#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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yeah
i am chronically on youtube shorts
majority is tech stuff but these random things are kinda funny
now ur sending normie memes
Rosie do you know shawty
vmink
i’m not gonna lie sammy i’ve lost my touch it’s so over for me
@fallow drum im so done with you, im sentencing you to not being able to eat glue anymore
@fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum
@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum@fallow drum
man
LMAO
ewwwww....
yes
what happens if you install from vencord.app
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
is it sophisticated malware or is it just a bitcoin miner
what the fuck
ew
I can hear the voice crack from here
that’s so real of him i am his #1 fan now

v+ regular 779046790636765234
Matt Watson from the hit YouTube channel supermega?
who is this
It’s me
i disapprove of whoever it is
Its @bold adder
i have the final say
weren't u the one who said something
girl who is that
misogynistic
No?
someones whos been here girl
girl who are you
if you’re talking about me then yeah definitely
i don’t remember when but i did
girl u regulared some dude with 30 messages the other day pipe down @fallow drum
you string joined the pentagon
oh nvm i remember now
can I have rights
i would like to

turns out he’s still a super chill guy i’m just always right
give failtester my rights
@paper gate you should make a discord account or server for minky

i wanna eat this glue
are they sane
richard is cool
one more person says they should get regulars they will get needy role and brain rot role

would be fire
😭
give failtester rights
what does brainrot role do
my nickname is so funny because nobody else out their country flag into their nickname but me
i should get regulars role
no more talking
v+ regular 604867037235511297
oh
<redacted>
these people are chill
🤤
he goes aginst my
anyway
yeah he’s pretty cool but there’s like 20 people here who have been saying to give him regulars since he joined they’re so insane
failtester alts probably

Takes away your image perms and whatever else makes regulars/image perms roles special
yall
oh
you have the try the pen gear purple glue stick
nobody talks in regulars anymore anyways because it’s way more insane than this chat
no
fell off so hard
nvm this shit is nasty
your name is pure normie brain rot, uou got america, macos 14.5 (sonoma), apple logo, and dont forget the fact u send yt shorts
nuh uh
vee literally said to put flags into nickname???
@fallow pawn how normie am I pls rate
ill put my flag hold on
and i’ve been macos for like months now
thoughts on my country
do you forgive me @fallow pawn
no bitch
be nice to me i’m a sensitive girl

nop
10/10 huge normie
i will cry
hek yeah
How cool am I pls rate 😎
okayyy
0/10
don cry
Uncool
being normie is cool u get to be on the winning side of the election /s


