]

yeah

https://gbrtt.co.uk

[quartz glade]

Im 5"7 or smth

[redacted]

[gray karma]

he wants to steal paypals src!

[quartz glade]

What

[sly spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/504073279234113549/881246875926294659/image0-12.gif

[quartz glade]

Oh

[void ivy]

labour are more competent than the conservative government atm

[coral glen]

NOOO

[limpid canyon]

Im whatever 179cm is, all of my friends are fucking 185+cm

[hot saffron]

money

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[jolly temple]

it is.. blood

[coral glen]

Not the orange juice :((((

[void ivy]

i cant tell if you're stupid or trolling, but i will simply stop acknowledging your messages

[gray karma]

kevin is gonna start vbaning everyone

[jaunty trellis]

[gray karma]

from how many bans happened b4

[keen junco]

Avatar decos are offset on mobile

[coral glen]

I won't what would happen if that message was sent, would it actually ban

[void ivy]

but yes this project was started under the old government and never really got on track (ba dum tss), so the labour government are actually dealing with it now

[coral glen]

Hai Marvin

[keen junco]

[gray karma]

can kevin vban?

[keen junco]

Hewwo

[void ivy]

everyone is literally fed up at how terrible the rail network has been in terms of lateness

[quartz glade]

No

[void ivy]

so

[sly spear]

I might be crazy but it kinda looks better

[quartz glade]

Haii cute marvin

[coral glen]

How you

[gray karma]

they should steal ideas from japan

[keen junco]

[gray karma]

i went there

[void ivy]

no

[coral glen]

OK I'll be back chat

[keen junco]

Good, just got a haircut

[void ivy]

starmer is quite the opposite

[gray karma]

c# discord server?

[keen junco]

Yes

[limpid canyon]

Imagine not having public transport that just works and is on time

[coral glen]

Noice

[quartz glade]

[coral glen]

Pft

[sly spear]

Really?

[void ivy]

part of our railway network is owned by japan

[limpid canyon]

(we only have this in like the capital area)

[gray karma]

we need to sell more of it to them

[void ivy]

yes, he has on multiple occasions posted about how trans rights are human rights, and that trans people should be respected way more in this country

[quartz glade]

Theres python, also

[coral glen]

Our railservice has gone to shit

[gray karma]

crazy

[quartz glade]

Yes

[gray karma]

is c# ran by microsoft

[jaunty trellis]

how is it being outside hsl

[coral glen]

Hai neko

[sly spear]

Oh based

[gray karma]

the dc*

[void ivy]

he's gotten a lot of crap for doing it but he stands by it

[quartz glade]

Has 400K members btw

[void ivy]

which im happy about

[limpid canyon]

I got so used to it that when I moved for uni I missed busses bc I went to the stop like 1 minute before the bus or the train was supposed to leave and that mf had already went because it was 4 minutes early

[quartz glade]

Haii jade

[coral glen]

poke

[limpid canyon]

Hell, these mfs come and go whenever they please

[void ivy]

he also criticised rishi heavily about his transphobic remarks in parliament

[quartz glade]

Wha

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[coral glen]

Just.. Poke

[quartz glade]

Why ur names jade then

[limpid canyon]

Once the bus driver just stopped to talk to some collegue or something for 10 minutes and then the bus was just 10 minutes late

[jaunty trellis]

what the fuck

[limpid canyon]

And they were just like talking shit or something it wasnt anything relevant

[limpid canyon]

It was the first time i used a buss here

[jaunty trellis]

[limpid canyon]

The arrival times can jump from 0 minutes to like 10 on a whim and sometimes they just come 15 minutes early and then you're just out of luck

[jaunty trellis]

oh yeah btw the kela hsl mataktuki thingy is fucked for me cuz my ssid changed so it just doesn't work anymore (I'm too lazy to contact cs)

[limpid canyon]

Im HOPING that this changes when uni starts since this is a super student heavy city, like 30ish% of people are students

[jaunty trellis]

probably

hopefully

[limpid canyon]

I mean I only live 4km away from campus so I can walk, not a massive deal

Just very annoying

[limpid canyon]

I never got that so I have no clue about it

[keen junco]

That's a lie it happened two years ago

[jaunty trellis]

yeah for everyone who got free lukio you also get a thing that you can get a hsl ticket or they just pay you money for travel

[limpid canyon]

