#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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I dont even use vencord
I don’t use discord 
based
iirc, i used to have over 15 plugins with bd
more than 2 plugins on bd makes it kill itself and have mental issues
Devilbro
i am yet to find a doable discord them
i HATED BD era
thank god vencord the gay logger saved my life 🥰 (i don't use either)
bd is yes to announce any new themes B(
anything is better then nekocord (/joke)
did yall get bsod
windows is bsod 
the only thing that ever gave me a BSOD was fucking wuthering waves
shitty unoptimized cash grab game
Koshi from the deer anime is voiced by the same person that gave her voice for Hatsune Miku
Hey #SysAdmin #InfoSec fedi, let's have some fun. 🥳
Microsoft claims that the CrowdStrike thing is EU's fault, acktschually, because years ago EU forced Microsoft to stop abusing their privileged Windows access to have an edge over competitors in the antivirus market. 🤨
Seems only fair to have a thread on our favorite examples of a Microsoft's utter failures, ideally related to completely botched updates.
Know of such a failure? Share it below! :blobcateyes:
@lapis lava Why the fuck your forgejo got husk reaction how can I do that on my own instance
[0:00] Luigi's Casino - Super Mario 64 DS
[2:03] The Scorpion - Professor Layton and the miracle mask
[4:48] The Blue Bar (Evening) Harvest Moon:A Wonderful Life
[7:51] Casino Night Pinball - Sonic Generations
[10:43] Game Corner - Pokemon HeartGold And SoulSilver
[13:08] Jack-A-Dandy - Guilty Gear XRD
[16:56] Electrical Entertainment - Nights: ...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058532792461430827/1266014336237699134/amogus_bobby_uwu.png?ex=66a39b3b&is=66a249bb&hm=3ff9a273f1d80063632c2e9ea4f1f5460d5c6a53818eaf55b4ab8b70e1eaf3ef& (no embed perms click!!!!) (i am good at making horrible design choices)
uh button hover glow wow i think that spares me from the crimes i've commited (it does not)
windows user
p
i can smell the bgr cleartype
w
VERTICAL
horrible experience
in app.ini:
[ui]
CUSTOM_EMOJIS = husk, aagaming, blobcatcozy, husk, rocketcrash, shiggy, trolley
REACTIONS = 👍, 👎, 🎉, 😕, 🫀, 🚀, rocketcrash, 👀, husk, blobcatcozy, trolley, aagaming
in public/assets/img/emoji/, image files of all your emojis with matching names from app.ini
?remindme 32h Explode
Alright @viral cape, in 1 day and 8 hours: Explode
No that's just your armpits smelling
Go take a shower
is pnpm version 9.6 supported by vencord or not ?
Got it 👍
@cosmic otter Remember, you can win over 20000% of your money gambling but you can only lose 100%
EXACTLY
thats what i always say
why does vencord ask the user to restart vencord to update
why not just force them to restart or vencord become keylogger
would fix some problems in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
Because you may want to wait to restart
nuh uh
I rarely ever instantly restart upon seeing that
logs your keys
I actually don't always restart
Yop
vencor beocome keyloggr!!
Because uhhhhh 2 months ago huge explosion occured
its so we can blame it on you if you update once we push the crypto miner update
@keen junco did you gamble your wife's entire bank account
I have no wife
then get wife
sounds like coke original|| at google
Zoot made her disappear
@paper gate can you confirm
@lapis lava im gonna find you and sell you to minky so i can gamble
yes
CAT
KAT
x2 combo
i love cars

