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Akkoma · Aug 1, 2024, 8:15 AM

[fallow pawn]

nooo

[digital kettle]

cat is blob

:3

[cosmic otter]

i don't post

[digital kettle]

tweet*

[spring trellis]

https://labyrinth.zone/emoji/babaBlobcat/cat_is_blob.gif

[fallow pawn]

i will follow everyone here

[cosmic otter]

i don't tweet

[fallow pawn]

oh ur one of those now

i see how it is

[digital kettle]

do we all agree that @fallow pawn is cute :3

[spring trellis]

i love this emoji so much

[waxen sphinx]

isn't it tooting

[cosmic otter]

guhh I'm used to other socials

[fallow pawn]

ur cute

[digital kettle]

u

:3

[spring trellis]

that's what mastodon calls it

[waxen sphinx]

ah

[spring trellis]

everyone else just says posts

[fallow pawn]

[spring trellis]

"toot" is goofy asf lmao

[fallow pawn]

tweets is so iconic

[cosmic otter]

no one on earth actually uses "toots"

[waxen sphinx]

wait do they still call it tweets officially on twitter X

[fallow pawn]

ashleetyyy

[cosmic otter]

no

[digital kettle]

saaamyyyyyyyyyyyy

[fallow pawn]

[waxen sphinx]

do they say post?

[fallow pawn]

r u doing okay

[digital kettle]

hai ^_^

[spring trellis]

i think they call it posts

[cosmic otter]

elon hates branding

[digital kettle]

am gud

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/mercury-space-galaxy-gif-6885243750696499349

[digital kettle]

ty

hbu,,

[digital kettle]

good planet

[waxen sphinx]

elon hates everything

[cosmic otter]

second best planet

[digital kettle]

i love vivian so much

shes so based

[cosmic otter]

hate to be biased but earth is the goat

[fallow pawn]

clearly because all he thinks about is a single letter in the alphabet

[digital kettle]

https://www.threads.net/@vivllainous

shes based

[deep token]

yoooooo

lfg

[fallow pawn]

threads is so bad

[deep token]

ivy bridge omg based

[fallow pawn]

Im a bit in pain rn

back pain

[digital kettle]

a

wha happen

[spring trellis]

quad core ivy 🫡

[fallow pawn]

been sitting too much today

[deep token]

it's still tweet :3

[cosmic otter]

last i checked it was like half softcore content half brand accounts

[fallow pawn]

I'm just gonna rest it off until tomorrow

[waxen sphinx]

i clicked on it and saw this https://www.threads.net/@cmcynic_/post/C-GRs2APf1O

[sleek stirrup]

Twist back left and right feel the cracks open fr fr

[light cedar]

[deep token]

LOL

[waxen sphinx]

what the fuck

[light cedar]

THREADS.NET

[light cedar]

HORRIBLE

[digital kettle]

vivian was elons daugther

she like changed her surname and stuff

[sleek stirrup]

You added a top bar and bottom bar but no top text and bottom text

What the fuck

[waxen sphinx]

oh

thats her

[digital kettle]

mhm

she obv cant use twitter so

[light cedar]

hamala karris

[waxen sphinx]

what in the actual fuck

[light cedar]

joymany

[cosmic otter]

gerwomany

[digital kettle]

joe many pronouns

[waxen sphinx]

deutschland

[light cedar]

ironic coming from the nazi enabler

[sturdy folio]

;3

[digital kettle]

banger song btw

[cosmic otter]

at this point you can drop the enabler part

[light cedar]

mein herz in flammen

[fallow pawn]

if the prediction bar disappears again i swear

[light cedar]

idk I don't keep up with annoying people

[waxen sphinx]

yeah pretty much

[digital kettle]

du

[keen junco]

Assault

[waxen sphinx]

https://www.threads.net/@vivllainous/post/C97w-Kcyw2A

can musk get any worse???

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chungy-blush-happy-excited-squee-gif-1460581419993478319

[digital kettle]

fill in the blanks:
musk is a bald ______

[sturdy folio]

thats me with you >:3

[keen junco]

[karmic vector]

Wtf i am doing hete

Here*

[digital kettle]

what the fuck is that username

qwq

[karmic vector]

I was just trying to get vencord

[deep token]

yilong ma

[waxen sphinx]

unlucky

you are stuck here now

[digital kettle]

yesh :3

ur with us now,,

[karmic vector]

[digital kettle]

:3

[jolly temple]

epic

[unreal siren]

epic

[digital kettle]

hai,,,

[digital kettle]

epic

[unreal siren]

hoi

[digital kettle]

hru >~<

:3

[karmic vector]

😔🫵

[unreal siren]

hungry, waiting for dinner

[digital kettle]

hungy,,

how hungy?

