🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[edgy ermine]

no

[fallow pawn]

something delicious

[frigid bobcat]

can i consume tiramisu

a

[fallow pawn]

nachoShiSleepHQ

[edgy ermine]

[stuff i cannot say here]

[fallow pawn]

words I cannot say in this server

[copper turtle]

Wtf

Show the hdr

[junior ridge]

hi princess

:3

[fallow pawn]

@copper turtle have u seen feather yet

[lapis lava]

h

[junior ridge]

also should i get a new mouse or should i get a guitar for clone hero/ fortnite festival

[frigid bobcat]

how can everyone in this channel afford a mac 😭

[junior ridge]

we arent broke

[copper turtle]

whar

[junior ridge]

ez

[lapis lava]

maybe UTM SE could run android idk

[jolly temple]

pluto tv mentioned

[fallow pawn]

My signing app

[edgy ermine]

qhar

[copper turtle]

not everyone has macOS on a mac

[lapis lava]

loveeee

[junior ridge]

it actually was not but ok kevin

[copper turtle]

oh cool

[lapis lava]

mac minis can be pretty cheap tbh

[edgy ermine]

a cheap mac is only a couple hundred

[frigid bobcat]

my pc aint compatible w/ hackintosh

[lapis lava]

and are useful if u just wanna do ios dev

[edgy ermine]

just buy an old macbook or mac mini

[junior ridge]

what pc, it probably is

[lapis lava]

and are too broke to afford a cert

[copper turtle]

[frigid bobcat]

i will consume

[edgy ermine]

apple approved my app

:3

[copper turtle]

what app

[fallow pawn]

nekojb on the appstorevv?

[lapis lava]

did you have to dox yourself to publish

[edgy ermine]

nah

[fallow pawn]

so real

[edgy ermine]

yes

[copper turtle]

pangu 2

[frigid bobcat]

apple didnt even let me make an apple id

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[copper turtle]

Wait was it pangu that released a jailbreak on the app store

[fallow pawn]

skill issue

[copper turtle]

[lapis lava]

time to find your app

[edgy ermine]

yes

PPclient

[lapis lava]

how

[copper turtle]

So smart

[frigid bobcat]

all my ips are blocked

[crude fern]

can you stop not being banned please?

[edgy ermine]

try using a mac or iphone

[daring cloud]

sure let me token log a janitor rq

[edgy ermine]

they can create up to 3 apple ids per year

[frigid bobcat]

no apple genuinely hates me bc I bought 100 iphones with my $0 credit card

[frigid bobcat]

and it approved

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine my nitro ran out

[copper turtle]

???

[edgy ermine]

damn

[fallow pawn]

I need to get a turkish apple id

so lazy

[frigid bobcat]

the card approved with $0

[edgy ermine]

i need to restock my apple id with cash

[fallow pawn]

restock

[lapis lava]

why 😭

[junior ridge]

:3

[lapis lava]

wait until lil bro sees the cops at the door

[copper turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-greedy-cat-with-apple-goodnight-meowstar-gif-10586556337483231508

[frigid bobcat]

idk what happened I just tried buying 100 iphones with a $0 card and it approved

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine turkey

[copper turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/greed-apple-cat-cat-apple-cat-meme-gif-18100463515886680557

[edgy ermine]

users and groups

new user

[fallow pawn]

can I delete the user afterwards

[edgy ermine]

yes

[lapis lava]

türk varmı

[fallow pawn]

does it need to be admin or normal

[edgy ermine]

can be either

although i do not recommend deleting the user

[fallow pawn]

why

its just more bloat on my mac

[edgy ermine]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i have like 9 users on my mac

[fallow pawn]

for WHAT

[gray karma]

friends family relatives and everyone else

[copper turtle]

9 xcode

[edgy ermine]

sister
sister's friend
me
me 2
me 3
github
dad
friend
and one more i forgor

[copper turtle]

Winning rn

90.6% used

[gray karma]

told you ^^^

[daring cloud]

iirc users are only like 50 bytes on unices

how big is a macos homedir?

[edgy ermine]

~/Library:

[fallow pawn]

on life support

[edgy ermine]

sister's friend and my friend were for bypassing screen time

[daring cloud]

me myself and I

[edgy ermine]

i have a funny method of retrieving the screentime passcode

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine ok created the user

[edgy ermine]

login to it

get to the part where you create an apple id

[daring cloud]

my funny method is called a keylogger

[crude fern]

ask a Turkish person and then kill them and destroy the evidence

[edgy ermine]

how are you expecting to keylog your parents iphone

[copper turtle]

jailbrake

[crude fern]

your gonna install linux

[daring cloud]

was* since it was for windows; i use linux now

[crude fern]

nope

[daring cloud]

my mom didn't know she could configure it remotely

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine so create new apple id on setup

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/no-oomfie-oomfie-no-more-oomfie-gif-21569342

[fallow pawn]

i assume

[edgy ermine]

yea

[daring cloud]

also windows lets any local admin bypass screen time settings

[crude fern]

im installing linux on my emac when/if i get it repaired

[daring cloud]

guess who's a local admin

[crude fern]

NO MORE OOMFIE WHY

[fallow pawn]

how the hell do I tell if the apple id is turkish afterwards

[edgy ermine]

app store

[crude fern]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-i-live-in-your-walls-live-in-your-walls-oomfie-gif-23981044

[paper gate]

There are thousands of miles of catacombs beneath me @tough drift

[crude fern]

can you acess roblox?

