🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[jolly temple]

balls

[signal junco]

yes kevin

[glass shell]

is getting an autism diagnosis even if I already knew I had it a while ago just to prove my family I haven't been bullshitting the whole time a girlboss move

it was draining as fuck but it was worth it

im pretty sure you have autism

im consulting with a psychiatrist to get like

more in depths result

but my neuropsychologist's diagnosis does say I have autism

it's still fucking insane to me that you need to do all this shit to get one paper that says you have a thing you already know you have

just so an association MIGHT accept to help you later in life

[icy grail]

nie

[fresh wing]

I don't have perms

@crisp finch

[stone owl]

Sad

[crisp finch]

what

ive seen that already

[glass shell]

imagine

[stone owl]

Imagine dragons

[glass shell]

no

[magic dune]

the system is so fucked

[stone owl]

[sudden sun]

@tired idol hiiii

hru

[crisp finch]

ive been doinb ur mom

[sudden sun]

just woke up lol

[glass shell]

i need more all girls band anime slice of life drama with accurate playing and cool ass rock songs,,,,,

[stone owl]

There’s one about a shy drummer

[magic dune]

ah. don't think i can elaborate without breaking rules. great.

[stone owl]

Forgot the name tho

[glass shell]

need,,,,

I finished girls band cry and I need more

i sucked on that shit like a leech

don't give a fuck if people don't like CGI

[fresh wing]

O, mb 🦅

[fresh wing]

Vee needs to gimme regular
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1249956360813285416.webp?size=64

[glass shell]

it talks about issues I have, has characters I resonate with, has accurate playing, possible lesbians, has good lyrics and VERY GOOD SONGS

and it's funny

and the face expressions are really good

[stone owl]

bocchi the rock

[glass shell]

I already watched bocchi the rock 17 times in a row when it came out

[fresh wing]

Tf is a kilometer 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[glass shell]

(I am not joking)

[stone owl]

One more won’t hurt

[winter needle]

what does an official diagnosis even help you with

[fresh wing]

[glass shell]

also fun fact I have the same birth date as bocchi

feb 21st

[stone owl]

Nice

[glass shell]

in France you can submit it and get help at school, jobs etc

[winter needle]

huh

[glass shell]

that's for more extreme cases

and mainly for handicaps

and autism isn't

why is douche censored

[magic dune]

having autism for like my entire life i can say it can be a handicap, especially with comorbid disorders and diseases (like epilepsy)

[stone owl]

Ehcuod

[jolly temple]

stem cool but we need new members should not on but hes just realized how i play sa made people because 5 robots will singlehandedly fund the fish nation we invite kevin into it then never use stylus

[magic dune]

?

[glass shell]

it's a handicap because other people make it one

[stone owl]

Kevin the intellectual

[deep token]

no

sometimes it's similar to czech

but most of the time i cant

[magic dune]

honestly the more i think about it the more i agree

the comorbidities still suck though

[glass shell]

I mean yeah but that's an entirely different thing

[magic dune]

yeah

hello again

[stone owl]

Hello

[magic dune]

ah. incident in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥. love seeing someone just get put in the timeout chair live.

[glass shell]

i watched episode 3 of shikanoko and they straight up did a 3 years timeskip and act like it didn't happen

[stone owl]

Xd

[unreal siren]

Surely reselling stuff (like boosts) is against discord’s tos

[stone owl]

But is that person getting banned

[magic dune]

probably is

[glass shell]

can I eat their corpse

[stone owl]

Prob taste like Cheetos and sweat

[drowsy cypress]

Sorry guys that was my alt

Please don’t ban me 🥺

[stone owl]

[glass shell]

reachie im eating your corpse

[keen junco]

No

[keen junco]

Not permitted

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-kirisame-touhou-2hu-fumo-no-cap-gif-13806368453610023751

[fallow pawn]

theres no such thing as a coincidence

[deep token]

meow

[open pasture]

LOOK BEHIND. ITS GONNA DIE

[keen junco]

Good.

[fallow pawn]

would eat

[magic dune]

fish fear me

[open pasture]

The fish won't be the only one dying

[deep token]

why

[magic dune]

fish fear me

[dense phoenix]

this is me

[deep token]

yeah but why

[warm zenith]

eat fish

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-neko-rub-cheek-cute-gif-16375439

[magic dune]

nom

[tired marlin]

the

[deep token]

oh

[fallow pawn]

@deep token we should go out n get sushi

[fallow pawn]

rage is consuming me

[deep token]

ive never had sushi

[edgy ermine]

🍣

[fallow pawn]

UR MISSING OUT

[deep token]

i dont think i would eat it ngl

[fallow pawn]

its so good

[jaunty trellis]

sushi so good

[fallow pawn]

possibly my fav foods

[edgy ermine]

sushi is one of my favorites too

[jaunty trellis]

now I kinda wanna go get sushi

[fallow pawn]

dont think anything can beat it apart from good chicken from canes with the dipping sauce

[edgy ermine]

寿司

[keen kernel]

chromebook drip

[fallow pawn]

install vencord

[icy grail]

fish want me
women fear me

[keen kernel]

i did

[fallow pawn]

huge..

