🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[junior ridge]

or is this a vps

[noble quest]

vps prob

[jolly temple]

names being gay aren't the rise of it crashes java

[junior ridge]

i hope so having 8gbps on a home server is crazy

[winter girder]

Bro fucking digitalocean costs like $12 for a 2gb ram droplet

It's insane

[sleek stirrup]

Pause.

[digital kettle]

oh it is vps

[junior ridge]

oh lmao

[digital kettle]

my home internet is sadly 2gbit

[junior ridge]

i wish i could get anything above 1 gig

i could get more IPs but i cant get 2.5gig

and that alone would cost $250 a month

[digital kettle]

oh i bought it because it was literally free for 1 year

[edgy ermine]

meowers

[junior ridge]

i live in the middle of nowhere kinda so good isps dont really exist here

im lucky that someone came in with fiber

[digital kettle]

we are customers to the same isp since 1991 so they just gave us 2gbit for free

[noble quest]

24/6mo with 2gb ram, 25gb nvme, 10gbit speeds, 2 cores

[winter girder]

Let me guess, you have a mcdonalds near you

[winter girder]

lc.g 24 / 6

[night blaze]

24 / 6

4

Paris Games Artistic Swimming • Google Search • Page 1/21

[wanton rain]

What

[sleek stirrup]

Damn that's math

[junior ridge]

my isp is good tho, they know i homelab and they actively support it and actually helped me set up some stuff when they set my stuff up

[winter girder]

Chat I'm sick leave me alone 😭

[digital kettle]

quick maths

[stray siren]

Why hello there (old pic I took before)

[sleek stirrup]

Got 21 pages worth of math for fucking 24/6

[winter girder]

I can't brain rn, my head hurts and I have a sore throat 🤑🤑😓

[junior ridge]

damn my isp literally founded like 3 years ago i think lmao

[jaunty stag]

hop on windows 10

[junior ridge]

maybe 4-5

[stray siren]

Probably can, Core2 Duo is 10 capable

[sleek stirrup]

Holy shit windows vista

[jaunty stag]

please do

[stray siren]

4Gb Ram, less than optimal, but doable

[sleek stirrup]

4GB is a lot compared to 2GB

[junior ridge]

also no, closest one is like 20 mins away

💔

[wanton rain]

I want a classic Windows 7 aero theme for my computer

[digital kettle]

4

[junior ridge]

4

[winter girder]

Actual loser

[wanton rain]

Holy shit it's 4

[junior ridge]

actually i wonder how fast my VPS's connection is

i never checked

[sleek stirrup]

Video

[winter girder]

Make it say 5

[digital kettle]

the closest one is 2mins away here

[edgy ermine]

nice

[digital kettle]

poke can do math :3

[junior ridge]

oh its gigabit

[digital kettle]

she smart

[jaunty stag]

poketube turning into google slowly

[wanton rain]

Make it do π√-1

[sleek stirrup]

Give link to website

[winter girder]

She can't do x + 5 = 10 - 9 can she

[sleek stirrup]

Gonna get poke to do my Homework

[junior ridge]

nvm one is 2.5 gig the other is gigabit

[covert inlet]

meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[junior ridge]

meow

[stray siren]

I really wanted XP, but XP mods and seemingly any version of Discord is super unstable, Vista modded on the other hand is extremely stable on a specific old version of Discord.

[winter girder]

Meow

Make this suffering end

[cosmic otter]

i can get 100gb ssd, 4gb ram server for 5.20 a month

chat, do i cop

[covert inlet]

extending it

[junior ridge]

thats not that bad

[sleek stirrup]

I see

[junior ridge]

hang on lemme see what mine is

[winter girder]

I can get a 12gb server ram for 10 bucks

[cosmic otter]

i don't need that much

not distributing files

[edgy ermine]

ew 100gb why not 128 gb

100 gb feels wrong idk why

[cosmic otter]

thats not what they offer

they offer 50 and 100

both are free

[edgy ermine]

oh

[jolly temple]

that

[junior ridge]

i got a 3c 4gb ram with 80gb ssd and 2.5 gig network for $7 a month

[sleek stirrup]

Yes kevin

[winter girder]

You got scammed

[junior ridge]

meh

it also has backups included

[winter girder]

Lmg, 1

[junior ridge]

huh

[winter girder]

Lmg = let me guess

[sturdy folio]

scammed 😭

[edgy ermine]

ripped off

smh

[winter girder]

LMAO

[junior ridge]

no, infinite

[sturdy folio]

do they overwrite

[edgy ermine]

lies

no way you're getting infinite backups

[winter girder]

@digital kettle can poke snort some lines

[cosmic otter]

whar

[junior ridge]

i mean im sure theres some limit but i dont think im going to make 10,000 backups

[junior ridge]

no

[sturdy folio]

LMAO

no you dont have infinite backups

[winter girder]

7 dollar setup fee..

[cosmic otter]

honestly its probably the best deal im gonna get

[digital kettle]

oh yeah poke also has ads now

[sleek stirrup]

Mf?

[winter girder]

Die.

