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leah should i
okay whay the hell is that thing
you literally do not even have that much in your bank
kill it with fire
i can be in debt to a carrier
whoβs leah
for 3 years
hello
hai
:3
WHAT THE FUCK
i donβt know what to do with all this power
itβs so sad
look in my image, you can see them preparing
That was the best thing in the city >:(
wait
ikr
huh
unfortunately
in the us yeah
melting on linux works fine aparently
verizon is so banger but they do have a bad monopoly lol
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! π¨
why the US got to be so shitty
yes 99% of android phones
does the US not have consumer-friendly policies???
@ everyone
@ vendicated
@boreal torrent
jokes aside i got too many.....
im all by myself
im a real gangsta

they don't but it is mainly the choice of the phone company itself...they make some extra money just by changing 1% of a phone
but US does suck with monopolies and all
but 99% of android phones are specific to a certain carrier but with only very very small changes that are not even noticeable
like all carrier specific phones cannot be rooted ever
horror
sob
should i get a dev cert instead
verizon is a lot cheaper than all other carriers when you take into account the deals you get from setting up auto pay and how they will completely cover almost any phone as long as you open a new line with said phone
pretty banger
i researched this stuff for many many months because i got my gf a phone
through verizon
i was going to do visible but they are the same thing and visible is not really worth the price
not $900...
i have an existing line
my server is like $1,000 
apple dev cert
could you open a new line, get the phone, then close the other line
mine all together are probably over 2k lol
i am getting the iphone 16 when it comes out because i am getting off of my mom's plan next month and will be getting the iphone 16 through my apple card
no it's tied to the line and if you did this you would owe on the phone itself entirely
maybe 50tbs storage
i pay hetzner 30 a month for
amb@amb-dedicated-hetzner when
π


last time i tried to buy a server from hetzner i had to verify my id π
they never ID'd me
i got 2 vps's and i didnt have to
ive been with them for at least a year now
I want to know where the plugin file is located
only vps i have is a seedbox
i have a very low spec one i use explicitly for proxying shit
!
then a higher spec one for my email server
!
!
!
just got a catbox sticker :3
I usually wait up to 2 hours and then shut off if still no HDD activity
let me use it
super cool site fr
I just shut off and turned back on and all seems good
Nice
meow
meow!!
remaining
after paying the rest
remaining on the contract
in installments
trade in value = $177.75
i somehow got $850 for a galaxy note 10+
why not just wait until it's paid off and then upgrade?
verizon offers all of thos efree phone deals
my gf has the iphone 13 lol
I WAS A PEE NAME UNTIL VEE STOLE ALL PEE ROLES
free on aws
but at the time they also offered the iphone 14 free π
i have a free oracle 24gb ram vps too
shut up whitename back to the basement you go
amazon free tier literally only covers a 1 shared core and 1gb ram vps π
@junior ridge
AWS only lasts a year and I wasted mine π§
#silly-cats honestly hits SO hard
oracle refuses accepting my payment
lmfao
you don't even understand
terrible use of money but you do you
they do a 100 dollar check
its uhh 1,10 cents
nooo they do not
#π±πΊ-deutsch-german
I have not had any negative experience with verizon, with the exception of 5G
ich hasse dich π
this is an actual scam wtf
...magsafe for pixel?
Γ
"My shitty cat gneisbert found my cocaine"
people like you make me feel smart
1tb monthly bandwidth? π§
not even a gb of ram and its 10 bucks
"vice versa"
this is reasonable
worst vps deal of all time
for 10/yr
it's supposed to be gniesbert but it was made by an ignorant American who can't comprehend ie...
lmao
now MONTHLY would be AWFUL
so true
worst deal ever
fuck americans
but yearly is not that bad
:c
now THIS is a scam
vee
kann ich mein restricted role zuruck haben :c
gonna go cry now...
i havent found better deals than hetzner auction
americans are so oppressed here
i hate this i think
they are jealous of us
as it should be
‘¿ no hablo ingles ?!
american cat
i dont get the hetzner hate tbh
vban ur american
ew
my german is fire fr
we should do a ban lottery
ive had no problems with them
is there a way to like have different configs for different instances of vencord so themes dont reset to the running instance's theme when you restart
hope i win
do Spanish keyboards have ΒΏ on them
can we delete this guys username
no we can not
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @winter girder)
my laptop died
true that
β¬33.70per month for an i7-6700
π₯Ί
with 32gb ram
ikr
β¬575.70
max. per month
β¬0.9226
per hour
CPU
AMD EPYC 7502P
RAM
512 GB
Drives
8 x 3.84 TB Datacenter SSD
Location
#FSN1-DC14
Information
IPv4ECCiNIC