[karmic vector]

What~1

[unreal siren]

i fear on where this is leading to

[karmic vector]

[last breach]

:3

[fallow pawn]

[digital kettle]

:3

[karmic vector]

[unreal siren]

hugg

[karmic vector]

But what am I doing here

[digital kettle]

ur cute

[unreal siren]

nuh uh

[keen junco]

No food for you

[digital kettle]

tax evasion

[digital kettle]

yuh uh

:3

mrrp

[unreal siren]

yeah cause i ate it all

[karmic vector]

What

[keen junco]

No I ate it

[unreal siren]

false

[karmic vector]

What~1

Ok

. _.

[digital kettle]

am a cat

[unreal siren]

cat gang

[karmic vector]

Idk what i am

[digital kettle]

hai :3

[karmic vector]

I don't have blood

[digital kettle]

then

have blood

:D

[karmic vector]

Mmmh...

Idk

Poison

[harsh minnow]

my old pfp ^~^

[digital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-clear-myself-gif-meme-gif-25725527

how does this happen btw qwq

[karmic vector]

[waxen sphinx]

photoshop

[digital kettle]

gwa

[keen junco]

Yes

[digital kettle]

mrrp

[digital kettle]

@soft moss hai

[keen junco]

Nowhere

[karmic vector]

[jolly temple]

from my beloved

[soft moss]

hiii ashley

whats up

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-13392138837084579216

[digital kettle]

gud :3

hbu

[karmic vector]

Basically, I'm French lmao

[keen junco]

Rude

[digital kettle]

why

[keen junco]

That explains a lot

[fallow pawn]

ohhhh is it? I found it when scrolling through my twitter feed hehe :>

[waxen sphinx]

its a love bonk ;3

[karmic vector]

I landed here by mistake

Help

[digital kettle]

u cant leave

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/freakbob-gif-11176155028712317218

[digital kettle]

:3

its one way entrance

[light cedar]

will you pick up

[karmic vector]

Why

[keen junco]

Well it hurt :(

[karmic vector]

Why

[waxen sphinx]

yeah if you leave vencord will be permanently disabled for you

[digital kettle]

because

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-1027650137760422245

[digital kettle]

we are :3

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-13392138837084579216

[light cedar]

:3

[karmic vector]

Go and speak French

[keen junco]

You are forgiven

[keen junco]

RUUUDE

[karmic vector]

Je suis française mdr donc tu narrivera pas a parler autant bien que moi

[light cedar]

:3

[karmic vector]

Ptdrrrrr

open_eye_crying_laughing

[last breach]

what the fuck

[fallow pawn]

@deep token https://x.com/timsweeneyepic/status/1818249443449225726?s=46

Tim Sweeney (@TimSweeneyEpic) on X

@9to5mac @benlovejoy This feature is super creepy surveillance tech and shouldn’t exist. Years ago, a kid stole a Mac laptop out of my car. Years later, I was checking out Find My and it showed a map with the house where the kid who stole my Mac lived. WTF Apple? How is that okay?!

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 11:37 AM

[waxen sphinx]

je suis une princesse ;3

[karmic vector]

BAHAHHAHAHAHA

[karmic vector]

Okay, okay, you're doing great

[sturdy folio]

That is me

[fallow pawn]

something something #🌐-international-no-english

[keen junco]

I know

[karmic vector]

Way

Yay*

[keen junco]

I took the picture of you and made a meme out of it

[karmic vector]

你好

আপনি ঠিক আছেন

[sleek stirrup]

Ah yes

dumbass.gif

[karmic vector]

더 이상 참을 수 없어 웃음이 참아 죽겠어요

[fallow pawn]

actually awful i hate this app so much

[sturdy folio]

:3

[karmic vector]

Lmao

[last breach]

second hand regret :3

you have been charged 69 million dollars

[waxen sphinx]

ce n'est pas drole bonk

[karmic vector]

Si si

[deep token]

https://twitter.com/void16_/status/1818350892347015666?

luna (@void16_) on X

tim i hope your iphone gets stolen if you have fmi off, what are you, an idiot?
if someone does steal it i hope they tag you on twitter and brag about it

Twitter · Jul 30, 2024, 6:20 PM

[fallow pawn]

u sound like a normie

[deep token]

i am

[fallow pawn]

my condolences

[deep token]

why tho

[fallow pawn]

was joking

[deep token]

😭

[fallow pawn]

:3

[deep token]

im gonna sue apple

[keen junco]

Fair enough

[fallow pawn]

for why

[deep token]

ignored my auto update prefs

[void ivy]

the people defending this are stupid

they're saying things like airtags shouldnt have their locations published to the user

only to law enforcement

thats

literally pointless

[jolly temple]

injects ads

[fallow pawn]

isnt that the point of airtags

[void ivy]

yeah

[fallow pawn]

to track (wow!)

