🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[vapid adder]

ain’t that just a bar!

[real skiff]

megu isnt a janitor?

[fallow pawn]

such high quality

[onyx crag]

Discord why do you have auto reply mention on

[forest whale]

.

[real skiff]

oh

its idiot role

[warped moat]

the lack of antialiasing on the paint pen tool makes it look so much better

[fallow pawn]

we're idiots now

[vapid adder]

nah we will ask discord a question in a public voice channel where discord isn’t even a person you can ask also

[onyx crag]

I'm always a idiot

[vapid adder]

we will do that

[lapis lava]

megu has rarest perm on the server

(ban members)

[fallow pawn]

how to get mod:

1. Be sane (rare attribute)

[vapid adder]

yo i’m sane when im on a pc

[warped moat]

how to be mod:

1. delete META_INF

[onyx crag]

Nuh uh vee has rarest perm
(server owner)

[fallow pawn]

hello moderators can I get owner role

[onyx crag]

You mean delete system 32

[warped moat]

trol

i would never

[warped moat]

NOOOO NOT THE BAG

[solemn plank]

ohohohho fuck im definitely cooked

[fallow pawn]

vee stripped like most our perms crying

[lapis lava]

the last person that tried that was reported missing

[vapid adder]

yo rie

[onyx crag]

Was there a reason

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[solemn plank]

kept banning other mods

[fallow pawn]

gotta use venbot

[lapis lava]

most were replaced by vaius commands

some mods never used venbot tho

[warped moat]

vairus

[lapis lava]

bad

[warped moat]

i never used [whatever the current moderation bot is currently called]

[fallow pawn]

mee6

[lapis lava]

@neon ferry

[onyx crag]

Wtf is a venbot

[jolly temple]

*unless stella will instantly leave their keyboards

[deep token]

nya

[warped moat]

the best bot fr

[solemn plank]

im gonna have to make music on something with a sample rate of 1500...

[magic dune]

myon

[solemn plank]

you heard that right\

[deep token]

@fallow pawn november 2030

[onyx crag]

I fucking hate mee6

[solemn plank]

not something sane, like 1600

or 8000

1500

[fallow pawn]

what about it

[lapis lava]

i should actually finish customtimeoutduration at some point

[fallow pawn]

how did u change that

[deep token]

i didnt

it bugged out

[onyx crag]

I assume you can use a custom time to timeout someone

[fallow pawn]

awesome

[solemn plank]

this is what a sample rate of 1500 does to a drumkit

[deep token]

im not supposed to have this ui on this phone too

[solemn plank]

sounds kinda cool tho

[magic dune]

put this in a fakebit song

[solemn plank]

this is real bit

[fallow pawn]

@neon ferry

[magic dune]

ok fair

[solemn plank]

why the fuck is "Pong" a selectable system i can use

[fallow pawn]

venbot substitutes all the lost perms so it isnt bad

[onyx crag]

This sounds like a 16bit rpg track on a snes rpg game tbh

[solemn plank]

this sample rate is used on wii remotes

[onyx crag]

Tf

[magic dune]

so you're telling me it can play this losslessly?

[onyx crag]

Why does a wii remote have a sound sytem

[solemn plank]

the wii remote has a speaker on it

[magic dune]

have you never used a wii

[onyx crag]

I never know

[onyx crag]

I do :/

[magic dune]

wtf

[fallow pawn]

love the wii

[magic dune]

every wiimote has a speaker in it

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nishikigi-chisato-chisato-nishikigi-lycoris-recoil-lycoris-gif-3977145872466963660

[solemn plank]

it can also do 4-bit samples at double the sample rate though

[fallow pawn]

hiiiii lily

[limber geyser]

new role icon

[burnt maple]

Good meowning

[fallow pawn]

?

[onyx crag]

I keep fucking calling breakfast dinner

[fallow pawn]

https://img1.picmix.com/output/pic/normal/3/0/3/3/11893303_65e57.gif

[raw panther]

you should finish customtimestamps

[solemn plank]

here's what that sounds like

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-not-hehe-no-angry-cat-angry-gif-23436666

[onyx crag]

My sleep schedule is sk fucked

[solemn plank]

btw this kick drum i got directly from a Bop-It! XT's headphone jack

[burnt maple]

I’m going to hawaii this monday

[fallow pawn]

hug when

[burnt maple]

[fallow pawn]

omgomg

u shoulds show pictures

[burnt maple]

will

[raw panther]

my summer holiday started 37 minutes ago, 3 weeks freedom :3

[fallow pawn]

hawaii seems so pretty

[raw panther]

hawaii more like kawaii amirite

[burnt maple]

I heard that skincare in turkey is really cheap

let me calculate

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-box-surprise-cats-gif-10064777

[unreal siren]

Ca

[raw panther]

Ca

[burnt maple]

Can someone confirm this 😭

[indigo elk]

wise man

[burnt maple]

