🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[warm zenith]

thank you but also i am scared and also no thanks

[unreal siren]

[crisp finch]

i forgot which variable text box uses ughhhhhhhhh

[mellow totem]

as in the official release...

[daring cloud]

it got released?

[mellow totem]

help me join ur tailnet you wanna see funny number go up rihgt

[odd wave]

yeah, today

[mellow totem]

yeah, today

[odd wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943632241676939304/1148529458190495754/wink.gif

[misty parrot]

???

[warm zenith]

you will use paint.net

[mellow totem]

help me join ur tailnet so you can see funny number go up and then try and ssh into my computer

[daring cloud]

alright making a tarball

[misty parrot]

what the hell 😭

[mellow totem]

and then ssh into my pc and do anything but break my nixos (hint: you cant)

[daring cloud]

tf is this error ```
error:
… while calling the 'import' builtin
at «string»:1:1:
1| import (builtins.fetchTarball file:///home/nathan/package-repo/tailscale.txz).imports
| ^

   … while realising the context of a path

   … while selecting an attribute
     at «string»:1:8:
        1| import (builtins.fetchTarball file:///home/nathan/package-repo/tailscale.txz).imports
         |        ^

   error: expected a set but found a string with context: "/nix/store/k3gfp741vwrmrvjdp3b3qq8xj76a85kg-source"```

[unreal siren]

wtf was that

[jaunty stag]

we dont want to know

😭

[mellow totem]

tf is this error
[too long to send here, will get warned for flood]

[warm zenith]

we have to kil this guy

[limber cobalt]

Max ?

are u ok ?

[jaunty stag]

horror

[mellow totem]

BRO JUST SENT THE HUB

[unreal siren]

how to get muted 101

[mellow totem]

how to get banned 101

he literally sent a link to the hub

[limber cobalt]

i like astolfo hub

[unreal siren]

wasnt

[jaunty stag]

I need mental health support

[unreal siren]

true

[warm zenith]

messagelogger 🎉

[daring cloud]

fuck you, messagelogger

[jaunty stag]

people who use messagelogger should explode

[limber cobalt]

yeee

[unreal siren]

i exploded

[daring cloud]

this fucking nix expression exploded

[mellow totem]

thats worthy of a ban
also why is minecraft launcher package broken

[unreal siren]

it will do nothing

[noble quest]

maybe it was a mistake to backup my entire dev folder

[daring cloud]

not if the message is detleted…

[unreal siren]

the logger doesnt use the api

[jaunty stag]

ffmpeg

i love

[daring cloud]

¯\_(ü)_/¯

[warm zenith]

this guy is so smart

[jaunty stag]

horrible

[warm zenith]

reported to who? discord?

Lol..

[unreal siren]

"stop using a client mod"

• said in a client mod discord

[warm zenith]

alright how much are we betting discord isn't gonna do anything

[limber cobalt]

Discord don't care for user with a client xd

[daring cloud]

@harsh minnow can we get a verdict on this guy

[warm zenith]

verdict ? Death

[unreal siren]

lobotomised

[limber cobalt]

OMG he pingged vee

[harsh minnow]

vban 7 @woeful forum troll

[waxen sphinx]

🤯

[neon ferry]

Done!

[daring cloud]

ty

[limber cobalt]

;-;

[light cedar]

banned

[fallow pawn]

too gay to be banned

[daring cloud]

alias vnuke="vban 7" when

[jaunty stag]

isnt v🍌 also a thing

[daring cloud]

yes

[unreal siren]

had an idea of a ban command that starts a countdown before they get banned, so they can slowly watch their time run out

[twilit portal]

lmao

[daring cloud]

+:trol:

[dusty goblet]

pure evil and i love you for that

[mellow totem]

alias vnuke="add me to ur tailnet and ssh into my computer" when

[unreal siren]

"you will be banned in 60 seconds"

[daring cloud]

when nix works

[jaunty stag]

they would just spam random trash

[mellow totem]

alias ok="ok"

[daring cloud]

the fuck is a string with context

[unreal siren]

not if it blocks them from typing

[jaunty stag]

youre evil

i love you

[mellow totem]

# this string is a string
print("yes, this string is a string.")

[warm zenith]

just strap a bomb to them

[unreal siren]

yes

[daring cloud]

warning: error: unable to download './tailscale.txz': Couldn't resolve host name (6)

[unreal siren]

alternatively nuke their pc

[mellow totem]

ok

[warm zenith]

blow their pc up they come back on vendroid

[jaunty stag]

vencord needs a feature that explodes your pc

[stiff urchin]

according to the magic number db

[harsh minnow]

(they will just spam slurs or smth)

[daring cloud]

start minecraft?

[stiff urchin]

how did you get an access denied trying to run paint

[unreal siren]

you have been sentenced to eternal vendroid on phone

[warm zenith]

[jaunty stag]

insane

[warm zenith]

hell no . Hell na

i 'd rather become a support helper than use fucking vendroid

[unreal siren]

remove typing perms

[mellow totem]

start minecraft w/256x textures and sildurs vibratn shaders extreme

[daring cloud]

[0.0 MiB DL] copying "/" to the store

[mellow totem]

copying the entire root drive to the store?!

[daring cloud]

yep, average nix

[open pasture]

discord + furry = vencord

[open pasture]

that's my opinion

[daring cloud]

minecraft + furry = figura

[mellow totem]

vencord - furry = betterdiscord

[misty parrot]

restarted and it's still happening 🫠 https://bungie.uwu.foundation/6JS7GJu.png

[viral cape]

real

[daring cloud]

IT WORKS

[stiff urchin]

check the permissions on the exe?

