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Happy world war 3 guys ^^
yea fair lol
Weāre def in it
the armistice ending wouldn't necessarily singlehandedly cause WW3
and im not sure why you are involving north koreas existence into a convo about social care
imo
Why tf the recession and all this bad shit like Covid had to happen when I become an adult?
because... that's where a lot of tax money goes
the military
HELP CLASS OF 2020 WE ARE NOT OK
ah yes, the military, a great source of social care in the form of preparing for a war
Prepare the boom boom button
im not even an adult... yet
the money could've been used on more social care...
feels like Gen-Zzz will end up being one of the forgotten generations
25 days, and i will be 18
y'all are old
this is a dumb take
you are young
yes I added the extra Zs on purpose as a joke
im 17, almost 18
age of majority is 19 here
Weāre ALL gonna be forgotten when everyone is dead due to climate change and world war ^^
that is definitively not old
bru headass i dont need 15 year olds calling me old š
Old
I literally have an 18 year old friend who calls me grandma š like we are not 4 years apart
I'm not 15 anyway
you're old tho
yeah and it doesn't help that a lot of people don't believe the climate change part is real, or that war can't possibly break out on US soil
i really am not
compared to me you are 
Iām delusional but not this kind. Iām the āeveryone is staring at me because Iām hotā kindā¦
This is just stupid asf
this is another way the republicans are disseminating social divide!
AHHHHHHH
Phantomcat of meowloween
bru headass shouldnt you be in school rn???
I'm more competent than that dw
2:35 pm
its like 10am
school ended early
woah
Thereās only one thing worst than a {redacted}ā¦. A child
exams are over
so short classes
thats what they all say
Thatās like, at least 40% of this server
i cannot believe anyone that is 14 can be mentally sane
Do you not know the vine⦠šmy age is showing omg
no like seriously i am quite sane trust me
I know what I'm doing dw
I know the vine, Iām old too smh
Every 14 year old thinks theyāre more mature than other 14 year olds LMFAOOOO
bru you closer to 12 than being able to drink alcohol
us can play pretend money while playing @keen junco check if im going on all my app version i've actually it continues to flirt with like, idk nvm
Cmon letās go get new knees together
I never said I'm mature
ion wanna hear that shit
the vine??
YES, THE VINE
horror
other good phrases to remember:
- Think of the children
- Anti-Terrorism
etc.
Hint: When a government tries to use such terms, don't believe it at face value, as they could be hiding something else
BEFORE TIKTOK! BEFORE MUSICALLY, THERE WAS VINE
I know what video you mean but never used vine
I never used it myself to post but I watched a lot of vines
the vine as in the particular video they referenced
No, the vine I was saying āthereās only one thing worse than a {redacted}ā¦. A CHILD
y'all are quite old imo
we really arent
you will understand when you are older
We are not old š
very funny video ngl
or well you wont
22 isnāt old 
One of my favorite vines fr
THANK YOU
give me a spoonfull
no
IM YOUTHFUL
bru i love spoonfull
nope
THAS CRAZY
22 is wine in the making
I'm 34, get off my lawn
22 is old
17.9 is old
LMFAO FUCK YOUUUU
Can I eat ur lawn
sure
seriously...?
See thatās old, you care about lawns and shit
I wouldnāt know bozo! But I did have the big tvs with the big ass back on it
old ass
i need those tvs
2006 didnt have those tvs
it still had thick tvs
but not as thick as the uhhhh i dont remember hte name
CRTs were so good compared to any flat panel for many years, I stuck with my CRT up until dec 2010
Crtās pretty cool
CRTs in my opinion are peak. They are objectively better than lcd in many ways
I miss mine, used to sit in front of that hoe and watch the music channel
that hurts your eyes!
