#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

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keen kernel
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TRUE

lost furnace
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cookies

sturdy folio
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"falling for their plan" there is nothing to fall for, its not a deception scheme, their plan is just working out

lost furnace
shy bison
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hey guys, my kevin said this. anybody knows "bluberris_91, My prefix is g.
I can't read messages here" how to fix it?

sturdy folio
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and thats genuinely crazy

lost furnace
sleek stirrup
cosmic otter
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they're trying to kill adblockers more likely to push their subscription

stiff urchin
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haven't they also increased the price of youtube premium

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to like 20 usd or something

knotty furnace
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no

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maybe the family plan

cosmic otter
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they don't mind you not having ads as long as you pay them a monthly fee that you'll forget about

knotty furnace
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20 usd is definitely too much

lost furnace
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wait

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it's like

stiff urchin
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still too much for what is just a no ads subscription

lost furnace
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20 aud

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for me

sturdy folio
lost furnace
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I think

atomic wharf
sleek stirrup
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I'm gonna say something really dumb prepare yourselves

sleek stirrup
knotty furnace
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you think we would be unprepared for that in this server?

sturdy folio
sleek stirrup
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Yes

sturdy folio
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you sure?

sleek stirrup
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I learnt that yesterday

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No not really

stiff urchin
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more money to fill the leadership's pockets

jolly templeBOT
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guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lost furnace
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kevin's against me in my own server tf πŸ’”

sturdy folio
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i heavily doubt they are trying to make more money companies dont do that

knotty furnace
sleek stirrup
knotty furnace
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theyre obligated to make less money i think

sleek stirrup
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Oh my godo, debt is cool

quiet glen
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youtube going the way forbes the news service did. Let the cat and mouse game continue

knotty furnace
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investors willingly give their money away to a money sink to help out the economy and drive up the value of money, bless them

blazing drum
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im a tomato

sleek stirrup
# blazing drum im a tomato

Thanks for the information, i wasnt aware of that, now i am aware of this particular piece of information. I appreciate you informing me, now i feel informed

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:3

sturdy folio
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i wonder when we will get to the point where companies amount so much wealth that its genuinely a good way to make money for them trying to lower inflation

knotty furnace
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nah

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companies are probably not rlly as affected by inflation

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its not like all their assets are just cash or bank accounts

sand citrus
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Meow

knotty furnace
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nya

sturdy folio
sand citrus
sleek stirrup
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Aru asa dummy head mic ni..... Is the most peak thing to ever exist

knotty furnace
sleek stirrup
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Just search it up

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I don't even remember the title correctly because its too long

sturdy folio
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are there any camellia enjoyers here

knotty furnace
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you

sturdy folio
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thats true yea

knotty furnace
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i have 1 or 2 songs in my playlist

tawdry bolt
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why tf cant I translate msgs

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like theres no option

solemn plank
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i should make a theme based off of r/ooer's old reddit css

keen junco
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clearly you haven't watched new gate

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that shit

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has the most

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boring story

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and makes it unwatchable

solemn plank
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you will not be happy

sleek stirrup
jaunty trellis
sleek stirrup
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But man they fucked up the animation more than the story

solemn plank
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this image is not from me

fallow pawn
keen junco
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i was getting brainrot

solemn plank
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it definitely could have been from 8 year old me tho looking at the thousands of tavs

sleek stirrup
light cedar
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windows 7... old browser ui...

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PEAK browser ui

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and peak windows ux tbh

solemn plank
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this is a peek back to when i first touched a computer

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especially the tab managemebt

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i would NOT close until it was bad

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then i'd just purge it all

sturdy folio
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feels like im the only person who prefers new ui/ux design over old

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ill take my modern design over any old design any day of the week

jaunty trellis
solemn plank
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i like both

icy grail
# light cedar oh god the nostalgia

oh god the horror ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

solemn plank
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im gonna make a theme based on this css horror

jolly templeBOT
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copies with soft hyphen

jaunty trellis
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old ux with new ui πŸ”₯

solemn plank
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my buddy garlicOS already has a step towards it

sturdy folio
solemn plank
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i like all design unless its unironically unusable

sand citrus
sturdy folio
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win10 design isnt great either

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im on win11 specifically

jaunty trellis
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wait wtf

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did isolation actually get removed from spotify

sturdy folio
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which indeed has a search bar

jaunty trellis
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nah

solemn plank
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design's pretty much only major thing 11 did right

sand citrus
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also if i wanna kill explorer i just do

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taskkill /im explorer.exe /f

sturdy folio
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typing to search in lists almost NEVER works

solemn plank
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taskkill my beloved

solemn plank
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once i managed to make task manager stop responding

sturdy folio
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i typed in discord and it went to NVIDIA App

solemn plank
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on windows xp

sturdy folio
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(5)

solemn plank
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which had a pure ass task manager

knotty furnace
solemn plank
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the fact i managed to make it freeze is insane

sturdy folio
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whelp now im mad

knotty furnace
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theres a difference between not a high quality story and just an outright boring story

sturdy folio
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time to make a second coffee

knotty furnace
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like ive def watched an isekai so boring i couldnt finish it