I went to high school outside of the hsl area lol

[jaunty trellis]

given that you live far enough for it to be needed which is iirc like over 5km or smth

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[limpid canyon]

Wait no sipoo is still technically in it

But I lived super close to the school and Järvenpää is outside it

[jaunty trellis]

icic

[limpid canyon]

Or its outside of it but hsl tickets still work there for some reason its a complicated mess

Because the trains that go there cross into hsl area after it

No clue why thats a thinng

[frigid bobcat]

@open pasture add

[jolly temple]

:pat:

[frigid bobcat]

please let me say smt rq

[coral glen]

if they dont want u to, dont

simple

respect their choices

u too

u must forget this plugin exists

anyway

i have an odd question, what are pfps for guilds called? i cant remember it for the life of me

[frigid bobcat]

ok

does it look like I give 10 fucks bro

[coral glen]

wompwomp

[frigid bobcat]

griel

[burnt maple]

Server icons???

[coral glen]

ICONS thats it

ty

@open pasture didnt mean to send friend request, sorry

[keen junco]

I'm farming your souls

[coral glen]

hm

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kon-yui-hirasawa-colin-kyoto-animation-guitar-gif-21053152

[coral glen]

idk if i should be concerned or worried

[frigid bobcat]

epic

[keen junco]

i will

[coral glen]

skyshift

o-o

[burnt maple]

???

It’s a cute anime if you don’t mind the far right community it has

[quartz glade]

We will not mind the far right community

[harsh minnow]

?

https://tenor.com/view/ritsu-k-on-spin-bozo-stfu-gif-24032458

[frigid bobcat]

e

[quartz glade]

Truly

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165313835398340698/1253681889836007434/nd2Ybcn.gif

[sly spear]

Holy shit they made the ANIME decorations...

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/kon-yui-ritsu-fistpump-fist-gif-25304053

[burnt maple]

I just saw it on lewi

It looks pretty

[limpid canyon]

K on was fucking boring, my adhd ass brain could not watch it

[lavish relic]

woowoo

[dawn iris]

@harsh minnow

Is this ur coding chair?

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow poltelky jump off a bridge

[unreal siren]

What

[burnt maple]

That’s not adhd it’s a symptom of doomscrolling from youtube shorts

[quartz glade]

Bro wtf

[harsh minnow]

holy shit 500 dollarinos

[dawn iris]

EURO

[quartz glade]

Dollar?

[harsh minnow]

gift me it

[dawn iris]

Dollar would be cheaper

[harsh minnow]

euroinos

[limpid canyon]

I tried watching it before tiktok or youtube shorts were even a thing

[dawn iris]

No

I have twenty quid to my name

[limpid canyon]

It was in 2017 and tiktok was still musical.ly, shit was just boring

But thats also like 80% of slice of life anyway. Never understood why people liked it

[dense phoenix]

fast shonk

[dense phoenix]

banger

will buy

[somber leaf]

Kon! isnt interesting unless you like watching cute anime girls do cute anime girl things

[light cedar]

Stepped up in Iran and I'm thinkin' 'bout what gun I choose
AR-15 with a hollow point round
And don't fuck with America if you don't got a son to lose

[limpid canyon]

Like the first episode of lucky star is just them talking about pastries or some shit

[light cedar]

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-gif-8563776488450180456

[somber leaf]

yop

[harsh minnow]

very normal behaviour

[dawn iris]

Politely paypal me $5000

[harsh minnow]

would u buy me it for Christmas

[burnt maple]

omgg

Yesterday was your birthday

[jolly temple]

smh

[burnt maple]

I forgot

[dawn iris]

Perhampster if I got paid

[void field]

My GLORIOUS queen KUGISAKI NOBARA is alive!!!!!

[dawn iris]

(I don't get paid)

[light cedar]

nope

[limpid canyon]

Average discord user honestly

[jaunty trellis]

the copium wasn't in vein

[dawn iris]

What are you on about this time

[dense phoenix]

@open pasture do you even know who this person is

[dawn iris]

Me neither

Can we find their home and smash every lightbulb?

[jaunty trellis]

[spice abyss]

[dawn iris]

[jaunty trellis]

[dawn iris]

Epic

[harsh minnow]

oh i need to fix the message

"a mod perms will be with you shortly"

it tags the old role

[somber leaf]

ven are you more of a lerp or slerp kinda guy?

