🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[spring trellis]

if only a train sounded as nice as this bus though

[magic dune]

that's a lawnchair

[stark herald]

silly

[viral cape]

cybertruck if it wasnt overengineered

[icy grail]

lmao amazing

[light cedar]

server

[viral cape]

[warm zenith]

i present to you . Trams

[void ivy]

here's its predecessor

geoff

[deep token]

true

[icy grail]

love how old my app is, doesn't support forwards
doesn't support the unfunny -# either

[spring trellis]

really depends on where in my city you are

some companies are really good, others commit actual fraud and have all of the money they get sent straight overseas

[light cedar]

no this is a lawnchair https://lawnchair.app/

[viral cape]

Are you a hater of kinetic group

[spring trellis]

i'm fortunate enough to live in the territory of the best bus depot in my entire state

[spring trellis]

DUDE LOL

I MOCK KINETIC SO MUCH

[mental oxide]

@spring trellis is AU good

[warm zenith]

the uk conquered the whole world so that this could be made and i think it was worth it

[spring trellis]

kinetic is a shocking company

[rapid aurora]

a lot of actual fraud
they care about money more than human life

[magic dune]

look at this conveniently placed chainsaw shame if it were to mysteriously turn on

[viral cape]

share your experiences

[spring trellis]

i'd say so. never been overseas though

[mental oxide]

i love aussies y'all are really silly

[deep token]

holy shit

[icy grail]

you should meet with Koiszukaze

lol

[spring trellis]

• buses so late i thought they were just early
• really bad driver treatment; they're told to not talk to passengers
• buses cleaned once a YEAR
• 1999-built buses in route service, 2009-built buses retired (fair because the particular buses retired are awful)
• not given any maps on train replacement, drivers get lost constantly

[warm zenith]

i should meet up with luna and then stare at the trams in her city for like 2 hours

[magic dune]

this looks like the keyboard has jiggle physics

[frail lichen]

how 😭

[spring trellis]

they're buying out a bunch of melb bus operators

[deep token]

it kind of does

[spring trellis]

being aussie is fun

[magic dune]

o.o

[rapid aurora]

ARIII

hru doing

are you okay

[keen kernel]

send

how to get

please

[mental oxide]

i really don't know where to go after school but i wanna be employed overseas that's for sure, also i heard AU's average wage is way more than enough to live a decent life

[rapid aurora]

freaky keyboard

okay

[spring trellis]

lol not rn

[deep token]

purchase nintype from app store

[spring trellis]

cost of living crisis is really bad here

[keen kernel]

oh nvm not and roid.,,

[warm zenith]

work as a trucker

[mental oxide]

as long as i can live decently i'm good

[viral cape]

same

[mental oxide]

mind you i live in italy

it can't be worse

right

[magic dune]

woahhh

[deep token]

is andrdid but not on play store anymore i think

and 32bit only

[keen kernel]

ah rip

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-jugger-nuggets-gif-19032506

[deep token]

it is a special keyboard

[spring trellis]

typical australian mcdonalds

[deep token]

it has a way better slide typing system

[light cedar]

this feels racist

[warm zenith]

this isn't the uk??

[keen kernel]

its called keyboard 69

[keen junco]

The author is black

[keen kernel]

NOOo not compatible

welp i tried

[mental oxide]

amazing

[keen junco]

Still a terrible article

[light cedar]

doesn't mean they can't be racist

just have a look at uncle ruckus

[keen junco]

I suppose

[viral cape]

[fallow pawn]

wrong video

[jolly temple]

wud you do i cant use gruyb

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine its always the same spots I manage to hit im never gonna pass this part

[edgy ermine]

how did u know im awak

[light cedar]

https://youtu.be/7A4-3DQEygI

[fallow pawn]

you're idle

[magic dune]

"will the guy who everyone wants dead appeal to the people who want him dead since he nearly died?"
this is what this question feels like it's asking

[edgy ermine]

i thought im always on idle

[fallow pawn]

I mean I usually assume ur on when ur on idle

[edgy ermine]

meow

[fallow pawn]

when ur offline it would show.. offline

[edgy ermine]

i have pc running

unless that broke

im like half asleep rn

[sleek stirrup]

Hopefully it wont run away

[edgy ermine]

a

[spring trellis]

daily australia occurrence

[edgy ermine]

damn its almost 5 am

😭

what am i doing

@fallow pawn nini samie

[keen junco]

Cameras

[viral cape]

bro is drunk

[edgy ermine]

👁️👄👁️

[unreal siren]

Unfortunately common

[warm zenith]

what's happening in australia

[spring trellis]

i went to a station once with my friend then some old lady came up to us and said "OI YOU LEAVE MY MAN ALONE OR I'LL BEAT YOUS UP"

[keen junco]

How I be looking

[unreal siren]

usually people on drugs, drunk, or both

[warm zenith]

nyc terrifies me

[spring trellis]

yeah i was stuck in a convo with some religious guy trying to make me come to the passover for FIVE minutes straight

[fallow pawn]

omgosh I keep hitting the same shit why am I used to a click pattern that I will always die to

[spring trellis]

i just waited for any bus to come then said "ok my bus is now bye"

[viral cape]

the "i want away from this insane person"

[spring trellis]

nothing much rn

just everyone wanting life to be affordable 😌

[warm zenith]

the nyc subway is worse than a garry's mod darkrp server

[spring trellis]

oh i haven't even started on melbourne's really bad ticketing system

[warm zenith]

i just look at any sort of video or photo from the nyc subway and it looks so bad

i will never stop saying this

[spring trellis]

you can't buy or top up a card on a bus, you have to basically fare evade until you get to a train station and get one there

[warm zenith]

they need to shut it down they need to erase nyc off the face of this earth

[viral cape]

are the rumors about the trams true

[spring trellis]

which ones

[viral cape]

the ones where everyone fare evades until someone comes to check their ticket

[spring trellis]

bus drivers are not allowed to bring it up if you don't pay

so many just tdon't

[spring trellis]

many do
ticket inspectors here are also very ruthless

[viral cape]

elaborate

[warm zenith]

i can't remember anything about our ticket inspectors i feel like they kinda don't exist

[spring trellis]

they target immigrants, the elderly and uni students

[jaunty trellis]

those flashes are noclip acc right?