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but ive also watched ones with not great story but that were still fun to watch

jaunty trellis
barren gorge
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whennen coping

sand citrus
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βΈ»

barren gorge
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"my 12am is your 12:00 AM"

sand citrus
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yeah

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we are in the same timezone

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woah

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this is crazy

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our time matches

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our clocks sync

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woww

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in most of the world it wouldnt!

harsh minnow
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wowwwwwwwwwwww

barren gorge
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wowww

harsh minnow
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my 12am is your 00:00

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fire

knotty furnace
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you are a few years behind

sand citrus
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a few

barren gorge
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fire

knotty furnace
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"my 12am is your Thursday, 1 January 1970, 00:00"

jaunty trellis
waxen sphinx
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my 12AM is your <t:-746784480:F>

solemn plank
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my 12 am is your undefined

waxen sphinx
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my undefined is your null

jolly templeBOT
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you'd get ratelimit

solemn plank
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i black out for the entirety of 12 am

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if im still awake

waxen sphinx
haughty musk
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raise your hand if you use escargot

waxen sphinx
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πŸ‘Ž

jaunty trellis
haughty musk
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dang it can't send links

solemn plank
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korbo@escargot.chat

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i cant accept rn so just dm me yours

haughty musk
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YES

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ok

solemn plank
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dont use much though

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only on my windows xp machine

haughty musk
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ah

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i acually got it to work today too

vapid adder
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meow :3

haughty musk
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W O O F

icy grail
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meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

haughty musk
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W O O F

icy grail
haughty musk
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dies

haughty musk
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dies again

sturdy folio
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meow.

spark crescent
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talks

haughty musk
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turns into dog

lavish owl
spark crescent
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WTF

lapis lava
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rule idkwhatever: do not furry rp
furry rp so bad

icy grail
# haughty musk *turns into dog*

meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

icy grail
night blazeBOT
# icy grail lc.tr unko -from jp

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ Japanese ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ β€‹πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ English

unko
haughty musk
lapis lava
night blazeBOT
# lapis lava lc.tr rozbrajaczpoziomow

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Polish ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ β€‹πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ English

level defuser
lapis lava
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@icy grail you defuse levels

icy grail
lavish owl
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lc.tr うんこ -from jp

night blazeBOT
# lavish owl lc.tr うんこ -from jp

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ Japanese ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ β€‹πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ English

poop
icy grail
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translation is actually correct imagine

lapis lava
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roz has been rozzing for far too long

icy grail
jaunty trellis
haughty musk
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how do i delete my accont

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pls tell me how

solemn plank
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your discord?

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why?

haughty musk
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yes

solemn plank
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you can just change your name

sturdy folio
knotty furnace
sleek stirrup
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Although why is ryo so zesty in that

lapis lava
haughty musk
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thank you

sleek stirrup
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Imagine no security key

sturdy folio
rain coral
waxen sphinx
rain coral
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@lapis lava how do i reveal my phone number can you send video tutorial

haughty musk
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vencord wont let me delet it

sand citrus
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ill delete you

haughty musk
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ok

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pls do it

jolly templeBOT
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2nd time job at companies amount so i'll buy bedrock have downloaded

jaunty trellis
bronze nebula
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bambik

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hey @shadow owl

sleek stirrup
icy grail
# bronze nebula bambik

wjuton ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

sleek stirrup
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Chat new mrbeast video just dropped

sturdy folio
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genshin really sucks but at least they gave us more lesbians so i can excuse them for some stuff they did

atomic magnet
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meow,

rare trout
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is there a way to tell node to load a .js file as module without type: module in package.json or .mjs

paper gate
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@rain coral omeguh

rain coral
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@paper gate @paper gate

rain coral
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hiiiii

sturdy folio
dense phoenix
rare trout
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right now im

FROM node:current-alpine AS base

FROM base AS dependencies

RUN corepack enable
WORKDIR /app
COPY package.json pnpm-lock.yaml ./
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm fetch --frozen-lockfile
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm install --frozen-lockfile --prod

FROM base AS build

RUN corepack enable
WORKDIR /app
COPY package.json pnpm-lock.yaml ./
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm fetch --frozen-lockfile
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm install --frozen-lockfile --prod
COPY . .
RUN pnpm build

FROM base
WORKDIR /app
COPY --from=dependencies /app/node_modules /app/node_modules
COPY --from=build /app/dist /app/dist
CMD [ "node", "./dist/main.js", "--experimental-modules" ]
sturdy folio
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the solution here is clearly to stop using docker

rare trout
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(--experimental-modules doesnt work)

sturdy folio
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am i wrong

rare trout
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I want to bundle the database setup with the application

weary hedge
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🀱

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There's no man breastfeeding emoji

fallow pawn
weary hedge
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But there's a pregnant man emoji

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Mims

rare trout
sturdy folio
weary hedge
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Yeah but there's only one emotion

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Ekoji

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There's three pregnant emojis