@unreal siren
insane to 120
@paper gate
Hence why Iāve had glasses since I was 11 ^^
hiii
@paper gate https://youtube.com/shorts/qcqhwlslzgA
(it is a myth))
I got glasses only recently and only use them occasionally (do need prescription safety goggles at work tho)
The myth was especially popular with CRTs because it was new, seems to have calmed down nowadays
Oh, well my eyes are just fucked from genetics then 𤩠idk if my father had good eyesight, he dead, but my mom is SUPPOSED to wear glasses
with the main focus being bluelight
You're literally in retirement age
man iām 18
Ive been blessed/cursed with far farsightedness
time for my deathbed
both my mom and dad wear glasses
Exactly
i am blind as fuck
DEATH TO ALL THE 18 YEAR OLDS CALLING ME OLD
like lowkey i cannot read text from my laptop
ur old
Sameeee
you're old
Ur old
bru keep me out of it
You're old
YES Literallt I have to wear them to see my laptop
you are 12
YOU WILL ALL COUGH IN 3 DAYS
no I'm not 12
Nope
I now the baby aināt talkingā¦
you're old anyway
GET YO GOO GOO GAGA ASS OUTTA GROWN FOLK BUSINESS
fuck off
its so bad because i want to watch my show lying down, but my glasses bother me š
i like this person can we keep them
You arenāt even old enough to cuss! Iām telling your parents
idgaf
bru you getting schooled shut the fuck up
nty
LMFAO LITERALLY CANT EVEN ENJOY LAYING DOWN AND SEEING AT THE SAME TIME
i get it, you are becoming hormonal, but no need to act out!
What's the minimum age for cussing
9810
remember: you don't own this place
Hm like 16 ^^ def not 12
So you
who the fuck are you lil bro
Let's fucking go
active developer @ SideStore
haiiiiii :33333
dont become disillusioned, because i have no clue who you are
Not yet, Iām only 9809
chances are, i dont give a shit
I see
sit tf down
You give adult vibes esp with your status⦠are you NOT?
?
lowkey, sit the fuck down
marvin is 18 iirc
everyome knows me execpt for pretty much everyone
I am. But figured maybe cussing age is above 30 or something
quite forgetable ngl
which plugin shortens profiles?
I'm 24 
Sit down, be humble sings Kendrick song
youre one of my favorite vencord characters
no cussing until you can drink alcohol
Then I wouldnāt even be able to cuss
cloes enough
YIPPIE I CAN
A really bad (and extremely banable) plugin called āDiscordā
Yeah you give 24 vibes
i still have 25 days until i can cuss
tysm
i should sleep its like 2
who wanna get shitfaced with me on my birthday
death to person below me
You only exist in Vencord
just kidding i already know who i am getting shitfaced with
Bet
RIP MARVIN
meeeee
your below me
rest in PISS marvin
RIP US
Nooo
See itās not a hood thing
Yuck
bru wdym a hood thing
From a convo from earlier
I wouldn't ask
pissing on people???
No lmfao
I said it's a hood thing earlier
Resting in piss
bro
bro
debug info: > draw; > }
wasnt in there
What's up sis
Kevin what are you saying my G
He's trained on your messages
do you know kevin is sentient?
only the most intelligent can comprehend
you have to be on a higher plane of existence to understand kevin
Can you explain for us mortals
Samu would you drunk drive with me
Well no one here will get it then?
hell no i don't understand his ass
i do not condone illegal behaviour
i'm on a completely normal and average plane of existence
Damn I thought you were acoustic
idek where you are from
Iām Lebanese š©āā¤ļøāšāš©
you shouldnt have a hard time understanding kevin
fuck I'm bad at geography
the far part of spain
OMG IS THST A COMPLIMENT?!
I don't think it's that far away tho
next to marocco
Lmfao sameeee
ya
GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE
Poland to Morocco is cheap I've heard
im going to austria for my birthday
Fake Australia
like 20 bucks
will be at the border with germany and switzerland iirc
any plane to morocco is cheap
what does iirc mean ^^
my friend planned a trip to morocco for 90 bucks
if I recall correctly
a bus to morocco is impossible??
YAY IM LEARNING
idk friend told me
or remember
Go to Australia instead 
thats an arm and a leg in price
im going to austria because i will already be in italy for a little bit
so it will make the journey shorter
*remember
I'm ngl I never left this country and I'm a broke introvert so I can't visit even if I wanted to
</3
how old are you
oh
i remember u said ur bday mines like a week before urs or something
Didn't ask
shooting stars on pizza is haxe isl ike java but this ping me and look centered people with me u also bc of victory mansions, though not understand his chin nuzzled into my fourth language i have close to austria for changing their is old thinks theyāre living
Jail for you
i would suggest you come for a day to austria but the trip wouldnt justify a few hours
KEVIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
he spitting facts
Broke as shit but I'd love to tbh
ig
better than what i have to do
My brain is stuttering trying to read this š
i gotta buy a plane ticket a few days before the actual day. i go
and also organize how to get there
god i should ask one of my friends to pick me up from the airport
I was gonna say tell roz to come but he's like 3 yrs old
yeah fuck no
lmfao
thats why i asked your age
me and my friends will all be over 18 by that point
NO DEAD WEIGHT
yea
WE GOING DRINKING FROM 7 PM TO 7AM
BRING ME
ā
Owned
the oracle meal...
