🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[light cedar]

what else are you gonna eat it on

[open pasture]

puke it out

rn

[jolly temple]

make koi to which can tell you bitching about dev and websites are cool to no way tp justify the woooorrrllldd

[deep token]

ok ok

press the button it gives you yea

[crisp finch]

i dont know with hands since it rolled???

[light cedar]

that's a kebab roll

[crisp finch]

yes

[winter girder]

Are you a sigma rizzler

[light cedar]

normal kebab is not rolled

[open pasture]

kebab sandwhich and kebab teller is best :3

[winter girder]

/ban

[crisp finch]

i want to be sigma rizzed by goth chick

[open pasture]

ion like durum that much

[winter girder]

Jk!!

Are you stupid on purpose

[winter girder]

I want to be sigma rizzed by a guy 😔😔 we are not the same

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551881719754784818/1102297721840349234/5o32tt.png

[crude fern]

if i had 12$

[winter girder]

How would they mark as read

I'm going to take your minecraft cars and dogs and then burn your house

After taking all the estrogen out

[crisp finch]

leave the dogs in the house

[winter girder]

That's wrong

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1257665950489247816/1719921334789.mp4?ex=66853c30&is=6683eab0&hm=14ce59929695a765d6538e7d649a34aa9822f1a1ab995083f9a2b40e5cdcf9bd&

[winter girder]

I need a rich man who's gonna die in 5 days that will put me in his will 🙏🙏

[crisp finch]

hi

[winter girder]

You're neither a man or rich 😔😔

But you will die in 5 days

[crisp finch]

exposed

😔

[crisp finch]

i hope so

[winter girder]

Actually you'll gain immortality in 5 days

[crisp finch]

thats even worse

[winter girder]

Imma put itch cream in your water to make your insides itch

[crisp finch]

nothing new tbh

[winter girder]

What..

[crisp finch]

wont change a thing

[winter girder]

Imma posion your water supply with itch cream and testosterone 😈😈

[cobalt portal]

too far

smh

[crisp finch]

sorry fam my T is about 5 so it wont really change a thing

[cobalt portal]

need

[winter girder]

Is that good or bad

[crisp finch]

depends

for men

no

for women

good

actually its bit low

it should be at 15-27

[cobalt portal]

[winter girder]

I want no testosterone, I want only estrogen

[crisp finch]

cant really do that

[winter girder]

Why

[crisp finch]

ur body needs both

[winter girder]

To live?

[crisp finch]

no

to fucking fly

[crude fern]

hard to do

[winter girder]

Well then I'll die happy

[crude fern]

if not impossible to have no T

[modest obsidian]

none of either can cause a lot of issues iirc

[crude fern]

pituitary gland produces it in addition to gonads

[crisp finch]

these were my levels before HRT

[open pasture]

I somehow managed to break my embeds :3

[crude fern]

yes

[open pasture]

it hides links and doesnt let me click embeds 😔

[dawn iris]

fake

[crisp finch]

these are after

[dawn iris]

youre also fake

[crude fern]

i have below 7 for T iirc

[dire dawn]

did this happen before you hid that one button thing

[dawn iris]

they made you in unreal engine back in '98

[open pasture]

idk

[winter girder]

Wish I could go back in time and tell my mom, no man, me women

[dire dawn]

i think u should try removing the css

and checking if embeds work then

[crisp finch]

real

[open pasture]

yeah its that

[dire dawn]

k

[open pasture]

it shows up when I comment it

[crisp finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9nxOPhUvw

[desert goblet]

thank you discord

[digital kettle]

@winter girder KODAA

[jolly temple]

“they ask me for this time to look at camera and use but you havent been working on java after

[digital kettle]

I FICED THE ISSUE

FIXED*

[crisp finch]

its my emoji

[somber leaf]

You’re fake ven

[dawn iris]

???????

FUCK YOU!!!!

I'M THE REALEST

[somber leaf]

Yeah?

[sudden sun]

meow

@somber leaf gm oomfie

[open pasture]

shoda

[sudden sun]

gm oomf

[somber leaf]

Honestly

Idc

[dawn iris]

doxxed

[somber leaf]

Vista was good

[digital kettle]

chat

should

[mental oxide]

HAI SODA

[crisp finch]

yes

[digital kettle]

poke add 1080P

[dawn iris]

guys

my real name is Ven

no meme

[crude fern]

no

[harsh minnow]

a story in two parts

[crude fern]

its not

[mental oxide]

honestly not even that bad if real

[crude fern]

that is not his name

[mental oxide]

:(

[crisp finch]

ok, imma head out

[somber leaf]

Only for videos with av1 encodes :3

[mental oxide]

no Miguel...

:(

[dawn iris]

*and gorls

[digital kettle]

sure :3

i will

[crude fern]

WHY WOULD HIS NAME BE MIGUEL

[dawn iris]

[crude fern]

[winter girder]

Haii vee!!!!!!!