[waxen sphinx]

XD

[void ivy]

its just stupid that people are saying that find my shouldnt be a publicly accessible thing if the phone is lost

[void ivy]

like.. yeah you wanna know the location?

you can literally give the location to law enforcement or something

this is the first time ive heard find my being complained about for

[waxen sphinx]

[void ivy]

working

as intended

[karmic vector]

[spring trellis]

my last proper twitter post was on dec 31 2023 i should post something on dec 31 this year

[karmic vector]

I feel lonely

Sad

[fallow pawn]

wait they turned off find my? lets go

free iphone basically

[karmic vector]

Good

But sad

😔

[deep token]

exactly my point lmao

[fallow pawn]

Well quite literally

[deep token]

tim sweeney more like tim schwein

[harsh minnow]

find my device is indeed creepy tho

the way sweeney worded it was weird as hell

but i think i agree

[keen junco]

I will find your device

[harsh minnow]

i turn find my device off on all my devices

[deep token]

why...

[fallow pawn]

girl u dont have apple products

[harsh minnow]

creepy

[deep token]

ur gonna lose it and cry that u cant find it

its not worth it

[keen junco]

Android has it too, stupid

[fallow pawn]

ill find it for her

[harsh minnow]

??

https://www.google.com/android/find/

[deep token]

good point

[fallow pawn]

wtf

[deep token]

bestie theyve had it for ages

[fallow pawn]

didnt know android evolved yet sorry

[harsh minnow]

android had it 6 years before apple :)

[keen junco]

You're getting android features like 10 years later

At an upcharge

[fallow pawn]

a

im not too caught up w all the android stuff

[deep token]

when

fmi was 2009 wasnt it?

i forgor

prolly 2009

[keen junco]

Yeah you're an Apple sheep

[fallow pawn]

vee knows

[waxen sphinx]

be nice!!

[deep token]

find my is just from ios 13

[deep token]

the actual service began earlier as find my iphone

[keen junco]

I'm just stating the obvious

[harsh minnow]

The original "Find My iPhone" app was announced on June 10, 2009 and released in June 2010 alongside iPhone OS 3. At the time, it required a paid subscription to Apple's MobileMe service
😭

[waxen sphinx]

/) /)
( ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ )
/ づ づ ~ 🩷 be nice to each other!

[deep token]

LMFAO

[fallow pawn]

ill find ur iphone

[deep token]

thats insane 😭😭

[harsh minnow]

why paid man

[deep token]

@fallow pawn i have fmi off

steal my iphone

[fallow pawn]

sure its mine now

[waxen sphinx]

omw

[deep token]

nop

[fallow pawn]

basically my phone if I put my hands on it and restore it

[jolly temple]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

[keen junco]

Already took it

[deep token]

i lied

i had it off cuz of messing with backup restoring

[warm zenith]

first post of 2024!

[fallow pawn]

i have fmi for all my devices

apart from my iphone 7

[deep token]

all of mine have it too

[fallow pawn]

that iphone 7 is restored too much so fmi is just a

whatever that word was

neucensr

new sense

[slow brook]

charge your phone

mr money bags

[fallow pawn]

I have around 5

[deep token]

i have 4

one is dead

[slow brook]

even bigger money bag

[deep token]

soon ill have 5

[fallow pawn]

DRAIN GANG

[karmic vector]

Its me

I like sand

[spring trellis]

@fallow pawn what is your favourite lexycat song

[blissful otter]

how do I get the cursor kitty to sleep?

[keen junco]

bitchslapper2006

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2nbbdsOkgVkf3eOz0jBZdu
https://open.spotify.com/track/1up7jODbcZKWiQ7QNbhVcQ

[spring trellis]

cassette is my favourite

https://open.spotify.com/track/6V1Bpw0xBrCQFM7UGREGEy

[karmic vector]

Bro

[waxen sphinx]

[karmic vector]

[keen junco]

Real

[karmic vector]

[waxen sphinx]

wait did i send this before already

i meant to share it xd

[karmic vector]

How many cat.

[waxen sphinx]

fork bomb

[sturdy folio]

mee!!!!

meow

[karmic vector]

Help.

I'm in a psychopath's server

[keen junco]

@paper gate Longest piece of English literature https://fanfiction.net/s/12715870/1/

Read it all.

[woeful kettle]

meow

[raw panther]

meow :3

[ocean thistle]

speaking of root i forgot my root password

😃

[digital kettle]

mrrp

:3

[burnt maple]

couple goals

[karmic vector]

Not me

I am single for life

[candid axle]

congrats to ur country for winning silver in 10 m air pistol and for making a legendary meme

[digital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-turkey-america-turkish-flag-pool-gif-18043094

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/subahibi-subarashiki-hibi-minakami-yuki-frog-gif-6062017107811073329

[warm zenith]

vencord has two offices one in dusseldorf and one in the middle of nowhere in turkey

[digital kettle]

poke has one offices one in west turkey

[jolly temple]

moai

[deep token]

need

but lesbians

[digital kettle]

also youtube algo is getting a change soon

[dire dawn]

🗿

[deep token]

[candid axle]

this guy is a legend

[deep token]

on god

[burnt maple]

(-ㅅ-)

[deep token]

owo

[keen junco]

us

[harsh minnow]

what is your favourite lexycat song @paper gate

[desert mulch]

hi

[sturdy folio]

sorry but she clears both of them

[desert mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cro-crow-team-crow-hello-animal-gif-7086727397455856012

😦

[sturdy folio]

mfw msg link

https://vxtwitter.com/womenpostingws/status/1818740456161001720

[harsh minnow]

last christmas

thats the only song i know

the band looks gay

i ain't listening to no gay band ☝🏻

i only listen to good christian music

[deep token]

YOP

bro has no protection and still was good

[deep token]

ur gay

woke mind virus

[keen junco]

he had protection. it's called plot armor

[deep token]

lmao

[candid axle]

thats because the singer george michael is gay

[sturdy folio]

🏳️‍🌈 ?