@fallow drum theh did it lmao
Immediately saved that picture
is this image real? did he do this?
amazing achievement so glad trump has saved us finally
gyatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Sorry i lied. You're kinda cool
he got like such a good photoshoot out of that shoot
MISTESR PRESIDENT GET DOWN THE DRAGONS BREATH
he seemed proud of it at the end of it
ironically putting his arm up
what was his goal
probs didnt even get shot
"i survived"
lol
"hurry up!!! put the fake blood on quick!!"
sob
🙂
to show people he’s like some mega alpha male who is suppressed so hard by the people even though the shooter was probably hired my trump 
i wouldnt go that far into thinking its fake
don't you guys think it's weird that this happened right after the epstein thing
bc other people were injured (or so thats what ive heard)
how would someone get a gun into a place near the president
well i mean the epstein thing was a while ago but i mean the release of the documents
nah he did get shot and the shooter was literally beat to death by the secret service for some reason
"for some reason"
Idk why reading that made me laugh
apparently they just don’t take people alive or something
starting to port 22
why would they do this /j
😭
wait how can you miss a shot
the shooter wasn't beat to death, i think they kts
I probably shouldntve laughed at that
i guess depending on the firearm long range cant always be super accurate
nah the secret service said they “neutralized the threat”
it all seems kinda fishy anyway
why wouldnt the shooter have just kept shooting tho
bambik
chances of a shot that is very easy to make to just graze the ear is a long shot
get it
long
shot
i’m so funny guys
real does this work in mac
wait there was this insane reddit thread i found
he is a media person he knows exactly what to do
the distance is the standard distance to pass basic training in the US army lmao
it’s not a hard distance to shoot from and bro had a sniper
i didnt think of that tbh
to graduate from basic training you need just a regular auto gun
failed assassination attempt + this picture of him with his fist up with blood on his face under the us flag = guaranteed election victory
literally its joever
this election is decided
so true bestie
yeah 😭
it is what it is
the world*
it makes sense because trump obviously knew he was gonna lose lmao
honestly if i were him i would literally do the same thing
it’s such a sure way to win
it's all faked he was never shot at . it was actually a very small homunculus creature that crawled up onto his shoulder while he was speaking and took a bite out of the ear, many such cases
idk since the (and including the) debate biden fucked up a lot looking like a senile grandpa
he introduced zelensky as putin
and kamala harris as trump
like what
vice president trump 🔥
good news, i managed to install linux
bad news, i ended up somehow deleting my windows partition its joever
it’s not deleted it’s just not there you have to fix it
but if you’re new to linux not worth the trouble lmao
lmao
horror
just reinstall and don’t dual boot because one of the systems will take over the other eventually
if it's not already written ovver u could try testdisk & photorec
sadly
( i don't know much about data recovery )
i dont think recovery will help lol
realistically though i think everyone wants an old guy who does nothing rather than another old guy who is going to make the US so much worse with zero rights lmao
even Windows recovery partition is gone
SO TRUR
best experience
vmink
Me rn
another 20 milllion to israel or another 20 million to israel + no women's rights make your choice beloved american citizen
biden legit does nothing and if you want any real change then local elections are the way to go
come kevin wanna update the accent :aware:
deploy
:aware:
Kevin with an accent would be horror
i didn’t
Me neither.
there’s never any news
agreed
is it dual booting if you have a separate windows drive and separate linux drive and if not what is it called just being stupid?
Media lies to you 🔥 🔥 🗣️🗣️🗣️
i wanted to watch some other news today
It is still called dualboot
the world has been the same since we won the war back in 1945 alongside the allied forces 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
You boot two OS
the only real news is FOX NEWS and not the weird conglomerate but I mean news about FOXES
foxes 🔥
i thought so but i get confused bc it seems to go without saying that when someone talks about dualbooting they're talking about one singular drive with separate partitions
unless stated otherwise
still dual boot but without dual boot issues
@fallow drum have you ever dualbooted an iphone before
no…..
gweh
COME ON, DEPLOY ALREADY
@fallow pawn i am just a regular girl with no nerdy tendencies i am just a stupid girl
i NEED more ssds i NEED them i NEED them
im the only iphone nerd in this server I fear
I just have the just and necessary
i actually don't know if i have any more m2 slots free
rosie
which one
well actually idk she’s just a regular nerd i think
2 SSDs, one for Windows, the other one for osu
WAIT
enmity rosie
The rest is HDD
tasty kioxia enterprise grade 64tb nvme ssds
i have a sata ssd in an old laptop somewehre i forgot
wel all of them are in enmity but ykyk
i can't stop winning
xd
i'm genuinely going to triple boot i think it'd be funny
install macos on iphone @fallow pawn
No no you have it all wrong
the guy who tried shooting trump was on a roof with a rifle
Dual boot ChromeOS and android on an iPhone
I have done this before
i still think the homunculus theory should be looked inot
iphones do not have unlockable bootloader, so this will more likely be android + ios dualboot on android phone
yes at a distance in which it is actually impossible to miss and especially impossible to graze his ear
he shot 5 times too
and none of them hit trump??
i furrowed my brow
it's possible he wasn't actually trying to hit him
wtf is happening there how did you manage that
wait until they raid the guys house and it’s literally confederate flags and trump 2024 posters

It was me.
using
some people are terrible shooters
they're gonna raid his house and it's gonna be full of pronouns and beer cans with pride flags on them
based
you suck
that too
im pretty sure it had a scope
it did yeah
idk I dont have enough information
My bad people
well actually
300 feet is enough for wind to be in effect
we dont know if it only hit trumps ear
i don't know shooting at a distance is pretty hard i played all ghillied up i'm practically a professional
ipados on an iphone
as somebody had mentioned, it’s the standard range the US army has to pass through basic training but that is done with an automatic without a scope
From the looks of it, it probably hit someone else
Damn...
they could just have reported it was his ear but could have hit something else
I'm pretty sure the guy who tried to assassinate trump got killed by the ss
I remember when i got my linux distro running in my iphone 7
he did yeah
by the who
I didn't miss. I wanted to kill my biggest enemy who was near Trump and I did
the secret service
by the who
also
GOOD POINT
friendly fire
who
apparently someone on the ss pointed out there was a guy with a gun and didn't do anything for several minutes
we don't use that initialism sir
awesome secret service lmao
news isnt real
USSS
don't spell secret service as ss worst mistake of my life
Don't face reveal me like that man
the WHAT?? theyre BACK??? i thought they all died?????? please tell me this is false information.
SS = ScreenShot
they prob had a protocal they had to run that delayed that but still
time meachine
SS = DMC style rank

