🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[warm zenith]

Erm

[burnt maple]

What is that pic

[mental oxide]

Google knows what you are

[dense phoenix]

why are you searching that

[keen junco]

No

[uneven nova]

man i just watched that fire video🔥

[median owl]

Does that happen ever time he upload a video

[uneven nova]

Jim_100

jim

[unreal siren]

So thats why it said it on the top of my discord

[keen junco]

Every time there's a video mentioning Vencord, yes

Same for Discord Previews

[indigo elk]

lamaw

[median owl]

Jesus

[warm zenith]

he carries vencord's member count

[median owl]

You mean he carries #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 user count

[unreal siren]

We should get ntts to advertise vencord

[warm zenith]

okay yeah

[keen junco]

He already does

[uneven nova]

skull~6

[warm zenith]

if not for him we'd have like a thousand members in total

[eager marsh]

mlem

[median owl]

Official sponsor, 20s preroll ad

[willow heath]

just typing shit

[stark herald]

i wish

[unreal siren]

We need more

Ntts will become a vencord youtuber

[eager marsh]

tru

[harsh minnow]

FIX YOUR FUCKING APP DISCORD

[unreal siren]

Vencord vtuber

[median owl]

SO ITS NOT JUST ME

[stark herald]

hop on vendroid

[mental oxide]

skill issue doesn't happen on iOS

cope

[uneven nova]

CatSniff

[mental oxide]

[thorny locust]

alien more like allan

i just wanted my cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese

[willow heath]

Oouuu vencord fellas gonna get angry at you

[dusty zephyr]

Hi!

[willow heath]

mentioning ios......

[sand citrus]

Oouuu vencord fellas gonna get angry at you

[eager marsh]

helo

[uneven nova]

does that sometimes just gotta restart discord

[mental oxide]

oh no i caused a protest over another futile topic what will happen to me

[warm zenith]

if i open my media on phone it turns to like 5 fps

and images work 2 times out of 10

[willow heath]

Idek

you be aight

[thorny locust]

why is a top emoji

that concerns me

[median owl]

I will steal all your S rank agents

[warm zenith]

yeah i wonder why

[ocean thistle]

its trying to tell something

[uneven nova]

gambling

gambling

[quick mesa]

Gotta love android mobile 👍

[dense phoenix]

it always shows the 3 newest

[thorny locust]

smh

[dense phoenix]

it used to be marked they just removed that

[thorny locust]

oka

[warm zenith]

i will be putting hatsune miku into a rice cooker

[uneven nova]

whistle josh whistle

[sand citrus]

why is ur pfp a mix of different pokemon

[median owl]

NO

[thorny locust]

its my oc

[dense phoenix]

do

[thorny locust]

and idk because i like it

[fallow pawn]

[thorny locust]

[sand citrus]

looks silly

[thorny locust]

awe

[jolly temple]

exact same private one cares and maybe my motion sickness works on earth a question if the giveaway

[thorny locust]

<3

[thorny locust]

what in the smlwiki character description is this

[mental oxide]

i love X

[warm zenith]

the horrific truth of the vocaloids and i just go on for like 20 minutes about how hatsune miku got turned into rice, teto drilled into a rock and neru got sent a zip bomb

[thorny locust]

Y >>>>

[sand citrus]

Lets vibe before the meme

[warm zenith]

HE'S DEAD

[warm zenith]

what do you mean by this

[thorny locust]

👋

baiii

[willow heath]

wuh guh

[sand citrus]

@willow heath does ur old pfp originate from a spaceghostpurrp twitter post because i think i found it by accident

[mental oxide]

you're the rabbit hole i need in my life

[warm zenith]

erm

[willow heath]

which pfp?

[harsh minnow]

thanks so much i didnt know

[sand citrus]

Silly looking dude u had like 500 emotes of him i think

[willow heath]

him?

[sand citrus]

nah

[willow heath]

oops

[sand citrus]

wait

[indigo elk]

discord mobile is the worst torture known to man kind

[willow heath]

him?

[sand citrus]

yess

[indigo elk]

i am never using anything past aliucord
modern discord is so bad

[dense phoenix]

kotlin app was better

[fickle cosmos]

someones wifis worse than mine

[indigo elk]

[dense phoenix]

ive never had that

[willow heath]

nah ik what tweet you're talking about but no one knows what the origin is

[harsh minnow]

@cosmic otter finish discord app

[willow heath]

my friend found it on tiktok in 2019

[dense phoenix]

but ive had attachment menu getting stuck and i cant collapse it

[crisp finch]

ok thats new

[sand citrus]

oh lol

[harsh minnow]

no it fucking isn't

[crisp finch]

same

[harsh minnow]

it's been happening for months

[somber moon]

is this a vencord plugin

[harsh minnow]

discord will never fix their app

[mental oxide]

only to you 😭

[crisp finch]

it is for me since its my first time seeing this

[mental oxide]

no one here had that

[dense phoenix]

also the way they did scaling is ass somehow

[burnt maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/nerdyomniman/status/1812675839328501889

[fickle cosmos]

no (yeah)

[dense phoenix]

if the app gets killed in the background it resets to 100%

[warm zenith]

every big corpo updates their already working but outdated app to a completely not working app modernized and fit to the standards of modern mobile ui design where everything is just twitter

my example being steam

whyyy did they separate steam chat from the main app and turn it into its own app

[willow heath]

h-hey kankan

[warm zenith]

that doesn't even work

[viral cape]

steam mobile is a joke

[warm zenith]

steam guard is the only thing saving stupid tf2 traders from capitalistic unusual fans

