🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[modest obsidian]

then use binja to crack ghidra

then use ghidra to crack binja

etc

[thin laurel]

Is that a Mac app

Does that just make the screen turn white

[modest obsidian]

wait does this mean you're gonna impact anyone who looks at your computer for too long

[edgy ermine]

nobody talks about this epic app

literally pre-installed on all macs

[thin laurel]

I can’t do math as proven by real member

So it’s useless to me

[edgy ermine]

i should finish pokemon platinum

[modest obsidian]

@edgy ermine did your pronouns field change

[thin laurel]

I don’t emulate I just run it on the 3DS and it’s still native hardware

[edgy ermine]

macos app icons are actually so good...

[thin laurel]

Same with GBA

[thin laurel]

Big Sur

[edgy ermine]

i keep forgetting i have a real 3ds

[edgy ermine]

whar

not my global ones

[modest obsidian]

it used to be the space thing

oh

did they patch the bug yet

[thin laurel]

I played eCDP on mine

[edgy ermine]

yes

it's patched

i think

[modest obsidian]

damn

I remember the GitHub css injection

[thin laurel]

If you don’t know what eCDP is look it up it’s probably a simulator for where I’ll end up in a couple years

[verbal ledge]

i will nEVER forget it

[modest obsidian]

damn

[verbal ledge]

oh yea it's github pro for LIFE lol

[thin laurel]

Lifetime PRO for free

[modest obsidian]

lmfao

[thin laurel]

takes down GitHub
Microsoft: what are your offerings?
me: you mean demands?
MS: no offerings

[sturdy folio]

i wanna buy a gba

[jolly temple]

:o

[sturdy folio]

should i

[thin laurel]

Get an SP if you’re gonna get anything

[sturdy folio]

nah

[thin laurel]

I don’t think the GBA has backlighting

[open pasture]

https://www.vencord-on.top/ should resolve now

[sturdy folio]

if i wanted to play gba games in quality id just emulate them

i want the real experience

[open pasture]

Wawa

[sturdy folio]

i love gba games

[grizzled lichen]

👽👽😱😱

[verbal ledge]

idk why this just looks funny

[grizzled lichen]

You're getting

[open pasture]

updated

[verbal ledge]

nekohaxx.dev

fuck what happened to it

[sturdy folio]

smh

[verbal ledge]

it was working just an hour ago

wtf

oh i kicked my ethernet cord

[deep token]

can i just install using appstore++ on my ipad and then copy and install on iphone

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/toga-himiko-gif-12978766

[thin laurel]

🔛🔝

[verbal ledge]

im making appstore++ FOSS alternative

[deep token]

hot

[modest obsidian]

ughhhh the subway costs so much to ride

[deep token]

will it piggyback off of appstorr++ servers too

[verbal ledge]

hell no

[deep token]

why

it already has a large database

[verbal ledge]

most of my time went into figuring out how to fetch version list

[thin laurel]

Stupid joke made, deleted

[deep token]

o u can fetch it?

hot

[verbal ledge]

so i can make a completely free and open source version

[modest obsidian]

@thin laurel you have rot my eyes

[deep token]

ur based as hell

[thin laurel]

You make the sandwich

[junior ridge]

bwaaaaaa

[thin laurel]

I should sleep right now

[warm zenith]

@deep token hi tram gender

[deep token]

hello metro gender

[junior ridge]

[thin laurel]

But I’m also coughing up
Phlegm, fuck, is that good?

[edgy ermine]

[junior ridge]

so trueeee

[thin laurel]

My head hurts like hell
Starting to think I’m not well
Oh wait, shit, I’m not

[simple pike]

hola

[deep token]

tomorrow i go to budapest

[warm zenith]

steamhappy

i don't thinkt hey have our trains anymore

okay hold on

[junior ridge]

meowdapest

[simple pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1139547453591392336.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=skull_skull

duh

why i can't send gifs

[deep token]

yop

[sleek stirrup]

Shiggy is a professional jumper

And yk what I call that?

An absolute win

[sturdy folio]

vennie plushi

[harsh minnow]

samie

u should sleep

[fallow pawn]

soon :3

[sturdy folio]

wanna go take a junk car out into the forest for no reason like in the popular, critically acclaimed video game half life 2 episode 2 with me

ill drive tho

[jolly temple]

resolved it opens captcha to bed addicts

[junior ridge]

[harsh minnow]

sure but why in the forest if we can do it on the autobahn

[sturdy folio]

thats boring

cuz some idiot will definitely overtake us but then slow down infront of us

[harsh minnow]

it's more exciting cause of the thrilling excitement you get from imminent death

[sturdy folio]

is the thrilling excitement of possibly driving off a cliff and dying because no one will find us not exciting enough

[quartz glade]

So true

[quartz glade]

417 kmh on Autobahn real

[deep token]

HELL YEAH

[quartz glade]

I would do that

[deep token]

same

[harsh minnow]

technically u can but are there even cars that go that fast

[deep token]

yes!

