🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[deep token]

not even kidding

[barren gorge]

reindeer svarog

[verbal ledge]

15.2

[deep token]

yeah

[burnt maple]

You had a girl oc

[deep token]

i need 15.2

[verbal ledge]

vanillelilie

[deep token]

for my watch

[jolly temple]

wonder how vencordinstaller gets a ui design decisions)

[open pasture]

i am porfesional yapper

100% real

[barren gorge]

i i i mrrp meow :3

[somber leaf]

is it really that abnormal?

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

no one cares

jk

[burnt maple]

Didn’t expected

[deep token]

@open pasture fake luna

[open pasture]

unfort

[deep token]

fortnite

[open pasture]

i have words to say

that are not kind

but i am better

[deep token]

nuh uh

im better

[deep token]

tell those to tim sweeney

pls

he deserves it

[open pasture]

and elon

and pete parsons

and

[verbal ledge]

@deep token is the better luna

[somber leaf]

I hate Sweeney

[deep token]

yup

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

unfortday

[noble quest]

@somber leaf libsvt

[deep token]

meowday

[somber leaf]

Yes?

[open pasture]

dognight

[deep token]

@fallow pawn

[somber leaf]

Scalable vector technology AV1 is my name

[noble quest]

yup

[burnt maple]

[deep token]

literally

[open pasture]

1920x1080 image

[sand citrus]

Close enough

[open pasture]

52 x 923

[barren gorge]

25 × 329px image

[fallow pawn]

trolled hard

[open pasture]

thats me

[deep token]

girl what the FUCK do i do

i can't do SHIT

[open pasture]

i tell a story or a joke like 1 million times to the same person

[barren gorge]

yoooo did you knoe about that one time when batman came and popped 19 grams of estrogen right inside my bloodstream and said "if you commit any crimes i'll take you to gotham and inject testosterone instead" and then i committed a lil bit of arson but he let it slide

[open pasture]

The photo size "195x57px" reflects a compact yet potentially impactful visual format. Despite its small dimensions, it holds the potential to convey significant details or emotions. Such a size challenges the observer to focus on essentials, stripping away extraneous elements. It compels creativity in composition, forcing the photographer to prioritize what truly matters within the frame. This size can evoke intimacy, drawing viewers closer to scrutinize the subtleties embedded in its pixels. It invites exploration of texture, color, and context, often sparking curiosity about the story behind its captured moment. In essence, "195x57px" exemplifies the art of saying more with less, embracing constraints to amplify the power of visual communication.

[open pasture]

what

[somber leaf]

Chat should I start taking testosterone supplements

[barren gorge]

no

estrogen

[open pasture]

yes

jk

[sand citrus]

Estrogen so overrated

[open pasture]

fr

[barren gorge]

nooo

[somber leaf]

I’m all about that T life

[edgy ermine]

bims

[somber leaf]

This image goes so hard

He got a fucking silver metal

[median owl]

@edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

hai

[open pasture]

Nix and Arch Linux represent distinct paradigms in the world of operating systems, each catering to a specific niche of users and purposes.

Arch Linux, known for its simplicity and customization, appeals to enthusiasts and advanced users seeking full control over their system. Its minimalist approach means users build their environment from the ground up, selecting each component and configuring it to their exact specifications. This hands-on process fosters deep learning of Linux internals and encourages a community-driven ethos where knowledge sharing thrives.

On the other hand, NixOS takes a fundamentally different approach with its emphasis on declarative system configuration and reproducibility. It employs the Nix package manager, renowned for its ability to manage dependencies and configurations in a functional, atomic manner. This makes system upgrades and rollbacks straightforward and safe, crucial for environments requiring stability and consistency.

While Arch Linux celebrates flexibility and user-driven customization, NixOS prioritizes system reliability and predictability through its unique package management and configuration philosophy. Both OSes attract passionate communities of developers, sysadmins, and users who value open-source principles and the opportunity to tailor their computing experience precisely to their needs. Whether opting for Arch Linux's DIY ethos or NixOS's functional purity, users of both OSes find themselves part of vibrant ecosystems pushing the boundaries of what Linux can achieve.

[signal rose]

ok

[sand citrus]

Stop

[barren gorge]

wall

ban

[barren gorge]

vban walling

[sand citrus]

linux users make everything unfunny

[open pasture]

ok sorry

i started my daily yapping section rn

[edgy ermine]

walling

[jolly temple]

helena

[barren gorge]

yes kevin?

[sand citrus]

your or ai's

[open pasture]

oh noes

[median owl]

https://fxtwitter.com/Ox4d5a/status/1818819119170625802

[open pasture]

oh noes

im cooked

[edgy ermine]

i use vim

[median owl]

this shit keeps going 😭

[barren gorge]

@charred ledge

meow

[median owl]

my entire twitter is full

[open pasture]

oke

[deep token]

mreow

[somber leaf]

SO TRUE

[open pasture]

our our our

[somber leaf]

Dude has 1000 aura in that photo

[open pasture]

or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDNkVDGM_s

[deep token]

qhar

[charred ledge]

meow

[somber leaf]

why is this video 7MB

it would be 1 with AV1

[open pasture]

my friend is 4'4"

[spring trellis]

how old

[open pasture]

idk

[barren gorge]

nya

[open pasture]

i forgor yk 💀

i changed my bio

i added "me irl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDNkVDGM_s"

[somber leaf]

what

[open pasture]

what

[somber leaf]

ITS TheQuartering LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=updfe9V8yc8

[edgy ermine]

same shit

[open pasture]

nuh uh

not the same shit

they have different names 🤓

[somber leaf]

same shit different day

[open pasture]

ok thats a valid opinion

[sturdy folio]

aaaaand there we have it...YIKES...

