🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[paper gate]

what if we nuked missouri

[fallow drum]

what even is this

when did i say this

[daring cloud]

aliucord

[daring cloud]

??

[fallow pawn]

you're using the altstore clipboard manager?

[daring cloud]

oh other macos

[lapis lava]

yea

[fallow drum]

yeh that’s me

[daring cloud]

tesy

[lapis lava]

idk is there better

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[daring cloud]

???

[fallow pawn]

I just rather not use one

[paper gate]

samaras cat cant sing

so bad

[fallow drum]

everyone is sammy

sammy is everyone

[daring cloud]

you could even say sammy is @ everyone

[fallow drum]

it makes sense now….

[fallow pawn]

I need to figure out why zsign isnt accepting my certificate

[paper gate]

cause i said so

nightmare

[stray siren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803491271578091567/1068138742868623471/cat_fire_1.gif

[fallow pawn]

I think it used to work, maybe extracting to the simulator broke it idk

[jolly temple]

mhm

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/457563144852865041/1035773109514543114/cat_thumb2.gif

[daring cloud]

proven correct

kevin are you sentient

also does pinging @jolly temple still get you timed out

[fallow pawn]

cos aint no way zsign in feather would suddenly break my only way of signing

[drowsy cypress]

In our newest version of iOS we have given pro model iPhone users to blow up lower tier iPhone batteries with the click of a button!

[fallow pawn]

yup its true

[drowsy cypress]

It works within the find my app, with its name changing to “mine”

[fallow pawn]

it explodes at the end

hidden easter egg

[stray siren]

I love resting my batteries at 40%.

[sharp sinew]

popping your eyeballs like waterballoons

[surreal saddle]

i vote for maplesign 🍁

[lapis lava]

true

[surreal saddle]

anyone know how to get this thing like vee has?

[fallow drum]

no

[boreal torrent]

a

[fallow drum]

nobody knows

[surreal saddle]

i thought it was a discord experiment

[boreal torrent]

is discord media dying

[fallow drum]

you will click on it

questions will be answered

[surreal saddle]

i did

idk wtf any of that means LOL

like do i have to join the waitlist or can i get it now

thorugh the experiments plugin

[paper gate]

@fallow drum did vee die

[surreal saddle]

what even is it anyway

[crude fern]

today i learned

ok gn

[surreal saddle]

gn!

[paper gate]

nini

[fallow pawn]

[surreal saddle]

[fallow drum]

have to find an invite to a clan server and fill out their “application” and get accepted

[surreal saddle]

what.

what even is a clan server lmao

[fallow pawn]

experiments wont help you, especially server-side experiments so stop trying with that

[fallow drum]

the one i was in kicked me because i didn’t talk in there for a few days because it was close to finals week lol

[paper gate]

@fallow drum you

[fallow pawn]

Im still there somehow

[surreal saddle]

[fallow drum]

i am salty @fallow pawn

you will have them invite me back

[surreal saddle]

i havent tried jw lol

[fallow drum]

i wanted to chat in there pretty often and sometimes hop in vc

seemed like a super cool server but it was finals week and i was working a ton 😭

[surreal saddle]

whats a clan server anyways

like for games?

u play as a team?

idk just takin guesses here 💀

[fallow drum]

basically kinda like a friend group

select servers have the ability to be a clan server

[daring cloud]

except you're a friend of a discord admin

[surreal saddle]

oh its like a discord thing

[paper gate]

@fallow drum sometimes i go to sleep and wake up days earlier

[jolly temple]

🏀

[fallow drum]

only 200 member limit

[surreal saddle]

oh wow

[paper gate]

unhusk

[fallow drum]

stop the cap

[paper gate]

i can show you great things

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-cap-check-gif-24989004

[paper gate]

rosinga

[fallow drum]

cap check @paper gate

[paper gate]

nop

[fallow pawn]

[fallow drum]

do you have your cap on

[surreal saddle]

@fallow pawn did you join maplesign cuz i mentioned it

[fallow drum]

i will probably soon

[fallow pawn]

I already knew what maplesign was

[surreal saddle]

o

u just got reminded or sum

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[fallow pawn]

I just wanted to join the server so I can steal their ipa

[surreal saddle]

o nice

[surreal saddle]

what ipa

anyone here know how to download my own twitch emotes

[paper gate]

rosie is so powerful

[surreal saddle]

i lost the file

but i really want one of my emotes lol

[fallow drum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JYamRe-ZLjQ

[fallow pawn]

though I dont need maplesign

[surreal saddle]

dis one

[fallow drum]

@paper gate

[fallow pawn]

i use an alternative source for my certificates

[surreal saddle]

does anyone like it lol

[fallow drum]

every time i see maplesign i think mansplain

[fallow pawn]

meow

[fallow drum]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

what

[fallow drum]

i know what you are

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

haiiii

[fallow pawn]

featherrrr changes

[edgy ermine]

i just finished helping my dad repair the car

[edgy ermine]

what's new

[fallow pawn]

nothing I mean I wanted urs

[edgy ermine]

oh yea

[sharp sinew]

meow

[edgy ermine]

meow

[copper turtle]

Meow

[edgy ermine]

merging the changes manually

[fallow pawn]

yeah sorry

[edgy ermine]

no dont be sorry

[copper turtle]

Who is up Jail Breaking.