[mental oxide]

it's a cute name

[digital kettle]

also youtube removed h254 anyways @somber leaf

for HD

[crude fern]

@somber leaf change ur name to miguel and im unfriending you

[somber leaf]

H264 isn’t really all that good > 480

[dawn iris]

just like that dude from road to eldorado

[mental oxide]

@somber leaf change your name to Miguel i'd be really grateful

[digital kettle]

openh264 got removed from youtube's HD @somber leaf

it just returns SD now

[dawn iris]

@somber leaf Unused Sho Is Wasted Sho change your name to Miguel, it's part of a plot line i cant tell you about

[somber leaf]

They use x264 not openh264

[dawn iris]

izustare

[digital kettle]

it just

got removed

[winter girder]

Ashley what's your rizz sigma gyatt level

[digital kettle]

tho

[somber leaf]

Ye

Which is good

[digital kettle]

like 264

[jolly temple]

beggars cant stop koi its long time

[digital kettle]

got removed

[lapis lava]

insane

[somber leaf]

It sucks >480

[digital kettle]

no it isnt - you need javascript to watch in HD now

[dawn iris]

Soda what's the best way to encde video (I want it to be unwatchable)

[winter girder]

They got tired of the YouTube downloaders

[lapis lava]

cat /dev/urandom > video.mp4

[open pasture]

how does one remove help burron without removing all links 😔

[digital kettle]

poke's video merger exists

[crude fern]

@jaunty remnant's name is prob that

[somber leaf]

Mjpeg using libjpeg-turbo with the quality set to 1

[lapis lava]

hint: use attribute selectors

[open pasture]

guh?

[lapis lava]

https://google.it

[winter girder]

@jaunty remnant you mean the world to me 🥺 please don't die ❤❤

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava btw i fixed alot of bugs - u just need to do the buffer anim and thats it

[somber leaf]

Just simply don’t use YouTube in browser :3

[open pasture]

/* remove help burron */
.anchor_af404b {
  display: none;
}

this removes all links

/* remove help burron */
.toolbar-3_r2xA .anchor-1MIwyf {
    display: none;
}

and this from betterdiscord doesnt do anything

[mental oxide]

he's so based

[dawn iris]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[digital kettle]

why ru removing help button

[lapis lava]

useless tbh

[somber leaf]

Chat I fucking HATE video codecs

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava btw

what shiggy anim

ru gonna use

[dire dawn]

.raw only

[dawn iris]

I love video codecs

[mental oxide]

we can tell

[open pasture]

useless and ugly

3

:3*

[dawn iris]

only as long as Soda has to implement them in Haskell

[digital kettle]

oh yeah also i had a idea nino

[dawn iris]

NecoarcGangdam

[harsh minnow]

chat i fucking love video codecs, especially webm and mp3

[digital kettle]

what if we do the volume in right click like the speed? like 25% --> 50% --> 100% --> mute @lapis lava

[somber leaf]

HEVC was supposed to save us from the dogshit slop Google makes and h264 but they made it non free for web usage so they fucked over everyone and now we all have to deal with shitty vp9

[digital kettle]

container-

[winter girder]

We hate webp

[open pasture]

mp3??

[somber leaf]

LETS GOOOOOO

[lapis lava]

yes
i thought mute -> 25 > 50 > 100

[dawn iris]

I LOVE NON-FREE SOFTWARE!!!!!!

[digital kettle]

hmm

[dawn iris]

I LOVE PAYING MONTHLY TO USE A PRODUCT!!!!

[somber leaf]

MEEE TO I USE HEVC FOR PERSONAL USE

[dawn iris]

I HATE PAYING ONCE!!!

[lapis lava]

Every Arch Linux user will explode in 8 seconds

[open pasture]

NOOOOOO

[harsh minnow]

vencord will soon turn into a monthly subscription

[open pasture]

sigma

[harsh minnow]

half of the plugins will be premium locked

[winter girder]

With a 50 dollar tax

[lapis lava]

tbh not a bad idea

[somber leaf]

Bitch I already give you 10 USD a month

[lapis lava]

also make vencord proprietary

[dawn iris]

Well, now it will be 50 USD

daily.

[harsh minnow]

sadly i can't

[somber leaf]

I pay more for vencord than I do anime

[crude fern]

@jaunty remnant i fucking hate you kill yourself <3

[lapis lava]

:(

make Vencord 2.0 Mobile Edition

[harsh minnow]

the gpl goes both ways

i would have to ask every contributor for permission or rip out their code

[dawn iris]

Make everyone sign a CLA?

[deep token]

DID IT WORK

[somber leaf]

Simply don’t use GPLV3

[dawn iris]

SHould have in the first place.

[winter girder]

You don't talk shit about koi you bitch ass, this is why you use gentoo

[lapis lava]

not a crime if you don't caught

[crude fern]

vee will soon require a sacrifice of your firstborn child for use of vencord

[winter girder]

You have my permission!!

[dawn iris]

cat hug

[harsh minnow]

[digital kettle]

i am literally from the fsf

[dawn iris]

I make proprietary software

[lapis lava]

i know

[dawn iris]

izustare

[dawn iris]

i know you know

[harsh minnow]

fsf glowies banned

[winter girder]

We should make an operating system that has Spyware built into the os itself

[modest obsidian]

fr

[dawn iris]

but do you know any cool bug facts?