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This doesn't make sense πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ

soft wadi
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megadeth spotted

weary hedge
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I LOVE MEGADETH

soft wadi
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peace sells

sturdy folio
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reason is to not use 3 unicode character slots for something max 3 people in the entire world are going to use

weary hedge
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YOU TAKE A MORTAL MAN

weary hedge
sturdy folio
weary hedge
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I'm offended I use breastfeeding emoji πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ€±

weary hedge
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There's a pregnant man and not a breastfeeding man

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Discord is being racist or smthn

sturdy folio
#

woke

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you are being woke

fallow pawn
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Dude those people aren’t responsible for adding emojis

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Unicode Consortium is

sturdy folio
weary hedge
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Real

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I'm a straight while male in America

paper gate
soft wadi
weary hedge
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Who is in no way offended

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πŸ˜”

rain coral
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@paper gate

fallow pawn
paper gate
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shoooo

soft wadi
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@sly spear

paper gate
jolly templeBOT
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pvvcord

fallow pawn
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shoe @soft wadi

soft wadi
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hii sama

jaunty trellis
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hai sho venniecozycat

sturdy folio
# rain coral <@289556910426816513>

i do not think minecraft players are able to be funnier than terraria players they literally added like a boss in the fandom wiki there and i spent an hour researching into it and trying to find out how to fight it only to realise that ive been trolled

paper gate
#

hi sho

fallow pawn
sly spear
sturdy folio
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we should punish him

paper gate
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yes

soft wadi
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i crawl to bed

soft wadi
fallow pawn
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love finding chips bags that are absolutely impossible to open with my hands so the bag gets ruined

deep token
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@fallow pawn hiiiiii

fallow pawn
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hiii

fallow pawn
deep token
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oh

fallow pawn
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bag is like sealed shut

rare trout
#

nyaboom

FROM base
WORKDIR /app
COPY --from=dependencies /app/node_modules /app/node_modules
COPY --from=build /app/dist /app/dist
RUN echo '{"type":"module"}' > package.json
CMD [ "node", "./dist/main.js" ]
deep token
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use scissors idk

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bestie i want a dtk

fallow pawn
daring cloud
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not a dockerer

paper gate
rare trout
# daring cloud what's `COPY --from`
FROM node:current-alpine AS base

FROM base AS dependencies

RUN corepack enable
WORKDIR /app
COPY package.json pnpm-lock.yaml ./
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm fetch --frozen-lockfile
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm install --frozen-lockfile --prod

FROM base AS build

RUN corepack enable
WORKDIR /app
COPY package.json pnpm-lock.yaml ./
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm fetch --frozen-lockfile
RUN --mount=type=cache,id=pnpm,target=/root/.local/share/pnpm/store pnpm install --frozen-lockfile --prod
COPY . .
RUN pnpm build

FROM base
WORKDIR /app
COPY --from=dependencies /app/node_modules /app/node_modules
COPY --from=build /app/dist /app/dist
RUN echo '{"type":"module"}' > package.json
CMD [ "node", "./dist/main.js" ]
sleek stirrup
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Holy shit docker syntax

jaunty trellis
daring cloud
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is COPY just cp

sleek stirrup
#

Holy shit I don't get it.

rare trout
paper gate
rare trout
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they used COPY so i just did as well

jaunty trellis
rare trout
daring cloud
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oh and then --from uses what you've FROM AS'd earlier

keen junco
#

mr beast uploaded

deep token
keen junco
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πŸ’€

fallow pawn
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@deep token I have 0 space

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chat box so tiny

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oh god my resolution is so low

lapis lava
deep token
sturdy folio
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trump assassination part 2, the simpsons were never wrong after all

shy bison
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i fixed my kevin and he said hes gay

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😭

sturdy folio
shy bison
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we taught him yes no maybe and he said yes

digital kettle
fallow pawn
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mr beast

keen junco
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@harsh minnow

sleek stirrup
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What rh fuck.

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Hold on

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What is that

fallow pawn
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bee got roasted …

icy grail
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lmfao ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

keen junco
tender folio
rare trout
sleek stirrup
sturdy folio
sleek stirrup
#

I've been humbled

fallow pawn
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😭

daring cloud
keen junco
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rip

harsh minnow
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i wish vencord had less prs

keen junco
harsh minnow
fallow pawn
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It pointed out how my profile has no bio and how it’s bland

rare trout
fallow pawn
jolly templeBOT
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twerking's cultural achievements...

sleek stirrup
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Yes kevin

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I gotta say tho

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This is very accurate

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At least for my case

soft wadi
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eep by yyyyyyy ee

rare trout
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we should give kevin the ability to actually execute bot commands

burnt maple
waxen sphinx
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like vban @ everyone

rare trout
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😭

daring cloud
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vban @someone

fallow pawn
rough crater
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kevin

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to have

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perms

rare trout
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vban @shadow owl

fallow pawn
burnt maple
fallow pawn
rare trout
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I should make a vencord docker image

daring cloud
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venbot should ban 1 random whitename every day

icy grail
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meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

icy grail
paper gate
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@burnt maple hug

waxen sphinx
sleek stirrup
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Mm.