[warm zenith]

we don't have turnstiles in surface transport anymore so it's kinda easy to just not pay money

[spring trellis]

"look at everyone's bag. if it has a melbourne university logo, check them"

[viral cape]

we don't have turnstiles at all where I am from

[spring trellis]

there is a 100k member facebook group to post the locations of melbourne inspectors

[viral cape]

it is generally based on trust

[spring trellis]

we have these gates at some stations

[warm zenith]

looks

[spring trellis]

they're easy to just push open by grabbing them both and pushing them

[warm zenith]

very human

LOL

[winter girder]

There needs to be more horror fire lookout games

[warm zenith]

a few years ago we had these old turnstiles in our subways and it was so fucking scary

[fallow pawn]

tint on death - but yea

[jolly temple]

oki i doing stuff is four left a game running it nearly brick

[winter girder]

THEYRE SO GOOD FOR NO REASON 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[spring trellis]

i remember feeling so badass because i put my drink down on the metal bit between the gates and just pushed one open

i needed to get home and had no money

[viral cape]

everyone just tags on or off their card at these terminals at train stations and somehow they dont have many fare evaders

[warm zenith]

if you came through without a ticket

it just crushed your ribs and killed you on the spot

[viral cape]

though we barely have trains

[spring trellis]

at most gated stations there usually aren't enough staff for someone to man the gate all the time. so usually they just leave the wide one open

(defeating the ENTIRE POINT)

[warm zenith]

they were absolutely ruthless and they also played music when you went through without a ticket

[spring trellis]

LOL

[warm zenith]

so as you sit therew ith like 3 internal bleedings they just went like 🎶 🎶 🎶

[viral cape]

what did the music sound like

[warm zenith]

hold on

[viral cape]

[warm zenith]

it was this music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a12dJNYF0XM

[fallow pawn]

why do I have to have good click consistency im not supposed to do this here

aaaaa

[warm zenith]

just with standard electronic beeps and incredibly loud and annoying and ear piercing

[spring trellis]

LMAO bro

[warm zenith]

they also fooled you because they were open all the time they only closed right as you went through

[rough crater]

no finger

[warm zenith]

and they were also really tight

[rough crater]

💔

[spring trellis]

bro what 😭

who thought of this

[warm zenith]

it was unironically safer to just jump over them instead of properly paying

[jaunty trellis]

gayming

[viral cape]

though on trains they will check everyone

[warm zenith]

it looked like one of those The design is very human. contraptions

[spring trellis]

some inspectors here just stand there and don't check anyone

usually if they're going somewhere else

[warm zenith]

these are the old ones

[spring trellis]

they like to break the rules they enforce too

[viral cape]

they said they would stop checking everyone and do random checks instead since late last year but that never happened

[viral cape]

what

[spring trellis]

(feet on seats)

[viral cape]

$300 fine for that

[warm zenith]

crazy group btw

[viral cape]

fucking insane

[warm zenith]

i think we have cameras everywhere in public transport herei n moscow

[spring trellis]

they often come up with really funny insults in the posts

[spring trellis]

we do here too

[warm zenith]

i forgot the number of cameras in the newer subway trains but there's 400+ or something

[fallow pawn]

@spring trellis kita

[spring trellis]

the best thing i did my entire break was watch bocchi the rock

[fallow pawn]

worf why do you have muddy feet

[warm zenith]

bocchi the rock is fire

[spring trellis]

because this is the coldest and wettest week this year

[viral cape]

wait did your break just end

[spring trellis]

it's winter here so 2 week break

our big break is from dec-feb

[warm zenith]

the nyc subway trains look like death machines

like you go in there and you get blended into a fine paste

[viral cape]

you don't need to explain (to me specifically) when long break is

[spring trellis]

christmas decorations?? we don't have that here

[warm zenith]

you get hit by that and you turn into a red mist

oh yeah here in moscow we had christmas trains too

they didn't look like they would kill you though

[spring trellis]

there's one bus operator that goes all out and decorates some of their buses once a year

[warm zenith]

instead they killed your eyes

[spring trellis]

usually the driver does it

[viral cape]

i just remembered that nyc is only just now getting trash bins

[jolly temple]

suddenly a few years and y'all think ethnic cleansing

[viral cape]

where i'm from they'd use the route display to do this

[lapis lava]

one day i should fix large profiles on mobile

[viral cape]

is this actually what it looks like

[spring trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haKwbrwqb-E this one was CRAZY

[lapis lava]

yes

[viral cape]

i havent used mobile web in so long

[spring trellis]

shows how happy their drivers are

great company

[viral cape]

@lapis lava this doesnt help #👾-core-development message

[spring trellis]

shit CEO though lmfao

[viral cape]

most fun looking bus I've ever seen

[spring trellis]

safety issue with one christmas bus
"don't worry we will keep doing the christmas bus every year, just safer"
cancels the christmas bus for the next like 3 years

[winter girder]

Gyatttttttttttttttttt

[lapis lava]

peak react

[viral cape]

nvm i watched video the engine noise

[lapis lava]

samaraposting always brings light to our day

[spring trellis]

the engine's fine

[rough crater]

ok

[viral cape]

more distracting than what I am used to

[winter girder]

I love dynamic spot

[spring trellis]

oh i can send distracting if you want lol

listen to this

[viral cape]

@spring trellis if you are a school student do you ever experience students vaping on the bus

[spring trellis]

yes. often

[spring trellis]

this is ear piercing loud btw

[fallow pawn]

what is this

[winter girder]

Dynamic Spot app on Android

[viral cape]

and are they aware how annoying they can be doing it

(no)

[spring trellis]

they are. they just don't care

[edgy ermine]

ic ant fall asleep

grr

[spring trellis]

one operator would beat them up and kick them out if people misbehaved

but they are gone now

[magic dune]

car go vroom c:

[fallow pawn]

they want to be apple sooo bad

[winter girder]

Girl.