[keen kernel]

need fonts

[edgy ermine]

Since when did chrome have blue buttons

[keen kernel]

for emojis and stuff

[open pasture]

Fish fear me
Women fear me

[keen kernel]

thorium

[fallow pawn]

https://developer.apple.com/fonts/

[edgy ermine]

oh

[jolly temple]

shark!

[open pasture]

Shark!

[keen kernel]

kevin has just returned from ikea

[open pasture]

Coward

[waxen sphinx]

xd

[edgy ermine]

Why is SF Pro so good

[keen kernel]

oh and i got a thorium build for raspberry pi lmfao

[open pasture]

SF?

[keen kernel]

bc this chromebook is aarch64

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine sf pro goes crazy with this css

[hardy totem]

Ik not vendors support ... But any linux ThinkPad folks here ?

Tired dual booting and bricked it up

[keen kernel]

i have a dualbooted thinkpad

i dont use the arch part much but yeah

[hardy totem]

Ever came across this ?

(A7) Me Fw Downgrade - Request MeSpiLock Failed

[crisp finch]

transition goals

[magic dune]

what are some of the worst themes you've ever come across

[hardy totem]

Just after i updated fedora after install

[keen kernel]

have not

oh fedora, i used arch

[hardy totem]

Lucky.. ah man

[keen kernel]

actually mightve used lubuntu i dont remember now

[sudden fjord]

you forgot me

i’m the moon

[waxen sphinx]

any "theme" that uses a picture of somethign as the main background instead of a solid color

[keen kernel]

im mooning you

[sudden fjord]

i’m crashing into the earth

[keen kernel]

omg zelder referencer

[fallow pawn]

me and myself

[sudden fjord]

nom

[jaunty trellis]

you love big modpacks being unstable as shit

[edgy ermine]

Lol why does font switching still work

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

Familiar name

[edgy ermine]

whar

[deep token]

one of these is me

[fallow pawn]

Firefox tiny

[edgy ermine]

Oh

😭

[fallow pawn]

whyy

[edgy ermine]

@fallow pawn

haii

[jolly temple]

urinals were freaking out idk let's beat one side hahaha

[fallow pawn]

macos samara

[edgy ermine]

One problem

windows

[deep token]

nice serial number NERD

[edgy ermine]

and linux

[deep token]

F

replace it

[fallow pawn]

find me a good font to use from google fonts

[deep token]

which?

[edgy ermine]

feeling tired

[deep token]

first to move is gay

[edgy ermine]

I'm eepy

[deep token]

im moving

[fallow pawn]

@deep token find me a font thaf looks like sf pro on google fonts

[deep token]

nop

[fallow pawn]

🥺

[magic dune]

you're so real

[edgy ermine]

@fallow pawn 🥺

[deep token]

newer macs with t2/asi can get icloud locked if theyre not yet i think

idk

same for ipads

[fallow pawn]

move if ur this creature

[edgy ermine]

meow

[sick saddle]

Hey guys and gals, everyone well?

[fallow pawn]

yeah currently going to mars

[sick saddle]

noice, dont forget to bring some patatoes

https://tenor.com/view/the-martian-explosion-fail-science-fail-gif-4939960

o damn, im too low to post gif's

as food, or as companions?

naked snails, or traditional ones?

ill pet it, wont eat it.

[lavish owl]

a snail pie or butterscotch cinnamon pie

[sick saddle]

noooo

i never had escargot, but im willing to bet steak tastes better 😄

[sudden fjord]

hi

i’m wrong luna

[magic dune]

hello

[sudden fjord]

so bai

[quiet glen]

Almost everything becomes edible when you're starving, and there's nothing better to eat

[sudden fjord]

when I wasn’t eating for weeks I lost any hunger feeling after like 2 days

the “worst” day was the first and second day

everything after felt normal

well for me

[icy grail]

why weren't you eating for weeks

[sudden fjord]

idk money, and wanted to lose weight

and just everything tasted bad

[magic dune]

that's not good

[jolly temple]

keebler cookies with each other it says

[magic dune]

EDs suck there's no winning with them

you either feel awful for eating well or you feel awful for not eating "healthily"

[sudden fjord]

i can’t even eat much

if I eat “much” I just throw over

and essentially ate nothing then

[waxen sphinx]

thats normal

like that is a universal experience for everyone who is fasting

[magic dune]

i think that's your body going into famine mode

[waxen sphinx]

but if u r underweight maybe don't fast xd

[waxen sphinx]

entering ketosis, going through potential withdrawals (sugar withdrawal), etc.

[magic dune]

iirc it's healthier to just let yourself be fat than to cycle weights, but could be wrong on that

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[magic dune]

hello :3

[waxen sphinx]

eeeeh being overweight definitely isn't healthy lol

[glass shell]

it's always healthier to be fatter (not obese) than being too thin

and that comes from someone who's underweight

help

[magic dune]

not saying it's healthy, but healthier than constantly cycling weights

[waxen sphinx]

ok yeah a few kg more

[glass shell]

im 5'0" and 39kgs

[waxen sphinx]

but not like morbidly obese

[glass shell]

yeah

[sudden fjord]

what’s that in meters

[glass shell]

it's not

[glass shell]

154 cm

[waxen sphinx]

we have very similar stats lol

[spring trellis]

exactly

[sudden fjord]

oh i’m 160cm with 40kg

[glass shell]

did you just call them stats

[fallow pawn]

mf called it stats

[waxen sphinx]

LOL

i mean

[magic dune]

gamers

[waxen sphinx]

that's technically what it is

[sudden fjord]

buy upgrades

[glass shell]

what's your build... im heading for NEET

[fallow pawn]

estrogen is an upgrade

[waxen sphinx]

you guys are the real gamers here for associating a totally neutral word with gaming

LOL

[sudden fjord]

natural skill here

[glass shell]

i have

[fallow pawn]

huge.

