#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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but the ones I uploaded so far are shitty
lul
can you send your channel
I'll send it in dms if you want
me and @keen kernel is doing some trolling :3

most interesting

nyc bitch
whar
shrimple
whar
Meow
meow
meow
mrrp
and i’ll get a less compressed video dw
she’s very playful apparently
thats actually awesome
the cat we had before her was very dominant
not a very good fit. she’s at a better house now
we loved her though
and this one needed our help so
oh we might get a kitten btw once kewpie has settled in a bit more @deep token @fallow pawn
(i wanted the name sasha but they didn’t 😡)
okokok so sriracha and the new cat (anika) are at my mum’s bf’s house
and kewpie (formerly della) is at my mums place
anika is really gonna help sriracha with his insane seperation anxiety though
the amount of money we’ve had to spend on emergency surgery from his anxiety is crazy
yooooooo
i want another cat
but my dad doesnt want
kewpie’s a scaredy cat
how many cats do u have
kewpie at my mum’s place + sriracha + anika at her bf’s place
when juni (the cat who’s at a better house now) first moved in with sriracha they had fights and hissing matches all the time
sriracha tried to just avoid trouble (as he usually does)
juni was just starting shit
they got along decently well as of recently
you had to pet them both equally or they got super jealous
im scawwed :c it lightning outside and it loud
it’s relaxing and energising at the same time
good
i just had a lightning almost give me a heart attack
i know when i’ll hear it anyway because i can see the lightning first
also got cool LEDs for my room
cat moment 😭😭😭
walking through them is even better
rain + humid air is the best combination EVER
true but lightning is just a jerk that gives you heart attacks or whatever you call the loud shit
why does vencord get so many damn updates man like
there isn’t a release system
isn't that a good thing
Wake up
Update vencord
Go back to sleep
Repeat
1
WTF? Actively maintained software is getting UPDATES? NOOOOOOOO
Copycat
I DONT USE FACEBOOK
17>>>18
and leave my screen on my neofetch
Kevin that's not how math works
oh well
2 definitely
What if it was apple instead
then id also choose 2
and says how they love macs and iphones
and how android is EVIL and SATANIC
am not a guy so
not true did you know that i want a pixel
its where you sit
no im just representing the average apple fan
i myself will also get a pixel probably Fuck iphones
cant even do jack shit on them becauss muh security
same bestie
no
mfs when "iphone cant sideload"

@fallow pawn how to ruin an apple silicon mac user's life
they can sideload, just with extra steps 
cmd+a their applications folder and choose get info
check open with rosetta on every single app
profit
"my battery is draining so fast"
im so hungry
me too
bus fight
i just ate ravioli and i feel sick now
like it tasted good but i haven’t had much of an appetite for the last day or two
i think i’m getting what my family just had. and what they just had is straight from hell
ill give it that
but yeah the os is icky
I love ios 18 beta that drains my battery
and then updates to those betas that are just bugfixes that drain your battery even more for some unknown reason
what if ios was just a bitcoin miner all along
mine is fine on beta 3
_* # @void ivy no !!!
mustard on the beat ho
u messed it up
did i
it’s mustard on that beat ho
no its not
Cider 
thats
thats literally the official apple music client