[viral cape]

also nobody fucking uses steam chat

[sand citrus]

true

[dense phoenix]

you can use steam guard on a pc easily

[warm zenith]

i do

[viral cape]

isnt the gnome authenticator app whatever its called able to do it

[warm zenith]

to prevent people hacking into my account i will be installing steam guard on my fridge

[dense phoenix]

based

[warm zenith]

i sometimes forget what it's like to open twitter without a vpn

[stiff urchin]

its been happening for more than a year

pre-tabsv2 discord also has the same issue

though it appears much more rarely

[mental oxide]

y'all have shit phones that never happened to 3/4 of the people here in chat

[willow heath]

truey

[dense phoenix]

i have a shit phone and it didnt happen to me so

[stiff urchin]

because it happens randomly and only when you open discord from a notification

[mental oxide]

i open Discord from notifs a lot and never had it

[stiff urchin]

... because you're on ios

[mental oxide]

The Superior OS.

[warm zenith]

no.. falsey

i LOVE steam chat

[dense phoenix]

akira we can no longer be friends

[mental oxide]

i remember someone unfriending me because i use macOS

/srs

[warm zenith]

when i close discord because everyone on it stinks i can just open steam chat and say mean things to people that way

[willow heath]

actual loser

[dense phoenix]

oh wow

[warm zenith]

akira or the person who unfriended

[willow heath]

person who unfriended

[dense phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/windows-linux-linux-users-windows-users-windows11-gif-25304807

[mental oxide]

(both parties never used it)

[warm zenith]

all 3 suck

[mental oxide]

(not even saw a Mac IRL because they're broke mfs)

[warm zenith]

i wil be using android (it's linux)

[willow heath]

[dense phoenix]

true

[warm zenith]

i will be using whatever os the quest 2 runs (it's probably also linux)

[jolly temple]

(australian field trip)

[willow heath]

I'm a Windows user who's used MacOS before

[warm zenith]

@spring trellis

[mental oxide]

Android

[viral cape]

its android so yes its linux

[warm zenith]

everything runs on linux and everything runs on java

this world is a cruel place

[mental oxide]

Android has JVM so you're not wrong

[warm zenith]

whatever that means

[sudden sun]

gm

[somber leaf]

JVM is what runs Java. Android was built on the JVM

[dense phoenix]

gm

[warm zenith]

everything is java

check your brain it runs on java

[sudden sun]

my mac has run out of storage

[dense phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170555935396216834/1237358423386095626/anim-opt.gif

[viral cape]

[warm zenith]

java's there... java's here... java's inside your cranium...

java ran you over..

[jaunty trellis]

nuh uh brain runs on brainfuck

[light cedar]

@harsh minnow

vencorn reference

[dense phoenix]

they finished ven???

[light cedar]

yop

[warm zenith]

ven is a 200 floor building

the tallest in the world

[light cedar]

[frail lichen]

wtf

[sand citrus]

vee. you are Done. FINISEHD

[warm zenith]

the vencord military headquarters are actually just under the building of the vencord headquarters in dusseldorf

[warm zenith]

we will be cancelling ven for breaking the terms of service

[crisp finch]

good night

[paper gate]

hi kamuro

[dense phoenix]

how will this affect the salmon population

[willow heath]

h-hey kankan 🤓

[frail lichen]

good morning

[willow heath]

@sand citrus you should add me you're pretty awesome

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-big-facts-true-so-true-true-story-gif-10768238346551082063

[willow heath]

thank you lebron

[sudden sun]

meow

[light cedar]

small niche server

[tired sundial]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

[quick mesa]

no

[tired sundial]

Ok

[crisp finch]

yes

[light cedar]

I don't trust this

[toxic python]

have you ever tried to eat a (redacted)

[light cedar]

that means donkey

[crisp finch]

she REDACTED on my REDACTED until i REDACTED

[light cedar]

[EXTREMELY INCORRECT LOUD BUZZER]

yes it does

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1257665950489247816/1719921334789.mp4?ex=66853c30&is=6683eab0&hm=14ce59929695a765d6538e7d649a34aa9822f1a1ab995083f9a2b40e5cdcf9bd&

[digital kettle]

wait can someone give me a placeholder image

png pls

:3

[light cedar]

what res

[toxic python]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1257665950489247816/1719921334789.mp4?ex=66853c30&is=6683eab0&hm=14ce59929695a765d6538e7d649a34aa9822f1a1ab995083f9a2b40e5cdcf9bd&

[toxic python]

sure

[digital kettle]

wide

[boreal torrent]

[light cedar]

give me an aspect ratio

[digital kettle]

16:9

[light cedar]

1080p or 4k

[digital kettle]

1080p

[light cedar]

https://picsum.photos/1920/1080

[digital kettle]

i stole this image from chromium

i need a better image

[quick mesa]

this behaves very weird

[light cedar]

:3

it's https://picsum.photos/

[paper gate]

bath car

[warm zenith]

i'm Banned... 🪦

[digital kettle]

is this image copyright free

/srs

[warm zenith]

oh

[jolly temple]

samie

[paper gate]

loaf

[still marlin]

🍞

[paper gate]

your phone

@still marlin hi

[warm zenith]

it is the wii phone

[still marlin]

hello!