[digital kettle]

when is discord making the shop ui better again

[dawn iris]

Peicewise

[digital kettle]

it sucks rn

like it just goes for too long

[velvet hill]

How do you think someone would feel after seeing “a janitor will be with you shortly”

[somber leaf]

Thats a type of function not a specifc one

....

[digital kettle]

@velvet hill haiiii

[harsh minnow]

comforted

[dawn iris]

So are lerps and slerps

Anyway

[dawn iris]

What about hysteresis

[somber leaf]

smart ass

[dawn iris]

Basically I just define 2 values as my min/max and some threshold

[dawn iris]

Ok

[velvet hill]

need someone to slerp me..

[light cedar]

chat you remember how people tried to say ivermectin cures covid?
they are now saying ivermectin is a poison used for depopulation in the "white genocide"

actually insane

[lone stag]

Bio checks out

[dawn iris]

Soda if u were a soda you would be irn-bru

[limpid canyon]

😐 😑 😐

[somber leaf]

Id prefer to be tang

[dawn iris]

I'm sure you do

But I assert otherwise

[somber leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqUoG7uYrxw

[dawn iris]

What

[sly spear]

Lmaooo wtf happened

[light cedar]

according to mr timtruth.substack.com

[sand citrus]

=

[keen pike]

guh

hi misu

[sly spear]

Support brainrot going crazy rn

[lapis lava]

welcome to discord

enjoy your stay!

[sand citrus]

as usual

[dense phoenix]

you mean more than usual or

[sly spear]

Yop

[sand citrus]

more like months

[lapis lava]

bro thought leaving then joining would give them modmail perms

[sly spear]

Insane

[open pasture]

i think youve just been talking to me too much

[sly spear]

I remember that person but no idea where from

[open pasture]

oh

they dmed me about leaving

no idea what happened

[open pasture]

it was "Jade :3" im pretty sure

also had something in parenthesis

[sand citrus]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[paper gate]

veee

[sly spear]

so i can't report things on someone else behalf?
yes obviously

[open pasture]

oh

was that like an alt account or something

[limpid canyon]

"chill" you mean boring

[jolly temple]

we're at all carrier specific to

[limpid canyon]

Fair enoughh

[open pasture]

hi

[harsh minnow]

vban 1254428600531157106 1268458421691093034 modmail abuse, restriction evading, telling someone to "poltelky [sic] jump off a bridge"

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned @coral glen, @subtle frost

[harsh minnow]

🌜

[open pasture]

welp

[paper gate]

@tough drift

[harsh minnow]

WHAT IS THAT NAME @tough drift

[unreal siren]

how many people have been banned today

[sly spear]

7 maybe 7.2

[open pasture]

ive seen 2

[unreal siren]

insane

[open pasture]

one of them had 2 accounts

[harsh minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1253556621905362996/caption.gif

[limpid canyon]

I assume you're also an aria fan

[open pasture]

can i ask who they tried to open a modmail ticket for unless thats classified or something

[bitter valley]

for what

[open pasture]

im reasonably curious

[harsh minnow]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[dense phoenix]

its bad (because im racist) (i cant read it properly while racing)

[lapis lava]

i once made bulkban command that just foreach’d the users and banned them

[quartz glade]

Meow

[harsh minnow]

vh bulkban

[neon ferry]

Bulkban

bulk ban up to 200 users with an optional reason and delete message days

Usage

vbulkban [daysToDelete] <user> [user...] [reason]

👑 this command is owner-only.

[open pasture]

oh ok ty

[lapis lava]

isn’t that just vban with multiple users

or does that use actual api

[dense phoenix]

vh ban

[neon ferry]

Ban (yeet, 🍌)

Ban one or more users with an optional reason and delete message days

Usage

vban [daysToDelete] <user> [user...] [reason]

[harsh minnow]

the difference is that bulkban uses bulkban api endpoint

[quartz glade]

200 users... crazy

[limpid canyon]

When are we getting the bulkban of every regular?