[viral cape]

the bus drivers here just Don't Care

[spring trellis]

most aren't allowed to here

[viral cape]

true

[spring trellis]

since the new ticketing system came in 2013 they've had to be locked in steel cages because they got harassed so much

[viral cape]

doesnt help they sit at the back of the bus

[magic dune]

this sounds nice ngl

[winter girder]

It's literally an app made by a indie developer

[viral cape]

what, is this all bus drivers or school bus drivers only

[spring trellis]

ikr

[fallow pawn]

soon android will have continuous corners

[spring trellis]

all

[viral cape]

insane

why do they need that

[warm zenith]

@spring trellis i got timed out because i forgot to change keyboard language

so as i was saying this is the christmas train we had in moscow

[magic dune]

the final stage of web design: O R B

[edgy ermine]

what is that

[warm zenith]

it stopped going on line because it's an old model iirc

[spring trellis]

ok it isnt steel but

here

[winter girder]

One handed mode??

[viral cape]

are people in melbourne insane enough that they'd attack the bus drivers

[fallow pawn]

what

[mental oxide]

https://x.com/x_cast_x/status/1812820673389338700?s=46 CASTSTATION DROPPED

channel (@x_cast_x) on X

なんかDMでラーメンのオーダーみたいなのが来ました

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 12:05 PM

[warm zenith]

why is miku so tall

[viral cape]

advertising customer enquiry team job for the bus company inside the bus is funny to me idk how to explain it

[spring trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET0Jy_hS8zc

[fallow pawn]

why mention this

i wasnt talking about that

[spring trellis]

nah it's not a job ad

[warm zenith]

this is so american to attack public workers

[winter girder]

Because the developers have different opinions and designs on rounded corners???

[mental oxide]

i could send something but it'd be slighty suggestive (no it's not Rabbit Hole)

[viral cape]

3 minutes????????

[warm zenith]

just send it to my dms

[spring trellis]

gigachad driver for cutting the engine

[fallow pawn]

what are you even trying to prove lol you showed something irrelevant

[spring trellis]

for context he was irritated that he wouldn't let a passenger ride for free

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn the file transfer dont work riht

[rapid aurora]

a mf on tiktok called Nintendo switch lite by Nintendo switch light

[sudden sun]

:c

[fallow pawn]

why nott

[sudden sun]

idk

[viral cape]

How is this product even being sold

[spring trellis]

yeah it was quite intense

[warm zenith]

that reminds me how's the taxi in the us

[fickle cosmos]

It's light

[spring trellis]

legendary bus operator though LOL

[rapid aurora]

why do people prefer Nintendo switch than any other console in the first place

[spring trellis]

all of the drivers are extremely chill

"THANK U BUDDE"
- rail replacement driver to me

[viral cape]

nintendo

[rapid aurora]

Blake whenever I see your pfp I just think about giving you headpats

[winter girder]

I'm so confused. You showed a screenshot of my one handed mode corner that doesn't match with my dynamic spot corner? Corners depend from developer to developer

[fallow pawn]

[viral cape]

exclusive games

[fickle cosmos]

You should fr

[fickle cosmos]

:3

[warm zenith]

i think it's because they aren't held at gunpoint by the government

[fallow pawn]

I said... continuous corners, thats not referring to your one handed mode lol

[warm zenith]

that reminds me we have very weird rules for applying to be a bus/tram driver and a subway conductor

[jolly temple]

believe i wanna play the polychromes

[warm zenith]

for the former two you have to be 21 or above

for the latter you can go on as soon as you're 18

[spring trellis]

bus door failure

[fallow pawn]

so sexy

[fickle cosmos]

Door issue

[warm zenith]

saint petersburg recently got new subway trains and their doors keep failing

[spring trellis]

worked as soon as he turned off the engine at 0:40

[winter girder]

Yeah, the developer of dynamic spot didn't want a specific design

[spring trellis]

the amount of random bus videos stored on my phone is insane

look at how the chairs rattle

[fallow pawn]

i dont think you even understand what I meant in the first place

[viral cape]

how old is that bus

[spring trellis]

12/2003

[fallow pawn]

android doesnt have continuous corners

[spring trellis]

now retired

[winter girder]

I probs didn't, I haven't slept

[warm zenith]

why do they rattle

[fallow pawn]

I wish it did

[spring trellis]

very very lightweight body

[dense phoenix]

how do you know

is it just tge first time you went on it or is it written somewhere

[warm zenith]

i'd dump all my subway info but there's so much to say it would be a 4 page essay and also all my image file names are in russian and idk if the automod checks for that

[spring trellis]

i have a list of most buses in my city

[viral cape]

hot take

[spring trellis]

rattliest thing ever

[jaunty trellis]

what the fuck

[rapid aurora]

those seats I see them everywhere

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn

[rapid aurora]

💺

[viral cape]

gtfs-realtime is a fucking stupid piece of shit

[viral cape]

realtime (as in, snapshot of data, compared to static timetables)

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow me when I GET you

[viral cape]

where streaming feed of vehicle data

[fickle cosmos]

What even are continuous corners

[void ivy]

mastercard

[mental oxide]

why is this a GIF

[fickle cosmos]

That kinda doesn't explain

[dense phoenix]

mastercard ahh image

[sudden sun]

favouriting

[fallow pawn]

no it does

[viral cape]

you earn [nothing] for thinking that

[fickle cosmos]

Not for me 😭

[fallow pawn]

just look at the corners

[viral cape]

[sudden sun]

right one is continuous

[winter girder]

I literally don't see a difference

[fallow pawn]

blind

[mental oxide]

MasterCard

[sudden sun]

blind af

[fallow pawn]

rounded square mastercard

[sudden sun]

fr

[dense phoenix]

cutee

[median owl]

AkiraCard

[mental oxide]

it was supposed to be Vennie K-Angel

turned out fucking MasterCard

[spring trellis]

gearbox sounds very nice

yes i know its a video of a seat i took this video over a year ago

[dense phoenix]

oh!

still cute tho

[spring trellis]

i miss getting this to school 😪

[winter girder]

VennieCard

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun I wish design software had these type of rounded pills

[winter girder]

"Do yall accept VenPay?? 🗣🗣"

[sudden sun]

you mean like apps for designing ui?