oh lmao, I used Cider in the past, but hopped off and it looked exactly like that
at least apple made a proper apple music app for windows now
and so are you
@spring trellis
i hate 14 year olds
btw nobody cares it’s not that deep
nerd emoji finger pointing up
up close
oh ma god why didnt u ping me,,
haha old
im sorryyyy
I love her
old cat
dolly so cute
shes not old
i pointed out that you were wrong at being wrong, and you are just like "it isnt that deep"
hi janitor of the server
das crazy
yo it’s time for me to care
@deep token im gonna hug ur cat
KITTY
bambik
oh it’s just bambik
hacker
hacker
maybe that's for the better
u probably code python
why
that’s something a hacker would do
cpp and js
blocked for coding js
because
unblock or im telling
block the entirety of the web then
guys use guix than everything in 20 trillion to look now, but you’re thinking that i’ll never play siege
ts is better apparently
i’ve never coded either
what the fuck kevin
so idk
basically the same thing
let ts: number = 5;
btw csv > json
json better shit yourself
ya!
no horror
for object/configuration, json is always better
inb4 you use an excel file as your db/config
fr
with a csv you can go fuck yourself
use commas as a delimiter in batch and make a user login system unlimited users
and much more !
proprietary binary data storage ftw
fr
type "ok" to affirm a million dollars
ok
give me a million dollars now please
I LOVE
I LOVE
eepy car
i just got criticised for the way i shower
good
i cant believe this
how do u shower dawg 😭
my cat??
run a bath, shower myself, and then go in the bath after im clean
ye bro
ME TOO
deserved hate
like tf bro i wanna chill in the bath
thats gonna take 2 hrs
NO LET ME CHILL IN THE BATH
JUST BATHE
DONT SHOWER ASWELL
ur disgusting
no
JS SHOWER
ur all gross
BATHS R A WASTE OF TIME
someone send this guy to hell
fr
*she
she looks a lil acoustic
then send japan to hell too
stop 😭
sob
mb 😢
wtf covid??
rip john bidet
sorry it matter what hay
also i have a bidet
covid never left lol people just stopped talking about it when everyone got vaccinated
are you going to judge me for having a bidet
because ik im vaccinated and everyone around me is too
car harrasment
gross !
nah bidets are chill
back when i had to show proof of vaccination to go literally anywhere
those were the days
Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?
nah
dude you are 12
i dont like wasting water on baths
what r u yabbering about
fr?
me please !
my local arcade had a security guard out the front checking everyone’s vaccination status 😭
close enough
no
if you 13 istfg
also wrong
honestly if you under 15 you a child
uhm no im 15 🤓☝️
i’m not under 15
how fucking old are you then
ez
if youre under 60 youre a child
funny that i say the exact same thing to people
genius
bro flaming ppl for they age is straight bs 😭
shit i guess we all kiddies
people who are 80 years old
it really isnt
me who’s 61*
man stfu jamal
FRR
wtf they have source engine on android
stfu jamal 😭
I’m more compelled to get a pixel now
ima start strokin my shit
bro are you 12 or smth???
what?
half life 2 on android !!!
even portal 1
dawg
no portal 2 but at that point id rather just buy a steam deck
I CANT SEND LINKS
maybe steam deck is better decision
I saw something about recompiling hl2 with the leaked source engine code for mac, to run it natively on arm yesterday
please dont accidentally boost the server 🙏
jamal not tryna steal his mothers credit card
what about my bio
what no play does to a mf
Nillerusr's progress on the source engine port for android Is incredible. Not only can you play portal & half life 2, but you could also play HL2 ep1,2, Team fortress classic, and CS-Source. Portal 2 is also on the way. very great things from this Russian programmer !
Alright this is awesome
physical thing like ikea shark and doesn't get info on macos you are both outcomes will store user is like i randomly bleeding
hl2 on android
ask ur mom why i left you behind
bro ur beefing for NO reason 😭
makin shit up too
suck this huge 28 inch jamal dick
so much jamaltv and yet nobody watching
how fucking old are you then lil bro
ok, you're definitely 13
mum*
you’re literally australian
i have to cater to the yankees myb
r u 43
brit spotted
wrong
keep dodging, you 13 at BEST
did i just walk into
dawg wtf
what did i do ☠️
isnt it like an unwritten law if you have "TV" in your name you are a nobody with 1 viewer
fr
@round fulcrum you remind me of
lmao
DODGING BRU HOW OLD ARE YOU
frfr ong no cap
yes i get it xD rawr
frfr
i had to add smth at the end
xd
og loc jamal tv
lil bro keeps dodging
og account, that was even more underage?
@RealFrFrJamalTv on twitter
@grand cryptfrfr on da insta
“da insta” bus driver talk right there
guys watch me on twitch im @JamalTVRealFRFRNoCap🙏BludClartFr💸💸💸
“I KNO YOU FROM DA BUS FACEBOOK”
how did the bowling lane not shatter lol
BRO STFU I DONT DESERVE THIS
if a lane breaks from a ball that light idk what to say
balls
oh you can just plug those in and they instantly work?
nope! they just do that because it was on video
bogos binted?
Yooo
you need to learn how to be earnest at some point
(I’m on AMD)
FUCKING FINALLY
nope! my name is
not earnest
(i'm also on AMD)
ok
amd supremacy
malwina hopping into your wall
just modules
not drivers
its over
driver still gonna be closed source
ough..... hurts
in an alternate universe
are modules not drivers?
no but i wouldn’t be surprised if it was all run on one shitty server
for my server yes
that's so cool
if one fails they all go onto max speed
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and the FAN light comes on on this
ah so they are eternally screaming
you pissed off tje bees
hmm
"Fan down fan down! Sound the sirens!"
femboy
not me right
yes u
yes u
bloo what are you doing
no
you;'re mom
what are you hostong on there?
you really are irony poisoned
bamibk
does um vlc have a rich persence,,,
HOLY SHIT BAMBIII
:3
@bronze nebula
,,
immissedu
i dislike the french
is there auto mute
hai hia
yes type in the boo word that ends in bies
I mean if I send a long message
like this
yes yes yesyes
yseyes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yesyes
gm
good morning
the good ending:
fool
dont laugh guys
har har har
John cat
your accounts are too old
Oi Oi Oi 🔥🔥🔥
troll ed
gross
well done you got kevin to agree with you
if I opened a ticket for just a question will they ban me?
you will be banned in 24 hours
i haven't opened yet
but it's just a question
vencord support related: GO TO #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 GO TO #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 USE YOUR READING (yes)
else: no
oh shit
bye
some sites, mail server, formerly jellyfin, CS 1.6 server, akkoma instance (basically mastodon)
mfing jellyfin drive died 2 weeks ago
how loud is that thing
bakc hurts
whenever I say back hurts it's either im old or ive been coding for 10 hours
gm
omg pup
nin0
mhhhhh
not that bad
spotify moment
@clear portal never knew you were a janitor here. small world huh (worf btw)
im exhausted from doing frontend web stuff for a day
i made this at school yday
italian meatball soup
aww
and i helped my dad make a coconut chicken curry a couple times last week
and now we’re all sick of it because we’ve had so many servings
Im not even finished i gotta refactor some of it so its not a hog for requesting stuff from gh
meow
this looks sooo good
wow
kitty is as eepy as ever
denies it
shotgun sfx
it was but i don’t like pork so the meatballs were a little eh without only taking little bits of it
kilts
so basically girls clothes are those what monsters happens ultimate way to the allies?
that's a shame
i like bacon but not pork
pork has made me gag in the past oml it can be so gross on its own sometimes
half ton of not well dude ordinary biscuit sun of the cold?
went very well with the bread though. whenever i finish a soup or pasta i clean the bowl with the bread and eat the bread
used to do it when we were dirt poor
fast and effective way of murder
bread goes with so many things it's not even funny tbf
ikr
hehe
the smell of baking bread is also soooooooooooooooioooo good oml
we have a bread maker
and the bread it makes is PEAK
photo of the day
need
i think it's been a while since we've had homemade bread myself, might need to learn how to make some sometime
“COMEA FRONT DOOR
BAK DOOR IS A BROKEN”
“FRONT DOOR PLEASE FRONT DOOR GET OUT PLEEZ”
it’s so good
was also 20 minutes late and sped the entire route
unironically love rides like that
very chaotic in a funny way
hope the back door gets fixed
awwie
My project git commit history going wild rn
cat
absolute burrowing behavior
the whole history is fucked
you are a bas autist

