#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
1 messages · Page 1213 of 1
yes because if i have an apple that means i have 0 apples
you use at least 0
yes
ok so if i say "i have apple" does that mean i have 0 apples
not to be confused with "a NaN"
or "i have apples
no, it means you have an object named Apple

what if my apple is named apple
I don’t give a fuck
ok well thats just rude
its okay i forgive you
the final artistic vision:
adding an "s" to a word makes it any amount greater than 1
they shouldve called portal 2 "portals"
ok how about i have your life
and portal 3?
already gone, i'm a ghost
impossible, i don't have one
hypothetical
there's a reason it doesn't exist
valve would never made a 3rd game of anything
@magic dune do you get any sleep
left for dead 3
well it doesn't matter it is mathmatically impossible to have 3 portals and all of them to function
Why does it sound like they recorded it with their phone through their speakers lmao
yes, during the day
I think valve has tried to steer clear from giving any game the number 3 just because of how much hype would surround it just from the name alone
nocturnal
yep
i've never heard of Anything
its part of tradition at this point
still cant believe they made a second goat sim
true
if there's another installment in the portal franchise it'll probably be a prequel
yop
what if it was portal from the perspective of glados
but what if the 3rd portal was another kind of portal
listen to this https://youtu.be/HV59pguuTf4
Raw Black Metal and Ambient Dungeon Synth from Germany
All instruments and vox by B.S.o.D
Recorded in the end of 2000.
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Auxxxcult/3540449643
- 00:00 Untitled
- 00:59 Untitled
- 02:04 Untitled
- 02:54 Untitled
- 03:51 Untitled
- 05:14 Untitled
- 06:36 Untitled
- 08:07 Untitled
- 09:17 Untitled...
would it be a reverse puzzle game where you make puzzles
yeah
sounds awesome actually
hai
so good quality
I mean its a demo from 2001
In this community made mod you play as test subject [4-5-0-9]. Awoken from stasis by an automated AI, you are expected to complete a very special test course. Within the depths of Aperture Science, secluded from the rest of the facility, lies a previously unknown and long forgotten testing track. Expanding on the concepts of the main game, in Po...
a portal without a partner is like an angel without wings
hi
ghe time portal
so a fallen angel
hi
hi :3
downloading vencord members
the types of angels who made giants appear on earth
and were punished for commiting
uhhh
This is the music church’s warns people about
i love how they straight up forgot to change the subtitles for the orange portal in portal 1
adultery?
they did more than adultery or did the not
[Red portal opening]
it's a face
I mean its about what you would expect from a black metal demo from 2001
Most of them sounded like this
0[]0
if you like that u might like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uLEZYLkGRU
Everywhere at the end of time - Stage 5
https://thecaretaker.bandcamp.com/album/everywhere-at-the-end-of-time
'Stage 5' is available now on limited edition double-vinyl with three panel artwork by Ivan Seal.
https://boomkat.com/products/everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-stage-5
Stage 5
Post-Awareness Stage 5 confusions and horror. More extreme en...
oh god
9😭🤨🤨😡ww WIZQRS LF OZ
grab one of the guard's swords and start slashin'
i remember crying at the end of the whole album
liqors of oz
you
EATEOT fans staring in wonder at a senile man at the nursery home
Oi Huey, homelanda killed me wife an took me bloody son
nah they usually sound more like this
that one is just extra shit quality
I think whoever ripped that was incompetent
I dont hear much difference tbh
EATEOT fans when they d̸̐̌f̸̆̃s̸̼̉c̴̬̏f̷͋̇d̴͊͝s̷̀̃ṛ̷͊e̸̡͠s̸̄͠v̴̙̋f̷̛͎
I remember llistening to some old linkin park demos and those things were fucking unbearable
Thats from like 99
when they have a grand mother who happens to have alzheimer
and they obly met her when the doctors diagnosed that
eateot fans when i run up to them and start screaming for an amount of time thought to be humanly impossible
its a good album that you usually listen to for a whole one time
Travis Scott fans when they’re cool 😎
An underground hip hop artist
i just like albums that are more replayable and dont make me feel dread
Might become a big name later down the line
yeah very underground
everywhere a▒ ▒he ▒e▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ f▒▒ wh▒▒ t▒▒▒ fo▒g▒▒
yeah hes always down in the mines n shit
🌫️
Yes, the mole people are quite fond of him
play protect protects you from playing
but i wanna play
windows defender defends you from using windows
gaming is too dangerous,,
windows also too dangerous
to me there's a certain charm to it, i love raw black metal
but there's a difference between raw and unbearable
like you can't just have shit quality it needs to be in a good way idk how to explain
almost died when the cards started falling and bouncin and shit
venccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
WAIT I RECOGNISE THOSE HANDS
top secret
No I get it, worse than studio quality can sometimes add to the music
bestie loves talking abuot bm at 6 am in the morning
so whoelsome :3
its the difference between "sounds bad because there was no other option and you can tell they were doing their best" and "sounds bad because they didnt care or they did it on purpose"
holesome
skull moth so cute
some hole?
I think this song is the best example https://youtu.be/gxJ5nXlHe6o
German black metal.
LYRICS:
Die Sonne verdunkelt sich
Der leblose Mond schiebt sich vor sie
Langsam verdunkelt sich der Horizont
Eine unheimliche Stimmung kommt auf
Grausames Kriegsgeheul
Von den gegen über liegenden Hugeln
Schallt es herüber
Sie rüsten sich für den Angriff
Das Kreuz, es leuchtet herüber
Das Zeichen Gottes, das Ende ist nah
S...