[paper gate]

you use

[still marlin]

[paper gate]

[rapid aurora]

meow

[open pasture]

what is a markdown header

i cant send a funny message because the server doesnt accept markdown headers

[frail lichen]

# Heading 1
## Heading 2
### Heading 3

[viral cape]

line starting with # (or multiple hashes)

[viral cape]

its probably the footer joke was added into the same rule recently

[crisp finch]

there is also

-# undertext

[viral cape]

because people overused the joke

[open pasture]

yeah this one i tried to use

[warm zenith]

hello nevo

[crisp finch]

well you cant

[frail lichen]

yes, ik ./../;.;/../

[open pasture]

yep i know it now

[burnt maple]

16:9

[toxic python]

sent you a dm

[proud hound]

yoo

[rapid aurora]

STOP EXPOSING ME :(

[warm zenith]

im blackmailing

[viral cape]

discord really didnt think through this feature

[rapid aurora]

I've seen your pfp in Pinterest a million times

[warm zenith]

20 dollars to my account and i remove that image

[rapid aurora]

please I will do anything

!!

[rapid aurora]

you accept apple gift card?

[warm zenith]

okay i think you're blackmailing me now why the fuck would i want that

[night blaze]

Vencord 2" Sticker for Sale by mantikralligi | Redbubble

Google Images • labsCore • Page 10/24

[warm zenith]

nobody uses mac

or ios

[open pasture]

everytime they add stuff u have to instantly use it on your friend before they delete it or ur friends learn about it

[viral cape]

so true

[warm zenith]

luna is a lying by the way

[viral cape]

anyway insert dismiss message rickroll button here

[frail lichen]

lie

[warm zenith]

you are also a lying

[open pasture]

i couldnt think of any website to put in it so i just put a rickroll

[viral cape]

heres a cool website https://discord.com/vanityurl/dotcom/steakpants/flour/flower/index11.html

[toxic python]

waiting for the day I get embed perms

[fallow drum]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/jul/10/argentina-lionel-messi-drake-bet-canada-copa-america-not-like-us

😭

[toxic python]

(never)

[sand citrus]

loool

[rapid aurora]

cute

[frail lichen]

level 10

[paper gate]

@warm zenith

[warm zenith]

what do you want

[sand citrus]

(when u get lvl10 on @karmic quartz or when u are given it manually)

[paper gate]

i want sand

[sand citrus]

go get

[warm zenith]

ok

[fallow drum]

i would never give any of you image perms you all suck

[paper gate]

thank you

[fallow drum]

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[fallow drum]

you're welcome

❤️

[paper gate]

rosinga

[toxic python]

real

[frail lichen]

#🤖-bot-commands message
lmao

[toxic python]

ignor my level 2

[warm zenith]

i have regular role trust me

[paper gate]

kamuro is irregular

[cedar willow]

hi i just came here to steal an emoji (im trying to trick my friends into thinking im being investigated by the fbi cause why not)

[warm zenith]

ok ntts viewer

[paper gate]

kamuro watches ntts

[toxic python]

you can't convince me that ntts is not a furry

[ocean thistle]

e

[toxic python]

a

[fallow drum]

n titty s haha

get it

do you get it

[paper gate]

no

[fallow drum]

because of the double t

[jolly temple]

ggggggy 9th u on ios grey market by force push open for too many things against genocide to always wearing camo and 165 fps game confirmed

[fallow drum]

and the s

[paper gate]

rosie so dumb

[fallow drum]

n titties

[paper gate]

@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow do you get it?

[toxic python]

it gets filtered

[fallow drum]

[toxic python]

mod abuse

[sand citrus]

i got it fay

[fallow drum]

oops

[sand citrus]

ill always get you .. .

[paper gate]

@fallow drum @fallow drum

[unreal siren]

Good

[fallow drum]

i forgot that was a blocked word 😭

[sand citrus]

🙏🙏

[harsh minnow]

i love NTTS

[paper gate]

@unreal siren hello

meow

[unreal siren]

@paper gate

[cedar willow]

ffs image clipboard just sends as a link and the emoji is normal size

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnowwouldn't it be kinda funny if you made it so mods can't bypass the auto mod

[sharp sinew]

it would only be fair

[toxic python]

[sand citrus]

ughhhh hate bad moderators (LIKE @fallow drum!!) CONSTANTLY BREAKING the RULES. #MakeVencordGreatAgain

[toxic python]

#ModPurge

[sand citrus]

EXACTLY.

[fallow drum]

remove all mods forever

[void ivy]

i have written an awful protobuf implementation in roblox

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/modpurge-gif-26280994

[void ivy]

im so good

[toxic python]

ikr

[paper gate]

remove rosie

[sharp sinew]

Mods kill that guy

[toxic python]

mods send them deeper than hell

erase them

[fallow drum]

who was it again

[digital kettle]

whats a youtube channel

[fallow drum]

mb i forgor

[void ivy]

i did it

[fallow drum]

man

[warm zenith]

after we mod purge the new team will consist of 10 vee's

[fallow drum]

it already does

do you think we're all real or something

[sand citrus]

purge vee too

[toxic python]

make this an anarchy

[void ivy]

local Proto = require(game.ReplicatedStorage.Proto)
local s = Proto.s

local protocol = Proto.create({
    test = s.Vector3,
    abc = s.Vector3
})

local serialized = protocol:Serialize({
    test = Vector3.new(),
    abc = Vector3.new(5, 6, 7)
})

print(buffer.len(serialized))

local deserialized = protocol:Deserialize(serialized)

print(deserialized)

[toxic python]

become uhhh

[void ivy]

💪

[toxic python]

Become Belgium

[viral cape]

this would be

[sharp sinew]

make someone cool like me the owner

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun/channel?id=[e-mail]

does it

work

yeah it does

:3

[jolly temple]

oof

[sand citrus]

this seems alright

[void ivy]

the implementation is less than 100 loc

[viral cape]

kevin playing roblox brainrot

[harsh minnow]

oh a blocked user i wonder what they said...

oh

[viral cape]