[sly spear]

Mods gotta use vyeet more, banger name

[unreal siren]

needs fuckoff

[harsh minnow]

it's mainly meant for like raids, I never used it

[lapis lava]

v🍌

[sand citrus]

soon

[sly spear]

Vyeet

[lapis lava]

why venbot so angry

[quartz glade]

Because no perms

vban

[harsh minnow]

💢

[dense phoenix]

vexplode as alias for ban soon

[lapis lava]

every week we will do purge where everyone can do bans but up to 200 users

[sand citrus]

incorrect usage*

or both

actually

[harsh minnow]

ve Commands.explode = Commands.ban

[neon ferry]

{
  name: 'ban',
  description: 'Ban one or more users with an optional reason and delete message days',
  usage: '[daysToDelete] <user> [user...] [reason]',
  aliases: [ 'yeet', '🍌' ],
  guildOnly: true,
  modOnly: true,
  execute: [AsyncFunction: execute],
  rateLimits: Deduper(0) [Set] { _timers: Map(0) {}, expiryMs: 10000 }
}```

[harsh minnow]

vexplode

[sand citrus]

nvm ur right I think lol

[neon ferry]

Gimme some users silly

[lapis lava]

so good

[sand citrus]

vfuckoff when

[quartz glade]

Yes

[dense phoenix]

epic

[quartz glade]

vtroll

:(

[sly spear]

Vbonk

[lapis lava]

i should actually read venbot command handler

[quartz glade]

v🔨

When this?

[lapis lava]

so that i can remake in my own app

[sand citrus]

nin0 will paste from venbot

[dense phoenix]

we should build a statue of minky

[keen junco]

FUCKING WINDOWS RAHHHHHHHHHH

[lapis lava]

@paper gate minky statue when

[quartz glade]

Bro wtf

[signal junco]

vminker

[bitter valley]

based winblows

[open pasture]

sometimes i get a random ass process called "system" that takes like 17% or i hear my fan ramping up and when i open task manager its task manager at like 20-30%

[sand citrus]

system is the kernel

[open pasture]

windows so well made!

[harsh minnow]

is banana a valid js identifier

[jolly temple]

being

[harsh minnow]

ve Commands.🍌

[neon ferry]

SyntaxError: Invalid or unexpected token
    at Object.execute (/home/vee/venbot/src/commands/owner/eval.ts:84:37)
    at Client.<anonymous> (/home/vee/venbot/src/Client.ts:88:23)
    at processTicksAndRejections (node:internal/process/task_queues:95:5)```

[harsh minnow]

it's joever

[dense phoenix]

no banan :(

[open pasture]

why is it taking so much cpu randomly though

[unreal siren]

sorry was hungry

[quartz glade]

No banana

So sad

[sand citrus]

hungry

[open pasture]

grrrrr

[quartz glade]

We need v🔨

[sand citrus]

might do 5th or so attempt at installing windows 10 ltsc x86 later

[quartz glade]

Goodluck

[sand citrus]

idk why it fails to install/update everytime

[quartz glade]

And v🦵

xdddd

[lapis lava]

venbot will be dockerized

[quartz glade]

Rel

[sand citrus]

vnoonewillusethisalias

[lapis lava]

it will do self ban

[quartz glade]

vselfmute

[sand citrus]

shithead

[worldly zealot]

sup

[quartz glade]

e

[worldly zealot]

hi country that dominated over world and decided to get invaded by middle east

[worldly zealot]

lol

[open pasture]

@lapis lava holy crap lois come look at this

[limpid canyon]

Thank you jpegmafia, very cool

[worldly zealot]

questioning life

[worldly zealot]

literally me

[paper gate]

oye

[sturdy folio]

if every single person on earth randomly got a game with the message "you will die if you play this game" how many people do you guys think would actually play it

[worldly zealot]

ultrakill is %40 installed already

nice

[worldly zealot]

if you dont count others 1

[sturdy folio]

what

[worldly zealot]

i fucking would

"if i run this on a vm" ☝️ 🤓

[sturdy folio]

this gamer is 2gb how is it not instantly done

[open pasture]

youre still playing it

[worldly zealot]

26mbps

[worldly zealot]

dont care

[open pasture]

errrm yep.. youre dead buddy

[worldly zealot]

for sure

[quartz glade]

I dont want to die

[worldly zealot]

what if i dont play it

define "playing"

[sturdy folio]

then dont play it

but arent you curious what the game is about

[quartz glade]

Oke

[open pasture]

do i look like my name is google

[sturdy folio]

opening the game at all

[quartz glade]

