#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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Is that short for like escapist cargo or something
it's EVIL
knew it
the shiggy is a deadly laser
https://fixupx.com/naga_U_/status/1810936755396432249
It must be sacrificed
You know I watch the Japanese picture show
swim in the poopy water the olympic people will swim in
i don't live in Paris im not a masochist
He cut off his tail
AUGHHH that fucking feeling again when I talk about my age
I don't wanna be 18 PLEASEE
make me 17 forever
Bein 18 sounds so scary
can we switch ages
become 22 
nah cuz frr
what's your's
14
No you’re 62
FUCK YES I WANNA BE 14 AGAIN
FIX ALL THE MISTAKES I DID
AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY PAST SELF
🫡
i don't think i could pay someone to be 15
aging?
I DON'T WANNA BE OLD AND SHRIVELEDDDDD
frrr
well actually looking at my family they look good for their age
so maybe im good for the shriveled part
i wanna be 18 so i can move out of this god awful country and start living in europe
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE OLDDDD
wish granted, you are now young and shriveled
If art dont work out as a job for me imma jus idek man 💀
Naww i get it
I very disagree with that
If I told you why, you wouldn’t like it
who's talking
idk
wym
tell me why
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
TELL ME WHY
sorry
evil spirits
I dare say, I can’t tell you that
i dare say
My lawyer advises me not to
tell me
til that there’s a public servers dont need trans in there the autism 
My grandpa advises me not to
or I do something dark and evil
😈
aw
You’ll find out when you’re 30 or something
i remember all the good times with nevo
But not now
fym aw
when nevo said something
@solemn plank i figured out the cause of this. it comes from anything by "IObit"
what happened to nevo
i think food doesnt stack
death by guillotine
they were a contrarian i liked that it was funny
i dont fucking know
it made me go hahas
Fr tho
perchance snicker a tad?
maybe even a chortle
myes myes
🫡
nevo was kinda weird ngl
i love noblockedmessages so much
It’s about a white hair man named Gojo
the people i hate are just gone
you need to be euthanised
ALL OF YOU
IM GONNA BLOCK
ALLLL OF YOU
NO MORE MESSAGES
DO not block me please
NO MORE VENCORD
we are the best of friends.
NO MORE ANYONE
Do removation of yourself from saying words please
you would never
you fool
Shes going rogue guys 😨
block yourself
@dense turtle can explain this?
😨
I AM THE ONE WHO YELLS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS BECAUSE OF WHITENAMES
How to not be a gross white name
so am i bitch i'm undercover
woah
yeah that's how lemons work yeah i feel bad for kemomimi-chan
do i really need to go get a screenshot of me in this server while being blue
i will find one
i do not belong here
anyways reina and karma I hate all whitenames except you two we are the best trio ever let's kill everyone on this planet
Heck nah
How can someone like you kill anyone
and now im back
THE SINNERS SHALL NOT SPEAK
hello chat
Ahem.
Step one
locate target
step 2
my life is so blissful without him here
who cares if we get killed that just means we get to be ghosts and ghosts are awesome
I happen to very dislike the ghosts
The ghosts are very unruly
Learn more about target
sucks to be you
frfr
are you describing a date or an assassination
A date
Administer chloroform to target
A nice friendly date with someone who doesn’t dare to do harm
Enough to put in a coma but not to kill
the kind of girls i hang out with i reckon it's both
Gouge eyes out while target is in comatose state
fediverse users
You are indeed having psychopath thinking right now
why is the topic now murder?
get rid of target's arms and legs
who's down bad role
Because Rupert sucks
Fuck you rupert
god gives the worst hardware to his strongest linux users
Sever the target's canal to their stomach
who the hell is rupert
they will still be able to breathe
That’s Rupert right there
you can now hug the target without complaint
Wow
you can js download tinder
Such ingeniusity thoughts
if you miss their eyes look at the jars
YOU GOUGED THEIR EYES OUT?
I dare say this woman is indeed Alberto Insteen
god forbid women do anything
Weak.
oh ok
christ
It’s a vencord server, of course I expect people to have the message logged plugin
i remember in the really early days of discord you were able to add yourself as a friend and it was some of the funniest shit i had ever seen
that sounds golden
i didnt think to try blocking myself
Is it cowardice or just limiting the message for only the weirdo nitro users
it's cowardice
@burnt maple 13 pity lmao
You look like you sell P4$+0 for a living
That's a neat way to camouflage your words
Pesto?
genbin impac
I knew you were a pussy
Again, you deleted it
jesus christ
o
10/10
Jealous of a girl having a bigger dick than you
Question anyone have issues with discord puttin what comes from other people's mic into yours?
I don’t care about your 0.5 nanometer pecker
do you mean merged with or solely
then why do you care so much about genitals
weird fetishes
Like when my friend talks I can see my mic having some audio of it
So I guess merged
very tempted to turn off the blocked messages plugin
With headphones?
You know I listen to the white boy rap music from Lil Mabu or something
yeah
I can play spotify on max and there is no audio going into the mic
pussying out again
Not lil mabu 💀
i have it too i had to make an effect chain to filter it
He said “her makeup is fucked, she don’t know how to blend”
Only discord
I very very agree with that statement right now
Me when I'm in a troll feeding competition and my opponent is a vencord regular
you can't even be entitled to your own opinions
in that case if you're using voicemeeter or similar that could be the problem but to be honest its most likely that the codec is just more conducive to speech
me when im in a shut the fuck up and shut the fuck up
Jajajaja
"my dick is bigger than you"
I am on linux