[daring cloud]

nvm wrong

[stiff urchin]

sounds like something related to permissions got corrupted or something

[open pasture]

Nahhhh.
bro how on earth does Ms paint not work
Your pc gotta go

[crude fern]

hello from viggy.moe

[misty parrot]

launching paint thru start menu works but i'm used to ctrl+r -> mspaint

ill check for any perm errors tho

[jaunty stag]

Congratulations!
You've successfully started the Nginx Proxy Manager.

If you're seeing this site then you're trying to access a host that isn't set up yet.

Log in to the Admin panel to get started.

[sly spear]

Make it a plugin that connects with the bot so you just have a nuke countdown forced onto your client

[soft moss]

https://tenor.com/view/akihiko-akihiko-sanada-sanada-persona-persona-3-gif-17453164877392228565

[unreal siren]

Or opens the wumpus ctrl+shift+alt+w thing, and you cant close it

[stiff urchin]

pretty sure the paint in the start menu isnt mspaint

but some different exe in windowsapps

[daring cloud]

@mellow totem nix (import (pkgs.fetchzip { url = https://nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net/mh3wny8ly0jvrx5gc9r7c31mdx6243d9-tailscale.txz; hash = sha256:joWtMaQuZA/dUdLEXVF1ius6fiTtyqHkiDTKBFpXD3w=; }))

[open pasture]

i want to hack Roblox and turn it into a furry hangout.

[jaunty stag]

THATS A THING??

[warm zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933774179810037781/1250805932972048474/petrified.gif

[mellow totem]

in my configuration.nix im guessing?

[misty parrot]

@stiff urchin

[open pasture]

I have nightmares.
Thanks

[unreal siren]

[sly spear]

I love this plugin

[daring cloud]

yeah, put it inside imports

then sudo nixos-rebuild switch

[mellow totem]

k

[latent remnant]

WHAT IS THIS

I NEED IT

[sly spear]

"WumpRave"

[stiff urchin]

try giving users the read / execute permission

[sly spear]

So good

[misty parrot]

hmm maybe

[open pasture]

STOP IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

[stiff urchin]

also check if the system account can do so as well

[latent remnant]

is it in vencord? Or is it a custom plugin?

[sly spear]

Custom

[warm zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933774179810037781/1250805932972048474/petrified.gif

[daring cloud]

sudo chmod a-x $(which ls)

[sly spear]

I need to remaster actually

[open pasture]

STOP

[latent remnant]

Where do I acquire this?

[open pasture]

PLEASSE STOP

[sly spear]

Perform a ritual

[crude fern]

nixos thread real

[warm zenith]

sees bandicam logo shits himself

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933774179810037781/1250805932972048474/petrified.gif

[open pasture]

NOT THE BANDICAM LOGO THE FUCKING FREDDY MODEL

[warm zenith]

IT'S SO FUNNY

[soft moss]

u ever chomped down on some legos

[latent remnant]

I know how to import them, but what is the ritual?

[sly spear]

The original plugin was just gonna change it from lofi to a fucking rave

[soft moss]

real shit its a delicacy

[mellow totem]

i put it under hardware-configuration.nix in imports that should be good?

[open pasture]

OK FINE IT FUNNY

[daring cloud]

yeah but join the thread

[warm zenith]

who the fuck uses nixos

[open pasture]

fuck this shit you wanna see some real ass shit?
[Insert the worst beat ever made in existence]

[crude fern]

unno

[warm zenith]

happy birthday dude

[open pasture]

I use templeOS

[latent remnant]

REAL

I love templeOS

[soft moss]

I use 9front

the plan fell off 🙏

[crude fern]

faggot

[warm zenith]

i use the worst operative system known to man . windows 11

[open pasture]

i dualbooted reactOS with templeOS and also nixOS

[daring cloud]

me

[latent remnant]

MenuetOS is good too

[soft moss]

That's true. That's true i read that

[light cedar]

hi

[open pasture]

I use reactos for discord and chatting. I use templeOS to tell the time. And I use nixOS for coding.

[warm zenith]

each time i launch windows 11 my hands automatically reach for the officer's handgun in an attempt to end it all

[latent remnant]

I did the quirky thing and riced win 11

[soft moss]

PERSONA!

[somber leaf]

Chat don’t you just love it when your adrenaline kicks into overdrive for literally no reason so you feel like you can kill god but are also scared someone’s about to stab you in the back?

[misty parrot]

@stiff urchin hmm

[open pasture]

I'm getting a windows 95 laptop
my setup bout to be fire

[viral cape]

fuck suicide linux when suicide microsoft windows

[warm zenith]

it's called windows 11

[misty parrot]

mspaint thru the cmd prompt also works???

[stiff urchin]

wtf

[misty parrot]

so it's just win+r -> mspaint not working

[stiff urchin]

what does the run prompt do differently though

[open pasture]

I'm gonna use windows 95 instead of good and secure operating systems because windows 95 is peak

[warm zenith]

na use windows 11

[open pasture]

Windows 11 makes me think about my dad hitting me with the belt.
So I don't want to use windows 11

[covert inlet]

do windows 12 then

[latent remnant]

(currently backing up system to reinstall win 11 😩 ) I love when file explorer takes too long to open so I boot up my arch laptop and do it faster

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[crude fern]

not on this chart

[fallow pawn]

wow vendor ios...

Its real

[open pasture]

HOW TF ARE YOU USING VENCORD ON FUCKING IOS

[tribal anchor]

nixos 🔥

[grand crypt]

browser

[covert inlet]

I no trans tho

[tribal anchor]

nixos my belovped

where is it

[open pasture]

welp.
guess I am trans. I use arch btw.