Im kinda but i still dont want to die

[sturdy folio]

see

[dense phoenix]

spoiler its about me and your mom

[worldly zealot]

thats NOT playing tf

[sturdy folio]

yes it is

[worldly zealot]

i dont seek for google answers rn

[open pasture]

if you open a game on steam your playtime goes up

[sturdy folio]

but you wouldnt die instantly like one week later

[open pasture]

steam is like john gaming

[worldly zealot]

what if game is not from steam

[quartz glade]

Is it possible to like leave the game

[sturdy folio]

youd still die

[worldly zealot]

what if i %100 and refund it within 2 hours 😃

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[sturdy folio]

from the moment you open the game a 1 week countdown starts and at the end of it you just die

[quartz glade]

Sad

[open pasture]

im just saying ifits good enough for steam its probably an alrigt thing to go off

[bleak cosmos]

nixos

[worldly zealot]

i dont use steam at all if its gonna appear on my computer its NOT gonna be from steam

[bleak cosmos]

awh wasnt there a auto responder

[worldly zealot]

nonsense

you still didnt define playing

[sturdy folio]

yes i did

[worldly zealot]

fuck your definition

anyway i'd probably make an ai play that shit

[keen junco]

what is there to define. literally giving into the curiousity and just trying it counts

[quartz glade]

Oke nah sowwy

[worldly zealot]

cant you progress without playing?

[blazing oak]

just added my api to the badges

[open pasture]

yeha i pirate things too

[blazing oak]

so now it shows vencord and my badges

[keen junco]

playing as in, it's a program and if you run it that counts as playing

[worldly zealot]

🤝

[keen junco]

undo

[blazing oak]

interesting name

[blazing oak]

no

[sturdy folio]

👎

[quartz glade]

Omg cute

[worldly zealot]

im not affiliated with my pc, would just make a macro to play it

[keen junco]

yes

[blazing oak]

i aint planning to release it

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[blazing oak]

to the public

[jolly temple]

andd i turned off the fact

[blazing oak]

lol

just for personal use

[open pasture]

no more truth

[quartz glade]

So sad

[keen junco]

it's a metaphor

[keen junco]

shrooms

[worldly zealot]

ırkçı would fit better but ehh who learns turkish anyway

[blazing oak]

im pretty sure it would get me banned

for it

[quartz glade]

But its cool

[worldly zealot]

i dont fw metaphores

[paper gate]

I'm putting you in the mush room

[quartz glade]

I want neko badge

[bleak cosmos]

whats the point of badges you can only see lol

[blazing oak]

idk

😭

[bleak cosmos]

[worldly zealot]

client side satisfaction

why do you install themes anyway

[bleak cosmos]

i dont

lmao

[worldly zealot]

then fuck you

[open pasture]

GET OUT!!!

[quartz glade]

I need an anime girl watching at me when on discord

[zealous magnet]

.

[worldly zealot]

dont take your pills and its everywhere now

[zealous magnet]

.

[worldly zealot]

dot

[zealous magnet]

Coma.

[worldly zealot]

what the raichu

[zealous magnet]

.

Hey.

[blazing oak]

im gonna touch you :3

[bleak cosmos]

?????

[worldly zealot]

N.

[zealous magnet]

Lol.

[worldly zealot]

wtf same

[open pasture]

you may now kiss the bride

[worldly zealot]

a fucking discord wedding

[open pasture]

mhm!

[worldly zealot]

i can say i didnt die without seeing this shit

[bleak cosmos]

mmmfmfmfm mfmff mf

[worldly zealot]

anyway gonna play ultrakill now

should i install ultrasex right away 🤑

[bleak cosmos]

yeah your deranged

[open pasture]

yes

[worldly zealot]

yay

does it have bangers in it btw?

[paper gate]

@tough drift @tough drift

[worldly zealot]

what is it

ok

[open pasture]

WHAT!!

ok wait this is actualy life changing i think ill go breathe and be affected by gravity

[limpid canyon]

This new jpegmafia album really does go fucking hard

Production is insane

[sturdy folio]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-post-this-milk-gif-26304337

[limpid canyon]

No

[open pasture]

:>

have i sent you my send him to belgium clip yet

[worldly zealot]

guess i was born to play this

now i am in love with new blood punch

[upbeat echo]

ok wtf is this

[dense phoenix]

okay but did your prime minister exit from a fridge

[open pasture]

also chat ok so greenland COULD have eaten their prime minister

[upbeat echo]

how do they even do that

[sturdy folio]

ok but did their chief of police fire a grenade launcher inside their office

[worldly zealot]

man im already getting staright S'

