🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lavish relic]

hii

[paper gate]

@lavish relic hiii

yes

[lavish relic]

wawa

[paper gate]

hru

[jolly temple]

egs is under 4gb so ios is coming to myself

[junior ridge]

bwaaa

[paper gate]

@tough drift@junior ridge

[junior ridge]

mrrp

thats mean....

[paper gate]

@tough drift dissolving you

[stark herald]

im so HIGH on sleep Deprivation @sand citrus

[sand citrus]

badd

sleep soon

[stiff urchin]

it is needed

[stark herald]

you saying that,,,

[sand citrus]

hey ive been getting ok sleep lately

just. going to sleep very late

but i sleep ok amounts

[stark herald]

omg yay >w<

[sturdy folio]

what about it looks ugly

[bold adder]

rest in piece macbook air

[sturdy folio]

curious because it kinda looks like.. the last 8 ios versions

[paper gate]

how

[sudden sun]

apple silicon?

[robust relic]

how did you screenshot that lmao

[sudden sun]

wdym

just screenshot it like anything else

[icy grail]

meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[open pasture]

hi i have a question

[paper gate]

hi

[open pasture]

is there a plugin that lets me send voice notes but like upload a mp3 instead

[last breach]

vf

[last breach]

Voice Messages?

[sturdy folio]

why specifically upload as an mp3

[last breach]

Oh wait...

[sturdy folio]

just record your messages using something like audacity then

[last breach]

Yop

[open pasture]

i mean submit a mp3 or any audio file then upload to discord as a voice note

[sturdy folio]

ah

[last breach]

Yeah there is a plug in

[sturdy folio]

wait

[last breach]

Voice Messages I think

[open pasture]

whats it called im trying to find it

[sturdy folio]

vp voicemessages

[neon ferry]

VoiceMessages

Allows you to send voice messages like on mobile. To do so, right click the upload button and click Send Voice Message

Authors

Vee, Vap0r1ze, Nickyux

[sturdy folio]

there

thats the one

[last breach]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

does this let me upload files as a voice note tho

[winter girder]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[last breach]

Yeah

[open pasture]

ok thanks

[bold adder]

nop

[winter girder]

"UPLOAD FILE"

what

[sudden sun]

why not just do it through recovery then

[remote crag]

uncool plugins

hehe

u can say that ig

[spiral idol]

hehe
-# This user is wanted by the FBI

[bold adder]

lazy

[winter girder]

-#

[spiral idol]

its - # thats how its done

[icy grail]

if only there was a way to find out ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

called copy text

and/or view raw

[sturdy folio]

lmao

that sucks

but is also kinda funny

[spiral idol]

oh
-# Discord doesn't like you.

[jolly temple]

ven

[icy grail]

how much does it cost

[sturdy folio]

i fairly recently bought an m3 air

[icy grail]

who am I kissing on the cheek

who is the mythical life dealer

[spiral idol]

maybe $69 and a kiss on a soda can

[icy grail]

is it blahaj

[spiral idol]

more stuff

[bold adder]

purchases an apparatus without cords
peers at its internal contents
cords

[icy grail]

It'll probably cost a bit more for me then, I locked up my blahaj for like 3 days for war crimes

[lapis lava]

roz will turn into a trans woman soon

[spiral idol]

-# What is that??

[quiet salmon]

The Crack Product Marketing Team.

[sturdy folio]

i do not put weed into my os

i only smoke it

[icy grail]

some people would love for that to happen

[spiral idol]

:💀

[sudden sun]

chat im using 3 different vpns on my mac mini

[spiral idol]

"Hi" goat - 2024

[wraith creek]

hewwoo

[spiral idol]

hi

[icy grail]

remember to go through china for no reason at all ​​​​​​

[wraith creek]

how yall duin

[sudden sun]

no thanks

no

[spiral idol]

ZDSBHUORIPUHNTEYH UIHJRSDET5F GT OHIYUEFGTDR HYUPTDEFR G H8U DGRT Y HUPH GTUR58DEHIOU YPG5 TEFRD HOYUI TZDFRG5E OHYU T5DEZR FGHYUO ZRT5SE HOYURSEFT4 D5OHYUHO YUP8/'RT5DE

[wraith creek]

tf

[spiral idol]

i smashed my ketborad

wtf is a "ketborad"???

[icy grail]

it's a keyboard for cats

like a breadboard

but instead of bread it's cat

[sturdy folio]

Yeah

I did

I’m queer

[last breach]

Real

[spiral idol]

rlly?

[paper gate]

@open pasture hi

[last breach]

:3

[spiral idol]

😄

[junior ridge]

hai

[bold adder]

[last breach]

🏳️‍🌈

[junior ridge]

i love gay

gay is wonderful

[spiral idol]

im not gay

[junior ridge]

lame

[worthy zinc]

i am

[junior ridge]

yay

[bold adder]

watching shikanoko ep7 rn yippee

[jolly temple]

we're on themselves banned!

[icy grail]

unfortunate ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[sturdy folio]

I love the villainess

[lapis lava]

h

[spiral idol]

im watching the seven deadly sins S:E23

[icy grail]

meow

meow

[junior ridge]

meow

[spiral idol]

is this a mental asylum???