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine does phone number matter

[fallow pawn]

not talking to u

[edgy ermine]

nah

[paper gate]

@tough drift the night howlers

[daring cloud]

macos has roblox?

inb4 my sister forces me to buy a mac

[crude fern]

id assume so

[junior ridge]

ipad apps

so

[fallow pawn]

Apple is so nice for allowing voip

[crude fern]

install linux on her computer

[paper gate]

i hear you

[fallow pawn]

banned from calculating

[rare trout]

https://www.csoonline.com/article/3483641/crowdstrike-backs-microsofts-demand-for-reducing-kernel-level-access.html

[daring cloud]

i told her that sober existed already

[crude fern]

nixos, specifically

[rare trout]

no more kernel level anticheat

[crude fern]

dont tell her

[daring cloud]

finally

[crude fern]

just do it

[paper gate]

Pharoah

[daring cloud]

all she has is a chromebook rn :trol:

[gray karma]

how hard is it to code a linux distro

[paper gate]

@tough drift hello

[crude fern]

oh so its running linuc

linux

[paper gate]

i bit my own tongue off

[crude fern]

not hard

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine i can literally just change the region

[crude fern]

google LFS

[daring cloud]

linux but it's ios and also chrome

[gray karma]

which lang are they made in

[paper gate]

tyou

[edgy ermine]

wdym

[daring cloud]

many

hmm what defines a distro

[fallow pawn]

nvm - but it didnt create anythjng turkish

[crude fern]

The ai will tell you

[fallow pawn]

its still the US

[edgy ermine]

check app store

[twin vault]

[fallow pawn]

according to the region its the US

[crude fern]

just google linux from scratch

[gray karma]

alr

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SRqW-EgIVIM?feature=share

[daring cloud]

can you like rm -rf a user's library on macos to save space

[fallow pawn]

never fucking mind why is every price turkish now

it converted

[twin vault]

Bro ramped a car from the side

[paper gate]

[fallow pawn]

went from us to turkey

[daring cloud]

because it's turkish??

[fallow pawn]

it was us dollar until it changed

[crude fern]

hi zoot

stop hurting urself

[crude fern]

mabe it was cached

and it had to update

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine did it work

[daring cloud]

i will cache you

[crude fern]

just a completely random guess im prob wrong

[edgy ermine]

yes

[copper turtle]

blahaj :D

[edgy ermine]

now buy discord nitro

[jolly temple]

sure, it’s not sure what does vencore improve perfomance

[twin vault]

no

[fallow pawn]

i wonder how much it will charge me

[edgy ermine]

around 100 try

[copper turtle]

three hundred dollars

[twin vault]

its like 100 a year

and 30 a year for nitro basic

[paper gate]

@tough drift i can control bees

[rare trout]

W my SSN wasn't leaked

[fallow pawn]

i think I need to log into it on my phone

[twin vault]

which isnt really worth it

[daring cloud]

verified

[crude fern]

don't you need Turkish credit card

[twin vault]

where do you check

[edgy ermine]

i didn't

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[crude fern]

ah

[gray karma]

w

[rare trout]

https://npd.pentester.com/search
name + last name + state + dob

[gray karma]

a website

[gray karma]

why do they call it dob

its just a birth year

😭

[crude fern]

date of birth yes

[fallow pawn]

Charging my iphone 7 rn

[daring cloud]

least obvious honeypot

[crude fern]

a year is a date

[gray karma]

yeah ik ik

but still

[gray karma]

its not

[rare trout]

idrc

[gray karma]

i hope

[crude fern]

bring back silk road

[crude fern]

wdym

[crude fern]

sus asf site

[rare trout]

was on forbes so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fallow pawn]

"was my ssn leaked"
heres a script which generates 99 million of them in order, maybe I will have yours

[rare trout]

https://fortune.com/2024/08/19/social-security-number-hack-were-you-included/

[gray karma]

i hope its not a honeypot
bc if it is it probs just gave me a false sense of security

[gray karma]

it had addresses names and stuff

[rare trout]

Pentester, a cybersecurity firm, has set up a tool to let you see if your data was part of the breach. Use a web browser to navigate to npd.pentester.com and enter your first and last name and birth year. You’ll see a list of breached accounts, including the last four digits of the leaked Social Security numbers.

[crude fern]

fortune....

[mortal rose]

i am a brinks truck

[crude fern]

just as bad as forbes

[boreal torrent]

Lemme find out if mine was leaked

(I don't have a SSN)

[fallow pawn]

I would never put my shit in a site that doesnt have .gov or something

[mortal rose]

cpf is brazil's ssn

[boreal torrent]

ye

[brazen adder]

hello

[boreal torrent]

RG too

[fallow pawn]

u dont exist sorry

[gray karma]

gg

[mortal rose]

oh yea rhat site is for US

usa

[junior ridge]

twinks truck

[boreal torrent]

wrong it's not for ME

[mortal rose]

mruixica

[fallow pawn]

my iphone 7 charges slow

[junior ridge]

no quickcharge moment

[crude fern]

i trust mainstream media less than i trust something thats sourced from a friend of a friend of a friend

[mortal rose]

the site is for THEM

[boreal torrent]

good site

[fallow pawn]

they themselves

[fallow pawn]

odheidieodjedoj

[edgy ermine]

sa ma ra

[crude fern]

i mean really more people should

[fallow pawn]

i love when news sites blur their shit so u can subscribe or pay

[edgy ermine]

did u do it

[crude fern]

they get so much wrong and so much is twisted by corporate advertising and execs and government funding n shit

