🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[rain sparrow]

AWWWWW

[solemn plank]

w- when was this added

[rain sparrow]

they just shoved the asexuals in the +

[dark phoenix]

ikea tower when ikea:

[solemn plank]

we should use this next time a transphobe appears

[crude fern]

congrats

enjoy ig

[median geyser]

Wut

[sharp sinew]

-.mrow

[open pasture]

if you can put anything in the plus could you shorten it all the way down to L+

[rain sparrow]

lebaisn

[rain sparrow]

_ _

[dark phoenix]

G+

[open pasture]

just +

so real

[rain sparrow]

or just

_ _

[crude fern]

BLT+

[rain sparrow]

bacon lettuce tomat

[median geyser]

LGBTQIA2Y7MO98+

[rain sparrow]

E+ (everyone)

[sharp sinew]

i thinkm ime lebsiam

[open pasture]

i think im valerie

[rain sparrow]

thats pretty homosexual

[crude fern]

i

[solemn plank]

i find it stupid that people keep wanting to put more letters in

[crude fern]

do not thibk

[sharp sinew]

tjnmkk.

[rain sparrow]

me neither

[sharp sinew]

i thinmk

[crude fern]

what do you want it to be then

[sharp sinew]

you gay

[solemn plank]

it was fine for like, the first 5 or 6

[rain sparrow]

i thimandk

[unique wyvern]

it's just like me :333333

[rain sparrow]

lgbt, lettuce garlic bacon tomato

[solemn plank]

just LGBTQ+

thats the point of the plus

[jolly temple]

my beloved

[median geyser]

Who here is not LGBTQ+?

[rain sparrow]

he just like me fr :3

[open pasture]

i also find it weird because its not like the amount of representation is actually changing it just makes the acronym longer

[rain sparrow]

[crude fern]

why not just queer

[rain sparrow]

m

[crude fern]

shorter

[rain sparrow]

q

[crude fern]

covers everyone

[rain sparrow]

Q+

[median geyser]

Why not just straight

[crude fern]

annon

[unique wyvern]

that's not what your mom said when she said you were special

[crude fern]

thats what you are

[untold tiger]

i didnt know an error like this was even possible with psql

[rain sparrow]

rip

[soft wadi]

yus

[median geyser]

Says the furry

[crude fern]

unlike you i am straighter than straight

[open pasture]

my dog has stopped snoring shes just chilling now

[rain sparrow]

chill💀

[open pasture]

i will find all of you

[crude fern]

i am the ultimate straight

[rain sparrow]

so straight you start to go into hyperbolic space

[open pasture]

and hunt you down!

[crude fern]

ty

[median geyser]

I AM

Liar

[solemn plank]

tysm!!!

[crude fern]

no

[open pasture]

discord server links in status btw

[void sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[crude fern]

i can kiss all genders

[median geyser]

I AM

[open pasture]

what distro are you on

[crude fern]

and still be straight

[median geyser]

[unique wyvern]

that's indeed what the furry says

[median geyser]

No

[unique wyvern]

is it supposed to be an insult lmfao

[median geyser]

Yes

[untold tiger]

my guy the circle in your profile pic is more round than your balls

[crude fern]

wdym

i literally can

i dont identify with any gender

[median geyser]

Ur country is being destroyed btw

[open pasture]

??????

[median geyser]

[tired sundial]

russia is losing

:)

[solemn plank]

i use arch, not because others use it, but because it just works for me

[rapid aurora]

is this your brother?

[tired sundial]

also wtf does that have to do with anything

[dense phoenix]

no its your son

[unique wyvern]

well unlike you as a child, your balls still haven't been dropped

how about you destroy some calories and go for a walk instead

[median geyser]

U can't talk

Ur a mod

[open pasture]

liar

[dense phoenix]

vban @median geyser homophobic troll

[rapid aurora]

PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM I'M STILL ALIVE

[untold tiger]

damn it stole my joke

[neon ferry]

Done!

[open pasture]

send me your rice

[solemn plank]

[open pasture]

photo

[open pasture]

hes an edgelord and needed some way to win the online internet argument

[unique wyvern]

<:3

[livid crescent]

stop thinking you're superior cuz you're hetero

[rapid aurora]

HOLY THE D TIER WHITENAME GOT BANNED

[open pasture]

is everyone in this server either trans or furry or on linux or all

[untold tiger]

im neither

[open pasture]

no im none of those things

[open pasture]

liar

[solemn plank]

about 75%

[rapid aurora]

I'm not a trans or a furry
I'm straight and I love being here

[twilit portal]

i am on linux
that is all
🙏

[untold tiger]

im not trans or a furry, and im using windows

[open pasture]

nop

[dense phoenix]

i spoke too early about them 😔

i had hope

[livid crescent]

seems like it, idk if anything changes after pride month

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[tired sundial]

im not the two first things but i do use linux

[untold tiger]

embed fail

[twilit portal]

no image perms buddy

[solemn plank]

lactogenic replied:

[untold tiger]

yeah i saw lmao

[twilit portal]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-embed-discord-memes-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-24899732

[solemn plank]

thats a good image

[open pasture]

guys knock knock

gm

[twilit portal]

who's not there

[tired sundial]

i did draw the best profile picture ever

[untold tiger]

or donate to vencords food fund

[tired sundial]

this is art

[jaunty stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[solemn plank]

i love how this isnt even the actual movie

[tired sundial]

When you hear a buzzer, stare at the art.