I haven’t seen any turkish girls here

[fallow pawn]

bestie we should go do skincare togethter

[spring trellis]

done

[indigo elk]

turkey monthly wage is really horrible too to counter that

[spring trellis]

i gave up on skincare fr i forget it all the time

[indigo elk]

apparently my Turkish friend earns less than 30$ a month

[digital kettle]

free money burner :3

[magic dune]

doesn't a money burner inherently cost money

[digital kettle]

yesh but

[jolly temple]

crowdstrike: global offensive

[digital kettle]

SO TRUE KEVIN

[magic dune]

real

[indigo elk]

Based kevin

[digital kettle]

if u wanna burn ur money go buy crowdstrike stocks :D

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-anime-gif-5036495

[onyx crag]

Are you a ai

[waxen sphinx]

or give it all to me ;3

[burnt maple]

@digital kettle Have you ever gone to a dermatologist

[digital kettle]

@indigo elk

[indigo elk]

no it's my alt account

[indigo elk]

Hallo :3

[digital kettle]

ye whyu :3

[burnt maple]

How is it thereee

[onyx crag]

I rather go blow money on cat girl nfts

[digital kettle]

its gud

[spring trellis]

just letting yall know that i'm cooler because i've walked onto a moving bus before and you all probably haven't

[digital kettle]

i dont remember it was in 2021 tho bwaa

[onyx crag]

I'm cooler cause I got stuck in a moving bus

[candid axle]

will crowdstrike recover or is it joever for them

[spring trellis]

after all that? doubtful

[digital kettle]

joever

[indigo elk]

wha

my message got nuked
i forgot it does rhat

[vapid adder]

hi owners

[raw panther]

wtf even is crowdstrike

[indigo elk]

i forgot what i thped

[spring trellis]

bro they shut down my state's rail network and i'm not even in the US 😭

[indigo elk]

hi

meow

[spring trellis]

AV vendor

[burnt maple]

in any case i heard that skincare in korea is very cheap tooo

[unreal siren]

It didn’t just affect the us

[burnt maple]

I also want to go to a dermatology clinic theree

[onyx crag]

I also heard it's really good

[digital kettle]

its still affecting turkey

[open pasture]

flights here were very much affected

[unreal siren]

Got friends in hong kong also being affected

[burnt maple]

Getting my skin very smooth and cutee

[onyx crag]

Do you have recommendations?

[digital kettle]

yani biraz ucuz

not that much

for me

[raw panther]

adobe photoshop

[indigo elk]

idek

I just asked the only Turkish person i know

[digital kettle]

its cheep compered to liek

[digital kettle]

bwa?

[onyx crag]

What is poke

[waxen sphinx]

virus

[digital kettle]

why does everyone think am not turkish?

[onyx crag]

Cause there wrong

[lapis lava]

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun :3

[waxen sphinx]

need someone to buy me that (and nitro)

[burnt maple]

I want to do chemical peels and lasers. They can cost like 10000-15000 euros in here (total)

And it’s just those 2 aloneee

[indigo elk]

10000??

[candid axle]

discord getting that Nickelodeon money

[indigo elk]

[spring trellis]

you are getting scammed wtf i got it here for relatively cheap ☠️

like AU$600

prolly not the same though

[burnt maple]

I’m talking about deep chemical peels

[indigo elk]

That's like
20x what u can get it here for

[spring trellis]

had a peel then an LED

[onyx crag]

What are deep chemical peels

[candid axle]

why is that so expensive

[indigo elk]

being European fee

[digital kettle]

laser is cheap

[onyx crag]

R we talking about laser hair removal ?

[burnt maple]

ablative lasers are 1500 euros here

I meant 3000*

[digital kettle]

3500 turkish liras here

[burnt maple]

how much is that

[indigo elk]

isn't that like
less than 50$

[burnt maple]

woe

[indigo elk]

105

[jolly temple]

ytou failed in 5 seconds

[indigo elk]

said googl

[onyx crag]

I'm still confused on the laser were talking about, I'm so dumb and retarded

[candid axle]

theres a lot of medical tourism in turkey

since its so cheap

[digital kettle]

or just use those phlips lasers lol

[rare trout]

when is vencord gonna be fixed currently broken because of crowdstrike outage

[burnt maple]

I saw it on tiktok

But i’d definitely go to Korea to get my skin done cute

[lapis lava]

everything cheaper at the TÜRKİSH

[burnt maple]

WHY DOES THE I HAVE A DOT

[lapis lava]

idk ask @nocturne bough

why does turk I have dot

[digital kettle]

@burnt maple https://www.philips.com/c-p/BRI959_00R1/lumea-prestige-ipl-hair-removal-device

get one these

[waxen sphinx]

just be born with good skin ‼️

[burnt maple]

I’m not that hairyyyy

not hairy at all ehhhh

[spring trellis]

any hair that isn't on the top of my head is my worst enemy

[nocturne bough]

because ı and i are different letters

and I and İ

[stark herald]

mantu

[nocturne bough]

i

[digital kettle]

my hands have like

[burnt maple]

wawa

[waxen sphinx]

real (i have been blessed with basically no hair other than on top of my head xd)