[harsh minnow]

why did my auto correct try to change fsf to fag

[jolly temple]

?selfmute 10s

[harsh minnow]

?selfmute 10s

[river thunder]

This server does not have a mute role set up.

[dire dawn]

omg kevin you're copying me

[crude fern]

he deserves it

[somber leaf]

Stella

I need SSH keys to your PC

don’t ask why

[harsh minnow]

@jaunty remnant kysssssssssssssssssss <3

[crude fern]

idk how to do that

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava btw nino, youtube may also remove itag 18 wtf do we do

[somber leaf]

(It’s for encoding av1 for the betterment of society)

[crude fern]

so true veestie

[lapis lava]

what is itag 18

[dawn iris]

veestie

gold

[crisp finch]

igay 18

[digital kettle]

480p video+audio

[digital kettle]

the only mixed format

[harsh minnow]

im gonna convert your avifs to gif and apng @somber leaf

[digital kettle]

that might

also

get removed

so just

[crisp finch]

horror

[somber leaf]

I don’t use AVIF it’s a dogshit format pushed by Google

[winter girder]

💔💔

[harsh minnow]

then what

bro hates everything google

[crude fern]

ayo bet?

[warped fossil]

discord profile of the game director of god of war ragnarok lol

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow when will you integrate this to vencord

[harsh minnow]

there's a really easy way to get me out of ur head just get a gun and shoot me

[lapis lava]

emergency alert system

[harsh minnow]

HORROR

soon

[lapis lava]

fres found html injection in 5 seconds

[winter girder]

"Gay marriage is new legal" NOOOOO!!

[lapis lava]

and roz broke website by making it redirect to rickroll

[crisp finch]

i will html inject ur mom

/j

[dire dawn]

vencord should track the user's location to ensure the best crash reporting

[mental oxide]

you should do that <3

[crude fern]

rabbit ai

[winter girder]

White twink is wild 💀

[harsh minnow]

only red and pink pilling with me, i would never go black

[mental oxide]

mwah

[toxic shoal]

track their death clock as well

[crude fern]

ive seen black twinks

smh

[somber leaf]

JpegXL or png/jpeg.

I hate Google codecs because they’re objectively bad and they’ve been caught multiple times lying about them over and over to push their own standards for web domination. This isn’t a conspiracy theory this is just the truth.

[winter girder]

Koi if you do it give me your card information first ❤8

[crisp finch]

i thought estrogen pills were green

not pink

[crude fern]

they can be

that one i know

[lapis lava]

@crisp finch want free vencord premium? to do so, send me your full name, billing address and credit card information in DMs

[somber leaf]

You know for a image format that’s supposed to be as small as possible it’s weird that AVIFs have a header that’s half a kilobyte while the smallest JpegXL you can make is 12 bytes

[winter girder]

Is this actually your card number 💀

[mental oxide]

<3

[crude fern]

i am gods twinkiest twink

[crisp finch]

the first 2 things i already did somewhere here

[lapis lava]

good to know

[harsh minnow]

jpegxl-cels keep seething with no browser support while avif-chads are winning

[somber leaf]

Safari

[crude fern]

add ssn and thats what @light cedar has on me

[crisp finch]

and the third you would need confirmation from my bank app

[lapis lava]

sad

my bank just allows using card without confirm

and still only has sms 2fa

[winter girder]

You liar 💔💔 this isn't a real card number

[crisp finch]

well physical they do, not online tho

[crude fern]

brb buying cocaine rq

[winter girder]

Yes I diddd

[winter girder]

I mean yeah why would you want to confirm every single purchase

[crude fern]

i need coffee

[lapis lava]

safety idk

[winter girder]

Lock your card

[crisp finch]

@winter girder

[stark herald]

i found your card

[winter girder]

Yes

[crude fern]

can i see ur card koi

ayo???

[mental oxide]

@jaunty remnant

[jolly temple]

@winter girder do random thing to explain those

[crude fern]

LMAO

KODA PING

[harsh tapir]

anyone got the amoled theme?

[lapis lava]

fun fact: i used to use JetBrains WebStorm as my vencord development environment

[lapis lava]

https://google.com

[crisp finch]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[mental oxide]

dumbass you pinged me while replying to me

[lapis lava]

challenge: kids use the google search engine (IMPOSSIBLE!!)

[crisp finch]

@mental oxide how can someone be this dumb

[harsh minnow]

im gonna sneak into sodas house and hide terabytes of webps and webms on their pc

[crisp finch]

horror

[crude fern]

oh my god

thats adorable

[lapis lava]

while you're in also uninstall arch

[crude fern]

i need that card

[lapis lava]

and put based linux distro

[winter girder]

So kawaii

[crude fern]

i have never wanted to engage in capitalism more

[somber leaf]

Webm isn’t bad because Google didn’t make it. It’s literally a renamed MKV

[winter girder]

You look like a gay fish

[harsh tapir]

thanks for the search engine 😵‍💫

[mental oxide]

@jaunty remnant i kinda wish there was a way to get tattoos in HSR

[crude fern]

@light cedar im sorry im becoimng a capitalist

[harsh minnow]

webm with vp9 in it

[crude fern]

ive seen the ways of cat credit card

no more anarchism for me

[winter girder]

Hormone Suppliment Replacement?