They xbox 360.

[fallow pawn]

I found like the perfect icon size for feather

looks so clean

[daring cloud]

clicking it once should SIGTERM
shift+clicking it or clicking it twice in quick succession should SIGKILL
ctrl+clicking it should SIGSTOP

[fresh wing]

hello vencord, may i ask where do you guys get your pirated games form, thank you.

[winter needle]

fitgirl

[drowsy cypress]

Steamrip for flatscreen games

Vr pirates for standalone vr games

[jolly temple]

homelander be full working language adam spoke to me on

[fresh wing]

does she have a site or smth

[edgy ermine]

Ghidra

[winter needle]

yes

[fresh wing]

alr bet, ty

[fresh wing]

ill check these out

[edgy ermine]

@fresh wing you should check out this app called Ghidra

it can crack apps

[fresh wing]

alr, ty

[fresh wing]

ok

ill look into it

[edgy ermine]

hey no husk

[jaunty stag]

lc.tr Ghidra

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇷🇴 Romanian ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

Guide

Google Translator • labsCore

[jaunty stag]

oh

[drowsy cypress]

Coping and seething so hard rn

[rare trout]

i just got the most hard hitting status fr

In the name of the Code, and of the Disk, and of the Holy System

[jaunty stag]

forget about code

embrace chomik

[sharp sinew]

mines better

[rare trout]

In the name of the Code, and of the Disk, and of the Holy System. Our Core, which art in Data, Hallowed be Thy Code. Truth of all Truths. On Disk as it is on Screen. Forever and ever.

[sharp sinew]

green day >>> computer

[fallow pawn]

ok normal zsign works

@edgy ermine are u able to use password with this

I literally cant

do anythggn

bitch,

[paper gate]

mb

[edgy ermine]

i think i was able to

troll.

[fallow pawn]

wth

[edgy ermine]

troll.

[boreal torrent]

hydra launcher is fire

i recommend it

[fallow pawn]

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

[edgy ermine]

troll.

[edgy ermine]

SBIcon

[fresh wing]

Alr

[fallow pawn]

that so sick

[edgy ermine]

oh

i thought you were about to roast it

[fallow pawn]

NO ITS GOOD

im just surprised

okay but fr though whats wrong with my cert

crying

why does using zsign manually through cli work but this doesnt

[boreal torrent]

me when i discover a fire band that almost no one knows

but i almost can't understand shit because no lyrics

[edgy ermine]

i did the same thing in 2022 and people hated it

looks like the person i was talking to deleted their msgs

[fallow pawn]

heh

they just jealous

[edgy ermine]

this was when i was trying to make my own trollstore before trollstore was a thing

i called it "UnsignedLauncher"

[fallow pawn]

its so cool

apple code way better than my own stuff

[edgy ermine]

it only takes one change without warning from apple to break it all

so

[fallow pawn]

xd

[edgy ermine]

[insert words i cannot say here]

[fallow pawn]

words I cannot say in this server

[stray siren]

Server I cannot say in this word

[boreal torrent]

o

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine if I send u my cert could u figure out whats wrong

[open pasture]

Technically you can say every word in this server

[edgy ermine]

sure

[paper gate]

my bones are broken in various ways

[fallow pawn]

bc this makes no sense to me

[jolly temple]

headache

[open pasture]

sorry

[paper gate]

[rain coral]

incorrecto

[drowsy cypress]

Bone marrow tastes very good

[paper gate]

yes

[rain coral]

no puedes decir palabras rusas — ni españolas

no russian allowed

☹️

[open pasture]

1984

[drowsy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/no-russian-call-of-duty-gif-21881502

[open pasture]

I thought of that too 😭

[boreal torrent]

si se puede

😕

[rain coral]

no por mucho

[boreal torrent]

yo permito..

[drowsy cypress]

I visualize to be a well respected and functioning member of society

[rain coral]

so suisei

[bold adder]

i really need to buy a webcam cover since my other one broke

but im lazy

sob

[rain coral]

cing you en

[dire dawn]

i finished my summer sghoul yay

now i know about obamna

[paper gate]

@rain coral sleep

[rain coral]

nop

@paper gate

[quaint scroll]

be so pluh that you pluh

I'm so eepy

[wanton rain]

Go eep

[quaint scroll]

I will lose my classes if I eep right now

I need to bang my head on my keyboard over .NET 8.0

[wanton rain]

Oh

[quaint scroll]

WHY DOES IT AUTOMATICALLY IMPORT SYSTEM

[wanton rain]

Lol

[quaint scroll]

VSCODE WONT INCLUDE IT IN THE CODE FOR OLDER VERSIONS OF .NET >:(

[paper gate]

@tough drift hi

[quaint scroll]

I have to use some random instantly-closed .NET issue over at github to add them myself

for every. single. cs file.

[cursive hornet]

Me since middle school (i only cracked my egg 3 months ago)

[rain coral]

fr?