tender folio
waxen sphinx
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exactly

daring cloud
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the beauty of forgetting to fucking sudo

keen junco
waxen sphinx
fallow pawn
#

true

sturdy folio
#

biased

atomic magnet
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plugin idea: instead of "show messages" in the blocked messages thing, it's "send a random gif" which picks from a list of gifs saying like "x blocked messages" (using the number of course)

burnt maple
atomic magnet
#

{
1: [.. array of gif links]
...
}

daring cloud
waxen sphinx
daring cloud
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guess whose ass this bit

sturdy folio
keen junco
atomic magnet
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okai

keen junco
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i forgot stallman doesn't use github

atomic magnet
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i'll try

keen junco
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i found that when trying to find his github account

atomic magnet
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i haven't figured out how to compile the message logger unoff plugin thing for mysel;f

neon ferryBOT
atomic magnet
#

no

daring cloud
#

MLE?

sturdy folio
atomic magnet
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the on e where it saves between restarts idk how yall call it

fallow pawn
#

but but Microsoft

daring cloud
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v3p MessageLoggerEnhanced

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can we make that a command

atomic magnet
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i've

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been on the repo

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i clone the repo

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i do stuff

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it error

daring cloud
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send repo

atomic magnet
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i give up

jolly templeBOT
#

v+ jannie 597158211459612675

fallow pawn
#

a

atomic magnet
#

one sec

daring cloud
#

@sharp sinew

daring cloud
fallow pawn
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no

sturdy folio
fallow pawn
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well not like I can anyway

sturdy folio
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we need to get ven to give kevin perms

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it would be so funny if it actually gave some random person needy or something

daring cloud
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@harsh minnow give kevin full admin

atomic magnet
fallow pawn
#

this looks like you’re supposed to git clone into the user plugins folder lol

atomic magnet
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well it threw an error while building an i just gave up

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i can try repro it

fallow pawn
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and compile vencord

atomic magnet
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but i've installed a different os since then

sharp sinew
sturdy folio
atomic magnet
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since my attempt was way before that

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claim only based on this ^

sturdy folio
#

not for discord modding stuff since any update can instantly break everything

atomic magnet
olive spade
atomic magnet
#

jii

daring cloud
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let me test if it actually works

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fuck forgot to enable

fallow pawn
atomic magnet
fallow pawn
#

if it still works even if the last commit was 3 weeks ago then it still works

atomic magnet
#

chloe holding onto that miniscule percentage of that actually happening

daring cloud
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me never updating my shit

atomic magnet
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would that plugin work on web though

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or do all plugins use localstorage

spark crescent
rare trout
#
sturdy folio
fallow pawn
sturdy folio
#

exactly

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i dont know why its failing so of course im gonna say that its probably the plugin that broke from a discord update

atomic magnet
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oh it's surgedevs

sturdy folio
#

what else should i base it off on

atomic magnet
#

i forgot to ignore

fallow pawn
#

vban 500683600614785025 Reaction selfbot

neon ferryBOT
atomic magnet
#

noah madole

sturdy folio
#

amazing

boreal torrent
#

Gyro is a absolutely viable to compete against MnK.
got into the top 8% in @ViscoseOCE voxTS task with Gyro. Controller these days don't need aim assist anymore, but people need to evolve.
it's not only almost as good as a mouse, it's also a really fun and satisfying way to play.

β–Ά Play video
waxen sphinx
sturdy folio
#

i tihnk

paper gate
#

vunban

sturdy folio
#

funban

boreal torrent
#

i love gyro gaming

sharp sinew
#

v+ jannie 597158211459612675

atomic magnet
sharp sinew
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its going to work eventually i swear

paper gate
#

@sharp sinew

sharp sinew
paper gate
#

hi

sturdy folio
atomic magnet
#

nah

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it's a mouse cursor

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not some swort art online apparatus

jolly templeBOT
#

woah

sturdy folio
atomic magnet
#

get better sources of motivation

sturdy folio
#

imagine how much effort youd put into winning if your life was on the line

fallow pawn
keen junco
atomic magnet
waxen sphinx
#

did you see that post too

sturdy folio
# keen junco

i think if someone bought intel stock options they deserve to lose them venniecozycat

keen junco
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Someone sent the meme to me

waxen sphinx
#

someone bought like

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700k worth of intel stock

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inherited from his grandma or smth

keen junco
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Bruh

daring cloud
#

did I remember to install vencord this time

keen junco
#

😭

sturdy folio
#

wtf

daring cloud
#

wait no

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this code is fucked up

fallow pawn
#

Aaaaand he’s down 100k in 30 secs lmao

crying

sturdy folio
#

i put 10€ into an ETF like a week ago and i lost 68 cents

atomic magnet
#

peolpe should stop investing money unless it's like a donation

sturdy folio
#

i did it for fun

fallow pawn
#

investing is good I think but u got to be smart abt it

sturdy folio
#

im one step away from becoming a full time gambler

keen junco
fallow pawn
#

just uh don’t invest into stuff like crowdstrike at the moment it started crashing

