#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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(sorry if i sent already btw i can't remember if i did)
meow

no because why is it so hard to redirect a user in react for no reason
What the fuck
idk
nice cat very fluffy excellent wind protection
though idk I havent cloned it in a bit
i dont use overcomplicated ui framework for personal stuff
GitHub should use a copy on write FS for cloning 
sylvia was fluffier
oh yeah fluffy is a better word
So TRUE
Gonna write a whole electron gui for ffmpeg be right back
we will when we fix the race condition in github actions
wdym
you are doing what
she was INSANELY fluffy
karyl
<a href="balls">explode</a>
oh she's shaved in the first photo
creature
oh well
Server Error
Error: NEXT_REDIRECT
This error happened while generating the page. Any console logs will be displayed in the terminal window.
for literally fucking everything
that's not react that's next
i need automatic redirect
also yes theres unironically a race in our github actions theres a HIGH chance that it could fail some of the time
its so lovely
HELP??
race is such a lovely name for a condition
koda wait
fire
like imagine if races don't match and it fails
I love race conditions

@viral cape it was a joke it cannot be done the ffmpeg api is constantly unstable and there are too many options and encoders and edge cases to account for.
Just setting encoder quality is inconsistent like -qp for nvenc, -q:v for the built in jpeg encoder, and -crf for x264
my head just translated that into german 1:1 😭
its so annoying bc we would need to retrigget the action and it takes like 10 minutes to compile and upload everything

ich liebe rassenkonditionen
what the fuck
it sounds so shit
ich liebe rennkonditionen
that's so awesome but cats scare me
industry standard software
wtf
sylv was always just as scared of you
it took YEARS for her to warm up to me
including the sparkles
they just do

the voices
the only phrase I know i german is "Ist es over für mich?" And the word "katze"
wtf
am I doing good
Ist es over für mich?
not even correct german 😭
she was extremely extremely clingy during her last couple months
NOOOO
its over for me
Ist es vorbei für mich?
no way
@somber leaf did i get the calipers right
"Don't wait. Jump!"
that's over as in on top of
AWW CUTEEEEEE
chibi
vorbei
over as in the movie is over means "vorbei" in german
I will rember this
ohh
people born in 2017 are now 7 years old
yeah no i don't believe that
@winter girder
people born in 2000 are 10 now
I am a katze
crazy to think that people born in 2012 turn 18 this year 🤔😎
2013 was 2 years ago
ich bin katze
i forgot german
keep asking questions and youll disappear
du bist eine schwarze miezekatze
i aspire to be as good as you at german
are you slow
that wasn't nice
@burnt maple
Why is this one not a joke and actually true
i forgot almost ALL of the very little german i knew
what if u also became dumb staring thing
i picked german in school because my only other option was french
and i was not picking french eughh
@spring trellis haiiii
hi luna
i should've kept doing japanese
hiii
hi luna
everything but the french
sorry bro
did u call me a black kitty
yes
i used a translator sorry
french is cool idk what y'all saying lol
bye
well miezekatze is more like "kitty cat"
unknown
frencher

sitting in my room listening to the wind and rain at 11:30pm life's good
@fallow pawn
do it
black cats are so cuteeee i want one but i have too many cats
omg hiii again it's been like 2 weeks