[warm zenith]

i'm selling this bus for 15 venbucks i accept cash and venpay

[spring trellis]

my dad gave me $20 today i'll buy it

[fallow pawn]

just in general

[sudden sun]

o

[spring trellis]

if you give me a test drive at least

[spring trellis]

did i mention that i sat in the driver's seat of a bus a little while back

[winter girder]

15 venbucks is equal to 1.5k in USD??

[viral cape]

i miss when school buses werent full of insane kids vaping

[spring trellis]

driver saw me taking photos and said "OI WE NEED TO GET A PHOTO OF YOU IN THE DRIVERS SEAT"

[fallow pawn]

somehow testflight just ignores the existence of any custom corner curve that theyve standardized in other apps

[warm zenith]

that's so cool

[fallow pawn]

looks so jank

[sudden sun]

fr

[jaunty stag]

ios is always aesthetic

[spring trellis]

now there's 2 photos of me wearing a beavis and butthead shirt sitting in the drivers seat

[jaunty stag]

i wish Android would be as well

[warm zenith]

i'd be proud of that

[spring trellis]

i'd find the photos but i cbf getting my SD card

well not of me

of the bus

[fallow pawn]

I think aosp achieves that

[winter girder]

Soon™️

[fallow pawn]

aosp has a lovely aesthetic

[jolly temple]

(my parents

[spring trellis]

so have a stolen googled one instead

[sudden sun]

https://x.com/real_hotaru/status/1812693729054007624?s=46 @fallow pawn

唯我独尊・宮内蛍 (@real_hotaru) on X

Goodnight

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 3:40 AM

[winter girder]

I want to make a Gentoo type Android ROM

[jaunty stag]

soon as in 20 years

[fallow pawn]

idk what thus means

[magic dune]

if and when i get file perms i will post a 500MB file consisting entirely of As

[spring trellis]

i also now have a bus youtube channel

sounds dumb ik LOL

[warm zenith]

hold on i wonder if automod checks for file name

[spring trellis]

i just upload recordings on my phone

[warm zenith]

it doesn't 🎉

[jaunty stag]

huge if

[regal socket]

I need fake deafen plugin fr

[warm zenith]

rule 11

[fallow pawn]

your file name is literally -

[warm zenith]

oh what

[unreal siren]

Explode

[fallow pawn]

what is it supposed to check

[jaunty stag]

implode

[warm zenith]

no it's in russian it's just that all the letters got removed except -

[fallow pawn]

why

[regal socket]

wtf is explode

[jaunty stag]

make venbot automatically ban people when you say "fake deafen"

[regal socket]

idk

LMFAO

[warm zenith]

ok that means i can share this image now

[unreal siren]

Rule 11

[regal socket]

I hate yall

[jaunty stag]

We hate you too

[unreal siren]

We hate stalkers

[fallow pawn]

fake deafen one of those creep plugins

[regal socket]

Ahhhhhh

[regal socket]

I love stalking

[spring trellis]

certain member of staff in rjb thought i was using a message logger today because he saw the summaries button in a search screenshot

[viral cape]

We aren't stopping you from stealing badly written BD code and porting it just so you can be edgy in random discord servers

[jaunty stag]

"i love listening on conversations I'm not supposed to listen to"

[winter girder]

@spring trellis

[viral cape]

discord moderators are scared when you use clientside stuff compared to their mod bot doing the exact same thing but worse

[spring trellis]

hi

[unreal siren]

i fuckign read this as DevilBro, kill me

[winter girder]

@spring trellis

[spring trellis]

hi

[magic dune]

new plugin idea: FakeUndeafen, you appear undeafened to everyone but in reality you can't hear anyone

[winter girder]

:3

[spring trellis]

wsg

[fallow pawn]

fun fact: they have a logging server which mirrors the entire server using webhooks

[viral cape]

what server

[jaunty stag]

@sly spear will create

[winter girder]

Guys I think I have POTs

[spring trellis]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[fallow pawn]

a discord one

[spring trellis]

keviin's evil feature

[grand crypt]

idk what that is but cool!

[spring trellis]

i'm not even there much anymore fr

[grand crypt]

or not

[viral cape]

yes but which server is "rjb"

[warm zenith]

new plugin idea: messagelogger but it only logs messages that aren't deleted or edited

[spring trellis]

i have better things to do

[jaunty stag]

@jolly temple explode

[fallow pawn]

r/jailbreak.

[spring trellis]

dwdw

[viral cape]

ah

how ironic

[warm zenith]

new plugin . mono microphone

[grand crypt]

a fullstop for what reason???

[regal socket]

What are other creepy plugins 🤨

There’s more

I need to know fr

[viral cape]

The one where it sends your token to everyone in your friends list

[unreal siren]

Zero Microphone

[regal socket]

LMFAO

W plugin tbh

[winter girder]

Whenever I stand up fast or from when sitting for so long my vision turns black and I feel like im bout to pass out

[jaunty stag]

Did you know about the plugin which deletes your discord account

[viral cape]

how ironic it is for a discord server about modding software to be upset that someone is modding software

[spring trellis]

this bus hasn’t been cleaned for 2 years but enjoy the sounds

[spring trellis]

they only really care if you're using a logger

[viral cape]

many users here accidentally sent their token and/or bot token

[viral cape]

why though

[fallow pawn]

yeah but eh its just a single rule
i mean just dont post screenshots of it lol

[regal socket]

Lmfao wild

[jolly temple]

@dire bison hai

[fallow pawn]

and you're fine

[warm zenith]

here in moscow everything is so well kempt i think if a nyc person came to the subway their jaw would drop

[icy grail]

boring

[fallow pawn]

probably the same reason as bd

[regal socket]

Got any creepy plugins allegedly ?