[somber leaf]

I kinda wish Google would realize how shitty their codec development teams are when Intel and Netflix made a better video encoder than Google for their own video format

[dawn iris]

izustare

[crisp finch]

honkai star rail

[crude fern]

soda im installing gentoo on ur pc

[winter girder]

I'm stupid

[crude fern]

right now

[crisp finch]

yes

[crude fern]

in your house

[somber leaf]

It’s honestly better than windows 11 go for it

[dawn iris]

I have soda's SSH keys

[winter girder]

:'(

[dawn iris]

So we can go for it

upDoge~1

[deep token]

meow credit card

[mental oxide]

yeah how am i gonna mod HSR on console

[dawn iris]

@somber leaf can u keep ur computer on overnight?

[crude fern]

@jaunty remnant we need to linuxpill you

[dawn iris]

plead_hole

[somber leaf]

It should be on rn

[dawn iris]

alr

[crisp finch]

i will gaypill you

[dawn iris]

ur coming home to Gentoo

[somber leaf]

Better than windows

[dense phoenix]

horror

[crude fern]

worse would be nixos

[winter girder]

You can't just replace a kernel via ssh 💀

[somber leaf]

Altho sho will be mad because I can’t play vrchat

[dense phoenix]

i dont get the windows 11 hate

[dawn iris]

questionable

[deep token]

win11 stinks

[crude fern]

worst os

[daring cloud]

says who

[dawn iris]

Send me your SSH keys?

[somber leaf]

Windows itself is bad

[crude fern]

i summoned him fuck

[dense phoenix]

okay but why

[somber leaf]

The only good thing about windows is win32 being stable

[daring cloud]

use my laptop

[dawn iris]

no

boring

[lapis lava]

windows is so good imo

[somber leaf]

MFW glibc isn’t stable

[crude fern]

https://tenor.com/view/windows11-windows-leak-windows-microsoft-windows11-windows11meme-gif-22092213

[lapis lava]

best os for productivity

[somber leaf]

Gnu and stallman was a mistake

[crude fern]

oh so we can install gentoo on urs too?

bet

[daring cloud]

you can try*

[crude fern]

i cant wait for llvm and clang to get to the point where we can have a gnu free gentoo

<3

[mental oxide]

i'm not on a jailbreakable firmware

[lapis lava]

i don't care i turn off updates anyway

too annoying

[somber leaf]

Chat should I try this https://youtu.be/610XcjG2jms

[mental oxide]

i need to follow this tutorial

[lapis lava]

wait i noticed something

https://apple.com

[crude fern]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-windows-11-gif-15515388444943993259

[jolly temple]

well, maybe i clear my motherfucking wings

[lapis lava]

small icon

[crisp finch]

like i havent watched this hundred times

[winter girder]

Koi if you let me adb into your phone I can make it disabled

[lapis lava]

https://getfedora.org
also small icon

[mental oxide]

anyways i also need one for deeper voice

[crude fern]

you should

[lapis lava]

https://windows.com
b i g

[crude fern]

idk

[somber leaf]

He’s done it himself twice now

[unique wyvern]

are you a bird kevin

[crisp finch]

you gonna install iOS on it?

[crude fern]

i am too bad at doing voice traning

[crude fern]

no

ios sucks balls

[daring cloud]

👁️OS

[crude fern]

ubuntu touch on top

[unique wyvern]

and god i gotta go to the bank to update my info and figure out my banking app since i accidentally locked myself out

[crisp finch]

you said you would make it disabled

so i said iOS

[bronze nebula]

bwaaaaaaaaa

[crude fern]

REAL

[winter girder]

No I'm just gonna get rid of the system directory and corrupt the bootloader ;3

[crude fern]

KY

[crisp finch]

im so sorry for ur loss

[mental oxide]

get her ass oomf

[winter girder]

@somber leaf let me eat your phone

[crude fern]

wow only two updates

[crisp finch]

| |l
|| |-

[crude fern]

unlike arch

what y'all have today

150?

[crisp finch]

kebab

[winter girder]

45 hour compile time

[crisp finch]

i had kebab

[somber leaf]

Like 3 usually

[crude fern]

3 minute

at most

[somber leaf]

Arch is gasp a stable distro

[crude fern]

brb brewing myself a cup of coffee

[crisp finch]

never update until something breaks

[broken adder]

unlike Manjaro >:)

[somber leaf]

Always update

[winter girder]

Corrupt your bootloader and get rid of the system directory

[deep token]

power of ai

[river thunder]

@crisp finch, <t:1719919109:R>: bogos binted

[somber leaf]

What’s manjaro? You mean the thing people call a distro? No it’s just a mistake

[winter girder]

That's a local ip you dumbass

[deep token]

true

[broken adder]

ok, sorry for comparing it to a proper distro

[dire dawn]

OMG HOP ON 192.168.1.1

[crisp finch]

ur mom should update her status on facebook to taken by me /j

[winter girder]

Lame

[somber leaf]

Koi can I have your boot loader password

[winter girder]

I need a massage, life so stressful

[crisp finch]

message

[desert goblet]

idk if anybody needs them but here, have some blinkies

[crisp finch]

sadly cant put them in discord bio

[winter girder]