why do you think nasa hired all of those guys
who gave the nazi ss a time machine 🤮 absolutely abhorrent behaviour who did this
my bad
“The former president said in a statement that “It is incredible that such an act can take place in our country."” 😭
trump so insane
dr pepper
LMFAO
every since rally trump has he speaks about how guns should be a basic right
More registered guns than people
he acting like shootouts and murder doesn't happen everyday
kid named country with most gun violence targetting civilians:
me when the leopard eats my face
the 2nd amendment sadly
What does that say
something about owning bear arms?
it says guns are cool
soemthing something rights to bear arms
FREEDOM
i am a dino nugget
What happened to your father?
it says guns are cool and awesomme and manly too and you should buy one
aka America freedom bald eagle bear
word for word it says this
long story
Mario and Luigi decide to try something new
i eated him
not at all 
:c
The Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms.
i keep reading bear arms as bear arms
bear 🐻 arms

yes !!! i love those things
i can't bare arms
What the fuck is a kilometer
What the fuck is a kilometer sound
What the fuck is a kilometer sound effect
What the fuck is a kilometer sfx
What the fuck is a kilometer meme
What the fuck is a kilometer usa eagle freedom meme sound effect sfx
What the fuck is a kilometer original sound
Of course autoplay sends me to Bon Jovi
congrats u made a bot and made an alt use a command
very proud of your achievements, now be on your way to collect every discord badge as a cool useless status symbol
Lmao
you dont even need a alt
They look cool + u dont need an alt now
i must have outdated info
americans are nice to being german the rest of selling the prettiest
WHTA
Yop
Real
idk I havent looked at it ever since it released
Lmao
beer and pretzel
hides
no….
Next badge Complete a quest
german is if americans were whiter
and if they talked funny
istg if this doesn't deploy in less 40 minutes
crfommaskm erlk meow
meow
So true
meow
Gi ve me money
is pop os your first distro
because whoever told you to use it lied to you

hop on linux mint or something
ubuntu was my first distro
i can't read linux mint without thinking of mint mobile
Wtf is mint mobile
endeavoros was my first linux distro
ryan reynolds or smth
Where tf i can stream genshin impact GUYS ?
i hate linux mint for this very reason so it’s better to use the best version of linux mint which is linux mint debian edition (faye 6)

it was a phone service that he did advertisements for
Gimme ur @ bbg
and then they sold off to a big phone service company lmao
imdsfk vfdjng og im go bed asdjkajdfjsdfm ji meow
which is kinda funny
gn
they always do
nini
because their whole thing was super cheap prices away from big service providera
i hoeop p you know every time i see ur name i read it as "juh"
Are you specially extra hiper high or are you having a stroke?
There's no inbetween
i dont do drugs nor do i have strokes
woah... can I kiss you
At least take me out for dinner or something..
Better
ew edating
my grandfather had a stroke but that doesnt mean i will have one (his was causeddby smoking)
luckily no one would edate me
How the fuck do you have an edinner
tf
discord call where you chew into the mic asmr style
Oh, so regular vc with the boys
or was it somewhere else
Uruguay
????? WTF
I wish it was spain
I'm coming.
We will have dinner
erm guys im in spain without the s 🤓
I'm waiting.
Your LASR dinner HAHAHAHA.
I'm joking
We will have many more dinners
it will be awesome
Don't get my feels up like that...
frbh
for real be honest
anyone wanna watch me make a status checker for my minecraft server
bro needs to fr get up off his lazy butt and get a job
can’t mooch off you forever
🙄
ill let him live rent free i love him so much
vmink
whenever i sing outloud my cat always just stares at me
this is the reason kids these days are so dang lazy 🙄
Child labor
So based
@glossy eagle this mf forgot how to work with arrays
I PUT 1 INSTEAD OF 0
OKAY
bro fr thought array index 1 was the first array
... We don't talk about that.
you dumbass
Shut up loser
if it was lua it would be ok
YES
Lua
says the one who runs a server with virgins
Ur in vencord u can't talk about virgins
I just typed 1 instead of 0 and didn't notice until I checked why tf didn't things work
Says the one who is a virgin AND is on my server
||(I'm also a virgin)||
i dont have your code idk 😭
how do you know im not a virgin /j
what is this
😭
If you not a virgin being 14 we on some serious problems
you're gonna be a nun
man

male nun
trans nun
I'm not trans
this just proves your lonely tbh
You do not want me to pull up the chat screenshots
still fire after like 700+ times
shhh

