🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[crisp finch]

now you know

[twin linden]

fr

[grand crypt]

how old are you?

[boreal torrent]

16

becoming 18 next year

[grand crypt]

thats rough

what??

[twin linden]

HOW

[crude fern]

baby

babyyyy

[boreal torrent]

birthday in september

[glossy eagle]

They didn't have their bday yet

[crude fern]

[twin linden]

bro gonna skip 1 year

[crude fern]

fuck 17

[grand crypt]

i am growing a beard

[glossy eagle]

So true

[grand crypt]

husk

[crude fern]

skippin straight to 18

[grand crypt]

time to sshave (when i go shower)

[boreal torrent]

nerd bio

[crude fern]

genuinely doubt i can do thar

[crisp finch]

its funny how now i have 2 birthdays

[crude fern]

never tried

[twin linden]

lol I get what u did there
you have 16 and gonna make 18 next year but also 17 this year, right?

[worthy tundra]

👽

[boreal torrent]

Yes

[crude fern]

but ive gone months without shaving bfor

and like

[twin linden]

[grand crypt]

i have gone exactly uhh

[crude fern]

really not much grows

[twin linden]

lmao

[wooden vale]

I've been told that I sound almost exactly the same as my dad

especially when yelling

[crude fern]

tbh idk why

[grand crypt]

maybe like a week or two

[dusty goblet]

if i go one week theres too much hair

[grand crypt]

without shaving

[dusty goblet]

absolute death

[crude fern]

estrogen shouldn't stop it

[crisp finch]

slow it*

[worthy tundra]

estrogen slows it

[dusty goblet]

e reduces male pattern hair growth

or slows

one of both

[worthy tundra]

and makes the hair much finer

[crude fern]

i can go like 2 week before slight hair on lip grrr

[crisp finch]

use epilator :3

[crude fern]

hate that

[grand crypt]

shrigma

[crisp finch]

oh you mean like shaving face

[grand crypt]

no way

shrimple sigma

[crude fern]

oh god

ive done armpits

but face

thats

scary

[crisp finch]

wat?

[hollow egret]

when did 18.0 came out?

[crisp finch]

im confused

[crude fern]

stung like a BITCH

[crisp finch]

oh you mean epilating or?

[crude fern]

epelator uh

very painful on face cuz

[crisp finch]

oh yeah, don't epilate ur face

[crude fern]

sensitive

ya

[twin linden]

hi confused

[crude fern]

i need to get back into it

im very lazy tho

[crisp finch]

so far the worst part of my body to epilate wqas stomach

[crude fern]

yea it does

but like

i just dont get beard hair

[crisp finch]

lucky

maybe i have to wait longer

no clue

[crude fern]

id say genetics but family

[crude fern]

so idfk

[grand crypt]

dude i got a single hair on the tip of my left big toe

[wooden vale]

I've gone for years without shaving and it just stopped. (with the exception of my facial hair and my head hair)

[crude fern]

it will slow

not removed

[grand crypt]

is this bad?

[twin linden]

I have no idea of a nickname, what do you thing of that one? @crisp finch

[crude fern]

i mean faceal

[dusty goblet]

i can go
2 days

[crisp finch]

mal/malo is the usuall go to

[wooden vale]

I have a lil peach fuzz on one big toe, and none of the other toes

[crude fern]

wehh

[golden swan]

i love this guy

[grand crypt]

no but like the single hair is long and thick

[twin linden]

[wooden vale]

Aw dude, that sucks

[twin linden]

what

[crude fern]

mabe because i started mid puberty?

like

ny family is tall

[crisp finch]

you asked for nickname for me right or what?

[wooden vale]

tbh, everybody has a few of those

[crude fern]

dad and brother above 6'

but im stuck at 5'10.5"

[crude fern]

weird number

[crisp finch]

5'4 here :3

[twin linden]

just asking what do you think of my actual nickname! thanks for the suggestion btw

[crude fern]

i WILL pick u up

[wooden vale]

I'm 5'5, and I'm more or less average everywhere i go

[crisp finch]

you mean the meadf?