delete
some people mix it badly on purpose and it still sounds great so i think its more just intent ig
¯_(ツ)_/¯
scary
Moths scare me
good. coming from one, you should start running
it wouldn't go nearly as hard if it had super good Studio quality
my biologist friend would say they are like night butterfiles
hi vencord
ok yeah it is more just like
are you one
yes
if theres intent behind the rawness of the master and that intent is worked with then it will sound good
but if its just thrown on or trying to do too much with it it just, wont
yeahhh
this specific moth species squeaks to calm down bees
and also just generally squeaks when provoked
mixing is a weird balancing act where its less about sounding polished and more about sounding like what you feel is right to you
ah damn i made a shitpost poem and i can't send it in a .txt format
because what you do with it can completely change the tone of your work
moth tantrum
Yeah I agree, gives it a more live feeling. Fits with the vibe well
https://youtu.be/TbOU2noH56k does this sound good?
A Halo 4 music video celebrating that Master Chief is BACK!!!
Follow us on TikTok! ► http://www.tiktok.com/user/@thewarpzone
More Warp Zone Music Videos! ► http://bit.ly/1aO6mFw
SUBSCRIBE! ► http://bit.ly/Sub2TWZ
iTunes download http://bit.ly/1cpGWO6
Glad You Came - A Halo 4 Music Video Parody of The Wanted song of the same name
Directed by...
is it alr if i send it anyways it's six lines long
and i say balancing act because despite mixing being more of a thing about tone, people will complain if they think the mixing doesnt sound polished enough
even if polishing it would ruin the tone
Right
Me playing the loudest thing possible from our home theater system at 4 am bc I was bored
was VERY hard to say what i meant here and i still dont think i got it entirely right btw
lmaoo
Left
We're on the ground floor so its fine bc no downstairs neighbours but we're moving soon and its on the 3rd floor
bro CANNOT eat that whole fucking burger
aint no way
clearly you arent cultured
Dont you dare doubt him
high-class americans
https://vxtwitter.com/michaelcreeper/status/1811753729106018475?s=46 @fallow pawn ma'am
Touhou x Minecraft - Reimu
http://artstation.com/artwork/lD39nV
Made with @Blockbench
#Minecraft #東方Project #Touhou #博麗靈夢 https://t.co/TxkDB2xkCi
💖 5.86K 🔁 871
Java Mixins
I LOVE THIS WHAT
so cool
@fallow pawn
what the flipper
me and who ?
https://syndishanx.github.io/Website/Update_Classes.html does this work for anyone else
cant open the damn thing
not me fucking definitely
i can open it
huh
believe me no one cares
me and you both doc,..,.
wait a few hours, github is weird and limits api requests so if you've been using a lot of github-centric things lately it might not work
end of the world jumpscare
ok ic gotcha
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooown
only like 5 people will get this reference it's over
wait why is it hacky
ah dang my shitpost message got caught
sorry for necroing I randomly saw that while searching for smth
FUCK YEAHHH
did u solve it alr
by Lexy Cat 2005 ENJOY Music 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾
✩ ~ ♬ ₊˚.🎧 ⋆⁺₊✧ /ᐠ u ˕ uマ ₊˚⊹♡
a collection of unreleased musics i made over the last year or two that i have no plans to do anything else w but want 2 share w everyone my beautiful suppoters Thank U all 𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋
0:00 lexycat - ss1
3:40 lexycat - inmyway (ss2)
7:15 lexycat - sanrio girl (ss3)
8:50 le...
i need
me too
if i had a portal gun i would use it to get places faster
the game was so short sadly
you'd need moonrocks everywhere
you're not gonna believe this
and you'd need to know how to keep them cool
portal 2 is longer but i dont have a pc tonplay
they made a second one
they made a bridge game
you're not gonna believe what portal 2 has
what
a level editor
there won't be a third one
You should smoke a cigarette on stream
if Portal is so good then why didn't they make portal 2
Boy do I have news for you
which I call
oh portal 1 also has a few mods
i love how gd 2.2 is clearly gd 2
if portal is so good then why do i exist
one time i tried playing portal: prologue and it crashed on me near the end
if half life is so good then why didn't they make half life 2
paws you can tell or thermal paste
all im gonna say is
I thought it was called portal cause it was a portal to a whole different world being an underground lab
what
portal takes place in the same world as half life does
full life
why do they half life life half life half half epsiode life life half life?
Fascinating
HALF LIFE FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
no way you're right
google just works that way
I wish glados gruesomely killed me if you know wha i mean,,,,
don't know what to tell you
what if portal 2 was created by the fediverse
no i do not know
@night blaze reference in top right??
This goes hard ion care what anyone else says https://www.vxtiktok.com/@uchiyamasan7322/video/7327604196277079304
宇宙一バズった動画がヤバすぎる‼︎ The most popular dance in the universe🕺🏼 #内山さん #uchiyamasan
what other things would the fediverse do to portal 2
wait charge your phone
no
oh you found it
but having your phone battery charged will increase its damage
my classmate made an edit of someone doing that dance with ai
poor guy they just sold themsevle
Wing detecteed
yeah that's why im not charging it
If you look on the sound there’s an ai edit of weezer doing this dance
i found it
french
I wish I could dance this fluidly
woops
me when get
god i hate when the plans plans with people cancelled
but when i get
now thats what makes me happy
thats what i want to see
could he explode already
why do i laugh to these
Help
shitposting brainrot
i should pr fucked up prettier configs to various repos
I won't protect you
max linewidth 20 characters
YAYY
if a variable is used, it should error ⚠️
@typescript/used-variable
7 spaces indent
pr immediately