Jk

Don't

[digital kettle]

by ads i mean

[cosmic otter]

developers should not be allowed to make money

[digital kettle]

it just tells the feature is new

[sleek stirrup]

It better be shiggy

[digital kettle]

its not money

lmao

[sleek stirrup]

Oh.

[digital kettle]

its just

saying hey try this feature

[winter girder]

I'm screenshotting this out of context

[digital kettle]

not a ad

[cosmic otter]

thats just called an upsell

[verbal ledge]

became the very thing you swore to destroy

[digital kettle]

ye it is a upsell

[verbal ledge]

/j

[sleek stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1015060231060983891/1269904867409788958/quote.png

[junior ridge]

meow

[cosmic otter]

i spend more than this on dr pepper every week

[digital kettle]

https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/src/branch/main/html/search.ejs#L662

[jolly nexus]

search.ejs: Line 662

<a href="/search?query=<%= encodeURIComponent(extractQueryFromUpsellMessage(randomUpsellMessage)) %>" class="advertisements-upsell-instant-awnsers">

[digital kettle]

its just

this

[jaunty stag]

ejs

[winter girder]

Good Dr. Pepper lover 👅👅😈

[digital kettle]

no idea why i made the classname that

[cosmic otter]

i should buy that vps

[winter girder]

Please don't name the class this

[digital kettle]

wha do i name it

[winter girder]

Ad Blockers may try to block it from showing

[junior ridge]

🐝

[sleek stirrup]

"shiggy beam"

[noble quest]

i think i will get this one

[verbal ledge]

shiggy

[winter girder]

ICBM missle

[winter girder]

Specs?

[digital kettle]

is poke having upsells bad btw @verbal ledge

[jaunty stag]

nice 40% discount

[verbal ledge]

nah

[cosmic otter]

nop

[winter girder]

😭

[cosmic otter]

you can always add setting to disable

[sturdy folio]

Intercontinental ballistic missile missile

[wanton rain]

[noble quest]

vencord vendor vpscord

[sturdy folio]

TWO gb ram for 24$???

[noble quest]

4/mo

[cosmic otter]

every 6 months

[noble quest]

24/6mo

[jolly temple]

curl get-marvin.sh/install.sh | bash mod-install.sh --path @keen junco can be getting bullied for ios users only out a man. ur mouse is ruotsalainen o ty’s ale pe

[digital kettle]

https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/src/branch/main/html/search.ejs#L662

[jolly nexus]

search.ejs: Line 662

<a href="/search?query=<%= encodeURIComponent(extractQueryFromUpsellMessage(randomUpsellMessage)) %>" class="upsells-2024-aug-instant-awnsers">

[digital kettle]

is this class better

[cosmic otter]

is the typo intentional now

[noble quest]

why do i want bread so badly at 3am

[digital kettle]

ye

as a jokke

joke

[winter girder]

Better

[digital kettle]

lol

[noble quest]

i just want sourdough and butter rn

[digital kettle]

people said it keep it that way

so

[sleek stirrup]

Damn

[winter girder]

👅👅

[digital kettle]

what the fuck

[sleek stirrup]

Sorry

[winter girder]

Naughty boy.. 👅👅

[sleek stirrup]

What

Before you continue

I'm a minor.

[junior ridge]

🌬️

[sleek stirrup]

Now, go on.

[noble quest]

i love when the dashboard just shows my address

[cosmic otter]

i can see through the red

[noble quest]

🔥

[noble quest]

[median owl]

oh no

[digital kettle]

i had a dream where vee just blocked every single english word with automod, and we all had to speak in "nyoom"

[median owl]

they have a discord 😭

[median owl]

nyooom

[noble quest]

they mainly do game hosting

[sleek stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/noko-kanoko-anime-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-gif-13918863298767716207

[winter girder]

Can we make this happen

[digital kettle]

nyoom

[median owl]

I mean one of my vps providers also has a dc server but everyone in there just bullies each other and harasses anyone that doesn't know what they're talking about lol

[junior ridge]

nyoom

[noble quest]

no nixos 😭

[digital kettle]

other

[junior ridge]

self install

[median owl]

you can put custom iso

[noble quest]

i know

i will

[digital kettle]

nyoom

[median owl]

templeos

[junior ridge]

my favorite server os

[digital kettle]

nyoom is happening

[sturdy folio]

they setup a vps inside your home.

[junior ridge]

in-home datacenter

[median owl]

me when getting into server

[winter girder]

The self install button: 👅

[exotic whale]

yes

[junior ridge]

true

[noble quest]

freaky

[digital kettle]

help can someone encarouge me to reboot my laptop so the update installs

[median owl]

they have a fucking discord???

[junior ridge]

i should do the same but

[sturdy folio]

i love installing windows server 2003 on vps

[junior ridge]

lazy

[exotic whale]

no

[sand citrus]

bleh

[junior ridge]

does windows server 2003 have AD

i forgot when AD came out

[digital kettle]

ew why are they calling twitter that

[sturdy folio]

no

(i do not know im just saying shit)

[jolly temple]

zshell?