[void ivy]

but it can only serialize vector3s

local serializers: { [string]: Serde<any> } = {
    Vector3 = {
        instance = typeof(Vector3.new()),
        serialize = function(vector)
            local buf = buffer.create(12)
            
            buffer.writef32(buf, 0, vector.X)
            buffer.writef32(buf, 4, vector.Y)
            buffer.writef32(buf, 8, vector.Z)
            
            return buf
        end,
        deserialize = function(buf, offset)
            local x = buffer.readf32(buf, offset)
            local y = buffer.readf32(buf, offset + 4)
            local z = buffer.readf32(buf, offset + 8)
            
            return 12, Vector3.new(x, y, z)
        end,
    } :: Serde<Vector3>
}

i just havent bothered writing anymore yet

[viral cape]

how do you already have someone like that blocked

[harsh minnow]

vban @visual willow troll

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned danieldg (@visual willow)

[toxic python]

fun fact, in my language (Marathi) it means "get the fuck out"

[stiff urchin]

i was wondering if this is protobuf then saw the message that was a reply to

ur evil </3

[harsh minnow]

WHAT THE FUCK

serde in lua??

[void ivy]

WHAT

[fallow drum]

site gotta be fixed though 😭 sady so slow

[harsh minnow]

i mean lua

[void ivy]

kinda

[harsh minnow]

how is there serde in lura

[void ivy]

its for my protobuf system

[fallow drum]

great site though

[rapid aurora]

the end 😭

[void ivy]

export type Serializer<T> = (obj: T) -> buffer -- byte count
export type Deserializer<T> = (buf: buffer, offset: number) -> (number, T) -- byte count, original object

export type Serde<T> = {
    instance: string,
    serialize: Serializer<T>,
    deserialize: Deserializer<T>
}

[sand citrus]

yea should be simple

[sharp sinew]

i need to get up but i don't want to

[frail lichen]

why lua 😭

[stiff urchin]

hey well it can be in rust https://github.com/roblox-rs/bindings

[fallow drum]

actually just doesn't run though

[void ivy]

roblox

[harsh minnow]

oh it's budget serde

[void ivy]

yeah its serde in name exclusively

[harsh minnow]

dollar store serde

[frail lichen]

why roblox 😭

[void ivy]

because im a roblox gamedev?

[sand citrus]

why not

[frail lichen]

lmao

[void ivy]

thats literally my job

[sand citrus]

b-b-but roblox bad

[toxic python]

damn

[void ivy]

Oh No

[frail lichen]

change engine /j

[void ivy]

anyway

the deserialization bit of this code is fire

[sand citrus]

[void ivy]

function ProtoImpl:Deserialize(input: buffer): { [string]: any }
    local result = {}
    local offset = 0
    
    for _, key in ipairs(self.keyOrder) do
        local totalBytes, object = self.schema[key].deserialize(input, offset)
        
        offset += totalBytes
        
        result[key] = object
    end
    
    return result
end

🔥

[fallow drum]

my job is to harass lewi

[void ivy]

zero type guards

[warm zenith]

i will be coding java in lua

[void ivy]

just reading

[soft wadi]

meow fuckadaway

[void ivy]

lets go

[sharp sinew]

my job is to harass women

[soft wadi]

u failed

[sand citrus]

i ahve no job i am broke and all my clothes have holes in them

[fallow drum]

this summary is so funny to me because it is literally what some people in this server believe in

[sand citrus]

lmfao

[fallow drum]

mod abuse and blocking auto mod completely

[sharp sinew]

ofc you would think that you stinky WOMAN /j

[fallow drum]

maaan

[paper gate]

no you WONT

[void ivy]

i can fit the entire source code

[warm zenith]

zeet . Shut up

[void ivy]

for my protobuf impl

[sand citrus]

wouldnt be an issue if we got rid of BAD MODS LIKE FAY. #KILLFAY

[void ivy]

in one nitro message

kinda impressive

[digital kettle]

what the fuck

[sand citrus]

Dont jujst Ban fay. KILL FAY

[jolly temple]

math

[paper gate]

math

[fallow drum]

my proxmox isn't working but funnily enough one of the containers are working lmao

idk what is up

insane

[void ivy]

https://hastebin.skyra.pw/utexusipil.lua

[soft wadi]

at least im a woman!

better than being a man

[dreamy cove]

vip vorp ? 👽 🙏 ??

[void ivy]

this uses roblox-specific apis

so it doesnt work anywhere else

[sand citrus]

Im about to say something so sexist

[void ivy]

like the luau buffer api and things

[sharp sinew]

true men are horrid creatures

[void ivy]

is this true comma men or "true men"

[sharp sinew]

ban men from vencord smh

[sharp sinew]

true, men

[void ivy]

id rather not be banned from here

[warm zenith]

rest in peace lewi

[soft wadi]

that'd wipe 99% of the memberlist

[sharp sinew]

its vencord not mencord

[sand citrus]

90% of actives is lesbian tgirls so more like 10%

[open pasture]

Misandry in my vencord

💔

[stiff urchin]

wait thats provided by the engine??