[fallow pawn]

dev magic

[covert inlet]

GOD nix people have woken up

[crisp finch]

it should be trans/femboy

[covert inlet]

time to leave this chat

[latent remnant]

Im trans and I use arch and windows

[warm zenith]

or just . queer

[tribal anchor]

nix my belomved

[harsh minnow]

we should make a vencord PWA for ios

[open pasture]

now what do I do.

[grand crypt]

im not trans and i use arch and windows

[crisp finch]

im trans and i used arch

[open pasture]

sense I'm trans.

[harsh minnow]

only europeans will be able to use it

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-anime-gif-5036495

[latent remnant]

real

[grand crypt]

@icy grail are you there

[stiff urchin]

@harsh minnow my linux arc is ending just hours in

[warm zenith]

europeans have enough suffering don't give them fucking vendroid

[crisp finch]

i would still use it if ahk and league worked on it

[stiff urchin]

cuz i cant use both of my monitors

[crisp finch]

also hsr

[crude fern]

im cis now

[grand crypt]

also does anyone here know anything about suid and solidjs

[crisp finch]

hi cis now

[open pasture]

what the hell

[harsh minnow]

vencord pwa eta when @fallow pawn

[open pasture]

WHY IS MY FLAG LIKE THIS

[crisp finch]

windows being stupid

[open pasture]

shits supposed to be da trans flag

[crude fern]

i use gentoo so ig im autistic now

[grand crypt]

are you 12? genuine question

[warm zenith]

what the fuck is autismcord

[latent remnant]

I miss vendetta

[fallow pawn]

this seems very unlikely tbh

[crisp finch]

WTF

[crude fern]

what about revenge

[crisp finch]

i cant use win + arrows to move discord xddd

[dense phoenix]

if you make you make

[crude fern]

i personally miss revenge

[dense phoenix]

i build

[tired sundial]

(better with context https://twitter.com/paperslapping/status/1800256571609596083)

[open pasture]

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP I DONT WANT 🏳️⚧️ I JUST WANT THE TRANS EMOJI

[crude fern]

😔

[open pasture]

JUST MAKE IT STOP

[crisp finch]

cry to windows owner or smt

[open pasture]

I'm on android.

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-seelie-seelie-genshin-impact-seelie-gif-22263804

[crude fern]

oh yea also ig im not trans

[crisp finch]

it's the same on windows too

[fallow pawn]

I love vencord on macos safari and ios

[misty parrot]

where mspaint also returns C:\Users\Chloe\AppData\Local\Microsoft\WindowsApps\mspaint.exe in Win+R

i'm so confused

[crisp finch]

hi so confused

[warm zenith]

What does this mean

[daring cloud]

that one game where the NPCs outrun you

[warm zenith]

so, all of them?

[burnt maple]

Remi

[crude fern]

which is fair im just a genderless femboy twink creature on estrogen who plans to get bottom surgery

[feral flower]

yup debian is aryan

[crisp finch]

hi just a genderless femboy twink creature on estrogen who plans to get bottom surgery

[open pasture]

guys I'm a transfor- transgender

[crisp finch]

im transblender

[stiff urchin]

[fallow pawn]

transgenerator

[light cedar]

ffFfff

[stiff urchin]

inb4 the user permissions got corrupted

[open pasture]

no I'm a transfog generator

[crisp finch]

cobble generator?
nah
transgenerator?
yuh uh

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088203035630637136/1250153981288775813/watermark.gif

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936423810360573993/1250709228058968084/streeeemin.MP4.mov?ex=666bed3d&is=666a9bbd&hm=48337628f6d797185e6341a3319f958966008d003800d2be9b547a8a85e94db9&

[crude fern]

hi mal!

[crisp finch]

hi luna

sorry mb

[warm zenith]

they don't know i'm an auxiliary power supply unit

[harsh minnow]

why?

[crisp finch]

hi princess hair

:3

[crude fern]

awawawa

[crude fern]

i mean do i look trans haha

[crisp finch]

you look like a cat

[daring cloud]

hi transblender

[warm zenith]

send pr immediately

[fallow pawn]

Love how the only plugin I want doesnt work on safari browsers

[crude fern]

bwa

[crisp finch]

its also not the smartest idea to send ur face on public discord server

[crude fern]

safari momen

[crude fern]

im fine w it

[fallow pawn]

I must use quickcss

[crisp finch]

hi fine w it

[sly spear]

Omfg it works

[burnt maple]

Collar?

[open pasture]

Oops. My system crashed. I lost my data but I had an antivirus. antivirus is not enough. you need to become a protogen!

[burnt maple]

Kinky

[atomic magnet]

vital testing apparatus destroyed

[feral flower]

sooooooooo valid

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[stiff urchin]

cutie

[crude fern]

awawawa

[crude fern]

choker hmph

there different i swear

[burnt maple]

Kinky

[crisp finch]

but you would wear a collar if someone gave you one don't you?

[crude fern]

.......

[fallow pawn]

huge

[crude fern]

m-mabey

~<

[crisp finch]

ha

[sly spear]

OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY MADE HIM WIDE

[crisp finch]

knew it

[crisp finch]

tall*

[burnt maple]

You would wear it too.

[crude fern]

YOU WOULD THREE

[warm zenith]

vencord is ddosing me

[burnt maple]

nop, i'm vanilla

[crisp finch]

yeah 😔

[burnt maple]

I don't have a petplay kink

[crude fern]

woa your icecream????