i lost my lighter
basically
i am in my windows server management class for three hours @harsh minnow do you love
can someone become my lighter pls
.
bet
all i need is a million bucks
/j
why windows 
i will not set myself on fire sorry
Termius is π₯
$12 a month for this on my seedbox
a seedbox is seriously a life saver being able to download absolutely anything and put it on my home server so so quickly
but i hate that its paid
I've figured out how to do it
chat im not going to sell my credit card info again
like you cant sync between devices unless you pay
nvm pc or robux -# bc i chose computational engineering over as fuck airpods sound amazing combination
which is the entire reason i loved termius
@digital kettle, <t:1724274410:R>: make poke do the thing in the thing
make poke do the thing in the thing
shoudli get fairphone
github student
no
You basically need to exactly put the address that's in your bank statement
Worked for me
"Free access to all Termius Pro and Termius Team features, while you're a student."
wtf
why did i lose it then
i still have github student
because i renewed it right before
furry nsfw channel leak?
2
2
1
No.
1244888633333256203
no
should have been yes.
me when display: flex doesnt solve all my problems βΉοΈ
display: grid
I have no idea why you would need a sync able ssh client...
i need to animate something going from the middle to the left so no grid either :(
terminal app
ssh client
whatever you wanna call it
Buy a pixel
im fucking stupid i thought it was gonna send me a text message
Lmfao
2 vcpu
4 GB ram
40 GB nvme
20 TB bandwidth
β¬ 0.0060 per hour
β¬ 3.79 max per month
is this good frfr
meaow
what are you gonna do with that
why
why what
nothing at all really 
who what
????
Pretty good tbh, check Samsung also
yes
get in even more debt :33
i will not buy a samsung phone
Understandable
using a samsung phone would probably GET ME blown up anyway
It seems youtube has once again managed to temporarily stop invidous and piped.
what do you mean more debt
If you're not using for gaming just get a pixel, faster android updates and 7 years of updates
money
heavy gaming on phone is unhinged
i need wait until my current contract ends to get this phone
most i do is silly small games for passing time
you can just pay off the rest now
Yeah that should be fine
medium
medium
cooked
I haven't upgraded my apple watch even though it doesnt last a day anymore because i want to get android
if im buying a pixel ill probably grab a pixel watch too
my mom will have to pay that and she'd rather wait till it expires next year π
I'm not sure if the pixel watch is good tbh
but ive heard apple watch is still THE experience for smartwatch
it is
do you like the new episode
said experience being you wearing it for 1 week and then never putting it on again
do you like it
ive used this for years
its a gen 3
Gen 3
4 i mean
No wonder
ok so when i spend a day on a video no one cares but when someone sends homu sticker everyone contributes
ive had the display replaced when i fell off a ladder but thats about it
replacing the display was 100 short of buying a new one
Rip π
realistically all i care about is notification taps
and find my
i dont do much with it
calls sometimes but
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
basic shit
Google find my device is getting better but idk
what is even happening here π there's the most random things happening
i dunno what to do about airpods yet
*airtag
wasn't google supposed to release a competitor
tile sucks ass, for the record
I'm pretty sure they still working on it, because they just launched the find my device network
bro
listen i am not good at making a good story
NAH
let alone a story at all
WHAT
there is a gay sitting in vc with me and she is very gay
So?
Leave if you're having issues lol π
No one's stopping you

wait is this an open api i can throw any device with processing power at
was looking at https://github.com/FireBite/cockTag-hw
cocktag
wtf is this
COCKTAG LMFAO
WHO THOUGHT OF THE NAME
the new simpsons episode.
i didnt say it was a bad thing idiot
open source board and firmware that works with apple's find my network
i bet youre just mad you dont have a gay in vc with you
hi chat
ay,please someone answer in vencord support
i need a gay in vc with me...
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @rare trout)
be patient
Ok I know it's not related to vencord but is there a way someone can help me figure out why Parsec captures Discord even though it shouldn't because I'm not even capturing the output that discord uses