[fallow pawn]

Im logging in rn

[mortal rose]

some quora questions keep popping up in my email and sometimes i open them and if theres an answer from some guy with 3000 posts or whatever the condition is its blurred and you have to pay ro see it

[dark phoenix]

thats literally the plot of gartic phone

[paper gate]

@dark phoenix

i eat glue

[dark phoenix]

ive been wanting to get into glue

what do you recommend

[paper gate]

Elmers

[jolly temple]

lunaa @deep token meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[paper gate]

WORST

[crude fern]

thats also the modern mainstream media

[dark phoenix]

preferebly non toxic for my first time

[dark phoenix]

ok then trust nobody

[paper gate]

@tough drift beeps at you

[crude fern]

estrodiol valerate

[copper turtle]

wantm,,,

[crude fern]

yes you should inherently trust no one unless youve formed a bond with them and know you can trust them

[dark phoenix]

thats not glue

i ahte you

[crude fern]

get injections they taste like glue

[copper turtle]

taste..??

[crude fern]

it tastes EXACTLY like gluesticks

[crude fern]

yea

[dark phoenix]

melt you im blocking you for trying to get me to eat estrogen and not glue

[copper turtle]

how do you know what gluesticks taste like

[crude fern]

im hungery ok

[crude fern]

i was HUNGRY

[paper gate]

i memorized the entire quran

[crude fern]

those too

[open pasture]

Big if true

[dark phoenix]

can i eat him

not food!

[crude fern]

zooter jewish arc???

[paper gate]

yes

[paper gate]

how

https://tenor.com/view/meevin-melvin-melvin-cat-cat-cats-gif-26186301

[crude fern]

the quran is the jewish one

[paper gate]

guh?

[crude fern]

i thought

[dark phoenix]

honey mustursd?

[crude fern]

it was the one for Judaism

[dark phoenix]

thats islam

no its not

[crude fern]

IDFK

[open pasture]

burger with no honey mustard

[dark phoenix]

now you are trying to get me to eat judaism im double blocking you

[crude fern]

do i look like a religion expert

[open pasture]

Burger with no honey mustard

[dark phoenix]

yes

but you arent

[dark phoenix]

terrible

[open pasture]

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

[dark phoenix]

fucking storm physics burger if it dont come with no fucking honey mustard

why uis fucking not censored by goodperson

[crude fern]

the bobble, the quran and the.... whatever all the same to me

[dark phoenix]

that doesnt make me a good person

[paper gate]

the bats attack me

[warm pawn]

guh

[paper gate]

@tough drift https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746429090382217236/1136731456991932416/DADF1657-9054-4859-8422-4EB039045684-1.gif

[warm pawn]

so real

[crude fern]

shut up woman

[junior ridge]

meow

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine on phone its american dollar

but not on mac

[dark phoenix]

dissapointed your username doesnt have :3, your pronouns isnt :3, and your bio isnt :3

[paper gate]

theyll never believe you

@crude fern

[rare trout]

https://www.motor1.com/news/730192/bmw-adaptive-m-suspension/

[warm pawn]

😔

[junior ridge]

dolar !!!

[crude fern]

whar

[warm pawn]

but if I do

[junior ridge]

me when i have to pay for the ability to steer my car

[warm pawn]

:3

[paper gate]

glorgis

[warm pawn]

then it looks cool enough :3

[crude fern]

i mean thats like cpus and gpus in some respect

[warm pawn]

ral

[dark phoenix]

how do you talk in #🧩-plugin-development

[crude fern]

next person to talk explodes

[warm pawn]

e

[crude fern]

EXPLODE

[warm pawn]

idk be cool

[gray karma]

#🪅-progaming rq

[gray karma]

#📩-modmail talk to a moderator

[junior ridge]

so true

[frigid bobcat]

meow

[frigid bobcat]

can I consume

tiramisu

[crude fern]

nah

[warm pawn]

me

[gray karma]

:(

[dark phoenix]

it just says uh oh! with a sad sticker

[crude fern]

look at this

[gray karma]

k

[frigid bobcat]

ok

[gray karma]

so you dont want mac

[junior ridge]

where do i buy one

[crude fern]

soooo linux

[frigid bobcat]

i fucking love
macos tiramisu
bc yes

[jolly temple]

song "bomb iran" version called springboard 💀

[dark phoenix]

what doe this mean

[crude fern]

you just described linux

[dark phoenix]

@jolly temple what are you

[frigid bobcat]

WHY

isnt it gonna crash on a 2009 imac

[copper turtle]

opencore legacy patcher my beloved

[boreal torrent]

No.

[boreal torrent]

Quran is muslim

[frigid bobcat]

💀

[boreal torrent]

macos nice try

[frigid bobcat]

bros gonna wipe bill gates off the pc

[crude fern]

keep the 11

[frigid bobcat]

do u like everything apple?