[warm zenith]

doesn't bd act like message loggers are against tos and all that

[spring trellis]

this operator is just GARBAGE

[jaunty stag]

Yes

[spring trellis]

they do train replacement

[warm zenith]

that reminds me

[spring trellis]

their newest bus screams for help bro 😭

[warm zenith]

the nyc subway does nothing except make new trains

[viral cape]

reasonable, until you realise how you said they replicate the entire server with webhooks

[jaunty stag]

Bd staff are a bunch of useless shits (sorry not sorry)

[fallow pawn]

little do they know... their own client mod is too

[warm zenith]

they have a billion stations

[regal socket]

I need FD

I NEED IT

I NEED IT NOW

[viral cape]

I have never used bd

[spring trellis]

idk how this server feels about it but i rarely DM people if i know they use a message logger

[spring trellis]

i did back in 2018. themed it like crazy lmfao

[jaunty stag]

I swear betterdiscord used to have messagelogger but it got removed or smth (unless im tripping)

[regal socket]

wtf

[fallow pawn]

vban 1242120913407971361 skiddy that wants fake deafen (theyre never getting one), also requesting to know other creepy plugins??

[viral cape]

it does they just dont list it on their plugins site

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned burpolar (@regal socket)

[spring trellis]

i used to capitalise messages back then for some reason

[viral cape]

average skid (they will never figure out how to build from source)

[winter girder]

Back when discord wasn't money hungry

[wraith creek]

i have it on my phone (auto caps) but other than that i dont capitalise my messages

[viral cape]

all BD users know how to do is write shit code and install devilbro plugins using Wscript

[spring trellis]

i disabled it on my phone because it's annoying

makes me look weird

[magic dune]

joined 06:41, banned 7:30, didn't even last an hour

[fallow pawn]

only banned them cos they straight up ignored the rule when asked to look at it

[wraith creek]

lmao fair enough

[spring trellis]

"Lol"

like cmon

[viral cape]

back then you could at least dismiss the nitro banner they literally have a "buy your friends nitro NOW" button now

[keen kernel]

1984

[jaunty stag]

i swear devilbro plugins are so overcomplicated

[winter girder]

Just download it smh

[fallow pawn]

FIRE

[viral cape]

devilbro loves hardcoding class names

[spring trellis]

james da king was an irl

haven't talked to him in 5 years

[fallow pawn]

their bot is oss btw if u want to look at it

[spring trellis]

used to play roblox jailbreak with him all the time LOL

[wraith creek]

they do

its so annoying

[fallow pawn]

lovely server mirroring

[spring trellis]

@warm zenith listen to this engine

[wraith creek]

loud as shit bus

[fallow pawn]

kinda fire though

[wraith creek]

fire bus tho

[jaunty stag]

burn the bus

[spring trellis]

oh if you want a fire bus i have the perfect recording for you

[fallow pawn]

but holy shit does it slow the bot down a fuck ton

[wraith creek]

😭

[warm zenith]

that sounds so good

[winter girder]

I have your IP!
Home address too!
Your government file says alot about you!!!

[spring trellis]

yeah but the idle is awful

they should never sound like that

[jaunty stag]

oh no

[warm zenith]

how come

sounds fine to me

[wraith creek]

oh no

[jaunty stag]

but before reporting me you should come visit me

[wraith creek]

anyways

[spring trellis]

it shouldn't be banging like that

[warm zenith]

i think that's what all engines do to be honest

[winter girder]

I'll eat your walls

[wraith creek]

what

[jaunty stag]

please dont

[wraith creek]

do not eat walls

[warm zenith]

but also i haven't heard a huge engine especially of a bus like that in so long since we got all our buses replaced with electric ones

[jaunty stag]

I need those

[wraith creek]

walls are bad for your health

[warm zenith]

they're quiet comfy don't vibrate and all that

[jolly temple]

bus service

[wraith creek]

not speaking from experience ofc

[spring trellis]

i have nothing to compare it with rn but other buses of the same model sound much healthier

[wraith creek]

true!!

[jaunty stag]

I dont have cardboard walls like america

[fallow pawn]

kevin learning from worf

[wraith creek]

same

[icy grail]

I am in your walls

[graceful radish]

benkord

[wraith creek]

respectfully

get out my walls

[winter girder]

@icy grail

[spring trellis]

hello video upload pls

[jaunty stag]

I need the "where are you pookie" video where someone destroys their walls

[icy grail]

where do I put them afterwards

[spring trellis]

nvm

[spring trellis]

this is louder than the max volume of any speaker you have

[icy grail]

meow?

[fallow pawn]

why is it a single pixel

[winter girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/958778704123822110/ezgif-2-ab90b144fa.gif

[spring trellis]

so it's less than 500mb

[wraith creek]

i dont know

😔

just dont eat them

[spring trellis]

freeway at 0:45 btw

[jaunty stag]

wait that's a video?

[icy grail]

yummy

[spring trellis]

100km/h on that thing was insane

[jaunty stag]

it looks like a dot to me

[spring trellis]

it was one then i just cropped it to 2x2

otherwise it'd take like 2 minutes to upload

[jaunty stag]

just upload it to YouTube good damn

god*

[magic dune]

i set my system to max volume set my speakers to max and it felt like i was actually on the bus

[spring trellis]

it is on youtube but posting that would be self promotion 😤

[jaunty stag]

Why does autocorrect autocorrect god to good

[winter girder]

Jwjwjwjwjwjwjwjwjwjwjwjjwjwjwjwjwj

[icy grail]

autocorrect is an atheist

[fallow pawn]

pressed space 2 times

[winter girder]

For me it autocorrects to God

[jaunty stag]

shouldn't have bought a huawei

[icy grail]

what if y'all just turned off autocorrect

[spring trellis]

very spacious ex-airport bus that totally doesn’t have an air leak every time it’s stopped

[icy grail]

shrimple

[fallow pawn]

rip my grammar

[jaunty stag]

It's useful

[spring trellis]

the messages i type without autocorrect could be considered its own language

[jaunty stag]

My fibers too fat to type

[magic dune]

it does more good than harm but lord it does a lot of harm

[fallow pawn]

lmaooo

[jaunty stag]

Fingers

[winter girder]

Looks like a horror movie

[icy grail]

I just swipe, good enough

[fallow pawn]

swipe too slow

[icy grail]

nah

[fallow pawn]

also lmao

[icy grail]

return?