[digital kettle]

really light hair

[rare trout]

reviewdb down cuz of crowdstrike pls fix

[spring trellis]

lucky

asf

[digital kettle]

ğ

[nocturne bough]

wrong

[digital kettle]

ye iİ ıI

[burnt maple]

I still want to get ultra expensive skincare just to brag

[digital kettle]

İi Iı

[waxen sphinx]

get a bf

[digital kettle]

they are diff

[waxen sphinx]

make him pay for it

[digital kettle]

letters

[rare trout]

me on my way to blame all my life problems on crowdstrike outage

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough you should get vee to move infra to a windows server

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava

bwa

omg hai snek

[burnt maple]

Do you do that girll 😭

[digital kettle]

:3

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow will

[waxen sphinx]

yes

[digital kettle]

is um

[waxen sphinx]

xd

[burnt maple]

No wayyyy

[digital kettle]

crowdstrike still down

[rare trout]

yes :3

[candid axle]

most of life problems are caused by billion dollar companies

[waxen sphinx]

:3

[digital kettle]

@burnt maple nya,,,

:3

hai,,

[candid axle]

hai 4b devices run poke

[burnt maple]

I’m probably going to do some other things here in hawaii considering my skin…

[digital kettle]

am going to ohio really soon

[burnt maple]

Going to laser that part since i become an oji san

https://tenor.com/view/anime-flex-flexing-gif-19431521

[nocturne bough]

they reverted the update

[digital kettle]

ohio is really chill

[jolly temple]

@shut jewel meow meow

[nocturne bough]

but since all the machiens are in a crash loop they cant get update

[digital kettle]

just safe mode

[nocturne bough]

and need to get manually fixed in safe mode

[digital kettle]

wha was said update btw

wha did they add

[nocturne bough]

I seen somebody saying crash is caused because they are trying to divide by 0 in kernel

but havent seen anyone else claim t hat

[nocturne bough]

so nobody knows

[rare trout]

[digital kettle]

@nocturne bough a haberde sabah şey diyorlardı lol

siber saldırı

[nocturne bough]

🥴

[digital kettle]

a haber niye bukadar mal ya

[burnt maple]

lc.translate

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇹🇷 Turkish ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

@nocturne bough They were saying something in the news this morning lol

Google Translator • labsCore

[rare trout]

*not

[digital kettle]

?

wha

[rare trout]

everyone has been stressing its not a cyber attack

[digital kettle]

ik that but

some random conservative tv channel in turkey

[digital kettle]

said it was

[rare trout]

oh

some poor fucking sod pushed this to prod

[digital kettle]

ik

[rare trout]

the world needs more git push -f

[digital kettle]

why they dont have a CI

[void ivy]

this is the second time there has been a crowdstrike issue

[digital kettle]

first?

was whenu

[void ivy]

first time was that the agent used 100% CPU on client machines

which led to them kind of just dying

[burnt maple]

what is crowdstrikee

[void ivy]

hospitals got hit hard because of that

[rare trout]

[spring trellis]

https://hachyderm.io/@danderson/112812309473173181

[jolly nexus]

Dave Anderson ([e-mail])

Okay so you know, bunch of shitposting and all that, but a serious interlude:

Someone pushed the button to start this rollout. They are probably having a really bad time right now.

If someone at Crowdstrike knows who that is, please go and check on them, give them a hug, tell them it's not their fault, that it's going to be okay. No matter what the company line is on blameless culture whatever, the lizard brain is in charge right now and needs reassurance.

Mastodon · Jul 19, 2024, 8:53 AM

[void ivy]

enterprise antivirus

[digital kettle]

why do people still use it

[void ivy]

because its good

and an industry standard

when it works its good at its job

[digital kettle]

my server just has clamav

it works

[void ivy]

yes but you are not an enterprise

[rare trout]

when it works

[void ivy]

try and manage clamav on thousands of clients without any sort of dashboard or networked av and you will completely obliterate yourself

[rare trout]

womp womp

[digital kettle]

true..

[void ivy]

crowdstrike has a centrally managed console that lets you control all of your clients internationally

[fallow pawn]

buy buy buy

[void ivy]

its genuinely fantastic software

[jolly temple]

15 someone will

[void ivy]

but

look

in the end

[digital kettle]

buy their stocks

[void ivy]

yes crowdstrike screwed up

but

this is also on the IT admins once again for deploying software that they hadnt tested

you dont just update all your machines at once

[digital kettle]

@void ivy speaking of do u remember if their stock also went down that day

[void ivy]

you run them on isolated test machines and then try it

[rare trout]

isnt it forced autoupdate

[void ivy]

it did

[void ivy]

no

[digital kettle]

o

[burnt maple]

@sudden fjord Do you know a good dermatologist here

[void ivy]

its enterprise software

[burnt maple]

in wien

[void ivy]

well

[rare trout]

crowdstrike down 11% todayu

[void ivy]

it has the ability to, but if you have it on you're stupid

[digital kettle]

is the fix just downgrade

did they push a fish

fix*

[rare trout]

you can see people buying stock 😭

[digital kettle]

fish??

wtf

🐟

why would they push a fish..