[quartz glade]

Yes

There is

Some random dude did that

Dont u remember that clip where he does drive 417

[harsh minnow]

horror

[quartz glade]

Yes he used bugatti

[harsh minnow]

u gotta be suicidal to be driving that fast

[deep token]

447 is insane

[harsh minnow]

[deep token]

you cant even do that on the autobahn

[quartz glade]

Real

[quartz glade]

You can

[harsh minnow]

yes you can

[deep token]

one slight turn you cant handle and youre fucking dead

[quartz glade]

Get gud then

[deep token]

legally you can

[quartz glade]

Meowwwww

[harsh minnow]

I think the fastest I've driven was like 280 (as a passenger)

[deep token]

hot

[quartz glade]

I drove max 180 only

So sad

[deep token]

i want a fast car

[quartz glade]

My driving teacher wanted me to go beyond 200

To get the feeling

Of driving fucking fast

[fallow pawn]

ill drive u faster but i cant drive

[jaunty trellis]

fastest I've driven was like 160 (legally the speedlimit is 120)

[deep token]

i will get that c6 rs6 one day...

[harsh minnow]

USA calls itself Land of the free yet you can't drive unlimited speed?? how peculiar...

[twin linden]

congrats for being illegal

[deep token]

usa is stupid :3

[fallow pawn]

sorry i live there

[deep token]

ill get u out of there dw

[fallow pawn]

when

[quartz glade]

For real

[deep token]

sometime

[fallow pawn]

sometimes im embarrassed about this country

[quartz glade]

Me but germany

[fallow pawn]

Why do I have to be a Californian

[harsh minnow]

honestly unlimited speed is a bad idea germany should add a max limit

you really don't need to be going that fast

[deep token]

fr

[harsh minnow]

still wanna go that fast? we have this thing called plane

[deep token]

land a plane on the autobahn

[quartz glade]

Meanwhile bundestag: how fast should we make it? 120 or 130

[deep token]

300

[quartz glade]

So real

[quartz glade]

No im gonna drive ICE

[fallow pawn]

@deep token would u get a tesla

[quartz glade]

200+ on nuremberg munich track

Easy

[deep token]

hell no

[fallow pawn]

What car would u get

[deep token]

yi long ma can lick my butt

[quartz glade]

Cybertruck owner?

[deep token]

an audi

[fallow pawn]

idk what car I would ever want

[deep token]

if ev, then maybeee an ioniq 5 n

[fallow pawn]

i would probably just want some mid tier car that works

[quartz glade]

Dodge challenger

[jolly temple]

seems like they display xros internally still remember when rob adds a plane

[quartz glade]

So sad

[fallow pawn]

but but but big ipad

[twin linden]

ur smarter than this

[deep token]

or the etron gt

what

[quartz glade]

F

Meow

[deep token]

can hungarian villages have decent cellular please

[fallow pawn]

ur in hunger?

[deep token]

all cars have a big ipad nowadays

[deep token]

ya

[quartz glade]

Yes

[deep token]

hiiiiii

[quartz glade]

True

[fallow pawn]

:o whats the occasion

[deep token]

hi gay :3

[twin linden]

what are u doing here

[deep token]

vacation

:3

[fallow pawn]

oooh

hope u have had a good vacation so far

[deep token]

not rlly but ya

[fallow pawn]

tbh my vacation is just me and my room

[deep token]

was good only thing bad is the bed im sleeping on

it was too small

[quartz glade]

My life

[deep token]

now we are moving to another location

[twin linden]

@summer dock

[harsh minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1121201005456011366/1267041208585162815/caption.gif?ex=66b680d4&is=66b52f54&hm=73f9e25a7d91e570f716f6c6f237f7759271df883752923e1bc8bf0d57290407&

[deep token]

these roads are fucking horrible jesus

[quartz glade]

Omg real

[twin linden]

thanks you too

[deep token]

we have better roads in czechia 😭

[light cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1261295243567960157/caption.gif

[twin linden]

[modest obsidian]

imagine having good roads

[fallow pawn]

the best vacation is 🛏️ and sleeping

[twin linden]

yes I can

[modest obsidian]

riding the subway at 5:30 pm is the worst

[quartz glade]

Yes

No

[light cedar]

the schlumberger gemplus formed gemalto

[modest obsidian]

fun fact: sim cards run java

[fallow pawn]

we need more memes with german captions because I have no idea what they mean and they look funny

[quartz glade]

Riding subway is 🔥 if there aint too many people

[light cedar]

yop

[quartz glade]

Even more 🔥 if riding in summer

[modest obsidian]

5:31 pm has too much

[twin linden]

only a private jet? why don’t u ask for 700 mansions and 5 yacht clubs then?

[quartz glade]

Yes thats not great

[modest obsidian]

ya

vencord GmbH actually exists?

[harsh minnow]

that meme has bad grammar/spelling and I can't tell if it's cause the person didn't know better or if it's part of the meme

[twin linden]

aren’t you already lonely?