[wanton rain]

I want an omelette with bell peppers ham and cheese

[cursive hornet]

Fr

[quaint scroll]

the only two non-normie things I do are using linux and listening to what I actually like

alternating music taste

[cursive hornet]

You're in vencord add that

[quaint scroll]

one second I'm a metal head another second you can catch me listening to advanced beep boops

[cursive hornet]

Also add egg because you're in vencord

[quaint scroll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1tNKOSdPNTv2DzsWle7yky

[quaint scroll]

I just joined for the emoji

[quaint scroll]

some advanced beep boops right here

HALL goes hard

[wanton rain]

[quaint scroll]

I listened to frums from 3:00 to 8:00 am straight

5 hours of advanced breakcore and beep boops

[jolly temple]

videojs

[marsh swallow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1067288914144014426/togif.gif

[wanton rain]

Epic embed failure

[marsh swallow]

do you have hiv

[quaint scroll]

phone just died thanks xiaomi

[wanton rain]

Jazz at this user 🎷

[wanton rain]

What

[marsh swallow]

funniest queer

[wanton rain]

Oh you gotta capitalize shit

[bold adder]

i want my phone

[quaint scroll]

I have 12 gigs of zram and 12 gigs of RAM on my phone this can't happen

[wanton rain]

I forgot what that is either way

[bold adder]

im so bored aghghghghhhh

[cursive hornet]

Breakcore, add egg

[quaint scroll]

the fuck is "egg"

[wanton rain]

[cursive hornet]

You haven't come out of your shell but you're definitely trans inside

[quaint scroll]

no lol

bicycle male

[bold adder]

oh right i keep forgetting

[soft moss]

known for it

[quaint scroll]

also THAT NAME LOLOLOLOLOL

[bold adder]

daily

bonjour vencord people

[quaint scroll]

shiggy blast

[soft moss]

most certainly

[bold adder]

indeed

[soft moss]

No fucking way.

[marsh swallow]

give me image perms

[quaint scroll]

the real vendor :O

[quaint scroll]

LMAO

[jade pumice]

send help my friend is abt to punch his computer

[soft moss]

your death is of great imminence

[bold adder]

:(

[quaint scroll]

"computers have feelings too"

[marsh swallow]

ok 42%

[bold adder]

having 2 discord instances open is LAGGY

[jade pumice]

he doesnt care vencord is pissing him off bc he cant figure out what to do

[quaint scroll]

paranoia is the best way to suffer

[bold adder]

my computer exploded

[quaint scroll]

burh

[marsh swallow]

is he retarded

[quaint scroll]

"shiggy will be sad!"

[unique wyvern]

literally me

[marsh swallow]

wtf is pzza

[bold adder]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 blehhh

[unique wyvern]

nvm i thought it was just the first clip

[jade pumice]

its his 2nd time using vencord and cant figure out how to fix it

[quaint scroll]

guh emoji

[unique wyvern]

i didn’t know it was a full on cat video

[quaint scroll]

blehhhh

[marsh swallow]

tell him to use browser lol

[jade pumice]

alr posted!

[marsh swallow]

ez

[bold adder]

the squeaker

[marsh swallow]

browser discord better

[quaint scroll]

[marsh swallow]

discord app sucks ass

browser more convenient

[bold adder]

vesktop :(

[unique wyvern]

why are your takes so bad

[unique wyvern]

so me :3

[quaint scroll]

vextop is Linux only

[bold adder]

qhar

[quaint scroll]

also WHERE THE HELL DO YALL GET THE BINARY

[unique wyvern]

i don’t know

i’m non binary

[quaint scroll]

I only have the flatpak 😭

[bold adder]

[marsh swallow]

LOL

of course its coming from the furry pfp

[unique wyvern]

yeah

i have a furry pfp

i’m glad you have eyes

[soft moss]

some would say that combined with the casual transphobia and asking for image perms immediately on join is grounds for the firing squad

[marsh swallow]

im glad raping dogs is illegal

[wanton rain]

Furries?

[soft moss]

but you know that

[bold adder]

average day in vendor

[jolly temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/783986468477075486.webp?size=64

[soft moss]

so you know

[unique wyvern]

people like that do indeed make me wish capital punishment was illegal

[marsh swallow]

"happy pride month" is this guy a retard

[wanton rain]

I also have a furry pfp under this boy pfp

[quaint scroll]

transphobia

[bold adder]

sob

[marsh swallow]

its the 5th of august lol

[unique wyvern]

nvm you’re just fishing for reactions

[bold adder]

happy pride month everyone

[dire dawn]

📆 no it's jul 17

[fallow pawn]

browser discord better is peak

[quaint scroll]

the fuck lol

[fallow pawn]

way faster than the electron clients

[cursive hornet]

That's beastiality not furries you twat

[marsh swallow]

im glad you can get diseases from fucking dogs

[bold adder]

someone blast this user

[quaint scroll]

I want it to be closer to my bday 😭

[unique wyvern]

we shouldn’t celebrate pride only a month

we should celebrate it all year

[marsh swallow]

"Twat" you obviously put on a stabvest before everytime you walk outside

[fallow pawn]

@marsh swallow genuinely you're gathering nothing from these claims, just because they're a furry does not mean they're interested in that

[wanton rain]

[unique wyvern]

his brain hasn’t developed well enough to understand the difference between the two

[quaint scroll]