We work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to give
shur it
ru ok
ourselevs the right to live.
Love Yourself NOW
i do
based
skill issue @formal basin
To earn the right to post.
Ayo
i really fucking hope you never do
Bro got that Kris Tyson look
for the good of all of us
Why?
@formal basin please shut up
No
yuh huh
I work, to earn the right to post
idon'tseethat happening anytime soon
💀

lmao
Keep Yourself Secure mister, these days are not fine.
no we dont
EMBED FAIL
LAUGH AT HIM
how get image perms
ikr
pay me $50
ok
i really wish these fucking idiots would stop tring to use embed
my lawd
Why?
im not making quick assumptions but
annoying
Peak gatekeeper
i will pay?????
we have whitename and narcissistic whitename
yes
fight to the death
ok what app

paypall what
What? There are gay He/Him s and I am not gay
ko-fi
yeah i’m exhausted as fuck but i want to see how this ends up
Give Vee $50 GitHub sponsor
ok

So I put heterosexual so that people will know that I am not gay
is there no good image generation ai
ok im paying right now
and straight
NAHHH
sdiff 3 is decent i think
yuh huh
So if you are calling me homophobe because I have heterosexual on my gender section
That isn't going to give you regular
That is your problem
no it is
Give vee
i work at vencorn
who said it was a problem 
im the CTO
And you can keep crying about me being homophobe then
hjjhkh'
This mf said

big servers attract the biggest weirdos istfg
I'm the CTO at Vencord Software gGmbH
Like dude what is the problem if I am a hetero?
wow
anyways imma not pay bc my credit card is not working so byeee
Are you heterophobic?
did he say there was a problem with that specifically?
yes I hate straight people
no what
oh my god it’s not that deep
Mods, ban him
what is gGmbH
that sounds like car pressing random keys
even a whitename who just showed up is disagreeing with you
gGmbH is like words
Vencord is absolutely heterophobic
german non-profit llc
oh it is german
gemeinnützige Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung
can we mute bonfire for the rest of his days please
V+ brainrot @formal basin
i understand one thing which is MIT bc i know the MIT license
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇩🇪 German <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
non-profit limited liability company

thanks
oh thank god they are timed out
yaayyyyy :D
getting my laptop out yet again to listen to your voice notes
no i’m kidding i’m going to sleep bye
manti on my ka til i fasi
its just the opening to money for nothing
try
goodnight worf
i had to walk away i couldnt spy for like 10 minutes what happened
[this gif was randomly posted]
fuck youtube gave me the server-side ads again
nuclr bobm
bobm
meow
L
i had the adblock prompt
so i gave up and installed the ios app
on my mac
I haven’t had either in a long time
I get one frame of ad before video starts
im so tireddd
works fine
hhhh
yeah it's cursed tho
sho hiiii
anomalous.news has an adblock prompt (warns you if you aren't using an adblocker)
lmfao based
chat is yt revanced's ad block still work
idk i use uyou
yeah
oh
My streaming site
remove the "I'll take the risk" button
💀

no
you gotta give people a choice bruh
or youre an asshole
nah
You will take the risk for me
crowdstrike will visit your computer
im gonna install windows
I use secure boot with custom tpm keys
We're building CrowdStrike for linux
secure boot my balls
A fair amount of devices are locked to not be capable of installing blockers
sarp no
you want me to kick you in the balls with my boots?
we re building crowdstrike for earth
based
see finally someone with a brain
then don't use those devices