[somber leaf]

I only know TheQuartering for being a occasional lolcow

[solemn plank]

IT STILL HAS THE TYPO...

[open pasture]

NOOO MY PORFESIONAL SCAM MESSAGE WAS BLOCKED

lol

[charred ledge]

fr

[ocean thistle]

no way this already becamed memed

[somber leaf]

how could it not the guy has aura

[median owl]

wtf does aura mean

😭

gen z ppl

[median owl]

istg

[open pasture]

01101001001000000110110001101001011010110110010100100000011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111001000000110001101101000011010010111000001110011

someone decode this

lol

[somber leaf]

this isnt a gen z slang its a normal fucking word

[solemn plank]

chatgpt ass response, it even has a concluding paragraph

[open pasture]

ik

[edgy ermine]

american detected

[open pasture]

i did it just to troll

[lapis lava]

fuck both
use windows 11

[somber leaf]

im on windows 11 pro

it sucks

[solemn plank]

fuck windows 11

[lapis lava]

love

[open pasture]

im on windows 10

[median owl]

I'm still working on it, I'm slow with binary

[edgy ermine]

fuck windows

[lapis lava]

do you use macos

[open pasture]

i have a laptop with a i7-4510U

[edgy ermine]

yes

i use macos

[jolly temple]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1GDOd80efEoOadEvJqEr?si=oVPd8XR-RnOngFBtRWCGaA

[open pasture]

its as bad as it sounds

[lapis lava]

nice

[solemn plank]

just hallucinate that your OS has no problems whatsoecer

[edgy ermine]

im on macos rn

[somber leaf]

i used to before someone took my macbook

[lapis lava]

tbh if i ever get another laptop ill likely go with a macbook

[edgy ermine]

vmink

[somber leaf]

its zeets cat

[median owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1267064746742513755/M_terU116_-_1817083850226565198.gif

vminker

[lapis lava]

(current laptop is gaming one)

/ "run 3 jetbrains ides" one

[keen junco]

meowdy

[somber leaf]

get a chromebook and put gentoo on it

[edgy ermine]

LIVE IN THE BALLS AND ALWAYS BE BURGER KING GAMING

[somber leaf]

go off queen

[lapis lava]

why 😭

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey you

[lapis lava]

i would rather use my laptop than tinker with some deranged distro and setup

[edgy ermine]

no need

it already has gentoo

[somber leaf]

because theyre the new cheapo thinkpads and you can actually do stuff on gentoo

[winter needle]

you are evil

[median owl]

it's being used as some form of weird slang idfk

[somber leaf]

locked down gentoo thats kinda shit

[wraith osprey]

RAHHHH

[paper gate]

you are evil

[lapis lava]

i will very very likely upgrade to ios soon

[paper gate]

[edgy ermine]

no you

[dire dawn]

with some chromebooks, there arent any proper drivers for things like sound and such

[lapis lava]

so hopping on macos is second logical choice

[somber leaf]

damanged oled

[wraith osprey]

horror

[hollow galleon]

phone mold 😱

[edgy ermine]

ios is so good

[open pasture]

also these are my main pc (this one im using) specs
https://ibb.co/Brd02NC

i cant send images

[paper gate]

ios so bad

[open pasture]

i do it my way

[unkempt lichen]

bro

[open pasture]

lol

[unkempt lichen]

vencord wont work on web

[hollow galleon]

most likely heat tbh idk

[unkempt lichen]

for some reason

its not working for me

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @bold adder)

[open pasture]

uhh also the file name is on portuguese cause im not american

[somber leaf]

its just typical of display damage, probably the separate layers of the display slowly coming apart across the rest of it

[wraith osprey]

true but the pitfalls are too much

[unkempt lichen]

allr

[gray tangle]

vac get over here | get out of here

[silk kelp]

I hate iOS tbh

[gray tangle]

ugh

what was the command again

[silk kelp]

Pain to develop for, pain to use

[open pasture]

y

[bold adder]

:(

[open pasture]

i have a iphone

[solemn plank]

korbo loves you ❤️

[unkempt lichen]

lmao

[open pasture]

too bad

[edgy ermine]

womp womp

[paper gate]

korbo will be sent to jupiter

[unkempt lichen]

..

[edgy ermine]

go to support channel

not here

[burnt maple]

sos???

[hollow galleon]

why is the start button all the way up there

[silk kelp]

Keyboard sucks, can't directly load app packages, can't develop to it, apple has max signed keys, etc

[unkempt lichen]

ima cry <73

[edgy ermine]

new phone, haven't setup esim yet

[open pasture]

also css is dead on ios

oof

[lapis lava]

yop
i already have ipad

[rare trout]

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK

[lapis lava]

love ipados

[solemn plank]

korbo loves you ❤️

[open pasture]

THATS IPAD OS

[silk kelp]

css? It ever worked on macos natively?

[edgy ermine]

same shit

[paper gate]

RUN

[solemn plank]

facebook straight up doxxing them

[open pasture]

atleast on my iphone it doesnt work (7+)

[open pasture]

nuh uh

[unkempt lichen]

u love me im 2 and a half years old

[lapis lava]

also i already gave 1$/month to apple

give*

[silk kelp]

What do you mean it "doesn't work"?

[open pasture]

ipad os is missing a calculator

[jolly temple]

🧀

[paper gate]

cheese

[vapid adder]

hello

[bold adder]

cheese

[solemn plank]

go back to the mines

[somber leaf]

it just got a calculator

[lapis lava]

https://calculator.apps.chrome

[paper gate]

@vapid adder

[open pasture]

i tried to open some local html files and they didn't like find the css

[lapis lava]

yeah but i get 50gb of storage on icloud

[vapid adder]

helloo!!