[worthy tundra]

5'6

[twin linden]

no 😭

Malwina’s fan

[stone owl]

5,4 :з

[crisp finch]

so the server nickname, you do you

[crude fern]

also @crisp finch get ready for chest pain and muscle loss

[crisp finch]

i kinda don't care

[wooden vale]

what

[crude fern]

soon your breasts will start growing

and it will hurt

[crisp finch]

you say it like i don't know about it for like past 3 years

[twin linden]

[crude fern]

especially running into stuffs

[stone owl]

I’m 5 4

[crisp finch]

i know

[crude fern]

hell!!!

i still do it

[crisp finch]

i have buds or warts i don't know how you call it

[crude fern]

[crisp finch]

in english

[grand crypt]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1LvmdL5ko1TXrfmOL5LSd7

prompto and mupp is crazy

[crude fern]

idk i get what u mean

[rapid aurora]

omg no way I slept for 13 hours

[crude fern]

its legit so weird

like

you go from flat to like

d cups in like a year n a half

[crisp finch]

its itchy sometimes for now and bumped/hit multpiple times in that area before i realised i have to be more careful

[twin linden]

you actually gave me a good idea, lemme see what I can do

[wooden vale]

For me, I can get my hair down to my chest in a year

[crisp finch]

i don't want D's :C

[crude fern]

oof

[crude fern]

me neither

ii wanted like

b

or a

[crisp finch]

yeah same

i will be happy with B

[crude fern]

but im cursed

[crisp finch]

yeah....

also

[crude fern]

curse of too BIG boob.....

[crisp finch]

hi cursed

[keen pike]

helloo

[rain sparrow]

hi cursed im carter

why pacman so slow

[sick portal]

what is this conversation 😭

[rain sparrow]

oh nevermind

[crisp finch]

ur on trans owned server what did you expect?

[crude fern]

idk why mine still occasionally hurt

[crude fern]

lok

[crisp finch]

i think vee is trans?
i can be wrong tho

[crude fern]

lol

[grand crypt]

where is 9?

[tired sundial]

microsoft cant count

[crude fern]

yes

[crisp finch]

i heard some hurt even after 3 years

[twin linden]

if someone gets the reference of my nickname I will appreciate

[grand crypt]

husk

[crude fern]

vee is transgender

[crisp finch]

mb fam i don't know german

[grand crypt]

me and vendicated have massive beef

[crisp finch]

oh rightt

[rain sparrow]

true

[crisp finch]

@mental oxide

[open pasture]

is this true

[rain sparrow]

you should husk yourself... NOW!

[wooden vale]

You don't ever see men going around saying that about their genitals LMAO

[grand crypt]

perish.

[crisp finch]

prepare to gendering every word 🔥

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow

[crisp finch]

tbh?

skill issue

[crude fern]

actually you do

[fallow pawn]

I mean that doesnt mean much

[wooden vale]

it's only specific circumstances though

[crude fern]

yes

[grand crypt]

yeah i dont understand all this chatter about intimate areas

[twin linden]

danish 😡

[grand crypt]

in a channel with minors

[crude fern]

and we're talking in the specific circumstance of estrogen

[crisp finch]

i don't know the difference

[lost furnace]

https://there-is-a-cat-in-the-wall-on-my-website.zaynedrift.com damn cats fucking broke into my website

[twin linden]

fair tbh

[grand crypt]

like time and place

[wooden vale]

asexual detected

[grand crypt]

this obviously isnt the place

[crude fern]

????