you could remove them tho
are you stupid or dumb
if I kick hard enough it will
no its not
im trolling
😭
pacman -S crowdstrike-kernel
im gonna stream from my apple watch
I don't use arch
I made the website explicity to use in my car which can't 
cant have adblocker there
what car
serverside adblock 
then SLEEP
crowdstrike.snap
hey that could work theoretically
lmao
I don't have snap
Iframe to vidsrc.to
yea webproxy
You're getting that too then
how?
By installing it
not possible
Why not
How do I server side adblock when this is how my site works
immutable os
secret
hey i also have an immutable os
webproxy
I will use @paper gate to mutate it
unzeetable
why
no he wont do anything
too stupid
ok
We'll see
sudo pmm-install antizeet-dkms
Hey so uh a big requirement is being free on cloudflare pages :3
It's just his mere presence that would scare the computer into obeying
Yop
don’t tell apple
no the computer will laugh
Not really
im scarier
No you're not
didnt see hwo it normal mention avatars being abused
I am
dont tell apple, i have dynamic island on a phone that doesnt have it
Nuh uh
I am the Vencord gGmbH CTO
guys i went outside for the first time, thoughts?
That's not very scary
it is
bit slow
sus
marv
Not to me
mine is 714 mb
74 bytes/s
hi zeet
I sped it up
damnit i just thought of the best thing to say for that one annoying guy that was here a second ago
im not annoying
not u
oh
mraow~
he kept being annoying as shit
:3
meeeeeeeow
mewing rn
;3
meowing rn
group meowing starts in 10 minutes
Meowing 24/7
mewing rn
meowing rn
dr mike mew approves
meowing rn
I should meow during voice training
group voice training starts in 2 minutes
Mewing is a great way to exercise your larynx
nya and uwu in voice training
Kill me
Literally recommended by every mtf voice guide for larynx control
do not break your bones
I am both people in this picture
so what >:(
what to eat
4
10
1
burger
Borg
autsm mm
@stark herald results are finally in you can eat now
" "
mods tie him to an operation table and give him bottom surgery
leave me alone sussy baka
shut up whitename
You better be in my dms if you're saving that
im saving it
macOS Sequoia and OS X Sonoma Hackintosh instructions, tutorials, step-by-step how to guides and installation videos; Hackintosh systems, parts and more.
nop
okay
hackintosh hardware support is pure horror
hows the aa gamer coming along
someone modified their genes to make their testicles produce estrogen
lol
you forgot the guillotine
bwaaa
Cat
Need
bwaa
@keen junco make it go faster
real
this would be the holy grail of transitioning
can we murder wisesman
hi
eepy
@paper gate
how
Incomprehensible
yeah he was my role model
eep
hi all
the fuck is nokotan doing
Ah, beautiful
yummerlicious!
i will grind you down until your very sparks cry for mercy. my hands will relish ending you here and now
yuckers
I remember when I was in primary school like year 5/6, we had these laptop trolleys and this was the best possible cable management for them according to the school staff
didn't use any of the fucking wire tracks
They take about an hour each
I mean this is what you get when everyone has to put their own back, they just shove it in there however fits
I wanna be paid for sorting school laptop trolleys
There are 4 bins that go in this
That are not in here
yo how old people died, including its slang guys should leave the patties yourself 
(I would just steal the laptops if they underpay me)
fr how old people died
slang and skill issue
type shit
I can't say nothing about cable management though
under my desk is literally a full ass spider web of cables
I do the bare minimum
I wasn't planning to have to fix carts
most of the cables aren't plugged in
Fuck I need to go back to the office to get Wirecutters
No weird knots and I need to be able to connectt and disconnect shit without wanting to kill myself
my cable management (or lack there of) looks like an elden ring boss
if you ask me to plug a usb into the back of my computer I would rather kms
Mine doesnt look super nice but its not messy either and thats what I aspire towards
Mediocrity
my desk has a mix of lesbian stickers, cookies, necklaces and rings
you have to go back where
Im gonna have to take apart my entire setup nnenxt week when we move and im very happy thhat I've made it easy for myself
my fucking mints are closer to me than my phone
is that a jojo
At least I don't keep weird things on my desk
I have an allenn key next to my keyboard
No clue why its just been there for like years and I havent used it
literally
down
Salsa eol before gta 6? Maybe, who knows 
mild
it's already trash
fr
it's currently not healthy to digest
due to being in my room
for a month
2 months maybe even
anyways salsa update next month fr
TF is ur name
making this a monthly thing 🔥
stella explode
im the CTO @ Vencord gGmbH
what
hi the CTO @ Vencord gGmbH I'm zayne
I'm the CTO @ Vencord gGmbH
dms
no you're not you're ashley
there's a while left
20 days
what name fits me best
Code trans name arc [real]
3
4
3
Nicole
erm aschhtually it's in 19d 23:07 
If you hate me I think you should kill me
If you can't kill me, then what are you worth?
because the longer that you people refuse to kill me the longer I'll stay on this earth
go take your med
please
its from her bio
for the benefit of humankind, take your meds
its a song
i didnt realize she changed it
@light cedar
take the schizo meds
yop
ctrl + shift + a dead area for half that)
I couldn't fit the whole thing sadly
gwa gwa
meow
meow
🔥
meow
also question
wtf is your name
like
do I call you
pingu
zooter will post minker pics
either
ctrl + shift + die
now I hav a not stupid name to address you by 
is pingu stupid 
I just realised I didnt change my status so it's just been a lie this entire time
I already know a pingu
and he's the goat
the number 1 pingu
bleh
no
Came back and someone was using one of the ipads (summer program staff aren't allowed to) so I tell them yeah no you can't do that
But the guy was the principal
Guh
car
question are you the same person or am I delusional
am I just having a schizo episode
schizo
not same person
NOT?
gigf
shut up
I need to make that into a speech bubble thing when I get home
no we aren’t the same person
me if I decide to break my 15 year sober streak (I've never had alcohol on purpose in my entire life)
no
me fr
nah you're the same person to me now fr
FRES
can anyone confirm
can confirm as former bisexual
I've been drinking maybe a little too much ever since I turned 18