let's randomize the identing
is that freddy fasbear
the worst kind of bracketing
function()
{
}
i signed up for a kitsunes.club account a few days ago and the sharkey ui is so fuckin weird
im too mastodon ui brained
prettier doesn't let u do that
it's very opiniated there aren't many options
7 spaces indent
you love
WHAT
i will pr to prettier to let me
🙏 using prettier from now on
if u want more control you need to use eslint
shittier
eslint gives u a shit ton of control
prettier has options for a few things like tabs/spaces + indent width, max line width, trailing comma and that's it

grand theft auto vice city vennie mod
prettier really sucks but there's not really anything better
the go formatter is the best someone port it to js
just don't use js
nop
pay me $20usd
pay ME $20 usd
@typescript-eslint/no-unused-vars (45x)
im mexican so i cant
convert
$20 isn't even a lot of money here
well here it is
ye
I'll give you meth addict role
Is that good
lol
compiling my minecraft mod gives Horror II
why is vencord autocorrecting me
What makes you think my awesome <@&1260695299899392123> role is not packed with admin perms
turn off the translate plugin in the message bar
ok
because it's not
thanks
i thought i actually had the role but then i realized it was the reply ping
§ePoolloverNathan left the game
lol
lmao
my plugin 
i really should update it
it does not have up to date permissions
someone review me with 3 random words that come out of your head from nowhere
cause yes
too lazy
android client mod
vencord on mobile
does anyone have any good anime they recommend
why are people adding upvote and downvote reddit
those are just words
cord
This aint your average social media kid, this is Reddit
mein scheiss katze gneisbert
gurren lagann is so good
attack on titan is a mecha anime
god i hate gneisbert
Ratatouille is a mecha anime.
oh god
Clear some space on your hd, the #Titanfall2 day one patch is... 88MB
I don’t believe in that stuff
gwa

I like how one of the developers behind postal 3 was called “trashmasters”
really lived up to their name
777 are you sure?
I ate all my Mac n cheese
Are you absolutely certain that what you have consumed was a combination of Mac and cheese?
yes
I love mac n cheese so much
I eat it everyday
Ok. 👍
NAH I'D WIN
The embed fail is real.
Zamn.