[lapis lava]

and private relay

and custom email domain I don't use

and hide my email

[open pasture]

althought in the code it says where is the css file

[silk kelp]

That's probably a localization issue, not an issue with iOS

[open pasture]

oh

[silk kelp]

You definitely don't want that to work lol

[edgy ermine]

there's a github app for mac

[silk kelp]

Massive security risk

[wraith osprey]

iPads have the capability to cannibalize the lower end macbooks but apple arbitrarily enforces segregation which ends up making the iPads useless

honestly its sad

[open pasture]

and they forgot to add a calculator

thats the worst part

[somber leaf]

Jesus fucking Christ wait for iOS 18 it’s getting one

[somber leaf]

Pretty much.

[open pasture]

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING IPAD

I HAVE A SHITTY IPHONE 7 PLUS

[paper gate]

i refuse to use apple products

[edgy ermine]

math notes are here!

[silk kelp]

I just don't see the appeal of buying a macbook and iPhone to develop for a device that has a max key signage per week. What a fucking joke.

[hollow galleon]

why does it do that

[wraith osprey]

🤡

[somber leaf]

I miss my m3 pro MacBook Pro but sho has it now

[edgy ermine]

fuck you mean

[paper gate]

[edgy ermine]

any apps i develop i can install forever

[open pasture]

i miss my crappy samsung tablet that hardly ran the OS

[edgy ermine]

never to expire

[open pasture]

that shit had 2gb of ram

[wraith osprey]

I love paying 100 dollars to apple so I can sign my apps

[silk kelp]

Not what I said. You have max unique key signs.

[edgy ermine]

codesign -s - /path/to/my/app

ad-hoc signature

forever

[edgy ermine]

i didn't pay a dollar for adp

[burnt maple]

omgg

[rare trout]

I HATE THIS FUCKING APP

[solemn plank]

simply hallucinate that your os works without flaw and you are good

[lapis lava]

my phone screen stopped working

like rn

no more inputs

go through

love

[burnt maple]

Soda you’re so real

[open pasture]

print("im a dumbass and i don't know how to code but i say i can code")

[rare trout]

ive tried a dozen times over

[somber leaf]

What?

[wraith osprey]

what the hell is this

[rare trout]

you can always log in again ayear later

[rare trout]

facebook

[silk kelp]

I had a developer on my team have to exclusively use a VM because his iPhone wouldn't let him add another key signature since he was developing another app. Apple is actually a fucking joke.

[sudden sun]

so true

[solemn plank]

next you are going to see me

[somber leaf]

WAIT YOURE CTA

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/zakuro-subahibi-zakuro-subahibi-zakuro-subarashiki-hibi-subarashiki-hibi-gif-27680452

[edgy ermine]

iOS can't be virtualized without some funny workarounds, are you using appetize/correlium?

lmfao

also imagine not being able to run unsigned code on your iPhone

[lapis lava]

had to connect with scrcpy

[sudden sun]

chat help my unlimited signing is going to waste

[wraith osprey]

ur so cooked

[edgy ermine]

feather spotted

[hollow galleon]

ugly ass theming 💔

[sudden sun]

true

[sudden sun]

these arent on my hs

so dc

[bold adder]

mualani

[lapis lava]

true

[sudden sun]

TRUE

[lapis lava]

dont want to factory reset it else i lose adb connection

[hollow galleon]

what do these words mean

[paper gate]

scary

[burnt maple]

llscccc

[silk kelp]

Apple officially supports iPhone virtualization via xcode... I feel like you don't know what you're talking about.

[sudden sun]

hiiii oomfie

hru

[jolly temple]

answer: kid pix deluxe 4 gb file

[edgy ermine]

I feel YOU don't know what you're talking about

[hollow galleon]

so true kevin

[edgy ermine]

the simulator is NOT AN EMULATOR

[silk kelp]

Then what is it?

[sudden sun]

not correct, it is a simulator.

[edgy ermine]

it's a fucking simulator

[burnt maple]

[edgy ermine]

it runs on the same kernel

smh

[sudden sun]

do not dabble in topics you are unfamiliar with

[paper gate]

I dabble in necromancy

[sudden sun]

.

[edgy ermine]

when you have an emulator that can emulate the iOS kernel, SEP, and everything else, LMK

[sudden sun]

same

[lapis lava]

zooter will dabble into anime

[paper gate]

nop

[hollow galleon]

i can't talk about apple products apart from sideloading i don't know how to turn off the flashlight from the lockscreen

[edgy ermine]

also the simulator isn't even that bad to work with...

[rare trout]

facebook suggesting i add my high school ex's younger sister is fucked up

[sudden sun]

simulator is fine

[edgy ermine]

i've developed apps on my macbook air 2015 with no problems

[silk kelp]

It's emulating iPhone as a whole. It emulates the hardware features of the iPhone.

[edgy ermine]

it does not 😂

[sudden sun]

no it doesn’t

mfs when they discuss things they have no idea about

[silk kelp]

Wait you can't use sensors in a simulator?

[edgy ermine]

it runs SpringBoard and launchd

that's about it

LOL

[sudden sun]

fr

[sudden sun]

no it uses macos’ launchd tho right?

[silk kelp]

iPhone sensors can't be mocked in simulator?