[void ivy]

no

the fix is to literally

delete

the driver

[warped moat]

you can't update crowdstrike if your device is already affected because you can't boot your device. you have to go into safe mode and delete the file

[void ivy]

the driver is completely screwed

[mortal rose]

my cats are in heat

[warped moat]

the megu is completely min

[rare trout]

[phone]

[burnt maple]

cut the balls

[rare trout]

[mortal rose]

cant

no cash

[digital kettle]

then doesnt it make stuff unsecure..

wha are they gonna use

for av

[rare trout]

discord isn't down because they don't use AV

[void ivy]

they already pushed a fix

when you fix your PC after deleting the driver it'll redownload it to recover

[digital kettle]

oh..

oki

[keen kernel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVa7b-jKLBE

[void ivy]

its just that they cant update the driver on broken machines because the broken machines cant even do anything

[waxen sphinx]

proof discord is insecure!!!

[digital kettle]

in turkey hospitals are still down

[keen kernel]

i didnt update 😎

[icy grail]

why

[void ivy]

OH

WAIT

WHAT

[jolly temple]

😭 what resolution

[digital kettle]

WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

[void ivy]

i just investigated more

apparently

it doesnt even matter

[digital kettle]

WHAT HAPPEND

[void ivy]

if you had autoupdate on or not

this was a forced update

because its not a SOFTWARE UPDATE

[digital kettle]

oh

[void ivy]

its a

[dawn iris]

TO ALL RUST -AND- KOTLIN USERS!!!

[void ivy]

uh

[sudden fjord]

i’m rarely in Vienna

[void ivy]

whatever the hell this is update

[waxen sphinx]

yes

[spring trellis]

https://chitter.xyz/@avi/112812914744860974 LOL

[dawn iris]

Java no1

[jolly nexus]

Avi 🦝 ([e-mail])

If you're a server admin and run Linux, today's a good day to turn the server off, blame CrowdStrike as C-level has no idea what's Linux, and take a day off.

Mastodon · Jul 19, 2024, 11:27 AM

[spring trellis]

i want to do this now

[burnt maple]

[icy grail]

horror

[sudden fjord]

i’m only there for therapy

[digital kettle]

i server admin ubuntu pro 24.04

[rare trout]

simply switch to mac

[unreal siren]

mac server

[burnt maple]

aww…

[void ivy]

its apparently whatever "Channel Files" are

[digital kettle]

that sucked btw..

[void ivy]

thats what specifically is broken

[digital kettle]

it just crashed

[rare trout]

https://aws.amazon.com/ec2/instance-types/mac/

[void ivy]

channel files are updated automatically and are independent of sensor version

[digital kettle]

@void ivy can u show

article for that

[void ivy]

https://vxtwitter.com/brody_n77/status/1814185935476863321

[stiff urchin]

will do with vee's vps

[void ivy]

crowdstrike employee

[stiff urchin]

/j

[digital kettle]

ty

why is normal internet unaffected though

[sudden fjord]

the city isn’t really that beautiful to look at, though I’ve been on the donau insel a few times to hang out

[spring trellis]

i feel so sorry for you

[void ivy]

well

not everyone runs crowdstrike

:p

[digital kettle]

gud

[void ivy]

its just that thousands of businesses and enterprises do

[stiff urchin]

plus i doubt critical internet infra would use windows server

[spring trellis]

well my sites are still up because i don't use crowdstrike

[digital kettle]

but alot of goverements do

[rare trout]

we should

[lapis lava]

a lot of governments don't know shit about security

[rare trout]

should be bundled with windows home

[spring trellis]

ATMs still run windows XP. i don't have high expectations

[lapis lava]

probably still run on some bad windows xp server

[spring trellis]

the australian government got hacked pretty recently

[digital kettle]

turkish goverment sites run on ubuntu 13.04

[spring trellis]

and very recently health records got stolen and sold

[rare trout]

australien

[void ivy]

the thing is

[spring trellis]

i love spelling it like this

[void ivy]

because most people are IT incompetent

the executives hire companies like crowdstrike to deal with it

crowdstrike provides more than antimalware services

they're a full cybersec company

[jolly temple]

lava is 🤣

[void ivy]

but crowdstrike falcon is their primary offering

falcon is, like i said before, genuinely good at what it does

but when it breaks, it breaks catastrophically

[rapid aurora]

Instagram comments 😭

[rare trout]

[cloud hatch]

some people have noticed that crowdstrike's landing page says

62 minutes could bring your business down

[keen junco]

@burnt maple

[void ivy]

yup

[void ivy]

they're testing it out to prove it

[rare trout]

pffft

[spring trellis]

my whole fedi timeline is ONLY crowdstrike memes lmao

[digital kettle]

LMAO

can u send some

[cloud hatch]

angry birds except the birds are crowdstrike

[rare trout]

show

[digital kettle]

i am happy that i dont sysadmin windows lol

[spring trellis]

https://chitter.xyz/@avi/112812914744860974
https://benjojo.co.uk/u/benjojo/h/gH1HFXSXgVls36rJ57
https://twoot.site/@katnjiapus/112812723927862091

[jolly nexus]

Avi 🦝 ([e-mail])

If you're a server admin and run Linux, today's a good day to turn the server off, blame CrowdStrike as C-level has no idea what's Linux, and take a day off.