[median owl]

so true

[junior ridge]

i googled it apparently it came out in 1999

[cosmic otter]

everything has a discord

[junior ridge]

so id assume 2003 has it

[noble quest]

just a few people

[junior ridge]

i should setup a vm with ws2003 and setup AD on it

[cosmic otter]

taco bell has a discord

[median owl]

900 online wtf

14k members

[noble quest]

I GIVE YOU 10$ A MONTH YOU FUCK

[noble quest]

you will turn dms on

[cosmic otter]

husking bc you don't have a baja blast emote

[noble quest]

if only baja blast didnt suck

why are you husking, im right

[cosmic otter]

[cosmic otter]

BEAN BURRITO ARMY ATTACK

[wanton rain]

Can't wait for the increase

[cosmic otter]

i should use bean burrito instead of husk

ok

[wanton rain]

Not like it won't take 20 minutes to upload a GB to Discord

[signal junco]

No Kevin is gonna say this at one point 😭😭😭

[cosmic otter]

good

everyone can bean burrito now

[wanton rain]

God I've always wanted to bean burrito

[cosmic otter]

the missing emote

[junior ridge]

cant believe i have been missing out on this my entire life

[cosmic otter]

when vee wakes up everyone should spam bean burrito at her

[edgy ermine]

wing the frog

[sleek stirrup]

[wanton rain]

The feminine urge to just

[stray siren]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-cat-taco-bell-taco-taco-bell-taco-cat-cat-gif-26181464

[wanton rain]

True I'm small enough to burrito

[jolly temple]

cardboard

[wanton rain]

Wait

[noble quest]

I LOVE TYRING TO USE A CUSTOM ISO

[wanton rain]

Short ≠ small

[junior ridge]

just grab the download url

ez

[wanton rain]

What is this

[winter girder]

VirtFusion dashboard

[junior ridge]

what url are you giving it

[noble quest]

https://channels.nixos.org/nixos-24.05/latest-nixos-minimal-x86_64-linux.iso

[winter girder]

Just use a redirect url finder

[noble quest]

❤️

[digital kettle]

hai did anyhting important happen when am gone

[soft wadi]

i am SO sleepy

[junior ridge]

silly

[soft wadi]

holy crap

[left kraken]

Thanks for the deal amazon!!

[junior ridge]

nuclear explosion

[noble quest]

@soft wadi

[left kraken]

Go eep

[junior ridge]

[noble quest]

[digital kettle]

ah oki nothing important

[sturdy folio]

guys should i watch neon genesis evangelion

[wanton rain]

I'm also verby eep

[junior ridge]

wow old windows installers were so weird

[junior ridge]

its been so long since ive used one

[winter girder]

Black friday ass deal

[noble quest]

BeanBurrito

[wanton rain]

[junior ridge]

[wanton rain]

Blahaj

[junior ridge]

this is me

[wanton rain]

[junior ridge]

also very slow holy fuck

[left kraken]

[wanton rain]

Mrrp

[sturdy folio]

why is there black mold in jkrs house

[wanton rain]

EWW

[cosmic otter]

its just wallpaper

[noble quest]

there is black mold in my bathroom

[junior ridge]

maybe thats why she acts that way

[left kraken]

Shes the black mold

[wanton rain]

I happen to have a phobia of mold and mushrooms and fungi and

[sturdy folio]

it doesnt look like it and if it is thats some shitty taste

also its funnier to believe its black mold

[cosmic otter]

getting wallpaper at all is shitty taste

[drowsy cypress]

My wall paper will be aghoh

[digital kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BRICSinfo/status/1819464460303847711 why do they say this and do absolutly nothing

[drowsy cypress]

Or however you say that splash of “manga” pictures

I’ll get all the hoes with that wall paper

[jolly temple]

vencird keylogger though whats blocked for non-github userplugins despair

[digital kettle]

vencird keylogger though whats blocked for non-github userplugins despair

wha

[drowsy cypress]

Kevin is getting smarter and it’s terrifying

[junior ridge]

vencird keylogger though whats blocked for non-github userplugins despair

[winter needle]

brother there is no way that is wallpaper

[junior ridge]

such a true

[sleek stirrup]

It's okay I have an emp

[dire dawn]

i don't

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750580016953294970/970925441944813588/wultr_whut.gif

[digital kettle]

how are the stock prices

[drowsy cypress]

HORRIBLE

SAVE ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[digital kettle]

wha did u buy

[median owl]

are the stock prices in the room with us right now?

[drowsy cypress]

I put all my stock into board apes

[digital kettle]

anffhdggjhgrejht?

whar

[drowsy cypress]

Literal bored apes

[digital kettle]

lmao?

[drowsy cypress]

The stock goes up and down depending on how bored or excited the apes are

[digital kettle]

are they bored

rn

[paper gate]

@digital kettle you

nini

[drowsy cypress]

The more bored they are the more people get on board of the idea that they’ll stay bored

[sturdy folio]

Not good

[drowsy cypress]

They just killed one of their care takers and are swinging around

[junior ridge]

meow meow

[drowsy cypress]

Don’t invest into bored apes

You know what’s a worse investment?