[edgy ermine]

i think it uses another funny separate launchd

[sudden sun]

o

close enough

[edgy ermine]

i remember seeing it in activity monitor

might be wrong though

but it definitely runs SpringBoard

because i've respringed it before

lmfao

[sudden sun]

its still just a window frame shell environment for your application thats built for your host computer’s architecture

[paper gate]

yea

[edgy ermine]

just run killall SpringBoard in macOS Terminal to respring the simulator

[sudden sun]

fr

[edgy ermine]

they can

you're given tools to do so

[paper gate]

I want hugs

[silk kelp]

Congratulations, that means it's being emulated. You are emulating the functions of the device.

[wraith osprey]

scrinkel

[edgy ermine]

mf has no idea what he's talking about

[silk kelp]

Doesn't matter if iOS itself is running at a kernel level

[paper gate]

scrinkle and oye

[silk kelp]

It's being emulated

[edgy ermine]

it's not

[sudden sun]

dude you have issues

no hardware is being emulated. sensors are being swizzled in software stupid

[edgy ermine]

dude i wrote nekojb and nekojb rootful, i think i'd probably know the difference between a simulator and an emulator

[sudden sun]

any normal person should know

[edgy ermine]

when you can pop XNU into Ghidra/Binja and tell me what's going on I'll listen to you

[somber leaf]

considering what theyre saying it sounds more like a limited VM than a emulator

[edgy ermine]

there's no VM at all

[sudden sun]

its a simulator

[edgy ermine]

it runs in the same space as macOS

with the same filesystem

in fact

[somber leaf]

wait mac os and ios use the same kernel?

[edgy ermine]

using swift FileManager to list /tmp will list your macOS /tmp

[sudden sun]

yea

[edgy ermine]

yes

XNU/Darwin

[sudden sun]

all of apple’s os’ use xnu

lol

[edgy ermine]

ya

[noble quest]

@paper gate rain

[edgy ermine]

except old iPod

[jolly temple]

anywho

[somber leaf]

i knew they both used darwin but i thought they were different versions

[paper gate]

where

[winter girder]

What if we're all in a app that sam made

[edgy ermine]

simulator should be near native speeds

[sudden sun]

pretty much yea but theres not that much missing functionality. i basically only use simulator

[silk kelp]

The fuck? It's drag and drop lmfao. I've used both ghidra and Ida to reverse engineer obfuscated software. This has nothing to do with how iPhone simulators work.

[edgy ermine]

because there's no instruction emulation

[paper gate]

I should make android simulator

idk where to start

[winter girder]

Simulator? Wym

[edgy ermine]

i was referring to the internals

[noble quest]

localized entirely within a one mile radius of your house

[edgy ermine]

not RE as a whole

[paper gate]

I love rain

[lapis lava]

okay already out of coverage

love

[edgy ermine]

if that's the case how the fuck do you not know the difference between simulation and emulation

[winter girder]

What's your imei number

[silk kelp]

I do?? The sensors are being emulated. They aren't actually reading real data because that's not how visualized sensors work??

[sudden sun]

apple just takes a handful of ios’ core executables and recompiles them with hooks for your intel or arm64 system so it runs within the os @silk kelp

[lapis lava]

no

[edgy ermine]

(simulated)

[sudden sun]

the hooks can manipulate states in real time

hence its a simulator

[winter girder]

Hater

[paper gate]

can it crash macos

[hollow galleon]

waydroid (kinda maybe not really)

[lapis lava]

bluestacks

[edgy ermine]

running a kernel exploit in the iOS simulator can panic macOS

[lapis lava]

Windows Subsystem for Android

[paper gate]

I like waydroid but it's annoying how limited the android versions are

[edgy ermine]

also the simulator is unsandboxed

nothing is being emulated.

[silk kelp]

The sensors are emulated? You are emulating the sensors as if they existed on a physical device.

[winter girder]

Fun.

[edgy ermine]

you mean simulate?

[sudden sun]

no its just a process that’d crash

[edgy ermine]

it can crash the kernel

if you run a kernel exploit

lmao

[sudden sun]

no they’re software hooks

[hollow galleon]

honestly you really don't need to simulate android you can just scrcpy and access some features with adb 😭

[sudden sun]

well yea but thats different, any process can do that

[edgy ermine]

when your iOS simulator app tries to read from sensors it's just talking to software

[winter girder]

MacOS & iOS are just guis over a shared kernel lmao

[sudden sun]

ios sim is just another process

[edgy ermine]

no hardware is being emulated

[sudden sun]

bingo

[sand citrus]

whoever can beat minesweeper on intermediate difficulty faster than the other wins this argument

[paper gate]

I only have 1 phone

[edgy ermine]

was saying that if it really was an emulator any kernel exploit would only affect the emulator

[thorn barn]

How do I fix vencord not working on Skype

[sand citrus]

you need betterdiscord

[thorn barn]

[winter girder]

With a locked bootloader..

[paper gate]

sadly

[thorn barn]

worsediscord

[hollow galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586974776082432010/1120682371654631444/media.io_G7NnHPqR.gif

[edgy ermine]

i think he gave up lmao

[winter girder]

That's vanilla discord

[sudden sun]

@silk kelp ios simulation is distinctly different to emulation. emulation would be balls slow on old tech. simulation is how apple brought a good development environment to the old desktop hardware of back then

[sand citrus]

thats better because it crashes less

and leaks less mem

[winter girder]

False

[winter girder]

More false

[sudden sun]

fucking finally

[hollow galleon]

this is true actually the desktop app used to run at 20fps until i upgraded my cpu

[sudden sun]

bro doesnt even develop for ios and acts like he knows something

[edgy ermine]

bro probably does android dev

because android studio does in fact use an emulator

it uses QEMU

[hollow galleon]

android studio is also slow 💔

[edgy ermine]

now that's a real emulator, you can even install google play store

[edgy ermine]

ya

that's just how it works though

[hollow galleon]

actually that reminds me i haven't tried using a VM since i upgraded me pc

i wonder if i can actually run hackintosh properly now :3

(apart from ethernet not working)

[edgy ermine]

macos kvm

so good

i wonder if it'll be around next next year...