COCKTAG is insane
well shes MY gay
well okay not my gay but shes the gay in vc with me right now
criminally understarred
jealous...
ay,please someone answer in vencord support
the plot points are:
- homer fucking dies
- marge is ran over
- skinner is an immovable object
- maggie'
i wish i had a gay woman in voice chat with me...
ay,please someone answer in vencord support
how? don't they work on both find my and google's find my
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @rare trout)
π
vminker
@rare trout that is not how vns works...
i wanted to see the message
you forgot that maggie is a stoppable object
tile is their own thing based on bluetooth
vminker
First thing should do when you get a pixel....install revanced
i have yt premium
i dont really care
Understandable
reason i have yt premium is I use youtube music
sudo pacman -S braincancer
Whar
what if braincancer was an arch package you could install that gave you brain cancer
Are you depressed bro
iirc tile is owned by the same company that owns life360

help me in support guys
shut the fuck up
you've been told like 3 times
wait
rule 5
whatβs the cmd
what
mb cuz
the you are here shit
yea, i dont think thats a mac
@open pasture at least explain your problem there first
isnt this the dude that sent an invite here then dmed vee to apologize π
Add Chipolo ONE Point to Googleβs Find My device app on your Android phone and play a sound or use distance hints to pinpoint the exact location. Lost your keys? Locate them on a map in the app with the help of millions of Android devices that are part of Googleβs Find My Device network.
im messing w u