[void ivy]

yeah!

more accurately its provided by the scripting runtime

luau is open source

[sand citrus]

luau is cool

[stiff urchin]

thats kinda what i meant xd

[void ivy]

https://luau-lang.org/library

[stiff urchin]

i keep forgetting how stripped down vanilla luau is

[void ivy]

they have quite a few additions

[void ivy]

it even has utf8 support

for iterating over utf8 strings properly

[sand citrus]

yea normal lua is silly

extremely simple

[void ivy]

and proper bit32 library

[stiff urchin]

having utf8 support at the cost of having every other library be very heavily stripped down xd

[sand citrus]

regular lua has that too, is the luau any better

idk how good/bad the normal one is

[void ivy]

i mean its because its sandboxed by default

[green bridge]

emag eht

[void ivy]

u can extend them back to normal lua api if u want

[open pasture]

how is luau different from lua

[sharp sinew]

boo

[void ivy]

typechecking

mainly

[paper gate]

@soft wadi

[void ivy]

it has a whole type system

[stiff urchin]

typechecking, better compiler/interpeter, etc

[warm zenith]

it is for little babies

[void ivy]

have a look at the top of this file

[stiff urchin]

iirc its about as fast as luajit?

[rapid aurora]

I think I'm in love with myself

[paper gate]

kamuro is like a little baby

[harsh minnow]

@vale yarrow

[sand citrus]

What is this image

[soft wadi]

yes

[warm zenith]

stop speaking before i send you down the river

[open pasture]

I see

[paper gate]

@vale yarrow

[paper gate]

doi nbot

[open pasture]

Lua for infants

[paper gate]

hiii

[void ivy]

it hasnt got a JIT but it is very fast

as an interpreter

they very much optimised it for that

[warm zenith]

yes

[void ivy]

because JIT isnt available in many of the runtimes it supports

[warm zenith]

you could teach a 6 year old to make a cashgrab game on roblox

[burnt maple]

Wait roblox has verification badges

[keen junco]

me

[jolly temple]

mb

[stiff urchin]

oh yea and it also has attribute support, this is valid luau syntax iirc?

@native
function maaaath(a, b)
    return a + b
end

[burnt maple]

since when

Is there something called roblox blue

[paper gate]

marvin is a 6 year old

[void ivy]

no idea

[warm zenith]

roblox blue sounds crazy

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-like-you-as-a-person-i-dont-like-you-good-morning-kitty-cat-gif-17143008575510490347

[void ivy]

never seen that and its not on the syntax page

[rapid aurora]

dw Marvin I'm pretty sure any girl will be impressed of your nitro streak on discord

[warm zenith]

499 robux a month for a blue roblox checkmark

[stiff urchin]

engine patch notes included it though

[void ivy]

can u show me

[sand citrus]

neither

[paper gate]

kamuro has 5 billion robux and wont share with me

[void ivy]

there isnt

wot

[stiff urchin]

lemme find it

[soft wadi]

gn chat

[paper gate]

nini sho

[burnt maple]

https://www.roblox.com/catalog/18432030718/1-0-Woman-Chest-Top-Gray-Black
Wait they also added chest

[soft wadi]

[keen junco]

my cat ears are better

[keen junco]

WHAT

[warm zenith]

yeah i have no idea how that got past moderation

[paper gate]

wtf

[warm zenith]

but also there's apparently only like 1.6k moderators in total

[soft wadi]

the urge to wanna be tucked in yall

[rapid aurora]

yes a lot of women will approach you because you have a cat ear deco

[paper gate]

tucks you in

marvin tucks me in at night

[keen junco]

i only have this guy approaching me

[stiff urchin]

found it @void ivy

https://create.roblox.com/docs/release-notes/release-notes-630

says its pending but it seems to be working just fine in studio?

[rapid aurora]

it's okay Marvin I will find you the most beautiful girl in the world for the Lowest price
a hug

[paper gate]

harukie

[void ivy]

pending means it doesnt work in a live game

actually my protobuf thing is literally the perfect use case for native comp

[stiff urchin]

sometimes that also means its not even available in studio though

[keen junco]

that's quite the price to ask for

[rapid aurora]

ok unban my account from roblox then

[viral cape]

vencord user loves human trafficking

[rapid aurora]

humans are cute I wonder if I can date one

[keen junco]

can't

[warm zenith]

humans taste so good i wonder where i can find more

[rapid aurora]

aw jesus damn it

[paper gate]

what

[burnt maple]

@soft wadi There is a k-angel perfume
https://myfigurecollection.net/item/1918141

[sudden sun]

ram usage is stable chat

[burnt maple]

It smells vanilla too!!

[stiff urchin]

i was gonna say that xd

[paper gate]

7.6 mb tiny

[rapid aurora]

femboys are just boys that can't get girls (I'm a femboy)

[stiff urchin]

native compilation still seems to be buggy in live servers though

[tall breach]

woah

[harsh crest]

Went and saw some nice British grass today!

[stiff urchin]

oknvm, they patched a pretty big bug with it already

[sand citrus]

british grass

[tall breach]

SCOTLAND!!!!!!!

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[sand citrus]

4evr

[warm zenith]

does the uk exist

[paper gate]

no

[sand citrus]

the what

[warm zenith]

right

[keen junco]

agreed

[rough crater]

i disagree

[soft wadi]

no shot

[lapis lava]

@paper gate are you ready

[paper gate]

nop

[rapid aurora]

the person below this message is unfunny

[rapid aurora]

hi

[burnt maple]

It smells vanilla and caramel tooo

[soft wadi]

@burnt maple i have a similar perfume already hehee

[jolly temple]

https://www.linkedin.com/in/samaraeve

[soft wadi]

but i would get it for display purposes

[rapid aurora]

cute

[soft wadi]

vanilla perfume makes me sick

[burnt maple]

noooo

[soft wadi]

makes me feel nauseous

[warm zenith]

can you drink perfume

[paper gate]

yea

cta drinks perfume p;robably

[burnt maple]

Are you sure it's not just butterflies from thinking about me

/jjj

[paper gate]

@burnt maple

[stiff urchin]

i cant think of a single reason why u would want to smell like vanilla ice cream

[soft wadi]