Mastodon · Jul 19, 2024, 11:27 AM

[jolly nexus]

[:babaKatt:] Fanged Menace :ironFront:​​:enbyCrossbow:​​:sparkles2: ([e-mail])

"The heck is CrowdStrike"
searches it up

Image

Click for image

Mastodon · Jul 19, 2024, 10:39 AM

[rare trout]

my district uses windows servers running on 11th gen dell poweredge

(Rx10 servers)

[bronze nebula]

goodmorning

[rare trout]

BAD MORNING

CROWDSTRIKE DOWN

[icy grail]

good

[spring trellis]

bro kevin stole my fkn message and got the stars ☠️

blocked

[rare trout]

womp womp

[spring trellis]

😤

[icy grail]

womp womp

[rare trout]

bruh

[crude fern]

enterprise av

welp

[spring trellis]

https://0ms.dev/ wtf 😭

AI powered DNS

[paper gate]

hi

eepy

so so eepy

[keen kernel]

Oh my god

[spring trellis]

LOL

[candid axle]

whats gonna happen to them? will they get hugs or be fired

[spring trellis]

[crude fern]

my dad works for an enterprise antivirus so

we're jokin about it

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/weevil-acorn-gif-17058122673893241716 @keen junco

[keen junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/666425173624356864/1261409768656867421/Image_1720813900030.gif

[spring trellis]

thats cool ngl :o

my dad's in the army

[crude fern]

not really i dont like him that much normally

[spring trellis]

aw

[crude fern]

rare time where we get along

[spring trellis]

my dad has some mental issues from military service

[digital kettle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_CrowdStrike_incident

[spring trellis]

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=CrowdStrike&oldid=1235424650

[spring trellis]

On the 19th of July 2024, a CrowdStrike update crashed a billion computers worldwide and allowed AI to take over the world which lead to the second dark ages.

[spring trellis]

wikipedia vandals making a funny situation even funnier

[jolly temple]

cus theres an indiscriminate blob that happened 2 machines are physically incapable of content does your device

[spring trellis]

this was JUST reverted

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow you should make a bridge for vencord tg group
to a maybe regular only channel
like aliucord

[spring trellis]

https://fixupx.com/10NewsFirst/status/1814180385213108564

[lapis lava]

@keen junco you gambled all of your parents' credit card on games

[crude fern]

NO GAMBLING

[keen junco]

Why not

[keen junco]

No this was $50 I borrowed from zoot

[spring trellis]

i want to get this for the front door https://www.mcmaster.com/5352T733/

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[burnt maple]

Gay card

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[keen junco]

I give

[dawn iris]

what is happening

[keen junco]

Nothing

[keen junco]

I'm heading to bed

[dawn iris]

ok

byeee

[paper gate]

hi cta

[mortal rose]

grahjhh ⬅️

[paper gate]

[keen junco]

That's zoot

[keen junco]

It's family friendly gambling

[burnt maple]

what is that

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

[keen junco]

Vencord telegram chat

[crude fern]

vencord telegram

[burnt maple]

w

[median owl]

OMG haha

[rapid aurora]

Marvin can I borrow a couple of thousands of dollars

[keen junco]

When vencord WhatsApp group

[rapid aurora]

just for school business called...

[keen junco]

Nop

[rapid aurora]

gambling

[rapid aurora]

pretty please I promise I'll make the money x5 more!!!

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/casino-oldpeople-oldpeopleonslots-slots-vegas-gif-27586086

[keen junco]

My winnings

[crude fern]

never

[keen junco]

The graph is pretty easy to predict

[rapid aurora]

HIIIIII MY OLD FRIEND
REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED FOR MY HELP THAT DAY! HAHA! 😂!!
SO NOSTALGIA!!

[keen junco]

I don't have friends

[onyx crag]

Same

[keen junco]

Deserved

[rapid aurora]

explain this

[onyx crag]

Edited

[median owl]

not the real one

[rapid aurora]

it's real Marvin is like
my dad in another universe

I can show could of proofs

[paper gate]

Marvin rich

[spring trellis]

i had like 200 or so friends before purging

got 90 now

[keen junco]

That's your alt

[rapid aurora]

@lost furnace told you that's a canon event

[onyx crag]

Can someone tell my dumbass how I can load custom plugins on web with the script

[rapid aurora]

ik Marvin you are my alt

[keen junco]

No

Custom plugins are no support

[onyx crag]

Damn

[keen junco]

You're on your own

[onyx crag]

Ik but there no option

Like I can't even find a button

[solemn plank]

there isnt a button, that's all im gonna say

[keen junco]