[solemn plank]

yet everyone uses it

[untold tiger]

the cavalry, they're all dead

[open pasture]

[glass shell]

the creature

[open pasture]

ctar

[livid crescent]

miau

[open pasture]

🇶🇦

[solemn plank]

it's the fucking macintosh commercial

[untold tiger]

stafftags plugin is dead yay

[solemn plank]

nop

[jolly temple]

@lofty fractal

[twilit portal]

who

[untold tiger]

yep

[open pasture]

how do I make the vencord run better I want every feature removed besides text CHAT GO NOW GO SUPER GO FAST!!!

[solemn plank]

it does seem to break every5 seconds tho

[tired sundial]

Yeah!

[open pasture]

mario_dancing

[jaunty stag]

no mario

[untold tiger]

learn css for a year

[twilit portal]

school is over

[open pasture]

guys please use fakenitro

[twilit portal]

summer is soon

[twilit portal]

realmoji

[crude fern]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[livid crescent]

no i want to have RTX and superrealistic glow and stuff in discord

[open pasture]

who is that

[twilit portal]

a friend

[crude fern]

same vibes

[livid crescent]

no

[tired sundial]

No I am a very respectful discord user, my lord is jason and I pay hundreds of dollars for his service (this is sarcasm)

[twilit portal]

your friend

[untold tiger]

i wonder if i donate again can i have a ukraine flag as another custom badge

[solemn plank]

this image is raw as hell

[twilit portal]

ask vee

[tired sundial]

Dude

Free nintendo gamecube

[open pasture]

how can I obtain the brainrot role

[solemn plank]

correct

[open pasture]

how is his hand so big he can hold a game ube like yhat

[tired sundial]

its not an original xbox but atleast its not a dreamcast

[livid crescent]

oh right, you're ukranian

[solemn plank]

are you ok with losing react perms and never getting embed perms

[crude fern]

mods brainrot this person

[open pasture]

yes

[tired sundial]

wtf can you do with a dreamcast

i heard even homebrew is ass on it

[solemn plank]

@void ivy they want the brainrot role

[rain coral]

play sonic

[tired sundial]

dreamcast dont got games

Its the ps5 of 6th gen consoles

[solemn plank]

sonic adventure 1 and 2

[open pasture]

it has a game

maybe even two

knock

knock

[rain coral]

fym sonic is not in sega console

[soft wadi]

hes asleep dont bug him

[solemn plank]

i might be able to one sec

[open pasture]

my dogs still snoozing but i think im gonna have to put her back in her room because i gotta eat lunch

[crude fern]

tell him to wake up

[craggy robin]

g

[crude fern]

its 13:24 he should be awake

[tired sundial]

one joystick?

dude i heard there was a port of half life 1 to the dreamcast

[untold tiger]

how about

[open pasture]

idk my hands big and it still feels a bit farfetched

[tired sundial]

imagine playing an fps game with THIS CONTROLLER

[untold tiger]

you grow a third hand

[sharp sinew]

car

[untold tiger]

they couldnt have made it seem less manly if they tried

[sudden fjord]

me when vencord has to add buttons because #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 is stupid

[tired sundial]

this makes me have second thoughts on the xbox duke controller

maybe it isnt that bad after all

[untold tiger]

the modern one

[solemn plank]

hl1 was ported to the ps2 and its genuinely better than pc at some places

[unique wyvern]

I'M BEING FNUCKING KIDNAPEPD

[solemn plank]

still has activatable dev console in it

too

[twilit portal]

uh

[jaunty trellis]

novideo moment

[open pasture]

lemme innn

reeeeeeee

@somber leaf lemme in

[somber leaf]

huh?

[unique wyvern]

me when transphobes

[somber leaf]

in where?

[open pasture]

lemme in vc >:3

[twilit portal]

what the fuck do I do

[untold tiger]

i-

[jolly temple]

??

[tired sundial]

i like the xbox S controller

[unique wyvern]

theft :3

[tired sundial]

nothing will beat the 360 though

[solemn plank]

@tired sundial also you can activate console and plug in a usb mouse and keyboard and play it like the pc version

[crude fern]

if there was two itd be the best controller ever made

[tired sundial]

most people would play hl dreamcast with that nightmare of a controller

[unique wyvern]

i'm a fuckin apple

[crude fern]

legit

two sticks

[solemn plank]

ps2 half life so good

[crude fern]

and it'd be literally the best controller of all time

[tired sundial]

sony should start doing playstation linux again

Why did they discontinue that with the ps3 officially

[twilit portal]

apparently linux zen headers vanished

thank god for timeshift though

[tired sundial]

https://fedi.lynnesbian.space/@lynnesbian/112642022724593153

[crude fern]

hall effect sensor joysticks and triggers, ergonomic design, vmu, just generally a good controller

[jolly nexus]

Lynnesbian :bune_ylw: ([e-mail])

playing PC games from the 2000s is like

This game, like most Scringle Engine 3 games, does not support widescreen, and instead crops the 4:3 image to a 16:9 ratio. This can be fixed with Jambo's Game Tool, although this will disable the "Advanced Features" video option, which will remove reflections from puddles and mirrors.

To fix the immediate crash when starting the cutscene on level 3, download GregFix.dll from the GregUtils website (no link provided - Greg will send DMCA takedowns to any websites besides Google that provide his website's URL) and drop it in your system32 folder. Run the game with administrator privileges twice, letting it crash both times, then start it normally. This is confirmed to work on December 2022 through April 2023 builds of Windows 10.