[glass shell]

1 charisma

-2 strength

[waxen sphinx]

i was going through my neet years already

[cerulean lance]

https://www.speedrun.com/ultrakill/runs/mk19171y yooooo

[waxen sphinx]

i'm a woman of the world now

[glass shell]

0 wisdom

[deep token]

hii

[glass shell]

2 agility

2 fortitude

[sudden fjord]

can you put my “stats” there (160, 40kg)

[waxen sphinx]

damn i just reailzed i am no longer technically underweight

19.6 bmi

[jolly temple]

wbu

[spring trellis]

which site?

[waxen sphinx]

not to be confused with "play with me, toy"

[spring trellis]

why does discord like to make a newline when i press enter 😡

and no i'm not pressing shift

[waxen sphinx]

it does

[fallow pawn]

what?

[waxen sphinx]

it's an indicator

[glass shell]

my bmi is 16.4 apparently

[fallow pawn]

[waxen sphinx]

if you are on the extreme ends of the bmi range you are unhealthy

[glass shell]

is that good

[waxen sphinx]

but you can be metabolically unhealthy even while being underweight according to bmi

[spring trellis]

yippee?

[waxen sphinx]

if you are "fat inside"

[glass shell]

what website is that

[spring trellis]

https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html

ive been eating lots of shit food lately and have LOST weight

[unreal siren]

you love

[waxen sphinx]

you can trick your metabolism to an extent

[winter girder]

take it, it's all yours

[fallow pawn]

Its so over for me

[sick saddle]

BMI isnt set in stone , its more of a guideline. If i calculate my BMI it will say im overweight, but im not

[waxen sphinx]

eat more

trick your body into thinking food isn'T a scarce resource

[fallow pawn]

"Eat more" when my high metabolism comes in

[unreal siren]

Mood

I eat so much

[glass shell]

woops

[winter girder]

chat im cooked

[sick saddle]

my bmi is 28.1 while im under 15% fat 😄

[woeful kettle]

My BMI is 25.1

[waxen sphinx]

damn you FAT

[fallow pawn]

im the type of person to eat whatevers put in front of me at the dinner table and everything is usually consumed at the end

[sick saddle]

haha 😄 damn

[unreal siren]

The pro’s and cons of fast metabolism;

You can eat everything and not increase ur weight
But
You can eat everything and not increase ur weight

[spring trellis]

oopsie daisy

[sick saddle]

i work as a personal trainer, being fat would be a lil weird 😄

[fallow pawn]

i find it a bit sad

[sudden fjord]

didn’t know class 3 was a thing lol

[sick saddle]

like a driving instructor with a DUI

[glass shell]

class III

[waxen sphinx]

calls director of my 600lbs life with a potential new candidate

[woeful kettle]

Lol

[spring trellis]

maja

[fallow pawn]

are you a discord mod by any chance

[jolly temple]

x11

[glass shell]

i wish i had more weight

[spring trellis]

yes

(in all seriousness i quit every mod position i had a few months ago)

[glass shell]

im kinda insecure

[woeful kettle]

POV: You look at CaseOh

[waxen sphinx]

good

modding online communities is bad for your mental health

[fallow pawn]

mood but im back baby

[unreal siren]

Would you rather mod or do #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[spring trellis]

everyone kept trying to suck up to me when i was mod in a few places LMAO

[waxen sphinx]

xd

[spring trellis]

i didn't like it

[waxen sphinx]

neither

[woeful kettle]

Fair

[fallow pawn]

mines pretty good i think

[sick saddle]

no need to be insecure 😄

[spring trellis]

notably the software with raindrop logo server

[woeful kettle]

Pff

[glass shell]

im built like a stick

not even a stick

a fucking twig

[fallow pawn]

wow i wonder what that is

[spring trellis]

only you know

probably

[fallow pawn]

[sick saddle]

well, if you set a reasonable goal, go for it, get some help and you can do it, gaining weight, losing weight. its easier said than done but its very possible

[waxen sphinx]

https://www.twitch.tv/trumporbiden2024

[glass shell]

my metabolism betrays me

[fallow pawn]

i dont blame u bc the people there arent great

[spring trellis]

it was so good in like

late 2022

[sick saddle]

metabolism just makes it a higher difficulty rate, but you can still beat the game at hard 😛

[glass shell]

dude all my weight went in my ass it sucks

[winter girder]

GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[magic dune]

owning an rp server was so fucking exhausting i'm so glad i'm just basically a mechanic now

[spring trellis]

the reason i first quit my mod position there was because i was embarrassed to be a staff member of a server with such a shit reputation