[noble quest]

guhhh

[digital kettle]

holt shit

[drowsy cypress]

Bored chimps

[digital kettle]

gold casually +0.50

[sturdy folio]

check lockheed martin

[junior ridge]

entertained orangutans

[digital kettle]

is the every us company down

what the fuck

[sturdy folio]

wtf

[digital kettle]

WHAT THE FUCK MY MOM HAS MICROSOFT

[digital kettle]

oh

these are 11:00pm

yesrtarday i mean

[digital kettle]

anyways do we buy

[sturdy folio]

no it already went up smh

[drowsy cypress]

Nah sell

[sturdy folio]

(i have no idea how stocks work)

[digital kettle]

seriously tho

why did it crash

[drowsy cypress]

Buy high and sell low

That’s my motto

[waxen sphinx]

its cuz of nikkei

[digital kettle]

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MSFT/

[waxen sphinx]

https://www.google.com/finance/quote/NI225:INDEXNIKKEI?window=5D

[jolly temple]

of hamas???

[waxen sphinx]

no nikkei of japan

xd

[last breach]

praise bob

NOFUKINGKEVIN

[sturdy folio]

i wonder if it would be a good idea to buy intel stock cuz they HAVE to come out with something soon and stocks will rise

[junior ridge]

apparently windows server 2003 doesnt like to be installed in proxmox..... how sad...

[sturdy folio]

unless they fuck shit up again

[digital kettle]

gm

the stock market crashed

[sturdy folio]

wow nvm i guess

[waxen sphinx]

late stage capitalism

love it

[digital kettle]

as a communist

lol

[junior ridge]

good meowning

[digital kettle]

but i am market socialist so

[waxen sphinx]

if you wanna see the peak of human stupidity read r/wallstreetbets posts

[last breach]

...

[digital kettle]

how are the gas prices

how are the meth prices

[waxen sphinx]

can we get an adjusted sticker for this

[digital kettle]

guys buy vix trust

[waxen sphinx]

adjusted for stock market crash

xd

[digital kettle]

buy vix trust

[waxen sphinx]

buy vencoin

[verbal ledge]

what the fuck

[junior ridge]

gas is cheaper than gas.... wtf......

[vague quail]

lmfao

[junior ridge]

honestly gas isnt that bad here

[digital kettle]

yeah..

[junior ridge]

its like 3.78 a gallon here, and thats for 93

[digital kettle]

the stock prices

got

silly

anyways vix seems ok

tho

[sturdy folio]

okay i may have lost 1€ but my colleague lost 80€

[junior ridge]

sob

[winter needle]

the beginning over another economic depression
who could've seen this coming??? (the yield curve sure did)

[digital kettle]

anyways whos mistake was this

[junior ridge]

my bad....

[digital kettle]

leah...

girl,,,

wha did u do

fejhjfghkrtgugıghrt

got to silly,,,

[junior ridge]

true

[digital kettle]

anyways buy vencoin

[junior ridge]

2008 i thinks

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-loaf-bread-meme-cute-gif-27293667

[digital kettle]

true

@jaunty remnant how are the stock prices in pt

[junior ridge]

ugh windows server 2003 is so mean why wont it install..

[digital kettle]

a

wha did u buy

anyways discord isnt public company

so

are we fine

WAIT HOWS THE COMPANY IM WORKING ON DOING

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[junior ridge]

i buy one stock

single stock

[digital kettle]

are we ok

[edgy ermine]

meowmwoewmowmeomeoewmeow

[edgy ermine]

google???

[digital kettle]

i work at google

...?

[edgy ermine]

oh

[digital kettle]

oh

youtube i mean but

u get it

[edgy ermine]

youtube employee makes privacy respecting youtube frontend

no fair you get insider knowledge

[digital kettle]

yes

i can also leak stuff

(for legal reasons thats a joke)

[junior ridge]

leak how many dislikes the last youtube rewind got

[edgy ermine]

do you have access to youtube.com frontend source code

[uneven meteor]

Is there a image gallery plugin? Or is that not a thing? I can find a github on it but its for betterdiscord (I know its javascript and vencord plugins run off of typescipt so it's not possible to do so unless you convert everything. If I knew typescript I would try but otherwise I've got not a clue)

[digital kettle]

im in backend but i can ask them to give

[edgy ermine]

smh

lmfao

[vague quail]

robinhood suspended 24 hour trades lmfao

[digital kettle]

whats ur yt chnnl id

again

i forgor

wha

[edgy ermine]

wait you can do that?

[digital kettle]

um

[edgy ermine]

you can disable ads?

[digital kettle]

i think

i think ye

[junior ridge]

wtf

[digital kettle]

tho idk if google would be happy

[junior ridge]

can you make youtube think i have premium

[digital kettle]

its for internal use only

i mean

[sturdy folio]

yea

[digital kettle]

my yt premium expires in

[sturdy folio]

by buying it

[jolly temple]

[tw:gore]|| gore||

[digital kettle]

2080

[sturdy folio]

thank you for the trigger warning kevin

[edgy ermine]

LOL

@digital kettle dms

[junior ridge]

you need to buy it again, its gonna expire soon

[digital kettle]

i mean actually it ends in 2400 but it only allows dates up to 2080

oh i dont use google

i dont have a google account

i use duckduckgo

i just work there for money

anyways

um

google stocks are ok..right?

we fine..?)