[paper gate]

I love kvm

[hollow galleon]

behold, the ISO folder

[paper gate]

wanna see mine

[wraith osprey]

Ubuntu 🤡

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey @wraith osprey

[sand citrus]

are u an arch user

[edgy ermine]

i have an iso folder too

[hollow galleon]

omg i love copy.sh i actually managed to get windows 10 running on it

[sand citrus]

me2

[wraith osprey]

yesss!!!

[sand citrus]

it was easy to tell

[sudden sun]

fr

[paper gate]

me too

[hollow galleon]

it took 5 days of running to get to the install screen

[boreal torrent]

arch users try not to be obnoxious challenge

[sudden sun]

i have but i agree i love it too

[paper gate]

I love arch

[wraith osprey]

😭😭😭im just shitting on Ubuntu

[sand citrus]

yes exactly

[sudden sun]

i love macos

[boreal torrent]

Exactly

[jolly temple]

@paper gate rate

[paper gate]

10

[wraith osprey]

11

[sudden sun]

I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF A MACOS SERVER

@edgy ermine

[somber leaf]

the defaults on mac os kinda sucks but it can be made bareable

[hollow galleon]

jumpscare

[wraith osprey]

They still make those?m??

[edgy ermine]

yoo

what kind

xserve?

[sudden sun]

a mac mini

[edgy ermine]

mac mini

meow

[paper gate]

I found this it seems funny https://appetize.io/

iOS emulator

[wraith osprey]

use hyfetch

[edgy ermine]

that is in fact an emulator

[hollow galleon]

i bought an intel mac mini off ebay a few months ago but it arrived broken despite saying it wasn't so that's cool 👍

[edgy ermine]

no idea how they did it

[wraith osprey]

doesnt eBay have awesome buyer protection

[wraith osprey]

get hired and steal their trade secrets

[edgy ermine]

oh nvm

it's just the simulator

[sudden sun]

TRUE

need

[edgy ermine]

it's not an emulator

only correlium is an emulator

[sudden sun]

o

[edgy ermine]

only simulators look like this

[hollow galleon]

yeah but it was like $30 and i wanna fix it at some point

[sudden sun]

true

[sudden sun]

what arch

[wraith osprey]

what makes this a sim

[sudden sun]

intel or arm64

[paper gate]

i simulate an entire universe on my pc

[sudden sun]

lack of all settings

[edgy ermine]

probably arm64

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[edgy ermine]

consider this service is designed for running real apps

[sudden sun]

true

[edgy ermine]

you can run real apps in the simulator

but only on arm64

requires tweaking the binary

[sudden sun]

how so

[wraith osprey]

it has more than my iphone 6s did so I was confused 😭

[sudden sun]

nop

[edgy ermine]

change arch from arm64 to arm64-simulator

or something

idk

[hollow galleon]

ok

[wraith osprey]

:33333

[sudden sun]

a ic

[paper gate]

the horde

[sand citrus]

wokefetch

[hollow galleon]

i love my 100mbps internet connection ❤️

[sand citrus]

ill make straight flag neofetch

[somber leaf]

The chud pfp explains it all

[paper gate]

i cant breath

[sand citrus]

goodbye

[edgy ermine]

you are legally allowed one (1) macOS VM per real hardware

[somber leaf]

IDC OSX docker go BURRR

[sand citrus]

i cant tell if ur saying its slow or fast

[sudden sun]

fr?

[edgy ermine]

ya

[somber leaf]

Slow as shit

[hollow galleon]

slow

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[paper gate]

@hollow galleon

im gonna put android x86 on it now

[hollow galleon]

80gb folder 🔥

[paper gate]

yop

[edgy ermine]

i have a 2tb hard drive

[paper gate]

256 gb usb drive

[edgy ermine]

the 4tb one died

but i didn't lose my data

i can still get my data off of it

[hollow galleon]

same but it's old and used to be an external one and it's full of important documents and photos

[unkempt lichen]

thats wwild

[edgy ermine]

its fine i can still read/write files on it

[jolly temple]

100,000 transgender zoot

[hollow galleon]

i put my legally obtained VR games and steam games on it

[sudden sun]

@edgy ermine ly oomfie

[edgy ermine]

oomfie

meow

[paper gate]

oomfie

[sudden sun]

@edgy ermine my mom has been painting the kitchen wall

[edgy ermine]

yo nice

i haven't repainted my room since i was born

so

[sudden sun]

[edgy ermine]

it has funny colors

[sudden sun]

ehe

[paper gate]

funky lights

[hollow galleon]

guhh

[paper gate]

looks cozy

@wraith osprey i found it...
sneeglemorf and dungalung

[sudden sun]

@edgy ermine do u love swift

[bold adder]

cool

[edgy ermine]

ya

i use swift for all my iOS and macOS apps

[sudden sun]

i use it for all programming

[digital kettle]

https://fixupx.com/t3dotgg/status/1818769081832772006 why is this guy so stupid

[edgy ermine]

i use c and c++ for linux

[sudden sun]

i dont do a lot of linux stuff

at best i made one shell game and vapor webservers

[noble quest]

@sand citrus check your mailbox

[signal rose]

did someone say appletizer

[edgy ermine]

yes

[signal rose]

where

[rare trout]

lmao

[signal rose]

no results

not even mine

[stark herald]

the drink ?