i read this as chipotle
rd /s /q C:\Windows\System32
Same
isnβt funny that deletes sys32 btw
it is "vns"
indeed
vns
they are asking what command shows the message
It wouldn't even work, because no perms for the current user
this doesnt count as vencord support silly
You'd have to give yourself perms first
??? yes it would
Oh wait
it makes the bot post the image not you lol
I'm a dumbass
vns
does anyone here play baseball or at least know the rules
i dont think tile has findmy integration
whatβs baseball
this shit still seems bluetooth based
chat there is a 1000+ vns messages
@rare trout did you check the message a guy sent
because people are stupid
@edgy ermine tweaker
tweaker
th chipolo?
iirc, all devices on android 9 and up support the find my phone network
Ye
baskemptball
android 17 yay or nay
i thought they were on android 15
@winter girder my android 8.0 go device also got it for some reason
It's trash lol
I don't use it
not if I have anything to say about it
ohhh ok
Oh btw @rare trout the pixel 9 will allow you to locate it even if it's dead or powered off
iphone has that too
So that's a plus
iphones had this for a long while
since like the 11s i think
maybe 12s
Doesn't work for other Androids?
apple fan is yelling at me for not buying apple.. i own a charging brick silly
Ok
Crazy
Cool
bleh
such a gimmick
I'll never use wireless charging
i only use it for charging
point still stands
my dad has a magsafe battery which is pretty alright
what point? that they did it first
Realme 320w charging is insane tho
what
i dont get why people always say to buy a apple phone
mfw i need to get my battery replaced after 5 cycles
me neither
like, isnt it gonna rot??? do i have to buy a new one everytime??
just use a flip phone smh
true
we need to bring back quick swap batteries
idk if i should get the pro
we need to bring back WWAN on consumer laptops
giveaway
i got just the phone for you
pro is like 5 extra dollars a month
motorola should make a modern dynatac
@cosmic otter makee ban giveaway with @south sinew
imagine a dynatac but it works on 4G and has an OLED or some weird shit
magsafe battery bank is pretty close
but i dont like bulges on my device
just get the pro lol 5 dollars more is nothing
probs gigabytes big fan of ram failure
yesssssss
a month for 3 years
3 years wtf
36 month commitment
What's the total
Cost
I wonder if they will send u a nutrition facts information thingy now
Because of the new law
id want to have one to put it in my pcokets so everytime someone asks "what you packing
"
"a 100lb battery"
thinking of like an explosive vest but with battery banks instead
ok this seems pretty fucking genius actually
my dad just bought one
my uncle has 2
teslas are cool, its just the owner tbh
we're ignoring the cybertruck btw
I hate teslas no offense
I don't like not having physical buttons
idk if you've tried to control a radio without physical buttons while driving
but it sucks
Shit quality, no point, your still burning coal....and fucking subscriptions
you can justify a tesla if you get solar
or any EV
only thing i really have against tesla is not having carplay or android auto
"shit quality" not evenn, they're actually pretty decent in quality
I thought they did wtf
tesla charging stations use solar panels
22k for 1 week psych hospital stay
works for me actually
Oh I actually didn't know that
i can semi-accurately track it on my laptop
no you have to pay for integrated apps
Is it all of em or
youβre lowballing it
it doesnt ping as much though
That's insane wtf
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Read the rest.
thats why GM is removing it
so they can do that
on the basis of "less distracting driving"
powered by Nginx Proxy Manager
I will not buy GM
I will not buy BMW
build your own car 
I will keep my 2010 subaru until it is totaled
public transit >>>>>
I've already replaced the transmission
Louis is a savior at this point tbh
i haul shit
you are turning into a lesbian
hi
i work for the public schools
best idea
ah fair
totally legal
I'm not a lawyer
bins of chromebooks until the suspension whines
same
the most I ever carry is like a backpack lol
Buy a Volkswagen Beetle from 1993
just am p sure the gov has some laws to make sure what ur drivin is safe for others
no the public transit where I live is fantastic so ill just keep using that
unironically the best storage shit
welcome to yourself if i went to sideload
hi kevin
i am the tesla
why
idk if he got it actually
you mean the self driving?
Drive Me to the moon pls
can i have 3 of them 
Yes
@harsh minnow
no we threw them all out
do you need something



extracted the drives, 18.2tb
I made a donation and wanted to receive the benefits
oh fair enough
just dm him
them
idk what they go by now
Bro they get imported to 3rd world countries (trust me I live one) and sold here
we need a website to track this
ooooooooooo
i dont care if i misgender someone if they don't tell me or use their pronouns thing
same
can i have some
if you arent going to tell me what you are dont blame me when i fuck it up
π₯Ί
my node servers dont even have drives
metal casing

how does sql optimize stuff over just a basic []
ipad moment
im gonna google this but if someone wants to give a better answer respond
do you work at like a school
same
same
yes
sigma
what finger do you use the scroll wheel with
when i say recycle I mean detroy
our recycler does not resell
they break everything down for salvage
index
we could auction it off, but more effort than its worth
index
anyone from here know someone from Congo, Democratic Republic of the
share fr
fr
democratic republic of the what
nah macbooks are yummy
democratic republic of the
purrr
purrr
i don't know the
@rare trout next time just ship it to me :3
im COLDDDDD
π₯
me too
π₯
good amber
snuggle?
mayb..
mmrp
heckord
i guess ill just ride the dev cert for the last 2 months
see if they approve the carplay entitlement
i could split it with colin or eternal though
I want a mac mini
come use my m1 laptop
sht it has a US power cord
can I steal it
nop
guh
my friend gave me remote access to his M1 mac mini for a while
WHY THE FUCK DID DISCORD REMOVE GIVING YOURSELF SERVER SPECIFIC NAMES AS A NON NITRO USER
rich
they didn't
huh?
im looking for less than 300
which ones
I want like smol :3
fully functional
Oh wait they didnβt
yea ok nvm the ones im talking about are literal rackmount servers
whaaaa nooo
I just saw that bottom button and assumed I couldnβt save it
Never look at the top right
i want a pdu but they all need high amperage outputs 3:
masashducets
massivetwoshits
real
i hate high amperage outputs
yt trending page be like: 8 guys with faces that i wanna punch they look so annoying an punchable
fr
lick them
wonder what a thumbnail for that would be
punch me im so annoying and punchable....
fr
will do
@junior ridge google mini computer https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1144670063260408/
"search computer"
so a browser pc
neuron activation
my account is too new
printer port
that things ancient
parallel*
it has fucking ps/2 π
i play on a ps2
he doesnt look punchable he looks shootable