[rapid aurora]

meow guys

[fallow pawn]

yes I love the debugging window being in the way

[winter girder]

Apple GPU

[spring trellis]

100-0, gave me actual ASMR

built 1999 btw

[magic dune]

mangohud in the way

[rapid aurora]

wait y'all still talk about buses?

[warm zenith]

mudfoot not sure what to compare it to but here the most memorable and recognizable sound of the transport is one of the subway trains' high pitched electric buzz that's the auxiliary power supply

[spring trellis]

only cuz of me LOL

[warm zenith]

it would kill your ears but it's so iconic that nobody really cares and likes the sound

[spring trellis]

most drivers hate the loud buses that i post

and i would too

[fallow pawn]

bus talk is better than any other conversation here

[warm zenith]

true !

[spring trellis]

sure they sound nice but it's like setting your fav song as an alarm- you get sick of it

[warm zenith]

most subway conductors are actually subway fans as kids nowadays i think

[spring trellis]

then we have some of the less smart bus community members who say "BUSES SHOULD BE BUILT TO SOUND NICE"

[winter girder]

Ggggggy 9th u u to uno 8th to up up ok Pinon k

[warm zenith]

i mean a fraction of them are so i don't think the classic ear piercing buzz of the train ever bothers them

that reminds me

that train is going to be gone soon

[burnt maple]

vitamin d

[jolly temple]

reacting you enjoy your computer doing. the default to eat your keycaps bestie

[jaunty stag]

Dumbass opinion, a bus should transport people not "sound good"

[spring trellis]

i know a couple future train drivers

[warm zenith]

it was like, the late 70s or the early 80s i don't remember and their lifespan is about 40 years without maintenance

[magic dune]

has kevin ever called kevin god

[fallow pawn]

lily

[jaunty stag]

all hail kevin

[winter girder]

Dumbass opinion, a bus should run into a wall not "operate correctly"

[fallow pawn]

kevins pronouns is kevin

[magic dune]

corrected

[warm zenith]

we as a society should strive to take away people's cars

[jaunty stag]

wtf

[warm zenith]

mudfoot do you want to listen to the buzz it'll just take me a bit

[spring trellis]

yeah sure

[warm zenith]

since we're talking about sound anyway

okay hold on

[spring trellis]

our older trains sound really nice

[fallow pawn]

ngl I kinda lean more into the transport than the sound but if the bus is quiet then i would prefer that over something loud as fuck

[warm zenith]

our electric buses are really quiet and really comfortable and i'm not gonna stop saying that

especially after i psoted that photo of the bus with a fully black back panel

[jaunty stag]

They're either mentally insane or just stupid

[fallow pawn]

we need a bus with comfort and able to produce minimal noise !!!

[jaunty stag]

yop

[warm zenith]

okay the buzz just pierced my ears

[jaunty stag]

ion wanna get woken up by some random ass bus at 7 am in the city

[spring trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWmSt8v2vaU not too loud, not too quiet, nice seats

[fallow pawn]

yooo macos ventura

[spring trellis]

i made a meme about that

idk where it went

ventura's the company in my area thankfully

[jaunty stag]

its funny how most german transportation stuff uses windows xp or windows 7

[fallow pawn]

isnt that like most of the world

[spring trellis]

better than ATMs using it

[fallow pawn]

why upgrade stuff when it already works, its just more costly

[warm zenith]

i'm installing bonzi buddy

@spring trellis kind of loud though

[spring trellis]

my fediverse fame is slowly but surely increasing

[spring trellis]

wtf

how

[frail lichen]

not funny if you live here, they are just annoyingly slow 😭

[jaunty stag]

You're not gonna believe this..

[warm zenith]

you can hear likea billion different buzzes because each car is producing its own buzz

[spring trellis]

yeeeep

[warm zenith]

because greatest soviet engineering

i don't even know what the power supply is actually needed for besides the lighting

[jaunty stag]

Bus driving in Berlin is the worst

I do not recommend

[fallow pawn]

link

[spring trellis]

another good one

https://fedi.worf.win/worf

[frail lichen]

not just in Berlin, in Germany in general. My bus today was 30 mins late

[spring trellis]

https://justsome.photos/worf for photos

[fallow pawn]

I do want to be active on some twitter-like app (or even twitter) but man

I dont like my current twitter acc

[jaunty stag]

We got like 2-3 minute intervals lol, rate for one to be late

[spring trellis]

i only use twitter to find memes now

[jaunty stag]

Rare*

[warm zenith]

so what do you think of it

[spring trellis]

i like it

[frail lichen]

lucky

[spring trellis]

guess what the beeping is lol

[spring trellis]

sounds like something a commuter would just get used to

[rapid aurora]

my little sister was scared this morning and hugged me while she was asleep
Idk what to say

[warm zenith]

oh that reminds me the newer trains have really nice beeping when the doors are closing because just like the turnstiles the older train doors would kill you

[spring trellis]

just wait until you see haunted rome rail doors

let me find a video

i had a good one

[warm zenith]

the train announcements announce when the doors are closing for a reason otherwise it would kill someone

[somber leaf]

You’re a good brother ig? What is there to say

[warm zenith]

that's actually funny because on the newer trains the light turns red when they're about to start closing and flash red and beep when they are closing and people run into the doors right as they're about to close for some reason

2 people can enter the train but the second you close the doors a horde runs into it

[jolly temple]

💉

[spring trellis]

https://fixupx.com/declanmartin75/status/1582991557212639235

[somber leaf]

Are yall talking about public transportation?