hey still better than me

why cant vencord update every week and not every second💔
git commits are the funniest thing
because we're constantly fixing things and adding stuff
they commit every so often on the repo

that means it’s working 🧌
at least I can bear vencord updates
listen to this
virus
commit repo
arc has something similar where they update so often its insane and they make the popup so intrusive too
REAL 
noo just let me ignore
I HATE FLATPAK
youmeant arch linux
i once downed it
?
wait
i run ge- explodes
the arc discord client thing
what
photo 2 of the day
the webbrowser
then what is arc
fucking victorian
oh
mfs out here with a full 1U server meanwhile I'm using my 2009 desktop as one
2U. deliberately avoided 1U because it's smaller so less cool
me just using my 2009 workstation as one fuck you
also i paid like
BUSSSS
US$50
where is this at
so about 8000000000000 sweedish money
mudfoot address
i have a video of it
so you're taking care of an elder?
who the fuck is @karmic quartz
wow
gross
@cerulean lance WELCOME BACK
never
me when rainbolt
hell yeah
@cerulean lance gayass detected
because theyre a company making a product
they are a vencord contributor

(in dw)
video one of the day (video of photo 2 of the day)
not everything needs to be open source
@void ivy can i have my human rights back
windows 11
it runs on my windows 10 laptop
checkmate
looks at firefox
no
stellaluna loves everythint open source or else its bad
v+ regular
yes im a commie
i was also duke
i could give details but that'll look too nerdy
uhh
v+ anti vencord
java lover
head reveal
anti vencord
@void ivy can we play 8 ball
anyways who the fuck is venniepoints
im ending it
how do u even view someone's reviews with the new layout
its a bot
sure
by not using reviewdb
i assume transferring all reviews to a diff profile isn't really possible
actually who cares
Why the fuck does my browser need ai
more importantly why does my browser need to be able to call me
i feel like the AI bubble will burst some year ngl
ill call u
uneducated guess but still
call arc 
do it
it will
i wont pick up i gtg in a bit
would you answer tho
not rn
meow on call
Where you been
people have to convince me to accept their calls

wayyyyy too nervous
in my house
sometimes same
unless they're irl
theres like only one person i feel comfortable with calling me xd
ok
username: username zhhdhsbbebb)
if so i'll spam call them 20 times until they pick up
literally same
even then i get a lil nervous
only 3 people can call me rn
me?
needed to clear my head, thought leaving here would make me be able to stay more sane
then i realized every part of the internet is the same old shithole
others get instantly denied by focus mode