Chat did I just get ratioed?
hii ashley
SO true.
YOU CANT EVEN DRINK IN AMERICA!!
CHILD
FUCK America!!
EUROPE RAAAAAAAAAH
Real
FUCK America!!
FICK AMERICA!!
FUCK ITALY
GODDAMN I HATE ITALY
I HATE ITALY
now I hate it too
I like pizza and pasta so likeā¦
WHAT
a lot of europe has nazis in the government
true
europe kinda going to shit
cognosphere are too far part time left
but idc, let me program and we chill
I remain as ignorant about the world as possible
someone remind me to apply for citizenship in ireland again
You know what I canāt talk, America was literally built on racism š¤©
RAAAAAH
so was europe lmao
canada is just the us 2
I'm just Jesus 2
Yeah, with more maple syrup
did you patch up those bullet holes in your window yet
do u think he will do it
I hope he didnāt take your advice
Classic non American. I say something about your food, you say something about gun violence cause thatās the same⦠š
is there any reason u said it
dawg i literally live in arizona
yeah he told me he is going to the bathroom and then going to the gym, in that order
WELL THEN
after being in the toilet for 20 minutes
FRIENDLY FIRE IS CRAZY
i like your tea
thanks i still have yet to figure out what we have to do with it
do Americans seriously like America
but its fire as fuck
also pride month is over stop being gay
No especially when weāre black
no sorry
YOU CANNOT FORCE ME BACK IN THE CLOSET
shouldn't you be playing hoi4 right now
I actually hate so much about this country
LOOL
Can you guess my favourite color scheme
what is hoi4
no
oh is it hearts of iron?
yes
nah my friend just gave me that pfp
I assumed that most Americans do
it doesn't sound great at all lol although what do I know
only american who doesnt hate america rn is the president... time to carry out presidential hits!
iām the president of earth
I'm kinda illiterate about politics and other countries overall lmao I don't know shit
Literally what happened to assassinations bro wtf
#bringbacktheguillotine
iām going to assassinate you
like i doubt trump is going to become president again, but biden kinda fucked his chances recently if i am not wrong
A lot of us are unhappy here, but recognize the privileges we have at the same time
ya fair
No thanks, Iām too pretty for that
nope
bold
idk man america isnt really the freest nation at all anymore
also adirah doesnt have a green leaf, you do though
only thing we're really relaxed on is firearms
I HATE BOTH THEM OLD BITCHES
bru stop hating on my favourite lesbian couple 
IT NEVER FUCKING WAS BRO
we're actually more intrusive than a lot of other countries these days especially in the data department
most other places have something at least sort of like the gdpr but we. we just don't
i think data privacy is the least of americas problems
AMERICA WAS FOUNDED WITH ENTIRE HUMAN BEINGS BEING ENSLAVED! THAT IS NOT THE LAND OF THE FREE
although a problem
it's not my problem
Theyād hate you for calling them women Iām sure
wait no no, its the land of the free for the white christian men!
Well yes
wrong reply and wording i meant that like. i have issues and primarily that is healthcare and privacy to me right now
iāll turn you into spinach
chances for when of runnign that place for subnautica
ur mothers house
Youāre doing what to me?
Yes š±š
But why tho š
do you secretly work with discord on patching vencord
i dont know ask peggy
hmm
what the fuck is it doing here
Itās always been like that
I donāt remember when itās not been like that
Have you ever played that game before?
excuse me for not being up to date on the tagging of gorilla tag. i am mentally well
Itās basically a play ground with no parental supervision
anybody want a free e-z invite key I'm trying to give it away
lmao
maybe its a sign
it's 11:40 PM
I'm tired. Please just take it
and what will i do with it
it's a bio service
i'm aware
you have customization
i'm aware
even a image host
i'm so fucking aware
with domains that are to bad for me to say
my awareness is incomprehensible
wow crazy
i just think of private biolink service and think of skids instantly man
gn vencord people
gn
goodnight person
america's over. pack it up
fuck
<@&1073655264923881602>
no more america
whazt
hi
was checking who hadrol
</3
</3
</3
no way wtf the old profile popout still there
bots still have it
<@&1073655264923881602> d
silent
@fallow pawn macos samara 
@open pasture, <t:1720077019:R>: vencord dies today; pay respects
i have no problems with dr pepper
good.