[harsh minnow]

@fallow pawn https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1121201005456011366/1267041208585162815/caption.gif?ex=66b680d4&is=66b52f54&hm=73f9e25a7d91e570f716f6c6f237f7759271df883752923e1bc8bf0d57290407&

[twin linden]

I agree

[deep token]

i just switched carriers

[drowsy cypress]

English only ☝️🤓

[harsh minnow]

how

[modest obsidian]

did it help?

[manic maple]

whar

[harsh minnow]

wrong actually

[fallow pawn]

Ist es over für mich?

[woeful kettle]

Lmao

[drowsy cypress]

I’ll allow it. This time

[manic maple]

ja, es ist vorbei fur dich

[harsh minnow]

Es ist so über für dich samara

[deep token]

i now have 4g so yeah

[fallow pawn]

yes it is over for you samara?

[modest obsidian]

I usually get HSPA

lucky

[deep token]

wild

[jolly temple]

xd*

[fallow pawn]

oh i was way off

[harsh minnow]

there's no yes

[fallow pawn]

i just translated

[manic maple]

i put yes

[harsh minnow]

nah u weren't

[fallow pawn]

the only german sentence I will remember

[deep token]

it is meow for me

[fallow pawn]

bc of that one meme on twitter

[harsh minnow]

I'm sure you know a few more

[unique wyvern]

wonderful

thanks meta

[harsh minnow]

give it some time to load in

needs to load those 7mb of html

[robust relic]

can gmail even load js in emails

it doesn't understand flexbox

[harsh minnow]

🤫

[unique wyvern]

i don’t speak german and i can understand the image

[fallow pawn]

I know some portuguese

de que q seis tão falano aí?

[unique wyvern]

it’s

not loading in

[unique wyvern]

it’s just not loading in

[harsh minnow]

probably cause of the word over

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-cat-ghoul-gif-15685393113271845735

[unique wyvern]

probably

[harsh minnow]

which isn't german 😭

[unique wyvern]

how would you say it in proper german

[fallow pawn]

NOOOO

[woeful kettle]

Fr

[harsh minnow]

a proper translation would be "ist es vorbei für mich"

[unique wyvern]

oh

yeah that makes it unreadable

[woeful kettle]

Lmao

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[harsh minnow]

well the words are pretty similar to their English counterparts
ist = is
für = for
mich = me

[edgy ermine]

meow

[fallow pawn]

Is it over for me?

[unique wyvern]

i took german classes back in school

[woeful kettle]

meow

[unique wyvern]

so

i kind of

got that part

[verbal ledge]

how do you say nekohaxx in german

[soft wadi]

'

[fallow pawn]

nekohaxx

[unique wyvern]

nekohaxx

[harsh minnow]

HAHAVERLIERAH

[verbal ledge]

😭

[fallow pawn]

how do you say samara in german

[verbal ledge]

i said nekohaxx

[robust relic]

lmaoo

[harsh minnow]

nooo

[woeful kettle]

Rip…

[harsh minnow]

John

[deep token]

guh hungary cellular structure sucks

i want to go home

[unique wyvern]

god

meta support is so ass

[fallow pawn]

john

[unique wyvern]

i asked them for help with optimization

they gave me windows optimization

which doesn’t even optimize it

[robust relic]

disappointed

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-timeout-mute-back-from-im-back-from-my-mute-gif-24980695

[warm laurel]

a777

[unique wyvern]

holy fuck

[harsh minnow]

did you post roblox server invites again

[deep token]

do you like c++

[warm laurel]

holy shit

the aura

[robust relic]

what did you do

[warm laurel]

is inside of me

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[unique wyvern]

what the fuck

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderator-discord-mod-discord-memes-discord-mod-meme-gif-26027797

[unique wyvern]

???

[robust relic]

my gender?
i'm a meow

[fallow pawn]

my pronouns

[verbal ledge]

@fallow pawn john

[unique wyvern]

my pronouns are nya/mrrp

[open pasture]

https://femboy-friday-on.top

[fallow pawn]

THATS NOT MY NAME

[warm laurel]

i want pic role i wanna send silly cats

[verbal ledge]

meow

[warm laurel]

what is that

[unique wyvern]

at least chat around for a while bro

[fallow pawn]

john is such a boring and mid name im sorry for the users named john

[unique wyvern]

we don’t know you

[light cedar]

c++

[warm laurel]

is that importent

[light cedar]

John Marston

[verbal ledge]

bro has 64 messages

[robust relic]

yes

[warm laurel]

please

[verbal ledge]

if 64 messages = regular
then everyone in this server would have image perms

[fallow pawn]

hershey

[verbal ledge]

hershey

[fallow pawn]

yup

my pronouns

[warm laurel]

OH CMON I JUST WANT TO SEND CATS

[verbal ledge]

her she y

[fallow pawn]

🍫

[warm laurel]

NOT TO YAP

[deep token]

WHERE AM I

[verbal ledge]

you can send this cat

[fallow pawn]

WRONG ONE

[deep token]

NYA????

[verbal ledge]

true.