real
you will get a minky cat
i had a tabby for a couple months they're super cute too
I prefer mechanical ones
vminky
Si tu savais ce que je te dirais en francais tu rougirais
SHOW SYLVIA
guess ill die
are you sure that you want to block akira.su? if you block this user, he will also be removed from your friend list.
idk what it means but it's french so 
🪦
whag
that’s that scent because people needed to 30 then we did lilienblue left?
she passed
vminker
in april
did cta just self star . Wow .
GO AWAY
yeah she was 10
omg it's a cat
It's nice
I will block the person below this message because
I mean, technically -qp is a valid way to set quality in x264 but it uses a different rate control scheme that’s less bitrate efficient.
You see why I’m mentally ill yet?
have you all seen my cat (i don't have one
my cat gay asf
wait cats can be gay?
get to the nearest river and drink
i should draw Firefly
it'd be easy
(bad advice)
i'd rather go towards a deer creature from the woods than a cat
Nothings gayer then watching men tackle each other and fight over a ball
everyone be like "hiii vee hru!!!" but not "hey vee do you need a hug?"
lmfao
i don't like cats they scare me and they will kill me
exactly! so pat them
lmao
if you sacrifice someone to a deer god they might be slightly less inclined to rip your limbs off but cats just do whatever they want they scare me
yea
Chat should I make a fork or AV1 that uses ZSTD as the entropy encoder for smaller encodes
they have a 24 hour kill timer that resets every time you pet them
omg
except it is accelerated by 2 hours if you pet for too long
can't confirm
“SCHOOL EXECUTIONS” 🗣️
i was sent this last night and i can't stop laughing please
i once forced a friend to be soten_bori for like a week as opposed to me being kamuro_cho
guys is this goodM
school What..
me casually taking apart my keyboard in public 
i think it's meant to say excursions
worf pfp
(australian field trip)
sammy
2022 me
maybe even 2021
cute
ship’s captain driver pic again because why not
PLEASE HAIL DRIVER
they never bothered to remove that when buying it from its previous operator
that reminds me of how some buses here have like
notice that the desto board has also been ripped out
some of the buses here have A TRAINEE IS BEHIND THE WHEEL on them
That’s extremely scary
and then aforementioned buses have drivers that turn like crazy and start drifting across the road so idk if they're really a trainee
aww ❤️
Not even that just fucking breaking
(IDK WHAT THAT MEAN
wow vee that's such a good song i too love Sorry, that's not currently available. This content is not available in your country.
literally on the other side of the country
hold on let me turn on like 6 vpns and thne restart discord
or wait
waffle
Makes me hungry for waffles
vee you missed an r in driver
Meow
meow
I LOVE apples cta (they make my mouth numb cause im allergic)
i eat nothing but meat i am an ancient vermin
HOW?????
WHERE TF DO U LIVE
russia
OK 👍
spotify just banned all russians because it was hype back then to do that
how is one of the most popular metal songs not available in russia
wanna have some w me
so good
I love waffles
@somber leaf better?
im sure banning Russians from listening to music is gonna stop the war
oh no it shows that on like every single song because for every minute of a russian not listening to spotify a dollar is sent to ukraine i think that's how it works
yum
Wait noo.. I just thought of a very good pickupline but sho is here
trust trust
YES DARLING ITS PERFEXT
it's on the same level as tiktok girls dancing against putin it helps TRUST me dude
i saw it with my own eyes
no that actually helps
putin very intimidated by them
6g blasts directed at putin stun him
nice 
the woke are setting up their gay propaganda beam as we speak
consume.
consume.
what did you mean by that kevin
what why does it matter lol
sorry i don't like this cat
consume.
:ccc
it beams gay to the brain
"If apples make your mouth numb, I wonder what my kiss would do"
so good

idk where i saw this it was either a video or a gif but it was reversed footage of a building demolition and it said something like ukraine after a tiktok girl dances
when the new subway trains launched here in moscow on the second line people started vandalising them because they were against the new trains replacing the old ones
- wtf is he writing
- why is a 8yo writing on the train
looks like a 6 yo
the new subway trains have like 400+ cameras in total
tbh
where are his parents
is there like any more pictures of this cat or just this single image
that reminds me of an insane story
4 cameras each carriage * 6 carriages
it is
this is insane
i don't remmeber how many cars we have in one train sorry mudfoot
Say it but emphasize that it’s a joke
i'm more interestede in the train itself
what happens if a 6yo commits a heinous crime like murder