[wooden vale]

sorry

[grand crypt]

not asexual

[crude fern]

its not even sexual

[wooden vale]

it was a joke

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187599535262924842/1230149836011995327/meow.gif?ex=6632454f&is=661fd04f&hm=457e9617e76a987d13613c1c057668af459f984498d73e2fd185a1429392e87e&

[wooden vale]

I'll just go

[crude fern]

we are talking purely scientifically

[crude fern]

nah

stayyy

NOOO

[grand crypt]

I mean sure

but again, time and place

[hollow surge]

cut down trees and make superphotobioreactors instead, use hydrogen as fuel

[open pasture]

going to vencord offtopic to say "balls itch" and leave

[keen pike]

hi peop

[wooden vale]

fineee

[grand crypt]

TOO REAL

[crisp finch]

i use estrogen as fuel :3

[sick portal]

nothing i was just confused

[keen pike]

happy brazilian valentine's day to you all

[crude fern]

i use PURE AMERICIUM AS FUEL

[hollow surge]

BRASIL CARALHO

[grand crypt]

i dont have a brazilian valentine

[wooden vale]

tbh that's quality shitpost content i didn't mean to create lol

[hollow surge]

💃

[strange dragon]

@crisp finch can I DM you a pic to post

[grand crypt]

how do i cope

[crisp finch]

no

[crude fern]

MURICA

/j

[crisp finch]

no dms

NULL

0

[wooden vale]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[strange dragon]

But it's catnip+estrogen pills

[grand crypt]

i hate you all

[crisp finch]

i don't trust people anymore

[wooden vale]

Aw i love you too platonically

[crude fern]

WHAT IS A CELCIUS

[crisp finch]

especially whitenames

[strange dragon]

Nooooo

[grand crypt]

dont talk to me ever again

[crude fern]

ALL I KNOW IS FREEDOM

[wooden vale]

what why

[grand crypt]

you know why

[crude fern]

Can i send you an image of a cat

[strange dragon]

How get image sender I have memes

[wooden vale]

no, i don't

[open pasture]

this is the server i check in to see what hell will be like when i inevitably get sent there

[wooden vale]

join us

[crisp finch]

we're friends why do you ask

[grand crypt]

ill be the torturer

[crude fern]

because i am silky

[wooden vale]

smooth?

[crisp finch]

hi silky

[grand crypt]

ill throw hands

[fallow pawn]

why are you going to hell

[grand crypt]

with the neext person

to interact with me

[strange dragon]

BTW I use XP

[keen pike]

you can have it, just celebrate it

[crude fern]

true

[wooden vale]

because everybody that isn't straight, white or normal goes down there according to the Bible

[keen pike]

can you trust me malwina

[open pasture]

idk probably because i dont actually believe an afterlife exists

[wooden vale]

same lmao

[tired sundial]

@wooden vale windows 2000 is better

[grand crypt]

woohoo brazilian valentines day

[strange dragon]

This is a translation error. Jesus specifically describes the rapture and says that the gays go to heaven

[grand crypt]

woooo

[crisp finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967724047947411457/977010088726380564/asdafa.gif?ex=666aeacd&is=6669994d&hm=2b4090af085a986ff0d6ab81bee2fa6e52b77090d27cc9af5e24bb372a5a110b&

[keen pike]

[grand crypt]

so basically

the bible says that I am god

and you all are below me

[strange dragon]

Everyone is their own god

[boreal torrent]

God is dead.

[wooden vale]

Fun fact: Windows XP is built on top of 2000, so you're wrong.

[open pasture]

yeah a lot of bible stuff is plagued with misinfo they dont actually care if youre gay

[grand crypt]

i didnt kill myself?

[keen pike]

mankind is dead

[tired sundial]

xp is 2000 with shit theme

[grand crypt]

or unless like someone got to me

[fallow pawn]

I can actually believe that bc some wild shit is said when its translated 😭

[grand crypt]

i think im still here

[wooden vale]

okay what the fuck are you on

[tired sundial]

win2000’s theme however

[boreal torrent]

wait this sounds terrible

[tired sundial]

Its so good

[boreal torrent]

forget about it

[grand crypt]

bro what the fuck are you implying

[boreal torrent]

FORGET ABOUT IT

[grand crypt]

nah

[open pasture]

i enjoy how win2000 looks

[grand crypt]

are you gonna kill me?

get me to kill myself?