Mastodon · Jun 19, 2024, 7:07 AM

[tired sundial]

too TRUE not to share

[solemn plank]

only thing i dont like about the dreamca-
BEEEEEEEP oh, my VMU died it seems

[crude fern]

the Dreamcast controller is a good controller

despite not having a second stick

[solemn plank]

apparently the VMU loooves clock batteries

[crude fern]

remove the speaker

[tired sundial]

the xbox loves cheap capacitors

I LOVE THE POWERSTOR AEROGEL CLOCK CAPACITOR

[untold tiger]

i has done it again

[rain sparrow]

whar is vmu

[twilit portal]

why 25

explosion

[tired sundial]

its a memory card

[twilit portal]

26

[tired sundial]

i think

because those existed yeah

[fallow pawn]

my internet slow today..

[jaunty trellis]

[sharp sinew]

do you. ever think. that. nobody cares. about you. because. i do

[solemn plank]

memory card with a screen

[rain sparrow]

why

[tired sundial]

hard drives in consoles were alien future technology

[twilit portal]

rip

[tired sundial]

Unless you had an xbox

[rain sparrow]

you do or do not care

[sharp sinew]

i think. nobody cares. about me.

[fallow pawn]

my clock is 5 seconds ahead

[rain sparrow]

ok

[rain sparrow]

lmao

why

[twilit portal]

guh

[sharp sinew]

:(

[solemn plank]

@tired sundial oh also the ps2 hl save file is literally just a glorified autoexec.cfg file

[fallow pawn]

lazy

[rain sparrow]

whar

[crude fern]

yes

you can mod it to be rechargeable and stuff

[solemn plank]

i should get a sd gecko for my gamecube

they are cloned to oblivion so theyre pretty cheap

because its literally a rewired sd port

sd gecko would let me play TAS on a real gba cartridge

because i need a sd gecko for GBI

[sand citrus]

how is my clock

wait i can just

time.is

Your clock is 0.4 seconds ahead.

💔💔💔💔

[wise sluice]

i just repaired my vencord and now everything works, thank you so much Vencord mods ❤️

[fallow pawn]

he sleeping

[jaunty trellis]

the eeper

[sand citrus]

@modern silo 666 is kinda cool but im getting cucked by speed in the last stage

think i can prob beat it with enough prac

[jolly temple]

along with you would. lavacast. buckingham palace.

[sand citrus]

thats true

[sudden sun]

my switch is being annoying

[solemn plank]

i still have my old gamecube's (rip) ac adapter so im gonna gut it, fill and cut holes, and put in this third party one

[sudden fjord]

what can I do against being sleepy eternally

[jaunty stag]

dusty

clean it

[solemn plank]

why is it dusty wtf

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun

[solemn plank]

YO

[sudden sun]

so true

[fallow pawn]

don’t ever type with oneko enabled

[solemn plank]

its a bit damaged tho

[modern silo]

u got it

jus practice

[sand citrus]

yeaa

theres maps that i thought id never beat without saveloc or even with saveloc

and i can oneshot those now

prac rly does make perfect

[rain sparrow]

my clock is 0.002 seconds ahead 🔥🔥🔥

[sand citrus]

i shall sync mine

[rain sparrow]

i cooked

[open pasture]

yeah im very white

[sand citrus]

i need to fuckin

connect to a vpn

everytime i sync my time

bc of my stupid internet

[open pasture]

camera isnt helping im at least a bit tanned irl

[rain sparrow]

whar

[sand citrus]

like it just

doesnt let me sync with a time server

at all

i need to use a vpn or it times out

[open pasture]

sending just because same song

[fallow pawn]

xd

[unique wyvern]

guess who ordered his nuggies

[sand citrus]

the macos cult

[solemn plank]

but yeah im gonna put this in this

[sand citrus]

the gang

[sand citrus]

lool

love the last one

[lime talon]

My main PC controller is now an original PS1 DualShock

[solemn plank]

epic

[unique wyvern]

mine is just an xbox controller

[mental oxide]

Xbox 360 ahhh power brick

[solemn plank]

mine's a gamecube

[worthy zinc]

maybe my sad little Nintendo controller would work then

[solemn plank]

put the guts of the left one into the shell on the right

[lime talon]

The controller I used to use was a Logitech but the battery lasted like 4 hours and it had no way to be plugged in

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pat-anime-gif-26506449

[rain sparrow]

why

[lime talon]

I mean, I need a special adapter to match port types

[winter needle]

you should usb-c ify your gamecube

[solemn plank]

thought about it

[mental oxide]

can you USB-C-ify my PSVITA

[solemn plank]

looks VERY easy

[mental oxide]

i desperately need a USB-C port on it

microUSB is so ass

[solemn plank]

TRUEEE

[mental oxide]

it's genuinely worse than miniUSB istg

[solemn plank]

good device
look inside
micro usb

[dense phoenix]

i had a pair of headphones that

had usb c logo on the box

and it came with a fucking usb c cable

[jolly temple]

:sobblurry:

[mental oxide]

ATLEAST MINIUSB CHARGED AS SOON AS YOU PLUGGED THE CABLE IN, WITH MICROUSB YOU GOTTA NAIL THE ANGLE TO MAKE IT CHARGE

[dense phoenix]

then you look at the case

micro usb

[sand citrus]

idk my isp is busted i guess

[mental oxide]