Emojo

[desert goblet]

websites in question

[crisp finch]

no, not emoji

[somber leaf]

USE ARGON NOT SHA

[crisp finch]

too lazy to learn how to make a websites

i never would have use for it

[desert goblet]

beams information on how to make a website into your membrane

[winter girder]

Guhhz I need a bf so badly

[crisp finch]

wtf

[winter girder]

What the fuck

[somber leaf]

Guhhh I need to die from being crushed by some thighs

[crisp finch]

hi

[winter girder]

/generate boyfriend

It not work

[desert goblet]

hOW MANY ACCOUNTS DOES THIS GUY NEED

[daring cloud]

join the shitternet

[dawn iris]

I need to witness the fall of my enemies

[winter girder]

50 more

[dawn iris]

this is the goal

[daring cloud]

how else do you avoid VAC bans

[winter girder]

:(

[mental oxide]

@winter girder rate the DualSense's Stand Ups

[somber leaf]

Ven please please please design this lib for me im stuck in limbo

I can’t even make a MVP

[winter girder]

10/10 I love the purple one :333

[dawn iris]

hop on vc

[somber leaf]

I’M AT WORK

hahahahahaha

[dawn iris]

I got my design juice (whiskey)

NecoarcGangdam

[winter girder]

Soda is a legal adult I think

😔

[jolly temple]

yep

[winter girder]

LMAO

[burnt maple]

weren't you sodas bf

[desert goblet]

shiggy soda when

[dawn iris]

he is

Necoarcbrebspin

[desert goblet]

i want to drink shiggy

[somber leaf]

I’m confused by this reaction are you not legal?

[fickle cosmos]

I just realised how bassy my speakers are 💀

[winter girder]

I'm a miner in the caves

[mental oxide]

isn't she 14 or smth

[winter girder]

I mine for coal

[somber leaf]

14 and you drink Dr Pepper? So based

Zased even

[winter girder]

When I turn 18 I can get out 💔💔

[crude fern]

back

[crude fern]

andg my compile is done

[winter girder]

14, drinks dr. Pepper, and about to become arch user

[winter girder]

Lmaoo

[fickle cosmos]

I'm 15 and I drink Dr pepper

[crude fern]

im 80

[crisp finch]

horror

[mental oxide]

16, drinks Pepsi, does nothing all day

[crude fern]

and i drink cocaine

pure cocaine

[fickle cosmos]

15, drinks Dr pepper, uses arch

[winter girder]

I need some programmer socks

Guys I'm getting taller!!!

[fickle cosmos]

Omg no way!!!

[winter girder]

This is the only thing I like about being biological male, I grow taller and more muscle

[crude fern]

took me longer to brew a cup of fair trade organic bolvian dark roast coffee than it took for gentoo to compile my updates

[fickle cosmos]

You are NOT 88

[crude fern]

shes 18

[crude fern]

have you seen him

[fickle cosmos]

Yes

[winter girder]

I still haven't seen a koi face reveal

[dire dawn]

yeah im not leaving that up 😭

[fickle cosmos]

Is not

[crude fern]

hes hot can confirm

[fickle cosmos]

Koi will never do a face reveal

[winter girder]

I may do face reveal when I feel confident enough

[crude fern]

most have seen urs

[fickle cosmos]

*in 22 years

[winter girder]

I want it nowwww!!!!!

[fickle cosmos]

Proof?

[mental oxide]

@jaunty remnant road to 1000+ hours

[fickle cosmos]

Palastation app

[winter girder]

S

[winter girder]

Hi Ak?ra

[crude fern]

ive literally seen koi

[mental oxide]

hi

[somber leaf]

Chat can I sue Google for them making me suicidal

[fickle cosmos]

I didn't ask you shush pls thanks

[winter girder]

No sadly

[crude fern]

yes

god

[fickle cosmos]

Omg no way

[crude fern]

your built like a train

[winter girder]

Koi go in front of a mirror and take a picture of the mirror 🔥🔥

[crude fern]

this is actually koi

koda youve seen me before prob

[fickle cosmos]

This just reminded me of them Facebook people selling mirrors 😭

[crude fern]

[winter girder]

I hate it when people say "what a fine young gentleman" like... I know I'm fine but you don't have to say it 🎀🎀

[somber leaf]

I’m actually rain bolt and I’m going to dox you (I already know where you live)

[winter girder]

I have not in fact

[crude fern]

h-how>>>>>

how????\

[somber leaf]

OH MY GOD koda

[winter girder]

WHAT

[crude fern]

literally

[fickle cosmos]

🤨

[crude fern]

ive posted my face like 20 times here

[somber leaf]

Change your name I keep on thinking people are misspelling soda

[crude fern]

[winter girder]

Need picture

[fickle cosmos]

Can you make that 21 times

[winter girder]

No >:[

[crude fern]

sure

im not taking a new picture

[somber leaf]

@soft wadi what’s his addy I know you got it

[crude fern]

lighting rn is shit

[fickle cosmos]

Lazy

[fickle cosmos]

Excuses smh

[crude fern]

adderall

[winter girder]

Send message link

[mental oxide]

my dream is to wake up in Herta's Space Station in Stelle's body

[winter girder]

No do regulars

[somber leaf]

Oh she only knows where I live and work and my location 24/7? I see how it is

[crude fern]

lemme grab my meds first and then bet

[jolly temple]

///<

[crude fern]

does sho have your ssn

[somber leaf]

I’ve actually flashed it before in a video I sent her

[crude fern]

so???