try it again
probs got a bad one
the existence of a bad one already makes that a no
theres bad things of everyone...?
whats your favorite place to eat
i got a drink from my local del taco once. got a coke. literally only gave me the syrup
no water
that doesnt mean coke is ass
samu when he realizes everything that exists can have a bad thing:
meow āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
kebab store in my local town in sardinia
thats error on a local scale
an error on mass scale is zero to none
not saying it isnt zero
but i am sure i didnt get a near zero chance on that can of dr pepper
hi sunnie!!
i just despawned

Meow! āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
Hi
how are you
bout to explode cause I slept for too much
gm
finally finished my dual boot
lol
it wasn't booting and then I remembered that I need to sign the EFI file
quite nicely
whats german is that like somewhere cold
proof
morning
gm
hello koi
@jaunty remnant nice banner
no my USB was just failing tbh
i found this great article
https://world.hey.com/dhh/programmers-should-stop-celebrating-incompetence-de1a4725
same
š
theprimetime reacted to it i guess
heart broken
yep he did
what did we do to him?
who wanna get killed
who is that
hello gay person!!!
NUH UHHH
Hi
:3
š
@jaunty remnant you're brazilian or something?
did you make me a new account
damn, i'm brazilian
doesnt work
i would like some of my gold xD
nop
pls
make sure rdp is enabled on me account
btw the pleasure is mine @jaunty remnant

Girls
lesbian
hi
What do you do when your boyfriend is ignoring you?
ik but i'm good with that cuz we have souza leão cake now
gm I hadn't slept yet
Tear their fingers off
He's online, but has ignored me these past 2 days.
guys someone help me
Ouch. You sure theyāre okay?
theres a gay man in my dms
kill
he could possibly just be feeling like shit and not want to respond for whatever reason
I do kinda feel like that yea
"lesbian" :nerd:
True af
lol
Fair.
@sand citrusBRU DID YOU SLEEP YET???
hell na
neither have i
i didn't slept yet too
let's goo
No.. he does have homophobic (or religious) parents though...
what's the time for u
04:56 AM
Is this the correct server for Vesktop support?
it's 10am for me
Oh. Do you have any other way of contacting him
I just wanted to know before I just went asking for support there
wtf
Whatsapp.. He's online on his phone though
BRO WHATS THE POINT
he's coming out
whatsapp trolling
Wh?
lmfaoo
Not the time
Read the room
Blu when u gonna go 2 sleep
its the time, because whatsapp does that. Put me as online for a full week
idk
Turns out it was because the app was open in the background of my pc
vns whitenames | cool people
why?
Im not familiar with whatsapp. Try evaluating all your options
idk curious since ur still awake and it's 5am
when i say something, chances are I mean it
yurr
I'm considering an all nighter
vns husk | everyone else
i need to sleep but the evil blue lights from my screen don't let me feel sleepy
what does this mean
segregation
blue light filt er
No one is an ass hat
gay man
i hate that filter
gay man
Piss Boy
an ass for a hat would be an impressive sight
i saw a video on twitter the other day about how to make piss air
blue light filter makes your screen look like a LCD 5x5 screen from a chinese 0.50$ toy
are you everything you claim to be in your bio?
ban
cupcakke enw song
joining discord servers is awful why are they all like this
tessie blow up this user
vns husk | literally the whole server
ah yes, all servers are like this
get a grip
who are you
literally the
ban
ur mom !!!!!!!!!!! (meow)
yes thats absolutely what i meant thank you
maui :33
Not to reinforce your point, but I think you are a little thick in the skull
#gaypeopleedition
hi?
calm down man
all this is unwarranted
had an awful day. thanks for the hostility, just what i needed
@woven prism youāre welcome here dw, just ignore them
Then no need to take it out on others, if you need a break from anything, consider spaces that arent filled with strangers
wait.. what time it is for you?