[crude fern]

you will regret

[junior ridge]

eat them both

[fallow pawn]

I love everything apple

[frigid bobcat]

I can hack the windows activation

epic

[dark phoenix]

why is it $200 dollars$

[crude fern]

bestbuy is closed

[crude fern]

its windows 11

[frigid bobcat]

I would use macos if it wasnt for my opencore usb not working 😭

I hack the activation

[crude fern]

do you love their right to repair policy

[crude fern]

:3

[dark phoenix]

who the physics doesnt buy it off some sketchy wbesite for $6 dollars

[warm pawn]

funny how windows 7 ultimate is the same license key as windows 11

[fallow pawn]

usually when u buy a pc it comes with a license, that you paid for

[crude fern]

nop

[crude fern]

i tried

[warm pawn]

yuh uh

[crude fern]

at least w/10

[warm pawn]

I tried

windows 11

pro

[crude fern]

i tried the key on my computer

[warm pawn]

yes but did the versions match

you mightve had a home install

[crude fern]

yes

[frigid bobcat]

every time I install windows I always get out my windows activator batch file that windows actually considers malware and it activates windows for me without key lmao

[warm pawn]

huh

mine worked :3

[crude fern]

ah yes

a home install on a fucking xeon workstation

[warm pawn]

ultimate is for pro

[warm pawn]

yep

def

[junior ridge]

it is a real thing but you do need to match versions

[crude fern]

no.

[crude fern]

it should've worked

[warm pawn]

yup

[frigid bobcat]

just jailbreak it or smt 😭

[crude fern]

i had 7 ultimate

[warm pawn]

for windows pro?

[fallow pawn]

frHD

[junior ridge]

did you put in the key pre or post install

[crude fern]

it works if i install 10 and dont put in the key at all

[warm pawn]

I put mine post and it worked

[frigid bobcat]

guys should I switch to macos

[crude fern]

lmao

[warm pawn]

no

[crude fern]

if its not in a vm yea

[warm pawn]

fr

[daring cloud]

is :3 actually a valid usærname

[frigid bobcat]

epic

[warm pawn]

no?

also where you from

[crude fern]

i had to reinstall 10 on this computer

[dark phoenix]

no

you can do .3 which is one eye

[crude fern]

worked fine dunno why

[frigid bobcat]

all of my pc's are too new so they dont support the opencore shit :/

[warm pawn]

its letters numvbers . and _

[warm pawn]

dont do hackintosh...

[frigid bobcat]

it wont sell enough to buy an expensive ahh mac 😭

[crude fern]

i can give you my key

[frigid bobcat]

its either my pc's are too new or they are old enough but they are amd

[warm pawn]

A: no windows B: my pc is alr activated

with a windows 7 key

[crude fern]

so buy an unreparable computer....

[fallow pawn]

just jailbroke it rn

[crude fern]

got it

[warm pawn]

well
I had tiny11
so that mightve done something

[open pasture]

oh this is vencord

[gray karma]

w

[open pasture]

why did I think this was ntts

[gray karma]

ew

[jolly temple]

sucks and not in rust

[crude fern]

this is just linux

[gray karma]

^^^

[fallow pawn]

no its mac

[warm pawn]

is that aptitude on a mac? 😭

[frigid bobcat]

epic

[crude fern]

same thing

[warm pawn]

how do you even..

[crude fern]

so youve just made worse linux

[fallow pawn]

aptitude =/= apt

[crude fern]

[warm pawn]

is it not?

[frigid bobcat]

ooh okk good to know

[fallow pawn]

aptitude is a front end to APT, the Debian package manager. It displays a list of software packages and allows the user to interactively pick packages to install or remove. It has a search system utilizing flexible search patterns.

[daring cloud]

average rustacean code review

[warm pawn]

ah

[junior ridge]

so

apparently

[stark herald]

TRUE

[fallow pawn]

nah its better

[junior ridge]

it WAS a thing, up until around september 2023

[crude fern]

oh like emerge is to portage

[crude fern]

whar

[junior ridge]

because microsoft forgot they allowed it

[daring cloud]

???

[crude fern]

[crude fern]

WHAR

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-pussycat-feline-gif-26001328

[warm pawn]

no... I got my pc in like march and activated with a windows 7

[frigid bobcat]

is it the M2 one or an older?

[daring cloud]

aptitude is just apt gui iirc

apt is a downlpader for dpkg files

[junior ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964357279333888050/1275261022797828198/zowHWWD.png?ex=66c53ee1&is=66c3ed61&hm=9a74a1e4c593188aba55184c7664740d4c5a8f573f9b5ae7d4efcf1c54aa9477&

[frigid bobcat]

its $700 in aus 😭

[daring cloud]

idk how ebuild fits into that

[copper turtle]

my mac didn't come with windows so I didn't support microsoft

🙏

[crude fern]

its still a frontend

[fallow pawn]

skills and knowledge

[stark herald]

twinkcord

stella luna

[daring cloud]

and isn't portage just the package providing ebuild

[frigid bobcat]

im not on the apple store its a refurbished one

😭

[crude fern]

gl reparing it

[stark herald]

@crude fern

[copper turtle]

apple care

[fallow pawn]

jk its just https://github.com/ProcursusTeam/Procursus

[crude fern]

no i dont think so

[junior ridge]

portage is just like apt

same idea at least

[crude fern]

nah theyll fuck you over

[fallow pawn]

its how I have apt on ios

[copper turtle]

Says who

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snuff-gif-18799447

[crude fern]

watch louis rossman if you wanna be depressed

[frigid bobcat]

are u in the US

[gray karma]

already am

[crude fern]

true

[frigid bobcat]

then thats why 😭

[stark herald]

it says gullible on the ceiling

[stark herald]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

fres

[crude fern]

@copper turtle

[paper gate]

explode

now

[junior ridge]

my lungs D:

[stark herald]

okay

[crude fern]

all computer brands do this shit tho

[frigid bobcat]

mac mini way too expensive for me rn 😭

apple rly overprices shit

[crude fern]

horribe. make your fucking shit available so ppl can repair their stuff you bastards