[winter girder]

Today I learned what a vpl was

[crude fern]

@light cedar has mine

[somber leaf]

I thought this was VPX for a second and I had WWII flashbacks

[crude fern]

that sounds wrong out of context

[winter girder]

💀

[mental oxide]

all i have is koi's number

[somber leaf]

DONT TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT

[fickle cosmos]

Leak kois number fr

[mental oxide]

no stay away

[empty echo]

😭

[fickle cosmos]

LEAK THE NUMBER

[winter girder]

Koiii give me your number

Actually

[somber leaf]

Sure why not

[mental oxide]

i shouldn't have said that

[winter girder]

Those international text fees would go crazy

[somber leaf]

I text koi and sho for free :3

[crude fern]

dw taking my normal pills rn

[winter girder]

I don't get why it cost money

[winter girder]

Lucky

[fickle cosmos]

Just get a plan that covers international texts

[winter girder]

Idk if my plan covers it tbh

[somber leaf]

Kill yourself for referencing dream

[fickle cosmos]

Check then lol

[crude fern]

better things i could do that for tbh

[mental oxide]

@jaunty remnant are you also sending your selfie with long hair

[light cedar]

nop

[mental oxide]

.

[winter girder]

Nvm it does

[somber leaf]

WAIT KOI WITH LONG HAIR?

I HAVENT SEEN

[verbal ledge]

koi fish

[somber leaf]

PLEASE KOI

[fickle cosmos]

[dawn iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTnjnIX1lp0

[crude fern]

@jaunty remnant and @somber leaf face reveal

[crude fern]

i GOTTA SEE THIS

[mental oxide]

@jaunty remnant how dare you not show that to soda

[somber leaf]

I’m a ginger dumbass

[mental oxide]

he says he didn't

[winter girder]

I haven't 💔💔

[crude fern]

shut up irish

no soul

no bitches

[mental oxide]

hands down on soda you scallywag

[crude fern]

no uh......

uhm

fuck

ran out of insults

[fickle cosmos]

Not all gingers are Irish smh

[winter girder]

That's what a Irish person would say

[fickle cosmos]

IM NOT FUCKING IRISH

[crude fern]

ive seen his name i bet 20$ hes irish

[fickle cosmos]

Stereotyping I see

[crude fern]

@light cedar send face reveal to my dms

[crude fern]

TRUST ME

nice phone im stealing it

[fickle cosmos]

I don't particularly feel like you're a trustable human

[crude fern]

im also stealing your body but thats for satanic rituals

@jaunty remnant is soda irish

youve seen his name

alright

how

fucking hell

thats

[fickle cosmos]

You bet money on it too

[crude fern]

not an ethniciety

[mental oxide]

i love this video

[crude fern]

which part

i will kill you if you say nyc

i hate nyc

i hope russia blows that shithole up

I ASDLKFJQWEFKJAsd

[jolly temple]

enjoy your full name, billing address and post their oxidation state

[crude fern]

KOI

[fickle cosmos]

I'm gonna tell biden this

Go away tiramisu

Thanks

Btw the domain expires in like 6 months

What in the 20x20 image is that

[somber leaf]

IM FUCKING GERMAN

[mental oxide]

you should meet with vee

[crude fern]

ngl

same thing

german

irish

whats the difference

[mental oxide]

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[crude fern]

lets go

:3

[mental oxide]

HORROR discord decided to record a voice message out of the blue, horrid

[somber leaf]

I don’t have family in Germany anymore they all ran from hitler

[crude fern]

@jaunty remnant racially profile me

[somber leaf]

Yes

[crude fern]

the 4th reich??

[somber leaf]

Wait my passport isn’t valid in the EU

[light cedar]

nop

[crude fern]

yes*

[mental oxide]

@jaunty remnant

[crude fern]

you will

[tall vale]

I'm the developer of ""

[mental oxide]

USA?

[crude fern]

I HOPE YOU DIE

[somber leaf]

Yop

[mental oxide]

yeah you need a Visa there

[crude fern]

THE ENTIERTY OF WESTERN NEW YORK HOPES YOU KILL YOURSELF

[somber leaf]

American passport isn’t valid in the EU because of the EU

EU sucks balls

[mental oxide]

it's not exactly invalid but passport alone won't get you there

[crude fern]

hell central ny too

[mental oxide]

the thing that gets me the most are Firefly's and Stelle's face expressions

[median owl]

mh

[mental oxide]

anyways it looks like i'm not getting Firefly from the wishes

getting her is borderline impossible

i hate gacha

[light cedar]

you would not believe your eyes

[median owl]

I spent 150 pulls on her

[digital kettle]

im adding estrogen to poke

[crude fern]

all of this part of ny hopes you die a painful death

[mental oxide]

@jaunty remnant https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGes96WeE/ Portugal passport mentioned there

[digital kettle]

@jaunty remnant

[crude fern]

THATS LITERALY EVERYTHING EXECEPT NYC AND FUCKING YONKERS

your ass is gonna bomb fucking cornell

actually

[somber leaf]

Can I buy estrogen on poke and programmer socks?