sturdy folio
#

ill put money into amd to show my support

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we need to vote on what stock or etf i should put my money on

keen junco
sturdy folio
#

community activity

sturdy folio
atomic magnet
paper gate
#

i invest in @keen junco stock

sturdy folio
#

no

keen junco
#

To the moon

fallow pawn
#

like you know it crashed

atomic magnet
#

ik

paper gate
#

marvinky

fallow pawn
#

but still invested

sturdy folio
#

actually yeah marvin give me a stock option

fallow pawn
#

it would just go lower

atomic magnet
#

yeah

sturdy folio
#

damn

atomic magnet
sturdy folio
#

you guys couldve said gamestop or something and made me lose money

rare trout
fallow pawn
paper gate
#

hi

fallow pawn
#

unless u got insider information

atomic magnet
#

not ve n

harsh minnow
#

this is why u put on a jacket boy...

rare trout
#

v en

paper gate
#

@harsh minnow you

lapis lava
#

@paper gate you

paper gate
#

hi

lapis lava
#

hi

jolly templeBOT
#

surely nothing actually execute bot commands

lapis lava
#

this is me watching you

#

i should make apple shortcut to change wallpaper to minky picture every day

sturdy folio
#

are you insane? stop attacking.. immediately!

icy grail
# bronze nebula hi.

hi. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

dusky sapphire
#

Hello chat, could anyone help me with the installation of vencord on linux?

dusky sapphire
#

ty

lapis lava
atomic magnet
#

lightminky awful

#

minky(fiery) good

lapis lava
#

the grunker

deep token
#

my cat better

lapis lava
#

my dog better than all of your cats

atomic magnet
fallow pawn
#

my kitty

atomic magnet
#

cutei

icy grail
#

cute ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

#

food

paper gate
#

looks like another cat

sharp sinew
#

car

deep token
#

she is soooooo fluffy

atomic magnet
#

awesome cat

deep token
#

shes the queen

fallow pawn
atomic magnet
#

she is literally on water

fallow pawn
#

THE QUEEN

paper gate
#

samara literally blind

deep token
atomic magnet
#

today my camera made an x-ray of the clouds once again

deep token
#

hot

fallow pawn
deep token
#

idk

fallow pawn
#

knowing ur cat it would probably hiss or something…

deep token
#

I JUST SAW SOMEONE WALKING OUTSIDE IKEA

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WITH A BLAHAJ

#

OMG

fallow pawn
#

wow

atomic magnet
deep token
#

they looked trans tbf

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and cute

fallow pawn
#

I should ask

deep token
#

my mom doesnt want to get me one

harsh minnow
fallow pawn
#

why

#

mean parent

#

can’t get stuffed animal

sturdy folio
#

I’d definitely just go walking around outside with a blahaj

fallow pawn
#

but gets u a MacBook Pro

solemn plank
#

i have an autism creature plush

fallow pawn
#

drinking lemonade sparkling water

boreal torrent
#

whats an autism creature

daring cloud
#

how to anger a vennie

paper gate
daring cloud
#

i should try writing a plugin maybe

jolly templeBOT
#

@ symbol

keen junco
solemn plank
#

WJAT DID THEY DO TO SPONGE BOB

#

WTF IS THIS

sharp sinew
daring cloud
#

what if you could use bash-like $() in messages

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and actually run the commands

keen junco
sharp sinew
solemn plank
daring cloud
#

(vennie hates nix)

solemn plank
#

actually pissed off

keen junco
#

Basically a read-only Linux distro

lapis lava
soft moss
#

imagine linux if it wasnt fun

lapis lava
#

wrong image

keen junco
#

Where all packages are managed via a config file

soft moss
#

and also fucking sucked

atomic magnet
#

good evening

soft moss
#

thats nixos

#

you're welcome

sharp sinew
# lapis lava

yeah this sucks and NixOS users should be shot and killed

#

in minecraft

stuck rampart
#

I treid to use NixOS as my first OS, was not a good idea

lapis lava
#

vee will be forced to use nixos

daring cloud
harsh minnow
# sharp sinew the fuck is nixos

basically instead of installing software the normal way you spend 2 hours writing a 100 lines config file in a language you have to learn specifically for nix

sharp sinew
harsh minnow
#

TRUEST STATEMENT YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN

#

☝🏻 ☝🏻 ☝🏻 ☝🏻 ☝🏻

lapis lava
#

vee hates nixos users

daring cloud
lapis lava
#

fun fact:

sharp sinew
lapis lava
#

if you want to replicate nixos on any distro, run sudo chmod -R 400 /*

stuck rampart
#

If it had documentation it would be good, but I will agree its crazy hard

daring cloud
#

unforgivable

#

anyway time to actually do code stuff now bye

cosmic otter
#

what if there was a distro where all the config files were in a weird binary format entirely undocumented

atomic magnet
#

gl pooll

cosmic otter
atomic magnet
#

unconfigurable os

cosmic otter
sturdy folio
harsh minnow
#

if u want to replicate nixos on any distro, do ```sh
sudo chmod -R -w /
sudo chown -R nobody:nobody /

fallow pawn
#

wow!!