You know my brother Babiker bin Abdelrahim Mustafa
He tell me I’m special
am I being blamed for reacting to blatant transphobia
pipewire
is that what's going on
???
scroll up
this person needs the death sentence
yeah it was a reaction to transphobia
by rule of vencord's masses
i disagree
I dare say, when did I say anything other than what was biologically the truth
i honestly don't have a clue. if you are using vesktop and have recently started a screenshare it could be that the virtual source it creates is interfering as that's how it does screenshare audio but
vban @neon path transphobia
Done! 
Damn
I've been waiting for this!
yippee!! :D
They were entertaining 🥺
yayy
tiramisu
public code but no reference?
shut up man
It happens on browser discord too
servers dont even care that happen

you just have echo
But I can play my spotify like 2x louder then my friend
your headphone's sound is going through your mic'
hiiiii
hiii hiiiii!!!
hiiiiii!!!!
cute
every tomboy has their hyperfem inside of her,,,,
bye bye chat
bye bye
hi
man i hate my genetics
im a late bloomer in all the categories 😔
teeth, height, weight, all the above
my parents compressed my genetics and my brain is taking forever to decompress them 💔
holy shit it's Arthur Ernest Hastings from We Happy Few
-finally happens
it's lossy compression, data was lost, it's up to you to fill in the blanks.
i got a lil excited
I used to be so pumped for that game release during the beta
youre so real for that
so sad it kinda flopped
😔
i love it but thas just my opinion
i get why people dont like it
patchouli wouldn't even send a message she'd die the moment a phone screen's light would enter in contact with her
it feels so weird to lose a tooth
aye that reaction emote
yea it's pretty good story-wise but gameplay could've been better
oh absolutely
for real though
when do i get to grow in height
bro same
how tall are you
idek if my growth plates have closed yet
5'0"
5'0" at 17, bro's cooked 
im going to kill myse
oh my god how many times do i need to be reminded how awesome it'd be to trade heights
this is herat breaking
LITERALLY
im 5'0" at 14 😔
i want to be 5'0" but i'm almost 6'0"
let a desktop agp port, which was biologically the entrance exams and pretend he just searched reddit for this, but walmart for the mask still very upset
i wanna be tall
i got the fucking short end of the stick man im 5'3 while everyone in my family is 6'0
still haven't reached my growth spurt
how the fuck am i supposed to be taken seriously when im 5'0"
how old are you
16 i bet ill grow still but i doubt it
when did your mom and dad usually grow?
short end 
like 14-15 bro 😔
AYE 😔
pfft
estrogen
nah you're not cooked yet, your growth spurt can be delayed
okok good i jus got a glimpse of hope
actually
😨
bacon worthy image
HOT DOG
i would look up testosterone deficiency and if you have most of the symptoms then get it looked at by a doctor
why u got the mysterious brown sauce of despair on it
np
@polar trellis just hope your growth plates havent fused already...
like
pray to God
I would genuinely bawl and not ball 💀

