#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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hi
It doesn't even work anymore
why
Guess
:3
it didnt feel like it

Why is slowmode still on?
horrors have not ceased
Children still here
COCA-COLA ESPUMANTE 🔥
.ocrtr
Small portable nuke
pb.ocrtr
watermelon
ap6y3r
i heard someone got banned from one of those sushi conveyor belt restaurants for putting their phone there and recording everyone
Where is that lmaoo
ntts supprt threads
skull
bomb
time flies
meow
Holy shit it did it correctly
One message removed from a suspended account.
vns
how do i sell time
@paper gate
No fucking way that's real
it is sadly
Oh hell nah
sob
talking about getting the donator badge
😭 😭 😭
What
LOL
unrelated
That makes it more distracting than if it wasn't blurred 
remember when he said "who owns this car i like it im gonna buy it yeah miss your kids too im buying them too'
The fuck does "cardable" mean?
wawawa cry about it
what is card
what does that even mean
Like paper but harder
fraud
idk probably scamming
lmfao
women……
faking cards
So true kevin actually
Same. Kids went to a certain island afterwards
check the identity card of (someone), in particular as evidence of legal drinking age.
I see
WAS THAT NOT FAKE
Assummed somethhing like that
Sad
(legally
Unless your name is Jeffrey
somone with quote plugin
MARVIN 😨
i need you
What
thanks
bore
I got there first hah
You're strange.
:(
How so
Because you're a cat at a computer
I do wonder if the qoute addon would work with media files
FreeQuotesNoVirus.exe

Do not the Marvin
anyone please can help me, i have a parcher.js error
Meanie head
when i execute discord with vencord source
(Auto-response invoked by @winter girder)
Im practicing latex but I picked like the easiest problems ever so now I just feel like Im back in elementary school
just winning constantly
Fuckint loser
blorp zee bloop garp barp 
@open pasture hiii
what even is the brain rot role
No image perms
L
hallo
my day is treating me bad
It is 3.24am and Im writing math
elon still waiting for teaching me the classname that was their breaking changes sounds better for gaming
that's what makes charlie the best ong
kevin
Roblox is a platform fueled by child labor
meow
is dpreviews also getting hammered
HORROR
thanks ntts
Not as much as Vencord probably but yeah usually too
just had to ban a nazi
ntts summoning 1000 unnamed children to wreak havoc:
ntts is my IDOL i love ntts i want to be a SKID i love when ntts kisses me everytime he ends i video LOVELVOEVLEOVVLVEO
clickbait content
ntts the guy is fine
you clearly watch it
Don't think he's 34
um why did i mute me?
He's in his 20s I'm pretty sure
oh boyyy...
because you were being stupid
bro that’s rude
wahh wahh
ban?
who was the guy that berated aetherix in powercord
gime embed perms
I know, you are in off topic now, support is not the priority
yea in a couple of weeks you’ll see him get exposed by kris lol
????????
He did a sponsorship early in his channel history where he was reviewing a product IRL but he had a mask on
And he looked like 26 or something
shiggy blast this user
?
No Text To Speech (born: 2001
wdym? hes not doing it for free, its making money
2001 gang
2003
You're mom
post-1920 gang
google search 
I was born in 1945
this is only the beginning
ig Im weird too then for being on discord
bro was born when ww2 ended, he missed everything
I don't like NTTS's videos, he as a person is fine tho
five thirty gosh darn it
fuck
tf happen
if you have a good gig its fair enough
context lmao
it works for himn
Wouldnt mind being weird for 500k a year
heya, was just curious about your opinion if thats okay to explain (:
i do in fact hate zionists
this you or ntts?
what is a zionist
guis
you're missing context
(He doesnt swear and cencors pretty heavily so its prob on the higher end of that
guys should I learn js
I fucking wish that was me
yes
marvin
🔥 cooking
agreed. I dont hate jews Im just... in the middle if thats understandable, I dont hate anyone.. (:
@keen junco
he asked me in support and i told him to move the discussion to here
Go away
that youtube money is crazy
jewish people are fine
Marvin :3
kids are such a huge audience on youtube
zionism is not Judaism
Noo
what
huh
no hate 
thats not miso beef 
tf are you on about
is that mr breast
im not trying to change anyone's mind
miso beef is mr. beast if he was a flavorful food dish
shut it, new member
theres no zionists in chat whose mind i could even change
WOAH MR BREAST
NurMarvin
are you banning / punishing them?
did you slur
it depends
if they are harmless?
if they like actively support the genocide then yeah ill ban
understandable...
Do they filter custom plugins? The word
hot take: anybody complicit in genocide is not a harmless person
but if they are just someone thats unaware ill just talk with them
I will filter you
supporting genocide is bad
marvin should be mod
LOL
Only the hottest of political takes on the vencord off topic chat
news are boring
I'm already getting too much brainrot
guh
Yeah only the stock market is in free fall, nothing interesting
I support the genocide of zoot
I have a question and this is not because of the NTTS video but just so I don’t get in trouble if I ask questions related to like finding custom plugins will I get muted in support channel?
i blocked out anything about ukraine/russia and israel/palestine from my feed, etc. because realistically, I can't do anything about it, so why get worked up about it
you wont get muted you just wont get any help
I know there’s a channel but I’m talking about like more private ones
Im a spanish non-god-believing jewish (cant control it..) so I wondered.. but Im harmless
Oh ok thanks
you should probably care about other people
Im against people dying in both sides
chicken wings
my mental health is fucked enough on its own to be worrying about a war i cant do anything for
oh yeah i dont mind talking about it now and then
sometimes i just feel like a drop in the ocean and that nothing i could do would matter so like
Caring about everything happening everywhere at all times is the burden of the information age
what is the ocean but millions of drops
i suppose
the ocean is thirsty
The ocean is a drop
same
even a little bit can help
There are bad sheep in every group of people. Any race, sexual orientation, trans, cis etc. Can't blame the entire group of people for the mistakes of a few of the people who happen to be part of that group
ill consider it when im not in debt /srs
I’m going to boycott the human race
i dont think i use anything from israel that comes to mind immediately
You're literally a slime
the bds list is whats recommended
Exactly, I’m going to boycott the human race
although a few places have community boycotts, like McDonald's
join me if u want https://www.roblox.com/games/5989357653/hangout#!/about or dont, idc
shut up
I can literally kill you for like 2 gold coins and a few experience points
one bad apple doesn't spoil the bunch but leave it alone and the rot will spread
INSIGNIFICANT FUCK
SCRAP
And I can kill the human race for -5 xp and 1 gold coin

