#π§-off-topic-iceman-only
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vduygsdfgyudsfiyg
10 corners
It works
feels weirdge
are you okay
Is this the blackbox server?
no
last time it said 2 hours so yeah thats better
global badges
Sampath's?
oh wait-
THAT SAYS 2 HOURS-
almost thought it went lower
sync ur clock
lmao wtf
my parents use this same time and i feel like if i change it i'll be off
oh wait
isnt it called gmt+2
bruh 2 hours βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
wht tf is
It
from what i understand in some cases windows doesn't enable NTP by default
Behind 2h
which is unhinged
i know this server 
for some reason 90% of egyptians decided to move time by 1 hour up
lmao
ok i am gonna head out now
bye chat
bye! :3
anyways how do i update vencord
vns
I am free software! You can find my Source code at https://codeberg.org/vee/bot
vencord google needs nitro 3x the kettle black??
true!
why are nist curves real lmao
Hello vencord
Ok no seriously who is paying for this
you are
donate your ip to me instead
where
i mean its not the best
Still
i have 4 rack servers
No one's paid it for 60 days
done
kindly let me ssh into one pls and thanks
lol
45.x?
R430
R910
R730
some fucking oracle server
and I lease from
hetzner
oracle
get me one
i got them on ebay
how much
You should by some H100s
r910 100 bucks
R430 100 bucks
R630 60 bucks
oracle server 80 bucks
Expensive is an understatement
lmao
need
No wonder why NVIDIA surpassed microsoft in networth π
what's that
doesn't sound like my IP
you're looking for Charter Spectrum
What does your ip start with
whar
also I have this 
where is apple
Β―_(γ)_/Β― βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
only mutual server
That 100% isn't stolen
apple isnt hosting their own hardware for AI
they are using chatgpt
/onboard

is it possible to get clans access early via toggling it in experiments w one of the plugins
Counter-Strike: Condition Zero Deleted Scenes
apple silicon servers?
they have apple silicon servers just for heavy requests
only 1 install cpu?
OpenAI, more like thanksforlettingustrainouraisonyourchatdataAI
my server has 0
lol
i forgot i have a block list for ai generated content
lol
real
very simple site
yes
Are you from fucking india
π
inshallah he gets bad according to customize discord, i dont actually licensed under the plugins and carbon dioxide in like youre breaching containment
isn't that an entire subnet
who from poland accessed my site 
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sowwy dat was me
Do they ship to EU
uhh
what
@soft wadi You will love
me :3
ATMs are free for you to take . They donβt want you to know this.
Lock in.
IM SO FUCKING STUPID
I JUST GOOGLED THIS
my self hosted VPN was weird so I used my home internet meow
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
oh dear this is happening again
π¦
πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ πΊπΈ
im gonan dm this to u
all i know are burgers and fires
I LEGEIT JST SENT THIS ON OFF TOPIC A FEW HOURS AGO
this is the first time ive seen someone willingly ask for a 3 months code from nitro
going straight to a reseller
@somber leaf ITS A SIGN
π
pretty sure they only reach out to nitro users
Speaking of burgers
I know i am rude
ive gotten like 10 last time they did this
@rare trout check dms
just respond "pee pee poo poo" and block
where is the burger
i ate it
Holy shit discord anti swear

can't say fuck anymore..
fuck...
Fuck man
fuck
fuck
fuck man? yeah thats called gay sex
you sent this to me too 
(they got banned from the only mutual, client hasnt updated)
Hi! Sorry for bothering oyu hooooooooow rude ai am
i cant even copy a message am this blind
yes
I keep forgetting my headphones are connected to my alexa
this server died fr
hi adi
hi korisuuuuu :3
I am all every ip
ur so late
dont care
I'm not on discord 100% of the time

you should be
you don't have to be 24/7 to know that

le bald
block game quest https://discord.com/quests/1249767395795669023
:<
@keen junco insane
@harsh minnow client mod for grindr when? we need vendr
go to gift inventory and accept the quest
maybe reload client
whats a trial madk
π₯
patpat its ok malwina
plugin to filter people with STDs
wat???
my god
probably some bedrock only item
badrock
i mean i didn't complain so
can i keep petting you like a cat