@polar trellis yo the lakers need a center

SHAVE IT THIS INSTANT
oh shit
😿
lakers are calling
fucking hell i hate facial hair it sucks so much
not bacon worthy comment...
understandable
the lakers need a center
i love tasting hair everytime i eat something
granted this is from a transfem perspective but like grahhhhh
facial hair is so messy if grown long
good luck
like literally everytime you eat you get something on it
im using nair, fuck this shit
Imagine hating me meanwhile I’m in my room like this
now you know how men feel
it grows back quick
POTATOOOOO
I hate u still /j
that appears to be me
ill do a at home laser hair removal
I've just given up on shaving unless I'm going out
bad idea
I swear it's always that blonde girl
this is erasure
get a professional to do it
erasure of what
you will see soon in 933 hours
nope nope nope
✨ DIY ✨ Laser hair ✂️ removal ❌ surgery 
did u know that the lakers need a center
10/10 should try (do not) 🔥
i live in constant anguish
nop I'm blind
press v
lakers still need a center
nothing stopping them

- Take a scalpel 🔪
- Peel off your skin.
- Done!!
-# I am not legally responsible with what you do with this information. Everything that happens is your fault only and not mine. You also agree by reading this message to give me 10 USD Dollars.
what does this mean
gm
baka life!
love subtext
Denied
hello fellow gay person!! 
wait subtext is a thing
I'm straight
it's time i forget about this account
Nop
okay
Forever engraved into your memory
damn
he has two total braincels
sure..
why is arc ui so good
anyone else imagine themselves in a edit
indeed i do
this is my friend Jethro's cat
he looks very displeased
fr
he was a very polite boy
I say was but he still lives
it's just I haven't seen him in a while
i hope youll get to see him again soon
given he lives in San Fransisco and I live in Belgium
do you think he's an absolute jerk now

unlikely
he is the goodest of boys
shhhhhh
somehiw
somehow
he shall come
you are awesome
i salute you for that
admittedly my friend owns a tesla so it was kinda ironic
😈
dude i need to play more piano on 0 hours of sleep
holy fucking shit
I did a fucking glissando
like an actual one
im hungry chat what should i not eat
rocks
ah damn i was planning on eating the evil rock tonight
but it tastes so baaaaaaaaad
nuhuh
hug the questions||
are u pure of heart
good morning person
not a gravity falls reference
anyways i'm literally affliliated with the devil so... good rock very dangerous to me.
smh but
but wouldnt that be better
to get rid of good rock so its out of sight out of mind
then you can eat evil rock directly after
are u saying that drinking poison is better than letting it be...
ur guardian angel must work overtime... pray to her, please, we get so many down here that fall due to neglect...
Will do 🙏
You will explode
I cannot be laughin like this at this hour
I happened
this is exactly what happened lol
macos makes it so easy to just share connections from any physical or virtual network interface to any device or another interface
i didnt wanna use my data and also school blocks basically everything
so i use tailscale on my macbook and let my phone connect to the virtual interface
blablabla
install arch linux today
birbday??
marvin i love your lol name
yesh,,
wish there was a pictochat equivalent for linux
happy birbday oomf !
tyy!! :3
me and the two girls who deal with my shit
i should send this to them
yes
how much did that cost you
nothing
@sudden sun
gm oomf
funny lag spike
werent that what this random site to their bachelors a checkup
😭
lol
it took a few days to figure out how to do it
but tldr just some observers
it sucked
oop
the code is probably ass but
it works enough
anyways............. adding more features that are needed rn
@mental oxide
ok but doesnt new skin grow which still can grow hair