@burnt maple koi almost bought de marly laython

[soft wadi]

pfft no vanilla genuinely makes me nauseous to smell

[burnt maple]

WHAT

[void ivy]

# Native Code Size Analysis
    1 scripts, 5 functions, 20 KB memory, 64 MB code size limit

  ## ReplicatedStorage.Proto
     5 functions, 20 KB memory
     +-------------+--------+------------------+----------------------+
     | Function    |   Line | Native Code Size | Native Code Size (%) |
     +-------------+--------+------------------+----------------------+
     | Serialize   |     58 |          9.42 KB |                 0.01 |
     | create      |     39 |          3.08 KB |                 0.00 |
     | Deserialize |     91 |          2.66 KB |                 0.00 |
     | serialize   |     15 |          2.07 KB |                 0.00 |
     | deserialize |     24 |            456 B |                 0.00 |
     +-------------+--------+------------------+----------------------+

  * Memory rounded up to the nearest page size

[burnt maple]

Isn't that unisex

[rapid aurora]

chocolate

[void ivy]

hey it actually compiled it all

thats not bad

apparently it uses the type annotations to work out how to compile functions

[paper gate]

vanilla smell would get exhausting

[void ivy]

so its super fast

let me benchmark it

[rapid aurora]

yk what smells good? your kind words

[stiff urchin]

i wonder how they compile it to native internally

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-blink-blinky-blinky-bingus-gif-19598171

why do cats blink

[paper gate]

what is that

idk

[rapid aurora]

aren't you a cat

[paper gate]

no

[sand citrus]

what are you

[clear torrent]

yo

[sand citrus]

hi

[paper gate]

@burnt maple

[rapid aurora]

99.99% of people on this server are so cute (having a terrible life with multiple crimes)

[paper gate]

cta arent you eep

[sand citrus]

need confirmation

[sand citrus]

why are u talking to urself

[paper gate]

insanit

[rapid aurora]

where do you find does stickers?

[vale yarrow]

why was i @ed to this lmao

[sand citrus]

vee hates u

[rapid aurora]

I'm sorry about your life we can talk in dms if you want...

[open pasture]

Hi

[sand citrus]

piss role

[rapid aurora]

hello

[open pasture]

Bye

[sand citrus]

bye

[rapid aurora]

bye

[paper gate]

insane

[stray siren]

Very

[open pasture]

Eh who cares

[sudden sun]

@rapid aurora @burnt maple having fun with macro photography

[paper gate]

thread

[vale yarrow]

the question will forever be a mystery

[rapid aurora]

WOW

[raw panther]

[paper gate]

i can see bacteria with my phone

[rapid aurora]

it's okay bro I can answer any questions!

[open pasture]

[harsh minnow]

WDYM

YOU KNOW WHY

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow

[vale yarrow]

yush

[rapid aurora]

😭

[jolly temple]

can't believe it is wasteful

[vale yarrow]

it's my old pfp

[void ivy]

@stiff urchin

16:53:47.531  Performing a comparison between function1 and function2 with 1 K cycles and a duration of 1 s  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:53:47.540  Function1 has an average of 658.9 ns per cycle and took in total 658.9 μs  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:53:47.542  Function2 has an average of 642.5 ns per cycle and took in total 642.5 μs  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:53:47.542  Function1 average cycle is -2.49% slower than function2!  -  Server - Benchmarker:76
16:53:48.604  function1 was called 1.538 M times (1.538 M/s)  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:53:49.665  function2 was called 1.545 M times (1.545 M/s)  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:53:49.665  Function1 has -0.46% less cycles/s than function2!  -  Server - Benchmarker:83

1 is non-native, 2 is native

apparently its not much different

[open pasture]

this was very stupid but amusing.

[paper gate]

@vale yarrow hi

[vale yarrow]

should i be

[void ivy]

nvm

im stupid

i did the benchmark wrong

lemme try again

[vale yarrow]

hiiiii

[paper gate]

hiii

[void ivy]

oh its significantly faster

16:54:46.216  Performing a comparison between function1 and function2 with 1 K cycles and a duration of 1 s  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:54:46.217  Function1 has an average of 754.5 ns per cycle and took in total 754.5 μs  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:54:46.231  Function2 has an average of 577.7 ns per cycle and took in total 577.7 μs  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:54:46.231  Function1 average cycle is -23.43% slower than function2!  -  Server - Benchmarker:76
16:54:47.290  function1 was called 1.527 M times (1.527 M/s)  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:54:48.359  function2 was called 1.816 M times (1.816 M/s)  -  Server - Benchmarker:154
16:54:48.359  Function1 has -15.90% less cycles/s than function2!  -  Server - Benchmarker:83

[void ivy]

i get 300k more executions with it being natively compiled

thats not bad

[vale yarrow]

dea do be having many meanings

[void ivy]

although i think i can make it faster

[harsh minnow]

dea is my goddess

[void ivy]

but i have to work out how to do the typings better

[void ivy]

currently they're [string]: any which isnt very optimisable

although i dont think there's anything better i can do

sob

[mental oxide]

[stiff urchin]

avoiding buffers might be good as well? idk if native can optimize them properly

[void ivy]

nonono

quite the opposite

buffers are BETTER

[stiff urchin]

oo

[void ivy]

buffers are implemented C side

not lua side

so they're extremely fast in ccomparison

[stiff urchin]

wait so why cant vectors be optimized then

or am i being dum

[void ivy]

wot

[stiff urchin]

waait nevermind i remembered why

[void ivy]

no they are, the point of proto is for sending large tables of data over the wire

[stiff urchin]

they stopped being c-side years ago

[open pasture]

guys did u know no text to speech is in vencord

[void ivy]

yes

like if u sent a v3 over a remote it would optimise it for you

but that doesnt happen with tables

[lavish relic]

wawa

[void ivy]

hence you get really large amounts of data

[stiff urchin]

orr? https://devforum.roblox.com/t/native-luau-vector3-beta/1180548

im so confused

[void ivy]

theyre constantly tweaking things

dont mind them

anyway the real gain is when ur using this in networking

one sec

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/sDFPT_pHXwc

[fallow drum]

@void ivy

[jolly temple]

[i cream on we love dr pepper one with land they die to erase nyc off a splat 1 s

[ocean thistle]

i made that btw

[void ivy]

m?