they can't put them in jail
She’ll only yell at me anyways
not criminally liable yet
ye
they get a lollipop
so they'll just walk free
meow
but the parents would likely have an interesting talking to
i once watched someone get on my bus, sit next to me, grab his marker and tag the wall behind him
older trains
doors are easily manually opened
GIVE
people would manually open them when inbetween stations
rehabilitation most likely
GIVE
if you fell into the tunnel you're dead there's like actually 0 chance of surviving
"pls xd lol haha idk"
The age of criminal responsibility in here is 14
Dumb Wankers Fist Fight On Moving Train At Melbourne Central Station
Do people train surf there? It’s a thing in New York for people to get on top of trains, usually teenagers
people used to in moscow
but we have a bunch of things against that
it's a little controversial here. you're liable at 10 if it can be proven that you knew that what you were doing was wrong
when you're 14 you're fully liable though
i have no idea
It’s like 16 or 18 here but it can change depending on the crime or will just detain you if you’re under age till you can be charged as auto
including but not limited to cameras, station cameras, mirrors, security guards on stations, mezhvag system (inbetween car thing made to prevent people from going inbetween cars and falling down as well), etc etc
how old were u back then
it even was assigned as an US ticket
but it was popular
it's just that some trains are really narrow so you just hit your head on some wire and also die
the moscow subway is actually a death trap for tourists
LMAO i just actually read the title
australia is funny
im turning 16 this year is all im gonna say
ohhh
what does this sayyy
funny
yeah
I don’t understand the European obsession with trains
it’s better than car dependency if executed properly
in the uk:
- if you're under 10, shrug, i cant think of a case where this has happened
- if you're above 10, you can be convicted of it but you're sent to a youth prison and the sentences are a bit different
- if you're 18+, you're treated as an adult, but you'll be sent to an 18-25
pls xd lol haha
because unlike the us not everyone has cars
pls xd lol haha
they don't know what a McDonald's
let them learn the basics first 
a browser fps game but in order to reload you have to reload the entire website
minors in the UK have been tried as adults
How is visiting russia like in 2024
THEY DO KNOW WHAT IT IS THEY HAVE WEIRD SHIT
so cringe xd but ur english was surprisingly good
thats my oldest ticket https://support.discord.com/hc/de/requests
you don't
i as a 16 year old am fully liable for anything i do in aus
ik
(i.e. they dont go to youth court, they go to a crown court)
Asian McDonald’s is nothing like western
Black burger buns
yeah thank you i learned through yt!
you can visit prague if you'd like though
they have cool trams . Herllo luna @deep token hello
here you're not automatically judged as adult even if 18+
if you're only a few years above 18 but it's very obvious you lack maturity they might still judge you as a teenager
yeah we only have two courts
youth court and crown court
youth court is specifically for 10-17
lmao
bye
crown court is for anyone else
I will turn 18 I don’t wanna fucking go to army
@sudden sun ui design is my passion
i think if you're <10 and you kill someone you dont get sentenced because you dont understand what you've done
move out of the country
you might be put into a psychiatric ward though
no money dawg
where do you live
Brazil
you should see Russia copying big brands just so they won't support USA in any way
yeah no one in aus can get charged with a crime under 10 no matter what
neither of these are er
real
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50763713 but yeah this is a good story that describes what happens, in this case the 12-yo got tried as an adult
which is imo very good cause at such a young age the learning aspect is still so much more important
if the crime isn't super bad it's best to not send them into jail cause that usually turns people worse
but brazil isnt real
you can tell them you don’t want to go to army, but people often get forced to go to it
Kevin russia
the McDs isn't real
It’s not they don’t want to support USA brands. All thoes brands pulled out of Russia
oh fun fact about the lore
bcdonalds
it was rostic's then it got bought out by kfc
then they renamed back to rostic's because of the sanctions
well
and literally NOTHING changed except the name and the logo
it's just kfc but renamed
idk anything I just googled russia fastfood
At 18 I’ll still be in high school lol
rare*
oh and also
mcdonald's in russia was real
Third and last year
Listening to audiobooks in 2.5x speed
:3
just. sanctions. so now it's Tasty and period and it sounds just as ass as it is
i mean it's also just reskinned like rostic's but whatever
like if you committed a robbery at 18
okay it's bad, but if the person is reasonable and regrets it, it's much better to just work together with the young adult and help them get on a good path than throw them in jail
i saw a video about it 😭
their launch was catastrophical
it was the chernobyl of the fastfood industry
I think stealing should be legal
the name is bad so people started joking about it
anyone from Russia can vouch? because I don't trust google 35% of the time
that would mean people can steal from you too
what does this mean
good news! conscientious objection is allowed
A conscientious objector is an "individual who has claimed the right to refuse to perform military service" on the grounds of freedom of conscience or religion. The term has also been extended to objecting to working for the military–industrial complex due to a crisis of conscience. In some countries, conscientious objectors are assigned to an a...
including but not limited to Eat the cashier and period and Eat ass
I would be honored
I think stealing should be legal, but only from authen
oof
I love eating wacdonald's
the last one is the so called Tasty and period
not sure about the first two
steal everything from authen
Ye but sometimes they force you anyway
i haven't seen the first two
Thank you
the starbucks is real
Ill steal you
for pizza we have domino's and dodo
from what I can see in practice they don't do that much
i haven't seen it ever and i've lived here all my life
I want to visit russia so badly
I want to see men with that funny pronunciation 
and maybe maybe sing the vodka song
i’d love to visit st petersburg one day
sorry
don't post this cat I heard it committed several racially motivated murders
top and bottom are true idk about the pizza hut one (because I am not russian)
it takes a cat to know one
i know what you are vee
😭
gm chat
Haha so . True
Russia supports lgbt community!!! (read my name
)
I hope so
Same
wouldn't recommend it
let's meet bestie give me 3 years
not rn of course
very anti-lgbt country
It's not like we have laws against lgbt propaganda and lgbt showcase to minors and public lgbt and also that one law about propaganda of a certain group of "people" that start with P and all of those laws are intertwined
once war is over
VEE
I’d be fine. I’m “closeted”
ok what is it "officially" known as then
what is TikTok even about
Special military operation
Buy album EP here: https://helblinde.bandcamp.com/album/questionable-future-ep
https://twitter.com/Helblinde
Why did I ever make this?
brainrot
i’m not closeted but i don’t exactly put it out there either
just don’t feel like the world has a need to know
oh man someone's at my door i sure do wonder who it is
i am fire
cat ears???
this is true by the way
who cares bro I never said I wanna move there
you will be arrested for gay
this reminds me of that insane tweet that elon musk replied to saying "Antifa" is a terrorist organisaiton
i think there was a case for a woman with a rainbow ball and it was counted as propaganda of lgbt
peak
it's not hard to just behave and follow local rules
can we talk about the subway killing you instead
top 10 useless governments:
I already informed the Kremlin
they are waiting on your arrival
i am actually putin's alt account
funny cause major sicknesses
hard to not be gay
neko
They probably ignored you and considered you a extremist
If I did they believe me
nop I have ties to putin
I'm actually his daughter
This is not funny. You are making fun of the great president Vladimir Putin. I am not being held at gunpoint to say this. I support my country.
kevin is too powerful
bambik up
see
so anyway
FR I just be walking in the mall and see a man with a chisel jaw line and melt in my pants