[icy grail]

yes

[junior ridge]

yeah

meow mrrp nya

[spiral idol]

oh shit

[icy grail]

mrrp

[junior ridge]

[icy grail]

nya~~

mrrp

[bold adder]

seven deadly sins was cool

[harsh minnow]

holy shit bro got his head stretched by my harpoon

[bold adder]

watched it way back when

[near wharf]

UwU

[spiral idol]

yeah

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/if-i-roll-gif-6684167966023799495

this is factually true i love gambling

specifically the ones you can actually win at

[harsh minnow]

i harpooned all of them but this one is flying somehow

[near wharf]

so true

[paper gate]

scary

[harsh minnow]

bro

its kinda cool that their head goes flying with the harpoon but the glitchy long thing is so funny

[sinful flame]

omg fellow gnome user

are on fedora

[harsh minnow]

NOP

FEDORA

[lapis lava]

@paper gate @icy grail

[winter girder]

fi ri bed

go to

[sinful flame]

do you know how to install nvidia drivers

[icy grail]

yippee ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[lapis lava]

stop lying we all know you love and use ubuntu

[fallow pawn]

nvm

[paper gate]

wtf

[winter girder]

😭?

[icy grail]

that is a nice spoon

[fallow pawn]

why does it look like something from the ocean

[junior ridge]

you need to sacrifice your device to the linux gods and pray they dont want to see your downfall

[fallow pawn]

in fallout clearly

[lapis lava]

vee face reveal

[paper gate]

ubunt

hi krystal

[sinful flame]

fedora has a discord server?

[jolly temple]

ventube

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1205702045089275904/whisper.gif

[hardy kestrel]

Rpmfusion

[paper gate]

bad

[lapis lava]

yop

lc.inviteinfo fedora

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591669727629406> https://discord.gg/fedora

​<:i:1263593114694586400> Fedora Linux (232740312194351106)
<:i:1263590373754929162> 19,287 ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ <:i:1263590195333169204> **3,156 **​ ​ ​ <:i:1263590209644134520> 16,131

A Community of Fedora Linux users and contributors alike.

<:i:1263592493505577041> **Created at: **<t:1475560014:f>

<:i:1263592365994803306> Server Features (1/1)

<:i:1263595715129643129> Animated icon
<:i:1263595270684545205> Announcement channels
<:i:1263596397924712570> Automod
<:i:1263596296544194703> Channel icon emojis generated
<:i:1263596587763105843> Communities, large gated server
<:i:1263596587763105843> Community
<:i:1263595614122409984> Discoverable
<:i:1263595614122409984> Featurable
<:i:1263596641450066051> Guild member verification experiment
<:i:1263596134061051935> Invite splash

​

<:i:1263596641450066051> Membership screening
<:i:1263596544486146068> New thread permissions
<:i:1263595614122409984> Preview enabled
<:i:1263596544486146068> Threads enabled
<:i:1263596544486146068> Three day thread archive
<:i:1263595760054960161> Vanity url
<:i:1263600898685272184> Verified

labsCore

[fallow pawn]

why not

[lapis lava]

wait this can so easily be (ab)used to bypass invite autojanitorization

[lapis lava]

@gilded talon should get the husk role

[keen junco]

Meow

[deft jewel]

scary

[fallow pawn]

funny maplesign certificates leak like 500 udids

[gilded talon]

join my very very good server:

[lapis lava]

is this bad

[keen junco]

No

[fallow pawn]

not really

I mean i dont really know if you could do anything with a udid

though theres an ecid in the udid

[icy grail]

no because it's just <​@​750418735273213953>

[open pasture]

bit late sorry

[icy grail]

scary ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ vencord.app

[open pasture]

my discord on my pc isnt opening because my internet is too slow

[fallow pawn]

love

[icy grail]

vencord.app

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[icy grail]

unfortunate

[fallow pawn]

theres a lot more

[lapis lava]

thats what you get for using a shared cert

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

HIII

[fallow pawn]

if it was a personal dev cert it would be kinda bad

since it would leak ur name usually

[paper gate]

the fjonker

[open pasture]

MY DISCORD FINALLY LAUNCHED

LETS GO

[paper gate]

i play with a ball of string

[open pasture]

maaow :3

[paper gate]

eow

[sturdy folio]

guys

xml sucks

[open pasture]

wait my sibling asked me to come look at clothing pins

brb

[jolly temple]

fr gonna put a lesbian

[sturdy folio]

yea it does

[open pasture]

me

[sturdy folio]

🔥

[open pasture]

When bro genuinely a good person but you need that circle chain

[grand crypt]

@lapis lava i hope you get possessed

[winter girder]

the cat has no radio to download updates now

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-denzel-curry-denzel-curry-denzelcurry-hip-hop-gif-1268825755758790327

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-joey-rap-kawaii-gif-14972079177516283401

[lapis lava]

@grand crypt@grand crypt@grand crypt@grand crypt make furry JPEGMAFIA

[grand crypt]

wtf

[harsh minnow]

I ACCIDENTLY JUST COMMITED A HATE CRIME

[grand crypt]

fallout 4 be like

[harsh minnow]

im having too much fun with the harpoon gun

[harsh minnow]

too bad it misses half the time

[grand crypt]

vee is my only online steam friend

[harsh minnow]

and takes 5 seconds to reload

[mellow wyvern]

hi

[dense aspen]

meow

[dense aspen]

Deleted user!