[signal rose]

idk

I don't know what it means I swear I caught a glimpse of the word while scrolling down in the channel and I can't search it up

[winter girder]

Can the artist draw pregnant Garfield

[gray tangle]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[hollow galleon]

"Can you handle race conditions and errors" it's a fetch request what more do you want

[edgy ermine]

timing attack

[hollow galleon]

https://twittpr.com/passle_/status/1818290642797096974

[digital kettle]

poke uses libpt-util.js for it

[hollow galleon]

lib portuguese ,,

[digital kettle]

jdhdhdhf libpoketube but ,,

https://github.com/ashley0143/poke/blob/main/src%2Flibpoketube%2Fptutils%2Flibpt-coreutils.js

[hollow galleon]

lib portuguese ,,

that's a lot of languages

they're all so cramped :(

[digital kettle]

there's actually total of 19 used

[paper gate]

@digital kettle pokes you

[gray tangle]

lc.xkcd

[night blaze]

Missing Parameter (query).

[edgy ermine]

speculative execution

[gray tangle]

lc.xkcd password

[night blaze]

Password Strength

To anyone who understands information theory and security and is in an infuriating argument with someone who does not (possibly involving mixed case), I sincerely apologize.

xkcd • labsCore • Page 1/23

[paper gate]

i will be executed

[jolly temple]

cazstle

[hollow galleon]

why are you doing this

[paper gate]

cause i wanna

[hollow galleon]

does anyone else hate adding shortcuts to their desktop

i have 1 folder and that's it

everything else is in my downloads or documents

[digital kettle]

https://fixupx.com/voicemod/status/1819032416872169811 i hate Brand accounts

[hollow galleon]

why does the text have perspective

Go away !!!

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[open pasture]

Leaking the whole phone number

[paper gate]

@open pasture oomfie.town

[paper gate]

@rain coral

[noble quest]

Zoot, check your mailbox

[paper gate]

okay

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[green bridge]

where fenvoi

[bold adder]

mmmm wasps 🤤

[rare trout]

can someone give me 7.5k

need....

[drowsy cypress]

Where would you store it?

[rare trout]

idk in the backyard

[paper gate]

can i have it

[rare trout]

yeah

for a few thousand

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1955064848256522/

[paper gate]

i will make it a house

[drowsy cypress]

Must be a pretty spacious backyard

[rare trout]

thats actually pretty cool

[rare trout]

I could probably fit 8 in it

[drowsy cypress]

How would you even put it in the backyard?

Do you have a gate big enough for a firetruck to go through?

[rare trout]

we have a section of the wooden fence that comes out

we used to use it for a snow plow

[drowsy cypress]

I have no clue what that could be but I believe you

[rare trout]

anyone wanna give me 70k actually https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3823711661245521/

[keen junco]

Sure thing

[drowsy cypress]

GOD DAMN

[keen junco]

Now you're asking for too much

[rare trout]

ugh fair

[bold adder]

boarexplode

[drowsy cypress]

I sometimes like to look through Amazon for stuff but you’re searching for heavy machinery on the Facebook marketplace

Different breed

[rare trout]

nah im just pruising the front page

[drowsy cypress]

But the front page is tailored to what you look at, no?

[rare trout]

i forgot you could get xeon-class cpus in laptops

[keen junco]

Oh fuck I still need to pay my server invoice for last month

[edgy ermine]

shut up bluename, shiggy blast!

[keen junco]

Hetzner gonna be mad with me

[rare trout]

how muc his it

[rare trout]

you can do it automatically

[bold adder]

:(

[keen junco]

I have it set up with PayPal there I have to do it by hand

[rare trout]

i just gave them my card info

what you paying for

[edgy ermine]

my macbook no longer has new macbook smell

[rare trout]

chinese child labor smell

[crisp finch]

i saved a bee today at work

[noble quest]

waspcup

[rare trout]

@keen junco

[keen junco]

A dedicated server

[rare trout]

i think i might drop the second ip

[jolly temple]

nop

[rare trout]

never used it for wha- oh

nvm then i guess

[winter girder]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴poke

[crisp finch]

how tf it went from 30k+ to 34.60

[rare trout]

they are in the middle of switching from monthly billing to hourly

[crisp finch]

no clue that that changes

[rare trout]

older bill

[crisp finch]

damn

[winter girder]

specs?

[crisp finch]

how did you afford stuff like that

[keen junco]

I think she's confused about the thousand delimiter

[rare trout]

wdym

its like 35 bucks a month

[paper gate]

Rosie

[winter girder]

should give me a user

[keen junco]

She thinks it's 35k

[rare trout]

what do u want to use it for

[paper gate]

can i store my confidental documents on it

[keen junco]

War crimes

[winter girder]

uh. hosting a discord bot and maybe storing some files

[paper gate]

some flies

[rare trout]

idm

[keen junco]

Won't be too confidential afterwards

[rare trout]

send pub key + username

[crisp finch]

wait what
why does it have 4 numbers after the decimal point

[paper gate]

i will encrypt

[fallow drum]

@deep token @fallow pawn the packaging for the apple card is so fire. it came in a cardboard box and this is what was inside 😭 held my iphone up to the card, and it instantly activated. it feels so very premium since it is titanium

[paper gate]

password will be marvings real name

[rare trout]

they bill to 4 decimal places of precision

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[paper gate]

you need an iphone to use that thing?

[sand citrus]

😭

[fallow drum]

no

[keen junco]

I will figure out the card number

[crisp finch]

isnt like the samllest number in euro 0.01?