[crude fern]

fuck cornell

go ahead

fuck the ivy leauge school

[open pasture]

rawr

[somber leaf]

I don’t have any city I hate because I live in the city everyone hates

[crude fern]

nyc is literally the worst city

how could you be worse

besides like

[crude fern]

idfk boston

or some shit

[mental oxide]

this can be applied to me because i live in the most hated italian city

[crude fern]

thats still nyc-

[somber leaf]

I live in the second largest banking city outside of NY

[jolly temple]

[manic maple]

:3 kevin

[crude fern]

isnt that fuckin omaha nebraska

[mental oxide]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGes9hEXc/ @jaunty remnant March 7th cupcakes

[digital kettle]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[sudden sun]

agreed

meow

[quasi jay]

blahaj spotted

[sudden sun]

fr

[somber leaf]

No?

[crude fern]

doxxed

planning a trip there rn

[somber leaf]

What city is it then

:3

[crude fern]

installing windows ME

NC

north carolina

[mental oxide]

i don't have a Passport :(

[crude fern]

im not saying the exact city dumbfuck

[mental oxide]

too pricey

[burnt maple]

You're british?

[somber leaf]

IN THE US

also the UK is poor as shit

Lmao

[crude fern]

ello im soda

wanna cuppa?

[burnt maple]

Soda lives in uk

Don't believe them

[crude fern]

god bless the queen

[somber leaf]

I’m extremely American

[mental oxide]

real wanna go?

[crude fern]

want some bisquets

[somber leaf]

I have work off tomorrow because of it

[crude fern]

REAL

[somber leaf]

KOI do you want me to send my tickets to you as proof I’m American?

[mental oxide]

:D

[crude fern]

its only an 11 hour drive

or i could get a nonstop for 2 ish ours

hours

not bad

[somber leaf]

Koi I’m not gonna dox you yet

Don’t worry

[modest obsidian]

yet oh no

[crude fern]

how long to swim to canada

[somber leaf]

Dude I send sho all the time breaking mine

Get good

[crude fern]

swiming

[somber leaf]

Walking is such a EU thing

I prefer DRIVING like a REAL MAN

[crude fern]

hey its only 32 miles

[somber leaf]

WHATS APP BITCH OR SIGNAL

[crude fern]

idk

koi you will message me on signal

or whatssap

[mental oxide]

@crisp finch WAIT SO IT'S TRUE THAT ROBIN SINGS DURING IDLE IN BATTLE?

[somber leaf]

Koi

[pure kettle]

..

[tulip loom]

Command doesn't exist.

[somber leaf]

How do I stop what’s app from sending message contents in push notifications

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/doritos-bold-bbq-doritos-bold-bbq-chips-bag-of-doritos-gif-27570131

[somber leaf]

Yeah

[mental oxide]

put the chat in locked chats

i do it with @crisp finch

[crude fern]

only 80 km to swim

https://maps.app.goo.gl/19gbipTKNVWczZhh6

y'all fuck w/mexico

mexico new york

[mental oxide]

you can do it with single chats

pretty handy

[crude fern]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/5NQMTLHGcTBj6JSP8

[mental oxide]

.

[crude fern]

@jaunty remnant I CAN DRIVE TO GAYVILLE

SHOULD I GO TO GAYVILLE

its literally an hour and a half drive

damn

thats like

👀

tempting

[mental oxide]

shut up bitch you're wrong.

[unique wyvern]

meow

[modest obsidian]

me when

damn

[mental oxide]

yes you are.

i say so.

you're wrong.

[modest obsidian]

no this is stock nothing

[mental oxide]

shut up.

dms

[modest obsidian]

lol I'm broke

couldn't afford a pixel

less about affordability and more accessibility tho

they don't sell pixels here

[somber leaf]

IM ON IOS IDIOT. That also does not stop WhatsApp from using Googles push notification api that the NSA spies on

[crude fern]

soda

soda

should i go to gayville

[somber leaf]

Yes

[unique wyvern]

my bank app finally works

[crude fern]

its literally a pretty good drive

[unique wyvern]

can’t wait to see all the shit i spend my money on

[crude fern]

via interstate

[winter girder]

Ughh, I needa shave so badly

[mental oxide]

SODA PUT THE CHAT IN LOCKED CHATS

[somber leaf]

I can just lock our chat

[somber leaf]

This lol

[winter girder]

💀

[mental oxide]

IT BLOCKS THE NOTIFICATIONS FROM SHOWING THE MESSAGE CONTENT

[somber leaf]

IM USING IT

Send a message

(He disappeared)

[west osprey]

Omg nothing?