Yop
BATTLE OVER
Koishu wins!
EXP Gained: -5 (LV 2 -> 1)
HP 4 -> 2
DEF 8 -> 4
ATK 2 -> 1
AGL 1 -> 0
LCK 0 -> -1
...?
Deserved
See, even kevin is scared
ah, the Colt M1911A1
big fan
Why did you send an ikea barcode here
the what
Clearly thats an ikea barcode and not the name of a gun
Barcode on top right
You're a barcode

what is discord official barcode
None
now they will sell betterdiscord users
meow
that is knurling
look in vencord
1911
okay
Actually you can buy nitro cards I think
M1911A1
scary
scarier
@rare trout
sca
it's there to improve grip and make cocking the gun easier
HAHAHAH
@cursive hornet is trying to tell me that it is in fact fun to touch a camera flash capacitor
Stop making fun of the Lord or else
im gonna play ultrakill again
Wing finally uses his powers
sounds like ass
don't search from:wi.ng#0000 jesus
Nop I uninstalled it for you
Won’t do anything if it’s not high enough voltage :3
im gonna ultrakill you
This is comic
nuh uh
mf says this every time but still compiles with no issues

Damn I should've listened
@wet python you should play ultrakill
Earlier for a split second I considered switching to ZIG for compile time code execution
its good jesus game, can confirm
bible told me to kiss jesus on the lips
bibble
you kill the bad satanic woke gay agenda supporters and promote christ
its 800v
Leviticus 21:16-21
Oh you should do it then, one hand for each lead
(BEFORE SOME TWITTER ADDICT CANCELS ME I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS)
oh i did by accident
the only time chatgpt is ever useful
now my hands and chest feel funny
Did your heart stop?
no,
Do you smell toast?
Damn
yw bestie
@somber leaf is this you when non arch user
we should uninstall windows from every vencord user and install linux on top of it
You know I had to many plans to program today but all I did was write a parser for y4m
THIS IS COMIC TOO
WSV
I’m not on arch rn. Yes I have a heart attack when my pc turns on