my voice is too gay to go to russia
i have an image showcasing the structure of moscow but it's all in russian give me a second
@light cedar do you have a problem with gays?
do you
apple nom
I do
why ies soda nso
i am a Minor
Very openly bisexual
So no
hmmm
i eated gay people
oh sorry
are you going to email me gay people now so you get multiple fines in russia even before you step foot into the country
ah good
this image is especially funny now that we have river transport that's also kind of a tourism attraction
tbvh my sexuality is too nerdy to be sexual
river
what does this mean
aforementioned river transport runs all year round including winter
they heat up the river to melt the ice
meowcord
but the boats we have are like, turkey, and they're not made for the low temperatures
lmao
so they have issues and freeze over
yay
My sexuality is schrodingers cat
@fallow pawn one of the best sylvia pics
read if cute
I LOVE HER
I've got a question if anyone can help Randomly discord just shoots up in cpu usage from like 5% and below to 60% ad restarting it fixes it but Does anyone have any idea why this could be happening?
(Auto-response invoked by @indigo elk)
venbot W
do you remember sylviathecat22 on twitter
yea
if you do ever visit russia you have to go to the subways and then realize that the newer lines have nothing to see anymore
because womp womp
This image is cropped
god be quiet
nop
Yop
eminem man 😭
edited
Nop
organization coming together
left is from the first line right is from the 15th line
I would send Stella after you Ashley but unfortunately she’s useless
i get excited by c programs
Cexual
and video game music played on saxophone
you 100% are into robotgirls or something aren't you
how do you read these scam websites
gays
you dont
I get excited when I see 10 bit native video without banding and good image and video encoder efficiency charts
anyone want to drive this around w me
my bus is better
one of like two buses at that depot that don’t have an oil leak
I can get it running in 3 hours with a sledge hammer and some ether
I love having to restart discord mobile twice an hour or it becomes unbearably laggy
i meant exicted in a non sexual way 
i love having to use discord mobile
discord mobile is the worst mobile app i’ve ever used
That’s just react native on android
it also destroys my battery
i am not in a relationship with ai
nah just discord shitcode
good
Works fine on IOS
people need to realize the importance of having non-boring cars
look at this shit
Don't get the elonmobile trust me shit will break in 1 week
why buy a generic suv when you can buy this instead
by closing 'em
get a new battery dawg
Just stop using your phone
i genuinely have to deal with this when i leave the house