[mellow wyvern]

yes

[dense aspen]

Have you tried this game called roulette gun

It's too fun

[crude fern]

currently pirating gex

[dense aspen]

I'm intentionally avoiding on playing it in the fear of getting too addicted to it

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[dense aspen]

Hey marvin

[dense aspen]

Mew

[sharp sinew]

in pfp, gay spotted

[keen junco]

Hewwo

[dense aspen]

<3

[fallow pawn]

reporting u rn

[ocean mortar]

hey guys i am unable to use emojis in server, it says 'masked link' not allowed. however this only happened recently and i had no issue previously with the emojis. can anyone help or tell me if there's any fix?

[harsh minnow]

look what i did.......

[fallow pawn]

masked links are from fakenitro, iirc u can turn it off the masked link feature

normal emojis work.

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/chief-keef-kawaii-cheif-keef-cute-gif-14971559469566460535

[sharp sinew]

is that guy friends with obama? he looks like he might be

[fallow pawn]

WTF..... rude

[sharp sinew]

i think she was quite nice about the situation actually...

[harsh minnow]

do u forgive me

[ocean mortar]

yes it is from fake nitro only, but i thought the problems were with animated emojis but even the static ones are failing to send

[harsh minnow]

he shot at me first...

[fallow pawn]

yes 🥺

[sharp sinew]

fakenitro appears as a normal emoji ONLY to vencord users. it is essentially a maskedlink that vencord interprets as an emoji (correct me if im wrong)

[ocean mortar]

ah it makes sense so if any server has restrictions on links that means i wont be able to use emojis on that server, right?

[fickle cosmos]

Shashmung watch

[bold adder]

weed 14

[ocean mortar]

smashung watch

[sharp sinew]

Yeah

[fickle cosmos]

Yes

[sharp sinew]

itg sends it as a masked link yeah

[spring trellis]

no it sends the link to the emoji on discord’s CDN

[fickle cosmos]

Ohmeegee nice UI

[ocean mortar]

it appears as an image but is most likely same as a gif link

[spring trellis]

correct

[grizzled lichen]

Cause im a grinderrrrr oh oh oh oh ohhh

[dense aspen]

shikanokonokonokokoshitantan

[grizzled lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/my-deer-friend-nokotan-noko-gif-10252727451511754416

[grizzled lichen]

hahaha yay cat

[paper gate]

yus

[open pasture]

hello chat

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity

[open pasture]

paru cat when

It’s when you do the same thing over and over again and expecting something different to happen

[jolly temple]

@junior ridge meoww

[paper gate]

now

[open pasture]

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity

[sharp sinew]

NOKOTAN MENTIONED HAI IM HERE

[open pasture]

wait this is awesome

[paper gate]

@junior ridge

insane

[sharp sinew]

meow

[paper gate]

meow

[junior ridge]

hai kevin :3

meow

[open pasture]

my internet cant take this video

[junior ridge]

mrrp

[open pasture]

quality too high

[bitter valley]

kevin is certified ntts fan now

#🤖-bot-commands message

[soft wadi]

waoow! yewaa!!!

[pine zephyr]

ok

[paper gate]

[soft wadi]

haiii

[paper gate]

hiii

[bold adder]

shes so cute 😭

[paper gate]

where head

[sweet snow]

Meow :3

[open pasture]

the procedure

[keen junco]

https://twitter.com/altstoreio/status/1823826343085433226

AltStore.io (@altstoreio) on X

GOOD NEWS EU 🇪🇺 For innovation in app distribution, Epic Games has granted us a MegaGrant grant that we plan to use to cover Apple’s Core Technology Fee going forward — and we won’t take it for granted!

What does this mean? AltStore PAL is now FREE — no subscription necessary 🎉

Twitter · Aug 14, 2024, 8:57 PM

[robust relic]

there’s still like 10 apps on altstore

unfortunately

[soft wadi]

where head

[robust relic]

(officially that is)

[fallow pawn]

not much news for sideloading itself but at least altstore doesnt need to pay for the fee

[paper gate]

I asked that

not you!!

!!!!

[fallow pawn]

Altstore pal needs them to be officially added, no getting around apples restrictions like that

[sturdy folio]

a billion million dollars and still only two (2) apps available

[rich knot]

when I get a notification from: you are no longer on this server, discord automatically crash

[bold adder]

ate it

[fallow pawn]

unofficial is impossible, unless you use normal altstore

[keen junco]

You will explode

[night cape]

minky @paper gate

[hearty fjord]

when play store on apple

[soft wadi]

sowwyyy

[paper gate]

a gazillion dollars

[paper gate]

yes

[fallow pawn]

@soft wadi SHOE

[cosmic otter]

i hate apples dumb restrictions

[sturdy folio]

i already did explode

[paper gate]

[cosmic otter]

whats the point of a 3rd party store if stuff needs to go through apple still

[hearty fjord]

i still dont get why people buy apple not even on some "Ohhh you are an apple user hahaha" stuff

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter @cosmic otter

[hearty fjord]

besides simplicity

but is android really that complicated

[soft wadi]

hi smelly

[fallow pawn]