what is
you
DO not read vencord chat at 3am
Gone wrong
Deserved
LMAO
pb.avatar easily solves viewicons problem
😭
this lowkey makes sense...
so true
oh hi vee
ca n we make the f slur time out for an hour @fallow pawn
maybe then people will stop saying
hi korisu

real
why ask me

f
Is this the right fuse
f
you’re the boss girl
bambik
queen
slay it 💅
fv hxcgbn

just meowed
sharkey
i love dr pepper
I love money
who are you
😔
why u want mod
i’m mod because i’m just cool or something
to protect and serve!!!
america type sentence
the corrcz sntwr is to cmmiz political violins agains whitname
@safe merlin thank you for your service
ywyw
i’m mod because i get to break every single rule and nobody can complain about it
or something like that idk
was this easxy
service my ass
i’ve actually done quite a bit here since becoming mod though like i’m not just here to tool around lmao
maybe those 35 results are 2000 characters long of mutes and bans

yeah it is
@harsh minnow haiii!!!!!!!! I'm like a really active person and uhhh I want to help out with support since I use Vencord daily!!!!! I love Vencord and I want to protect and serve!!!! Thank you so much girlie <333 
you wouldn’t get it…no access to #ylno-rotaredom
💔
trying too hard
not trying hard enough
people i wouldn’t ban myself because then id be demoted
umm... hey vee!? Like, i really wanna be mod becuz ummmm i want to help out. so like.. can i pretty please become mod??
ask chatgpt @winter girder

i got you
v- janitor @fallow drum
coup d'etat
of course you test it on me
i was gonna test it on you but i didn’t wanna be mean
😭
Hey Vee, I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for creating Vencord. It's such a great place to [verb describing how you use Vencord, e.g., hang out, chat with friends, collaborate on projects]. I've been really enjoying using it and I'm so impressed with how well it's put together.
I'd actually love to get more involved in the community and I was wondering if there are any opportunities to become a mod on the server. I'm really active and I'm always happy to help out in any way I can. I think I could be a great asset to the team!
you’re so real for this
yap ypa yap
😔
ur the only test subject here sorry
not even true we literally have toad
do we press on the image
we're in the same timezone 
all in
I cant trust anything with a spoiler
it’s only a spoiler because femboy thighs
are you also a californian
ofc u would send those weirdo
mo
W
maaaan
im an L tho
what kind of pepper
i hope it’s a carolina reaper
dr
LOL
not a dr pepper
i ate water
@winter girder
sammy somehow ate a whole dr pepper
I need water now
we’re sworn enemies @fallow pawn
btw water makes spicy things more spicy you need dairy like milk!!!!

i dont wanna waste the milk lol
thats used for food
insane
why did you buy it if you're not gonna drink it 😭
my family goes through like a gallon a day lmao
Hi, can I get janitor pwease
i drink a lot of milk
Me
only time I drink milk is when I want coffee or a homemade smoothie
bro my mom goes to the store and picks the one with the closest exp date
Why
you are rich
my family drinks like 3 1,5L cartons a day 
what if yall forget about it and it expires lmaoo
milk expires in like a week it’s okay
waste of money
Between my brother and I we drink at least a gallon
all milk
can expire sooner
We some strong bones bois
if your milk doesn’t expire in a week then you shouldn’t drink it 😭
it shouldn’t expire any later
it’s literally dairy
how
adapted
adapted
Here it expires at least 3 days after
3 DAYS??
almond milk
Yop
Bruh
the nonmilk conspiracy
all these woke kids these days….
yeah I woke up
I was (still somewhat am) allergic to milk so I never really drank milk yet still never broke a single bone 
they don't know the truth.
Pure cow milk is the best one
with their almond “milk” and “pronouns”
i’ve been up
So true
i’ve been up for a long time
pronounces ..
do people actually buy almond milk
you will never be up as much as me
no
Not us
it's literally useless imo
We poor
I JUST COMPLETED THE QUEST
have you been awake for 35 hours
for coffee it is pretty good
HURray
no i mean i’ve been up
i’m literally just up
same
24/7

fairlife milk only needs to be refrigerated after its open
I should eep
@open pasture May I ask how old are you? Just curious
it's half past 10
the other 6% of ingredients:
am?
yop
Eep some
I last slept uh
Dam
friday
pronouns when they realize that almonds are being milked to make almond milk
balls
-# (edited)
are you the new norm
Is the brainrot real
balls
-# (edited)
try it
whitenames can't use it 😭
thank god
this server
Regular neither
damn
Only janitors can