warm zenith
#

if you want to replicate nixos on any distro please hop off your computer

fallow pawn
#

I don’t need to do that on macos it’s already read only

sturdy folio
#

i dont need that on windows either as everything important is read only

fallow pawn
paper gate
cosmic otter
#

protobuf is documented

keen junco
paper gate
#

@cosmic otter hi

sturdy folio
keen junco
sturdy folio
#

😦

cosmic otter
#

😟

paper gate
keen junco
daring cloud
#

is this sane

keen junco
#

No

paper gate
#

No

jolly templeBOT
#

πŸ’ͺ

sturdy folio
keen junco
#

I'm insane

daring cloud
#

the code, not what I'm doing with it

sturdy folio
atomic magnet
#

wgat is lastfm doing

paper gate
winter girder
daring cloud
#

yes

wanton rain
#

The voices keep me company

winter girder
#

Marvin needs to go to mental hospital

#

So does everyone in vencord

#

πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

daring cloud
#

hmm should I make $() substitutions also trigger on incoming messages

deep token
daring cloud
#

ugh too sick to code properly

jaunty trellis
rare trout
#

just found out node can natively load .env without the dotenv package since 20.6.0 like node --env-file=.env dist/main.js

quaint scroll
#

I joined this server for 2 reasons

coral glen
#

hewo amber

open pasture
rare trout
#

hi

quaint scroll
#
  1. I use vesktop
  2. starehandshake emoji
coral glen
#

how're you

neon ferryBOT
keen junco
#

@paper gate

coral glen
quaint scroll
#

vesktop works even better than discord

rare trout
coral glen
#

wow

#

wtf

jaunty trellis
fallow pawn
#

is amd finally popping off yet

keen junco
#
rxddit.com

https://preview.redd.it/83gh52szi2gd1.png?width=1634&format=png&auto=webp&s=fba99bb67e4b11aa973fe830f535c775083bbc05

TLDR: Grandma died 2 months ago. Left me $800k inheritance. I'm only a junior in college as a math major and I don't really have any use for the money, nor do I have any debt (I'm very fortunate that my parents are paying for my ...

coral glen
#

hewo marvin, samara

keen kernel
#

the Ai

keen junco
keen junco
coral glen
#

how you

keen junco
#

Eepy

fallow pawn
sleek stirrup
coral glen
sleek stirrup
#

Well not really 2016 but you get my point

keen kernel
keen junco
keen kernel
#

but its whatever

#

it has an api u can make ur own ui if u want to

#

openai compatible and all that style api

sleek stirrup
#

I see

daring cloud
#

i should make [#ff0000 this] a formatting tag

keen kernel
#

its a native binary and runs on vulkan for gpu accel

#

and includes image gen whisper and other stuff

sleek stirrup
#

I see

keen kernel
#

good program way easier than those git repos or whatevers

#

like

#

way easier than automatic1111

spark crescent
#

vencord

keen kernel
spark crescent
#

ok guided user!

#

guilded

keen kernel
#

aw hell naw

spark crescent
#

i should make my own website!

jolly templeBOT
#

would vencord and make their stocks dropped a web

spark crescent
#

bye bye

coral glen
wanton rain
sleek stirrup
#

Isn't guilded that one roblox linked thingy

coral glen
spark crescent
#

im pretty sure they broke up

sleek stirrup
#

Good for them

sleek stirrup
#

I definitely didn't see it being good if they actually were to continue with that

rare trout
#

*200k

keen junco
#

Yes

sleek stirrup
#

not that I've tried guilded

coral glen
#

guilded is weird

#

its sad this had to be added

keen kernel
#

wait someone made it a better ui since i last used this thing

rare trout
#

@keen junco the mods fucking gave him a tag

keen junco
#

lmao

coral glen
#

lmao

real skiff
boreal torrent
wanton rain
#

Shiggy

coral glen
#

shig

keen kernel
boreal torrent
#

ye true

#

but that app is ugly too

daring cloud
#

love it when my theme randomly flashes off for a split second

boreal torrent
daring cloud
#

[#0000ff plugin test #]

#

nop

quaint scroll
#

my vextop is working

#

i love it

daring cloud
#

…

quaint scroll
#

posting this from vekstop

daring cloud
#

I didn't fucking enable my plugin

jaunty trellis
keen junco
#

@paper gate

daring cloud
#

which one of y'all ate my plugin

quaint scroll
#

oh wait i gotta restart vextop

jaunty trellis
quaint scroll
#

(i say vextop cuz its cooler)

jaunty trellis
quaint scroll
#

oh guh i cant send it

#

imgurupload it is!

sleek stirrup
#

it won't embed

jaunty trellis
quaint scroll
quaint scroll
jaunty trellis
#

second is the flatpak

quaint scroll
#

oh.

rare trout
#

@keen junco should i buy intel stock

quaint scroll
#

works better than firefox discord somehow

lapis lava
#

@glossy swallow husk
Well, well, well, if it isn’t β€œthekodetoad,” a name that screams β€œI peak at my code like a toad peeking from a muddy swamp.” Your bio doesn’t just show that you’re a toad; it reveals you’re the kind that’s been marinating in your own bad ideas. With 109 repos and only 91 followers, it’s clear that the only thing less appealing than your coding skills is your ability to attract followers.