Technically epic doesnt even need to use altstore at all they can just make a simple app

[paper gate]

meow

[fallow pawn]

but i guess since altstore is popular it makes sense to just go with them

[sturdy folio]

ios just works well, really well

[hearty fjord]

in what ways compared to android

like i said i dont care which phone people get just curious

[sturdy folio]

literally just everything feels nicer

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/windows/status/1823842032583897139?s=46

Windows (@Windows) on X

✋ STOP SCROLLING ✋ this is your sign to update your PC

Twitter · Aug 14, 2024, 10:00 PM

[sturdy folio]

gestures feel nicer

[hearty fjord]

yea but like what

[cosmic otter]

i think its weird that apple gets a say in what software people can install

[sturdy folio]

stuff feels more thought out

[hearty fjord]

what gestures

[cosmic otter]

imagine if fdroid had to pay google a fee

[sturdy folio]

the design is more uniform

[sturdy folio]

all of them

[hearty fjord]

yea im asking for an example lol

[jolly temple]

pokecord

[sturdy folio]

stuff often times just makes sense

[sturdy folio]

going to the home screen

[paper gate]

defeats the point basically

[sturdy folio]

just swiping up feels nicer than on android

its an unexplainable feeling

[hearty fjord]

going to the home screen is the same on apple and android

[hearty fjord]

at least now

[sturdy folio]

you already missed the point with that message

goodbye

[cosmic otter]

the gestures on ios and android are largely the same

[hearty fjord]

?

[paper gate]

the animations are what's different

[hearty fjord]

you said swiping up feels nicer than on android but im saying they are the same

[night cape]

used to use android, just think ios is better shrug

[open pasture]

cause its what theyre familiar with and it kinda just works (unless you want to do your own stuff)

[night cape]

idk why you arguing over feelings bestie

[cosmic otter]

androids is snappier but ios' is more fluid

[open pasture]

you cant spell linux without an L

[sturdy folio]

so true

[fallow pawn]

ngl what does snappy even mean

[paper gate]

responsive

[fallow pawn]

lshekxheixbedis

[stark herald]

Hi greenies

[bold adder]

cant spell macos without

[stark herald]

I hope that's not a slur somehow

[bold adder]

uhh uhhh rtmmm uhh

[cosmic otter]

quicker without feeling sudden

[open pasture]

maybe for aliens?

[hearty fjord]

im not trying to argue it im just trying to understand what people mean by "it just is"

[fallow pawn]

oh yeah i get that

[cosmic otter]

i think they're both fine

one isn't really better than the other

[sturdy folio]

try it and you will see

as said

its unexplainable

[hearty fjord]

i have had both

[cosmic otter]

personal preference really

[sturdy folio]

i could go write down the exact coordinates of how my finger moves across the screen

that would be silly

[stark herald]

Promise? javascript reference?

[night cape]

matter of preference

[hearty fjord]

if you mean the flow of how the overall interface moves

google pixel is basically the same

but idk it dfoesnt matter lets talk about fish instead

[sturdy folio]

but its not the same thats the point

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter do you use default animation scales

[cosmic otter]

on android it depends on the launcher

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent im watching this Video abt a brasilian guy who claimed to be a healer sent by God and scammed people

[nocturne sundial]

only thing that royally annoys me with android is how they changed one handed mode to be now hot garbage

[stark herald]

Do you know him ?

[cosmic otter]

the included launcher has a smoother animation

[cosmic otter]

but third parties can't use it

[stark herald]

Found

[open pasture]

i used it for a bit and i switched to zsh because more people use it

[stark herald]

https://youtu.be/u4TXdmfXiZM

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

fix

[hearty fjord]

but it is i just double checked with my subordinates

[cosmic otter]

i think its just system api stuff

[jolly temple]

[stark herald]

@paper gate prank where I attach 25 balloons to you while you sleep

[sturdy folio]

no its not

[hearty fjord]

it is tbh

[sturdy folio]

"tbh"

[cosmic otter]

root solutions may exist

haven't checked though

[paper gate]

yes

[stark herald]

oozing

[paper gate]

QuickSwitch

[paper gate]

nop

oh it's called QuickStep

[cosmic otter]

im not rooted so doesn't really matter

[rare trout]

"find god"

[paper gate]

nvm

[stark herald]

cargo build && cargo run

[paper gate]

it's called QuickSwitch

[grand crypt]

this vc mad lonely

[stark herald]

ayuu

[rare trout]

are you shirtless

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent hii

[glass shell]

i made something

[hearty fjord]

apple copied google pixel's home button smh

[fallow pawn]

What

what r u talking about

[stark herald]

@paper gate @cosmic otter what's the worst thing a malicious vendetta plugin could possibly do

[noble quest]

install discord

[keen junco]

You don't have subordinates

[stark herald]

can vendetta plugins access your contacts

i think so

[hearty fjord]

do you want to talk to them

[fallow pawn]

steal ur token and make the client rendered unusable

[stark herald]

maybe gallery too

[boreal torrent]

Hii

[stark herald]

there are worse things I think

vendetta plugins maybe have full contacts and gallery access

[fallow pawn]

is fres developing malware

[stark herald]

never

[keen junco]

No

[stark herald]

i would never

[noble quest]

fres making token logger enhanced

[boreal torrent]

False.