[junior ridge]

my macbook was like 1400 lol

[stark herald]

why does Netflix tell me to Get Help

[junior ridge]

Get Help

[stark herald]

thats insanely rude

[frigid bobcat]

frrr

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture

[crude fern]

what happens when it breaks and you cant fix it

[fallow pawn]

you love "Sileo"

[junior ridge]

i cry

and sob

and bawl

and explode

[crude fern]

because apple wont let you calibrate a sleep sensor

[crude fern]

i fucking get so depressed about the sleep sensor

are we that far gone

[junior ridge]

miau

[copper turtle]

i'm gonna meow...

meow

[jolly temple]

pronouns

[crude fern]

should we jusy give up and let the corpos win

[copper turtle]

Woke

[fallow pawn]

WOKE

[stark herald]

and blue hair

[junior ridge]

kill the corpos and let me take over

[crude fern]

instead of making everything free for anyone

[stark herald]

WTF new Netflix UI is shitttt

[frigid bobcat]

cn i add u lmao

[copper turtle]

Is Kevin a WOKE LIBERAL? The Answer May Shock You...

[fallow pawn]

what it look like

[crude fern]

again????

[frigid bobcat]

what

[stark herald]

tabs no longer at the side but top

[frigid bobcat]

on discord

[fallow pawn]

oh thats fire

[copper turtle]

that looks like it's more optimized for tvOS

[fallow pawn]

I dont like side tabs

[junior ridge]

muscle spasms feel weird why do they do that

[copper turtle]

so fire

[crude fern]

if i had a fuckin dollar every Netflix ui redesign i could afford 1/16th of a mac

[junior ridge]

why do they just

spas

m

[stark herald]

now if you scroll a bunch through home then wanna search something you gotta spam up

[heady wraith]

🗿

[frigid bobcat]

ok

E

[crude fern]

or 1 apple polishing cloth

[stark herald]

before you'd just press left

[robust relic]

rate domain

[copper turtle]

what if you press the back button

[stark herald]

which one is that?

oh it works

[junior ridge]

now host a fedi instance on it

[copper turtle]

one next to the tv icon button thingymabob

[robust relic]

nameservers are registering

[frigid bobcat]

rip site

[stark herald]

is there still nothing good on netflix I haven't checked in many months

[copper turtle]

yes (no)

[robust relic]

teach me how to do that for free and i gladly will

[junior ridge]

i dont think so

[crude fern]

@open pasture if you buy me mac polishing cloth I'll worship apple and say their good

[warm pawn]

man my domain is so original and creative

[junior ridge]

get free vps then install mastodon or some shit on it

:3

[crude fern]

[robust relic]

fair enough

[warm pawn]

coughs in magnuskari.cc

[crude fern]

has to be OFFICIAL

APPLE POLISHING CLOTH

[warm pawn]

where the hell do I get a free vps

[crude fern]

must be new

[robust relic]

one more task: give me free vps that isnt oracle

[crude fern]

dont want used

[junior ridge]

amazon, google, oracle

[fallow pawn]

Apple polishing cloth supports my iphone 11 thankfully

[copper turtle]

random free dell optiplex:

[junior ridge]

i love discord and how it always replies to the correct message

[crude fern]

thank you i loge Oracle

[warm pawn]

real

[copper turtle]

does it support my ipod

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[robust relic]

glad i said not oracle ❤️

but i’ll see

[warm pawn]

amazon free trial over
cant get oracle to work
google has one?

[daring cloud]

want my laptop

[junior ridge]

make new aws account
same i hate oracle
and yes but its only 3 months

[rare trout]

nbwa

bwa

[fallow pawn]

which ipod

[copper turtle]

ipod video 5.5

and ipod classic 6.5

[warm pawn]

yes ill take it fr

[copper turtle]

are those supported by the Apple Polishing Cloth by any chance

[fallow pawn]

no support

[robust relic]

sure

[fallow pawn]

I dont see it

[copper turtle]

☹️

[junior ridge]

too old

[daring cloud]

join tailnet

[paper gate]

i live in the sky @tough drift

[warm pawn]

(shipping costs more than the laptop itself (iceland moment))

[junior ridge]

can i eat your tailnet

[warm pawn]

the hell is that

real

[jolly temple]

bupropion

[daring cloud]

@robust relic @warm pawn pr a user to https://github.com/PoolloverNathan/nixos/tree/master/configuration.nix (find the users.users section)

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[daring cloud]

then install https://tailscale.com

[signal rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719367550772969592/1275170552759193700/AutoMemes-21.gif

[paper gate]

soon

[daring cloud]

then uhh let me make a key

[signal rose]

@tough drift @tough drift i through entities at you

[warm pawn]

huh?

[signal rose]

[warm pawn]

thanks for replying discord

[signal rose]

you're welcome

[warm pawn]

ah pull request a user

[daring cloud]

then run

• windows: tailscale up --auth-key=tskey-auth-kjUGbG39qe11CNTRL-RL7Sk4XzvWKL1VYhGcdYTKhoA5FVMVwU
• linux: sudo tailscale up --ssh --auth-key=tskey-auth-kjUGbG39qe11CNTRL-RL7Sk4XzvWKL1VYhGcdYTKhoA5FVMVwU

[signal rose]

denied

[hearty fjord]

They got videos of me pooping

[bold adder]

ca

[copper turtle]

What about macintosh operating system

[daring cloud]

linux

[copper turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/greed-apple-cat-cat-apple-cat-meme-gif-18100463515886680557

[signal rose]

gif stops before completion. fake

[warm pawn]

ion understand this at all 😔

[crude fern]

does apple polishing cloth support AI (APPLE INTELLIGENCE)

[frigid bobcat]

yes

[hearty fjord]

You're not going to find any apple intelligence anytime soon 😂

[crude fern]

Vital question

you need some help

[signal rose]

[frigid bobcat]

microsoft is ass

[hearty fjord]

Ummm dude.. I'm not an expert but this has got to be rage bait.. don't quote me on that

[crude fern]

capitalism really is gonna destroy us isnt it

[winter girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273839412844695603/1273849990053363753/ezgif-6-f11b581713.gif

[warm pawn]

 magnus = {
    uid = 6969
    isnormaluser = true;
    };

does this work frfr

[hearty fjord]

he?