Hai cta
merch store
premium honda acord
Just stop using discord :3
so true
this seems really unhinged
anytime :3 but no matter
is like telling a genshin player to stop playing
Speaking from experience aren’t you
stopped playing
get on like once a week or so
@mossy egret found you a new friend
destroy krystal
i love these interactions
hey it may seem like im a stupid idiot trying to get free robux but do anyone of yall know how to execute a java script (that i made)
guhhhh i need 140 dollars
so true
use node
is that a virus
yes
That's happened to me twice. So it gives a burning sting, and melts little craters into my hand/finger in perfect molded shape of the leads/solder beads.
oh ok
oh wait someone already said that
It’s called relapse and is apart of addiction
relapse
WHAT FLASH CAPACITOR ARE U USING
tf is relapse
thank you 🙂
finnaly some fellow mars alians
last i checked thats not a 3rd party retailer
how are yall
Oh god how do you not know what relapse is. Are none of your family members addicts?
I think it's a 100µF 300 volt if I remember correctly.
Understanding the occurrence of relapse, identifying its triggers, and exploring long-term management strategies in alcohol or drug recovery.
nope
you dont gotta be an addict to relapse
where do i install vencord
vns
i think here it says DOTEXE is their retailer
https://discordmerch.com/pages/faq
nyaaaaa
❤️
hai
ok im back how do i execute it on discord..
OMG IS A WILD LEAH
what exactly are you executing
if you mean vencord, hop on support
a simple code i wrote
send it here
they're just a manufacturer/distributor
um.... actually im domesticated.......
button
what
not a retailer like Walmart or Target
mines 80uF 800v
im not sure what the difference is
vekstop
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Dynamic Button with JavaScript</title>
<style>
/* Basic CSS to style the button /
.dynamic-button {
background-color: #4CAF50; / Green background /
color: white; / White text /
padding: 15px 32px; / Padding /
text-align: center; / Center the text /
text-decoration: none; / Remove underline /
display: inline-block; / Inline block /
font-size: 16px; / Font size /
margin: 4px 2px; / Margins /
border-radius: 4px; / Rounded corners /
border: none; / No border /
cursor: pointer; / Pointer cursor */
}
.dynamic-button:hover {
background-color: white; /* Background color on hover */
color: black; /* Text color on hover */
border: 2px solid #4CAF50; /* Border color on hover */
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<script>
// JavaScript code to create and add a button
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
// Create a new button element
var button = document.createElement('button');
button.textContent = 'Click Me'; // Set the text of the button
button.className = 'dynamic-button'; // Apply the CSS class
// Append the button to the body
document.body.appendChild(button);
});
</script>
</body>
</html>
a retailer is a 3rd party that acts as a middleman between a manufacturer and a customer
330v*
(used chatgpt)
ok, first dont
and second this is HTML, not JS
no backticks? 
they don't produce the product, they just put it in front of people
ok
the faq does say it acts like a middleman, fulfilling orders and return requests
first improvement: hop off single quotes, be a chad and use double quotes
second: put effort into learning html and js. ai won’t do shit beyond very basic stuff
ok
barcodes are designed to be standardized between different physical retailers so that manufacturers don't have to print different codes for different stores
lol mb
I only use single quotes when my shift key breaks
hobbylobby:

@crude fern pro tip. You can cook a hotdog by putting wires in a socket and sticking it in each end of the hotdog
I just realized, if Discord starts banning people just for using Vencord, there's about 20,000 active users who will definitely freak out about it.
discord does not sell through various different retailers so they don't benefit from the barcode standard
theres probably barcodes on the merchs
they could use some internal system
That makes me feel a lot safer.
but not the official barcode database
mmmm
You can stick a LED in the hotdog to know when it’s cooked
lol
(5*
hi kevin
Lightning an LED a hotdog #science #glizzy
Today is the day I break free from Pokemon Stadium.
Thanks to the members of the Safety Third discord for providing feedback and suggestions!
Safety Third: https://www.youtube.com/@safetythird
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chromalock/
=== CHAPTERS ===
00:00 intro
00:36 tuner? i barely know her!
01:41 no music theory
01:57 gettin fleshy...
Someone just called me and passed out right after
Howdy folks
did ntts send you
if you are looking for support #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
Already read that, ty tho
???
most people don't so you are already miles ahead
zzz
#1 reader, gods chosen
It feels so weird to turn on cozy mode after a long time on compact mode
God's strongest reader vs long ass terms of service
the youtuber
you joined at a weird time
lots of people joining now because of ntts
discord wanna be apple so hard... @fallow pawn
welcome 
What does the shoe reaction even mean
we got a big influx of people trying to do some trick that ntts showed off
super secret
I MUST read all tos and then decline them!!!
apple created gay people...
gapple
Sounds like an irresponsible move on his part ngl
Steve Jobs is the ceo of gays
uh huh
Steve Jobs, leader of the WOKE mob!!!
current apple ceo is literally gay
Using discord is pretty irresponsible but we use it so
What
fml tried to say "thanks" and ended up sending "thanos"
I know. He’s my lover boy
How so
hes married tho
Tim cooke
tim cooke gay
IRC and literally any other chat platform exists yet we use discord.
tim cooke gay
Tim cooked
my nerdass friends are here not on irc
god i wish i could leak modmail
although i could probably make friends on irc. doesn't sound too bad
just had the funniest interaction
Do it. Lewi has iirc
You should do it anyway
do it,,,
whos gonna punish you, the mods?
So true
this reminds me of the icons github has more than anything else tbh
github has alternative icons?????
never mind, we dont know if tim cook is married
on ios
oh
not android :(
i misread that and for a sec thought there was a fortune 500 chief executive named after either a chicken or the male reproductive organ
i forgot GitHub has a mobile app
implement it on Gloom
planned
This guy has to be a troll right
i love making alternate app icons
no hes serious
LOOOOLLLLL 😭
I refuse to believe that
ohhhh
Ultimate LARP username
Voltage doubler rectifier packs a punch too
defendchrist
i wish a rando would suddenly start yelling at me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
not quite what i meant but thanks
fuck you
you are not a rando
well that was makes sense
@crude fern did you buy vennie merch or get it with your plush?

My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for
X Æ A-Xii
I just wonder what Ganons up to!
The worst electrical shock pain I have ever felt is probably that of a ringing telephone line. It's either that or getting a hot shock from the anode of a CRT, kinda tied on those two
what a musky name
isnt it 48V
no sadly....
i tried to open a mod mail but the channel it links to doesn't give me access to join 
48vDC shouldn't do much iirc
When idle, but goes well over 100, 150+ at 20Hz AC when ringing
Numbers = nerds
Oh I was gonna threaten to not send it to you but now I’m kinda sad
i wanted to but i put my money into getting a second plush for @light cedar
horror
i missed the window
eh its fine
nvm


Mine usually sits at 24 or 48 depending on setting, goes as low as 10, but when ringing it was around 150 to 170
@floral oasis korbo loves you 💖

Chat imma get hit by a hurricane in a few days and it’s gonna be sick as FUCK
i really wanted the vennie plush and @light cedar really wanted
nuh shes broke
@silk herald is this your birth and death date
exactly
i wish i could buy it but i dropped 100$ on vennie
@paper gate hope you're okay
interesting
i can see the storms hitting you
?remind 8 months rip @silk herald
Alright @solemn plank, in 8 months: rip @👾 Hectorsito 🌌
it'll probably hit me too soon
which means i kinda didnt have much left over
Vennies price dropped later and part of it was you could get two or vennie merch iirc. Ask sho
just add "born" in front of the phrase and then it makes sense
i got two vennies
Oh
born in 8 months ❤️
one for me, one for my gf
hahaha I mean, in 8 mothns I will have been born 18 years ago
we should make phones ring at 15,000VAC
Sho still hasn’t doxxed told me who to send what stuff where yet
ooh
i talked with sho, ashley should be on list w/adress
nyaaa
so when she sends you there should be 1 for me and 1 for her
I’m not shipping the plushies only the vennie stickers and stuff
in spanish makes more sense because "x years ago" and "turns x years" are the same exact phrases
ah
then uh
ok how come leah gets the bot seperator role but i cant get the unsorted seperator role
bwa
Well that’s unfortunate
cause im silly :3
You’re gonna die on your birth month
i am too
also i didnt ask for it, it was just given to me..
DW I’ll still ask sho to dox you again even tho I have your addy already and social security number
wtf...
i didnt even know this role existed :3