[fallow pawn]

dont wanna get too deep into this, but I do plan on archiving it eventually

[sick saddle]

If you ever need help gaining/losing weight, give me a dm i can give some pointers, if a step to a prof is too much for the start

[glass shell]

blocked

[winter girder]

😭

[glass shell]

restraining order

[spring trellis]

good idea it's dead anyway

[fallow pawn]

i think its best to avoid other server talk here

[spring trellis]

fairfairfairfair

[last breach]

hello how are you i am under the water please help me here too much raining

[spring trellis]

this weather's fucked my umbrella is now broken

[sick saddle]

😄

[spring trellis]

i'm so mad about that

[fallow pawn]

i mean always been like that I believe

[winter girder]

chat i lowkey hate boxers sometimes ngl

[fallow pawn]

client mod servers are always some kind of weird shithole

[spring trellis]

i'm mostly active in the transport servers now

[waxen sphinx]

mani & pedi time :3

bye chat

[spring trellis]

some people there aren't the smartest but they're friendly places

[fallow pawn]

seems like something u would be in

[spring trellis]

the best one got archived because the owner got bullied 😔

[glass shell]

cydia died in 2015
vencord born in 2022

welcome back epstein

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/958778704123822110/ezgif-2-ab90b144fa.gif

[spring trellis]

hilarious place though

someone there stole a stop button off a bus

got bullied there forever

[glass shell]

thank god cydia fucking died

it was so slow

[spring trellis]

bring back saily

[jolly temple]

still my ability to deny it, but itd be purchased with claiming she banned or had to web comic

[fallow pawn]

you want a funny screenshot

[glass shell]

sure

[fallow pawn]

cydia on ios 18

[glass shell]

oh my god

im so sorry for you

[fallow pawn]

its lovely isnt it

[glass shell]

eh

honestly I wouldn't jailbreak an ipad

to me ipads are like

fancy drawing tablet

that's about it

[fallow pawn]

ipads dont have much use even when it comes to jb

all things are made for a phone

[spring trellis]

i saw this today 😭

[glass shell]

there's like a few tweaks for it but that's about it

[deep token]

i did

theres no tweaks

lmao

[fallow pawn]

exactly girly

[glass shell]

well of course not yet on ios 18

[spring trellis]

its been doing this for like 2 weeks

it's so funny

[glass shell]

it's barely even a jailbreakable version

so people aren't gonna bother making shit for it

someone make a vencord tweak that just crashes your discord

and make it like

99 cents

and it changes your background to vennie and then proceeds to delete itself

[fallow pawn]

vencord tweak

[glass shell]

ventweak

[spring trellis]

@warm zenith

[warm zenith]

FIRE

[spring trellis]

went to KFC today

[spice abyss]

imagine that happen in an airport

[spring trellis]

hmmmm

[woeful kettle]

All that due to a cloud service managed by a multibillion dollar company…

[spice abyss]

crowdstrike

[woeful kettle]

Microsoft

[spring trellis]

antivirus*

[raw panther]

colour

[spice abyss]

no its crowdstrike

[woeful kettle]

But yea, I heard of that like, hundreds of times

[spice abyss]

maybe its fixed now

[woeful kettle]

They tried to deploy a fix and even that didn’t really work

[spring trellis]

it’s up to IT guys to fix every computer affected by it

[spring trellis]

yeah because it bootloops

[woeful kettle]

There were still some issues from what I've heard

Heck if I know

[spice abyss]

theres a way to fix actually

[tropic wasp]

why is PR #1930 still not merged

[jolly temple]

here before i download flac for more drip

[spice abyss]

"C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291-.sys" as i remember

[warm zenith]

i love kfc

rest in peace kfc

[spice abyss]

eat at burger king instead

[digital kettle]

haiii

https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/19/24201927/microsoft-crowdstrike-update-fix-turn-off-on-pc this was so funny

[winter girder]

no?

[winter girder]

windows should automatically disable problematic drivers after 3 tries

[winter girder]

look its @jaunty remnant

[spice abyss]

real

[winter girder]

imagine if crowdstrike was on phones and had a issue like this

[spice abyss]

why is there a linux icon on my phone

[winter girder]

what is this

[spice abyss]

isnt that an ipad

[digital kettle]

based china??? :o

[fallow pawn]

its a bsod screen from the taurine jailbreak

[spice abyss]

north korea:

[winter girder]

can we make it so instead of :( its :3

[unreal siren]

yes

[spice abyss]

theres 1 on google

[winter girder]

youtube is so great

i love ntts reporting on the crowdstrike incident

[digital kettle]

bwa??