out most of her
??
this feels like its supposed to be a sex joke
vore joke?
what makes you think its vore its a nonsensical sentence
What
ven
i can't see my screen,,
get to work on chai
this should solve people constantly asking why they dont have specific plugins
omg vee cooking..
now I really hope ppl actually read that
@twilit portal are you okay?
which plugins can i use on ios
I think all of them apart from clientthemes
thanks
and not the ones exclusive for desktop
me n who
not me
Can I Know That If Vencord Web Updated Or Not??
hi
mrow
I Think So
Oh
@fallow pawn if you jump i jump
not right now no
not me
mb queen
is that convincing or a threat
inb4 people now ask how to install discord desktop app
or "how do i install developer version"
π

peak regexing ```js
const PluginDefinitionNameMatcher = /definePlugin({\s*(["'])?name\1:\s*(["'`])(.+?)\2/;
Yes It's Updated BTW I Checked Now On Web Store!!
Congrats
armcord would fall under web version i think
is armcord for arm devices or leg
if armcord so good where is legcord
no way its real
why show dev plugins
if you aren't already on a devbuild you don't care abt them
hello people
if legcord is so good where is feetcord
ih
wheres toecord
know ur limits
man
wtf???
i got the black screen of death on my iphone xr and i blame it on battery
time to charge it
hallo
thanks kevin
i have a hyperfixation on google sheets rn
W kevin
lmao
gem
dust...
meow meow meow
dev companion for neovim when
sane people use real code editors such as vs code
You should add an apple music rich presence warning if you haven't already
flask...
oh thats actually a good call
ahaa real /j
@tall vale insane, you will forever code java
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE THIS
Yeah you would probably just have to hardcode it
meow meow meow meow
woken up from thy eternal slumber
meow
I got an email that says that ima pervert 
amb@aspy.dev
sadge
pervert π«΅ /j
uhm actually I was working π€π€π€
we should teach kevin tone tags
korisu@tiramisu.gay
thie is me
Iβm gonna send an email saying that ur a pervert
Ultimate brainrot
@crude fern, <t:1718899743:R>: estrogen bitch
computer
estrogen bitch
IM STILL BUSY
meow
hi STILL BUSY
!remind 2h DO YOUR ESTROGEN YOU FAGGOT BITCH X2
Alright @crude fern, in 2 hours: DO YOUR ESTROGEN YOU FAGGOT BITCH X2
where did my patch helper go π
enjoy
Pour estrogen into your dinner
being tired and sitting at my pc doing nothing prob going out but not sure
i don't like alcohol
i should
you're not going out, don't lie
I eated it
Too bad
we all dont go outside
nah, just you
I do every 2nd day for 2 hours actually
but im busy rn
I have just had the realisation that girl in red is literally just lesbian imagine dragons
And i can't fucking unhear it
twitch livestreaming estrogen injection
I hope my employer doesn't see this
send an email to kowisu@cock.li too
Nah Iβm too lazy
π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
i need vennie branded estrogen
i both commend and gib us anymore to play roblox game crash my chat control doesnt
what?
what
hey everyone
Where s support? have a problem
white name hi
yaaawwwwn
vee you never responded for my request for vendr
i'm drenched in sweat
dont say it
pls don't tell me that's ur brother
dont say it
doesn't help that my house has no air flow
i wont say it
@mental oxide you're a ame fan right?
gae shreks
meow meow meow
yes i love Ame chan
aspy !!!
My friend has this concern
love mental illnesss,,, (love her too)
helo
True
the first step towards becoming a drug addict is to witness some examples irl
can I be a drug addict
Meow meow meow
gimme those clothes and pretty thighs
i need to be this
what
get urself a bible
based samara
it's a biible
how obnoxious
@bronze nebula i just fell will u grab my hand...
Lol
Your walls are tasty
HELL YEAH DAWG
we dont have a webcam so these emails dont work on us
shiiiiii
is this some sick joke of some sort lol
holy shit plasma 6.1 finally fixed the broken webrtc screensharing on non-systemd distros
at long last
@twilit portal is the phone still broken
we got an email blackmailing us but it was sent to help@universitydomain.edu
the walls are very squishy
non-systemd L
@fallow pawn haiiiii
hii lunar
how u doing cutie
yayyy
haiii
me too
No need to worry they recorded my thru barret m82 rifle scope
hiiiiii
hruuu
im on mars
Elon is their homie
lol
then they should be banned for transphobia
@deep token install https://github.com/mdonoughe/neko-mac
transphobic by association
charging it for like an hour right now
Iβm gonna install that
it was previously water damaged btw
OH MY GOD
IT FOLLOWS ME AROUND