[robust relic]

@junior ridge running a fedi instance for free seems like a pain, i’ll probably just add that domain to my website’s

[hearty fjord]

You mean she

[crude fern]

ong

[crude fern]

no he

tim apple

gay man

[hearty fjord]

Men only start wars

[crude fern]

and look at apple

Steve jobs is a bitch

[crude fern]

he was a shitty person

[frigid bobcat]

no u

[crude fern]

its a well known fact

[bold adder]

dog

[hearty fjord]

The moment you reach 1 billion you immediately enter a trafficking ring

[frigid bobcat]

steve jobs is my wife

[crude fern]

he was????

[frigid bobcat]

bros using linux

[jolly temple]

velb 💀

[neon ferry]

Top 💀 Users

129 ​ ​ @bold adder
59 ​ ​ @winter girder
33 ​ ​ @surreal saddle
28 ​ ​ @fickle cosmos
27 ​ ​ @west merlin
23 ​ ​ @dire dawn
19 ​ ​ @drowsy cypress
18 ​ ​ @limpid wolf
17 ​ ​ @warped tulip
16 ​ ​ @frigid bobcat
13 ​ ​ @deep token
11 ​ ​ @soft wadi
11 ​ ​ @toxic python
10 ​ ​ @polar trellis
10 ​ ​ @sleek stirrup
10 ​ ​ @wraith osprey
9 ​ ​ @verbal ledge
8 ​ ​ @radiant kestrel
8 ​ ​ @charred dock
8 ​ ​ @worldly zealot

0 ​ ​ You

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[crude fern]

she ran rm -rf /* without superuser perms!!!!

[crude fern]

hes so nice when he did this

[warm pawn]

lmao

[frigid bobcat]

i have an apple house

[crude fern]

i got that Apple car

[rare trout]

buhbuh

[hearty fjord]

Whatever you do do not tell trans folk the creator of serial experiment lain is an alt right extremist into conspiracy theories

[coral glen]

amber!!

[rare trout]

what

[crude fern]

we know

[crude fern]

wdym what

[rare trout]

what is lain

damn

i guess im alt right now

[crude fern]

he made a digimon show where political correctness was the villain

[junior ridge]

bwaa

[crude fern]

we knowww

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/amelia-watson-hololive-slurs-gif-25813571

[hearty fjord]

He is fighting the woke mind virus

[crude fern]

don't tell alt righters their idols are all idiots

[hearty fjord]

It's not because he's into conspiracy theories

[crude fern]

he is.

the creator literally is

[junior ridge]

mrrp

[robust relic]

@open pasture https://bowserinthedark.world

[gray karma]

i back

[frigid bobcat]

meow

[robust relic]

bitdw is real

[gray karma]

meow

[crude fern]

he made a lain nft that connected to some lain ai bullshit recently

[signal rose]

almost halfway to my goal of 100

[gray karma]

sending or receiving

[signal rose]

receiving

[junior ridge]

41 now

[hearty fjord]

Have you started puberty blockers yet like we told you to

[gray karma]

want me to send u one

[gray karma]

what

[signal rose]

it started with like 7 bots all at once, then more and more people have just been sending them

[robust relic]

it’s the first bowser level in super mario 64

[frigid bobcat]

bro he using cloudflare pages 💀

[gray karma]

i have 245 ish friends

[hearty fjord]

I lost all my friends on my old account

[gray karma]

if u want +1 lmk

[signal rose]

sure :D

[crude fern]

can i call you mean words

[gray karma]

done

[rare trout]

yeah

[crude fern]

dms

[robust relic]

bowser in the sea is the second one

and bowser in the fire sky is the third

[signal rose]

HAHAHAHAH NO WAY the timing could not have been better

[robust relic]

BitFS

[signal rose]

just got another friend request

[inland jolt]

what is the slash command that lets you set/change your custom status in vencord

[robust relic]

BitS

[rare trout]

i had 600 before https://blog.aspy.dev/stale-friends/

[robust relic]

BitDW

[frigid bobcat]

can I contribute to ur project

[hearty fjord]

Why is it only brickys profile which makes my discord almost crash with lag

[gray karma]

gg

[gray karma]

.

:3

[signal rose]

D:

[crude fern]

4 gifs & activty loading in

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow this should be an emote or sticker

[paper gate]

@open pasture hii

m,eow

so close to a working dash manifest

[jolly temple]

because this idiot i trusted you into death itself

[fallow pawn]

oh my discord install is so fucked

[frigid bobcat]

so many i's 💀

[paper gate]

my bad

[rare trout]

yeah, im cool, how did you know?

[crude fern]

zooter do you love steve job

[paper gate]

g

Nnop

[crude fern]

do you worship apple

[paper gate]

nop

[signal rose]

7 more friend requests and im at 50 now

[crude fern]

tiramisu hates you....