[unreal siren]

bwaaa

[winter girder]

oh

its a dearrow issue

still its funny

[digital kettle]

why do people use dearrow

i dont liek it

[bitter valley]

whats dearrow

[last breach]

haven't watched it crowd since 2 weeks ago

based show :3

[raw panther]

replaces youtube titles and thumbnails with non-clickbait ones

[spring trellis]

they're alright

[spring trellis]

bro they always spoil videos

[deep token]

@soft wadi

hii

[winter girder]

thats kinda the point

[soft wadi]

hi

[spring trellis]

the way they title mutahar's videos too

"Mutahar talks about X"

like why not make it look natural

idk i don't like it i didn't have it installed for long

[last siren]

you know you can customize it

the default settings are bad

[last breach]

typical child activities

[soft wadi]

he doesnt like vennie

[raw panther]

vennie isn't a kids' toy

[jaunty trellis]

I can't wait to get my vennie

[spring trellis]

so mean

[raw panther]

I'd buy a vennie if I wasn't poor

[winter girder]

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[winter girder]

realness

i got a good 5 bucks

nvm 6 bucks

[spring trellis]

the facebook ai art epidemic is getting too far

[winter girder]

happy boacn eakeniiy

[spring trellis]

🥓

[spice abyss]

my grandma sometime trust these

[spring trellis]

breh

so many people do

"Oh my god congrats!! 😻 ❤️" to a photo of a baby with 12 fingers

[raw panther]

that teddybear's packing

[jolly temple]

[nocturne bough]

also except russia

[last breach]

how are they doing it?

guessing facebook has a ai feature

[warm zenith]

here we don't have crowdstrike we just kill people if they hack

[spring trellis]

no people just upload AI art and try to pass it off as being real

(they succeed)

[last breach]

damn

[spice abyss]

we have Llama

[last breach]

facebook was good in 2013 to 2014 but now it's a hell fest.

[spring trellis]

it doesn't appeal to younger people anymore

i'm only on it for a couple niches that i otherwise wouldn't be able to find

[winter girder]

guys i have kodarru.me yet i still dont have a website up

😔

[spring trellis]

i have worf.win yet my site is outdated and i want to buy worf.net.au

😔

[fallow pawn]

Why a new site

[spring trellis]

i just like .net domains

.win was cheap and a couple people i knew used it so i got that in 2022 (or early 2023? can't remember)

[winter girder]

dows.win

[spring trellis]

2022-12-30

and also if i was to discontinue my fedi instance (which i'm considering) i'd still be getting the bot traffic forever

banger

[open pasture]

discord.gg/getprism

[spring trellis]

erm

[warm zenith]

vKILL this guy

[spring trellis]

what is prism

[icy grail]

invalid invite my beloved

[spring trellis]

i'm so tired

[dense phoenix]

its how newton invented gay people

[winter girder]

they sent the invite in every channel

[spring trellis]

bot

i swear sometimes i send a message and it scrolls up and i get scared that it was deleted

[spring trellis]

should i feel dumb for not understanding this

[icy grail]

yesn't

[fallow pawn]

[winter girder]

@dusky vector 🙏

[spring trellis]

OH.\

[winter girder]

looks good

[magic dune]

ough

there was a spammer?

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[spring trellis]

i had the funniest driver today

[raw panther]

now uwuify the text

[spring trellis]

"LEMME GUESS YOUS ARE ONLY GONNA GO ONE STOP"

i love chatty bus drivers

usually very nice people

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn did you see my switch theme

[fallow pawn]

yea

but i have nothing to say bc i dont use a switch

[deep token]

macOS Ventura

[magic dune]

this theme is such a glow up from the ones available for default jesus

[deep token]

cute

[winter girder]

you guys ever just look back at your old messages and cringe

[deep token]

girls i got the drip im wearing gay shoes

[deep token]

yes

[magic dune]

yoo

[sudden sun]

[deep token]

i have never owned a nintendo console

[winter girder]

[fallow pawn]

dw in 3 months you'll do the same for your current messages

[deep token]

ew my airpods are yucky

need to clean them

[burnt maple]

Clean them every once a week

[jolly temple]

shop like 1 piece of comments are the mastodon app

[winter girder]

this scratches my brain 🤤 https://youtu.be/JxO8AlTXBIw

[deep token]

wild

[winter girder]

you doing too much

[deep token]

ear tips

[fallow pawn]

r u on mac miss

[deep token]

no im in a car

[winter girder]

march this year

[open pasture]

yo

[winter girder]

sad

[fallow pawn]

how the heck is clyde here

[winter girder]

😭

[deep token]

why the fuck is clyde here

[void ivy]

something about banning and unbanning it

causes it to join the server

or whatever

[deep token]

@fallow pawn my dad said the kindergarten teachers told him i may have adhd

[magic dune]

i'm just shocked clyde is alive

[deep token]

HOW

damn

oh i mean this

so i guess preschool or whatever

idfk what it's called in english

you go there at 4-5yo

[fallow pawn]

Was a joke

towards kodarru

[void ivy]

o

[warm zenith]

rest in peace clyde

all i remember is that you broke him completely by spamming "a " with the space

he just turned into kevin

[icy grail]

how about you come over to mine and do it there

[winter girder]

guys

thats a lil gay ngl

[covert inlet]

dont worry

[winter girder]

im slightly concerned

[icy grail]

:3

[deep token]

bruh

[deep token]

meow

[fallow pawn]

very cute kitty

[digital kettle]

today's the day....

[deep token]

me

wtf

ur weird

[winter girder]

Today's the day...