[deep token]

on an island in the sun

[cursive hornet]

Yes

[viral cape]

yes

[deep token]

yes

[sturdy folio]

group meetup on the deserted vencord island

[keen junco]

is that like epstein's

[sturdy folio]

lets get 60k or whatever the member count is of dumbass discord users on an island and see what happens

new social experiment

[candid axle]

george michael is a legend

[keen junco]

new mrbeast video

[harsh minnow]

horror

[candid axle]

60k people? can they even fit on an island

[keen junco]

(first real video)

[sturdy folio]

???????????

lc.g uk population

[night blaze]

U.K. Population (2024) - Worldometer

The current population of the United Kingdom is 67,980,116 as of Wednesday, July 31, 2024, based on Worldometer elaboration of the latest United Nations data 1.

Paris Games Surfing • Google Search • Page 1/30

[sturdy folio]

we already did it with 68 million people

we can do it with 60k

maybe the uk is the real social experiment..

[keen junco]

ma'am that's a garbage patch

[candid axle]

thats not what i imagine as an island, thats a country

[keen junco]

not an island

[sturdy folio]

WHAT

[real skiff]

me

[sturdy folio]

a country can be on an island

[candid axle]

i was under the impression u meant like a deserted island in the middle of the ocean

[keen junco]

you're on an island now

[burnt maple]

Reddit island

[sturdy folio]

i am..

we are all on big islands

soup is technically little edible islands

[candid axle]

60k vencord users on an island the size of the UK?

[sturdy folio]

no

[candid axle]

how big is the island

[sturdy folio]

60k vencord users on an island that just about fits 60k people

[keen junco]

i always have to think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB8TyLTD7EE when i see the word "rise"

absolute banger

[candid axle]

whats on the island

[jolly temple]

https://tosdr.org

[candid axle]

is it a tropical island in the middle of the ocean?

[sturdy folio]

land

probably

optionally

[bleak cosmos]

womp

[candid axle]

i give it 7 days before vencord start resorting to cannibalism

[keen junco]

MAKE 'EM REMEMBER YOU

[waxen sphinx]

dw i am keeping it safe for u

[spring trellis]

toor

[candid axle]

thats day 3

only a few will be able to catch fish and eat it, there wont be enough for everyone

[cursive hornet]

True

[mighty radish]

I just found this malware inside: Bkav Pro
W32.AIDetectMalware (cant send images in here)

https://github.com/aiko-chan-ai/DiscordBotClient?tab=readme-ov-file#installation

can anyone tell me if its acctually malicious?

[unreal siren]

?

[burnt maple]

What happened to them

[lapis lava]

it isn't

[mighty radish]

fr?

[lapis lava]

one detection from some random noname AV isn't enough to say it's a virus

eg. avast, windows defender, malwarebytes, don't flag it

[mighty radish]

Its virustotal it seems to be pretty big

[unreal siren]

AIDetect just means it used ai to detect it (which is usually wrong)

[mighty radish]

I think its not ai

[unreal siren]

thats how all antiviruses work

[mighty radish]

oof

should I go for it?

[lapis lava]

one out of 69 abs

AVs*

[mighty radish]

I see

[void ivy]

ive just remembered a bit

from a comedy show here

but i cant post it here

[lapis lava]

yes

• it's open source
• it's good
• i use it
• nothing happened

[unreal siren]

it probably just has some similarities to some malware (like how vencordinstaller gets flagged sometimes)

[mighty radish]

thanks

[lapis lava]

60k #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 users on an island

[mighty radish]

u gotta type ur token?

[lapis lava]

bot token yeah

[unreal siren]

its for bots

[void ivy]

fwiw if you get some random AV with some random AI detection mechanism and nothing else it's usually fine

[mighty radish]

alrighty

[void ivy]

AI malware detection is crap

its too sensitive

[lapis lava]

yop

AI detection made only for normal users using very normal software (chrome, office)

[crisp finch]

it malwina but close enough

[unreal siren]

the firefox installer is spyware and a stealer!