[keen junco]

Fres is the token logger kingpin

[noble quest]

fres can i buy a few tokens

[cosmic otter]

token lagger

[stark herald]

porting Windows Recall to vendetta..

[stark herald]

there's worse I think

[grand crypt]

can possibly gain access to your files

[stark herald]

yop

[cosmic otter]

nah

the app doesn't ask for those permissions

[stark herald]

discord shows your gallery in the media picker though

[cosmic otter]

thats a different permission

[grand crypt]

it does ask

[cosmic otter]

no

it doesn't request all files access

[grand crypt]

ooo shi

it used to

but new app doesnt ig

[cosmic otter]

nop

kt didn't either

[paper gate]

blow up your house

[stark herald]

how

[cosmic otter]

aliu requests it

[cosmic otter]

but stock doesn't

[grand crypt]

I swear it used to

[stark herald]

oh maybe Vendetta plugin could get GPS location

or maybe not

[grand crypt]

ask for file sys perms

[noble quest]

could it get contacts?

[grand crypt]

yea

[paper gate]

i think aliucord could be changed where it asks the user to select the aliucord folder instead of granting all files

[cosmic otter]

permissions have to be declared in the manifest

[grand crypt]

contacts for sure

[cosmic otter]

contacts maybe

[paper gate]

wing did you see pixel 9 released

[stark herald]

discord already tracks your contacts I think

so contacts likely

[paper gate]

theres contacts permission

[cosmic otter]

idk how much discord actually stores

[cosmic otter]

yeah

i don't need

my phone still works

[paper gate]

@tough drift can you saw @cosmic otter in half

[fallow pawn]

on ios discord saves every picture you send in some cache directory if u have that option enabled theoretically u can download all those images and send them off

[stark herald]

can you make @paper gate disappear

[paper gate]

i can enter mirrors @stark herald

[stark herald]

how

[paper gate]

i walk in

[stark herald]

ill trap you inside

sealed away for eternity

[cosmic otter]

thanks to permissions a plugin can only access what discord can

[fallow pawn]

so a lot

[paper gate]

@tough drift you are powerful

[cosmic otter]

a lot but not all of it is useful

and discords js side may not even expose enough of it

[paper gate]

amazing

i can ressurect the dead

[stark herald]

maybe you get access cause ReactNative APIs

[paper gate]

[stark herald]

why are there so many animes about fighting with cards

[night cape]

ugly pfp go change it

[cosmic otter]

regardless the only way to install a malicious plugin is manually

[last siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1273410023007191061/RDT_20240803_0258201949118750670565333.jpg?ex=66be8300&is=66bd3180&hm=477f6f25b592a6cda82311b5b4bc7aa767bd6f7b4f2f344e41ebc0a445cc8e1e&

[paper gate]

how

ill make this my pfp

[last siren]

it's cool

[stark herald]

true

[last siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/289556910426816513/f03408aa548d9cb39c6399fd2fb10fb1.webp?size=4096&format=webp&width=0&height=320

[paper gate]

@last siren hii

[last siren]

hzhaii

idaiwdxcjawkdxcjnawkjdxcnkjawdcxnjk wanrf

hi

[jolly temple]

ä

[last siren]

[night cape]

illness

[last siren]

multiple

[paper gate]

pinguh

[jaunty trellis]

zooterh

[stark herald]

NOP

[stark herald]

@paper gate make pfp

[paper gate]

never

@tough drift

[stray siren]

I'm in a mildly desperate need of a new pfp

[paper gate]

may i have some of the Essence

[fallow pawn]

I love ramen drenched in hot sauce

[stray siren]

But it's rare something jumps out at me as one I'd want to use

[last siren]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-daveo-cat-epic-gif-24184390

[open pasture]

I watched the swag and I’m no longer mad

[last siren]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[open pasture]

Unless that’s not what it means

[paper gate]

tf2

[open pasture]

Titan fall 2?

[last siren]

yop

[bold adder]

tofu 2

[hearty fjord]

a plugin to play an outro every time you close discord

[crude fern]

ITS WOBBEGONG WENSDAY

[hearty fjord]

what about carpet shark

[crude fern]

its part of carpet shark family!!!

[keen junco]

Nein

[boreal torrent]

João de Deus?

[open pasture]

omg im finally being kept as a pet

[stark herald]

u-hhhhhh probably

John of God

[open pasture]

John vencord

[open pasture]

popbob..

[open pasture]

POOPBOOB!!!!

also hello toasted

[stark herald]

hi girls

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[open pasture]

car is kill :C

[paper gate]

splat

[pure shore]

github is completely down

🔥 🔥

[open pasture]

Evening

[open pasture]

my bad

[open pasture]

past midnight actually

[paper gate]

i took github down

[open pasture]

pinging github rn

my bad guys

ping github.xyz

its not returning anything guys

i think its down

[jolly temple]

zeeto @paper gate <@&1062536788184404069> <@&1015072428843601962> <@&1018201358337327145>

[paper gate]

hi

[open pasture]

HE DIED??!?!?

[paper gate]

yes

[dire dawn]

fml

i NEED IT

someone fix it right now

[open pasture]

On it

[dire dawn]

thank you

[open pasture]

feening for github man

[pure dome]

is it just me or is github not working properly right now?