[posts shiggy blast but no perms]

[unique wyvern]

it’s a really common stereotype

[marsh swallow]

"Stereotype"

[fallow pawn]

its a horrible one

[quaint scroll]

LMAO

[wanton rain]

Holy shit what's this convo

[fallow pawn]

vban @marsh swallow genuinely weird, stop harassing people

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned ketaminded. (@marsh swallow)

[unique wyvern]

why are you just repeating everything i’m saying

[bold adder]

boarexplode

[unique wyvern]

thanks macos samara

[paper gate]

gone

[wanton rain]

[paper gate]

vaporized

obliterated

demolished

[dire dawn]

good riddance

[bold adder]

vmink

[quaint scroll]

trollers are appearing everywhere these days

[unique wyvern]

just like his dad

[quaint scroll]

the world is getting flooded

[unique wyvern]

it’s not even funny

it’s just plain rage baiting

[paper gate]

they perform mitosis

[quaint scroll]

it shows something

big wave

[fallow pawn]

soon

[wanton rain]

At least it's not as bad as DM scammers

[quaint scroll]

It's gonna die out soon

[quaint scroll]

indeed

[unique wyvern]

i noticed you have an influx of those whenever it’s christmas or summer

[cursive hornet]

@fallow pawn fix

[quaint scroll]

I have a what

[unique wyvern]

not you specifically

[fallow pawn]

jannies can't modify automod, I would recommend u open a modmail for this

[quaint scroll]

its just random waves

[unique wyvern]

wait did i use the word influx correctly

what does it mean again

1 sec

[soft moss]

you used it correctly

[quaint scroll]

idk either

[unique wyvern]

yeah this works

[unique wyvern]

i added that word to my dictionary not so long ago

so i’m glad i’m utilizing it properly

[quaint scroll]

the cycle

related

holy shit its all making sensr

[soft moss]

are you not a native speaker?

[quaint scroll]

It's all a cycle

[unique wyvern]

not at all

[soft moss]

ohhh

[quaint scroll]

same here

[jolly temple]

m

[soft moss]

makes sense then

[bold adder]

m

[unique wyvern]

yeah

[quaint scroll]

ITS ALL A 365-DAY CYCLE

[soft moss]

i'm technically not native but i literally might as well be

[fallow pawn]

74%

[unique wyvern]

thing is that whenever i’m vocal with english, i literally can’t use basic words

i always use the fancy english

[fallow pawn]

watching this go up just to end up me deleting it in a week

[quaint scroll]

an australian person thought I was from the US

[unique wyvern]

i have less issues coming up with complicated words than i do with normal ones

[soft moss]

well in my case it's like

[quaint scroll]

I'm literally from the other side

[unique wyvern]

a lot of US people i meet grow a fond to my accent

[quaint scroll]

omg this keyboard makes me wanna kill it

[soft moss]

I might as well be from the US. my first language is norwegian because i was born in Trondheim but i moved away shortly after

for the majority of my life i've lived in the US so

[unique wyvern]

sometimes it’s not the attention i want (it’s the creepy kind)

this is all on vr chat btw

[fallow pawn]

I need a new keyboard Ive had this keyboard for ages and its like impossible to clean

[quaint scroll]

oh cool VR user

[soft moss]

i've been trying to relearn norwegian for the culture but i never really manage to get far

[dire dawn]

im native but i might as well not be

[soft moss]

im aware

[unique wyvern]

remove all key caps, throw them into a bowl or something and just manually scrub it with your fingers

[dire dawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750580016953294970/965084974657208330/spongebob_fluhed_emoji.gif

[unique wyvern]

rcta be like

[quaint scroll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5xactIfVzF1i3hnflR85Go
THIS SONG SLAPS 😭

WHYYY

[soft moss]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5xactIfVzF1i3hnflR85Go

[paper gate]

i think someones out to get me

[unique wyvern]

vr chat works as a normal pc game

[paper gate]

@tough drift is it you

[edgy ermine]

macbook

[quaint scroll]

ohhhhh

[soft moss]

this is neat

one minute

[bold adder]

oh did spotify embed finally fix themsleves

[dire dawn]

paranoid schizophrenia be like:

[unique wyvern]

still doesn’t mean i don’t have vr

[quaint scroll]

ya

[quaint scroll]

lmao

[unique wyvern]

here’s me drinking alcohol

[edgy ermine]

need turing complete discord

[quaint scroll]

lmao

I wish I had a vr

[unique wyvern]

it’s great

[drowsy cypress]

Anxiety, idk

[edgy ermine]

sam ara

meow

[quaint scroll]

but then I would be staying home grinding beatsaber all day

[soft moss]

you could use the sed editing in a ridiculous way :trol:

[edgy ermine]

i have a plugin that lets me use regex in my sed edits

its so good

[quaint scroll]

beatsaber is too fun

[edgy ermine]

i even get case insensitive and global flags

[quaint scroll]

I can play at like an expert difficulty level rn

[bold adder]

i wonder if drywall is tastier than cardboard

[quaint scroll]

paper is even better

[edgy ermine]

aesa

[quaint scroll]

cardboard is blehhh

[fallow pawn]