Oh no

[warped tulip]

bro left the second i opened terminal;

linuxophobia is real 😭

[jolly temple]

aint he a 128kbps has sooooo many fish heads

[warped tulip]

erm actually🤓 it's GNU + Linux

yes

[deep token]

erm actually go fuck yourself

[warped tulip]

7pm

[deep token]

damn

[warm zenith]

wish

keep praying for his downfall and maybe the wrath of god will fall upon him

[deep token]

and in that light i find deliverance

[warped tulip]

Elon is 53 damn

[warm zenith]

thunder strikes directly into him turning him into ash

[deep token]

old ass

[warped tulip]

wasnt it Xae or something

goof

oh

[warm zenith]

yeah it's time he fucking dies and gets cremated and put into a vase and sent to space so we never see him again

[warped tulip]

i bet he gets bullied

[winter girder]

That wasn't his actual legal name

[warped tulip]

ong

[deep token]

mfw he hates queer people but he names his son whatever the FUCK that is

[winter girder]

It's a method celebrities use to hide their legal name so people can't track them

[deep token]

exactly

[warped tulip]

on "X formerly known as Twitter"

[fallow pawn]

The funny thing is, as soon as you tell me (and quite proudly, I might add) that you primarily run Linux, I already know a ton about you. I know that you have no artistic ability -- that you're not into full-stack or front-end dev (no photoshop), you're not a photographer (no lightroom), and you're not into video editing (no premiere). I know you're not a software entrepreneur, as you would have needed full-stack development for that. I know you're not into remote collaboration with Google Drive (and Dropbox support is being ended soon). I know you're not an iOS developer (no XCode), or mobile developer at all (which generally requires Photoshop). I know you haven't honed your UX/product sense. Even if you dual-boot, I know you're in pain and will probably lose a bunch of data one day and have no idea what happened. You see that? In your search for "freedom," you have boxed yourself in like a caged rat.

[unreal siren]

Twitter formerly known as X

[warped tulip]

my brain stopped

[spring trellis]

how dare they steal the name of my favourite bus operator

[warped tulip]

hey i am ui dev!!!!! 11!!11!

[fallow pawn]

proof

[warped tulip]

wait

hop in vc

[fallow pawn]

what if I regret it

[warped tulip]

i cannot send messages

[deep token]

LOL

[warped tulip]

i wont show u naked women

or naked men

[fallow pawn]

yeah u can send messages

i see them

[deep token]

lmfao

[warped tulip]

what tefuck

[warped tulip]

i meant imges

[spring trellis]

"THIS BUS IS A FUCKEN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!"
- ventura (knoxfield depot) driver

[fallow pawn]

v+ image @warped tulip

[warm zenith]

hating queer people then taking over twitter is so fucking funny

[fallow pawn]

now send

[warm zenith]

it's that simple

[warped tulip]

what was i dong

no

Idk this is the only good looking

i made

[spring trellis]

hang on i have a quotes list

[fallow pawn]

where

[spring trellis]

let me consult it

[winter girder]

P

[fallow pawn]

image where

[warped tulip]

i can't send

hop in vc

[fallow pawn]

yes u can

[deep token]

why does sennzai sing so well

[warped tulip]

no i can't

it is local ip @fiery torrent

😭

[fallow pawn]

I beg to differ

[warped tulip]

u cant

its local ip

unless u break into my house

[warped tulip]

whaat

[fallow pawn]

just send a screenshot

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[warped tulip]

what r u rockin

[jolly temple]

going fantastic 🤩

[fallow pawn]

what am I supposed to be seeing

[warped tulip]

god damn 💀

[fallow pawn]

basic 404 page

[warped tulip]

i write java

not script

[warm zenith]

@spring trellis just remembered the funeral ad on the bus

[warped tulip]

or html or css or whatever the cool kids acllai t

[deep token]

😭😭😭

[spring trellis]

😭

[warm zenith]

they should've put it on the front of the bus that way more people would see it

[fallow pawn]

best 404 page iver ever made

[warm zenith]

i believe in ads being placed where they fit

[winter girder]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[warm zenith]

so i will be advertising emergency service numbers on the sides of trams because people can't fucking drive

[warped tulip]

everything looks good but the button looks like 1962

[fallow pawn]

how

[warped tulip]

or open jfx or smth

[deep token]

apple music what r u doing

[warped tulip]

OPEN JFX IT LOOKS LIKE OPEN JFX BUTTON

[fallow pawn]

how does it look 1962

[warped tulip]

not 1962

[fallow pawn]

idk what that is

[deep token]

no it looks modern

[warped tulip]

library to build uis with web and Java

[deep token]

what the fuck 😭😭😭

[warped tulip]

(The best langauge)

[deep token]

australians are wild

[fallow pawn]

I use plain css

[warped tulip]

@fiery torrent i m made a basic interpreter

transpiler*

[fallow pawn]

@deep token r u on pc

[warped tulip]

in the best language of all time btw

[deep token]

girl i already told you

im not

[warm zenith]

what the fuck does old bomb mean

[fallow pawn]

I MISSED IT OKAY

[warped tulip]

No it's the best language

[deep token]

oki

[warped tulip]

Java

[deep token]

well ya im not

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1253556621905362996/caption.gif

[warm zenith]

luna are you on pc

[deep token]

shut up

[warped tulip]

fack

[deep token]

we hve a problem

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[deep token]

BASED

[warped tulip]

i will

[magic dune]

eh ?