[junior ridge]

Bwaa

[verbal ledge]

rage is consuming me

[fallow pawn]

going to this location rn

[warm laurel]

such a cutie

[icy grail]

hell/off-topic

[deep token]

bet

[fallow pawn]

i would pet this cat

look how fluffy

[junior ridge]

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stroke-gif-26001726

[fallow pawn]

one letter off

[robust relic]

omg a @junior ridge

[warm laurel]

with the mustache such a grown kitty

[junior ridge]

meow

@junior ridge

[robust relic]

meow

[icy grail]

meow

[quartz glade]

Bwaa

[warm laurel]

youre a human how

[quartz glade]

Meow

[junior ridge]

[fallow pawn]

i kinda want a hershey now

I havent had chocolate in ages

[warm laurel]

its bad

milk good

milk betteh

[verbal ledge]

i checked in on my school's discord server and it seems like people were fighting about whether or not betterdiscord or vencord is better

[warm laurel]

[robust relic]

meow

[warm laurel]

does you bite

[fallow pawn]

they should just respect differences 💯

[robust relic]

https://tryitands.ee

[unique wyvern]

yes

a lot

we don’t wanna risk you posting bad stuff

[deep token]

who is "we"

[junior ridge]

meow

[jolly temple]

ciss

[fallow pawn]

CIS

[warm laurel]

my name fawaz im from saudi arabia my ip is 66.731.829

[deep token]

CISGENDER

[warm laurel]

is that enough

[junior ridge]

im transs

[unique wyvern]

normal people that don’t want to see bad stuff

[junior ridge]

not ciss…..

[deep token]

i wanna see bad stuff

such as cute kitties

[dire dawn]

guh

[unique wyvern]

good for you

i don’t

[junior ridge]

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-confetti-stare-staring-stare-cat-cat-gif-11948536173144148473

kitty attack

[warm laurel]

trasformetion wow

[fallow pawn]

@verbal ledge im in a server joined by discord

[verbal ledge]

wtf

[warm laurel]

your from the car cartton

wow

[junior ridge]

wtf

[dire dawn]

multiple times kevin has copied exactly what i said and gotten a much bigger reaction 😭

[junior ridge]

[fallow pawn]

aint that funny

[robust relic]

student hub?

[deep token]

holy SHIT

my paycheck arrived

[warm laurel]

buy nitro!

[junior ridge]

i wish I could meow for a living

[deep token]

fuck off

[junior ridge]

id be soo good at that..

[deep token]

im not giving discord ANY money

[warm laurel]

sorry

[deep token]

they do not deserve it

[verbal ledge]

too late

[fallow pawn]

so much did u get

[verbal ledge]

discord sold your data

[deep token]

quite a bit

[unique wyvern]

why does typing “discord” in the invite link pop out with this, who’s janet

[warm laurel]

why mean

[deep token]

i can afford an iphone 15 pro now

[verbal ledge]

oh

[fallow pawn]

girl has bad spending habits

[deep token]

yeah but i do need to get a new phone

so it will be used for that

[warm laurel]

drool

[robust relic]

yes...

[deep token]

except not a 15 pro but ill wait for the 16 pro

[junior ridge]

is good phone

[robust relic]

give me like

two mins

[junior ridge]

I enjoy

[warm laurel]

you weird ong

[junior ridge]

cope and seethe

[twin linden]

3

[deep token]

@fallow pawn i cant spend anything rn

well i can but then i will have less money

[verbal ledge]

oh this is a forced question

[robust relic]

https://youtu.be/GfQYj15LKCA?t=430

[verbal ledge]

is there a way to skip onboarding

[deep token]

bruh

[fallow pawn]

WHAT IS THIS

[deep token]

using old clients

ye

[robust relic]

oh god

[twin linden]

3

[fallow pawn]

is this real

[warm laurel]

YOOOOOO FREE NITRO YIPEE

[deep token]

yes

[cosmic otter]

oh i know this one

its a testing friend invite

[cosmic otter]

its just dummy data

[verbal ledge]

i was curious

apparently that last link is real

[fallow pawn]

oh my god lmao

[junior ridge]

[verbal ledge]

they force me to give pronouns

smh

[deep token]

pronounce in bio

[soft wadi]

more of a python girlie

[cosmic otter]

woke server

[deep token]

wild

[cosmic otter]

rare kevin failure

[fallow pawn]

pronouns in bio couldnt be me

[verbal ledge]

midnight is indeed 12:00 AM

[junior ridge]

meow in bio

[fallow pawn]

yea

[robust relic]

do it when

u hav no bio

liar

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flabbergasted-shocked-wink-reaction-gif-25698054

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[verbal ledge]

meow

me/ow

[robust relic]

do it like me

half real pronoun

half meow

[junior ridge]

check now…

[robust relic]

yoooo

[verbal ledge]

that would expose my pronouns

[robust relic]

incredible

[robust relic]

rip

[fallow pawn]

expose them rn

[verbal ledge]

😭

[fallow pawn]

u wont

[quartz glade]

Meow

[fallow pawn]

are you a hershey

[junior ridge]

why expose ur pronouns when u can expose ur promeows

[quartz glade]

Promeows

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1258702585007968309/ScIx0tX.png

[verbal ledge]

nyan

[junior ridge]

me frr….