the internet is all 5 websites, all comprised of screenshots of the other four
ok i got stripes
no
no
yes
iirc my max with @light cedar was 18 hrs
the internet contains https://exhq.dev which contains 0 screenshot of other websites
i love you john vencord
get a LIFE
love you to boo-chan
SHIT
hi Luna
the internet contains my outdated site which also contains 0 screenshots of other sites
hello
OH WAIT @deep token@deep token SHOULD I SHOW THEM THE PROGRESSBAR
how can I get the cute kitty badge luna?
THE WHAT>????
I FORGOT
you dont
only me and like 2 other people have it
i don't even like my domain that much anymore
my life right neow is screaming
WHY
i plan on getting a .net.au soon
fucking slot conflicts
worf.net.au goes so hard imo
if I show you my two cats would that be enough? 🐱
you pay vee
achoo

some have said it doesn't but idk
why is furry content in particular not allowed here according to rule 4?
because a lot of it is nsfw and vee doesnt want it here
i should spend all my money on some stupid domain like eat.horse
can confirm
:3
fingernails are your most vital organ
thanks
again
fr rn
damn spigen
why
idc if someone's a furry as long as they're a chill person who doesn't make them being a furry their whole personality
same
i think that's like the default thought though
my phone case perfectly represents me
how
i don't have a phone case
what case
spigen clear case
my phone case represents me its blank and boring 😒 😒 😒
tightest god damn thing in existence
but not tight enough to keep DIRT
out
i spotted a THING
my phone is in perfect condition trust me (i won't prove this)
and its frustrating me
it's just a ripoff otterbox LOLOLOL
im killin gmyself i hit the ball and it went completely fucking different
they copied everything except the logo
luna what are you doing
byebye
omfg my ball not working
i tend to pick at my case when i get nervous
so it looks ruined
take some zink
i've destroyed 2 cases this way

eat the red calabash
its pretty fucked up rn no idea how it's still on this phone
ok the case is off
it can be taken off like too easily
when i can't bite my lips or pick my nails my phone case is the next target
gonna clean it down with alcohol
my phone case is in two pieces at this point
i don't have a case but what i do have is peeled off paint in so many spots
keep the phone case as the punching bag

no my dad throws them out when he realises
@light cedar your girlfriend is a girl and so are you
like one in the installer repo was "i want to report a security vuln" and the guy emailed ven with a chatgpt generated report or whatever

PLEASE BAE PLEASE JUST FIX YOUR SLOT DEPENDECY CONFLIFTS
cancel them.
he hates junk across the house
how is the case on ur phonr junk
my power button has like, ridges so i kept running my nails through them so now my power button is white
lol
he got rid of my DS that way
my charging point is also white
I should show a picture of my case but my other phones r probably dead
🪦
(it was broken anyway)
and i still have my DSi
i found some super old photos of me and my house from 2013 on my DSi around a month ago
immediately copied it all to my SD card
in the bathroom. straight up "clipping it". and by it, i mean, haha, my nails
my brother forced me to clip my nails until not a single nanometer of white was there
my nails are my right and he's taking them away
thats not nice
im barely one smh
shooting myself
i have like. 5 different 3DSes, mainly because my screens kept breaking from me dropping them
I hope it explodes on their
did that to me too....
i have both a modded 3ds and 2da except the 2ds got console banned (oopsie)
something with github i think
i have a psp
now i can use code spaces 
Hell9o vencorders
hi
i should hack my new 3DS (several years old actually) because getting banned at this point basically means nothing lol
how ya doin?
fine
yep
you inspired me to look and the first closed one is some drama for something entirely unrelated lmao
that's why i modded my main

I HAVE BEEN UNIONISED
what
YOOOO
a
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
New league champ :D
short story
wrong on both counts
im queerphobic
hi queerphobic I'm ashley
beeg truck
@warm zenith
I thought you finally snapped LOL
open minimap and fast travel goes hard i wish that was real
that reminds me
i used to be a trainspotter
THATS A BUS
here in moscow we have an app
for all of the public transport
and you can make routes
we have one too but it sucks
crossdressing doesn’t sit right is heckin bad i reopen seconds later rework ui but specs r u the transphobic talking about my puter
oh here it's actually kinda good
I wonder how the one piece community still alive
it has jailbreak detection LMAO
I prefer the term transvestite
Make me, square up G
alien
furina fans on their way to put furina in the trash and simp over the new archon
@somber leaf @jaunty remnant @rapid aurora my spare sim is now the zzz sim
I have 66 pulls now
i only have 45 i think
nice
I thought you said fawna at first and I was so confused
Fawna fans are built different
low quality jumpscare
I don't understand the purpose of this duck
lucy jumpscare
mission item
the hell is fawna
she's a strong supporter
I will try and level her up and make a strong "A" team
I main lucy
Pen jumpscare

Vtuber
I HATE THIS