NOOOO

[dense phoenix]

skill issue use a good cable

[solemn plank]

HOW IS MY GAMECUBE COIN BATTERY STILL ALIVE

barely hanging on tho

doesnt count up

but it saves

[lime talon]

Yeah, Micro USB is something I've found to work worse than any other connector of similar size

Nintendo 3DS charger is so much better even

[mental oxide]

i had a PSP 1000 (!!!), but it slipped out of my hands and broke

it wasn't even jailbroken

child me was just so pure

i actually owned UMD's

can you believe that

[crisp finch]

@mental oxide oomfie i think i have pms lmfao

[dense phoenix]

is this wgat heaven feels like

[mental oxide]

you have wha

[unique wyvern]

why am i so good at finding bugs in games

[crisp finch]

i described how i feel to my mother and she said " yeah you prob have pms" lmao

[unique wyvern]

lc.tr 短~~~~~~~~啊

[crisp finch]

wit

[night blaze]

<:i:1165257616600092712> ​ 🇨🇳 Chinese ​ ​ ​​<:i:1165258003356844163> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸 English

Short~~~~~~~~ ah

Google Translator • labsCore

[sand citrus]

i put pro cfw on my psp1000 it worked just fine

[crisp finch]

you really havent heard of pms?

[sand citrus]

ah

[mental oxide]

good job on your first menstruation

[sand citrus]

never had issues

[lime talon]

I've dropped my 3DS quite a few times and it's shown no signs of serious damage

[mental oxide]

nop

[crisp finch]

😭

akira my god

[crisp finch]

my god, akira for fuck sake
there is no hole for me to bleed out of

[mental oxide]

look @ your schlong very closely

[crisp finch]

😭😭😭

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING RN

[mental oxide]

look at the very tip

[solemn plank]

ok vencord how do i check a battery using a multimeter

[crisp finch]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

PLS

[unique wyvern]

i'd rather consume uncontrolled substances, thnak you

[crisp finch]

😭

[light cedar]

you put the probes at the ends of it

[sharp sinew]

hello. vencord

[solemn plank]

what mode

[mental oxide]

as they say every hole is trench during war

[crisp finch]

😭

[light cedar]

uhh

https://youtu.be/CdUwAwgoHVM

this guy tells you

[crisp finch]

akira ffs

[solemn plank]

μA?

[light cedar]

iunno

[crisp finch]

if i would bleed out of there it wouldn't be good in any way

[sharp sinew]

[mental oxide]

that's how menstruation works bbg

[twilit portal]

🤦

that is deprecated

[light cedar]

mozilla just bought out an advertising company a few days ago

[twilit portal]

no problem

[sharp sinew]

what even is bad apple anyways

[light cedar]

touhou song I think

[sharp sinew]

but

what is it

about

[light cedar]

apples or something idk

(misinformation)

[jolly temple]

man country. racist???

[raw lava]

its about trying to figure out if youre a good person or a bad person

[sharp sinew]

???

Okay kevin

man country racism

[light cedar]

nuh uh

https://old.reddit.com/comments/1bw8b1/comment/c9apb7j/

[bronze nebula]

uhh meow?

[light cedar]

you know, like, nya~

[glass shell]

hi all

[sharp sinew]

mrowwwwwwwwww

hi callie

omg are you a gram of uranium. thats a lot of callie

[glass shell]

oh oh buddy

[jaunty trellis]

bad apple so good <3

[glass shell]

now im gonna tism for 3 hours

Ahem

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

POV you send not like us lyrics but forget to censor the n word

[sharp sinew]

[glass shell]

So

Bad apple was originally a song in one of Touhou's PC-98 games

[jaunty trellis]

unironically I'd watch a 3 hour autism dump about bad apple and I don't even know anything about touhou

[glass shell]

Specifically Lotus Land Story

[sudden fjord]

what did I miss with @open pasture

[glass shell]

which is objectively the best entry in the PC-98 Series of touhou

It was then covered by the Alstroemaria Records

[daring cloud]

bad apple runs anywhere doom does

[glass shell]

which is a band I fucking love

[daring cloud]

shit internet died

anyone got bad apple running in doom yet?

[light cedar]

probably

[jaunty trellis]

I'm willing to bet my left nut someone has done that

[glass shell]

an unknown user then proceeded to upload a video of Alstroemaria Record's bad apple on BiliBili with an animation on it

[light cedar]

https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/123304-bad-apple-but-its-in-doom-boom-actually/

[glass shell]

The bad apple you all know now

it was then reuploaded to youtube

[daring cloud]

i should make bad apple using nix trace

[glass shell]

which got it its popularity

[crisp finch]

do any of you are good at candy crush type games?

[daring cloud]

ifd lets me sleep while evaluating a string

[jaunty trellis]

make it play bad apple on loop during updates

[light cedar]

I am decent

[daring cloud]

I mean making a Nix expression that plays Bad Apple when evaluated

[snow nexus]

compresses the update log code into the bad apple video shape

[daring cloud]

I only have one line to work with

[crude fern]

no your straight up evil

[jaunty trellis]

newlines and indents don't matter in nix right?

[unique wyvern]

istg i'm a born bug hunter

i already found like 4 bugs in the game

[daring cloud]

they don't, but the actual expression doesn't get printed

[crisp finch]

would you be willing to help me do the event in star rail?