[quartz glade]

Yes great promeows i have

[robust relic]

why have pronouns when u can just meow

or even better

lie

[warm laurel]

server bad

they timedout me

[robust relic]

L

[junior ridge]

womp womp

[edgy ermine]

[warm laurel]

uncool pepole

[quartz glade]

Me(ow)

[junior ridge]

[quartz glade]

You cant say meow without me

[fallow pawn]

[warm laurel]

what mean

[verbal ledge]

nya

[junior ridge]

womp womp

[quartz glade]

Nya

[verbal ledge]

miau

miao

[junior ridge]

mroww

[verbal ledge]

にゃ

喵

[warm laurel]

if you dont know what a word mean dont say it dumbass

[quartz glade]

Mrrow >-<

[junior ridge]

womp womp

[dense phoenix]

nyaa

[robust relic]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0KMl-hqu_o

[junior ridge]

[warm laurel]

i fw silly cats

[quartz glade]

Me fr

[verbal ledge]

mrrrp

[jaunty trellis]

[verbal ledge]

sunny

[robust relic]

mrrow

[unreal siren]

:3

[warm laurel]

nokljqqq

[jolly temple]

#🍬-vennie-gallery message @soft wadi you how they ask why can't drive

[verbal ledge]

hai koishu

[quartz glade]

Frfr

[unreal siren]

hoi

[verbal ledge]

khcrysalis

[junior ridge]

[sleek stirrup]

What exactly is bro mad about

[sleek stirrup]

Cuz ain't gonna lie

[unreal siren]

womp womp

[harsh minnow]

womp womp

[sleek stirrup]

I love shylily, shylily my beloved fr fr

[robust relic]

i wanna pet a cat so badly rn

aaaaa

[unreal siren]

womp womp

[junior ridge]

womp womp fr…..

[sleek stirrup]

[junior ridge]

[sleek stirrup]

Chat call me crazy but the Doraemon OP is actually really good

[verbal ledge]

Correction:

If you don't know what a word means, don't say it, dumbass.

[robust relic]

mrow

[harsh minnow]

Correction:

If you don't know what a word means, womp womp dumbass.

[junior ridge]

:3

[edgy ermine]

womp to the fucking womp

[soft wadi]

sheenjey

[unreal siren]

Correction:
Womp Womp

[robust relic]

Correction:

If you don't know what a word means, meow, dumbass.

[jaunty trellis]

womp womp

[junior ridge]

Womp Womp

[sleek stirrup]

Just Womp Womp.

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/womp-womp-cat-gif-12768989307250413732

[dire dawn]

least obvious content farm

[sleek stirrup]

[Insert Monika scary.png]

[edgy ermine]

google systen

[robust relic]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RJElSgs9CHk

[sleek stirrup]

Over done suit? Done over done over lied

[edgy ermine]

i keep seeing these videos wtf happened to mr breast

[robust relic]

people are content farming on (mostly) unproven accusations

dw

[junior ridge]

[median owl]

LMAO my bad apple watchface for my smart watch compiled

[drowsy cypress]

Mr. Breast ain’t so good of a guy

[sleek stirrup]

🔥

[junior ridge]

bad apple for Apple watch when

[quartz glade]

[robust relic]

bad apple watch

[median owl]

it is transferring to my watch rn, it's been 5mins and the progress bad moved like 2%

[verbal ledge]

upgraded from .xyz to .dev

[median owl]

pog

[junior ridge]

promotion

[robust relic]

xyz is the best domain name

[dense phoenix]

only good mrbeast

[verbal ledge]

.xyz looks so unprofessional

but its cheap

[robust relic]

only $2 for the firsyt year...

[dense phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-mr-beast-gif-25629645

[median owl]

I switched from .dev to .sh

so good

[dire dawn]

i hope the clone takes over

[verbal ledge]

bims.sh

[median owl]

https!

[sleek stirrup]

localhost my goat

[junior ridge]

I bought a .online domain and it was $1 first year and it’s $3 every year after

[median owl]

I should make a website that redirects to localhost

[robust relic]

goofy ahh tld

[verbal ledge]

no... 127.0.0.1 my goat

[median owl]

.sh best

[robust relic]

guys check out my website http://192.168.0.1:5173

[elder token]

Where do u even get these prices

[jolly temple]

@bold adder 1 theme is fake typing sounds like $3 in ninos life lol

[ruby raft]

when plugin to mute call sound

[jaunty trellis]

.gay best

[verbal ledge]

native discord feature

[sleek stirrup]

127 crimes done
0 times caught
0 times chased
1 unsuccessful attempt

[junior ridge]

idk i got mine off namecheap

[quartz glade]

.io>>>>

[elder token]

Nah checkout mine http://localhost:3000

[ruby raft]

where?

[elder token]

Noice

[robust relic]

nah check out https://lumapdotxyz.pages.dev 🔥

[sleek stirrup]

pages.