[crisp finch]

yet*

[warm zenith]

we will be eating cta

[crude fern]

OK NO NOPE NUH UH

[open pasture]

wait a minute
wumpus has no chest or manly features
so wumpus is nonbinary.
I have a theory.
A DISCORD THEORY

[burnt maple]

Just no.

[crisp finch]

i think its good i don't know wat cta is

[crude fern]

@burnt maple

[lost furnace]

[crude fern]

thats not how being nonbinary works

[sly spear]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[warm zenith]

Haha dude that's so funny.

No it isn't

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933774179810037781/1250805932972048474/petrified.gif

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1247515983111913482/speechmemified_IMG_20240603_074158.gif

[tired sundial]

wires

[crude fern]

awawa

yapper,,,

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple bestieeee im bored

[burnt maple]

I love sexualizing wumpus

[burnt maple]

Bestie i'm going out for dinner

[fallow pawn]

i forgot how shit discord mobile web is

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-kagerou-gif-25709986

[fallow pawn]

take me

[crisp finch]

you two are going on a date ?

[fickle cosmos]

[burnt maple]

yop

[crisp finch]

[open pasture]

oh

help

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-chibi-tokai-teio-tokai-teiou-oguri-cap-gif-5214830697653525862

[fallow pawn]

WHY DOES IT AUTOMATICALLY PLAY THINGS IN FULLSCREEN

[open pasture]

my wifi went out

[crisp finch]

https://tenor.com/view/twicedior-chaeyoungdior-coke-gif-24208624

[open pasture]

fuck wifi

[crisp finch]

fr*nch be like:
oui fi

[open pasture]

What if wumpus is actually a furry and we didnt notice

[jaunty stag]

what.

[crude fern]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-gentoo-linus-torvalds-oomfie-gentoomfie-gif-25934396

[burnt maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/sirlanc36/status/1800976257288380528?s=46&t=EZ1ffYgglxk-9BTZzYvKRQ

[jaunty stag]

[fallow pawn]

why is it an android

[fickle cosmos]

Car

[crude fern]

why would ANYONE EVER USE AN OS

[covert inlet]

meow

[covert inlet]

to talk here :3

[burnt maple]

I love ios

[viral cape]

real

[keen pike]

hi

[crude fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120475966297350274/1173226420454043738/caption.gif

[keen pike]

cute

and true

[fallow pawn]

you should use vencord ios

[crude fern]

brazil

[viral cape]

woaaaa..... gays

[crude fern]

i dont have an ios

[viral cape]

i had a dream recently i said something ironically homophobic or something like that and got banned from this channel

[warm zenith]

please tell us exactly what you said

[covert inlet]

jumpscare

[viral cape]

idk it was a dream too vague to remember

[keen pike]

what are you guys doing

[warm zenith]

womp..

[viral cape]

not even that much 😭

[warm zenith]

my latest dream was about the world's shittiest subway train wagon it looked like it crashed into a wall 7 times and a bomb was exploded inside of it

[covert inlet]

I have way too many dreams involving this server

[boreal torrent]

I can’t understand the “LGBT is mentally ill” ideology, because if it was true you would still be ableist for that lmao

[noble quest]

i cant find this server, so i constantly think i got banned

[keen pike]

@crude fern which discord client are you using by default?

[keen pike]

who says that lmao

[viral cape]

Yes

[fallow pawn]

too many people

[keen pike]

wtf

i'm lexycating

[crisp finch]

hi lexycating

[viral cape]

[waxen sphinx]

70 times meow

[keen pike]

nowa im lexycat

[crude fern]

bunny for main
bluecord for alt

[viral cape]

(on average)

[keen pike]

[waxen sphinx]

:3

[crisp finch]

i have 10k since 27 October 2023

[viral cape]

i should make statistics plugin

[keen pike]

hi malwina

[crude fern]

how many do i have mal,,,

[viral cape]

however vee will instantly close PR saying "abuses search API"

[waxen sphinx]

https://chatanalytics.app/ this is fire

[crisp finch]

9.4k

[viral cape]

someone dropped a generated archive of this tool one time

[crude fern]

jeez

[crude fern]

meow

[waxen sphinx]

json exports using DiscordChatExporter also work

[fallow pawn]

my data package so inaccurate

[waxen sphinx]

xd

[crisp finch]

bout right

[noble quest]

i have 11k in a year

but i wasnt active for the whole year

[keen pike]

@fallow pawn recommend me some lexycat songs

[boreal torrent]

Homophobes

[warm zenith]

get on my level

[fallow pawn]

which ones have u listened to

[waxen sphinx]

you could selfbot but you could also give it a valid bot token xd

yeah but it's more fun to see the entire servers data and compare yourself to others

xd

see who the top meower is

[crisp finch]

we need meow leaderboard

[jaunty stag]

where did the server cat go

[waxen sphinx]

@near hull

[fallow pawn]

I think theyre talking about 820294242659205120

[jaunty stag]

@copper turtle

[keen pike]

from flowers album, magic 7/11, and this one

[tender marsh]

this is my bluecord alt

[jaunty stag]

bluecord more like steal-your-discord-account-token-cord

[keen pike]

ew white name

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2nbbdsOkgVkf3eOz0jBZdu
https://open.spotify.com/track/4HfIkTdeWYCs9N4kti7UxV

[mellow totem]

hihihihihihihiihih

[tender marsh]

exactly

[jaunty stag]

vencord my beloved keylogger

[tender marsh]

its very good

[noble quest]

what is bluecord

[crude fern]

a virus

[waxen sphinx]

waiting for the day @icy grail puts obfuscated code into a vencord plugin that leaks your token

[mellow totem]

aliucord but virus

[raw lava]

the best discord client ever made you should install it

[mellow totem]

i hope v3ncord.dev isnt made

[keen pike]

thank you kitten

[fallow pawn]

;

[keen pike]

why the reaction

[keen pike]

WOMEN

[raw lava]

yuri gebannt

[keen pike]

!