[rare trout]

i am afraid of credit cards

i use debit

[silk kelp]

I was hanging out with friends irl? Say what you'd like semantically, but Apple's development toolkit is actually a joke. I can't justify upfront development costs of thousands just to test on iOS. Even the individual on my team who has the resources for this is often forced to use an emulated iPhone because he does other work on iOS and has to balance max-signed keys, even after spending thousands on apple hardware. It's a complete joke.

[fallow drum]

it is not on the card

[paper gate]

thankfully ive never seen anyone irl pay with an apple card

[rare trout]

have you ever been to a gas station and seen like 3.23 + 3/10

[paper gate]

if i did i would make them rethink their choice

[deep forge]

YouTube is cooked

[winter girder]

🔥 ill send you my public ssh key

[crisp finch]

i dont have a car

[keen junco]

I'll get zoot to figure it out then

[crisp finch]

and i wont have one

[fallow drum]

1% cash back everywhere with the card andn when used with apple pay, it is 3% back

[paper gate]

@last siren

[rare trout]

ok but like

[crisp finch]

neither licence

[paper gate]

wait

@fallow drum

[rare trout]

its not that uncommon

[fallow drum]

@paper gate

[winter girder]

chat

the

voices

[crisp finch]

yeah no i've seen those but it was just 2 numbers after decimal

[sand citrus]

why do u come back from hanging out with friends and immediately continue arguing with strangers on the internet

[paper gate]

rosie loves paying hundreds extra

[fallow drum]

nop

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[rare trout]

do u see the 9/10

[winter girder]

we should implement a 5% tax and name it the koda tax then give it to me

[silk kelp]

Saw that someone responded. Just wanted to discuss it since it was clear that this individual doesn't really know a lot about mobile development.

[paper gate]

whats wrong with this video

why wont it play

[crisp finch]

i've seen those but it was just 2 numbers after decimal

[bold adder]

zamn

[fallow drum]

i use credit whenever possible, only if my utilization remains under 20%. all of the cards i have are for certain purchases and i get cash back whenver i make a purchase. i don't like to use my debit card unless i cannot use my credit like when, for example, i am waiting on my credit card payment to go through

i got three credit cards in the last three weeks lol but i am stopping for six months after this one

[rare trout]

hm

[fallow drum]

score is currently 750

i could likely be accepted to another one but i don't need another atm since i have all of the ones that i need for my every day purchases

like 6% back on gas and groceries

[fallow drum]

and if i am applying to too many, they might all shut me down so no more for now lol

[winter girder]

rosies commits tax fraud

[paper gate]

@fallow drum i remember your lolllll phase

[fallow drum]

so true

[winter girder]

lolllll

[sand citrus]

oh thats fair
idk i dont know anything about mobile dev either but they wrote a jailbreak for ios lol so i dunno

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[winter girder]

wut is rosie typing

[fallow drum]

my favorite card is my 6% cash back on gas and groceries card and this month i spent $500 on it...i haven't checked how much money i have gotten back yet though. payment is due in 4 days so i am not going to use it until my next statement period. that card only has a $1,000 liimt though 😭 and i am using $500 of it...but it's fine since credit utilization looks at overall credit limit, which is currently $11,000 for me, and i have not been using my other cards as much

another card i use often is my 5% back at movies and restaurants

[jolly temple]

bye

[paper gate]

perfect

i might have old screenshots of things youve said in aliucord @fallow drum

[fallow drum]

the rest of my cards are $2,000 limit

[fallow drum]

nop

[vapid adder]

hi

[paper gate]

you spend hundreds on junk that just sits on shelves

[fallow drum]

i also have none of my bills on auto pay because i hate doing that. i memorize when all of my payments are due and pay a week prior. i think it is much better that way

only insurance is on auto but that is because it is the only option

[sand citrus]

why r u randomly attacking them or is this meant to be playful

[paper gate]

playful

[sand citrus]

oh ok

[edgy ermine]

@sudden sun he's back

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[fallow drum]

zt so evil

[edgy ermine]

so good

[silk kelp]

I checked out their profile, didn't see a jailbreak that they wrote. Not that it matters, since they definitely don't do scaled development where testing multiple apps is of importance.

[paper gate]

rosie and i are getting married

[edgy ermine]

Search "nekojb" on google

NekoJB.com is fake btw

NekoJB.hhls.xyz is the real one

[paper gate]

hahalosah

[dire bison]

nekojb.dev

wawalusun better

[paper gate]

hello "nyakoo"

[dire bison]

hello "zooter"

[fallow drum]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

you will forget to run vpn and get fined $200k

[silk kelp]

But hey, if you feel as if being artificially limited by apple preventing you from loading apps on your own device that you paid for is fine from a development standpoint, feel free to believe in that.

[edgy ermine]

imagine not having AppSync unified to install ad-hoc signed shit

[edgy ermine]

I'm not artificially limited by anything

I can run whatever the fuck I want on my iPhone without paying a dime

[paper gate]

i eat dimes

[signal rose]

react to this message if you think you would not enjoy having ants in your veins

[paper gate]

i think im in another universe

[bronze rune]

can i have ants under my skin

[paper gate]

ive always thought dimes were 5 cents and nickels 10 cents

[signal rose]

is that not the same

[paper gate]

like 18 years

and then i learned it wass the other way around

[stark herald]

gonna kill

[fallow drum]

everything i download gets downloaded in a minute do you love @paper gate you love 70gb being downloaded in a minute

[bronze rune]

probs not

[silk kelp]

How so?