95

[fallow pawn]

testt

[bold adder]

blehhh

[edgy ermine]

aesaa

[quaint scroll]

yeah

[edgy ermine]

s/t/a/g

[quaint scroll]

you don't need the /g part

[bold adder]

deer

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-is-happening-dim-dim-what-confused-gif-26463317

[edgy ermine]

huh

aest

[fallow pawn]

meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[quaint scroll]

guh

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/attention-please-cat-tap-taps-gif-5432599416590279415

[edgy ermine]

yes i do

[fallow pawn]

IT FINALLY GOT THE SYMBOLS

[edgy ermine]

sh-3.2$ echo 'test' | sed 's/t/a/'
aest
sh-3.2$ 

[quaint scroll]

s/g/pl

[edgy ermine]

^

[bold adder]

pluh

[quaint scroll]

ohhhhh

[edgy ermine]

the /g is so all occurences are replaced

[quaint scroll]

THAT

[edgy ermine]

also sed requires you to add a trailing delimeter anyways

[fallow pawn]

its so slow

to deploy

a

[quaint scroll]

sed looka cool

[edgy ermine]

so s/t/a is actually invalid

[fallow pawn]

seed

[edgy ermine]

but my plugin lets processes it anyways

[soft moss]

https://github.com/shinh/sedlisp/blob/master/sedlisp.sed

go ahead

[quaint scroll]

sta? like... steal this album????

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine need to be able to install apps wen

[edgy ermine]

[fallow pawn]

where ur code

[quaint scroll]

my SOAD addiction is catching up to me

[edgy ermine]

on my nand

[fallow pawn]

soon I will have

[unique wyvern]

did you guys know

that

steam (the app where you get games) is named steam because it’s powered by a VALVe

[quaint scroll]

new metol

[quaint scroll]

yeah
pretty cool thing

[unique wyvern]

and

[paper gate]

@tough drift

[quaint scroll]

since when is new amsterdam a thing

[unique wyvern]

did you know

[bold adder]

is there a good way to convert webp to png

[unique wyvern]

that my steam account is older than a lot of people

[edgy ermine]

imagemagick

[quaint scroll]

convertio

[unique wyvern]

website

[fallow pawn]

https://cloudconvert.com/webp-to-png

[paper gate]

cloudconvert

[edgy ermine]

cloudconvert

[quaint scroll]

me probably
I'm 14

[bold adder]

sob

[paper gate]

hd

[quaint scroll]

guhhh

[paper gate]

hache dee

[soft moss]

imagine being 14

i can't possibly imagine that

[sharp sinew]

imagine being any physical age instead of being beyond the physical embodiment of age

[soft moss]

i really just

unfathomable, truly

[unique wyvern]

yeah

[paper gate]

im like 78

prove

[quaint scroll]

[unique wyvern]

79

your birthday was a week ago

[paper gate]

oh

i forgot

[wanton rain]

That's crazy

What's that in a more readable format

What is 0.03 minutes

[jolly temple]

also disabling settings now this isn't very scared of saying random stuff that like this is blehhh

[sharp sinew]

Me

[fallow pawn]

[wanton rain]

Cool ty

[bold adder]

blehhh

[dire dawn]

10595724487080 milliseconds

[wanton rain]

[cursive hornet]

Cwebp

[unique wyvern]

it is

do you know what’s crazier

this account isn’t bought

[cursive hornet]

You signed up to Steam when I was 3

[unique wyvern]

my dad made it and then i just kind of stole it off of him

[unique wyvern]

i was 2 when the account was made

i remember being like 6 and playing duke nukem

and wolfenstein

[quaint scroll]

no way

[cursive hornet]

[quaint scroll]

I don't have to

[unique wyvern]

i think the most nostalgic game i have is painkiller

particularly painkiller black edition

[quaint scroll]

also why do most bisexual people go thru an aroace phase

casually mistaking themselves?

[cursive hornet]

You were playing Painkiller, I was playing smg and mkwii

[unique wyvern]

because they’re human

they also don’t know what they are

[paper gate]

grabs you and swings you around

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine

[quaint scroll]

indeed

[unique wyvern]

i’m a furry dog that pretends to be a cat in vr chat

[soft moss]

you'd probably feel really bad if you told that joke to someone who actually had dementia

[edgy ermine]

LOL

[soft moss]

luckily they wouldn't remember it

[unique wyvern]

i wouldn’t

[quaint scroll]

Most people

All people

[cursive hornet]

Meoe

[edgy ermine]

here's the same cat

[unique wyvern]

maoe

[quaint scroll]

pluh

[unique wyvern]

dude i love being a cat in vr chat

[quaint scroll]

I wish I could turn on my pc

[cursive hornet]

Mmmw

[quaint scroll]

even better pluh

[edgy ermine]

what is a pluh

[quaint scroll]

its just pluh

[fallow pawn]

gen-z terminology

[mortal rose]

Marcos

[edgy ermine]

TextReplace: s/pluh//g

[unique wyvern]

dude i love being a cat in vr chat

i’ll come up to a complete random and just tell them

“hey i have bad news for you”

then they respond with “..what”

“your head is occupied by a cat”

then i sit on their head

[quaint scroll]