i love vscode
i wanna puch his smug annoying little face
how old is this
W DRAWING
i love pencil drawing
pretty sure its fairly recent
...40 bucks?
why live in massivetwoshits when you can live somewhere cooler
like iceland
where resale isnt really a thing :D
Morocco
@rare trout want some powered Edge servers
oh the 3060 is 4x more powerful
same witg these ones
powerEdge
or what about a REALLY dusty NAS
reeks of piss
nope but my real name is practically public info
probs
fucking idiot
sshds are silly
what is an sshd
my name is like almost everyhwere on my discord profile
hybrid?
yes
kk
youre too young for discord
its an hdd with like 10-20GBs of nand cache
beeg maybe it with no workie for pixel?
is it 2 drives and special software
or are they actually integrated
oh
risaschauzer
why did I read rizzschauzer
dam thats a lot
(its a gient schauzer)
what about alive name
who
deserved
@tough drift real name Gort
wtf
real
my keyboard is dying
gortimere
it's miku's ghost
i need a new mouse and keyboard
guess what
my keyboard go click-clack
piss
deez nuts?
mines missing key caps
people still trying to get rid of their vision pros
chicken butt 
imma shoot the ghost dead in the bronx to then
wtf π
she stole our piss :c
i ate them
yes this is my real name
@digital kettle, <t:1724274446:R>: check if the thing does the thing
thou shall perish in a most horrible manner
does it
will this be my cause of death
guys my deadname's steve
last name jobs
i want to contribute to a plugin but i don't want to fork the repo :(
i literally changed 2 lines
real
NO
@junior ridge my shift key is like messed up, like the stabalizer and i gotta dissasemble the entire fucking planet to get to it, istg the amount of screw will be the death of me
what did you do
yo wtf
wrong human
i added a filter to whoRacted which prevents the avatars of blocked users from showing up
ok
i have a low profile keyboard
so
thank u spelling king
or queen
share ill contribute for you π
oh hell naw, get that shit outta here
@junior ridge did i tell you I bought a Milk-V RISC-V board
milk-v?
im thirsty
pov your milk is VI
guh
@junior ridge i got the 8gb model
Every single time I have to do something I donβt want to do
milky ras-pi
Its basically raspi but with RISC
do i LOOK like a Margerey
mrow
@open pasture
meow @open pasture
on desktop:
i can live forever
LMAO
PLEASE KEVIN DONT KEEP ME HANGING WHAT ON DESKTOP
hi
i can live forever-er
epic
i can die forever
true..
common KVM intel CPU real
bwa
awawa
wdym
kai died
meow
WHA
me when
u didnt like actually just leak ur face on here right
genuine intel when
meow
thats my actual face yes?
????
sorry i have fake intel
thats insane
im so confused at what you mean
genuine intellll
damn i got the fake amd
meow
ive sent images of myself several times before
nvm it became genuineintel
i would not be comfortable leaking my face anywhere on the internet π
yeah cos ur 13
fr
wait wtf
what
192 threads in a vm π
?
12 but this is just LXC
just wanted to say that for no particular reason
uh i dont remember
ballers
192 threads is 96 cores so
meow
perhaps
perhaps I just aquired a large amount of funds
i nred
i want to buy epyc
perhaps I just commited illegal activities and just aquired a server illegaly
i wanna get 2 96 core cpus
I have one 
put them in 1 server
i need
jealouss
meow
can u buy me one
i don't see the resemblance
tessie W

stock
the newest i have is broadwell xeon :c
am broke
two actually
@open pasture explode
but i love gock
i did and still lack to see any similarities
only an AMD EPYC 9754