like the lower left pixels were fucked but everything except face id worked
oh damn
flip the ringer switch
Native English speakers who study German frequently find themselves bamboozled by its confusing grammar rules. So what would happen if English speakers spoke English, but used German grammar and syntax to do it? Answer: everyone would be even more confused lmao!! Hence why I made this video. Enjoy!
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Is it me that sees that almost half of the server has anime pfp.
see if it vibrates
yea your screen is fucked
ITS IN MY WALLS!!!
send them the most vile shit you have saved on your system
that's so unlucky lol
I can send them whole system
on the day i find it
theres 2 of them
real
you're in the vencord server
@fallow pawn
ofc we use it
universal
i know
and you guys probably can see deleted messages
i was about to send a rude ah joke
i found a cool one for windows lol
why does finder freeze when trashing a .app
you should be allowed to customise the amount of them there are
i'm using the mac app :)
you can trap it in a white box and it will scratch the edge trying to get to the mouse
MacOS isnt real
macOS
^ that too
i wish i could get apple care for my macbook
false
yes, yes i am
waa
its fun
I still donβt get how youβd live with 8gb ram
"this a cow farm, your gonna find cows outside"
- very aggressive zram type thing
- you don't
tbf if you only use like a browser and vsc then 8 is enough but 
:3
why do you have 80GB, to eat it???
actually I used to code on my laptop, with 3 vs code videos, 3 node backends and a website with discord killed it (swap was so fucking slow)
I had 2x8gb and then I got 2x32gb
buy another 2x32 for a total of 128 that you're probably never actually gonna use but hey bragging rights or smth
to eat it later
yeah no that would be literally useless lol, like 50-60gb is the max I usually need
iβll never understand why browsers/websites are so ridiculously slow
:clueless:
js
to my knowledge, mac's handle ram a lot better than other machines do but idk the specifics
8gb of ram on a mac isn't that bad
not as bad as 8gb on windows
I mean yes, itβs a little better than windows, but apple employees were saying that βa 8gb mac is the same as a 16gb windowsβ which is stupid and wrong
yes you might win 2-3gb with mac under ideal conditions, but not 8gb
How it consumes cpu
I've heard people get mac like ram usage on linux by just using zram and ngl I wouldn't be surprised if macos actually used something like that as well
Iβm still going to download it
Not that much
is there a reason one should use zram when zswap exists
isnβt mac os kinda just linux (i know its unix)
actually hold on this probably is inacurrate
close enough
it's based on bsd
yeah
especially on darwin systems
lol
@keen pike, <t:1718899797:R>: yap in off topic
bc on ios you would usually see 103% being taken up
which that 100% is just a single core
oh
out of many others
ok well I usually report my cpu usage as like 350% as well
heartwarming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwPqdH7TGjQ
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When I switched to Mac I was scared to see that
why
Cuz I was stupid
You spit blood when you brush your teeth because you have gum disease
I spit blood when i brush my teeth because I dont brush my teeth often enough
we are not the same
not helthy
lol reasonable
i saw a thing on tv that was like "oh if you spit blood when you brush you might have gum disease" and i was like "haha suckers, i spit blood when i brush because im depressed and dont brush"
@crude fern, <t:1718822611:R>: take your estrogen dummy
ist it how you build muscle?
Minor Fracture Detected:
do not do that
yap yap yap mewo meow meow yap yap meow
π
@crisp finch, <t:1718822673:R>: take your estrogen dummy`
@crisp finch take your estrogen
yall have estrogen?! lucky..,. π
i forgor about it
i take it in the morning
but you'll forget
same with thyroid meds
youβll forget 100%
this is the only thing i havent forgoten to do daily in 18y of my life
I do mewing/loxxmaxing
meowing/meowmaxxing
what that is
i forgot i set the reminder -_-
tarczyca
o
ohhhh
oh my god
fuck off
UGHJ my throart feel weird because i took pill without a drink but these pills are weird so not drink makes it feel strange when i swallow
wwe,l that guy is armcord so it made animations and with us exist
normally i have no problems taking pills with no drink
Yeah thatβs what I meant, I have t9 built into my neurolink
god nvm im asking regulars
!remind 24hrs take your " " dummy
Alright @cobalt portal, in 1 day: take your " " dummy