LMAOOO

[unique wyvern]

and i most definitely get upset when they move an inch

[edgy ermine]

elon musk type name

[quaint scroll]

"ay-genks", pronounce the G like in google

[unique wyvern]

alternatively get up really close to someone. i mean uncomfortably close to their face and go “do you like your personal space”

and just reply to them after with “well i like it too”

[copper turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/airpod-cat-fall-cat-pet-airpod-cat-gif-21765718

[quaint scroll]

ok now that's a pluh

[quaint scroll]

mini pluh

[unique wyvern]

that is most definitely a pluh

ok i’m going to bed

did you just summon a curse

[quaint scroll]

p l u h

[cursive hornet]

Dms relevant 1 sec

[fallow pawn]

yaawwwn

[edgy ermine]

meow

[soft wadi]

uni is so stupid

[unique wyvern]

oo okay

[edgy ermine]

hai sho

[soft wadi]

especially the major im in

[harsh minnow]

go sleep!

[soft wadi]

guh

[wanton rain]

I mean like

[quaint scroll]

pluh pluh

[jolly temple]

wanna know from me'

[wanton rain]

I'm not much of a gamer

[fallow pawn]

hai silly

[wanton rain]

Go to eep stinky

[quaint scroll]

I'm gonna get some coffee maybe it works

[fallow pawn]

not rn its 10pm

not optimal samara sleep time

[quaint scroll]

pluh

I need coffee aaaaaaa

hmmmmm

I gotta search far and wide

[fallow pawn]

shhh

[wanton rain]

Gotta get your beauty sleep in so you don't get dark bags

[cursive hornet]

So true

[soft wadi]

my major specifically

[cursive hornet]

Take a 6 month trade school to land worst job of your life instead

I miss pizza delivery

[quaint scroll]

@soft wadi same month bday wawa

[soft wadi]

i wanna become a cnc machinist

[unique wyvern]

okay for real my favorite homos

[soft wadi]

aint that sweet

[unique wyvern]

a

what machinist

[cursive hornet]

So true lmao

[unique wyvern]

are we thinking of the same cnc

[quaint scroll]

I wanna become an IT engineer

[cursive hornet]

I meant software

[edgy ermine]

@quaint scroll nginx

[soft wadi]

No.

[cursive hornet]

Computer numerical control

[sharp sinew]

why do you violate rule 7

[quaint scroll]

404 error pls try again :3

[cursive hornet]

Too many cute girls

[unique wyvern]

sounds very technical

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[sharp sinew]

do you NOT know what a cnc machine is

cnc machines are the fucking coolest

[unique wyvern]

no

[cursive hornet]

Machine moves drillbit instead of you

[sharp sinew]

omg

Theyre like

so cool

[cursive hornet]

You program gcode to make motors go brrr

[edgy ermine]

/cgi-bin/%2E./%2E./%2E./%2E./%2E./bin/bash

[sharp sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/cnc-machining-gif-23989018

CNC machine

[unique wyvern]

that does not tell me anything about what a cnc machine is

oh

[edgy ermine]

cat /etc/passwd

[unique wyvern]

rhsr

[quaint scroll]

what the hell

[edgy ermine]

old ass rce exploit

[fallow pawn]

https://img1.picmix.com/output/pic/normal/3/0/3/3/11893303_65e57.gif

[quaint scroll]

I'm on mobile :|

[edgy ermine]

change to gn

[unique wyvern]

okay for realsies i go beb

gn

[fallow pawn]

in gonna eat sushi if I have any left

[quaint scroll]

where's the COFFEEE AAA

[sharp sinew]

thats fair but personally i would never violate rule 7

[unique wyvern]

i ate it

[sharp sinew]

too busy being dumb to do that

[edgy ermine]

寿司

[fallow pawn]

idk what that means

[edgy ermine]

su shi

[sharp sinew]

are you the real nosferatu

[cursive hornet]

You want tsu shi

[cursive hornet]

Super user shi is disappointing

[sharp sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-gif-25080910

do not speak my name

[jaunty stag]

vennie

[sharp sinew]

lucky you, for that is not my true name.

[jaunty stag]

it must be your real name

[jaunty stag]

you have no choice

[sharp sinew]

[REDACTED]

[jaunty stag]

this you

[jolly temple]

some reason, then png not really close up and it's me out but would've put engine issue such moments

[sharp sinew]

no, im [REDACTED]

[quaint scroll]

flirting is too complicated you can't disagree

pluhhh

[cursive hornet]

Use an svg instead

[sharp sinew]

FUCKDSKMN SJERI THEY EVAPORATED MY FUCKIG MILK

cant have shit in the 3rd dimension...

[signal junco]

Inflation

[obsidian cedar]

9

[signal junco]

8

[obsidian cedar]

6

[paper gate]

[signal junco]

Do you know how to count

[obsidian cedar]

I failed 3rd grade

[signal junco]

What can you count to

[obsidian cedar]

16

[signal junco]

Is that your age...