@burnt maple hai bestie
what type of music u listen to
bad teenage depression, also known as j/k-pop, hip hop and rap
songsss
gm
Good meowning
awa
oomf did you see the thing i sent
check your pings
hlw
ran into a problem so joined this server now
How do i fix vencord
it keeps crashing every time
lucky!!
(Auto-response invoked by @raw panther)
I'm going out alone with no idea on what to do..
🥺
😭
show now
NO
need songs to listen to ;w;
"We're gonna call your parents if you skip Gym class 🤓"
Idgaffff what they gonna do? Ground me 💀
I am NOT going to gym
middle school activities
High school* I'm not going to gym dawg
what choice do u have its just a class
the native whatsapp client for macos is nice
(I enjoyed gym)
is anonee on mobile (not aliu)
idk what that is
gym sucks so bad
Girlie... you had a girl locker room
meow
A "boy" going into a girl's locker room? They wouldn't allow that for shit and I would get bullied like crazy by the boys in the class for that
I'm just gonna skip if I don't get the class switched
skipping might be for the best
They'll be forced to switch my class
thas a good thing correct
ok
Yes
hjhjhgggh
thx yt
hai
weird to tell me bruh 😭 (i just needs to grow face suffocating me bruh
july 15 • 85001
bambik
Is there a plugin to automatically add some stuff to my sent messages?
(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)
but textreplace could work
swear I gotta make a whole theming system now just so the bg changes-
how do i enable transparant discord on mac os
(Auto-response invoked by @burnt maple)
@burnt maple im going to so fucking lost this 50/50 jade
WHY
PULL FOR RUAN MEI
why tho
i already have robin
i dont have break characters
i dont care about run mei 🗣️
who at discord decided it was a good idea to focus the window twice when starting 😭
wanna see how i lose 50/50?
its so terrible
in 1 minute
i love you too honey 🩷 /p
mwah
i didnt know it looks like that
no wishing ig
EZ
It's over..
true
won 50/50 B)
good thats the only place where a man can be in her presence
now i need to build herta
any consul users?
Is there a plugin to crash discord?
bambik
are you a bambik
babmik
mental il
@soft wadi, <t:1718969007:R>: post koi's face reveal in off topic
@unborn spoke, <t:1718969063:R>: Remember to watch the face reveal in off topic
@sudden fjord, <t:1718969078:R>: drama
@winter girder, <t:1718969094:R>: rob Koi of 10 bucks
omg flower

haii
o w the target is overrated
look @ my repos commits :3
i don't wanna remember
for the repos I actually care about I’m more normal
:c
for repos i care about they are all meow
@harsh minnow @burnt maple @soft moss Shin Megami Tensei X Madoka Magica
PERSONA
Yukari's one
sorry bestie but it's so boring,,,
false
@fallow pawn i cant believe ios widgets can be used on your mac
and interacting with them even does stuff on your phone
how do they even do this
am 119 years old now on my google account
banger
That's hard as fuck
what demons does madoka have
epic
@mental oxide @burnt maple
aka new oshi no ko episode today 
real
daily Ellen encounter
just hold the bullet forever
"I will shoot anyone that tries to escape."
at least 7
How many plushies does free ya has
It’s simple, const bullets = Array.from({ length: 100 }, () => bullet);
not enough
rupert isnt enough for you?
who rupert
?
what kind of sick roleplay is this vee
cardcaptor!!
Good morning vencord
gambling anime?
Is feyra vee's daughter
Skibdi vennie toilet
otokonoko should just appreciate the penis role do?
No i only used blackmarket to buy tanks
what a dumb idea lol
Wtf
so basically foreigners employed in Germany pay less taxes than actual Germans
yes lol
Its probably fine just compare the prices
unhinged idea
@crisp finch
If it incentives having a job and not importing millions of jobless people then it's not that terrible, but sucks that Germans themselves don't have this
What OS is best?
6
8
2
Other (I use Windows 11)
Good idea I'll move to Germany
Im pretty sure ive seen some good videos about them
Me too i just gotta get my german grades up
i feel so empty
great so you'll incentivize Germans into adopting the Barcelona model and be anti-tourists
might monster
Im failing german
break streak
(they'll simply vote right wing)
need
Alright @open pasture, in 4 hours: handle the thermonuclear weapon in the kitchen
💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "?timezone set"?
this is literally feeding into the "immigrants are taking our jobs"
not just making it real but also giving immigrants an unfair advantage over natives lol
banger idea i think, absolutely nothing can go wrong here
i thought the common narrative was that immigrants dont work at all?
vee I'm taking your jobs
vee don have no job
neither do you
WHERE
im self employed
same thing applies to you buckaroo
omg!
stupid people learning code will be replaced by ai /s
same thing applies to you!
i'm not legally employable
rly
unless i work illegally without a contract
me neither
i frogot your age