[sturdy folio]

today -2.4% is not ok

[keen junco]

Meowdy

[left kraken]

Rest in piss google

[robust relic]

my bad, should'nt have sold billions of dollars in shares this morning

[sturdy folio]

are you an ffxiv player

[digital kettle]

i work there...

[sturdy folio]

MORNIN!!!

[digital kettle]

i need mone

[left kraken]

Good morning!!

[left kraken]

Wha

Ur working at yt again??

[digital kettle]

mhm

diff branch

tho

[left kraken]

give

Premium

[digital kettle]

FEDJHTFGJKEFGDMKL

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

is it

[junior ridge]

🐝

[harsh minnow]

where?

[digital kettle]

AAAAAA

trust?

[robust relic]

aapl is already up again

damn

[digital kettle]

wha happend tho still

why did japan fuck everything up

[sturdy folio]

here:
|| goar ||

[robust relic]

they felt like being silly

[harsh minnow]

lumaper :D

[digital kettle]

@harsh minnow

jai

hai

[keen junco]

No

[digital kettle]

haiii :3 haii :3

haii :3 :3c

[robust relic]

hello letter v

[digital kettle]

haii ,,,

haii---

[jolly temple]

https://fxtwitter.com/galagalaxyFGC/status/1816884910956941371

[digital kettle]

kowfujofgfko

[harsh minnow]

i love download sites locking u to snail speed

[digital kettle]

@wanton rain ?

are we barack

[edgy ermine]

a

[digital kettle]

a

[robust relic]

"pls pay $25 to have download speeds that exceed 50kb/s"

[keen junco]

Wonder if you could make it faster with multiple downloads at the same time

[sturdy folio]

like literally every single ffxiv party i join someone goes "meowdy"

[edgy ermine]

that's if the server supports resuming downloads

[digital kettle]

@edgy ermine do u support resuming downloads

[robust relic]

damn im down 7% in my investments...

[edgy ermine]

on what

[digital kettle]

idk

do u

support them

[edgy ermine]

if nginx does then yea

also

[keen junco]

I think that may just be related to who you associate yourself with

[harsh minnow]

[edgy ermine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JitHg_sI4XA
@digital kettle guess how i did this

[digital kettle]

the id?

[harsh minnow]

meowdy @sturdy folio

[edgy ermine]

ya

[digital kettle]

thats the oldets tricks

in the book

[edgy ermine]

oh

[digital kettle]

lmao

you just upload then

[edgy ermine]

because youtube patched the previous method 😡

[digital kettle]

yeah its

really easy

lol

nothing importatn

[dawn iris]

today

[edgy ermine]

youtube LOCKS your video if you upload it via the api

its so stupid

[harsh minnow]

setTimeout faster

[edgy ermine]

😭

[harsh minnow]

Konto hinzufügen

[edgy ermine]

i used it to bypass some shitty website

[digital kettle]

anyways we are making ids 90 chars now because i feel like it

[harsh minnow]

orig = setTimeout
setTimeout = (cb) => orig(cb, 0);

quite shrimple

[junior ridge]

why not 900...

[robust relic]

ca, u make all ids start with "meow:3"

[digital kettle]

8000

9001 char ids..

[edgy ermine]

yea it was something like that

[digital kettle]

oh yeah poke now has a company

its nonprofit

[edgy ermine]

whats a GmbH anyways

i hear it all the time

[digital kettle]

GmbH

Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung, literally 'company with limited liability', is a type of legal entity in German-speaking countries. It is equivalent to a société à responsabilité limitée in the French-speaking part of Switzerland and to a Società a garanzia limitata in the Italian-speaking part. Wikipedia

[edgy ermine]

so, german LLC

[digital kettle]

yup

[edgy ermine]

meow

[digital kettle]

in turkey we have A.Ş

[jolly temple]

dumdum

[edgy ermine]

kofhisho

[digital kettle]

nyo

@jaunty remnant do u know

how to

ride a bike

teach

[junior ridge]

meowcycle

[digital kettle]

how balance

[edgy ermine]

?remind 2hr wake up

[river thunder]

Alright @edgy ermine, in 2 hours: wake up

[digital kettle]

?remind 2hr wake up @jaunty remnant and hug him to death :3

[river thunder]

Alright @digital kettle, in 2 hours: wake up @Kofhisho 🎏 and hug him to death :3

[edgy ermine]

?remind 1hr ネココード

[river thunder]

Alright @edgy ermine, in 1 hour: ネココード

[junior ridge]

?remind 1y

[harsh minnow]

?remind 1s @edgy ermine

[river thunder]

Alright @junior ridge, in 1 year:

Alright @harsh minnow, in 1 second: @Mac OS XV 🌸

@harsh minnow, <t:1722844215:R>: @Mac OS XV 🌸

[edgy ermine]

meow

[digital kettle]

it works since 1980

i think

idk

im not capitalism

im communism

[robust relic]

?remind 60y meow

[river thunder]

Alright @robust relic, in 60 years: meow

[digital kettle]

?remind 60y check if vee still vee

[river thunder]

Alright @digital kettle, in 60 years: check if vee still vee

[edgy ermine]

?remind 1000000000000000000000y are you still alive

[river thunder]

Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

[junior ridge]

?remind 71y be 90 years old

[river thunder]

Alright @junior ridge, in 71 years: be 90 years old

[edgy ermine]

?remind 100y are you still alive

[river thunder]

Alright @edgy ermine, in 100 years: are you still alive

[edgy ermine]

probably not

[robust relic]

discord will most likely shut down before that reminder fires

[edgy ermine]

?remind 1nanosecond meow

[river thunder]

Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

[robust relic]

so who knows

[digital kettle]

?remind 150y is @river thunder still alive

[river thunder]

Alright @digital kettle, in 150 years: is @R. Danny still alive

💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "?timezone set"?