[daring cloud]

here I'll copy nixos to the store rq

[light cedar]

maybe

[crude fern]

i thought she was being nice once and showing me a cool choker thing

then i realized its a collar.

[crude fern]

shes fucked up

[glass shell]

but anyways Bad Apple overrated

this song from the same band is better
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7LBpqVgT6Es

[crisp finch]

so....
yes or no?

[light cedar]

depends if I am eepy

[crisp finch]

are you eepy?

[crude fern]

so no

[solemn plank]

yeah .74 V is definitely not good

[crude fern]

she is always eepy

[crisp finch]

damn

so no

[solemn plank]

it should be 3V

[light cedar]

not always

sometimes I am not eepy

[solemn plank]

i could take out the power port if i wanted i love the gamecube's modularity

[fallow pawn]

who up eeping

[crude fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162616701884584076/1164891753178988606/a_f1e028b8783cf0757064be9eb3bf6953.gif

[icy grail]

haj ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

did you take your drugs today

[crude fern]

no

well yed

[jolly temple]

@soft wadi can webms move horizontally

[crude fern]

i took my adderall

[crude fern]

@somber leaf message

[crude fern]

n shit

but if you mean estrogen

no

not a Thursday

[sand citrus]

estrogen is a hard drug

[crisp finch]

wtf

[crude fern]

ya

[crisp finch]

why can i type

discord moment

meow :3

[raw lava]

so true

[keen junco]

nah dantes is finished @mental oxide

he guilt tripped laura

[burnt maple]

what else happened

[keen junco]

into getting an abortion

because she got pregnant after one month of getting together with him

[light cedar]

it's pretty easy actually

[jaunty trellis]

[light cedar]

who is dantes

[keen junco]

league streamer

[light cedar]

ah

[sand citrus]

this message is awesome

[light cedar]

fucked up

[light cedar]

no you're awesome

[sand citrus]

true :3

[river thunder]

@twilit portal, <t:1718974137:R>: tar, encrypt, and upload backup to cloud 🚀

[light cedar]

nuh uh

[twilit portal]

lets go

i completely forgot

[echo sage]

just finished my first vencord plugin

[light cedar]

nice

let's see it

[burnt maple]

@winter needle

lurkyyy

<

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple

[echo sage]

now we shall see if it works

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165313835398340698/1253681889836007434/nd2Ybcn.gif

[sand citrus]

some lol streamer that acts gay for views on yt shorts that broke up with a girl to play more league of legends lmfao, i have no idea why peopple care about him, guy seems fake as shit, now i have more of a reason to dislike him

i always thought he was annoying af

[echo sage]

oh right duh no image perms

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/tenken-reincarnated-as-a-sword-fran-skipping-catgirl-gif-27117778

sammii

[fallow pawn]

hiii

patpats

[winter needle]

hii

[echo sage]

it sends the shiggy gif

realized it doesn't actually send it it just adds it to your attachments imma go fix that rq

[sand citrus]

exactlyy

this is exactly what i was thinking of

[light cedar]

à la dream / wilbur soot

[light cedar]

fower :D

[sharp sinew]

flower!? for me?!

[light cedar]

[burnt maple]

These frog eggs go so harddd

[sharp sinew]

i like.

flowers

[idle iron]

I'm gonna drink eye drops.

[idle iron]

It's in your vision rm

[sharp sinew]

i lopve vlwoer

flower

i would eat flower

[burnt maple]

I should plant lilly of the valley seeds to our garden

[jolly temple]

card

[light cedar]

find it

[burnt maple]

It would look so pretty

[light cedar]

card

[fallow pawn]

I will get u these

[sharp sinew]

!!!! announcement !!!!
!!!! you are gay !!!!

[light cedar]

https://tech.lgbt/@smolcasm/112130472307601141

[jolly nexus]

Smolcasm ([e-mail])

a man (or woman, or, to be more accurate, some manner of adult) walks (that is to say, enters) into a bar (the variety wherein drinks are served, e.g. a pub - not to be confused with any other definition of “bar.” this, incidentally, is why the protagonist of this anecdote or story or hypothetical situation or what have you is specified as being an adult of some variety - this person needs to be able to legally purchase alcohol). anyway, the bartender says (or calls out), “sorry about the wait.”

Mastodon · Mar 20, 2024, 10:53 PM

[pine zephyr]

chat why is this update so damn big

[burnt maple]

awaa

[echo sage]

i'm an idiot why don't i just use a link to the shiggy gif instead of fetching it then uploading it to discords cdn

[crisp finch]

@light cedar ok i think i don't need ur help lol

[sharp sinew]

525mb is small though

[dusty goblet]

is discord ok

[lost furnace]

No it never is

[sharp sinew]

lol no it isnt

[pine zephyr]

that sound like alot

[light cedar]

inflates your update size making it big and tedious to download

[lost furnace]

Discord is never okay

[burnt maple]

@fallow pawn I manage to find a homura gift plushy. And asked seller if they can reserve it for the end of the month

[dusty goblet]

im also getting a bunch of unloads rn

[sharp sinew]

525mb is almost nothing

[pine zephyr]

it is alot

[burnt maple]

I need to get 300 dollars from somewhere

[pine zephyr]

i have 32gb of space

[sharp sinew]

Also. nearly 4000 people have. gone to my website. that is. cool

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/mihoyo-genshin-genshin-impact-kokomi-cute-gif-23295401

[sharp sinew]

hypershiggy

[fallow pawn]

omg

:o

[light cedar]

let me check my stats

[sharp sinew]

my website. is cool.