[winter girder]

They took the saying "eat the rich" fr

[worldly zealot]

i understand why they say this game is enhanced doom

[blazing oak]

potwierdzam

tak bylo

[quartz glade]

What pills i wonder

[open pasture]

polish meal item asylum

[light cedar]

mr hands vs vaush
who would win

[open pasture]

vaush because mr hands is DEAD

[light cedar]

yeah but at least mr hands got to do it

[unique wyvern]

i’m pumping an air mattress

[jolly temple]

best desktop environments

[light cedar]

vaush hasn't so far

[glossy eagle]

What the actual fuck

[robust relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002090433540784180/1080649575389462668/attachment.gif

[glossy eagle]

Pump harder

[unique wyvern]

ask me why

[unique wyvern]

i’m doing my best

[robust relic]

why tho

[quartz glade]

Wpic

[unique wyvern]

because i fucking feel like it

no actual reason

[open pasture]

hyprland

[worldly zealot]

keep wondering

[unique wyvern]

i just feel like it

[glossy eagle]

Nice

[robust relic]

so based

[light cedar]

me boiling my mud

[jaunty trellis]

not a de (yet?)

[light cedar]

hyprland is cool I just wish the dev wasn't a shitty person

[quartz glade]

Why dont you tell me?
Since i dont know of any pills

[worldly zealot]

skill issue

[open pasture]

eeeeh close enough

[winter girder]

You don't need a desktop environment, all you need is vesktop

[light cedar]

wayland doesn't have DEs really

just compositors

[open pasture]

wait what did they do

[full hornet]

😭💀🤑🇮🇹🗿⬆️🚨🤡🤷‍♂️🍝🇫🇷🧠🇮🇱🇩🇪🇷🇺🇨🇳🇯🇵🇬🇧🤦‍♂️☝️🙏🔥🇺🇸☠️👽🔳😬🙄😞✅ are my latest emojis

[quartz glade]

I dont take these

[light cedar]

https://drewdevault.com/2023/09/17/Hyprland-toxicity.html

[quartz glade]

[jaunty trellis]

it does, de is more than just the compositor

[full hornet]

Israel?

[open pasture]

oh..

[full hornet]

🇮🇱

[winter girder]

You can code, listen to music, watch movies, and talk with friends, even play games with your friends

You have everything you need

[unique wyvern]

don’t summon the politic obsessed kids

[jaunty trellis]

vax said a bad thing like ages ago and people started crying

[full hornet]

😮‍💨🧔🏻‍♂️👦🐮🎩🐱🎓🥽🪀🤼‍♂️🥅🪂🛸🛰️🛵🎁🧺🪆🚰

[upbeat echo]

what the hell

[glossy eagle]

I'm gonna write something like this but for Vencord

[light cedar]

desktop environment = compositor
compositor = desktop environment

[jaunty trellis]

no

de has apps as well

it's more than just the window manager portion

i3, hyprland, awesomewm etc are standalone wms

gnome, kde, xfce are des

[light cedar]

kde is a brand

[open pasture]

i guess so

plasma then

[jaunty trellis]

A desktop environment (DE) is an implementation of the desktop metaphor made of a bundle of programs, which share a common graphical user interface (GUI).

[open pasture]

most people just call it kde though

[light cedar]

but what if I wanna use neon

[open pasture]

you arent real

[light cedar]

[lime talon]

Windows on the laptop is now back up and running and up to date

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[lime talon]

This time I'm not going to install the software that breaks everything

[blazing oak]

real

[upbeat echo]

bro said 'meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow'

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://vxtwitter.com/danielcroe/status/1826264669042233552

[light cedar]

this is legit clickbait

[worldly zealot]

but ehh my time sucks

[keen junco]

Nop

[worldly zealot]

this game is so good i cant play it all in one go

[bleak cosmos]

i wanna selfhost bitwarden but i see no point

[light cedar]

that is a crime yes

[light cedar]

it is

it's vaultwarden

not bitwarden

[lapis lava]

so easy

[keen junco]

You're a crime

[jaunty trellis]

cry about it

[lapis lava]

but tbh who cares

[upbeat echo]

damn

[light cedar]

it's like saying "I set up Discord on my free VPS!" then showing how to install Matrix