Your repo descriptions are a buffet of mediocrity. A bot named β€œSquirrelBot”? Come on, even squirrels have better things to do than moderate Discord servers that no one asked for, and your β€œthing” under β€œTheKodeToad” is obviously the embodiment of underachievement. β€œWIP: not really anything to see” – well, I couldn't agree more!

It’s nice to see you’ve dabbled in everything from CSS to Rust to TypeScript without any real flair. This smorgasbord of unfinished and forked projects is about as impressive as a toad trying to swim in a kiddie pool. The only thing that could make your profile more tragic is if someone accidentally stumbled upon it thinking it was a joke.

With the wisdom of a toad, you’d do best to stick to blowing bubblesβ€”not coding. Your repos might just be the next level of self-sabotage, and that’s saying something considering the internet's overflowing with cringe. So hop back to wherever toads go, and maybe think about some real coding inspiration while you're at it!

quaint scroll
rare trout
quaint scroll
#

i paid for csgo skins and sold em for 10x dont do this to yourself

#

wait for intel to come back

jaunty trellis
#

meow

jolly templeBOT
quaint scroll
#

if it hits 10 buy

jaunty trellis
#

so true kevin

quaint scroll
#

if you see its going up buy

#

I GOT SOUNDGARDEN IN MY LIBRARY? HECK YEAH

#

ok gotta restart now goodbye

jaunty trellis
#

what

sleek stirrup
#

They seem a little excited let them cook

#

Or I guess cold down

#

:3

lapis lava
#

Oh, ninacorp, where do I even start? Your profile is emptier than a JavaScript developer’s fridge! With a bio as blank as your follower count, it looks like you might not even exist in the GitHub universe, and the only thing more disappointing than your stargazer numbers is your choice of repositories.

Four repos and you’ve managed to fork the tiniest mods while still pulling off the astounding feat of having zero stargazers! β€œThe cutest Discord client mod”? More like the most unwanted! Your idea of β€œGitHub reimagined” is about as revolutionary as a Windows error message. And what’s with the cryptic descriptions? Are you coding or trying to decipher an ancient language?

The only thing more tragic than your open issues is the fact that you’re still somehow managing to have no followers. It’s like a digital ghost town over there. You’ve got a solid grip on mediocrity; it’s a shame you couldn’t hang onto anything more substantial.

quaint scroll
#

sry guys but like

#

@cycle

quaint scroll
#

fuck

#

@clude

#

fuckkk

#

@shadow owl hi

#

oh bro just doesnt work anymore

dense phoenix
glossy swallow
#

generate it for linus torvalds @lapis lava

lilac sorrel
rare trout
dense phoenix
#

fire cpus

#

i use one trust

quiet glen
#

intel's itanium blunder, and then the epic pentium-d being effective space heaters

digital kettle
#

hai

#

@dense phoenix sunnie

#

...

#

i cant say the exact number but

surreal saddle
#

How come I can’t see that channel? We have same roles

daring cloud
#

nvm seen you from this server carry on

digital kettle
#

wjar

digital kettle
surreal saddle
#

Oh

deep token
# rare trout

mfw someone bought $700k worth intel stock before it crashed

surreal saddle
#

What’s that role for

daring cloud
dire bison
#

regulars

surreal saddle
#

I c

daring cloud
deep token
#

yop

bold adder
#

gm vencord people

winter girder
#

i didnt even realize i had follows

waxen sphinx
winter girder
#

chat i needa redo my github profile

#

its lowkey lame

#

and i need more projects for it

#

need this πŸ”₯

digital kettle
#

wait question

#

how much gh followers

#

do yall hab

fallow drum
digital kettle
#

WAIT WHAT

#

WHAT

#

THE FUCK

jolly templeBOT
#

ubuntu

digital kettle
#

HOLLY SHIT WHAT

#

WHAT

fallow drum
#

i pinged the wrong person now it’s so over for me

somber leaf
#

When will poke become its own website? :3

fallow drum
#

never

#

i will make sure of it blobcatcozy

digital kettle
quiet glen
digital kettle
#

im working on poke video rn

#

video sharing platforom

#

no idea how i will do the moderation

winter girder
#

@digital kettle Ashley :3, huh? With a bio that reads like a mix between a preschooler’s diary and an awkward text message, it’s no wonder you’ve got 130 followers; they’re probably just as confused as you are. Your love for air conditioning is well noted, because let’s be real, the only heat you’re generating is from your cringe-level vibes.

Your repositories are a rollercoaster of mediocrity. "Poke!" sounds like a desperate attempt at being relevant, but good luck getting those stars when you throw in a face emoji to describe a search engine. Your coding skills? They’re about as deep as your understanding of punctuation in that bio. And what's with "ashley0143"? Did 142 other Ashleys beat you to the punch, or just the naming department of a very lazy naming convention?