This time is in the past.

[robust relic]

?remind 2μs meow

[river thunder]

Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

[edgy ermine]

?remind 1+1s

[river thunder]

Alright @edgy ermine, in 1 second: 1+

@edgy ermine, <t:1722844357:R>: 1+

[junior ridge]

?remind 1m hi future people :3

[river thunder]

Alright @junior ridge, in 1 minute: hi future people :3

Alright @jaunty remnant, in 1 day: hug hhls and ashley till they die of affixation

[digital kettle]

?remind 200y is poke stilll exist

[river thunder]

Alright @digital kettle, in 200 years: is poke stilll exist

💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "?timezone set"?

[edgy ermine]

@jaunty remnant

[digital kettle]

@jaunty remnant

hug,,

[edgy ermine]

https://internal.hhls.xyz/dashboard

[river thunder]

@junior ridge, <t:1722844389:R>: hi future people :3

[digital kettle]

woah very internal..

[robust relic]

?remind 5y is elon still head of twitter? hope not

[river thunder]

Alright @robust relic, in 5 years: is elon still head of twitter? hope not

[junior ridge]

my safari broke :c

[river thunder]

Alright @tough drift, in 3 days: mollusc eating tournament

[edgy ermine]

WTF how is neko.hhls.xyz live

i thought i shut that shit down

kitties.cat

[jolly temple]

doxxed

[digital kettle]

https://neko.poketube.fun

[toxic python]

?remind 6h This server is still a furry haven

[river thunder]

Alright @toxic python, in 6 hours: This server is still a furry haven

[edgy ermine]

took it down smh

[digital kettle]

:3

can i get u

i mean

[glass shell]

a

[digital kettle]

what

[robust relic]

ashley can u add a picture in picture button in yt kthx

[digital kettle]

LUMAP???

UR HERe??

HAII

[robust relic]

HELO

been here for a solid 15 mins...

[digital kettle]

why is every topgg

person

here

i am still banned lmafo

[rough crater]

whart

[robust relic]

i got unbanned but idc enough anymore

[digital kettle]

a

[robust relic]

because meowmeow :3

[junior ridge]

mrrp

[digital kettle]

mrmrrrmprmpr

@junior ridge ru girls?

[junior ridge]

yaya

[digital kettle]

hai,,

[junior ridge]

hii :3

im doing ur average girl thing

installing windows server 2008 at 3 am

[rough crater]

whats windows server 2008

[junior ridge]

windows server edition but made in 2008

[robust relic]

no windows server 2025...

[edgy ermine]

exactly what it sounds like

[rough crater]

is it a windows server made in 2008

ok

[junior ridge]

i got that too dw :3

[robust relic]

yay :3

[junior ridge]

im only doing 2008 because autism

[robust relic]

which server version is xp again

[sturdy folio]

what

!!

[sturdy folio]

mrrp meow

[rough crater]

my firned made some private vm that hasl ike 4 os's installed at the same time

[junior ridge]

2003

i tried doing that one but it wouldnt boot :c

proxmox is mean

[robust relic]

ty

awh

[junior ridge]

and i use m1 so its hard to use VM on my laptop

[robust relic]

i'll do my best to install it on my m1-

ah

dang it

[digital kettle]

Republicans for harris

[rough crater]

whars harris

[digital kettle]

kamala

[robust relic]

...what the hell is happening

[rough crater]

whats kamala

[junior ridge]

i dont think you can do x86 vms on m1 can you?

maybe you can idk

[jolly temple]

moew

[junior ridge]

moew

ik theres rosetta but idk if vms work thru it

[robust relic]

you can with UTM, but it's emulated so it's slow

[keen junco]

You associate yourself with cats

[junior ridge]

sob

[robust relic]

and even then i doubt it supports anything below 64 bits

[junior ridge]

well x86-64

[digital kettle]

@junior ridge

[junior ridge]

but yea i dont think ws2003 has a x64 version

[junior ridge]

meow :3

[digital kettle]

mrrp

[junior ridge]

miau

[robust relic]

https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/download/details.aspx?id=6905

it does have x64!

[junior ridge]

oh damn

interesting

[rough crater]

ip logger!

[junior ridge]

damn utm is $10 on app store 😭

[robust relic]

my brother in christ internet as a whole is an ip logger

[junior ridge]

oh wait you can download from github

silly

[robust relic]

free on the developer website / github

[rough crater]

ip coordinatorer!