I'm
never gonna drink
smh
kevin said "im not allowed either and hlsdk was quiet.
i had i dream i was a crippling drunk
can confirm
worse shit I'm gonna do is life threatening drugs
as a bi person i can confirm this
Vmink
Hello chat
I have a dream to become a 30 year old alcoholic cougar
ok changed
I had a dream that everyone left me and I ended up hanging myself 
nah still counts
it was eh
i prefer the ones where im on illicit substances
bruh
🗿


meow
hai nain
hi
nope number doesnt go down only up
(I wear a transbian pin everytime I go outside if anything I'm the most out of the closet mf)
3 blocked messages
ur so mean to me


only ears
chat I'ma admit something
im blocking u
sometimes I lurk in off topic like a no life...
image of @light cedar
what did i do?
true
I saw them with my own 2 eyes
after all we've been through
Straight up lying
face reveal?
yes
Little fella
can confirm this is a face reveal
its Michael Gorbachev blotter,,,,

relatable af bio omg
short answer is no, long answer:
here
can confirm that is stella
wow so rude
saw it with my own 2 eyes when
uhm
walking around their house

definitely didn't peak through their window at 4 in the morning on a tuesday a few weeks ago
= female child 2 tones fan
(trust)
i spent all of 5 minutes takeing those pictures
real..
but jokes aside, fucking slay stella you look amazing 😭
is there a vesktop support server or this is 2 in 1
it's this
(Auto-response invoked by @lost furnace)
Wideplink
I saved wideplink and longplink
meow
Thief

bambik
nvhhr
:3
wiseman
vencor
Ven-chan
average vencord support
hi
anyone who complains about this is self reporting

your final challenge install vencord
skill issue
fork
enable actions
create build yaml with build instructions from readme
commit
run
download artifact
REAL
your final challange.... press the install vencord button
true
idk why\ everyone took this seriously
your final challenge
learn to read
HELL NA YO ASS TWEAKIN JIGSAW!! WHAT DO I DO!! and then it just says Successfully patched
i love ghac
making a fantasy sound system
kamuro can't find the download link on GitHub
zeet can't install vencord
nuh uh
it has no other function other than to make music
you definitely get stuck at the part where it says successfully patched
i need a synonym for "wonderful" that starts with Y
wrong
it's funny when someone posts a meme like this on twitter and then in the replies people go "the download button is right there" and show the download source code button
hop on Better discord@warm zenith
blocked
ill download ur source code
git clone https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord
Samara no
pnpm -i
woke propaganda
should i build vesktop arm
blåhaj comfy,,,,
na h i dont think someone has literal arm as cpu
armhf or armle
perfect acronym
true,..,.
Okay guys because of you yesterday I got Dr Pepper
i just used a neti pot
W
i thinkr imagezoom is broken
now we have to kill him🤔
what's he doing
I see people posting TF2 memes but not actually playing the game 
yay
Chech my steam, I play it a bit
he's judging you silently
yay!
wouldnt u know..
LET ME OUT
o