[open pasture]

I can't wait for all the people saying "this is why you should use gitlab"

[pure shore]

how long til it's trending on twitter

[pure dome]

ah ok

[open pasture]

yeah it's down for everyone

[pure dome]

was trying to look at chicago95 to see if i could make it work with POP_OS, but then i got hit with the unicorn and was like "what"

[hearty fjord]

dude Linus.... Linux..... how does he do it

[open pasture]

Seemingly already like 100 tweets about it

[pure shore]

yeah sure buddy

only pull requests pages and actions

sureeeeeeee

can't even commit

[open pasture]

Incident with Literally Everything™️

[pure shore]

funny thing

discord can't be updated rn I think

I'm pretty sure they use github 😂

[worldly zealot]

,peak

[pure dome]

at last, a weak spot

[boreal torrent]

This is why you should use Codeberg

[open pasture]

Now they're reporting copilot is down also

[worldly zealot]

never saw github going down lol

[open pasture]

AI bros must weep

[pure dome]

yeah i never saw github actually go fully down and not just a hitch

[pure shore]

how long til they notice that all the services are down

[worldly zealot]

now i know there is a unicorn

[pure shore]

AYO BUDDY

[worldly zealot]

by noah

[pure dome]

weirdmageddon

[pure shore]

THE MUSIC IM LISTENING TO JUST SAID THAT

oh

[worldly zealot]

spicetify go br

[pure shore]

how

[solid jewel]

kimfoiowfidifsdifsnoifnksdmn, fs mnfjk

[worldly zealot]

jokes on you im currently listening to world's end by noah

[pure shore]

actually the lyrics plugin go brrr

because spicetify itself is horrible

[worldly zealot]

true but whatever

mikro yumuşak

[pure shore]

they realized

[open pasture]

cant wait for my windows install to get ereased on its own

[worldly zealot]

so sad he died of ligma

[open pasture]

actually please do that i would have a reason to permanently switch to linux

[worldly zealot]

" ☝️ 🤓 "

[open pasture]

oh im out of water

brb chat

[open pasture]

yeah people like linux in the nerd server who couldve guessed

[worldly zealot]

idk me

[jolly temple]

running stuff through my desktop

[worldly zealot]

needing a reason to change OS is idk

nonsense

[keen kernel]

Guys my website is so cool now https://shhnowisnottheti.me/

[worldly zealot]

i wont

[wraith pond]

github is so down...

[worldly zealot]

real

[stark herald]

ip logger

[keen kernel]

yes

thats my website hosted on GitHub pages

[wraith pond]

well not the ones running

my is running

[worldly zealot]

what do you expect

[keen kernel]

Yes the ones running

Mine is a GitHub page and it's down

[wraith pond]

probably no deployments

[keen kernel]

and on a custom domain

mine is static and stuff

[wraith pond]

link?

[keen kernel]

https://shhnowisnottheti.me/

[wraith pond]

XD

[worldly zealot]

your nick symbolizes you

[wraith pond]

i have html + css only

you have js?

[pure dome]

UNICORN!

[keen kernel]

Yeah but not much

[open pasture]

I like how they say api requests are functional when they're literally not

[worldly zealot]

too much

[open pasture]

thanks github

[worldly zealot]

suffering from success i'd say

[wraith pond]

fuck you microsoft

i dont use windows

[worldly zealot]

nah i love the local pricing

[wraith pond]

but you still invade me

[slender mica]

sooooooooo. anyone got the mac installer while GH is fucked?

[light cedar]

github down

[pure dome]

they dont want to admit that everything went to shit

[worldly zealot]

cant you just wait?

[slender mica]

literally why im here

[wraith pond]

yet another reason to move to codeberg

[worldly zealot]

i wonder

[wraith pond]

or gitea

[hoary fulcrum]

bruh i can't build vencord becouse of github

[wraith pond]

is r word bannable here

[slender mica]

can't I ask a single question?

meat riding is so silly

[light cedar]

the unicorns have taken over...

[worldly zealot]

i really wonder if you cant

[fallow pawn]

gay

[wraith pond]

homophobic microsoft

[harsh minnow]

what does that even mean

[wraith pond]

they need to change that lol

[slender mica]

ok thank you for your valuable contribution. enjoy online

[worldly zealot]

i will

[hoary fulcrum]

No server is currently available to service your request.

Sorry about that. Please try refreshing and contact us if the problem persists.

[slender mica]

idk i was just asking if there was a vencord mirror while GH is down

[pine vessel]

was doing somthing with github restarted my pc then the servers went down

[pure dome]

"Unicorn power!"

[boreal torrent]

Clone from Codeberg and compile it

[fallow pawn]

just learn to be patient

[slender mica]

preciate it, just trying to help someone else get it working.

[hoary fulcrum]

how is clyde still alive

[sleek stirrup]

Rare codeberg W finally?