why do you keep using soda emotes
youre not them
i like them
bad akira
is it weird to ask before sending f req
no
:(
I will employ you @mental oxide
YAY
no
ich melde dich zum arbeitsamt
beim!
I will fire @mental oxide
?
Die hse sind 3 Minuten Fußweg von mir weg
(under qualifying)
lol!
Vns #🇱🇺-deutsch-german
👉 #🇱🇺-deutsch-german
I don't speak Italian
good
Halt die Klappe sexlose Hure
learn it ven
sexlos? weiss ich ja nicht, frag mal deine mutter.
weak.
ß
I can mod Minecraft
Sie sind unfruchtbar, Ihre Spermien sind so schnell wie Schnecken
😭
Boutta see pics of myself I'm embarrassed of ever taking
that is terribke
you need to hop off google translate
also isnt that fast??
i use DeepL
bro as fast as a snail wtf
well deepl then
😭
idk like snails arent that slow
someone translating to german is always obvious cause the translators use formal form
YES THEY ARE
which is very out of place online xd
compared to a microscopic organism???
maybe ai would be better at translating to german
sperms fertilize almost instantly
yea its so weird i can hear vees accent through text
You haven't used modern terms such as 'rizz'
thats what yo mama said 
yeah my sister is also my child
Hey, ich schreibe dir gerade einen Text, den ein KI-System generiert hat. Findest du den cool? 😎
Only in ohio 💀

already better than translate
although now it's like a
sich umbringen
😭
Honestly? Completely inedible.
@civic nacelle referenced
revenged
@viral cape no husk...
Alright @open pasture, in 1 hour: arme nucléaire Allemagne
💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "?timezone set"?
they took my
ability away
straight to the point
@harsh minnow WHY YOU
YOU DID THIS
@mental oxide
yeah and then tell you to remove operagx
"töte dich"
works
noted
OperaFX-6300
she on my opera until i FX-63000
@mental oxide
translate
Moon runes
It is "Va te tue"
lc.ocrtr
<:i:1165257616600092712> 🇩🇪 German <:i:1165258003356844163> 🇺🇸 English
"We want to make our contribution to ensuring that as few people as possible are exposed to the risk of infection with the corona virus (Covid-19). THAT'S WHY THERE WILL BE NO CHURCH SERVICES THEREFORE!""
<:i:1165257616600092712> 🇩🇪 German <:i:1165258003356844163> 🇺🇸 English
"We want to make our contribution to ensuring that as few people as possible are exposed to the risk of infection with the corona virus (Covid-19). THAT'S WHY THERE WILL BE NO CHURCH SERVICES THEREFORE!""
also why is there a drawn vagina x-ray
funny
vee goes to church
oh
Vee still owes me one thermonuclear bomb
ask the artist https://youtu.be/Tft54OQgfiA
Decided to upload my rip of this masterpiece, even though there's already 3 video's on youtube. Ripped from tape (https://www.discogs.com/Friedhof-BeteigeuzeBeelzebub/release/15595434).
Sigfrid's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD5ijCeoLJM
Labels: Dominance Of Darkness Records, Narbentage Produktionen
0:00 01 Feuchte Gräber (Intro)
1:26 ...
vee owes me a oversized hoodie
Se suicider is basically a descriptive or a reflexive verb
It basically means to take your own life
vee owes me many therapy sessions
alternatively if she's transphobic financial capitalist/banker party
oh so it means "kill myself"
Cringe
Yes
@mental oxide
I'm done thinking about killing myself
i love you
I now wish to do it to others
you stopped playing league?
Never started
hoe?
rude
BRO this is the artist behind the music telling some guy to listen to someone else's rip instead of the official upload cause it's better quality?????
amazing
you wouldn't rip a car
What was rude was waking up to my masterpiece being called "myballzium"
Now that was rude
Didn't know "pissandshittium" got forked
its incredibility
It was actually a fork of Embeddium which is a fork of Sodium
I support LexForge
Best mod loader
Fr
what's even the point of embeddium
Sodium but not for Fabric
isn't sodium gettting a nf port and embeddium dropped forge
i mean, if content ID is enabled, they get paid either way
how does someone do that
isnt sodium being hostile to forks because of donation metadata now 
@glossy swallow install noxesium
they just relicensed
Sodium new license cringe
clueless
Dubiously legal, unsure if they even had a CLA
CLA is 
this is underground music bro ain't making much if anything at all
people actually read licenses?
sodium balls
they got major contributor's permission (not mine but i just changed like one line LOL)
blueless
average vencord PR

single line isn't really licenseable
topp
submit 1 tiny change