[spring trellis]

perhaps

[warm zenith]

oh yeah it was kind of like that

perhaps

[fallow pawn]

its so violent

[spring trellis]

i have a friend who will waffle about lifts for hours

[warm zenith]

i waffle about the subway for hours don't worry

[spring trellis]

scary asf

[median owl]

How long have y'all been talking about busses wtf

[somber leaf]

I’m sorry my car driving gas guzzling American mine cannot comprehend

[frail lichen]

holy shit

[warm zenith]

i killed one person by blasting them with my subway knowledge

[rapid aurora]

sidhdievjasvjdvd

[warm zenith]

may they rest in peace

all the doors in the subways actually have DO NOT LEAN on them it's so iconic that our subway system has a merch website with some stuff on it having the same decal as they put on doors

except it's kind of complex because the word for lean that they use could also be used as a word for touch so it makes more sense to put on a hoodie

[fallow pawn]

wish there were better public transport in the us

[harsh minnow]

not really

[warm zenith]

we also have traffic lights on our trains

[harsh minnow]

it's good here

[jaunty trellis]

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/lean-codeine-promethazine-sprite-gif-5718593

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow u should show me around germany

[warm zenith]

what

[spring trellis]

"is this meant to be open mate?"
"YUP"

[fallow pawn]

[light cedar]

lean

xd

[warm zenith]

ashley go to sleep

[eager bison]

Watts dogs 2?

[light cedar]

it's 3pm

[harsh minnow]

why the hell is the door open

[warm zenith]

yeah ubt i think you should sleep anyway

THAT REMINDS ME

[proper osprey]

Hi

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-dogs2-watch-dogs-watch-dogs-legion-watch-dogs-wrench-watch-dogs2wrench-gif-17916346

[swift mauve]

`SO CUTE

[warm zenith]

there's a few videos of the trains in the subway not having their doors closed

[fallow pawn]

if u decide to get off without waiting for it to stop

[eager bison]

Yessss

[warm zenith]

which is kinda weird because we have a bunch of measures against that

[spring trellis]

some drivers just don't care

it's funny

[warm zenith]

from mirrors to like, 3 lamps in the conductor's cabin

[harsh minnow]

is that in burger land?

[fallow pawn]

safety number one priority clearly

[spring trellis]

i had someone driving with both doors open blasting american patriotic music

[spring trellis]

australia

[harsh minnow]

REAL

[jaunty trellis]

public transport here is really good

[spring trellis]

flooring it in the carpark

[eager bison]

Brazil?

[spring trellis]

actually i have a video of that

sec

[harsh minnow]

PART OF MY AMERICAN FREEDOM IS BEING ABLE TO DECIDE WHETHER I WANT TO CLOSE THE DOOR OR NOT RAAAAAAAAH 🦅 🍔 🇺🇸 🗽

[fallow pawn]

YESS QUEEN

[warm zenith]

i think the way doors work in the subway is that the train just doesn't go forward if the doors are opened

[spring trellis]

oh he wasn't driving with the doors open in this one but he was still flooring it in a carpark

[harsh minnow]

oh

[mental oxide]

@harsh minnow

[spring trellis]

and blasting music but it wasn't american patriotic music

[harsh minnow]

it wouldn't be legal for a bus to drive with open door here

[eager bison]

Olha sei fala e inglês mas prefiro portugues

[frail lichen]

but not the public transport

[spring trellis]

the driver is absolutely hilarious

[winter girder]

the javascript root folder bloat is getting too real 💔

[warm zenith]

the left are taking away bus drivers' freedom to drive with an open door

🙄

[harsh minnow]

yes public transport

[eager bison]

Eo pai mesmo?

[jolly temple]

am fine opti

[spring trellis]

"YO!!! I WAS BOUTTA SHUT THE DOOR TIL I HIT YO HEAD!!!!!"
"NO NEED NO TICKET OR NOTHIN"

[warm zenith]

where lights

[mental oxide]

hi vee

[eager bison]

@jolly temple ap?

[spring trellis]

turned off for some reason

[fallow pawn]

riding alone with just the driver in a bus sounds pretty awesome

[frail lichen]

_ _

[fallow pawn]

when are we getting self driving busses

[eager bison]

@fallow pawn @fallow pawn @fallow pawn @fallow pawn

[harsh minnow]

how

[spring trellis]

i've sat in buses waiting for their next service alone with the driver

[harsh minnow]

the UBahn is peak

[frail lichen]

idk

[spring trellis]

they offer it after i talk to them enough

[fallow pawn]

?

[mental oxide]

Aiobahn

[frail lichen]

wenn die mal nicht streiken

[mental oxide]

INTERNET YAMERO

[harsh minnow]

vban @eager bison either troll or really weird

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned g4xblox (@eager bison)

[proud hound]

[fallow pawn]

what they say

brain too slow

[spring trellis]

explosive unreliable but nice sounding bus

[harsh minnow]

idk

[fallow pawn]

oh okay

[harsh minnow]

he's been randomly pinging people since yesterday

[harsh minnow]

why are u there

[light cedar]

wrench the bi goat

[spring trellis]

there aren't laws stopping it but policies of most bus companies don't allow it

and most bus bodybuilders have interlocks as a standard

[harsh minnow]

traffic laws shouldn't allow it

here they don't

[fallow pawn]

i hope i never end up in an over crowded bus

[light cedar]

THE ZUSAMMENFASSUNGEN

[warm zenith]

i don't speak german

[mental oxide]

what if a train went fullspeed and the doors opened

[harsh minnow]

it's fairly common

[winter girder]

this message broke my message logger

[stiff saffron]

can i ask? what is this server for?

[spring trellis]

the owner of one bus company drove a brand new volgren bus back to the factory and demanded they "fix the doors". they refused, so he went and bought an entirely different bus body from that point 😭

[fallow pawn]

🥺

[light cedar]

then why is the screenshot german

[fallow pawn]

busses

[stiff saffron]

ims erious

serious*

[warm zenith]

because my discord is in german

[light cedar]

betterdiscord

[fallow pawn]

discord client mod support server

[spring trellis]

because they didn't need convincing to remove the door interlocks

[harsh minnow]

yeah we talk about busses and trains here

[stiff saffron]

alr

[warm zenith]

talking about trains

[light cedar]

why is it in german if you dont speak german

[harsh minnow]

please follow the discord tos

[mental oxide]

what about trams

[warm zenith]

trams are also awesome

[light cedar]

I refuse

[warm zenith]

at best luna

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/betterdiscord-discord-devilbro-meme-memes-gif-26246449

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-discord-mod-gif-meme-gif-18313379233532818658

[icy grail]

banished from existence

[spring trellis]

door interlocks are very frowned upon here

[warm zenith]

check out this bigfoot sighting photo

[harsh minnow]

GO AWAY BYON

[spring trellis]

until a few years ago it was considered acceptable to just drive with the front door open for some fresh air

[fallow pawn]

hop on vencord

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-using-yeah-chok-bar-gif-17948490210683424262

[mental oxide]

why do you have Chocolate Nitro

[warm zenith]

oh i have a fun thing to tell

[spring trellis]

mm?