its a seperator role for the role view in the server settings lol
fuck it heres my e-amusement card
miau
miau
ur a bot now wow
I do eepy things
can i have a seperator role pretty please
reall
gn venniecord stay cute
ninii
role begging huh
...ugly please?
guh
okay rude
😱 😱 😱
hit send early
Thank you Kevin
v+ restrictions @solemn plank
ntts invasion


viggle?? 
stay away...
is there no more custom plugins?
(Auto-response invoked by @rare trout)

bruh
ok @1268582629641425020
korbo loves you
vban @elfin jacinth scammer
Done! 
Banned xetorsal (@elfin jacinth)
so true
1
REAL
so true
It Will Be 2 soon.
so untrue
we've probably banned that many people today alone

how many bans does vencord have
idk
cant you check?
does ur account have an override for no embeds on this channel, cuz <@&1042507929485586532> should be able to embed
can't check
I love the servers that waste channel space on a member counter when discord has a built in one.
for only 2.99 or 1 month od nitro basic you can send me any image in dms and ill repost it here /j
lol
you can ban users, right?
the user has brain rot
brain rot is higher so it disables regardless iirc
oh
where
oh
it should just be on the server info tab
discord only has that on mobile
wtf
not on desktop
you mean this plugin?
no
turns out it’s just a mobile thing because disxord doesn’t believe in equality.
rjj blocked
who is rjj
Mmmmmmm
good ge...
list every ingredient.
How many total messages has Kevin sent
potatoes, beef, corn, franks red hot
Damn
ngl these messages just look like your average vencord user
surprisingly good for a markov chain
!!!
On fucking GOD bro.
@open pasture
Britain haters haven't tried a greggs sausage roll
i click onto chat
n i see you 😭
women........
wow, im active in a server
you’re never gonna guess why.

please take a look at the message i sent that is below the message you replied to
v+ 597158211459612675
fuxkd
im getting dumber by the day
v+ jannie 597158211459612675
im also super fucking tired
I didn’t notice it mb, white names blend into the chat.
😭 itz ok
i have accepted my fate
Coming from a white name is wild
Friendly fire 😔
Super mario
Super Mario
what
are you doing the next eating random shit episode
i am being limited
i should do that again
powder
I speak the truth.
cant you just verify it?
did you use a really sketchy email
usually they’ll kill you if it’s like a temp email.
I have spawned.
just use the myEmail+discordalt@gmail.com
your display name sucks
just mixed a bunch of unlabeled powders in the pantry togeyher
:(
your life is about to suck
do you think carti uses enmity?
they're 14, give them some slack
You just made heroin
:D
hmph.
@jovial skiff you fw my nickname
Yes.
thanks
xX_SEBASTIAN_Xx
axded flour
average vencord skid
bro stop
I wouldn't go that low bruh.
Real (Sprinkle it in one of your friends food)
i think its all ediblw
this new display name changes nothing
Wdym. What you have is lower 😭
my bad im just hating
just because it is doesn't mean you should
I never told you not to have it though
I'm just hating on it because I'm allowed to 
the average regular (I did the same thing.)
im just in a confrontational mood
baking soda 😋
I'm not like the other regulars
We should fight
truest thing I’ve ever heard
fuck you
i renamed you locally so i dont have to see it
im gonna destroy you

venison
thank you for sharing this awesome information
No fuck YOU
Fine I'll go with my old one
readable
YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK
Taking away their right of self representation :(. Do called tolerant left
corn starch
:(
except for the space between the _ and the L that is very angering
That's mean
No one is insignificant
Big ass shoe
@paper gate is your house gone
miau
@cosmic otter yes
miau
Pet it for me too
the storm got you