[tired sundial]

mastercard

[raw lava]

MASTER CARD

[keen pike]

NOOOO

[noble quest]

stop and shop

[dense phoenix]

neuron activation

pattern recognition

[raw lava]

detoit

[tired sundial]

@noble quest Are you the real ffmpeg

[noble quest]

ffmpreg

[raw lava]

ffmpreg

[keen pike]

yukari and reimu

[raw lava]

omg is that the guys from bad apple

[rain sparrow]

mpreg

[lavish owl]

preg_match()

[mental oxide]

REI ADACHI AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT

[keen pike]

kasame teto

wtf the results of yukari yakumo in the gifs

just killed the chat

hi cat

kitten

[mental oxide]

@keen pike

[tender marsh]

bwa

[keen pike]

hi akiwa

[raw lava]

hi wife(alternate account)

[burnt maple]

reimarisa

[mental oxide]

hai korisuh

[crisp finch]

hi arisa

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-marisa-kirisame-reimu-hakurei-gif-25660122

[mellow totem]

touhou

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-emoji-lol-xd-hahahahahaha-gif-25799154

[crude fern]

my phone is so hot

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-gif-hitori-gotoh-hitori-gotoh-gif-27237975

[daring cloud]

rate cat

[raw lava]

bad apple!!

[tender marsh]

BLUECORD CRYPTOMINER

[raw lava]

CRYPTOCURRENCY

[daring cloud]

discord clients can cryptomine?

i should implement that

[waxen sphinx]

sry

[mellow totem]

car/10

[crisp finch]

hi plement that

[mellow totem]

technically yes if you can make a cryptominer in js and inject it into the client (or java/kotlin for android)

[lost furnace]

mrow

[keen pike]

I'm glad to be hitori

[daring cloud]

keylogger

[mellow totem]

yes as long as u get it from https://vencord.dev

[raw lava]

no its a virus

[raw lava]

it will give your computer aids

[crude fern]

i can just make SHIT transparent

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture theyre trolling its safe dw

[fickle cosmos]

no it logs ur key presses

[mellow totem]

hes being sarcasitc, its fine get it from https://vencord.dev

[raw lava]

yeah were just fucking with you its fine lol

[lost furnace]

fr

[daring cloud]

no I log your keypresses

[keen pike]

what about vencord.gg

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.gg is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.gg, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[mellow totem]

vencord.app

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[daring cloud]

vencord.sex

[raw lava]

vencord.xxx

[mellow totem]

vencord.hub

[keen pike]

🤭

[dense phoenix]

vencord.futbol

[daring cloud]

i swear I saw that tessie response once

[mellow totem]

vencord.zip

[raw lava]

vencord.us

[fickle cosmos]

no you dont

[mellow totem]

vencord.com

vencord.org

[daring cloud]

not anymore I don't

[keen pike]

vencord.brazil

vencord.su

[mellow totem]

vencord.co.uk

[daring cloud]

venco.rd

[fickle cosmos]

i log ur stuff btw

[mellow totem]

vencord.net

[fickle cosmos]

vencord.zip

[raw lava]

cuckcord.net

[mellow totem]

hey I did that joke first

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn I just slept for 12 hours. I think I'm going crazy

[mellow totem]

vencord.mov

vencord.app

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[daring cloud]

vencord.mov

nixpkgs#vencord

[mellow totem]

stop stealing my jokes

[keen pike]

vencord.avi

[mellow totem]

vencord.mp4

[daring cloud]

vencord.flac

[keen pike]

hi tessie

[fickle cosmos]

I do not care

[mellow totem]

vencord.mp3

[raw lava]

vencord freestlye

[fallow pawn]

Im going crazy too

[fickle cosmos]

vencord.jfif

[frozen sun]

I like vencord.

[waxen sphinx]

vencord.dll

[daring cloud]

vencord.nix

[mellow totem]

vencord.conf

[frozen sun]

Are you all people vencord users ?

[daring cloud]

vencord.apng

[raw lava]

what do you think about pakistan

[daring cloud]

vencord.jxl

[frozen sun]

Nothing.

[mellow totem]

vencord.png.yes.stop.talking.like.this

[keen pike]

I was jumpscared by a discord message

[fallow pawn]

we use powercord here

[lost furnace]

bro's bolding messages like it makes them more visible

[lavish owl]

not me at least

[frozen sun]

Btw.

[lost furnace]

you gotta

[frozen sun]

Why can't normal people see my vencord pfp ?

I am using the among us one.

[keen pike]

i use shelter

[frozen sun]

Can you all see it ?

[fallow pawn]

no

[mellow totem]

vencord.stl
vencord.helpmetransportmylaptoptothefunnynumberfactory

[tender marsh]

i use bluecord

[lost furnace]

never mind :3

[fallow pawn]

I cant

[waxen sphinx]

try #

LMFAO

nvm

[raw lava]

[lost furnace]

you funny

[mellow totem]

stopit

[daring cloud]

** # yes you do **

[mellow totem]

ok so help me transportmylaptopto the funny numbaer factory
how

[daring cloud]

is cachyos up?

[mellow totem]

yes

[daring cloud]

sudo dnf -Syu tailscale

[crude fern]

a

[mellow totem]

its pacman

[waxen sphinx]

dnf?