I never experience this i just force close every app i havent used in like 5 minutes
i always update my browser before visiting these
😭
i want a new phone but i’m not allowed to buy one
Use winget
vpn doesnt solve being a dumbass and putting your wallet into these sites
i set up a job to run security updates but it doesn't seem to work
ON FEDORA
I love ilulu
the horror
@spring trellis check this out
Death
ok but unironically
literally 🚎
looks nice
You can make DNF updates automatic on fedora right? Debian supports it
i once ran opera gx in wine
that's a tram
WHY OPERA GX
what does third party plugins mean, how can you get those
NOO
I love cringe culture
i believed the marketing and thought it could free up ram
I love cringe culture
i get so mad when i see people in class using that
that's a trams gender
download more ram
I love making fun of people who did nothing wrong
I love cringe culture I love cringe culture I love cringe culture I love cringe culture I love cringe culture I love cringe culture I love cringe culture
your school hasn't banned everything with game or fun in the name
ik, just from the looks
this is my favorite tram purely because of its color
i want to tell them to switch SOOOO bad
sleepy
(Auto-response invoked by @viral cape)
relatable

no support will be provided for third party plugins. see #1257038407503446176 message
/ collage / prison
just tell them
it was a simple question
in the off topic channel tho
bot does not work well 😭 just go to https://canary.discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1257038407503446176
i dont need suport with anything
you install third party plugins by installing them
oh
your question was answered anyway lol
thats for betterdiscord
uhm
no you have to use vencord
no
how
vencord.dev
v+ needy @warm zenith
wrong one
wait
wrong
v+ needy @meager birch
the Sisu XA-180 which I drove in the army could also swim :3
hello
you need a dev install to install these, it is described in the linked message
Who here likes wildkarduno
I love being cringe
I don't want to see the source 
Everghyone is so mnean to me ...
what does v+ do
add role
adds role
hahahah!! This is the CRINGIEST kid on the entire VEnCORD boot up the csgo gameplay
vh +
Role-add (+, ra)
Add a role to one or more users
Usage
vrole-add <role> <user> [user...]
ahh
v+ @golden swan owner
?
I meant I don't want to see the source code
cop, soldier and kid
this will be vee's luggage when they come to russia
hello moderator s can i have owner role
no
hello moderator i am venbot's alt accoutn give me the almighty role
I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN 5 SECONDS
oh man i got an airdrop in the airport i wonder what it is
v+ the almighty
wow
what does this role even do
neovee
offline
@neon ferry Hi bro can i be almighty
oh
ill hoist you
Can i have the gay Role
vban @warm zenith can i still ban
Failed to ban kamuro_cho (@warm zenith): You can't ban that person!
yummy
testing in prod
evil
yummy
testing in prod is the best
oh man thank you vee
you're invisible
this is a real screenshot by the way not edited
GUYS THE CONTROLLER IS MOVING THE CHARACTERS BY ITSELF
can i be almighty i promise im not a bottom
stickdrift
@crisp finch
thats me
stop using nintendo switch joycons?????
yes
it's not my video
yeah i saw them on server

the real venbot airdropped me a video i'm gonna open it at full volume in the airport
where's that one video does anyone have it
you forgot about shark
its a video saying "I HAVE A BOMB"
do u mean the pippa one
we live in a game confirmed
Brazil
Original stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC61OGe0O4w
If you like the Rabbit subscribe to her chann...
every time I hear pippa I can only think oh h8re's cat
no the one where the person goes i just arrived everyone here is so nice and then they open an airdrop and it screams I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST at full volume and they're in the airport and they slam the phone into the ground which makes it even worse
is everyone here okay?
hiii
no
anyone on discord is automatically not okay
what happened?
discord happened
can discord marry twitter and make a kid?
okay that's actually funnier than what i was describing
I'm just asking