[quartz glade]

Pages

[elder token]

Pages

[junior ridge]

I need to get my website back up

but lazyyyyy

[elder token]

.dev

[robust relic]

do iitttt

[quartz glade]

I need to get gud at web dev

[robust relic]

it's not like u have something esle to do at this time

[junior ridge]

yes I do

[unreal siren]

scammed

[junior ridge]

eepying

[ruby raft]

ty

[elder token]

Use pages

[robust relic]

yeah i got too lazy to finish that + im busy rn

[junior ridge]

nah I have to local host it

[robust relic]

pls send some in discord dms tho 🥺

[junior ridge]

or it’ll fuck up my mail server

[verbal ledge]

we love pringles app

[junior ridge]

yummy app

[elder token]

Well then

[obtuse lion]

looks a lot like mine

[robust relic]

meow app when

[elder token]

Fr

[edgy ermine]

https://internal.hhls.xyz

most epic website ever

[sleek stirrup]

https://net.net/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1139655483477729340.webp?size=48

[junior ridge]

https://leahs.gay is super good i promise it exists

[obtuse lion]

i love spending hours compiling proton so i can prove a point

[elder token]

I should run dig on this fr

[robust relic]

MAKE IT ONLINE AGAIN

[viral cape]

great website

[junior ridge]

ty :3

[edgy ermine]

go ahead

[spring coyote]

hi

[edgy ermine]

;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:
; EDNS: version: 0, flags:; udp: 512
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;internal.hhls.xyz.        IN    A

;; ANSWER SECTION:
internal.hhls.xyz.    300    IN    A    10.8.0.1

I'll even do it for you

[junior ridge]

I might put it up tmr cause i wanna make meownet real

[soft wadi]

happy one year anniversary to my pc going bonkers

[elder token]

Noice

[junior ridge]

i see the issue

ntfs

[median owl]

time to commit 4k files to github

[edgy ermine]

https://nekos.in

is it still up

yes

yes it is

[elder token]

Git lfs might save u

[junior ridge]

bwaaaaa!!

[jaunty trellis]

[junior ridge]

[unique wyvern]

good night nerds

[median owl]

ah it's fine

[azure obsidian]

do anyone got a site with a lot of themes

[robust relic]

it's 11am wtf u doin

[elder token]

Real (it’s 5am for me)

[junior ridge]

it’s 4:17 for me…

[elder token]

GitHub

[junior ridge]

I need to eepy but bwaahhh

[robust relic]

go to eep

now

[viral cape]

I love this website

[elder token]

Nah eepy for the weak

[junior ridge]

im a tire tho..

[sturdy folio]

eep

[elder token]

Bros been consumed by the eepys

[edgy ermine]

who wants a kitties.cat subdomain

[median owl]

lol github webui lets me drag 4k files in

[jolly temple]

ssh keys linked in poke cname idk funny to fill out please stop fucking fast car i spent hours on power went to kiss anime,kiss love,scan photos

[viral cape]

why would you not link in head though properly

[robust relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TIWNnuImo ?

[junior ridge]

yooo…

[median owl]

[quartz glade]

Mee but i dont have website

[junior ridge]

leah.kitties.cat,,?

[unique wyvern]

:3

[elder token]

Me

[junior ridge]

🥺

[jaunty trellis]

meee

[quartz glade]

Cute

[edgy ermine]

pick name

[robust relic]

gimme

i need

[elder token]

https://kitties.cat

[edgy ermine]

send dns records

[edgy ermine]

send dns records

[jaunty trellis]

elissa.kitties.cat

[viral cape]

guhhh i downloaded it now

[edgy ermine]

send dns records

[viral cape]

it just redirects to https://nekos.in/bwaah.mp4 if ua is discordbot

[junior ridge]

can u cname to leahs.gay,,,,

[edgy ermine]

sure

[junior ridge]

:D

[elder token]

Dam

[junior ridge]

i guess I have to make leahs.gay real tomorrow then

[elder token]

For who tho

[edgy ermine]

all of you that want a subdomain

[robust relic]

@edgy ermine CNAME name:lumap.kitties.cat target:lumapdotxyz.pages.dev

[jaunty trellis]

cname mine to blahai.gay cuz idek what else to put there for now

[junior ridge]

i eepy

good nyaight everynyan

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-eepy-kitty-sleepy-cat-sleepy-kitty-gif-15376148450942612603

nini

[quartz glade]

Gn meow :3

[robust relic]

eep well meower

[junior ridge]

me fr…

[edgy ermine]

done

[edgy ermine]

done

[edgy ermine]

done

[robust relic]

🔥

[jaunty trellis]

[robust relic]

ty qt

[elder token]

zeon.kitties.cat
Target: A 167.86.73.55

[sturdy folio]

cloudflare so based for this

[jaunty trellis]

[viral cape]

are you sure about that

[sturdy folio]

why

[elder token]

Welp

[sturdy folio]

what can possibly be bad about a toggle that turns of theft

[edgy ermine]

proxied or plain dns

[sturdy folio]

no

never

rust on top

[viral cape]

how do you know what they actually block or not
i mean it's a great feature though

[elder token]

Plain

[edgy ermine]

http://zeon.kitties.cat
shows
404

lmao

booo

[elder token]

Yes

[sturdy folio]

they probably have a list of IP addresses or something

[elder token]

I gotta setup a reverse proxy file for it

And make a cool site lol

[viral cape]

how about UAs

[sturdy folio]

ofc stuff like googles bard scraper is gonna have a certain set of ip addresses

[sturdy folio]

UAs?