[sturdy folio]

i do

im quite literally a cat girl in game

irl too

[junior ridge]

ya i gots :3

[robust relic]

gg

[junior ridge]

oh wait actually

that just occured to me

maybe thats why it was having issues booting, i had the 32 bit one. idk. maybe its just being a meanie

[robust relic]

https://tryitands.ee

dam

[junior ridge]

damn

utm cant read from my nas

💔

[robust relic]

u can download xp from https://mac.getutm.app/gallery/ lol

[junior ridge]

if i was on my desktop id have like a bunch of different windows isos

but bed comfy

and for some reason rdp is just dead :c

[robust relic]

rip

[glass shell]

half life 3 has genuinely been confirmed to be in development

i am not joking

[junior ridge]

valve knows how to make a third game in a series???

[sturdy folio]

has been for quite a while now iirc?

[glass shell]

not really

[sturdy folio]

semi confirmed

[glass shell]

we had a leak of some tests but they were mostly throwing shit at a wall

[robust relic]

how many years til it's properly announced

[sturdy folio]

whatever we all know they are kinda working on it but not really

[junior ridge]

7

[glass shell]

valve wasn't really working on it

[sturdy folio]

also the cs2 leaks and source2 leaks and whatever

[glass shell]

but since half life alyx came out we found something in the data mines known as hlx

it had xen assets

half life assets

we thought it was gonna be for neon prime

[wraith osprey]

ur huffing major copium

[glass shell]

but neon prime became deadlock

and as we saw deadlock does NOT have any half life elements

and recently

[jolly temple]

that’s not even

[glass shell]

a voice actor straight up fucked up

[wraith osprey]

good job 3 isnt even!!

[junior ridge]

its odd

[glass shell]

and just like

leaked the name "Project Whitesand"

because valve works under project names

that are like entirely random

[sturdy folio]

i just wish this was real honestly https://projectborealis.com/ it looked so promising when it first came out :(

[glass shell]

and it's a HALF LIFE GAME

a NON VR HALF LIFE GAME

being worked on by

THE HALF LIFE ALYX TEAM

[junior ridge]

i still need to finish half life

[glass shell]

that has a main character wearing an HEV suit

[junior ridge]

games older than me and i never beat it

[glass shell]

XEN CREATURES

[wraith osprey]

wheres ur source

[robust relic]

pls play half life on the og xbox

[wraith osprey]

u sound like ur going insane

[robust relic]

such an experience

[junior ridge]

i dont have og xbox 😭

[robust relic]

damn

[frail lichen]

good morning

[robust relic]

not even a 360 for the orange box?

[junior ridge]

nop :c

[robust relic]

😔

[junior ridge]

i had one but it broke years ago unfortunately

[sturdy folio]

if you cant get yourself to play hl1 play black mesa

[junior ridge]

GPU/APU died

[sturdy folio]

actually no play them both

im forcing you to

[glass shell]

watch this entire video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=36gF6eiCsqU

Reliable sources

[junior ridge]

i played hl the other day but i got stuck and just said whatever

[frail lichen]

was it cancelled?

[sturdy folio]

last update was more than 4 years ago i think thats a pretty safe assumption

[wraith osprey]

holy shit im about to huff some copium

[junior ridge]

oop my phones at 2%

not silly

[glass shell]

unironically half life 3

we're fucking getting it dude

probably not soon

but at least now we're sure that we're getting it

[junior ridge]

maybe ill actually have time to finish hl before it comes out

[glass shell]

(unless valve fucking scraps the entire project again for the 50th time)

[digital kettle]

toucan

[glass shell]

ASHLEY

ASHLEY

GENUINELY

[digital kettle]

HAI

HAI

[glass shell]

UNIRONICALLY

[digital kettle]

HAI

[frail lichen]

😭, maybe they're just silently updating it

[digital kettle]

HAI

[glass shell]

HALF LIFE 3

[junior ridge]

inb4 hl3 leaks like hl2 leaked

[digital kettle]

HAI

[jolly temple]

a4w3rkyh9erjegf4

[digital kettle]

what the fuck

[glass shell]

HALF LIFE 3 HAS LITERALLY BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE WORKED ON

[robust relic]

imagine

just for a second

[glass shell]

A VOICE ACTOR FUCKED UP AND GAVE A BIT TOO MUCH INFO

[robust relic]

they name it half life 4

[glass shell]

it would be incredibly funny

[junior ridge]

half life: alyx 2

[robust relic]

real

[glass shell]

but they would sell more with half life 3 and gaben loves money

[robust relic]

they're already rich...