[modest obsidian]

yes

[west osprey]

It’s like the iPhone of android

Simple sleek functional

[somber leaf]

Chat should I buy a iPad mini after work

[west osprey]

Depends what will u use it for

[somber leaf]

YouTube and face time

[west osprey]

Then yea it’s perfect

[crude fern]

how tf do i use whatsapp

[west osprey]

1. Install WhatsApp 2. Open WhatsApp 3. Talk

[daring cloud]

a message

[crude fern]

no like

how tf do i add ppl

[last siren]

yay Discord PTB made status emojis large again

we might be back

[jolly temple]

wish me in da paint

[somber leaf]

Do it again I had whats app open

[west osprey]

Press the plus in the top corner and press new contact

[west osprey]

Did that help?

[daring cloud]

y'all get on simplex

[modest obsidian]

isn't whatsapp owned by Facebook/meta

[last siren]

so

[west osprey]

Yup

You think your government will remove end to end??

[last siren]

they won't

it's already been stopped

[crude fern]

great now i have 4 platforms to call soda a faggot on

[modest obsidian]

no but I wouldn't be surprised if they do once general purpose quantum computing releases (iMessage and signal are quantum resistant)

[somber leaf]

The EU is trying and it’s so fucking retarded. Like actually Brain dead and I think a lot of the EU should kill themselves

[modest obsidian]

time to start emailing legislators

just need to see who to email

[daring cloud]

convince soda to get simplex off of f-droid so you have 5

[modest obsidian]

and what to email

and how to email

[west osprey]

Yea it’s depressing like online safety and privacy is something that’s undermined

[daring cloud]

pipe bobms

(/j)

[crude fern]

soda can we start an irc

[modest obsidian]

ofc not

I'm trying to get legislation passed not get convicted of a crime

[crude fern]

i need more ways to call you slurs

[daring cloud]

join my tailnet; I have one

[crude fern]

no

[modest obsidian]

hey we should get an irc server at irc.vencord.dev

[crude fern]

if i do can i call you the fword

[last siren]

@modest obsidian https://www.patrick-breyer.de/en/chat-control-vote-postponed-huge-success/

:/

[somber leaf]

It’s not even fucking privacy. The NSA, the US MILITARY AGENCY, that ya know made SELINUX and did stuxnet got hacked and had ETERNALBLUE leaked. A backdoor is a backdoor for everyone

[modest obsidian]

[modest obsidian]

eternalblue

scary

that's why I use smb 1

[west osprey]

Fr

[modest obsidian]

(totally not the vulnerable version)

[light cedar]

hacking you rn

[modest obsidian]

eternalblue so easy to exploit I bet a script kiddie can do it too

[mental oxide]

i'm outside guys can you believe it

[west osprey]

I meet this one guy that wanted to start an anti capitalist movement and I mean I can’t blame him

[modest obsidian]

on what server?

[west osprey]

but all other options suck

[modest obsidian]

I don't have any exposed smb servers

[light cedar]

I'm in your router

[modest obsidian]

ok so what smb server inside my network?

[somber leaf]

One second I’ll download it

[modest obsidian]

you see: I have no smb servers

also

[light cedar]

the one I spun up

[modest obsidian]

how tf are you inside my router

[somber leaf]

Yeah but the actual attack itself is complicated as fuck and took millions of dollars to research

[modest obsidian]

trueee

[light cedar]

I'm literally small possum

[somber leaf]

It’s about as complicated as that recent SSH RCE vulnerability

[unique wyvern]

[modest obsidian]

remember: my router runs openwrt

not some OEM shitware

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-possum-baby-opossum-possum-opossum-gif-4334824201308609194

[light cedar]

no I'm in it physically

[crude fern]

ashley

add me on whattsapp

[light cedar]

I am inside your router please let me out it's too warm

[crude fern]

shut up

[modest obsidian]

how are you inside my router when there's no case..?

[crude fern]

id have to move two inches

[modest obsidian]

it's a caseless raspberry pi

sorry

[light cedar]

please let me out it's too warm

[modest obsidian]

too bad

[light cedar]

I'm in the ethernet port

[modest obsidian]

I'm not home

[crude fern]

go home

let her out

[jolly temple]

killing microsoft istg

[crude fern]

or i will kill you

[modest obsidian]

almost jaywalked because of you lol

[modest obsidian]

please

actually no

[unique wyvern]

based

[modest obsidian]

that sounds weird

[crude fern]

shut up sweed

you get warm at 1C

[open pasture]

I love vencord

[modest obsidian]

I eat seaweed

[open pasture]

I hate seaweed

tastes like sht

[modest obsidian]

skill issue

make it taste better eh

add a shit ton of seasoning

[crude fern]

@light cedar

[unique wyvern]

this explains it

[crude fern]

its over

[mental oxide]

@somber leaf @jaunty remnant we outside but the grind never stops

[open pasture]

[modest obsidian]

nobody thinks what I think...

[somber leaf]

Kill yourself

[mental oxide]

:(

[light cedar]

I have an IRC server dumdum

[somber leaf]

I’m sorrry

[mental oxide]

[empty echo]

how do you make one

[open pasture]

custom vencord plugins are fire fr

[crude fern]

we do a bit of being based as fuck

[modest obsidian]

just do it lol

just like a http server

it ain't hard

[west osprey]

Wake up it’s 2300!

[crude fern]

send

send

send

[light cedar]

download irc server software, configure it then run it