[viral cape]

user agents

unfortunately there is no 100% definitive way to stop AI scraping just like there is no 100% definitive way to stop spambots

[sturdy folio]

can cloudflare even check for user agents

[viral cape]

why wouldnt they be able to

[void ivy]

yeah

it's just a header

[jaunty trellis]

hai lewi

[void ivy]

hihi

[edgy ermine]

lewi

[sturdy folio]

idk

[edgy ermine]

hai

[void ivy]

they probably do update the list though constantly as they find people

hihiii

[sturdy folio]

thought theyd just act as a nameserver

[elder token]

http://zeon.kitties.cat/
I’ll do the webserver in a sec

[void ivy]

nah

they do everything

[quartz glade]

So real

[void ivy]

if you let them, they'll proxy requests through their infrastructure, and they act as a whole cybersec/networking package for your website

[sturdy folio]

oh wait

[edgy ermine]

you forgot the https certificate

[sturdy folio]

yeah no im not into networking/infra/admin stuff

[void ivy]

you have firewall controls, response altering, and caching just to name a few

[elder token]

Nah I got one on it

[edgy ermine]

letsencrypt?

[sturdy folio]

i just have cloudflare add tracking to my stupid sites

[elder token]

Yep

[quartz glade]

Yes

[void ivy]

also a valid usage

[viral cape]

valid, not socially acceptable usage

[sturdy folio]

tracking here meaning i post random screenshots of where my users come from

[void ivy]

they do everything

you would ever need

[empty skiff]

anyone know of perhaps a plugin that adds a keybind to switch to the text channel of a VC channel?

[sturdy folio]

i love 5k users from russia per month on my not running site

[edgy ermine]

cloudflare free is actually great

[void ivy]

yeah im just on cloudflare free

[elder token]

Fr

[sturdy folio]

now i gotta figure out why this cloudflare redirect isnt working

[void ivy]

and they give you most of this stuff for free

[sturdy folio]

yeah same

[viral cape]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥
also its not a thing

[sturdy folio]

WHAT

cloudflare really does everything

[median owl]

Calls

[deep token]

cloudflare

[empty skiff]

thank. wasnt sure if it was support since it was mostly an existence question

[median owl]

cf might offer calls but they'd never call me

[jaunty trellis]

callflare

[void ivy]

also i do love how cloudflare moved to using letsencrypt/GTS as the main certificate provider

[viral cape]

how ironic for a spam and ddos prevention company

[void ivy]

and the shared SSL certificates are backups

[viral cape]

is gts free now

[void ivy]

always has been

[sturdy folio]

calls arent just for spam 😭

[void ivy]

https://pki.goog

well

[viral cape]

wow

[void ivy]

i say always has been

they started allowing acme clients to request free certificates

you just need a GCP account to generate an api key

but then you get a certificate that says "google trust services" on it which is fire

[elder token]

I’m gonna make the site be a gif link

Fire content

[viral cape]

when was the last time you communicated by phone call for something that didnt want to destroy your brain

[sturdy folio]

never

i do not get phone calls

my grandkids dont call me 😢

[viral cape]

[void ivy]

cloudflare will also issue GTS certificates automatically if you're on a paid plan

either as a backup or as your primary certificate

whichever one it decides

[edgy ermine]

?????

[void ivy]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/24/08/vivaldi_2024-08-09_10-37-54.png

huh interesting

discord ordered a cloudflare certificate

[sturdy folio]

yeah discord uses cloudflare

[edgy ermine]

discord has money

[void ivy]

i know

they used to use the shared one and then they got a letsencrypt one

[viral cape]

i love https://crt.sh/

[simple pike]

hola

[void ivy]

so they used to use the free cloudflare ssl

[jolly temple]

chat call sound sgood

[elder token]

real (not for anything good tho)

[void ivy]

i guess now that discord is big enterprise they can afford the sink on a cloudflare custom certificate

[edgy ermine]

my school let their website's certificate expire

[void ivy]

oh it's EV

i see

thats probably why they wanted it

[viral cape]

LMAO

[edgy ermine]

instead of fixing it, they taught us all how to bypass the certificate warning

SMH

[viral cape]

google literally made EV certificates useless

[elder token]

https://github.com/zeon-neon
anyone think zeon's good.