[warped tulip]

I am having demtneia

[warm zenith]

it was green when he drove through it you're just colorblind

[warped tulip]

br odeid

bro died

200 ms to just parse command line argument

[rapid aurora]

gm everyone

[warped tulip]

Java is so fast

[warped tulip]

gm do you like java

[rapid aurora]

ofc I like java

[warped tulip]

nice

[magic dune]

why did i have to forget to go to sleep

[spring trellis]

this was on the driver radio

[warped tulip]

we love java

[deep token]

java

[warped tulip]

tis good br

[deep token]

HUH

WHY

[deep token]

nuh

[warm zenith]

THAT'S FIRE

THAT REMINDS ME MUDFOOT

[deep token]

go to eep

[magic dune]

[warm zenith]

there's a recording of the radio in our subway and it was like

[warped tulip]

hello @covert birch

[spring trellis]

that particular company hated emos LOL

[warm zenith]

a drunk conductor he ran into the station at like 5 kilometers an hour

[jolly temple]

:jeannepeek:

[spring trellis]

they were like

the cowboys of melbourne's buses

[warm zenith]

and they call him and he says that his train's fine

[warped tulip]

breh why every leave when i code java :(

[spring trellis]

called a passenger "SCUM OF THE EARTH" and kicked him out after he spilled his coffee

[warm zenith]

and he keeps saying that

[spring trellis]

wtf

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-anime-gif-5036495

[fallow pawn]

I am also a ui designer @warped tulip

[warm zenith]

LIKE

the speed at which trains usually enter stations is around like

idk

[spring trellis]

if you were to vape inside one of their buses the driver would pull out a fire extinguisher and threaten to spray you if you didn't "GET THE FUCK OUT OF [his] BUS NOW!!!"

[warm zenith]

60?

[deep token]

dawg wtf

[warm zenith]

god bless australia

[deep token]

HOOD

GOOD*

BASED ASF

[spring trellis]

and the funny thing is

if you complained

they'd either accuse you of lying

[warped tulip]

ur better 10000000000000000%

[spring trellis]

or say the cameras were down

[deep token]

I LOVE CORRUPTION

[warm zenith]

"hood" and the gang in question that you're part of looks like this
https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[warped tulip]

bro what

[deep token]

girl shut up it was a typo

[spring trellis]

"In the future, we hope you realise your mistakes and refrain from sending false submissions to the public transport department"

[deep token]

buy me a larger iphone and i wont make typos

[warped tulip]

eye phone

[warm zenith]

i'm not buying you an iphone

[spring trellis]

"Our driver says he acted appropriately. Unfortunately the CCTV system in the bus was not functioning"

[warped tulip]

👁️ 📱

[deep token]

why

[warm zenith]

i don't like i phone..

[warped tulip]

"Unfortunately"

i am the phone

[spring trellis]

and guess who responded to all the complaints

[deep token]

its not for you its for me

[warm zenith]

i don't really like MY phone either it's going to turn to dust anytime soon

[spring trellis]

the owner of the company 😭 😭 😭

[warm zenith]

i have more important things to spend money on

like uhh um.

[deep token]

😭😭

[warm zenith]

i should buy a bus

[warped tulip]

Java 22 physical copy

[spring trellis]

L timeout

[warped tulip]

@wheat zenith hello

Are you in the sahara desert

[spring trellis]

it's hard to here. depends on the company

ventura for example generally refuse to sell their buses

[warm zenith]

@deep token REST IN PEACE..

[spring trellis]

they're stupid

[warped tulip]

💀

[warm zenith]

okay so we have a marketplace

[spring trellis]

some are more open

[warped tulip]

where are you?

[warm zenith]

people usually use it just for buying vehicles

[warped tulip]

Ow

[warm zenith]

i went on it and it was like

[spring trellis]

who

[warm zenith]

i saw a plane on it actually

but also buses

and trucks

[warped tulip]

bro my ears are exploding

WHAT 😭

[warm zenith]

all of them were for a few hundred thousand rubles

[jolly temple]

broken update to get, especially dat ganja

[spring trellis]

http://www.manheim.com.au/ this is where most bus operators put up buses for sale

[warped tulip]

Ow

[warm zenith]

some got into the millions

[warm zenith]

guess we're buying then

[warped tulip]

do you live in america btw

[warm zenith]

bad typo

[spring trellis]

if you're talking to me no

[wheat zenith]

yes

[spring trellis]

australia

[warped tulip]

gunland

[warped tulip]

kang a roo

[spring trellis]

i was so disappointed when i went into KFC today

[warm zenith]

no mudfoot i think they're talking here instead of the vc text channel

[spring trellis]

they discontinued their $2 large fries

[warped tulip]

wtf is a vc text channel

[deep token]

kill them

[spring trellis]

now i have to pay like $5 again

[warped tulip]

no :(

[deep token]

thats sad

[warm zenith]

dude

[warped tulip]

i ave never seen that

[spring trellis]

don't worry the crowdstrike-affected screens canceled out the disappointment

[magic dune]

people abused the word and now it's banned, absolute fucking travesty imo

[deep token]

LMAO

[deep token]

fr i want my girls kissing

literally racism

[deep token]

LMFAOOO

[wheat zenith]

LOL

[spring trellis]

i watched the full cycle

[warm zenith]

no comment

[spring trellis]

the funny thing is that this KFC had JUST opened after being refurbished 😭

all of the ordering kiosks were down too you had to go to the counter to

[warped tulip]

crowdstrike moment

they really striked the crowd

[past badger]

lol their pc malfunctioned

[void ivy]

you've been hit by
you've been crowdstruck by
a smooth update

[deep token]

no their balls exploded

[wheat zenith]

.