[boreal torrent]

nop

[tired sundial]

47 Pounds of weed

[grand crypt]

im interested

[strange dragon]

Jesus gave people drugs to make them feel better before they died

[grand crypt]

share

🔥

[wooden vale]

fair, carry on

[tired sundial]

No

All mine

[open pasture]

and certain themes of xp

[grand crypt]

dude

i want to

[tired sundial]

luna sucks

[grand crypt]

fucking smoke so bad

[crisp finch]

https://tenor.com/view/yae-yae-miko-yae-miko-genshin-yae-genshin-yae-eating-gif-24858054

[open pasture]

xp is what i grew up on tho

[tired sundial]

Royale best official theme

this includes zune

[open pasture]

agree

[keen pike]

so cuteh

[wooden vale]

Fuck you, Princess Luna supremacy /j

[strange dragon]

7 is XP but more ram

[open pasture]

nono, thats vista

[tired sundial]

whar

[fickle cosmos]

Moneyys

[open pasture]

wrong bloatware os

[wooden vale]

Vista but with less RAM*

[grand crypt]

I HATE BRUBNO MARKS

[strange dragon]

What the fuck is a vista? You mean longhorn?

[open pasture]

vista is real and it can hurt you

[grand crypt]

dude i ate a catfish

once

upon a time

dude ill throw hands with malwina rn

[strange dragon]

Have you had your arm swallowed by a catfish before

[wooden vale]

and Vista only needs 1GB to run, so it's best to have 4GB of ram. but the hardware is lobbied by manufacturers and not Microsoft at the time to be limiting for Vista

[tired sundial]

vista sucks dirty asshole

It never works

it never worked

[grand crypt]

the urge to make a sexual joke is so strong

[west ore]

i saw a bug lagging out and jumping around wtf

[open pasture]

its not that bad

[tired sundial]

it looks amazing

[wooden vale]

If you have 4GB of ram

[open pasture]

as someone who used it back when it was around it was tolerable

[tired sundial]

i love the design of vista

[tired sundial]

but the usability

>>> SUCKS <<<

[grand crypt]

hyper_sphere already knows what i meant

[strange dragon]

I have 32gb of ram

[wooden vale]

I have 40

[pine zephyr]

i have 120

[jaunty stag]

i have 4

[crude fern]

i have

[open pasture]

i also have 32 i think

idk i specd my pc forever ago

[pine zephyr]

OMG NIJEKER

[wooden vale]

I have 60, including laptop RAM

[crude fern]

.1

[strange dragon]

I have a drawer of RAM that probably adds up to several hundred gb

But it's all like ddr2

[crude fern]

any ddr3 ecc?

[pine zephyr]

chat look what i found

[wooden vale]

mood

[strange dragon]

Yeah, 3 of them

[grand crypt]

bro what

[crude fern]

[pine zephyr]

what what

[crude fern]

i might legit buy those off you

[grand crypt]

tf is that

[tired sundial]

https://wetdry.world/@ipg/112603923431360308

[jolly nexus]

Emma ([e-mail])

@mudkip You cant go to canada anymore. 🙌 🥂 🥳

Mastodon · Jun 12, 2024, 1:38 PM

[crude fern]

dead broke rn

but

[tired sundial]

💔

[strange dragon]

Woah nice radial interface

[tired sundial]

Whats wrong with canada

[crude fern]

i do need more ddr3ecc

[strange dragon]

We need more radial interfaces

[crude fern]

lemme check specs of what i need

[grand crypt]

@strange dragon I will buy all your ddr3ecc sticks for $200 a stick

[pine zephyr]

watchdog hacking thingy

[strange dragon]

Treepiss land

[pine zephyr]

but i just nuke everyone

[grand crypt]

@crude fern ggez

[open pasture]

what does this mean

[crude fern]

this computer is especially picky w/ram

[strange dragon]

Deal bro wtf that is so much

[grand crypt]

oh neat

[crude fern]

especially w/ dual processer

[strange dragon]