[paper gate]

your ISP will send you a letter

[fallow drum]

it's a seedbox

[bronze rune]

i will send you a letter

[silk kelp]

You didn't make the jailbreak? This is a fork of a project that already handles the actual hard part, no?

[paper gate]

bwa

seedbox

[bronze rune]

bwaaa

[fallow drum]

my isp can see nothing but me using sftp to transfer files to my compooter

[paper gate]

compooter

[crude fern]

[fallow drum]

since it's just a vps with 50gbps wifi speed lmao

[paper gate]

rosie proposed to me

[edgy ermine]

for nekojb rootful that would be correct

[silk kelp]

Bro found out how to load a binary into ghidra and thought they were all thaf

[crude fern]

wouldn't that make you gay

[paper gate]

no

[edgy ermine]

For the original nekojb nah

[paper gate]

how

[crude fern]

rosie is an enby

[sharp sinew]

njadmwoedmwem iowe meow

[crude fern]

i say that you are gay

[paper gate]

rosie is a creature

[silk kelp]

I'm interested. Can I see the source?

[edgy ermine]

no, it's closed source for a multitude of reasons

[crude fern]

i owe 200000$ to the irs meow meow

[edgy ermine]

you're better off using a rootless jailbreak anyways

rootful is becoming less popular for a good reason

[crude fern]

and you are gay

[sharp sinew]

i owe none because i blew them up

[paper gate]

gau

[crude fern]

gau

[paper gate]

this is me

[fallow drum]

seedbox is essentially just a vps specifically made for torrenting files. they are quite cheap and usually have around 50gbps shared network. so of course, the speeds are not that fast since it is shared but they are fast. seedbox very very nice for something like cloud storage if you don't have a server as well

[paper gate]

i know

[jolly temple]

hmmmm i also that aliu

[silk kelp]

I still wanna know the answer to this

[crude fern]

yes a homosexual creature

[fallow drum]

you will use @paper gate

[silk kelp]

Did Apple make their developer policies more friendly?

[paper gate]

i tried a seedbox but i didnt like it

[edgy ermine]

By creating a trustcache

[crude fern]

no LMAO

[edgy ermine]

adding the cdhash of any macho you want to trust to it

[fallow drum]

could be EU or just jailbreak

[edgy ermine]

And loading it into the kernel

[crude fern]

its apple

[silk kelp]

How could I do that for testing purposes?

Been thinking about getting my app ported to iOS since 18 is coming

[edgy ermine]

write a patchfinder for pmap_image4_trust_caches

It's basically a linked list

so you can insert a custom trustcache by appending it

trustcaches are also the method used to trust machos in the DeveloperDiskImage

[fallow drum]

nerd talk

[paper gate]

you are nerd

[crude fern]

says you

[paper gate]

also @stark herald @fallow drum important video

[fallow drum]

my system project for programming is this next semester @paper gate i hvae to make a team project 😭

what will i make

[paper gate]

ransomware

steal like $500k

the teacher will be amazed

[edgy ermine]

@silk kelp com.apple.private.security.no-sandbox

[paper gate]

at how effective

[silk kelp]

How can I do this from a development perspective? I want to test my app on iOS 18 so I can implement some of the new APIs.

[paper gate]

instant pass

[fallow drum]

you woke my cat up

[paper gate]

why does it look like that

[fallow drum]

she has had it

[fallow drum]

she was sleeping

on that side of her face

[stark herald]

i feel sick

[bold adder]

smikecate~1

[edgy ermine]

@silk kelp trustcaches don't bypass installd/FrontBoard's checks as libmis checks the actual signature iirc

[paper gate]

i will steal

[edgy ermine]

but the binaries can still be run

[junior ridge]

dont be sick then, silly

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[stark herald]

LOUD

[silk kelp]

I'm not following. So how can I test my app on iOS 18 without having the signed key issue?

[paper gate]

can your cat do this @fallow drum? i dont think so

[fallow drum]

rate the classes @paper gate
Relational Database Systems
Windows Server I & II
Web Design II
Wireless and Switching Essentials
System Project: Programming

[silk kelp]

I'm just not fully understanding how this bypass works that's all

[paper gate]

guh give

[fallow drum]

Wireless and Switching Essentials is just a networking class

[paper gate]

my classes are more generic instead of one thing its several

[fallow drum]

part 2 of Intro to Networking

[paper gate]

theres an operating systems class

i wanna take

[fallow drum]

web design II is just a js class

js and css really

web design I was html

[junior ridge]

windows server sounds like its going to be pain

[green bridge]

meow-se code

[fallow drum]

yeah i will hate

[copper turtle]

jailbrake

[junior ridge]

i have a bit of experience with it trying to setup AD and

[fallow drum]

it's a two part class depsite it being as big as a normal calss

[junior ridge]

ha. no thank you

[fallow drum]

bascially each class with me 3 credit hours, the usual amount, but will be 8 weeks instead of 16

[jolly temple]

let it tooting

[junior ridge]

ah so a half semester class

[fallow drum]

wireless and switching essentials will also be pretty hard but the one i am worried about is the team project i will have to present

[unreal quarry]

I can’t believe I hunted down this server for just an emoji

[jaunty stag]

We love the Sehorgan

[hollow galleon]

that doesn't look good

[pure shore]

what was the emoji

[crude fern]

day one is just waiting for windows to update

[pure shore]

[junior ridge]

thats normal, assuming it does actually get past this

[hollow galleon]

it doesn't 😭

[junior ridge]

this is the preboot

oh oop

[fallow drum]

maybe a windows server class will be useful

[hollow galleon]

back to consulting the oracles (reddit)

[fallow drum]

so many people use windows servers