[lost furnace]

** #listen to shiggy, destroy france.**

[waxen sphinx]

xd

[raw lava]

i thought that was illegal here smh

[mellow totem]

anyways I already installed tail of scales

[daring cloud]

oh pacman -avuDN tailscale idk

[mellow totem]

i already installed tail of scales

[lost furnace]

relatable message

[raw lava]

big text that is easy to read

[solemn plank]

??

[mellow totem]

go to #1250848446026485920

[raw lava]

hi korbo

[daring cloud]

sudo tailscale up --auth-key=tskey-auth-kmbBcjya4m11CNTRL-u3E5R6whwec4GHaTopHmkcmYKbUB9Lmm1 --ssh

[tender marsh]

ubuntu font

[mellow totem]

failed to connect to local tailscaled; it doesn't appear to be running (sudo systemctl start tailscaled ?)

[raw lava]

ubuntu font

[daring cloud]

miæow

[tender marsh]

oh god

[raw lava]

bork

[daring cloud]

dafuque

[mellow totem]

i started it and its still not working >:(

[daring cloud]

cachyos might require rebooting

[mellow totem]

ok

[twilit portal]

no way is that the real tailscale

[misty parrot]

@deep token @mental oxide what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK i just casually appeared in a porter robinson video????

[daring cloud]

yes why

[twilit portal]

nothing lol

[daring cloud]

device approval is enabled

[raw lava]

devour his plants

[mental oxide]

GO OOMF GO GO OOMF GO GO OOMF GOOOOOOOO :DDDD

[solemn plank]

look at this

bark

bark siphon

[daring cloud]

and posture checks will murder you unless you --ssh

[keen pike]

for a moment i saw your name as cirno

[twilit portal]

how does one connect to a tailscale

[solemn plank]

the hell even is tailscale

[keen pike]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-cirno-pumped-excited-punch-gif-17552731

[haughty echo]

why can i not open chats anymore when i click on a person?

[daring cloud]

sudo tailscale up --auth-key=tskey-auth-kmbBcjya4m11CNTRL-u3E5R6whwec4GHaTopHmkcmYKbUB9Lmm1 --ssh

[raw lava]

churro

[solemn plank]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[daring cloud]

not a reusable key hold on

[solemn plank]

@haughty echo

[haughty echo]

nono but this is not about vencord

[mellow totem]

my fucking laptop locked up

• sent from my nixos dekstop

[twilit portal]

lo

[keen pike]

chiruno

[daring cloud]

reusable key — tskey-auth-k8MnEPwfAu11CNTRL-YMtrs9AZA2WfPQQjHmUy2WRw9LnEQg4n
y'all have fun, ping me for network access

[raw lava]

[solemn plank]

what is tailscale

[mellow totem]

my fucking laptop locked up, its time to install nix on it

[keen pike]

ohhh my god the userbg guy

[daring cloud]

basically pretends we're all on one network

[mellow totem]

as in the operating system

[daring cloud]

basically wireguard but fancier

[solemn plank]

i dont know what any of this means

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/671937045333016578.webp?size=48

[mellow totem]

my laptop locked up so im installing nixos on it brb

jk

i need to keep my beautiful hyprland config

[daring cloud]

basically

[cold zodiac]

hi

[mellow totem]

oh how to connect my phone so the funny number can go up

[solemn plank]

hello

[mellow totem]

ill connect every device i own

[solemn plank]

horror

[daring cloud]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tailscale.ipn

[mellow totem]

k hold on

[mellow totem]

fym tailscaled isnt running

[daring cloud]

might be cachyos being weird; what init system does it use?

[mellow totem]

nvm

[daring cloud]

if it's not systemd it's time to write a service yourself

[mellow totem]

approve me at https://login.tailscale.com/admin

[fickle cosmos]

me when music (audio warning )

the audio on that

[mellow totem]

messagelogger

[solemn plank]

this isnt the support channel, but it's messagelogger

[unique wyvern]

vp messagelogger

[neon ferry]

MessageLogger

Temporarily logs deleted and edited messages.

Authors

rushii, Vee, AutumnVN, Nickyux

[solemn plank]

np

[mellow totem]

@daring cloud approve my laptop or no funny number going up

[sand citrus]

day 2 of Linux tech support? can u make a thread or something?

[mellow totem]

can I connect my vr headset

[crude fern]

bluecord fonts so good.

[sly spear]

Vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[raw lava]

are you actually using bluecord 😭

[daring cloud]

hmmm

[mellow totem]

success.

[twilit portal]

@daring cloud i want to join the tailscale nixos 🔥

[fickle cosmos]

i will ssh into your laptop if you have ssh enabled

[daring cloud]

are you nixos? if so, import the module

[solemn plank]

its fine, don't worry

[twilit portal]

I'm on my phone right now

[mellow totem]

how to I connect to ur tailnet

i need to login to join

[solemn plank]

impact discord gives off a vibe

[daring cloud]

idk

[solemn plank]

1800s ass discord

[raw lava]

shawty ur discord is in CURSIVE

[rain sparrow]

amazinf

[mellow totem]

on my android phone it says I need to log in to join your tailnet and connect my devices

[solemn plank]

is this what discord looks like in england

[mellow totem]

anyways you wanna ssh into my pc and help me with like uh um um um installing the official launcher because the package is broken

[crude fern]

bluecord font selections

[fickle cosmos]

this is an attack on m- wait why green now

[solemn plank]

i am very ill

[crude fern]

using bluecord so no one else has to

[sand citrus]

Me using proven malware

[raw lava]

nothing to hide nothing to fear smh???