[burnt maple]

I will get my baby

[crude fern]

im stealing this

[light cedar]

not terrible

[crisp finch]

meow

[pine zephyr]

Chat what would u do if there were some pair of robots infront of u

[sharp sinew]

i just viewed. your site. get observed. creature.

[burnt maple]

@fallow pawn I found you

[river thunder]

@cobalt portal, <t:1718909231:R>: take your " " dummy

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-box-surprise-cats-gif-10064777

[sharp sinew]

BOX CAT

[pine zephyr]

box cat

[light cedar]

observes you

[solemn plank]

WHY IS THE BATTERY SOLDERED IN

[burnt maple]

vibe rater girl

[raw panther]

can I get a :3 in chat

[pine zephyr]

what u dont solder ur battery in?

[sharp sinew]

oh no i have been. perceived.

[sharp sinew]

i like. my website.

[pine zephyr]

cta

[fickle cosmos]

Where brainrotting

[sharp sinew]

i thinked. my. website cool

[solemn plank]

NO HOLDER TO LET ME REPLACE IT WITHOUT UNSOLDERING

[fickle cosmos]

What. Website

[sharp sinew]

Mine

in my.

bio

[fickle cosmos]

What. Link.

[pine zephyr]

Chat how would u respond?

[light cedar]

me

[solemn plank]

beverage

[sharp sinew]

five guys. burgers and fries.

[light cedar]

oi oi oi what's all this then

[fickle cosmos]

Imma go back to playing dead island 2

[sharp sinew]

okay!

:3

have fun

[pine zephyr]

no

[fickle cosmos]

I will not have fun (I broke 2 plates by throwing my controller)

[sharp sinew]

four guys. (the other guy quitted). burgers and fries.

[burnt maple]

I found it

It is ai...

[sharp sinew]

three guys. steve had a heart attacked. burgers and fries.

[strange plinth]

omg that hairline is upper than my self-esteem

[sharp sinew]

two guys. jeremy started a twitch livestream. burgers and fries.

[jolly temple]

gay.

[sharp sinew]

one guy. robert became god. burgers and fries.

no guys. business closed. come back when. more guys

[fallow pawn]

gay.

[sharp sinew]

gay

[fickle cosmos]

lesbian.

[sharp sinew]

kevin. has gone woke.

[strange plinth]

gay.

[elfin ingot]

my discord keeps freezing/refreshing every 30 seconds and it stops when i uninstall vencord so its probably one of the plugins i have enabled but idk which

[sharp sinew]

Uh

[sharp sinew]

vns

right

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[strange plinth]

bot that actually smart

[elfin ingot]

mb

[fallow pawn]

that message is triggered with vns

[sharp sinew]

venbot is. the best :3

[lavish owl]

when both are ai

[sharp sinew]

yes. so cool though :3

we love. venbot

[strange plinth]

i agree

we worship venbot

[sharp sinew]

venbot. will you. protect me when i. need protection.

[covert inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/vivi-gif-26470495

[fallow pawn]

ven bible

[harsh minnow]

4head of doom

[sharp sinew]

:3

vencord so cool

i like it

:3

[strange plinth]

no messages in last minute

[sharp sinew]

sever. died.

[livid crescent]

gonna make you understand that you can use other sentences from the rick astley's to "rickroll" people

[pine zephyr]

bible

[strange plinth]

CHAT, RISE FORM TEH DEAD

[fallow pawn]

[strange plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-reimu-social-credit-epic-gif-23518805

[lavish owl]

i want a sparkle fumo

[novel vortex]

im getting everything

[strange plinth]

i went hatsune miku fumo

[lavish owl]

you can get some cheap one from alibaba

[livid crescent]

people when discord users are active all day: get outside you chronically online bro touch grass nothing is gonna happen in discord stop thinking like it will
people when discord users aren't active all day: bro why is the chat so dead WAKE UP CHAT the chat should be alive FOREVER

[light cedar]

so true

[last siren]

wall of text

[fallow pawn]

this but unironically

[last siren]

[fallow pawn]

why is chat deaddd

[somber leaf]

More than 20 words won’t read

[strange plinth]

thats how i lost half of my face, it melted off

[last siren]

guess I gotta reply too

[somber leaf]

Why are you dead lol

[light cedar]

why are YOU dead

[fallow pawn]

im alive and well

[light cedar]

holy shit its brad

wait no

gronk

its gronk

X has Grok

so L has Gronk

[sharp sinew]

ime crime doing now.

[livid barn]

minceraft

[jaunty stag]

gemini is way easier to customize

chatgpt ignores the custom prompt half of the time

[livid barn]

starfielf

[jolly temple]

kokoeko

[hushed glen]

got keywordnotify working again 💪

[sharp sinew]

gemini is also pretty good at ignoring its prompt

[livid barn]

density

[light cedar]

https://youtu.be/pDddlvCfTiw?t=55

[fallow pawn]

yw

[jaunty stag]

never seen anyone using alt text correctly before

😭

[sick hedge]

w song

[light cedar]

I cannot listen to this without thinking about the brainrot version

[hushed glen]

huh

[sharp sinew]

:crime:

there is no crime emoji

[jaunty stag]

imagine a plugin that reads the image text and sets the alt text automatically

[sharp sinew]

this is.

a tragic

[fallow pawn]

youre welcome

[hushed glen]

for

[fallow pawn]

smh

[jaunty stag]

lmao

[sand citrus]

hi wokeys

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/GiveMeBanHammer/status/1804121828610170902

[fallow pawn]

i am not woke

[sand citrus]

ur woke af...