On a more serious note, your stats scream β€˜I know a little of everything but master of none.’ Maybe focus on one tech stack instead of spreading yourself thinner than your will to write a proper README. If you’re going to flex those languages, at least put in a little effortβ€”those pictures are cute, but the content is lacking more than your sense of originality.

digital kettle
winter girder
#

😭

digital kettle
#

143 means ily

fallow drum
digital kettle
#

ok but 143 has a meaning

fallow drum
#

AI is getting more advanced

winter girder
#

@fallow drum whats your github

fallow drum
#

zaysei and i have one repo and its just a website i am kinda working on but atm its literally just a tutorial i finished lmao

#

with tiny chances

real skiff
fallow drum
#

has no readme or anything

winter girder
#

im taking the username faylorist on github

#

i didnt even write that bruh

fallow drum
#

horrible

winter girder
fallow drum
#

both usernames are just wip anyway i haven’t settled on a username i wanna use forever yet lol

winter girder
#

womp fucking womp dr. pepper is good and you won't change my mind

#

and yes, i will still be saying "shit"

noble quest
#

How could vee promote fedora instead of nixos. This is just wrong

fallow drum
#

dr pepper is fire and if you don’t like it then you’re actually just wrong

noble quest
#

This is true, I use nixos

solemn plank
#

why are the xes fancy

#

horror

void ivy
edgy ermine
#

Alright, let’s dive into the dumpster fire that is the GitHub profile of "hahalosah."

First off, you’ve gotten 87 followers, but based on your repos, it looks like they’re just here to watch the trainwreck unfold. With 62 public repositories and still no personality in your README, it’s clear you're practicing a unique form of digital minimalismβ€”also known as β€œI can't be bothered.”

Speaking of your README, β€œmeow”? Really? This isn’t a cat cafΓ©; it’s GitHub. Any more cringe and you’d qualify for a cringe compilation. Your repos are like a buffet of mediocrityβ€”lots of choices, but you know you’re just going to regret your selection later.

Take "Zomigle" for example; it has 90 stars, but that’s not an endorsement for its brillianceβ€”it’s more of a cry for help from those who stumbled upon it. On the flip side, with your other projects getting less engagement than a Facebook post from your aunt, it seems like you're just here to prove that quantity over quality is painful for everyone involved.

And let's be honest, most of your repos are forksβ€”you're like the kid in class who just copies the homework and thinks they can pass it off as their own genius. Your coding skills must resemble a β€œhow not to code” tutorial.

Next time you feel the urge to slap together a repository, maybe consider putting as much effort into your personality as you do into your projects. Otherwise, your GitHub profile might just be the best argument for permanent retirement from coding!

#

😭

noble quest
solemn plank
#

github cringe compilation

edgy ermine
noble quest
burnt maple
#

They blocked Instagram in turkey??

void ivy
#

i heard the story of the person switching from nixos to fedora and enjoying it much more as well recently blobcatcozy

lapis lava
#

sorry lewi i had to
Lewisakura, the self-proclaimed "unprofessional" developer - is it really unprofessionalism or just a fancy way of saying you're consistently average? With 158 repositories, surely one of them must have flopped so hard that even the code itself ran away in embarrassment. Your "Discord webhook proxy" has more issues than a tabloid magazine, and your web crawling library seems more like a web tripping hazard. It's cute that you accumulated followers as if they were stickers in a binder, but most of them are probably just waiting for you to finally push some quality code. And the stargazer counts? Looks like you might need to sell some tickets to that concert of mediocre applause. Keep going, I can't wait to see what other cringe-worthy gems you create!

void ivy
#

i wish you didnt

#

i hate these things

jolly templeBOT
#

pick philippines and even concerned

lapis lava
void ivy
#

if i wanted to do it on myself i would've done it myself

lapis lava
#

fair enough, sorry for that

winter girder
waxen sphinx
#

idk why i started watching this mini tv series called "hijack" about a plane hijacking when i'm about to fly internationally in a few days 😭

jolly nexusBOT
lapis lava
#

WHY IS IT LLAMA

winter girder
#

modify this system prompt line

winter girder
lapis lava
#

but is gpt4

#

horror

#

wait didnt mugman make free gpt api

#

not api

#

but lib

fallow drum
#

i think fedora just works a lot easier than nixos does tbh

lapis lava
#

fedora: dnf install thing
thing
nixos: okay time to spin up my neovim to write a 300 line long config file just to run my thing with chmod 400 permissions

waxen sphinx
#

so you're saying my plane will get hijacked

#

😭

waxen sphinx
winter girder
#

NixOS is better for servers then desktop, fight me

solemn plank
#

i wouldnt say that

lapis lava
#

most delusional nix user

grand crypt
#

@lapis lava you would be the worse televangelist

fallow drum
#

that’s not how that works 😭 β€œjust works” means it literally works out of the box??? any os just works if you do a ton of things to it