[viral cape]

because nobody sees the indicator anymore

because it was a bogus trust indicator

[edgy ermine]

what's an EV certificate

[viral cape]

like twitter verification nowadays

[elder token]

it lazy

[void ivy]

because yes the shared certs and the letsencrypt ones arent EV certs, they're just DV

[viral cape]

shove your verified name on a TLS certificate

[edgy ermine]

is it the ones that make your website url turn green

[void ivy]

yeah used to

it would show the organisation name as well

[edgy ermine]

yea

[viral cape]

then browsers decided this is arbitrary and bombed it I think

[void ivy]

yeah

[edgy ermine]

huh

[void ivy]

everyone agreed that it's basically useless lol

[edgy ermine]

i just realized apple.com no longer turns green

i always thought it did

lmfao

[drowsy cypress]

Hauk tua

[elder token]

random

[edgy ermine]

wtf is hauk tua i keep hearing about it

[elder token]

its uh

[robust relic]

brain rot

[drowsy cypress]

It’s a thing some girl said on TikTok

[elder token]

yes

[edgy ermine]

oh

[sturdy folio]

came from a tiktok during pride month that right wing idiots boosted to shit because apparently "it is disrupting pride month" when no one cared

[drowsy cypress]

On one of those TikTok interviews the question was like “what do you do to make a guy happy” or something like that

[robust relic]

"has https? has valid certif? surely this site must be secure, let's show a this app is secured icon"
THANK YOU CHROME for removing this

[sturdy folio]

does one of you know how to redirect ALL traffic from one domain to another using cloudflare

i do not have a vps available for this

[robust relic]

use dns?

[viral cape]

no, thats a change made 4 years later

[elder token]

dns or rules or smthing

force cloudflare to listen lol

[edgy ermine]

i got scammed when i was like 6-7 years old because i thought the padlock meant a website was safe

[robust relic]

hence why it's gone

[sturdy folio]

"use dns" okay dns has about 20 different rules and a billion ways to configure what am i supposed to do

[void ivy]

create a redirect rule in the firewall

configure it as you want

then set up a dummy dns record that proxies

[void ivy]

on top of that ssl is basically mandatory now

[viral cape]

https://blog.chromium.org/2023/05/an-update-on-lock-icon.html

[edgy ermine]

wtf is secure about a chrome page

[void ivy]

theres no point showing a lock icon if everyone has it

it should instead show a warning if it isnt

[void ivy]

it means its local

[viral cape]

its local

[sturdy folio]

well i set up the redirect rule, its just kinda not triggering
what would the dummy dns record look like?

[robust relic]

what does chrome do nowadays

[viral cape]

yes this is what happens now

[void ivy]

show a big scary not secure with a crossed out lock

[robust relic]

based chrome

[void ivy]

one sec

[edgy ermine]

ig

[sturdy folio]

if they dont include that boomers and gen a will look at the site and the electromagnetic radiation will be so strong it will burn out their brain and explode their insides

[edgy ermine]

how much do they pay

[sturdy folio]

yea

why not

[drowsy cypress]

How much would I get paid if I’m the janitor?

[jolly temple]

theyre all traffic from a skid behaviour ew

[drowsy cypress]

I’m sorry to hear that Kevin

[sturdy folio]

looked it up, using 192.0.2.1 now! thanks!

works

https://vencord.pet

[void ivy]

ah yeah thats the one lol

[viral cape]

nop

[edgy ermine]

at cloudflare? ask them

[void ivy]

i was trying to find my config

but then i realised

oh wait

my config is special

lol

[drowsy cypress]

“Dear cloudflare,

How much do I get to clean shit?

Sincerely,
Fortnitelover437”

[sturdy folio]

im the cia

[viral cape]

Ethical reasons

[sturdy folio]

in the future i will silently change the redirect to an identical site but change the download button to install betterdiscord...

[robust relic]

cloudflare my beloved

i wish there was a way to remove the x.pages.dev subdomain for workers

[sturdy folio]

dont expose us 😨

[edgy ermine]

koi fish

want a .kitties.cat subdomain

send subdomain name and dns records for me to set

[sturdy folio]

cant you just redirect to it 😨

[viral cape]

no i'm not

[edgy ermine]

async await

a sink
a weight

[robust relic]

with window.location.href probably

[void ivy]

if you asked me a year or two ago yeah

[robust relic]

but i dont want to implement that

[void ivy]

i only wouldnt now because i enjoy gamedev way more than general software dev

i still do general software dev but its not nearly as fun for me

and i do things that provide the most fun

[robust relic]

yk what's fun?

cats

https://tenor.com/view/kittens-meow-kitty-adorable-cute-gif-15622537

[sturdy folio]

wait no you can quite literally already just do that

[edgy ermine]

does cloudflare actually use lava lamps

[void ivy]

yes

[edgy ermine]

or is it just for fun

[void ivy]

its not a joke

they use a video feed of the lava lamps as a true RNG source

[edgy ermine]

i feel like adding lava lamps as a source for entropy won't make a difference

lmao

[void ivy]

they have one in london and california iirc sanfran

[robust relic]

iirc this doesn't remove the pages.dev domain (?)

[light cedar]

tiktok brainrot

[void ivy]

its not just the lava lamps though

[sturdy folio]

here:
https://worker.surgedevs.com/

[void ivy]

employees walk by them as well

and insects