There
FUCK
amazing fix as it did nothing
Hold on

:():

yes

<=>

it's raining still
it didn't work
:)(:
what’re y’all’s favorite cosmetic vencord plugins
ok the powder consists of
- 14 unlabeled powders in the kitchen cabinets (presumably edible)
- corn starch
- garlic powder
- baking soda
zeet is dead
@cosmic otter @cosmic otter https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-happy-sunset-gif-15687953810101576364
it is beigeisg
Why did i think this was a trailer for a vencord fork
okay now pour water onto it and see if anything explodes
Do not taste it
yes
You will die of diarrhea
Did it work now
@open pasture hiii
I'm going to die
no.
@paper gate hiiii
it looks like sand lmao
decor is my favorite because it makes my profile picture awesome
i was wrong about it not hitting you but not wrong about it not hitting me
Please tell me it worked now 😭
only one i can think of is the replytimestamp one
did you by chance have a box of sand
please taste it we must know
none of these ingredients alone looked like sand
maybe the garlic powder
and then use a made up word to explain the taste
oh
thats a very deep directory lol
I have returned
wait
im adding this box of splenda i found
backslashes in linux
\n is newline
@solemn plank 10/10 profile picture
oh i didnt see they were all \n lol
slowmode?
yeah it recentrly got added
this server isn’t that hectic
theyre called server 0os
made it myself
adding this box of splebda to it
no idea how old it is
tje chat can be pretty fast depending on the time but i dont think it was really necessary
dude you are going to taste the universe.
dont even know if splenda expires
actually no become evil, add milk to it and drink it like a smoothie.
I love it lmao
ginger
chat do you think its worth stumbling through typescript and vencord docs to make a custom timestamp plugin
add honey
fjonker why is your name fjonker
why do you like pickles.
they are good
stop it.
@cosmic otter why was minky waiting for me in my room
ok
viernamese chips pickle taste
intervention
homemade
how did he know I was coming home
i thought of the name "jonk" once before sleeping but of course that was taken so i just kinda added stuff to it until it was avaliable on roblox
Free him
jonk
your username rolls off the tongue and this makes me happy.
jonk roblox... john roblox...
vinegar
is toue name fijonky or fyonky because j=y tradition
I enjoy fun to say usernames
i didnt think that it wouldnt make sense with english phonetics
wait no
fyonky!
i pit baking soda in i cant do that
i love you then
oh it doesn’t I’m pronouncing it f jonk e.
pronounciation guide is avaliable on my pronous.page
i will instead use soy sauce
omg i love you too!
meowwww
bunch of people joined because of a video about plugins.
are we sure this is going to be edible by the end
im done being imaninja14 time to kill the meme and go to pwnky again
Look at that, slow mode
Correct!
FUN CARTI FACTS!!!!
There is only ONE! (1) Opium member who isn't a woman beater/pedophile!
why .wav instead of like .flac or something
again?
stop doing terrible things.
because i export my music in .wav
how big is your drive gee
stop connecting to terrible vpns.
i love brick + mortar
stop connecting to vpns.
no idea but as long as it fits then it fits
sorry i did that
minor mistake
haha fuxk you im in france rn
oop now im afghanistan
nos im back in brazil
stop connecting to vpn.
tonight we steel ze moon
elon musk mars vpn
por que
inbox by gmail vpn server
:(
am i allowed to talk
nem eu sei pais horrivel do kct CONCERTA AS PORRA DA ESTRADA LULA!!!
sad
oh awesome thank you!
pátria intankável bostil
nyaa
it was funny 
bro what shit are you on 😭
fez o L tomou no cu reallll
google one vpn just looks like a bad version of icloud’s private relay
thats the same compiler
linux
ah yes
:3
@paper gate libgwagwa.so.1
vr 👎 (mainly bc you tell him tho
that pfp activates my brain and remiinded me of bedrock weird cyan and yellow nether spawner block thing
Kevin is VR hater
@noble quest
vr is fun though...
the nether reactor thingit?
i rhink
but your pfp is from applied energistics, right?
My introvert ass has dozens of friends irl
of some storage mod
i love being a loser!!
yes
@paper gate
my introvert ass has 3 inrrovert ass friends
and one of them is god forbid british
i could if i really wanted to but everyone ive talked to irl was boring as hell