I don't think you can't on the web app you just put it in Vencord userplugins folder usually

[onyx crag]

Oh

Damn

Didn't know web not supported

[rapid aurora]

I can help so basically

idk

[crude fern]

3rd party plugins are not supported

[rapid aurora]

[paper gate]

insane

[onyx crag]

Yes I know there not supported

But I was unsure and never seen or found a guide for web version

[lost furnace]

I have 515 atm

I slowed down

[rapid aurora]

both had glow up

[lost furnace]

the grind kinda died off

[rapid aurora]

now get rid of them

[lost furnace]

no

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/jingfu-jingxuan-fu-xuan-jing-yuan-hsr-gif-13870166357321763115

[lost furnace]

the day I get 1000 is the day I purge

[rapid aurora]

well you'll do it because it's a canon event >:(

[lost furnace]

then I do it again

and again

over and over

then finally

at some point

I will have 1000 actual friends

that I talk to every day

btw nevo you're cool you're staying

[rapid aurora]

the only purpose I'm using discord is to be the most hated person ever
you know how many people get scared when they see the letter N? (represent the name Nevo)

[paper gate]

millions

[paper gate]

@unborn magnet hii

[unborn magnet]

@paper gate hii

[lost furnace]

you could suddenly turn into the meanest bastard ever and I'd still talk to you

[crude fern]

vencord discord server members < vencord telegram group members

[paper gate]

can I join

[rapid aurora]

who is you bro

[lost furnace]

let me join

or I explode

[crude fern]

its open

[lost furnace]

idk bro

[paper gate]

oh

[crude fern]

https://t.me/vencord_official

[lost furnace]

is it just

bet

[crude fern]

its been posted 800 times

[spring trellis]

tired gn

[indigo elk]

On topic
Humans knly

[onyx crag]

Gn

[paper gate]

nini

[indigo elk]

goodnight

[spring trellis]

this timezone is perfect for the crowdstrike shit

happened RIGHT after people finished work

actually that's probably bad

idk

bye

[lapis lava]

average telegram convo

[eager marsh]

hiiiiii

[paper gate]

Mimi

[eager marsh]

who here also makes experimental transfem music and is willing to collabwith me

🥺 🥺 🥺

[raw panther]

is transfem a genre

[onyx crag]

I don't make music but I'd love to listen to it ♡

[eager marsh]

at this point yeag

[eager marsh]

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1qripap8qXyIzuM3tc23D1uaODufmKT-F?usp=drive_link (loud)

[dense phoenix]

what is transfem music

[eager marsh]

idk one of my friends referred to my music as that onc

[sly spear]

THAT'S NOT EVEN KEVINS JOKE

FRAUD

[raw panther]

do you expect kevin having original thoughts

[eager marsh]

Yes.

[paper gate]

yes

[indigo elk]

hi wiseman
vencord here

[candid axle]

isnt discord better than telegram in every way

[sly spear]

Not for selling DRUGS‼️

[candid axle]

y even have a telegram for vencord

[indigo elk]

watdafak

cringe it makes me download the app

[atomic magnet]

elon musk must make neuralink integration to twitter for a better for you page

[crude fern]

no lmao

tg and signal SO much better for dms

[sly spear]

Elon musk must make his last statement and then die forever

[atomic magnet]

[crude fern]

xmpp too but no one uses that

[atomic magnet]

or

[candid axle]

because of encryption?

[atomic magnet]

that last statement could be "i am moving to a different body"

[jolly temple]

millions

[atomic magnet]

nah thousands

[oak forge]

that last statement could be "i will not come back"

[atomic magnet]

nobody comes backwards

you walk straight forward i think

[oak forge]

why not gay forward

[atomic magnet]

that's for when you're drunk

[candid axle]

elon is terrible, i cant see new posts in people's timelines on xitter anymore without logging in

[atomic magnet]

do you understand the concept of having an account

[candid axle]

when you have a worldwide outage and you need to check for updates, EVERYONE needs to be able to see it

[atomic magnet]

updates on what

[eager marsh]

mlem

[atomic magnet]

mlem

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

[unreal siren]

[oak forge]

[lapis lava]

i forgot to censor one instance

[paper gate]

@unreal siren @unreal siren @unreal siren

[unreal siren]

@paper gate

[atomic magnet]

i sometimes lose this server in my servers list and think i finally got banned

[indigo elk]

vending machinee

[warm zenith]

hello septuple

[indigo elk]

vendddingngnae

hallo

[paper gate]

hii

[warm zenith]

can we find that guild who killed us and flay them alive

[indigo elk]

we'll die

[warm zenith]

no i meant irl in-game is too boring

they'll just make a new character

[indigo elk]

TRUEE

let's kill them in real life

they must suffer like we've..