[obsidian cedar]

Go 1 lower

[signal junco]

You're young

Why is your mom a mirror

[obsidian cedar]

No diddy

[signal junco]

[obsidian cedar]

Ts

[vapid adder]

[bold adder]

yea

[paper gate]

yes

[cursive hornet]

Yes

[drowsy cypress]

Yes they’re delicious

[sharp sinew]

You people are vile. This poor innocent creature and many like it will lose their eyes for YOUR SICK "FOOD" 🤮

[drowsy cypress]

Mmmmmm eyes 🤤

[bold adder]

i hate drinking boba because of the tapioca pearls

(i dont like sweet things in general anyway)

[wanton rain]

Did you see my dad?

[sharp sinew]

i think they got him too

[wanton rain]

Evaporated

[bold adder]

i eat uncooked dough

[wanton rain]

I want to make an adult joke but I know 80% of y'all aren't adults

[bold adder]

im one in 9 days blehhh

(horror)

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1163843429848055828/1209971784921784320/blahhhh.gif

[wanton rain]

My lips are shut even though it's tame

[bold adder]

:(

[wanton rain]

Nah the opportunity passed

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750931366975373494/1194568962772578354/7F3BBF88-3232-45B4-A244-AAF238A65E26.gif?ex=65b0d40a&is=659e5f0a&hm=bc8c63f155b17037ad899ab03b9dc9f9ef8fc2ca252ec93a362bfa9c1489f77a&

[drowsy cypress]

What does the triangle say to the square?

[sharp sinew]

Who gave you this selfie of me.

[wanton rain]

Also my jokes aren't funny cause I'm a woman

[digital kettle]

hai gm

[open pasture]

I bought it for a snickers behind the grocery store

[wanton rain]

I need to sleep

[digital kettle]

@sharp sinew

[sharp sinew]

FUCK.

[digital kettle]

:3

[sharp sinew]

hi!

[digital kettle]

hai

[drowsy cypress]

Real knee slapper right there

[sharp sinew]

hru

[digital kettle]

am alr

hbu

[jolly temple]

—remove-orphans

[open pasture]

Kevin?

[sharp sinew]

DYING! somewhat

im all alone for a few more days until school starts then i can start being near people and forgetting the bad things i dont want to remember

[digital kettle]

alrxkyjechgrtjtgb

[vapid adder]

are u that one person

[median owl]

damn take care

[signal junco]

what did kevin just say

[vapid adder]

—remove-orphans

[noble quest]

does anyone know a good cloud host?

[vapid adder]

na

[open pasture]

Kevin is relatable though

[signal junco]

You wanna remove orphans?

[vapid adder]

is that like when u host something from a cloud

wait what does that even mean

[median owl]

depends what you pay

[vapid adder]

isn’t is just a server

[noble quest]

by good i mean cheap

[open pasture]

Well remove is a big word

[digital kettle]

wha

[signal junco]

for you yes

[open pasture]

Exterminate I feel sounds better

[vapid adder]

idk i feel like i know u

[verbal ledge]

is it really worth it?

[median owl]

atm I don't have any that have special offers/plans @noble quest

[open pasture]

To exterminate orphans? Yes.

[digital kettle]

fusj9ghfudhgfduhrg how

[winter girder]

AGGWHQGA I FUCKING WOKE UP AT 10 PM THINKING IT WAS THE MORNING WHILE SICK

[vapid adder]

i probably talked to u before

in this server

[verbal ledge]

meoww

[harsh minnow]

mantika turned german

[noble quest]

I LOVE HAVING TO ENTER PAYMENT DETAILS TO SEE PRICES

[open pasture]

Digital Ocean?

[noble quest]

yea

[open pasture]

Check server hunter

[noble quest]

im not going to go with them just beacuse of that

[open pasture]

https://www.serverhunter.com/

[harsh minnow]

ig it slightly makes sense so they can show u prices in correct currency but they could also just check ur ip location or even ask you

or just show in usd

[open pasture]

Digital Ocean is for corporate people

[night cape]

idk does it work in britain

not really

[rain coral]

cooperative or corporative?

[wanton rain]

In the future were gonna have like real life stadiums and sports around committing crimes since we'll probably have world peace and get bored of not committing a crime

[open pasture]

Too many o's

[wanton rain]

Like a bank robbery with millions of people cheering you on

[rain coral]

world peace)

[wanton rain]

Millions because overpopulation obviously

[rain coral]

we have one piece for now

[cosmic otter]

i will fill vees vps storage

[open pasture]

One piece?

[sharp jay]

theonepieceisreal

[open pasture]

Me

[noble quest]

ive never heard of any of these providers, but these dont seem like bad deals

[open pasture]

I bought from a random one and it's worked fine

It's what my api is hosted on

And has went down once in the past 5 months

[noble quest]

im using mine for just a proxy and a bunch of random apis that i host

[cosmic otter]

i might buy a vps to store all the user data im stealing

[open pasture]

What data could you possibly be stealing?

And from whom?