[burnt maple]

Marina

[keen junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbrB18y6RI8

[burnt maple]

Marlina

[keen junco]

[mighty radish]

my login failed

[unreal siren]

because its for bots

[lapis lava]

@burnt maple where can i find the vencord pro max

[mighty radish]

@lapis lava Message_Contetnt is required

[lapis lava]

means message content intent is off

turn it on

[mighty radish]

where

and how

[sturdy folio]

Then post in my DMs smh

[void ivy]

actually i found a version of the clip that i can post here

[sturdy folio]

You pay vee 70k usd

[void ivy]

one sec

[somber leaf]

Wait Firefox uses UPX?

[jolly temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000955967627874424/1268112513556549664/image.png?ex=66ab3d4f&is=66a9ebcf&hm=9188ce525715f04be796b818c886fb970f29d663cd4e6ae4257ebe5a5c3de6ac& what was your favourite markdown mfs have never worked faster

[somber leaf]

If they do that’s so based

[void ivy]

they have for almost 10 years

yeah

[lapis lava]

dev portal -> choose your app -> bot

[void ivy]

but

it looks like they're trying to move away from it

[sturdy folio]

SPYWARE.

[void ivy]

lol

[somber leaf]

Why?

Smaller binaries are good

Theoretically it’s even faster

[void ivy]

because, when it was originally opened, it only saved 0.12% on the installer and it made the malware scanners go nuts

so it was useless

and a lot of corpo avs dont allow it

[keen junco]

you are spyware

[somber leaf]

Gotta love retarded corpos killing off good technologies

[void ivy]

no

blame malware authors

upx became a hallmark of malware because malware uses it extensively

so its an immediate suspicion in tons of AVs for good reason

[somber leaf]

HUH? You know how easy it is to extract the original binary and just scan it with a AV like normal? The fact they don’t have that functionally is profound mental retardation

[sleek stirrup]

Ain't no way you css injected the fking dev portal holy shit

on phone too

I'm so dead

[lapis lava]

vencord web themes dev portal

afaik same with clienttheme

[sleek stirrup]

Mm

[void ivy]

why are all of the unpacking guides for UPX require using a debugger

doesnt UPX literally have a command to do it

oh well

[void ivy]

im pretty sure they can do this, yes, but they will still flag UPX itself as a problem

[somber leaf]

Profound mental retardation

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-cat-pat-pat-gif-25250101

[void ivy]

not really

[sturdy folio]

Yea and I’m spying on you

[keen junco]

why would you do that :c

[somber leaf]

Its like flagging all binaries and shared objects as DANGEROUS because all viruses originate from them

[void ivy]

no not really

most software isnt packed with UPX

[somber leaf]

Statistically UPX is more likely to contain malware but it’s easy to unpack and scan like normal. And if it’s safe, it’s safe. UPX isn’t a inhenrent security risk

[void ivy]

the act of packing, whilst an interesting idea, is genuinely mostly used by malware from what i've seen

so AVs have good reason to be suspicious of UPX and the like

[somber leaf]

Because they’re stupid and won’t unpack it to check it.

[void ivy]

and whilst there is a UPX specific check in a lot of av engines, they also are just checking for proprietary packing algorithms commonly used by malware authors

[somber leaf]

It’s literally a software skill issue~

[void ivy]

then go complain to the security companies with your idea, im sure they had the same thing and have good reason for not doing it, or are actively doing it but will still flag the usage of a packer

[sturdy folio]

Money :3

[open pasture]

is vencord working rn?

[somber leaf]

It does not take long to find out how retarded AV companies are

[keen junco]

i have no money

[somber leaf]

Or them still flagging stuff like UPX because stupid corpos

[void ivy]

once again,

[somber leaf]

That does not make UPX inherently a bad thing at all and it’s easy to check like I said. Flagging something just because it’s UPX is stupid

[void ivy]

i never said UPX was bad

i said it was a sign that what you're trying to use is possibly malware because of it being used heavily in malware development, hence AVs have good reason to flag it

[hidden scaffold]

is vencord virus

[sturdy folio]

Im selling your data for money

[somber leaf]

Which stops people from using it :3 + just unpack it. Are saying their AV is so bad they have to compensate by just assuming something is bad instead of actually scanning it?

[keen junco]

who would want that

[sturdy folio]

Idk my clients come from china and North Korea mostly

[void ivy]

im gonna stop this convo because you're not getting my point

although i will add one thing, because i did just check for it

[jolly temple]

time its okay i’m jk rowling

[sturdy folio]

☹️☹️☹️

[void ivy]

competent antivirus software does support unpacking UPX executables, however a lot of bad actors change how the unpacking routine works so they cant do it in the "standard" way, which is probably why UPX became a check in the first place

[sleek stirrup]

Oh fuck

[sleek stirrup]

Blue archive

[void ivy]

anyhow

tl;dr blame bad actors for ruining UPX

[sly spear]

Relationshipnotifier just told me i'm not friends with every single person on my friends list

Something tells me that's not right

[lapis lava]

insane

[candid axle]

what did you do to ur friends

[short crown]

QUESTION SOMEONE

CAN U SEND LONGER VIDEOS WITH VENCORD??