[warm zenith]

LOL

SHUT U

[warm zenith]

i actually have a roland haircut i should make a roland build

[atomic magnet]

devious

[warm zenith]

hop on lucky slots or whatever's the bell called again

[rapid aurora]

hi chat

[warm zenith]

goodbye nevo

[indigo elk]

crazy slots

[atomic magnet]

helo nevo

[warm zenith]

that reminds me

the angels

🥹

[indigo elk]

angels like gone angels omgogmgom

[indigo elk]

[unreal siren]

What are those

[rapid aurora]

hru all doing?

[atomic magnet]

those are cloud s

[unreal siren]

Scary

[jolly sleet]

sky water thing

[atomic magnet]

i like them

[frail lichen]

Water drops

[jolly sleet]

suspended in air

[atomic magnet]

flying water

need to get up and drink it all

[jolly temple]

oml

[jolly sleet]

sometimes they like to fall to the ground

randomly

[warm zenith]

does koishukaze not know what clouds are

[jolly sleet]

hi kevin

[atomic magnet]

you can kind of predict when

[warm zenith]

this is what support does..

[jolly sleet]

well yeah

and sometimes they get mad enough to create giant bolts of electricity that could power a house

[atomic magnet]

brain filled with vencord questions and answers to them

[jolly sleet]

and we are in an energy crisis

[frail lichen]

g.impact

[atomic magnet]

real

clouds are just fucking with us like "bitch i got 5 thousand times more energy that you ever made here's a tickle"

gtg'd

[crude fern]

no just literaly better

[candid axle]

in what way

[warm zenith]

@indigo elk

fuck i should've also put iron lotus for the flame bit

whatever

[lime talon]

Finland when

[coral glen]

hewo

[indigo elk]

TRUEST

[warm zenith]

me when i see books (it's just like The books I read Told me there is hope as long as I live)

[icy grail]

when they update the packaging it's gonna be called neovim

[winter girder]

Idk why but everytime I see the world neo I think of neon@zis

[lime talon]

I don't know how old this bottle is

[open pasture]

i have this in my house

[lime talon]

I don't even know what this product is

Kitchen cleaner?

[winter girder]

Yeah I think so

LMOA

[lime talon]

You're Finnish? Or is this sold elsewhere too?

[solemn plank]

@unreal siren help me

[open pasture]

im from the netherlands

ive also seen it in italy

[lime talon]

Interesting

So it's just a mainland Europe thing

[unreal siren]

Find it

[winter girder]

The crowdstrike outage is crazyyy

[lost furnace]

Nevo

Is so terrible

[candid axle]

this is basically y2k

[lime talon]

What's crowdstrike?

[winter girder]

A security company for securing computers like firewalls, etc

[lime talon]

You're on a version of MacOS too new to use .dmg files, downgrade or wait until Vesktop supports it

[lime talon]

What's their outage done?

[winter girder]

Crashed hundreds of computers for important businesses, like some airlines, the Vegas sphere, and other companies

[lament raft]

oo ee oo

[sand citrus]

lfg are u done with lv yet? ping if u answer

[lime talon]

When did this happen?

[warped moat]

around 5am BST

[lime talon]

Today?

[warped moat]

yes

so like 4am UTC i guess

and it's not an outage

it's a driver bug they pushed to all clients at the same time like idiots

so every machine affected has to be manually updated

by booting into safe mode and deleting a file

it's the dangers of people not doing gradual update rollouts on important infra

:)

[sudden fjord]

yeah I was wondering why they don’t do rollouts

[lime talon]

7AM my time then

Thought it could explain this but it's from yesterday

[warped moat]

nah the bug caused BSOD

[sudden fjord]

well we just saw what happens

[dense aspen]

Hug

[warped moat]

actually, gradually rolling out zero-day fixes is reasonable

especially if you haven't disclosed it yet

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/alexcasey-alex-casey-remedy-maxpayne-max-payne-gif-2550544601875830865

[dense aspen]

We need a hug bug

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/alexcasey-alex-casey-remedy-maxpayne-max-payne-gif-2550544601875830865

[warped moat]

bad practice

[deep token]

@warped moat @jaunty remnant @dense aspen hiiiiii oomfies

[warped moat]

hi hi

[deep token]

@fallow drum hii

[dense aspen]

myaaa

[sly spear]

What did you just call me

[stark herald]

can i have a :3 in chat

[warped moat]

it is the watchos_arm64_32

[stark herald]

hi rairof

[dense aspen]

:3

Heyo fres

[deep token]

it is me, a cat

[warm zenith]

hello

[deep token]

how are all of u doing

[deep token]

hi kamuro !!!

[lime talon]

:3

[warm zenith]

hii

[dense aspen]

Pretend I sent a cat here lol

[solemn plank]

:3

[stark herald]

rairof shall get image perms

[deep token]

repost from today

she is so cute

[dense aspen]

Kyutee

What's her name

[fallow drum]

hiiiii

[dense aspen]

Haiii

[deep token]

dolly

@fallow pawn cmere

[spark crescent]

she looks just like mine

[dense aspen]

What a cute name. Hope she gives Rolly pollies while cuddling you

[deep token]

show yours

[deep token]

:3

[dense aspen]

<3

[near ravine]

rairof procrastinating

[deep token]

@near ravine puh

hai :3

[near ravine]

hey

[spark crescent]

dangit I can't post images

[near ravine]

how are uu

[deep token]

dm me

ill send it

[spark crescent]

mine's fluffier though

[deep token]

good good

[dense aspen]

My whole body hurts from getting back after gym lol

My trainer is bleh

[dense aspen]

Flooff

[near ravine]

[near ravine]

gl in pyoncor

[stark herald]

mewow

[dense aspen]

mya?