baby dont hate me
What is what (what)?
what you whating about?
Hot sunny mike.
@tough drift
i sure want to go to sleep so im going to do exactly that
after i brush my teeth and use the mouthwash that actually might be an acid and not acid as in drug but acid as in "will decompose my bones"
achoo
mink you
accurate
dentist prescribed it and the first time i used it i genuinely heard it sizzling in the sink drain
WHY
i am actually fucking scared of this shit lol and it tastes so bad
bwaaah,,,

actually a horrible idea
cant hurt you if its nommed
oh yeah and my toothpaste that is 1.1 % sodium fluoride which is apparently more than normal toothpaste
oh thats like 0.9% more than the other toothpaste
that's almost 10x the maximum allowed amount
or the maximum typical amount ssorry
its prescription
i got fucked up teeth
tastes way better than the normal shit tho
m,mmmm .... brain degeneration.................
hey anybody know what the fuck chlorhexafinr gluconate is lmao
lmfao
oh its salt of chlorhexadine and gluconic acid, sweet
disolve a body in that toothpaste
its got a fucking chemical structure of chlorhexadine gluconate on this bottle
its 2300
sounds like a good time for some cokey cola
hi
i created time
haii

oh my fucking god my mouth and nose burns from tjis shit
im gonna die from this mouthwash fr
im supposed to use it until the bottle is empty 😭
you killed your dentist in a past life
no, she was a dentist
this mf shit gonna kill me to death
that looks like some industrial cleaner
i gotta go get some fuckin water
it looks like it reacts to it
sodium mouthwash
at least it's alcohol free

you created it?
who perscribes alchohol for tooth cleaning
there's a label for it so
¯_(ツ)_/¯
"take this" *gives hand sanitiser*
make a psychological horror game
make it a psychological horror game but all the characters are continually happy throughout the game
like only happy
"Im dr real doctor and im prescribing you 4 beers a day to fix your teeth"
with no fishs
Make a wholesome game where someone gets their feelings hurt but they get passed it cause they’re friends till the end 😊
but at the end they all die
And they live even better lives when they make up for their differences 🙂
dr real doctor sounds like a great guy
eep
Hey guys is there someone arab other than me?
I’m American
i have an arab surname
They both start with an A so it’s basically the same
the only thing he does is medical malpractice
What is it ?
malpractice is subjective
Hmmmm, is there someone on the server who knows Arabic?
it's rare so if i say it you will find me for sure 
Me!
don't think one that code
https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/1dylw1q/discussion_mozilla_is_starting_to_go_downhill/
Ahumdullia!
lmfao
ok
no
May Kevin have mercy on us all
bad kevin
Do u want me to speak Arabic?
I mean as long as there isn’t a mod/snitch no one should care
so no one on this server
even dracula needs eepy time
at this point every mainstream browser have privacy issues
Coffins low key look comfy
is the coffin compfy
Why is ur name long? @drowsy cypress
only safe browser is wget
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1221107392943620277.gif?size=48
Why’s yours so sort?
lol
😭 💗 .
id sleep in one
if theres airholes
I have a fear of waking up in a coffin underground
ali?
my name is budgie
or all?
Like how would I survive that if I have nothing to open the coffin?
oh is all?
fix destiny servers
no

and my name is walaa
Also I’d probably develop claustrophobia if I ever end up in that situation
🥰
i love small spaces
I’m not a fan of them
Especially ones that I can’t get out of
my name has 3 nationalities, italian, arab and portuguese
and i'm from brazil, mr worldwide
me to.
Can you relate this back to Fortnite?
I am from Bahrain, the Emirates and Iran
Who owns this server?
I do
our master
hi guys
god
vending machine is just a bridge for shiggy
oh
I get crystal pepsi from mine
sandy bridge for youtube recommendations
shiggy
jumpscare