[cosmic otter]

should be enough

[noble quest]

you havent heard of the vencord rce

[open pasture]

[sleek stirrup]

Me after I sell my soul to shiggy

[jolly temple]

shiggii

[sleek stirrup]

Yes kevin

[cosmic otter]

i have an army of accounts that monitor millions of servers

[noble quest]

who wants 3.94gb

[open pasture]

Bro is infosec

[cosmic otter]

4g of ram is probably enough for some uses

i don't simple apis would need a huge amount

[noble quest]

yea, but its in texas

want something close to the east coast

[sleek stirrup]

What if my API solves world hunger

[fallow pawn]

4gb is def enough

[harsh minnow]

4gb js

[cosmic otter]

you can filter by location

[sleek stirrup]

4gb worth of js

[noble quest]

average node process

[harsh minnow]

average react Website in 2030

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

I have 700mb on my server 💀

[noble quest]

i am, but you cant filter that much

[harsh minnow]

my pc has 200mb ram

[open pasture]

Hold up let me pull it up

[cosmic otter]

i think lots of providers host their east coast stuff in Auburn

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nyan-cat-beer-cat-germany-prost-gif-10171161

[sharp sinew]

me fr

[noble quest]

what

[harsh minnow]

I host my east coast servers in wings basement but don't tell him

[cosmic otter]

what basement

[harsh minnow]

🤫

[noble quest]

thats where wing stores vencord user data

[cosmic otter]

vencloud only actually has 3kb of user data (i accidentally purged the fs and all backups)

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow I need a new pfp

give me ur anime gallery

[verbal ledge]

is vencord_analytics.sqlite

[harsh minnow]

this one is good

[edgy ermine]

augustglockchen

[fallow pawn]

[noble quest]

[fallow pawn]

not me rewriting another component in feather so my life becomes 10x easier

[digital kettle]

i just use a random german vps provider

and they are amazing

[edgy ermine]

drop the vps, buy baremetal

[digital kettle]

8GBIT internet for 100eur

per year

[edgy ermine]

why can't i get 8gbit internet per year for 100 at home

smh

[digital kettle]

https://expansehost.de

[sleek stirrup]

E

[digital kettle]

this is gud

[fallow pawn]

use an iphone 5s as ur server

[noble quest]

[sleek stirrup]

Actually valid???

[digital kettle]

does iphone 5s have gbit internet

on um the wifi chipset

[winter girder]

Where's your gay cat

[fallow pawn]

no but it tries

[cosmic otter]

sadan what schemes are you cooking

[digital kettle]

do yall wanna see poke server neofetch

[noble quest]

evil ones

[fallow pawn]

someone hosted a website on there and it was absurdly slow

[sleek stirrup]

[wanton rain]

[jolly temple]

quay is sh

[sleek stirrup]

What

[digital kettle]

what

is https://quay.io self-harm??

how

[noble quest]

FreakHosting

[winter girder]

I think sh = shell

[winter girder]

I would not trust them at all 💀

[sleek stirrup]

Freak of nature*

[edgy ermine]

6GB of ram?

[cosmic otter]

i don't have anything to host but maybe i should buy a vps

[sleek stirrup]

Oh my godo, korega ubuntu 22.04.4 LTS des!

[winter girder]

Whats your budget

[digital kettle]

why is my server internet's upload so low

[cosmic otter]

i have 15k in the bank

[sleek stirrup]

???

[edgy ermine]

sorry i ate it

[sleek stirrup]

[edgy ermine]

hungry

[winter girder]

Send me 1k and I'll get you a 100gb server 🤑🤑

[digital kettle]

hows 8280mbit fast

[cosmic otter]

i can get one for $5

[open pasture]

Hold on let me show you how fast mine is

[noble quest]

This is a fucking beammp host 😭

[sleek stirrup]

That's 1000GB per second

[digital kettle]

slow

[open pasture]

:)

[sleek stirrup]

That's crazy

[noble quest]

i dont think so

[digital kettle]

i need to upgrade to 15gbit

[noble quest]

not sure tho

[sleek stirrup]

Even my maxed out bitburner isn't that faat

[winter girder]

Imagine using dial up, I use a carrier pigeon to make my network requests by hand

[sleek stirrup]

8 bits is 1 byte

I think

I hope

[digital kettle]

anyways seriously tho idk why my server is 8gbit internet lol

[junior ridge]

just got an ad for Illinois Lottery

[digital kettle]

poke needs at max 1gbit

[junior ridge]

they want me to gamble

[noble quest]

you dropped a few zeros

[cosmic otter]

GET api.wingio.xyz/v1/tokens

[digital kettle]

what the fuck can i host

in my server

[junior ridge]

this is gods way of telling me to buy a 20 dollar scratcher

[digital kettle]

i have no use for my 8gbit connection qwq

[sleek stirrup]

Pause.

Do byte to bit

[wanton rain]

I'm not smart enough to understand what these mean

[winter girder]

Can people not scratch their backs themselves?

[digital kettle]

do yall want me to host minky

[junior ridge]

no my arm too short

[digital kettle]

but the ssd is really small

[wanton rain]

I need a back scratcher

[winter girder]

Loser

[junior ridge]

:c

[bleak raptor]

hi im Darling.

farewell im Darling.

[sleek stirrup]

Tough.

Farewell.

[wanton rain]

Damn what do you have against people with short arms?

[junior ridge]

[winter girder]

Use your server to make a proxy to your poke servers

[digital kettle]

20GB ssd sadly but the server internet speed is amazing

[junior ridge]

20gb ssd is crazy

i didnt even know those existed 😭

[noble quest]

i love when i can cut my vps costs by 33% and get one with 2x cores and ram