[dense aspen]

mrrp

[deep token]

@spark crescent's cat

[dense aspen]

What a floofer

rip

[deep token]

@warped moat kill them or something

n word

[dense aspen]

megu the mod here

nice

[soft moss]

in my restless dreams

[spark crescent]

mine

[soft moss]

i see that dimension

The Nether Realm...

[dense aspen]

cute cat, would 100% cuddle with

[spark crescent]

she liked to eat my hair

idk why

[deep token]

yop

[sand citrus]

Hi wokeys

@soft moss omg hiiii

I don't care please post. more cats

[paper gate]

what does that mean

[soft moss]

Thats actually true I was there

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hug-cat-cuddle-yourarchivist-orange-cat-black-cat-gif-3271317689584515039

[bronze rune]

bwaa

[paper gate]

bwaaa

[soft moss]

it means I realized i could set my render distance and fog start really fucking low in Minecraft and had a divine intellect moment

[deep token]

hii :3

[bronze rune]

bwabwa

[bronze rune]

haii

[deep token]

meow

[bronze rune]

meow

[sand citrus]

@soft moss @soft moss @soft moss @soft moss

[soft moss]

Hello awesome

[sand citrus]

Hiiiii

[jolly temple]

mb?

[paper gate]

hru

[bronze rune]

melting, too warm

wbu

[paper gate]

eepy

very

[deep token]

too many blocked messages im leaving

[bronze rune]

eep

[paper gate]

good

[dense aspen]

[paper gate]

maybe

[bronze rune]

patpat

[paper gate]

[bronze rune]

:3

[paper gate]

bwabwa

[soft moss]

am i one of them

[bronze rune]

bwaaa

[soft moss]

out of pure curiosity

[soft moss]

also this

[warped moat]

don e

[deep token]

nope

[deep token]

yaaay tysm

[open pasture]

@pulsar mesa i saw you

[soft moss]

oh neat !!

i will take this as a sign of mercy

[deep token]

vividstasis in bio 🙏🙏

[candid axle]

how did crowdstrike mess up this badly?

is it 100% on them or is some fault lie with microsoft?

[deep token]

hi it's my first day i pushed to prod and i'm going home :3

[soft moss]

it's pretty much all crowdstrike's fault

there's very little ms can do

nor are they even really involved

crowdstrike pushed a bad update and basically did a supply chain attack on the entire enterprise windows industry by accident

[paper gate]

who is crowdstrike

[soft moss]

antimalware/cybersec

very large

[paper gate]

oh

[soft moss]

most and by most i mean MOST

[boreal torrent]

Good morning

[soft moss]

corporate windows usages have it as their primary antimalware

[stark herald]

mow

[deep token]

i am currently using a work computer

[boreal torrent]

hey reina

[soft moss]

so it getting hit basically killed like half of the entirety of windows installations

[paper gate]

hi fres

[paper gate]

hi axy

[soft moss]

hi yuxiii

[near ravine]

@boreal torrent

[boreal torrent]

hiii

[stark herald]

hii

[paper gate]

@near ravine

[deep token]

they pushed an update to a kernel driver

[boreal torrent]

@near ravine

[near ravine]

wait I didn't mean to ping you 💀

[deep token]

and because its a kernel driver windows tries its best to load it

= bsod

[near ravine]

I wanted to reply and say hi

[soft moss]

@soft moss I fucking hate you

[bronze rune]

[near ravine]

hello

[paper gate]

@soft moss hi

[paper gate]

hello

[soft moss]

hi zt

[paper gate]

hru

[near ravine]

you will become a hotdog

[deep token]

NO

[near ravine]

also hiii

[near ravine]

yop

no point resisting...

[deep token]

it doesnt have crowdstrike

[jolly temple]

:distressed:

[soft moss]

do you guys think she'll ever get it

[paper gate]

no

[stark herald]

guh?

[woeful kettle]

Impossible

[paper gate]

sorry

[woeful kettle]

Never

[near ravine]

sorry I ate your discord stability

[stark herald]

why,,

[boreal torrent]

how the fuck do people die to endermites

[kind granite]

HOW TO DOWNLOAD VENCORD ON MOBILE ANDROID

[paper gate]

yea

[soft moss]

They are little bastards to be fair.

[dense aspen]

[near ravine]

:3

[stark herald]

#faq

[open pasture]

Needy user

[near ravine]

hiii

[open pasture]

v+ needy

[near ravine]

Needy streamer overdose true

[open pasture]

Why is venbot mad at me

[paper gate]

@stark herald