[crisp finch]

no but you can sand negative time videos

[pine zephyr]

ur not friends with them

[lapis lava]

first turn off your caps. you're annoying

also vns

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[lapis lava]

and no

[silk kelp]

That indeed is a problem

[rapid viper]

shout out french people

[sly spear]

Shout at french people

[raw panther]

fr*nch 🤮

[sturdy folio]

please ban them i dont feel safe around french people 😨

[rapid viper]

after the olympics this year french people get a pass from me

for like 5 years maybe

[sturdy folio]

why

[sly spear]

How i feel reading documentation i wrote for myself 4 days ago

[rapid viper]

because it was actually amazing

[unreal siren]

:3

[sturdy folio]

please stop being optimistic

be pessimistic instead

the olympics couldve been better if it wasnt in france

🙂

[waxen sphinx]

did u guys know

they have GOLF

at the olympics now

[sturdy folio]

fuck GOLF

[waxen sphinx]

IKR

fucking douchebag sport

[rapid viper]

thomas jolly is goated

[spring trellis]

i was walking lol

[sturdy folio]

"yeah lets destroy like a billion square meters of land just so we can play golf" SAID NO ONE EVER

and they are doing it anyway

[spring trellis]

sometimes i go on walks in the dark to relieve stress

[sturdy folio]

fuck them

[burnt maple]

oh my god

while resubbing to nitro on my phone

It went into my alt

wthhhh

Now my alt also has nitro

[rapid viper]

your welcome

[soft wadi]

@burnt maple 🤏🤏🤏

[raw panther]

why does everyone have alts

[waxen sphinx]

im too scared to do that alone xd

[rapid viper]

to test things

[spring trellis]

i’m in a safe and very quiet area

[waxen sphinx]

no place is safe anymore here

[burnt maple]

I hate discord

[spring trellis]

it’s chill

[rapid viper]

i live in rural america so i could do the same but im scared of bugs at night

[jolly temple]

don't flag

[burnt maple]

Genuinely forced me to buy nitro twice

[spring trellis]

i heard some noises in the bushes but just ignored them

i was listening to silent hill style music anyway

[rapid viper]

thats probably like bunnies or squirrels thats fine

[spring trellis]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3FQkFfbu0UQtunRKWuwBR4 + a night walk

felt very very surreal playing this while walking and staring at the stars

[rapid viper]

thats real as shit

me with the final fantasy x soundtrack

[harsh minnow]

(it's less funny with the next messages, so i didn't include them)

[burnt maple]

Reason was that i use my apple id (The email in which i login to my apple account) on my alt

God i feel so scammed...

20 dollars for nitro

[deep token]

meow

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[burnt maple]

why are you all meowingg!!!

[waxen sphinx]

they are kittens

[burnt maple]

What car are you on!!

[soft wadi]

a hyundai meow

[jaunty trellis]

I had to drive behind someone for 2 hours who was driving 10 under the speed limit cuz there was no safe overtaking spots

[raw panther]

pain

[jaunty trellis]

yop

quite literally a pain in the ass

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648597785444220941/1267753936559931412/4.gif

I want to get a new avatar deco

but which one

Blackhole maybe?

[deep token]

refund it

https://reportaproblem.apple.com/?s=15

[waxen sphinx]

wish i'd accidentally end up with nitro

[jaunty trellis]

[deep token]

just ask someone to gift

ez

[misty parrot]

@deep token i still crackle whenever i pay monthly for apple music on android

cause apple's vendor name is just "Google Apple"

[deep token]

google apple

lmao

[burnt maple]

Thank you lunii

😭

[deep token]

yw

you may end up with free nitro

idk if it will remove it

i once accidentally forgot to turn off autopay for apple music

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-sitting-gif-20970545

[waxen sphinx]

ok im asking you

;3

[deep token]

refunded it, got the money back and the subscription stopped working

[deep token]

i dont have money

[waxen sphinx]

we should rob a bank

(online)

[deep token]

in gta

[burnt maple]

Does egirling on discord genuinely get you nitro

[waxen sphinx]

ofc ofc

in gta

[deep token]

yeah

[waxen sphinx]

it gets you a whole lot more

[deep token]

it gets you freaks and creeps in dms too

[waxen sphinx]

yup

[deep token]

glad im not an egirl

[misty parrot]

a small price to pay

[waxen sphinx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VE-oHtULHQ

[deep token]

chloe

im getting the iphone 16 pro

[misty parrot]

helo :)

[jolly temple]

popcorn me win :woah:

[waxen sphinx]

a small glimpse into what you could be doing on discord as an (e)girl (fake or otherwise)

[misty parrot]

whattt

[deep token]

ya my 12 mini isnt cutting it anymore

so imma treat myself for christmas lmao

[burnt maple]

Did they just add, ads on embeds...