[warm zenith]

older model

see the door on the front

[spring trellis]

the cab door?

[warm zenith]

the front door

[spring trellis]

some train drivers here have the cab door open for air it's funny asf

[warm zenith]

yes they did that

the newer trains don't have that though

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187850051955998860/1187850115604561930/myhonestreaction-1.mp4?ex=66962b60&is=6694d9e0&hm=f9baa4c38d26ebf5ccdf35f6fa23949469994ac38e39260e3a5fbdfb0ac6155d&

[fallow pawn]

where is MY SEARCH FEATURE omgosh

i dont have

[warm zenith]

so they open the side conductor door instead

[fallow pawn]

gonna cry

[spring trellis]

that's the only door to the cab here

[fallow pawn]

oh

im so sumb

[jolly temple]

no flirting/erp rule the colony

[fallow pawn]

sumb

[warm zenith]

we USED to have front doors but we don't anymore idk why

[fallow pawn]

Dumb

[spring trellis]

one of my best photos

[warm zenith]

i think the newer trains have a front door ish but it's an emergency door and it opens from the top onto the rails so you can't open it for air

[fallow pawn]

2 hours of sleep is getting to me

[fallow pawn]

so wide

[warm zenith]

everything runs on java

[daring cloud]

wide

[mental oxide]

why is my dog giving me side eye

[warm zenith]

nice dog

[daring cloud]

node_modules/ casually being heavier than the sun

[mental oxide]

ty

[harsh minnow]

he knows what you are

[icy grail]

food

[spring trellis]

(different server)

[warm zenith]

anyway i have this fucking image saved and i hate love it

[harsh minnow]

if you think node_modules is heavy you should never try rust

[spring trellis]

the amount of times i've tar backuped by home directory then realised i never deleted node_modules

[fallow pawn]

whats your favorite bus

[spring trellis]

hard choice

[harsh minnow]

average rust project folder is >1gb

[mental oxide]

and i know what YOU are

[daring cloud]

same but with target/

[mental oxide]

[warm zenith]

you're so nice

the removal of the front door has had a negative impact on the post soviet economy

[daring cloud]

i wonder if I could make cargo use the store

[harsh minnow]

if you use pnpm it's easy not to

cause its all central in store

[grizzled reef]

meow

[fallow pawn]

I remember when people bundled old palera1n and they zipped up the project including the git folder so if was like 2gbs in size

[spring trellis]

i don't even code

[icy grail]

the one that gets me to where I wanna go

[spring trellis]

HAHAHAHA

[daring cloud]

can I keep it in the other store

[daring cloud]

my code is distributed by downloading 120 git bundles

[spring trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bpltly4Weo&t=25s i'd say this. they NEVER die

and some (like this one) sound great

[warm zenith]

i love it when buses turn

[spring trellis]

lol

[spring trellis]

yeah the turn at the start of the vid is really nice

[warm zenith]

there's a video of like 50 military men jumping over the turnstiles in the subway that was filmed on a brick so the video's quality is below 144p

and the music that plays that i mentioned before stacks like 200 times so it becomes louder than anything else in the video

[dense phoenix]

"rust is a really high level language" mfw it doesnt have implementations for basic stuff like async

[harsh minnow]

how is the .git folder so massive

did u guys push binaries to git?

[fallow pawn]

yes..

[harsh minnow]

well you add it via a crate

[spring trellis]

in terms of sound? this

[fallow pawn]

including entire binpacks

[dense phoenix]

yeah that's the joke

[harsh minnow]

which is kinda cool tbf cause u can make ur own async implementation

[mental oxide]

if hole.rabbit.tech exists hole.rabbit.miku should too

[fallow pawn]

it was massive, thankfully that's abandoned now

[harsh minnow]

WHY DID U DO THAT

did u guys never hear about github releases

[spring trellis]

oh god

[somber leaf]

The biggest downfall of rust is lack of support for shared libraries

[fallow pawn]

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THAT WAS NEBULA WITH THEIR BASH SCRIPT

[harsh minnow]

lmaoooo

[mental oxide]

[winter girder]

fuck you.

[harsh minnow]

at that point u gotta prune git history

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow https://github.com/palera1n/palera1n/tree/legacy

[somber leaf]

Rust users when they have to use the C ELF format

[dense phoenix]

i love editing git history they should make it easier

[somber leaf]

It’s hard on purpose

(Skill issue if you need to use it)

[fallow pawn]

the binaries were other programs

[spring trellis]

my interest in programming didn't last too long

barely even learned python

[jolly temple]

(my parents if 5 people play cs2 and had trolleybuses compared to all ai

[viral cape]

kevin lives in melbourne

[jaunty stag]

so true

[warm zenith]

mudfoot what have we done

[spring trellis]

we ruined kevin

[icy grail]

I love git-blame-someone-else

[warm zenith]

quick drop a 2 page essay on buses so that all kevin will ever be able to say is about buses

[viral cape]

i love commiting submodules to wrong branch

[harsh minnow]

that's why it went away

[dense phoenix]

i think i hit kevin with a baseball bat too many times

[harsh minnow]

python so bad

[fallow pawn]

we thought about purging gh history a bit ago

but we got lazy and never did it

[spring trellis]

lately i've been sending a nichijou edit when people get mad at me

[harsh minnow]

wait so you're still using the same repo??

[burnt maple]

samama

[harsh minnow]

you love cloning the repo taking two hours

[mental oxide]

hai cta

[fallow pawn]

it takes like 3 minutes dw

[spring trellis]

new cat btw

[winter girder]

wdym react......