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[gray karma]

W

[crude fern]

nop

[inner trench]

Hey 🙂 Is there any differnce between **(Discord Desktop + Vencord installed) **and (Discord in a Browser + Extension/Userscript) in terms of features/performance?

[rare trout]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[hearty fjord]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[gray karma]

not much

but if u want performance use vesktop

[warm pawn]

so real

[rare trout]

who wants to stand under my window while i drop the ac

[dire dawn]

wow minecraft

[gray karma]

my real name is very easily findable

[warm pawn]

me!

[gray karma]

not my last name but initial and first name

[rare trout]

why is it always the :3 guys that are fucking suicidal

[warm pawn]

😔

[crude fern]

MO-

[gray karma]

:3

[crude fern]

@paper gate did ypu watch the twin towers fall

[gray karma]

i didnt

[frigid bobcat]

💀

[hearty fjord]

tomorrow i will be inquiring with a doctor about me peeing blood

[crude fern]

you weren't even born

[hearty fjord]

i cannot be repping blood

[paper gate]

yes

[crude fern]

its normal, just take this estrogen/j

[gray karma]

ik thats why

[crude fern]

how was it

no.

[open pasture]

is there a vencord plugin where it ups my mic bitrate or lets me have fake deafen

[paper gate]

idk

[crude fern]

if my dad hadnt been as unlucky, i wouldn't be alive rn

[signal rose]

me when I don't read the rules

[warm pawn]

I want a VPS
but ion really have a use for it 🗿

thats the same reason I have 2 domains rn

[crude fern]

unfortunately he did not go on that route due to financial shit and i was born

[warm pawn]

real

[open pasture]

how are those plugins creepy tf lollll

[warm pawn]

if only kevin could still ban

[frigid bobcat]

WHY

[signal rose]

that's probably why you're not

[rare trout]

https://cloud.oracle.com

[gray karma]

wild

[crude fern]

9/11 was so tragic for that reason.

[warm pawn]

I TRIED SIGNING UP BUT IT DOESNT FCKING LET ME I THINK ITS CAUSE I DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD BUT IDK

[rare trout]

i had no issue

I have 2 accounts under the same debit card

[warm pawn]

guh

wtf

[frigid bobcat]

womp womp

[warm pawn]

no fair

I tried with 2 emails

all with correct data

[inner trench]

Thank you 🙏 Can i send you a short dm?

[frigid bobcat]

i cn see u

[edgy ermine]

who needs vps when bare metal

[gray karma]

for what purpose

[paper gate]

i know

[warm pawn]

the sigma is that

[inner trench]

followup question about vencord

[gray karma]

vns questions about vencord go here

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[jolly temple]

to people force you broke

[gray karma]

stupid ass big font

[edgy ermine]

wdym sigma

[sly spear]

Whitename slowly evolving?

[gray karma]

but that

[sly spear]

Rare occurance

[edgy ermine]

sigma is a greek letter

[gray karma]

not slowly

im a fast learner

[warm pawn]

vns rawr

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[signal rose]

vns stay away#moderator-only

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[signal rose]

aw

i think i did it backwards

[crude fern]

@rare trout its so over.

[rare trout]

meow

[edgy ermine]

disable vns for whitenames

[unique wyvern]

Nice one

[gray karma]

yeah

doomed

[warm pawn]

vns #1028117287716261939 rwar

[neon ferry]

👉 #1028117287716261939

[rare trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/277418737798479872/927348589699678298/image0-41.gif

[crude fern]

true

[gray karma]

bad idea

[warm pawn]

real

[edgy ermine]

good idea

[crude fern]

true

[edgy ermine]

when has it ever been used properly by whitenames

[gray karma]

is there a method to check a users username color

i bet there is

[gray karma]

by me

[signal rose]

is there a cheat sheet for the support commands? like vf ios and the plugin description one?

[rare trout]

yeah, using your eyes

[fallow pawn]

yeah, eyes

[crude fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1271276996114255945/watermark-2.png

[dire dawn]

why are you classifying people based on the color of their roles

[edgy ermine]

vf

[gray karma]

vhelp

[neon ferry]

​ chars Inspect the unicode characters in a string
emoji-leaderboard Check who sent an emoji the most
reaction-leaderboard Check who reacted with an emoji the most
sticker-leaderboard Check who sent a sticker the most
top Get stats about most used emojis or stickers
mytop Get stats about your most used emojis or stickers
help List all commands or get help for a specific command
minky minker
ban Ban one or more users with an optional reason and delete message days
role-add Add a role to one or more users
role-remove Remove a role from one or more users
prune Delete a number of messages
slowmode Set the slowmode for the channel
submissionpass Allow this user to post one submission
unban Unban one or more users
whybanne Why Banne?
notsupport Create a graphic guiding people to the correct channel (usually support)
eval Evaluate javascript code
plugin Provides information on a plugin
source-code Get the source code for this bot
faq Get an answer from the FAQ
support Query a support tag

Use vhelp <command> for more information on a specific command!

[warm pawn]

vp rawr

[neon ferry]

Couldn't find a plugin with that name, and there are no plugins with similar names.

[gray karma]

i meant discordjs

[gray karma]

^

[signal rose]

thx

[frigid bobcat]

i am going to find u and steal ur mac

[rare trout]

yeah

[gray karma]

💀

[warm pawn]

vwhybanne

[neon ferry]

who?

[edgy ermine]

GuildMember.displayColor?