[past badger]

onb

[deep token]

completely ignoring the fact a billion windows pcs imploded yesterday

[past badger]

love vencord btw my fav thing i ever used onb

[spring trellis]

on bod

[past badger]

onb

[spring trellis]

thank you pinterest

[warm zenith]

@void ivy fists are viable in pvp 🎉

[warped tulip]

black eye ⚫ 👁️

[void ivy]

oo

[warm zenith]

hello and welcome to my deepwoken kiryu kazuma build

[magic dune]

i think it was literally just. girls kissing that got the word banned.
if BL ever gets banned i'd imagine it's for a similar reason, considering that searching for "yaoi" doesn't work on tenor.

[warm zenith]

a genuine tactic is to use the suplex of the legion kata and spit at the same time so you blind and heal and also grab

idk if you can flourish with the suplex but if you can that's even funnier

and then after that you just kill them on the spot if not in-game then definitely mentally

[void ivy]

ah

[warm zenith]

not very good for pve though

way of navae is for pve

[void ivy]

im gonna play today so we can reform the guild™️

oh i see

[spring trellis]

Scott Morrison Engadine McDonalds incident of 1997

[warm zenith]

you can get all 3 styles on one slot though

you press Y to switch styles and there's a talent that gives a buff when switching styles mid-combat

almost like.. another game.. where you fight with fists..

and there are also 3 styles.. damn..

[deep token]

i guess

[warm zenith]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[winter girder]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTNmFjnNs/

[magic dune]

it's probably the word itself that got banned but it'd probably be better if the word had dashes around it so that actual discussion of lily manga wouldn't be hampered (and maybe a separate entry for the /)

[winter girder]

@jaunty remnant is this you

[void ivy]

what

what do you mean "dashes around it"

[magic dune]

in URLs the banned word is always surrounded like -this- due to how tenor's tagging system works

[void ivy]

yes

thats not what we're banning

we're banning all mentions of it

if you genuinely want to talk about yuri manga just call it gl manga or whatever, the whole thing was about the word "yuri" itself

[jolly temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1262148432731050024/caption.gif

[magic dune]

oh

[warm zenith]

yeah but then people will use the dashes to just bypass

[magic dune]

i thought it was specifically the gifs

[warm zenith]

just download the gif.. rename it.. post it .. i am a geniu

[magic dune]

mb

[void ivy]

unfortunately people are Very Annoying

[raw panther]

we are not allowed to talk about the command & conquer: red alert 2 expansion

[warm zenith]

wait is callie powre level 10

@glass shell are you

[void ivy]

girllove's revenge

[warm zenith]

talking about slavic names that are similar to words that are banned in this server

[void ivy]

i choked on my drink reading that

[warm zenith]

don't worry you can always say semyon because we use the e with dots like an umlaut for that name

[spring trellis]

i'm so mad i haven't met anika (the new cat) yet 😤 😤 😤

[warm zenith]

you placed the y in the wrong place

also why semyonovna

yeah but you placed semyon

CRAZY LORE

[spring trellis]

i love how australia's biggest conspiracy theory is that a former prime minister (2018-2022) shit himself at a mcdonalds when watching a football game in 1997

[warm zenith]

what

our conspiracy theories go something like

remember that one planet game where ishowspeed launched a rocket at africa thinking it was russia

[ocean thistle]

lol

[warm zenith]

one of our tv channels only known for being full of schizoconspiracy theories talked about the game with ishowspeed and said that the game is made by CIA to induce hatred of russia into american youth

[spring trellis]

there's a fucking plaque at that mcdonalds 😭

[void ivy]

byebye russia!

👋

[warm zenith]

YEAH

[void ivy]

(he lobbed it into america)

[warm zenith]

wasn't it africa

[ocean thistle]

its real im in atvatabar

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-rumia-anime-girl-cute-gif-22898259

[warm zenith]

but they were completely serious when talking about that i'm amazed the guy didn't burst into laughter

it sounds so fucking INSANE

[warm zenith]

damn he's good

[void ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/sharko-deepwoken-sharko-deepwoken-megalodaunt-the-deep-is-calling-gif-3078545919423873116

[warm zenith]

oh right americans don't know geography

hello sharko

[digital kettle]

ngl i love this game so much /srs

[ocean thistle]

what fortnite emote is that

[digital kettle]

its a good game

[void ivy]

hello im here to talk about your taxes

[warped fossil]

Most educated American

[void ivy]

i thought this was referring to deepwoken and i was going to detonate

[digital kettle]

wha

[spring trellis]

how unfortunate

[digital kettle]

dfjıhjgfuıfv

[void ivy]

this guy

[void ivy]

ah yes

[digital kettle]

LMAO

[spring trellis]

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/sydney-transport-strong-winds-cancellations/

[digital kettle]

i love universe sandbox so much