[bleak cosmos]

LMAO

[lapis lava]

vaultwarden is bw reimpl
while discord and matrix are two different things

[light cedar]

vaultwarden does not have full feature parity

[full hornet]

« Isn’t real »

[light cedar]

ok

better analogy

it's like saying "I set up Discord on my free VPS!" then showing how to install Spacebar

[full hornet]

😭😸🤤💩🥱🧑‍🍳👵🏻👨‍🦯‍➡️🧑🏼‍🦯🧦🧶👠🧥🦢🐕🐦‍🔥🐖🍘🍮🥟🛺🧩🔌📹⏳🛜🚸🚹🧑‍🧒

[digital kettle]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

[light cedar]

hello

[full hornet]

Ⓜ️🚾🏧

⚠️〽️‼️

[light cedar]

mwcatm

[upbeat echo]

'reimplementation of discord'?

[full hornet]

🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🛂⚠️

[jolly temple]

stealin

[digital kettle]

mwa @light cedar

[light cedar]

yes

[bitter valley]

for First Reptiloid's sake, shut up

[sturdy folio]

guys did you know that milk

[light cedar]

ubuntu

[upbeat echo]

yes, i did know that milk

[bitter valley]

.archive

[digital kettle]

ubuntu discord server hates me lol

[bleak cosmos]

nixos

[bitter valley]

why

[light cedar]

yes

Apache/2.4.52 (Ubuntu) Server at ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.ubuntu.archive.ubuntu.com Port 80

[bitter valley]

so many ubuntus

[full hornet]

I saw a comment under an homophobic video that was like this :
🔑 + 🔒 = 🔓
🔒 + 🔒 = ❌
🔑 + 🔑 = ❌

🐖

[bitter valley]

what does it mean

[light cedar]

thats not how that works

[digital kettle]

something something snapd

[rotund valley]

er does someone by chance have a vesktop css theme thingie to make these dissapear, their classes contain those annoying react hashes so idk how to match them correctly

[full hornet]

Tf you want me to sag i didn’t do this

[bitter valley]

there was in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 somewhere

for gods sake go into #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[full hornet]

🔑 = man
🔒 = woman
🔓 = baby?

[smoky bear]

the liberals want to take away your padlocks

[bitter valley]

are they stupid hom man can be a key and woman can be lock

[upbeat echo]

because.

[full hornet]

How to make a baby :

[upbeat echo]

accurate

[bitter valley]

what party should i vote for? bubble party?

[rotund valley]

oh you can go prefix matches nice

[full hornet]

And you will figure their logix

[rotund valley]

ty

[full hornet]

Right

[bitter valley]

why would you need baby

[smoky bear]

real

[full hornet]

Stupid question tho

[dawn iris]

I've seen the lock picking lawyer open a master lock by smacking it with another master lock

So this is factually untrue

[full hornet]

🌍 + 🚶‍♂️= 😎

[bitter valley]

whar

[glossy eagle]

What about the key

Can you key the key with another key?

[full hornet]

Human = cool

[bitter valley]

wrong

[full hornet]

Gay people = gay

🧠

[bitter valley]

humans are stupid

[glossy eagle]

True

[bitter valley]

vegetables rule the world

[worldly zealot]

finally

[glossy eagle]

Truen't

[worldly zealot]

fuck you gameloft

[full hornet]

Wrong, you are stupid

[open pasture]

EVAN KALE UPLOADED?!?!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frV9unHnqgg

[glossy eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frV9unHnqgg

[worldly zealot]

and he indeed is a human

[full hornet]

🙂✋🏽🫴👈

[smoky bear]

humans haven't been cool in a very long time

[open pasture]

yes

[full hornet]

He is cool and stupid

[worldly zealot]

so humans are cool and stupid

[bitter valley]

you are even worse you arent human you re fr*nch

[full hornet]

Since when is Ariane 6 not 😎

[upbeat echo]

oof

[digital kettle]

https://xcancel.com/t3dotgg/status/1826350987860402353 do people seriously like this guy

[full hornet]

😳

[worldly zealot]

atleast put some "*"s on the f word

yeah

[bitter valley]

sorry forgot

[worldly zealot]

would be a big insult fr

[full hornet]