"?"
what means "o que, oque, o quê, oquê"
I like ur picture !!!! Photographed ur cat!😭 @rough crater
durnk cat
Do u want to see my cat?
I just saw Joe Biden and had to post him
invite him for dinner
Ok bud
I think he's just a bigot
shiggynokonokonokokoshitantan
i want to see it
okk
balls
nuh uh
I will show u my cat in the private chat because here I cannot send
no image perms
Does anybody know the Discord API endpoint for guild order and folders, and DM order?
discord api:19028mdss
Roblox has ruined the term “noob” for me
check
Every time I see the word noob I think of Roblox
lmao
no actually
thanks budgie
its the unnoficial bot guide
ok noobyness
i saw it lmao
If u tell me yes I will I'll show u
ok???
actually a godsend lmao
I said if u told me you want and I didn't tell u to say yes???
rejoice
eww....
time has no zones
he is
it exists everywhere at the same time
100%
Hydrochloric acid
cant stop the shiggy
ahumdullia!
yet another insightful remark from kevin
Kevin copied exactly what I said!
what if i ate you
is anyone experiencing themes breaking
no
or am i going insane
sugar water
@hot drift i'm not finding it :(
that
it may not be there
it must exist tho-
try searching for a while on your preferred browser
whats a shiggy
lebsian
why does this one go slower
i think
this one
is even
more
slower
What do you think is going through his mind
nah its the same
the shiggening
no cause everything is perfectly fine for me but someone is telling me it doesn't work at all anymore
we're on the exact same build and platform and all that
eat hamer
vns?
Y’all think mc hammer is wholesome chungus 100?
vns
i know how this server works
You ever had a quesadilla before?
the thingness of a thing which makes the thing that thing
sorta
not really
im thinking of something else probably
Enough of this nerd shit what’s your KD in cod?
higgs boson maybe
im shit at cod 
Probably!
Get a gunship in cod, trust me, my life has gotten better after that
yo budgie i DM'd u
i cant play cod
amazing
@icy grail polish because i'm sleep earlier and half a support server + my cat // starmariobros](https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1260124746939498499.png?size=160&name=%2F%2F+silly+cat+%2F%2F+starmariobros)
its learning markdown
scary
@tough drift if we ate eachother at the same time, who would we be eating
are we alike?
as am I
well
i exist as an extradimensional entity
so i suppose i am one
by the way, whos extra dimension are we
i suppose their extra dimension was one i dont know of
so then am I still extradimensional?
to them i might not be
but to someone on a lower dimension i would
is there a plugin that just disables the discord things where you can customize which channels you want
i just want it ot be normal
aliucord
?
a cube to us, but could it be a hexagon to others?
oh my bad
do we view it as a cube soley because its defined as one?
i didnt know support was to ask if plugins existed
what if we removed the caption defining it
would it still be a cube?
woah
thats neat
so what would a 1-cube be
a line?
but that breaks the definition
minker
i still think this is subjective
if i showed this to a person with no caption they wouldnt be predisposed to thinking its a cube
zzz
I wish
she look silly,,,
no embed perms
omg is this minecraft
giwtwm
goals 
woah
burger
^ catgirl
?~?
how long do I talk to obtain regular role btw

she takes naps after drinking monster
i wish i could lie down and not worry about anything
real
but for as long as i want


balloons
woah no way
food
@sudden sun @crisp finch
estrogen alchohol
mow
Vampire
is this you
EW
if you sleep with stockings on u r die
._.
I like sharkie
the heck
krill issue ngl
have u tried
yes
You don't, its assigned at discretion of staff iirc

yes
woag
if you sleep with socks on your insane
what if they are grippy socks
I don't have grippy socks
i use to
but I do have a bunch of wool socks
grippy socks are fun
these feel so njce
hehe feet warm
grippy socks 

honka
lebsina
discord.dev my past life half
SAME
but i love going barefoot when its hot
like
i only do it when its cold
feet and hands r heat regulators
I sleep with those thick socks when it's winter
vmink
Tomboys.
mink me
yes put on cat ears
i have none :<
minker
buy some then
it's 0948
liar
buy catears
people would laugh at me,,,
the world isnt as inclusive as a discord modding server
sadly
nop
i should eep
nini
yeah but then at the same time people will laugh at u anyway so better get used to it :3
woa harsh
sorry but that was exactly the reason why I bought cat ears 2 days ago
I heard catears
you heard right
@hot drift I sent u cat ears in dms
;-;
Kevin gets it
type of drinking milk on apps and never


Car
meow
cat pilled
I stole it
femboy gender
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hello.
Yo
@mental oxide
50/50?
yop
welcome to the club bestie
it doesnt give you the first option
only second and third
literally 1984
damn
my honest reaction
i can't believe the code i just wrote worked. i thought it would explode
what if it worked by exploding :o
this is not going anywhere bestie sorry to say
as i said yesterday the EU opened legal inquires last year
that led to nothing
im ngl this is kind of unreadable
where are the colours

oh i realize this said wehre i think i am dyslexic or soetmhign

either that or it's because it's 2 am for me rn
i love this song
whatt she was sent?
wtf is a cnbc
wut
theres no way 😭 someone who actually likes twitter
"free social network" with 2 million nsfw bots
thats such a w
??
what
what
???
jiga tech discord
im not