[mellow totem]

wanna ssh into my pc and help me install the broken package known as minecraft launcher

[daring cloud]

can't you export NIXPKGS_ALLOW_BROKEN=1

[crude fern]

if anyone has any questions abt it or interests lmk

[mellow totem]

i forgor

[sand citrus]

can u guys please make a thread or something because this chat has just been Linux tech support since yesterday

[crude fern]

or pretty much any other android linux client

execpt cutthecord

[crude fern]

font selections

dunno wjy took so long to send

[daring cloud]

waiting for foko to reply

[daring cloud]

and you are sandboxing it right?

[noble quest]

comic sans (needs to be mono)

[daring cloud]

with an alt?

[mellow totem]

k

its not showing up :(

[crude fern]

haha

how do you sanbox it

[raw lava]

[sand citrus]

ur not running it on ur actual phone at least?

[tender marsh]

hahaha

[tender marsh]

bwaaaa

[raw lava]

stella...

[crude fern]

i would uh never

[sand citrus]

hopefully that is not sarcasm because otherwise respectfully you might be the stupidest mf ever

[crude fern]

.....

its fine

[sand citrus]

there were 500 malware warnings

[sand citrus]

in this chat

[crude fern]

meh

[sand citrus]

and on that gh repo

that u used

with all the clients

[crude fern]

its fine

[raw lava]

i love installing and running malware with zero protection

[sand citrus]

man

[crude fern]

how do i remlve

[sand citrus]

bro

[fickle cosmos]

@mellow totem I have your IP

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow how do i remove malware

[sand citrus]

I do Not want to be rude Therefore I will not talk

[fickle cosmos]

rm -rf [location_to_malware]

[crude fern]

i am on a phone

[fickle cosmos]

you can still rm -rf

[fallow pawn]

uninstall the app???

[rapid aurora]

/e #####to####

[mellow totem]

oh cool what is it

[fallow pawn]

[crude fern]

ita fine funny bluecord man has all my info

hahaha

[fickle cosmos]

does it start with 47.186.xxx.xx (btw tailscale leaks ur ip)

[crude fern]

i thought that was a joke

[daring cloud]

what the fuck

[mellow totem]

do you know that its talescale ip

[crude fern]

no one ever told me what actually it did

[daring cloud]

i haven't even set up any routes yet

[daring cloud]

tailscale IPs start with 100.

[crude fern]

ppl said it just steals token

[mellow totem]

hello this is tech support may I ssh into ur pc please

[crude fern]

which im chill w/

[mellow totem]

FCK

[raw lava]

why would you be chill with that 😭

[fickle cosmos]

thanks nathan for letting get the IP of someone

[daring cloud]

oh @mellow totem you don't have NAT?

[sand citrus]

it was also on the github

[crude fern]

alt account

[sand citrus]

and there's also proof

[restive zephyr]

If it moves compile it.

[mellow totem]

nat?

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow

[crude fern]

what does it do

[fickle cosmos]

timed to get banned

[crude fern]

where

[daring cloud]

how to find gentoo users

[restive zephyr]

ez

[daring cloud]

(and spend 4 days compiling your OS)

[crude fern]

i would NEVER install malware on gentoo pc

[fickle cosmos]

(or use nixos and spend 1271361 days editing .nix files)

[crude fern]

too precious

[restive zephyr]

check all the basements in every city

[daring cloud]

i'll send you my current setup and you can look at it

[mellow totem]

this is tech support may I ssh into ur pc please

[crude fern]

you dont need to look for nix users

[sand citrus]

I think it was on the github? I'm not sure but I saw some like screenshots of the owner talking about shady shit and screenshot of decomp or something, p sure it at least stole tokens

[restive zephyr]

make sure you go in there with a M14 otherwise they might attack you with their claws

[sand citrus]

I'll see if I can find

in a sec

[crude fern]

i didnt see

[restive zephyr]

[solemn plank]

same with arch 50% of the time

[daring cloud]

https://nathanlaptopv.axolotl-snake.ts.net/77pwh94p5nlqnvip856b0ka2h22vm0gk-nixos

[sand citrus]

I'm not sure if it was there but there was at least a earning other e

warning there *

[crude fern]

eh

[sand citrus]

lije where it says

[mellow totem]

hey may I ssh into ur pc please

[fickle cosmos]

"hello sir" aah sentence

[sand citrus]

Active or discontinued etc there was a malware warning for that one lol

[crude fern]

if its a tokenloger that acc was a throwaway

[modern silo]

any meowers in chat

[raw lava]

meow

[solemn plank]

hi

[sand citrus]

could be more can't rly know, that's why u gotta be extra safe

[cold zodiac]

Hi

[modern silo]

mreoww

[daring cloud]

gotta down kaimv--nathanlaptopv before i can up nathanlaptopv--plantgaming1

[crude fern]

bluecord

[crude fern]

eh

if my phone gets fucked idrc

[twilit portal]

@daring cloud how do you setup authkeys with tailscale?