France

[bitter valley]

dont use rude words here

[worldly zealot]

mods delete this user from existance

[full hornet]

FR is the iniatals (and official) of France

[bitter valley]

lobotomize this user

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[worldly zealot]

do i seem to care

[smoky bear]

twitter was a mistake

[full hornet]

You say « rude words » because you hate france
I say « rude words » because i am french
We are not the same

[worldly zealot]

hmm i wonder if

[full hornet]

Censor it then

No

[dawn iris]

I dunno

[full hornet]

No pity for my german family

I’m not

I have german family

[worldly zealot]

FUCKK that decal looks so good

[full hornet]

My aunt immigrated to germany

[bitter valley]

i guess hes from elzas-lotharingy or smth

[worldly zealot]

-> you are german

[full hornet]

Nah it isn’t thats why

[keen junco]

I run you into a wall

[full hornet]

I’m not german by blood

Neither by my dad

Or mom

[harsh minnow]

frenchies are canonically german

[worldly zealot]

idgaf

[keen junco]

You're French which is arguably worse

[full hornet]

I’m « german » by my aunt

[full hornet]

I’m more Italian than german tho

[worldly zealot]

and what tf were gameloft thinking while putting the worst decal in the game for 10 bucks

[full hornet]

Is-2 death stare

[full hornet]

Ok you won

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/italian-nightmare-webpac-spaghetti-pasta-break-gif-17845120

[bitter valley]

whats pasta doing here

[worldly zealot]

i always win

[keen junco]

They said they're more Italian than German

[full hornet]

I don’t really care

[keen junco]

Then you're not Italian

[full hornet]

Real name is congolese (i’m not congolese tho)

[bitter valley]

what is congolese

[worldly zealot]

i will eat pinapple pizza in front of italian army

[full hornet]

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ GUYANAIS !

[bitter valley]

that means you re belgian

[full hornet]

🎶

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ HAÏTIEN

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1273443151218212905/caption.gif

[full hornet]

🎶

[sturdy folio]

ew the french person is back

[jolly temple]

god

[full hornet]

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ ALGÉRIEN

🎶

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ TISMÉ

🎶

[worldly zealot]

censor that

[bitter valley]

lobotomize this nonsense

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[full hornet]

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ AFRICAIN

🎶

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ POLONAIS

🎶

[bitter valley]

whar

[full hornet]

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ ITALIEN

[worldly zealot]

im gonna touch you inappropriately

[full hornet]

🎶

[sturdy folio]

Stop being weird as fuck

[full hornet]

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ GUADELOUPÉEN !

🎶

[sturdy folio]

Got too comfortable saying this shit

[upbeat echo]

im gonna touch you inappropriately

[full hornet]

📸

[mossy egret]

@void ivy wtf

[unreal siren]

They are timed out lmao

[full hornet]

me?

[sturdy folio]

mods crush this person's skull

[full hornet]

Oui mais MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ TISMÉ 🎶🎶🎶

[bitter valley]

please shut up

[sturdy folio]

Whatever you say 🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

[full hornet]

Non wsh

Laisse moi trqnl

[full hornet]

MOI C’EST LE BÉBÉ RUSSE

[unreal siren]

Me when rule 6

[full hornet]

🎶

[upbeat echo]

[full hornet]

🫡

[full hornet]

Quoi

[upbeat echo]

shut uppppppppppp

GOD DAMNNNNNNN

[full hornet]

C’est bon même mes parents disent wesh

[bitter valley]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821157921668595733/1062793029477482517/IMG_9307.gif

embded failure

[mossy egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821157921668595733/1062793029477482517/IMG_9307.gif?ex=66c82563&is=66c6d3e3&hm=ef224b15e074975b14ff9370cc230ca8392a6d89ccba3ae929caf115eb3aa934&

[full hornet]

Nan c’est grave là 💀

[quartz glade]

Meow

[full hornet]

Ferme la

Y’a un chat dans le chat

[mossy egret]

we need someone to do some admin abusing

[quartz glade]

Nie

[bitter valley]

for god-emperors sake raise your fr*nch fries above the keyboard

[upbeat echo]

i will gladly

[full hornet]

Non merci

Je suis athée monsieur

[bitter valley]

dont touch keyboard please

[unreal siren]

I can technically time them out but I’m just watching

[full hornet]

Nooon stp

[mossy egret]

use those admin ability’s for evil and give them a week