no one
To boot up a 24 year old laptop. A whole 0.6gHz CPU, 64MB of RAM
running out of public ips? more like skill issue
galvanized square steel
yes
wonder why this ipv6 address cant access the ip whitelist hmmm weird, the dns is 10.0.8.10? and the dns says the website is at 10.0.8.20? Screw that I'll use the public ip
ip more like eye pee
Because it gonna take going to tears before the thing starts to work
normal birds
Who even needs IPs
birbs
unnatural creature
execpt dragonfruit
@paper gate
nefarious
fuck
why is it thinking
cat girlfriend. i eat monkeys for breakfast
School rack for Chromebooks?
It's been awhile since I've seen one.
Imagine if one of them had a battery fire
That'd suck 😂
I remember the screens getting broke a lot. I think it's the most commonly broken part.
bro the screens blow up if you look at them funny
at my old school we stacked a bunch of them to get ready for smth and the bottom 2-3 were broken in each pile
and each pile was 12 laptops

clenk
I think I broke the screen once, thankfully it was a free repair.
yippie my ipv6 works now

nvm 
My school gave everyone a single free repair

Bims are you okay? IPv6 is scary.
Am back
ipv6 is scuffed
with every ipv6 req my pc just ditches the dns and goes straight to 1.1.1.1 dns
who are you
A muted one
Damn
BUT
Best of luck
scuffed
My fate was sealed when the mod appeared.
My tech teacher kind of refused to teach IPv6 all together.
What'd you do?
Tech teacher?
Being straight
That's crazy
No but seriously
whar
Yeah, when I was in school I took a networking class.
I got muted for being straight wtf
And what did you learn?
that doesn't seem right
AAAAAAAA
aaa
It looks like I have to be gay now so 1984 fr
A handful of useful things, one of them being I'm not good at networking. Service calls, camera installs and computer repair are my jam.
Now, tell me
Tell you what?
server stuff and networking is fun
Do you know the uuh
I forgot its name
Like there is 110 etc
what
And then you uuuh
Wait I forgot +
FUCKING HELL
Are you talking about IP addresses?
so true kevin
does anyone
You do this on those numbers = +
use a shitty fritzbox
What's that
what is a sinkwalker
You make ip
walking sink
Hashing?
With binary
I was in the settings menu like 10mins ago
yes

binary to ip
But the UI is sorted in the worst way ever
IP to binary
and there is no search
I don't really remember that too much
wtf are you talking about
Who?
ip to binary?
Convert your IP to binary in here
bonfire
?
dark souls?
I walk on sinks
Without socks
So I leave sweat prints
wewe
why would you need 192.168.0.1 in 1s and 0s
let that sink it
Well uuuh
womp womp
uuuh
To uuuh
my port is 7777

There is a reason beuv
Wait
I think I am remembering ut
To steal bits so you get more addresses into your network
ip to address?
I think I know what you're talking about. I vaguely recall learning about it.
pain
It can hold 253 devices I guess
Send the uncensored one
Why use ipv6
chat
And send your mac
Yes, kevin
literally only hid the ips basically
Wgat
You missed the only IPv4 address
kevin
yeah you can have that one 
Alright
hf with my local ip
I have no need for it
even tho the ipv4 addresses are local too
💀
127.0.0.1
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