[slender mica]

oh ok 🙂

[icy grail]

meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[worldly zealot]

personally i cannot physically live in this universe without internet connection for 1 nanosecond

[wraith pond]

im so sorry lol

[dire dawn]

amazing

[fallow pawn]

guys it was me I took down github

[velvet zodiac]

github is down lol

[dire dawn]

api requests are down too actually

[pine vessel]

was just looking at that as well lol

[dire dawn]

i checked

[open pasture]

now everything is showing as down

[pine vessel]

just updated

[slender mica]

github did a ; instead of a :

[worldly zealot]

fuck

[slender mica]

OH MY GOD

[pure dome]

i want to post an image but aint that a beauty, everything is down

[worldly zealot]

like wtf happened

[hoary fulcrum]

why are you using light mode 💀

[cyan cove]

fuck microsoft

clowns lmao

[worldly zealot]

having direct sunlight

[pine vessel]

its the status page.....

[pure dome]

thats the default you egg

[worldly zealot]

its 2 AM anyway

cy'all

[hoary fulcrum]

i use dark reader and i have it dark

[jolly temple]

spanish, french are powerful

[pine vessel]

its 2:25 am for me

[worldly zealot]

fuck you kevin

[worldly zealot]

2.26

[pine vessel]

yep

[signal junco]

I agree with kevin

[signal junco]

be nice to kevin

[sleek stirrup]

I think fireship is looking at the site rn, grinning at the opportunity for good content

[worldly zealot]

no also fuck you

[fallow pawn]

its joever for vencord

[signal junco]

😦

[fickle cosmos]

I'm listening to music on my Samsung watch (typing is absolute hell) 😭

[fallow pawn]

moving the codeberg

[orchid coyote]

knew it

[worldly zealot]

just 1 question

are you fresh

[sleek stirrup]

Voice

[signal junco]

Bread

[signal junco]

I'm always fresh

But don't eat me

[orchid coyote]

what do you guys think happened

i bet someone tripped over a cable

[worldly zealot]

ok edible mf i love you

[pine vessel]

i think GitHub is just doing a funny rn

[signal junco]

im a minor

:(

[worldly zealot]

same

[signal junco]

oh

how old

[sleek stirrup]

They pushed an update on Thursday just like crowdstrike

[worldly zealot]

more than 13

[signal junco]

15+

?

[worldly zealot]

yes

[orchid coyote]

lmao

[pine vessel]

i think a lot of ppl here are (im a minor as well )

[signal junco]

17

[fallow pawn]

that one github employee who turned the servers off getting fired

[worldly zealot]

1 down

[signal junco]

Damn

[sleek stirrup]

Hey guys

[signal junco]

I'm almost 18

:(

[sleek stirrup]

Copilot is down

[worldly zealot]

you literally had %50 chance

[slender mica]

github is down

[junior ridge]

normal

[sleek stirrup]

No fuck GitHub

[orchid coyote]

vencord should move to self hosted gitlab

[worldly zealot]

im gonna call you a grown ass bread

[sleek stirrup]

Copilot is down

[junior ridge]

gitea

[bold adder]

what happened 😭

[pine vessel]

some guy tried to update the code and didnt run it through qa before pushing 🤷

[wraith pond]

guys

[signal junco]

☹️

[pine vessel]

yep

[worldly zealot]

i nuked the servers (physically)

[wraith pond]

https://status.github.com/

look this

all red

[marble pivot]

GitHub copilot is down when GitHub is down
Crazy

[bold adder]

boarexplode

[wraith pond]

code red

XD

[worldly zealot]

yarın gel ramazan pidesi olarak işe başla 🤑

[pine vessel]

we know

[sleek stirrup]

Good at pulling, bad at pushing as one could say

[sleek stirrup]

Okay but

Copilot is down

[wraith pond]

who the fuck uses copilot

[bold adder]

man wtf happened to github 😭

[pine vessel]

na im good at pushing ppl away and bad at pulling pll close 😭

[orchid coyote]

how are they gonna track the issue if issues is down

[signal junco]

what

[slender mica]

webhooks are a problem

[worldly zealot]

idk use translate

[signal junco]

No

[paper gate]

wh

[pine vessel]

new update from github

[bold adder]

issues ❓

[wraith pond]

XD

[signal junco]

You translate it for me

[worldly zealot]

ok

[worldly zealot]

do i look like your slave or smth

[urban elk]

this is so silly I love it

[pine vessel]

i called some1 did a bad pr lol

[signal junco]

yes

[worldly zealot]

my nick is literally racist

[signal junco]

then I'm your nick

[worldly zealot]

im gonna race you

[bold adder]

wait does that mean css doesnt work

[sleek stirrup]

Fireship is indeed going to get good content from this 🔥

[pine vessel]

lol

[signal junco]

what

[worldly zealot]

just wait for it

[bold adder]

oh nvm it still works

what about custom plugins

[jolly temple]

trueeee

[rare trout]

Oh

[signal junco]

wait for what

[bold adder]

ok seems to work too

W

[wraith pond]

fireship collecting content for full week

[pine vessel]

guys voin me in the vc im bored

[signal junco]

No

[worldly zealot]

black men to fall over you from sky

[lapis lava]

container registry down

[signal junco]

😦

[wraith pond]

github

[lapis lava]

hopefully home assistant has docker container on dockerhub

[signal junco]

Best vencord plugin?

[lapis lava]

i know

[rare trout]

Terabit ddos part 2

[worldly zealot]

did i mention they are jacked

[wraith pond]

pindms

[signal junco]

🤤

[worldly zealot]

and H.