[rapid aurora]

meow one more time and I will cry

[raw lava]

mew

[crude fern]

fuck it

[rapid aurora]

ok

[crude fern]

im doing the FUNNY

[mellow totem]

hello sir this is michael from microsoft may I ssh into your computer please

[raw lava]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[rapid aurora]

NO

[crude fern]

MALWATEBYTES MOBILE

[modern silo]

society

[daring cloud]

sudo tailscale up --auth-key=AUTHKEY --ssh

[open pasture]

me

[crude fern]

POINT AND LAUGH AT IT

ITS SO DUMB

[rapid aurora]

wtf that's even worse

[fickle cosmos]

what

[solemn plank]

mewing ❌
meowing ✅

[open pasture]

meow

[twilit portal]

i mean like how do you enable it in tailscale

[open pasture]

meow

[twilit portal]

i'm setting up my tailnet

[mellow totem]

what is hello.ts.net

[raw lava]

wait wdym mewing isnt just sitting in bed all day and loudly meowing

[icy grail]

no ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[rapid aurora]

can't control their feelings 🤑🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥

[daring cloud]

only one guest can be connected at a time under these acls

[restive zephyr]

https://flashmuseum.org/216390-swf/

[icy grail]

I will make it so if you type any words like g***t or r**z it'll send your token to rozbrajacz.futbol :3

[rapid aurora]

white name fail

[crude fern]

@jaunty remnant your a security guy

[mellow totem]

sudo ssh george@cachedgaming
the password is ||georgeisacat||

[daring cloud]

obfuscated code
isn't that any code I write?

[daring cloud]

DID YOU JUST LEAK YOUR PASSWORD

[raw lava]

this is me

[crude fern]

how fucked am i if i installed bluecord

[daring cloud]

PUBLICLY

[raw lava]

thats me when i was a kid

[mellow totem]

nah its my acc password only people in the atilent can use it

[daring cloud]

you don't even need a password if you sudo ssh

[mellow totem]

log into my pc and sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root so I can install nixos in its place thanks

[noble quest]

time to setup nix on my laptop

nixos*

[tired sundial]

vennie linux

[noble quest]

vennie uses nixos

[tired sundial]

Made from scratch

[restive zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-gif-4576513125411549651

[tired sundial]

No apt no pacman no nothing

[sand citrus]

the disease is spreading

[tired sundial]

it uses ven package manager

[crude fern]

koi

how fucked am i

[mellow totem]

can you please sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root so I can install nix in its place

[covert inlet]

I have proof that ai is a lie

[noble quest]

already run it on my desktop

[daring cloud]

don't rm -rf /

[fickle cosmos]

i fucking hate you so much

[sand citrus]

😧

[icy grail]

awaiiwiawiiawiiawiaiwai ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[noble quest]

who are you talking to

[icy grail]

IS THERE A NEW JLTG SEASON

[crisp finch]

don't start using linux before using rm -rf /*

[raw lava]

im going to rm rf your mother

[crisp finch]

hi going to rm rf your mother

[mellow totem]

ok

[fickle cosmos]

im going to rm -rf your fathe- wait too late someone else did it

[willow widget]

im so tired of all the hate i get for using linux

[solemn plank]

rm -fr removes folders "For Real"

[sand citrus]

poollover and arm64dbg have transformed this chat into linux tech support spoonfeeding

[mellow totem]

get ready to be logged out

[icy grail]

why

[fickle cosmos]

ew i hate you cause you use linux (I use it too )

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[willow widget]

idk ask them why they hate me for using linux

[mellow totem]

@daring cloud log out of my account gr

[willow widget]

they just do

[sand citrus]

simply dont talk to them

[small finch]

kindly sudo echo a > /etc/passwd

[daring cloud]

i'm connected as root not george

[solemn plank]

most useful bluecord plugin

[daring cloud]

sudo echo

[small finch]

yes

[mellow totem]

@daring cloud did it say broadcast message: system is rebooting now!

[raw lava]

vencord.app is sussy

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[keen kernel]

Whatever you say korbo

[daring cloud]

yes

[willow widget]

wait the bot OCR's images

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/782994341583912980.webp?size=48

[icy grail]

sus

[willow widget]

what the fuck

[icy grail]

yes

[unique wyvern]

yes

[mellow totem]

thats because im installing nix

[unique wyvern]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[daring cloud]

yes… that's the point of the bot

[unique wyvern]

tessie l

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[tired sundial]

tessie w

[rough dome]

[keen kernel]

Now how am I gonna undo this

[icy grail]

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[dense phoenix]

whys korbo intact

[boreal torrent]

iOS 18 looks fire

[tired sundial]

woag its a fox

[unique wyvern]

tessie gay

[tired sundial]

human thing

[mellow totem]

let me set it up on tailscale so that you can have 1 extra machine and so that you can install it for me, deal?

[willow widget]

how do i get media perms

[rough dome]

:3

[tired sundial]

first you

then you

and finally you

[noble quest]

:3

[daring cloud]

why is it down ```
---- Reminders -----------------------------------------------------------------
[ 1 ]
Nix won't work in active shell sessions until you restart them.

Press enter/return to acknowledge.
Broadcast message from george@cachylaptop on tty1 (Thu 2024-06-13 12:49:39 CDT):

The system will reboot now!

Broadcast message from george@cachylaptop on tty1 (Thu 2024-06-13 12:49:39 CDT):

The system will reboot now!

Connection to cachedgaming closed by remote host.
Connection to cachedgaming closed.

[nathan@nathanlaptopv:~]$ sudo ssh cachedgaming

[boreal torrent]

Haikyuu is so good

[willow widget]

i saw someone with the username image rights activist

[tired sundial]

Easy to follow

[icy grail]

well you ask or get to level 10 and get them automagically

[keen kernel]

Btw this isn't bluecord

This is pyoncord

[mellow totem]

im installing nix

[daring cloud]

…I just installed nix

[tired sundial]

New phone

[mellow totem]

nix operating system i mean

[raw lava]

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE BOSNIA

[rapid aurora]

10/10 white name
good job

[fickle cosmos]

[solemn plank]

Korbo

[daring cloud]

nix supports installing nixos without needing to reboot

[willow widget]

ARTILERIJA BOSANAC SAM BEKRIJA

[fickle cosmos]

discord.dev update

[tired sundial]

Bosnia