[light cedar]

no fucking way

[pine zephyr]

wokey

[drowsy cypress]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[burnt maple]

@fallow pawn

@mental oxide

[twilit portal]

serverless api goes so hard https://8787-idx-backend-1718996293376.cluster-fnjdffmttjhy2qqdugh3yehhs2.cloudworkstations.dev/

[fallow pawn]

this is 2 minutes long omg

[rare trout]

i will never forgive mr beast for how he completely ruined youtube thumbnails

[crisp finch]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-6181821

[somber leaf]

[light cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/linus-tech-tips-linus-tech-tips-meme-linux-linus-sebastian-linus-gif-25622997

[cold zodiac]

Hi

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165313835398340698/1253681889836007434/nd2Ybcn.gif

[rare trout]

meow

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1253556621905362996/caption.gif

[solemn plank]

this is so well made

[last siren]

anyone else feel like krilling their shell

[dusty goblet]

WHGY ARE JOINING MEMBERS BLUE

[last siren]

posi vibes

[dusty goblet]

WHAT DID DISCORD DO NOW

[last siren]

🦐 shrimp gang on top

[sharp sinew]

hey. question.

the next

spam phone call.

[fallow pawn]

?

[sharp sinew]

that i get

should i answer.it?

[dusty goblet]

why is it blue

[sharp sinew]

bug? your theme?

[last siren]

because white was ugly

[sharp sinew]

they are green for me. (the colour my theme makes.)

[dusty goblet]

dont have one...

[dusty goblet]

no

[sharp sinew]

hm.

[jolly temple]

noooo foiled again but pancake so

[sharp sinew]

anyways.

the next spam call. that i get. do i answer it?

i have gotten.

Like

[daring cloud]

pancake fixes all

[sharp sinew]

four today

[last siren]

yes

[marsh trench]

Answer and waste their time and have fun doing it

Like when they finish their speech you just say stuff like "I didn't hear you right sorry"

[sharp sinew]

okay :3

will do

a lot. of them are nott actually spam? but for like. services. that the last. person with. my phone number. signed up for. and i dont know how to. cancell. them

[sand citrus]

block incoming calls from people you dont know

unless you think its funny

[sharp sinew]

it is funny

[light cedar]

I love doing that

I would but

eepy

well

[last siren]

np

[light cedar]

you know what fuck it

I'm gonna be awful though

[last siren]

good game

[light cedar]

amazing website

[crude fern]

bootleg nitrotype

[primal shore]

fun fact, the day after tomorrow is also known as overmorrow

[light cedar]

discord nitro added typing?

[light cedar]

yeah I know

[sand citrus]

fun fact im known as awesome and the king and god

[crude fern]

.....

[sand citrus]

lmfaoo

[crude fern]

what the fuck

???

[sand citrus]

why did you immedaitely go to their connectiosn

[crude fern]

why is that your example

[primal shore]

Oh, we have something similar to that at my school but with actual graphics and a not eye-scorching dark mod

[light cedar]

I always check people's twitter accounts if they have it linked

[primal shore]

it's there because I don't have anything to do with it

I haven't made anything fo rit

[solemn plank]

what if i tried to make viggy pixelated

[primal shore]

I'm still working on stuff

[crude fern]

please

[sharp sinew]

holy shit how did i not check that yesterday when i was flaming the child

[primal shore]

RPGiggy

[fallow pawn]

[crude fern]

i

[primal shore]

ya'll deadass acting like stalkers

[crude fern]

what

[last siren]

you would be surprised at how many people do this

[primal shore]

dear lord

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187599535262924842/1230149836011995327/meow.gif?ex=6632454f&is=661fd04f&hm=457e9617e76a987d13613c1c057668af459f984498d73e2fd185a1429392e87e&

[sharp sinew]

its a mistake to scroll down on their twitter

dont do it

[light cedar]

stalker (checks linked twitter account of user)

[last siren]

more than you think

[real skiff]

among us

[light cedar]

why would you connect your twitter to discord if you don't want people to look at your twitter

[crude fern]

please.... dont.

[sand citrus]

tbf its funny

[crude fern]

as someone whos done stuff like that

[sharp sinew]

there is. not good things. they have retweeted

[primal shore]

what is estrogen alcohol

[crisp finch]

inside joke

[crude fern]

i highly reccomend you delete that account ASAP.

[primal shore]

how do you fuse hormones into ALCOHOL

[fallow drum]

inside joke that nobody participates in 😭

[light cedar]

I thought it was like
estrogen / alcohol-smelling / person

[fallow drum]

insane

[sharp sinew]

same.

[crisp finch]

alcohol used in gel as solvent

[sharp sequoia]

how difficult is it to make somewhat intelligent ai?

[crude fern]

nothing good will come of a minor nsfw twitter.....

[crude fern]

yes

[sharp sinew]

^^agreed. i flamed them yesterday for being sexual on the internet as a 13 year old and i missed this. i do not want to start eating that can of worms again. delete the account before you do some stupid shit on there.

[primal shore]

ohhhh so like estrogen hand sanitiser?