[glass shell]

yeah

and they want even more

[junior ridge]

i should give them some money i want a steam deck

[glass shell]

but anyways I gotta go

ill be back later with many of my tism to distribute

[frail lichen]

please no

[digital kettle]

we got half life 3 before gta vi

[glass shell]

I remember when we found data leaks of episode 3 and it was just valve fucking around with half life 3 and it was a bunch of shitty fetch quests

and then they never touched it again

[wraith osprey]

no way this is anywhere close to release

[junior ridge]

honestly gta vi will probably release before hl3 and thats saying something

[robust relic]

at this point we'll get gta 7 before gta 6

[glass shell]

considering we found out about the project 4 years ago it might be closer than you think

we knew about the project we just didn't know it was half life 3

but now we're certain

[junior ridge]

i mean isnt gta vi supposed to release like q3-4 2025

[sturdy folio]

considering their open source projects all have their last commit also 4 years ago i doubt it

[glass shell]

wait

project borealis died 4 years ago

hlx in development for 4 years

WELCOME BACK EPSTEIN

[junior ridge]

so true

[glass shell]

also valve stopped fucking around because they seem to have streamlined the project

and when valve streamlines something you KNOW they're not just fucking around and throwing shit at a wall

[keen junco]

half life alyx 2: electric boogaloo

[sturdy folio]

valve never stops fucking around

[frail lichen]

Half Life: X

[sturdy folio]

someone got an interview at valve and then said on twitter jokingly that they were gonna revive tf2 and then instantly got rejected

that was kinda funny but also kinda sad

[frail lichen]

at least the TF2 hit problem is now solved ig

[nocturne bough]

It became sentient

Sorry turkish is only usable language

[grand crypt]

bro what

[nocturne bough]

Compared to ugly Ame*ican and G*rman language

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-gif-8563776488450180456

[grand crypt]

Markdown

Dingus

[drowsy cypress]

That’d make me go into a downward spiral if a lighthearted tweet made me lose a good opportunity

Not even that, there was good intentions behind the tweet

[frail lichen]

eyo, every language is nice

[frail lichen]

they uploaded this post on their YouTube channel 1 Year ago 🤔 http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx7t9RIR3pB5VjgJLoBSVmzbR4ZgSj-FUt

[junior ridge]

oh god windows server 2008 looks fucked

[sturdy folio]

crowbar

[robust relic]

how fucked exactl:y

[junior ridge]

windows classic theme

but weird

[robust relic]

🤨

[sturdy folio]

true spotify is a virus

[junior ridge]

it looks like if windows vista had a baby with windows 2000 or something

[robust relic]

i am scared

show

[jolly temple]

thing is only used the wokes if windows server internet's upload my jokes aren't adults

[junior ridge]

so true kevin

[junior ridge]

dms

[robust relic]

k

[sturdy folio]

WOKES

[frail lichen]

Walmart antivirus

[wraith osprey]

what the github org has active repos wdym

[sturdy folio]

do they?

whoops then

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-misinformation-toji-no-miko-kaoru-mashiko-gif-24078541

[wraith osprey]

bomb

[frail lichen]

https://github.com/ProjectBorealis/pb-api/commit/c11eecf5e29ea6251e86d3df6eb2e4d3ce7c8cf7

[junior ridge]

mrow

[sleek stirrup]

Nyon.

[glass shell]

non vr half life game

[keen junco]

yeah right

[glass shell]

it's that one meme

[knotty furnace]

vr 👎 (mainly bc my headset is ass)

[glass shell]

no it's like entirely confirmed

that it's not a vr game

[sturdy folio]

ok but when half life 2 episode 3

[glass shell]

DUDE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HALF LIFE GAME WITH CITIZENS THAT LOOK AS DETAILED AS HALF LIFE ALYXs

[cosmic otter]

quarter life

[stark herald]

hiii

[knotty furnace]

help me convince @sturdy folio to watch anime again

[glass shell]

episode 3 tests were already leaked years ago

it was literally just the never ending fetchquest

ft. dog

[junior ridge]

i like it but its nauseating sometimes

[glass shell]

i love vr

i don't get motion sickness

[knotty furnace]

yeah thats definitely one of the biggest problems

i do get motion sickness when playing vr

[sturdy folio]

i TOLD you id watch nge + hazel started jellyfish and we might watch that together :3

[junior ridge]

i only do if theres a LOT of movement

[knotty furnace]

the htc vive is also not comfortable whatsoever

[knotty furnace]

omg enjoy

[junior ridge]

my quest would be if i had more of a counterweight on the back

[glass shell]

i just straight up do not experience motion sickness

[sturdy folio]

and im sure that will get me back into slime

[knotty furnace]

i havent watched evangelion yet so i cant talk about it 😔

[knotty furnace]

if you start slime s3 you will stop watching anime again

[sturdy folio]

i also still have to watch AOT

[knotty furnace]

you do

[sturdy folio]

maybe yeah

[dim oasis]

does anyone kno how to change the font of discord?

[sturdy folio]

i should start watching one piece again

[knotty furnace]

if you get through the first half its not so bad, your reward is that you see luminous in action

[sturdy folio]

#🎨-css-snippets message

[glass shell]

watch lycoris recoil

[sleek stirrup]

No....

[knotty furnace]

true

[sleek stirrup]

Yes!!

[knotty furnace]

you were going to watch lycoris recoil

but never did

[sturdy folio]

watch more lesbians like im in love with the villainess

[knotty furnace]

watch madoka magica

[glass shell]

it's a totally chill slice of life

[sturdy folio]

actually no the iilwtv kinda sucks compared to the books since its very rushed

[glass shell]

dude I read the light novel i am several steps ahead of you

[sturdy folio]

i have ALSO read the ln