[crude fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1259718074521616515/5pSnjP0A.gif

[gray karma]

yeah i see

[warm pawn]

vwhy banne @edgy ermine

[gray karma]

it now

just looked

[edgy ermine]

dude shut up

[crude fern]

bro is not banne

[warm pawn]

vrlb

[neon ferry]

Top <:husk:1026532993923293184> Reactors

1039 ​ ​ @paper gate
875 ​ ​ @stark herald
479 ​ ​ @fallow drum
365 ​ ​ @harsh minnow
272 ​ ​ @noble quest
246 ​ ​ @winter needle
225 ​ ​ @boreal torrent
213 ​ ​ @twin crag
212 ​ ​ @signal junco
177 ​ ​ @sand citrus
164 ​ ​ @lapis lava
161 ​ ​ @crude fern
160 ​ ​ @keen kernel
151 ​ ​ @stray siren
135 ​ ​ @tough drift
135 ​ ​ @solemn plank
129 ​ ​ @dense phoenix
124 ​ ​ @jaunty stag
118 ​ ​ @viral cape
109 ​ ​ @jaunty trellis

0 ​ ​ You

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[gray karma]

GOD DAMN

1039

[edgy ermine]

go to #🤖-bot-commands

smh

[gray karma]

vrlb

[neon ferry]

Top <:husk:1026532993923293184> Reactors

14 ​ ​ @glossy swallow
14 ​ ​ @rapid cairn
13 ​ ​ @dull anvil
12 ​ ​ @covert inlet
12 ​ ​ @regal dawn
11 ​ ​ @stone owl
11 ​ ​ @hot drift
11 ​ ​ @vernal saffron
11 ​ ​ @real skiff
11 ​ ​ @lavish schooner
11 ​ ​ @shell dawn
11 ​ ​ @tired sundial
11 ​ ​ @vapid yarrow
11 ​ ​ @placid cove
11 ​ ​ @humble charm
10 ​ ​ @last mulch
10 ​ ​ @oak forge
10 ​ ​ @shrewd marsh
10 ​ ​ >> @gray karma <<
9 ​ ​ @lean inlet

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[warm pawn]

why not

[gray karma]

i used it 10x

meaning i cool

jk

[warm pawn]

twin

[edgy ermine]

fuck kind of question is that 😭

[gray karma]

?

[dire dawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/732118462217977876/912487494803685467/bruh.gif

[cosmic otter]

i stole venbot paging code @harsh minnow

[warm pawn]

towers

[copper turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/greed-apple-cat-cat-apple-cat-meme-gif-18100463515886680557

[warm pawn]

✈️

[paper gate]

yes

[rare trout]

does anyone else remember this album you got for using itunes

[crude fern]

[gray karma]

wasnt funny

[rare trout]

he paid them 100 million dollars

[jolly temple]

bettervenspeak

[crude fern]

why are they gay

[rare trout]

to force it on everyone

[gray karma]

this emoji reminds me of the fnaf sound

[warm pawn]

[rare trout]

open itunes
gay

[hearty fjord]

what is he listening to

[rare trout]

thanks apple

[sharp sinew]

gay 2

[crude fern]

~~ oh like the gay community ~~

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine I fucked up I think

[crude fern]

the penis.

[rare trout]

[sharp sinew]

THE PENIS

[warm pawn]

trollstore is fire

[hearty fjord]

the penis:

[crude fern]

hi

[copper turtle]

trolsltore

[warm pawn]

bunny!! sigma

[gray karma]

in this situation i often:
a. give up
b. break phone
c. restart phone
d. (most common and best option) switch to android

[sharp sinew]

hiii can you kill me so i dont have to deal with the unimaginable horrors of living?

[eternal scaffold]

a

[warm pawn]

bunny is such a sigma client

[crude fern]

i think thats illegal

[cosmic otter]

for now

[viral glacier]

option d is the only option

[crude fern]

wing

[warm pawn]

FYM FOR NOW

[sharp sinew]

^^talks about switching to android being the best option and doesnt even use linux dont trust this kid i bet he doesnt even use android

[sharp sinew]

i can make it legal

[gray karma]

?

i use android

ios is shit

[sharp sinew]

i AM god after all

[cosmic otter]

im making my own entirely custom client

[gray karma]

i use linux

as well

just not as a main

[hearty fjord]

nah dude android installs viruses

[gray karma]

(on the side)

[sharp sinew]

literally just the other day you were talking about how much better windows and AI was

[crude fern]

wingcord

[sharp sinew]

literally just use linux

[viral glacier]

guys what is the consequence for not using linux (asking for a friend ofc)

[sharp sinew]

you dont even have a reason to use windows

[gray karma]

i think you have the wrong guy

[crude fern]

is wingcord real

[warm pawn]

sigma

[gray karma]

i was clowning on google ai

[warm pawn]

I cant seem to update bunny tho

[gray karma]

i do

[hearty fjord]

it was me defending windows and ai

[warm pawn]

which is a shame

[sharp sinew]

none of the women will ever want you

[crude fern]

you were saying its good and you use it

[sharp sinew]

Then name your reason

[gray karma]

????

[hearty fjord]

whats the point of getting linux if you arent a programmer

[warm pawn]

burnt at the stake

[gray karma]

i play some windows-only games with my friends

[sharp sinew]

if its "roblox" or "valorant" or anything like that you dont actually have a reason

[cosmic otter]

yes

[warm pawn]

programming

[copper turtle]

Because gay people love arch linux

[sharp sinew]

okay yeah you dont actually have a reason

[viral glacier]