@stiff urchin https://x.lewisakura.moe/24/07/RobloxStudioBeta_2024-07-15_17-01-14.png

[keen kernel]

Me when I lie

[void ivy]

see roblox is good

it optimises away the instance types and stuff

so its just sending the raw byte data

but it still sends the names

because im not sending the names (since im just using raw buffer data) i can get away with it being smaller

[fallow drum]

[void ivy]

• its kind of an obfuscation method at the same time

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[void ivy]

you obviously gain more bytes back the more you send so

on this kind of level its a bit useless

[soft wadi]

dies

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/h6hzdW2N8kg

[burnt maple]

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/16570306/what-kind-of-silly-girl-are-you-3

[paper gate]

what

[warm zenith]

take the quiz zeet

[paper gate]

no

p

you

[sand citrus]

do it

[paper gate]

never

[burnt maple]

tw 🍇 ,

Horrible

[sand citrus]

trigger warning grapes

[stray siren]

World reallly got it out for men ey

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/gkG2Fbrk33w

[worthy zinc]

thought it meant this at first and then was horrified

wow okay thanks discord

[raw panther]

hue hue hue hue

[worthy zinc]

I meant this reply

[fallow drum]

roblox game dev is honestly very cool

i was super into at one point

but no longer have the time sadly

the majority of my childhood was spent on roblox though

[paper gate]

rosinga

[fallow drum]

and roblox is the reason i joined discord

[sand citrus]

i know rblx lua but i never made an actual game

[dire bison]

yo same xd

[sand citrus]

i feel like it could be fun ish

[fallow drum]

so you all can thank roblox for my presence

[worthy zinc]

so many security issues though

[sand citrus]

without roblox fay wouldnt ABUSE MODERATOR PRIVILEGES her.e

FUCK ROBLLOX!!

[fallow drum]

maaaan

so true bestie

[sand citrus]

[dire bison]

my roblox is slightly older than my discord

[warm zenith]

best mobile player

[dire bison]

my a month or two

[keen kernel]

In life you have roblox

[worthy zinc]

you can run CoreScripts on runtime if you know how, basically letting you run anything.
You can make parts that can’t be accessed by any script at all.

[sand citrus]

In life you have roblox

[worthy zinc]

it’s terror

[fallow drum]

i played as guest from like 2012-2018 lmao

[jolly temple]

cats

[fallow drum]

and then i made an account

[ocean thistle]

cars

[paper gate]

rosie so insane

[rapid aurora]

my roblox is older than my discord account by a solid full year

[warm zenith]

nobody makes good things on roblox because they made the platform out to be a money thing over a player thing

[dire bison]

my steam is a full year older

[rapid aurora]

like my discord account is 30/12/2018
Roblox account 30/12/2017

[warm zenith]

and if someone does make something good it's not pushed to be popular because most good games aren't about the money

[ocean thistle]

i got like 500 hours on roblox didnt spend a penny on it

[fallow drum]

nah roblox does have some fun stuff and developing for roblox is actually a lot more fun than developing a regular game imo

[rapid aurora]

I spent $1.6k

sorry

not sorry

[ocean thistle]

what the fuck

[keen kernel]

I've never spent money on roblox

[warm zenith]

it's just kind of hard to actually find the good games

[ocean thistle]

did you buy gucci in it or what

[fallow drum]

i used to be rich on roblox

[ocean thistle]

like

[rapid aurora]

c'mon pet simulator x was fun

[sand citrus]

its fucking impossible

[rapid aurora]

I wish

[fallow drum]

i kinda am still because a lot of my items became limited lmao

but eh

[rapid aurora]

but I was hunting free items

[dire bison]

roblox has a lot of slop unfortunately lol

[fallow drum]

i sold it all

[sudden sun]

@rapid aurora

microsd card sandisk

[ocean thistle]

last i played it was 2019

[keen kernel]

I'm proud to not be one of those "OMG look Roblox gift cards" people (I work at a store)

[worthy zinc]

toilet tower defense

[rapid aurora]

what's that

[ocean thistle]

same bro

[rapid aurora]

omg
YOU MISSED READY PLAYER TWO EVENT?

I HATE YOU NOW

[ocean thistle]

eh maybe

dunno

[rapid aurora]

how do you live bro

[keen kernel]

nevo are you a chronic robloxer

[rapid aurora]

do you have feelings?

[keen kernel]

OHHH nvm

[rapid aurora]

[half sapphire]

poop

[keen kernel]

"anything I say is a lie"

[ocean thistle]

no

like

[keen kernel]

ok we are good

[ocean thistle]

got no feelings

[rapid aurora]

no I'm serious

[warm zenith]

i just opened roblox

[sudden sun]

sandisk microsd card

[warm zenith]

what the fuck is this

[ocean thistle]

go back to sleep its past your bed time

[rapid aurora]

what camera do you use

[paper gate]

kamuro cho

[worthy zinc]

bro save bikini bottom.