that looks like an nsfw link
šØ
good job kev
vns
it's a link to a sharex uploader, a screenshot of my hyfetch
meow meow
thank you for fixing vencord youāre appreciated
meow
samara
I see you are someone else who likes to be pinged when someone is replying
vns pythonplayer 123 | everyone
real
not even who I am
sigh
I prefer it, as I will be in a different server or playing a game
i expected arch linux i got windows hyfetch
window
Finally a meme that resonates with me
Ok sir trollman
nuts and bolts
no
hyfetch superior
great, ill switch to fastfetch as soon as I need updates
and fastfetch is faster cuz it's written in C how amazing
Sooner or later it isn't going to work

if neofetch suddenly starts bluescreening my device, I will switch
do i dare eat a battery
I have a feeling that wont happen though
No 10000 lines of bash
Call me crazy
nice crab
Linux has 15 million lines of code, doesnt mean I will switch to android which has 12 million
i didn't read this
Compare that to Windows but its unneeded background processes to Linux code
sigh
I got two pings, neither remotely relate to the message I sent
we were talking about bash written neofetch vs C written fastfetch then you talked about linux lines of code vs android lines of code, what's your point?
itās all code


Wtf this reminded me of the old leading face
Why can't we have nice things š
SPARKLE SVG GET OUT
Coordinates to your location
Nerdy ass sentence
they took everything from us
it has width and height so nuh uh
grrrr
the industrial revolution and its consequences
blep

God knew I'd be too powerful if i was too powerful
basically somebody who does top
Who
why is blepping
switch to linux!!
am blep
i used ubuntu for 2 years, i want tie knee ten
thats the problem
you used ubuntu
i used arch.. ||for like not even 2 weeks.||
creeper
aw man
i used arch iso
with
25gb rooy and 3tb home
meow
blep
i dont care 1!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!11111!
nya~~~ >w<
what
@analog swallow
and everyone thought it was real
is ballpa1n a real thing lmfao
I rember
good morning
(ofc I do)
:3
webkit rootfs MOUNT
lmao
back pain
writing that by hand was my awakening
you ever just wanna walk to a public location, stand in the center and just scream as loud as you can then walk away
iām going to do it
whereās your moms house again
guys
i think i fixed one of the main issues i have with swithcing to linux
no multiplayer game support
i can just use my xbox!!
š
haiii
can you guys not turn off voice chat?
@burnt maple
need š
i come from tf2 where it's possible to mute voice chat 
silly goose
does she say anything else thatās not meow
what else do cats say
they're not going to recite the quran
they hiss
special program is today btw
What would those sounds sound like? Iām deaf
hope we get natlan teasers
omg she doesnāt say cat puns
I have no perception of noise
Thanks, really helped
technically it free download the word "edge" being bullied š guys i want me ity
https://youtu.be/IN9CAT3_jQk they made strange noises
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is she just :3
what the fuck
āThis oneās from my personal collectionā
@burnt maple :(
What else could it be
Whatās the intention of that plastic/rubber on the inside?
What is that thing?
@deep token I figured out how injected apps work
no way
yea
can i
It is it's cover i think
australian spider
Yes
thatās cute wish it were real
it could be a safety measure to indicate that the weapon is not ready to fire
it is
:3
omgosh show
mrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Yeah yeah probably
google spider router
omgosh so cute
@keen junco
would u own a spider
Samara are you a spider
if I did it would be the cutest one
if u want me to be
Yop
pet it
Yop
I donātt
Iām nice
Spiders are incapable of feeling affection.
MEOW
I canāt wait for macos samara to release
@soft wadi
how do you know
did you ask it
donāt wanna customize my own a screenshot of pride month for 20 bucks at night because i strike
kevin's most comprehensible sentence yet
is that @jaunty remnant and @somber leaf
well CMON HURRY UPPPPPPPP
LOL
Spiders do have feelings, but unlike a dog or a cat, they won't bond with you. In fact, they likely won't even recognize you. They simply aren't hardwired to be companions to humans and should never be bought at pet stores, online, or anywhere else.
lies
pet your local spider
befriend it
make it your bestie
be homies with a spider
Kidnapped by DevilBro and Zerebos
Iām getting a pet spider
:3
eat them
No
proof
how
@fallow pawn @burnt maple
only 2 kg?
so elegant
what happens when (at)everyone is pinged? just out of curiosity
you ping everyone
nya
and the chaos that entails...?
mrrp
that'll be fun


Hope you won't bite me