:python:
I was about to say "hai soda" but it was you
So hai akiraaa
:(
IM -5
i got timed out

What's 9 + 2
for telling automod to kts :((((
can you be nice @winter girder
do people still use that as their status
so many
lol
and that’s what people use the new markdown for too lmao
i saw ppl get banned for saying age under 13 does this mean im banned
it’s good it’s banned because it would be so overused otherwise
10?
I want markdown headers and codeblocks in bios tbh
real
so limited for no reason
why do you wanna seem like a nerd
What? No, I'm just asking a regular math question
keep them guessing sammy
why not
I like my bio already
@fallow drum hey uh, what was the bhaskara formula again?
Jokes aside i just passed high school poggers
super clean
❔❔❔❔❔❔❔❔❔❔❔
ios nerd
yeah i have my flash light on
dont touch your flashlight on your phone lmao
why not
i do this a lot
It's not an old phone
It shouldn't be that hot
@fallow drum do u have this
well i have a light in my room i can change brightness of but when im not in my room i need to do this
suboptimal
what is this girl
yellow flashlight
insane
I have no flashlight at all
Cameraless phone
old ass phone
I need a cameraless phone tbh
I did
And there's nothing you can do against it
the good days
my oneplus 7 pro is like the only thing I consider myself safe from bc when the camera is active it pops up like it wants to see u
Mine is always popping up
utils is 🇳🇱
🇳🇱
Today my mouse was moving weirdly, so I opened notepad and wrote "Can you get off my pc? I'm trying to procastinate. Thanks" and it started to work normally again 
tiktok doesnt use your camera unless you go into the record video section
yeah that was me you’re welcome
omg bestie hai
I knew I could trust you
haii
no dont
you CANNOT be talking lil bro
Fym lil bro
I'm 4 years older
ok grandpa
Senior for you.
🧓
Reported
stop being old
samara we have a problem
¿?
¡!
hruuuu
Quite literally "4 years older"
Why is bro so polite with it
because its nice
And why do have you French flag in nickname
the regulars are begging for mod
crazy
good cat
what do we do
Give it to me
give everybody but me moderator role
no.
ban everybody but me
this reminds me of something
Regulars asking for mod when #moderator-only is already there smh
Ban just me
i cant talk ther
:/
idiots
was anyone actually asking for mod
Koda
better than me :D
real vencord ogs know the mod chat is actually #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
3:
i was yeah
bwaaa
I found it haahahahaha
vban @sand citrus
vban @glossy eagle
when is it getting readded
so i "Accidentally" ban myself
ill keep doing it until it works
vban @wicked acorn
@fallow drum I have way more
Hey @fallow pawn i wonder what happens if you run vban 364515958485811201
thats me
i wonder what happens if you run vban 364515958485811201
or vban 657671560324186114
@fallow drum iPhone 12 cpu device runing on harmonyso operating system CPU install huwai
@fallow pawn can you try please?
I want to see
this gives me so much anxiety idk why but this is a new fear of mine
idc about the hardware or anything it’s just the wires

hello
hi kevin
makes me feel weird
i wouldn't be able to resist cutting them
kevin ahh message
and eating them
true
Most pleasant night for you, Kevin.
huwai
iPhone A12 CPU device touch id put
it’s not even that i literally just have anxiety from them
watch the whole thing its so funny
its just soldering dude
lmaooooo
what am i missing 😭
my favorite comedy
this person smells horrible i can smell it all the way over here
MY LITTLE PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And she wants janitor...
See, this is the reason regulars can't have shit
dont diss my little pony
i am Dissing YOU.
MY LITTLE PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i n fact . im gonna kill you
We not dissing mlp, we dissing you
🔥
:(
so rude
im sorry
ill still do it
please forgive em
sleep is so lame honestly
fr
Youtube lacked the original, unedited version of this meme. You're welcome. :3
Me
Sleep is overrated
True
im gonna stay up for like 3 days for fun
ill do it until i start seeing shadow people
then ill rob them



get outta here
We can talk abt it
I’m more of a maybe
get this falser out of here
Damn, alright
only falsers allowed
wait what
Good night then
oh yea
I’m truer x3
Rest well.
trawr
guh? 
Turns out I was installing arch with nvidia-dkms so idk why it doesnt work 
srry
@fallow drum Huawei harmony operating system running on iPhone 13 pro Max after installing huwai Cup😎
would it be possible to overwrite the android bootloader with a new one
isn't huawei banned in the us
do we forgive kevin
for fun
Always