[keen kernel]

no I'm serious
[THIS MESSAGE IS ALSO A LIE]

[rapid aurora]

I love femboys

[warm zenith]

i ain't saving bikini bottom they can fucking drown for all i care

[rapid aurora]

j love men

[worthy zinc]

they’re fish

[warm zenith]

fish can drown though

[ocean thistle]

anyway wheres my custom role i donated

[worthy zinc]

SpongeBob is a sponge

[ocean thistle]

hai hai

im one

[worthy zinc]

donate harder

[sudden sun]

my iphone 12 pro

[rapid aurora]

ig you need to donate vee but just don't spam

[warm zenith]

i'm burning him

[worthy zinc]

but he’s underwater

[rapid aurora]

iphone 12 can do that?

[sudden sun]

ya

[keen kernel]

Me when I go to gmod and spam $1 in a donate box or whatever

[warm zenith]

so

[rapid aurora]

@ocean thistle mb dm vee to get your role just don't spam

[rapid aurora]

I didn't know wow

[ocean thistle]

whos vee i only know john vencord

[rapid aurora]

I always thought iphone 12 is just 11 but with 5g

[ocean thistle]

i am john vencord junior

[rapid aurora]

omg

[half sapphire]

me as a roblox game

[warm zenith]

nevo stop

[rapid aurora]

always new members being so cute

[half sapphire]

well

[sudden sun]

has to be a pro phone, the ultrawide sensor is for macro

[rapid aurora]

hm?

[raw panther]

roblox not cute

[rapid aurora]

oh

[sudden sun]

hence 12 pro

[rapid aurora]

it's not

[warm zenith]

nevo it's time to play deepwoken

[rapid aurora]

roblox is actually garbage I regret spending my time in it

[jolly temple]

:appleskull:

[rapid aurora]

I play roblox bedwars because I'm mentally ill

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/xEKeqPPoMZ0

[half sapphire]

deepwoken is full of pedophiles and basement fatties

[rapid aurora]

and I spent 15k robux on Roblox bedwars

[half sapphire]

Me too omg what level are u

[rapid aurora]

33

[worthy zinc]

you must help shrek with his swamp.

[half sapphire]

newgen im level 54

[rapid aurora]

if I didn't quit for a year I could've been 50

[worthy zinc]

why are there 40 players

[half sapphire]

or 53 i think

[rapid aurora]

I have zephyr

[half sapphire]

me too

i been playing since beta season

[sand citrus]

@solemn plank i think you care about this console so https://fixvx.com/NWPlayer123/status/1812579717796495665

[rapid aurora]

same

[burnt maple]

https://youtu.be/LdOQ6qtoQ4I

[rapid aurora]

yk weirdos

and sometimes roblox brings drama every 3 seconds

[light cedar]

new GAMECUBE exploit???

[worthy zinc]

bet all of them play Deepwoken

[half sapphire]

wgat kit do u main

[rapid aurora]

just search on YouTube

[sand citrus]

yup

[light cedar]

dam

[rapid aurora]

bruh

[rapid aurora]

you won't believe it

[sand citrus]

some time ago there was a new ps1 exploit i think so old console hacking is still alive ig :p

[half sapphire]

zephyr,,,

[rapid aurora]

none kit

[dawn minnow]

Ok

[rapid aurora]

like

[half sapphire]

oh

[rapid aurora]

actually

[half sapphire]

i main lucia

[rapid aurora]

I own myself

[half sapphire]

well

[sand citrus]

i own u

[dawn minnow]

So do we get invited to the server?

[rapid aurora]

the black summer girl?

[half sapphire]

well yes..

[dawn minnow]

when we use vesktop

[half sapphire]

shes hispanic not black i think

[rapid aurora]

yea I got her

and cobalt too

[sand citrus]

?

[half sapphire]

ppl say that im hacking bc when i farm people with lucia i get full em 😢

[rapid aurora]

cobalt used to be my main

but got nerfed twice

[half sapphire]

cobalt is kinda mid

[dawn minnow]

what r u talking about

[half sapphire]

roblox bedwars

[rapid aurora]

he used to give 15 health every 3 hits
but now he gives 8 every 5

[dawn minnow]

Cobalt is the best metal ever

[rapid aurora]

idk why they nerfed cobalt

[dawn minnow]

after platinum ofc

[sand citrus]

😭

[warm zenith]

roblox is a snorefest

[solemn plank]

epic

[half sapphire]

its so good u dont get the vision

let me put u on..

[rapid aurora]

they always do that move they first realest a bp that has an op kit and then they nerf it 50 million times

[half sapphire]

fr

[rapid aurora]

back in 2022 I used to coach people in roblox bedwars when the game was very popular

[sand citrus]

thats so hard

[half sapphire]

coach people tf

😭

[rapid aurora]

800 robux a day by just showing them the basics

[half sapphire]

bro what..

[rapid aurora]

you can check in roblox bedwars server

[half sapphire]

did people fucking suck at the game or what

[warm zenith]

i think the only time i iwll go back to roblox is to play the new dusty trip game when it comes out

nothing on the platform interests me

[rapid aurora]

it was the time where the game was actually getting popular

[half sapphire]

i got the level 50 kit for the current battlepass and i was so excited for it just to realize it kinda sucks..

[warm zenith]

jschlatt plays this

[paper gate]

you do too

[rapid aurora]

ew

[sand citrus]

sometimes i think to myself "oh hey roblox Exists. i should try playing it" then i scroll through the front page and its just shit like rizz obby

[ocean thistle]

i wanna play roblox but lost my og account