[sleek stirrup]

Time to update my codeberg for the funny

[signal junco]

what does that do

[wraith pond]

pins dms to the top

[pine vessel]

pin a dm

[wraith pond]

and you dont need to search for your friends

[signal junco]

aren't they already pinned

Oh

[wraith pond]

i think it also adds groups

[boreal torrent]

Won't play with this motherfucker anymore. He wants to bite me

[wraith pond]

or thats another plugin

really usefulk

[signal junco]

I thought it was for when you got a new message

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[signal junco]

Nvm

[worldly zealot]

BAD APPLE JUMPSCARE?!?!

[wraith pond]

motherfucker

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245166167601971332/1245166252696014888/spoon.gif

[worldly zealot]

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UNRECOGNIZABLE CHARACTER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[wraith pond]

they had us in the first half

[worldly zealot]

k im out

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-denzel-curry-denzel-curry-denzelcurry-hip-hop-gif-1268825755758790327

[bold adder]

large corporations trying not to push out something without crashing everything (impossible)

[rare trout]

https://githubstatus.com errors
https://www.githubstatus.com works

[junior ridge]

i called it

[stray siren]

POV: and update breaks the OS

[junior ridge]

i actually fucking called it

[honest oak]

I WANT MY HORIZONTAL SERVER LIST BACK DAMNIT

[pine vessel]

same

[honest oak]

IT LOOKS UGLY NOW

[cyan cove]

i hate github

i shouldve stored the css files locally💔

[junior ridge]

i knew their goofy asses nuked a fucking database or some shit

[pine vessel]

it will be back in a bit hopefully

[open pasture]

@pine vessel

[cloud hatch]

wouldn't be surprised

We are experiencing interruptions in multiple public GitHub services. We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

[open pasture]

oh shit

I can't install vencoird

[honest oak]

i cant even dl the horizontal svere list css file from the betterdiscord site rn

[cyan cove]

💔

[rare trout]

IS VENCORD DOWN?????

[rough dome]

no.

[open pasture]

I CAN'T DOWNLOAD IT

[keen kernel]

WRONG

[desert goblet]

LMFAO GITHUBS DOWN

[keen kernel]

IT LITERALLY IS

VENCORD IS LITERALLY DOWN TESSIE SHUT UP

[honest oak]

LIKE PLEASE LET ME GET MY AESTHETIC LOOKING DISCORD BACK NOT THIS FUGLY BS

[cloud hatch]

github hit the meltdown commit

[desert goblet]

i should run git pull for the funny

[pure shore]

I think roblox depends on github somehow

[desert goblet]

actually im curious now gonna try it

[pure dome]

github typed git out instaid of git checkout (idk)

[pure shore]

it's not loading/loading so slow

[keen kernel]

Is Roblox having issues?

Oh lemme try

[rare trout]

git push -f

[pure shore]

yeah it's like a potato rn

[jolly temple]

omggg

[desert goblet]

it is NOT pulling LMFAO

[keen kernel]

Works for me

[desert goblet]

https://blahaj.shop/trqqiyhv.png

[pure shore]

who's gettinf gired?

what

[desert goblet]

oh there we go it 'pulled'

[pure shore]

how did I invert those

[rare trout]

guthib is back

[desert goblet]

good to know thats what happens during an outage

[honest oak]

ITS BACK

[rare trout]

https://github.com/

[keen kernel]

YAYY

[desert goblet]

aw man i liked it being down

[rare trout]

VENCORD DOWN?????

[rough dome]

no.

[orchid coyote]

its back yeee

[bold adder]

vencord down??

[rough dome]

no.

[bold adder]

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[rare trout]

tessie L

[junior ridge]

vencord up

[bold adder]

vencord left

[rare trout]

vencord me up vendicated!

[orchid coyote]

to celebrate someone should merge my PR :>

[rare trout]

we will celebrate by deleting the vencord repo

❤️

[hoary fulcrum]

github is back

[rare trout]

would have been funny if they pulled a gitlab and deleted the production database

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0TRHLvYGE0

[orchid coyote]

hilarious

[rare trout]

LMAO

[junior ridge]

honestly i thought it WAS github who did that

[open pasture]

@open pasture I fixed it

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLdRBsuvVKc

[keen junco]

Would a puppy/cat girl be carry-on or go into cargo when flying? Asking for a friend

[open pasture]

[junior ridge]

ive watched this but i forgot gitlab was a thing

so i thought it was github that did it

[keen junco]

Good to know!

[paper gate]

@tough drift they sealed me in a cave for 300 years

[keen junco]

Good

[sterile venture]

so if (at least on armcord) vencord completely breaks whenever github is down

does that mean armcord is pulling vencord from github every time i start it?

strange

[paper gate]

marvinky

[rare trout]

yes

the mod loader code is fucked

[orchid coyote]

nuh uh

[paper gate]

where

[uncut pasture]

is it at least caffeine free?

[boreal osprey]

Thats no fun tho

[wraith pond]

back

[jolly temple]

[wraith pond]

github back

[uncut pasture]

imagine calling not dying boring

ASSUMING

[boreal osprey]

build a tolerance loser

[uncut pasture]

you consume a very large amount of caffeine

[uncut pasture]

I literally fall asleep if i drink coffee, what is that?

[boreal osprey]

my limit is about 500 mg