hmm
goodnight
me too
guys can someone help me
anyway since mudfoot is gone i have no real reason to drop a 2 page essasy on the subways
just ask
tomtao
gm
-# read if meow
so, i have installed vencord and i also patched the discord location, but still can't see the vencord category
(Auto-response invoked by @median owl)
nah kidding i gotta sleep
(Auto-response invoked by @frail lichen)
i’ll talk tomorrow
goodnight
sorry k
@frail lichen too slow 
tomeowrow
the vns race is very competitive
needed to look up the command
womp womp
hi
liar i'm okay
we need an vns leaderboard
night night
hello 
like most vns said or
i feel like someone's just going to start spamming vns
free train charger life hack
we make it a speedrun leaderboard

adds up guys irl and taste and my pictures
guys free tram lifehack
HOW
you just rip the batteries out of it and connect your phone to the powerlines instead
omg that fits perfectly
whitename luck
ok gn for the last time 😭 need to work on this issue
wiseeeamnnn
goodnight
i feel like a pokemon constantly sayikng my name
mlem
gnnnn
what is the regular role for?
meow
it yipyip
then I need it
now you won't have it
people who need to be banned
😭
pick up
all regulators are TRASH
YOu get it for reaching a certain levels
aliucord pyoncord or vendriod for mobile?
aliucord if you hate rn otherwise pyoncors
you dont get it from levels anymore
pyoncord
aliucord
It gives you image perms and access to #🌺-regulars
they removed the shark due to copyright issues
i wanan police brutality
BLYAAAT
i can hear
moments before disaster
BLYAAAAAT
i heart russian children raging
you forgot nicole and her large (redacted)

nicole was removed too
raging russians and the swearing culture of russian is incredibly complex
WHAT
you could combine like, 4 swears into one word
calcium cannons
I made both of these up btw neither of them were removed
i have a video of a guy stealing a kid's machine gun in gmod darkrp and he turns into a jet engine
daily occurrence in darkrp
@harsh minnow
i wonder how outdated this is
yeah
I should know I have 3k hours
is her head empty
i have 4k
@paper gate
on darkrp?
ye
i only recently hit 4k hours and i feel absolutely empty
no on gmod
i thought you meant gmod
🪦
if you meant 3k hours specifically on darkrp that's crazy
Car
what if i flood it with water
I have 3k specifically on darkrp/darkrp-based gamemodes
rp
garry's mod is the ultimate sandbox ever made
I used to be RMP 2LT on a MilitaryRP server
(yet) i cba to all regulators are gone soon
so sad that it's way past its prime
and now gensec sergeant on a scp rp one
i prefer hl2rp
idk the servers I play on regularly get 100+ active players daily
that exists???
i feel like ever since gmtower shut down gmod is DEAD .
why do all simulators use this font
yeah
half life 2?
:3
and some of them have proper systems and stuff instead of just being darkrp
official simulator font
yea
i remember ota having a whole system of charge instead of hunger and i think its' Awesome
real
hl2rp is just eastern europe simulator btw
I also tried working on one for some time
search "simulator" on steam and find one game without this font
guys guys russia is a democracy you just have to like the government and also don't go against the government and also don't vote for anyone else
it's a democracy
(breen
They removed the recently online experiment
let's meet up
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moon is just better
i live on europa
Motorized vehicular automotive trains :3
@burnt maple Firefly
okay
I win I win
here's some old dev footage from when I did

What a mf
cute
i seen that cat bfore
darkrp is so easy to make god bless
car
that's a wild beast
Cool car
Borgar
its a car
hello koishukaze how's support
borgir
sylveon
pizza
I made the door breach swep :p
borgir
insert sad violin
i haven't seen support myself because it says this idk what it means
wheres John borgir
so awesome
lua is so awesome
thanks bestie
update it then
ikr

🤨
i love ur banner
dude punching a nazi
wrong replyt
lmao
lmao 😭😭