[jaunty stag]

we should nuke twitter

[crisp finch]

about 9 months and 2 people

[crisp finch]

no

[crude fern]

please

[jaunty trellis]

how much are you willing to stretch the meaning of make

[primal shore]

Elon already ruined it might aswell

[sharp sequoia]

make as in write the code for it

[sharp sinew]

notice. how we are being ignored. when all we are doing. is advocating for a good thing :c

[hushed glen]

am i tripping

[jolly temple]

ban

[jaunty stag]

so true

[sharp sinew]

yes keving. ban. ban the bad people kevin. we love kevin.

kevin will save me from everyone's sins.

[primal shore]

isn't OpenAI well Open? It's allowed to be used publically isn't it

[solemn plank]

please quit ignoring us

[crisp finch]

no public source code lol

[crude fern]

Please

[primal shore]

damn, bitches the Optifine of the AI industry

[unique wyvern]

why would you post a face reveal

that's just so dangerous

[fallow pawn]

""Open""ai

[crisp finch]

i posted my face here

and to multiple people here

[jaunty trellis]

well you probably need a phd in something similar and after that a lot of very complex mafs and a few billion worth of nvidia h100 gpus to train it

[solemn plank]

viggy

[crude fern]

@primal shore please just listen to us

[atomic magnet]

@open pasture the only link on your website is a 404

[crude fern]

please delete that Twitter....

[atomic magnet]

fix by removing

[primal shore]

Whiteroles get such disctrimination, which I mean is fair considering some of the things I heard some others say but damn this is gonna be the same thing as racism, one person fucks up and everyone bites it

[atomic magnet]

no links on websit

[sharp sequoia]

what if i want it to be artificial unintelligence?
ex:
"whats the time in NYC?"
"Mango"

[atomic magnet]

just a generic ass copypaste site

graphic design is my passio

[sand citrus]

whats Up

[crude fern]

??

[solemn plank]

we are yelling at you because you are a MINOR and HAVE A 18+ TWITTER

[primal shore]

I haven't even used it in months, last time I interacted was to rant about Minecraft being shitty

[crude fern]

no??

[atomic magnet]

the Sky

[sharp sequoia]

the ceeling probably

[atomic magnet]

wbu awesoem

[crude fern]

ok but delete it tho

[deep token]

meow

[sand citrus]

ceiling for me

[atomic magnet]

noice

[crude fern]

we are worried about you

[deep token]

wtf did julie do

[jaunty trellis]

still the same shit just different training data and weights

[atomic magnet]

i should get under the ceilig

[crude fern]

we've seen what's happened

[atomic magnet]

idk why im on phone on the balcony

[real skiff]

whats going on

[atomic magnet]

socozy

[primal shore]

I marked it 18+ because no one clicks onto an 18+ account without any real posts

[crude fern]

and we want you to stay safe...

[deep token]

yes ive seen this screenshot

but what the fuck did she actually say

[atomic magnet]

imagine not nsfw talking when being a minor

[sharp sequoia]

ah. i did not understand about anything so im gona say very difficult

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[last siren]

@deep token wanna do 1 typeracer race?

[deep token]

nop im slow

[primal shore]

wait venbotto is actually called venbot, what a scam

[last siren]

noo

[sharp sinew]

look. everyone. Just. report their account. for underage user. and move on. i made the mistake of scrolling through to see what theyve done. just report it and move on. its not worth arguing with someone who doesnt want to be reasonable.

[atomic magnet]

does this rol give me embed perms or just attachment

https://tenor.com/view/hylics-wayne-rpg-maker-skull-e-reacting-gif-26163653

ember perms yipie

[sand citrus]

hi hi hi hi hi !!!!!!!!!!!! HII

what is the up

[crude fern]

@primal shore i just want you to be safe please

[burnt maple]

@night blaze

[primal shore]

report the acc only reason I haven't deleted it is because I'm downloading smth and if I open Twitter it'll start stopping because of stupid "connection error"

[atomic magnet]

it's a movie

[sharp sequoia]

yummy

[crude fern]

ok

[primal shore]

when the download finishes I'll delete the acc, give me a second

[crude fern]

i trust you'll do it

[primal shore]

it's at 90%

[jolly temple]

hahaha no more info i cooked

[crude fern]

thank you

[sand citrus]

i copyrighted that word but i let u use it

[sand citrus]

my life is a movie

[atomic magnet]

same but nobody would watch it

up

[light cedar]

I ate the copyright

[sand citrus]

only makes it more special

[rare trout]

balls

[light cedar]

virus

[sharp sinew]

you better. the people you're following on that account are definitely not people you should be following 😭

[sharp sequoia]

ew, onion speak

[primal shore]

yeah Opera GX is a real bitch with downloads, one fucking tab can stop any download from working when the fucking thing ain't even using 20% of the max network

[sand citrus]

loool

[atomic magnet]

onion speek

what is that

[sand citrus]

as funny as that is u should delete because rules 🤓

[light cedar]

👎

[atomic magnet]

am i getting banned

[crude fern]

idrc if i get banned for this or something, i just wanna make sure your being safe...

[sharp sequoia]

in estonia russians are called onions

[last siren]

[primal shore]

GX fucking sucks, and I'm stuck with it because it's got some actual decent customisation

[atomic magnet]

lmfao

[rapid aurora]

Ashley!
I didn't know you were an amazing person!

[unique wyvern]

yes.

[crude fern]

most banned ppl do