i have/had hypothyroidism
why is this here
whar?
prefix is !
Whats that
vro

!remind 403hr hi :3
Alright @sharp sinew, in 2 weeks, 2 days and 19 hours: hi :3
oh my god it will actually let me do that
translation to normal language: under working thyroid
i cant wait to forget and then get this in 403 hours
or lazy thyroid
!remind 403years hi :3
Alright @cobalt portal, in 403 years: hi :3
And idk what thyroid is either
WHA

omg r we gonna be alive by then
403 years 
?remind 403ms hii
Alright @icy grail, in 6 hours and 43 minutes: s hii
i think im gonna be dead in 403 years
no
that's basic biology
or at least where i live
!remind 403decades :3
Alright @open pasture, in 1 year, 1 month and 1 week: ecades :3
aw
!remind 365d take estrogen even if youβre still female
Alright @sudden fjord, in 1 year: take estrogen even if youβre still female
I completed 10th grade and I have never heard of a word called thyroid
my hungry ass thought that said thyroid noodles π
Alright @open pasture, in 10 years: test
!remind 2days cry about it
Alright @strange plinth, in 2 days: cry about it
in 8y of primary school i heard about it in 6
Im gonna be dead in 10y get the ouija board out and tell me if it works when it happens
or 5?
:3 :3
Translating into Swedish helled
!remind 3130280184018434810343140384032843042023y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
damn
Now I recognise it
!remind overmorrow haii43iidjfjsf
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
damn
try 32 integer bit limit
it doesnt know the word for the day after tomorrow
or 64
ok
stupid ass bot doesnt know english
Yesnβt
youre the chosen to choose
!remind 2147483647y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
fuck
!remind 2147483647 years :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
tdman
we need to find the actual limit
damn
2 people are actually supposed to restore to search first
!remind 2147483646y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
?remind 4294967295d meow
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
!remind 2147483y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
Alright @open pasture, in 2147 years: :3
chocolate milka oreo or oreos white
Alright @open pasture, in now: will never happen
@open pasture, <t:1718909566:R>: will never happen
!remind 1909y you are bald
Alright @sharp sinew, in 1909 years: you are bald
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
okay the limit is below 10000
!remind 3000y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 3000 years: :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
!remind 2137d papieΕΌ dotykaΕ maΕe dzieci (potwierdzone)
Alright @crisp finch, in 5 years, 10 months and 1 week: papieΕΌ dotykaΕ maΕe dzieci (potwierdzone)
!remind 4000y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 4000 years: :3
guys we have #π€-bot-commands
real,,,
just so you know
!remind 8000y b!!
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
!remind 6000y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 6000 years: :3
Hm
!remind 7000y :3
!remind 7000y !!
Alright @open pasture, in 7000 years: :3
Alright @sharp sinew, in 7000 years: β¦
Alright @open pasture, in 1 year: latinx femcels hmu
why so early
the limit is between 7000 and 8000 years
!remind 7100y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7100 years: :3
do people don't see the dot key/button or?
!remind 7200y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7200 years: :3
!remind 7300y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7300 years: :3
!remind 7400y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7400 years: :3
!remind 7900y !!!
Alright @sharp sinew, in 7900 years: β¦
the limit is between 7900 and 8000
!remind 7901y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7901 years: :3
no i just inherited this way of talking from @mental oxide
!remind 7910y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7910 years: :3
π‘ Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?
damn
!remind 7920y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7920 years: :3
!remind 7999y !!!Β§Β§Β§!
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
!remind 7961y :3
Alright @sudden fjord, in 7961 years: :3
!remind 7930y :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7930 years: :3
!remind 7981y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
vns #π€-bot-commands
π #π€-bot-commands
!remind 7980y 1!Β§W"
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
!remind 7980y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
!remind 7975y :3
Alright @sudden fjord, in 7975 years: :3
π‘ Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?
!remind 7978y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
the limit is between 7980 and 7975
!remind 7976y :3
Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".
!remind 7975y :3
!remind 7975y :3
Alright @sudden fjord, in 7975 years: :3
Alright @open pasture, in 7975 years: :3
free