[misty parrot]

so that's how the 16 pro looks like

[deep token]

basically yeah

has capture button

[burnt maple]

Why do you have 3 of them

[misty parrot]

pic not mine

[deep token]

those are dummies

[misty parrot]

whar

i literally just paid lmao

[waxen sphinx]

credit card declined

gg

[burnt maple]

OMG THESE ADS

[waxen sphinx]

i dont have any ads xd

[misty parrot]

nvm we good 👍

[night cape]

meee

[frail lichen]

awful

[misty parrot]

need new iphone ,,,

[deep token]

yop

[unique wyvern]

[night cape]

malarky!

my iphone 8 still runs great

[burnt maple]

https://github.com/Vencord/plugin-requests/issues/974

[deep token]

my 12 mini has a broken camera

78% health

it does not last a day

it does not last half a day

[night cape]

neither does mine

[misty parrot]

@deep token https://music.apple.com/kz/lyrics/1740856731?l=en&ts=220.491&te=225.389&tk=4.v1.Kw0YQA%2BLyb%2B2GFmX9P%2BN3g%3D%3D test :3

[waxen sphinx]

wait

new porter robinson album?

[misty parrot]

yeag

[lapis lava]

hm who could be the person trying to find a git repo on my site with python requests using tor

[sleek stirrup]

Ain't no way bro doxxed someone's ip

That's crazy

[jaunty trellis]

Country
Tor

[sleek stirrup]

Tour

[jaunty stag]

i dont want to buy a car

[lapis lava]

fafa insane

watches youtube in embeds

[jaunty stag]

not anymore

WTF

someone stop youtube

[lapis lava]

inSANE

[waxen sphinx]

xddddddddd

[lapis lava]

@digital kettle poke embed plugin when /hj

[somber leaf]

13 mini, broken main shooter, 86% battery health

[jaunty stag]

100 million dollar idea

will double poke income

to 4 whole dollar

[jaunty trellis]

[somber leaf]

I love my 13 mini but it overheats too easily

My iPad mini with the exact same SOC is a BLAST

battery

I would use a cheap ass android for work so I wouldn’t break my camera again but everyone I talk to uses iOS

[crisp finch]

their issue

[deep token]

awesome

my 12 mini overheats too

[boreal torrent]

my xr overheats too

[jolly temple]

theoretically it’s a "well made" coffee every coding

[elder osprey]

hello vencorders

shit im not an alien

I guess im getting banned

[spark crescent]

im an alien

[mighty radish]

If i try to make my bot private I get this error:

Private applications cannot have a standard link for authorization.

I am njot sure on how to fix can anyone help?

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/jasper-cat-jam-monster-punch-gif-19481630

[jaunty stag]

Remove auth redirects or whatever they're called

[mighty radish]

omg

:D

had to set the install link to none

[crisp flame]

G

[raw panther]

G

[keen junco]

you're kaufen mein auto

[open pasture]

erm

[keen junco]

https://imgur.com/CHWX6eg

[lapis lava]

you

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-comfy-blanket-cozy-kitty-gif-22986571

[rare trout]

Thanks Gemini

[sharp jay]

https://tenor.com/view/breaktimr-smoking-hot-gif-25651682

a

[somber leaf]

Pipeline punch is the best flavor

[sharp jay]

a

can i get image perms waah

[dusty copper]

YouTube started feeding ads to embedded videos on Discord
time for an adblock plugin kek

[somber leaf]

Why? What are you trying to post?

Why is it that important

I wonder

[sharp jay]

wait embed perms

its just a gif

[night cape]

oiled up black men

[somber leaf]

True

[light cedar]

minnesota

[dusty copper]

give the man embed perms NOW

[sharp jay]

^

meow

[burnt maple]

[pine zephyr]

eew

[spark crescent]

nononono

[rain sparrow]

why does spotify suck at putting lyrics up

this song does NOT say one it says what

(IGOR'S THEME by tyler the creator)

[sly spear]

But it correctly transcribed carti

[lapis lava]

give money to spotify

[sly spear]

These mfs magicians

[lapis lava]

else you only get lyrics for a few artists ⠀

[sly spear]

He said uhdainuhtihi bro

[rain sparrow]

whar

that looks like apple music

[rain sparrow]

thid is sptofiiy

[spring trellis]

what?

[grand crypt]

Bro can you send everything in one message

[jolly temple]

yummers

[grand crypt]

Instead of several fucking messages

[barren gorge]

Meow

[analog swallow]

vennie vencord

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765267951363555334/1072695045733490799/0821D9EF-D11E-43A2-A48C-EDDA6CB50837.gif

[keen junco]

i will vencord u

[analog swallow]

oh no

[spark crescent]

why do they type like that

i don't get it at all

[analog swallow]

i will vennie vencraft everyone here

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[still marlin]

yummers

[novel aspen]

fire ngl..

wait why am i whit-

[spice abyss]

cord

[rain sparrow]

lmfao thats just the tts command

[rain sparrow]

ven

[blazing talon]

Vencord is based

[winter girder]

Meow

[spice abyss]

wawa

[dusky patio]

there be spiders near me

[sly spear]

Wofi so good

[crisp finch]

nah fam ur dark

[winter girder]

Rofi better

[novel aspen]

💀

[sly spear]

It was broken for me

[pine zephyr]

Wolfie

we should rename Wofi to Wolfie

[crisp finch]

wut?

[pine zephyr]

nuke urself

[boreal osprey]

i read your name as ethanol alchohol smelling person lmao

[pine zephyr]

should change it fr

[crisp finch]

wut?

[pine zephyr]

nuke urself

[boreal osprey]

nah they should change it to estrogen ethanol smelling person because ethanol is most alchoholic drinks (its alcohol)

[obsidian yacht]

dam, friendly fire

[open pasture]

do NOT drink medical grade ethanol

[sly spear]

Bro you have space you can fucking expand

[boreal osprey]

just drink everclear

everclear makes hella molotovs

[open pasture]

Yummers

[boreal osprey]

aw i dont have embed perms

[unreal siren]

good

[mighty radish]

How do I change the pronouns and display name of a bot?

[boreal osprey]

i was gonna send a png of an african rain frog thats a sphere (its frowning) with the caption: "me asf when the atf tell me i cant make bonbs"

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

u can't anymore

[median owl]

vminker

[boreal osprey]

api fuckery probably

[mighty radish]

the venbotto one has it?

[boreal osprey]

doubt it

probably a obscure api call

[mighty radish]

Is that hard to do?

[jaunty trellis]

probably a deprecated api

[boreal osprey]

i dunno

i dont know the discord api docs by heart

[mighty radish]

alright

If your server owner you can also change the nickname

but you would have to do that for like

every server the bot is in

[keen junco]

yeah because it was done before it was locked to users only

[mighty radish]

oof

Cant get pronouns or a display name then?

[keen junco]

no

u can't

[boreal osprey]

bots can change their display name...

ive done it many times before

[mighty radish]

yea through right click and then change nicname

[crisp finch]

trans girl will fall in love with every trans girl she sees except the one in the mirror

[jolly temple]

sin the uni gym only have good use

[mighty radish]

if you got admijn in the server u can change their nickname

[somber leaf]

Unironically so true

[pine zephyr]

so true

[barren gorge]

shiggy

[mighty radish]

by changing the nickname right?

[hybrid wyvern]

since when do yt embeds have ads

[somber leaf]

Don’t say it with the hard T

[grand crypt]

Because they have a brain degenerating bug called being terminally online

[somber leaf]

How big is your fukin phone

[boreal osprey]

cry

[crisp finch]

small ui

debugging settings

[boreal osprey]

if you put all your messages in a single block then nobodys gonna read your essay

[grand crypt]

Ya I'm not gonna read your spastic 30 message ramble

[spark crescent]

im terminally online

[somber leaf]

You scare me malwina

[spark crescent]

and i don't type like that

[crisp finch]

how

[grand crypt]

The less brain degenerating version

[somber leaf]

Why are you using such a small UI

[crisp finch]

i have like -5 and i can read that

[grand crypt]

I guess

[spark crescent]

hm

[open pasture]

hi

[crisp finch]

me likey

[spark crescent]

mkay

[boreal osprey]

oh you're british

❌ OPINION INVALIDATED

[grand crypt]

I'm not even British

[boreal osprey]

you said spastic

[somber leaf]

This is my UI scale

[boreal osprey]

ive only heard british people say that

[grand crypt]

Ya because I think calling you retarded is too harsh

[crisp finch]

no white theme

horror

[boreal osprey]

then dont read either

[grand crypt]

Shorty wanna kick the bucket oh my fucking god

[boreal osprey]

it doesnt fucking matter to you if you dont wanna read it

[grand crypt]

Ya it does

Because you interrupt a convo

[boreal osprey]

if you've having a "serious" convo that thats important then go to dms

this is the offtopic channel

[grand crypt]

It doesn't have to be serious

It's a fucking convo

[sly spear]

Rate

[grand crypt]

There are often 3 different convos going on at once

[crisp finch]

hella gay

[grand crypt]

You somehow manage to disrupt all 3

[crisp finch]

stinks of gay here

[grand crypt]

Fire

[sly spear]

Look who's talking

[boreal osprey]

rice is clean

[grand crypt]

But I don't like catpucchin

[crisp finch]

malwina is talking, why?

[boreal osprey]

would send a screenshot of my rice but i dont have img perms

[open pasture]

Cute

Text contrast kinda bad though

[open pasture]

I'm down

[crisp finch]

you can send it ur self if you get image perma

[somber leaf]

Arch 10/10

[boreal osprey]

..and how am i supposed to do that

[tulip plank]

I'm so fucking pissed

I had only one order in Uber Eats to deliver

from around 8 AM to rn (~4PM CEST)

[boreal osprey]

damn i cant put the entire episode script to the ninjago pilot episode in the filename for the screenshot

[placid cove]

no way