that's too hard for vencord users to comprehend
the limit is 7975
BOYS WE DID IT
dam
weh
7975 YEARS IS THE LIMIT
how many days
btw you did it really slow, learn the principles or binary search
!remind 7975y this is the absolute limit for what the bot will remind me after, thank god im not immortal
Alright @sharp sinew, in now: is the absolute limit for what the bot will remind me after, thank god im not immortal
@sharp sinew, <t:1718909749:R>: is the absolute limit for what the bot will remind me after, thank god im not immortal
???
!remind 2 hours STAB YOURSELF IN THE THIGH FAGGOT AND PUT THE GIRL JUICE IN IT
Alright @crude fern, in 2 hours: STAB YOURSELF IN THE THIGH FAGGOT AND PUT THE GIRL JUICE IN IT
...
!remind 1y hi me in one year how are you
Alright @raw lava, in 1 year: hi me in one year how are you
i thought you were against people randomly saying the f slur
#ab63ff
but its not random
wja
OOMF
OOMFIEEEE
im reminding myself
today there's the party thingy in my school and tommorrow there's another party
its fine because its self depreciation
hi reminding myself
im super good at that
why do you have so many XDs in your name
no
hi super good at that
then go
so anyway why is vesktop saying that i need to select dist dir for vencord install
go???
markiplier e meme
cant not for like
i cannot find dist
30 minutes
in what car
bro my stepmother only speaks english and she jsut texted me and i almost responded in the wrong language π
?remind 30m remind stella
Alright @icy grail, in 30 minutes: remind stella
:3
i went for my hypothyroidism meds today 
well she speaks spanish too but she took that in HS and is not at all fluent
in spanish its common to have +2 "D"s on "XD"
Can i eat urs
wdym :(
who remembers the dude that had a default postgres password and got a bit coin miner 4 times? their server got locked now
can iiiiiii get aaaaaaaaaaaa uhhhhhhhhhhhh estrogen burger with pronoun fries and a woka cola
I have default postgres credentials on my docker containers
woka cola
7pln here π
π«΄
but its isolated to docker network
I can gib
but their instance was public and they only have a root user
dont you love when vencord just randomly uninstalls itself overnight
ikr im so funny
stop updating your discord
and start updating vencord
damn thats crazy i got reddited for complaining about a minor inconvenience
real
go to support
and needs to be stopped
it does it automatically
idk what you all do to break vencord
complain here: https://feedback.discord.com
then go to support and ask there youre in off topic
this isnt an option
THANKSK YOUUU!!!!! but thats a vaccine drink not a woka cola :c do you not serve woka cola???
even when vencord was broken mine was working
YES READ SUPPORT ITS BROKEN
man
you would eat that stella
apart from using displunger but no one uses that
do not inject the discord with the vencord
so true love automatic vencord updates
vesktop
they should discontinue discord desktop
soon
because the creators are as well
you send this like im wrong or something
YIPPEEEE THEYRE DISCONTINUING DISCORD DESKTOP SOON
lmao
they should discontinue discord. like all of it
what is that display name
who got that annoying username
it was called.
a joke
dawg who got that name
an idiot for sure
get out
can we kill this guy
leave
wonder if the normal discord desktop client can ge the custom titlebar on mac
boy fix yo name
lobotomize this
π§ π¨
public execution π₯Ί
:3
me????????
what i do
bro got an account used by multiple people
i cant do shit
no the other guy
what didn't you do
oh
vban @next burrow annoying username
so you stole it
Done! 
his pronoun field π
you can change name to normal name
thank you vee
w
LMAO
this why vee is cool π
surprising I didn't get banned for my pronouns yet
??? is this a selfie thats so cool
stop having PRONOUN
its only annoying if you pronoundb
no that's a gif
WOKE! WOKE! WOKE! WOKE! WOKE!
ur pronouns are like a single line its not annoying
... i had to click and nolw that strink of tex shows up π
???? on my end its literally expanding their messages by like 2 lines
eh boring
pronoun db moment
who cares about pronouns
who here fw weird al
wow so long
yes
hi
on pronoundb it displays in chat
Malwina are you going WOKE
it's the whole width of the chatbox lol
no im going to eep
wish I could change peoples pronouns π
yayyy
^^^^ it expands your messages by like 2 lines for me
only for Β£9.99
10 dollar
send screenshot lol
yes, cheap
no image perms so im DMing
may i present you with
thats what im seeing lol
same
also oneko jumped in the image i didnt even see that π
thats so silly
silly cat
silliest of cars
fuck...
fuck...
fuck...
fuckβ¦
yes

every time kevin randomly swears i laugh just a little teensy bit
I have a question
what did you all do to kevin
oki
rainbow dash pfp π₯
we taught him. How to sw3eear.
it was easier to send that than what i use
i didn't set it by my own free will
Why is everyone turning bi?
KEVIN IS JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!!! I LOVE WAR CRIME
oh.
vns