You can get off amazon for cheap

Why $200

[grand crypt]

trolling stellaluna

[crude fern]

just to fuck me over

[grand crypt]

also jk

i would for funnies

but not exactly in the mood to drop 600 bucks on a troll

[strange dragon]

https://a.co/d/92UNNW8

[open pasture]

looks tasty

[grand crypt]

ddr3 is piss cheap nowadays

[strange dragon]

Crumchy

[pine zephyr]

me when i see Vee irl

[open pasture]

the radial menu that makes you explode

[tired sundial]

vennie plays darkrp

(HORROR)

vennie should play something of value instead

like prop hunt

[strange dragon]

Or Runescape

[keen junco]

is that gta 5 or 6

[keen pike]

im feeling hungry

[pine zephyr]

thats watchdog 6

[keen junco]

oh

same thing

[rapid aurora]

it's Roblox

[keen junco]

except ubisoft instead of rockstar

[keen junco]

x64dbg jumpscare

[keen pike]

forgot the yap option

[pine zephyr]

real

[keen kernel]

you love githubposting https://github.com/ayunami2000/PotPlayer-LastFM

[keen junco]

landlords have been deleted https://vxtwitter.com/RGuy1152/status/1800723447129239677

[worthy zinc]

disarm

[glossy eagle]

Whgar

[rapid aurora]

guess which one is me
(hint the guy in the left)

[pine zephyr]

bro is trying
https://cdn.obamabot.me/lBrCK8uMD5.gif

[keen junco]

superposition between the two

[pine zephyr]

fake

[pine zephyr]

OMG ROY

[glossy eagle]

The last part

[pine zephyr]

OMG BOKKI

[pine zephyr]

where Marine

AHHHH OMG SKIBIDI BAND

[crude fern]

so true

[fallow pawn]

hii

[pine zephyr]

chat wwe need Houshou Marine

[raw lava]

lades and gentlemen i got sushi for my birthday

[boreal torrent]

[keen pike]

hi brazil yapper

[boreal torrent]

i love ani-cli

[pine zephyr]

chat is this real?
https://cdn.obamabot.me/tuGFmW0N3y.mp4

[crisp finch]

the gta 6 looking fire

[boreal torrent]

Laurence

[pine zephyr]

ima eat u

[keen pike]

i miss him

[crude fern]

WHICH SIDE YOU ON 😂🤣😂🤪🥵😱👏💪👂💥🔥💥

[pine zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/森カリオペ-mori-calliope-calli-dad-hololive-gif-25290190

on her side

[crude fern]

idk either i dont listen to rap

[sudden fjord]

vencord web reviews:

[fickle cosmos]

Radial mentioned

[raw lava]

bro listens to morty caliope

[pine zephyr]

I listen?

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[glossy eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[keen pike]

suffocation

and cuteness

[glossy eagle]

omw to fuck myself

[daring cloud]

most people won't understand this

forgot attachment

[sudden fjord]

i dont get it

[raw lava]

why he got them shooms 😂

[sudden fjord]

I mean shoes

[golden swan]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON ‼️ THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW ‼️

[keen junco]

known

[keen junco]

reflections entered the chat

[open pasture]

chat is this real

https://x.com/H00TCHY/status/1800699140034245034

[keen junco]

try {
    final Meme memeInstance = ...;
    final Class<?> memeClass = memeInstance.getClass();
    final Field jokeField = memeClass.getDeclaredField("joke");
    jokeField.setAccessible(true);
    final Joke jokeValue = (Joke) jokeField.get(memeInstance);
    System.out.println(jokeValue);
} catch (NoSuchFieldException | IllegalAccessException e) {
    e.printStackTrace();
}

[daring cloud]

alright, enabling obfuscation

[keen junco]

that's no fair

[daring cloud]

mojang says it's fine

[harsh minnow]

[keen junco]

mojank

[open pasture]

chomik

[stone owl]

[covert inlet]

meow

[crude fern]

ello vee

[crisp finch]

real

[crude fern]

i dont get why this is stared

[keen junco]

I'm cold

[keen junco]

Funny rage

Looks even more funny out of context

[crude fern]

ah yed

yes

[urban elk]

what the fuck is happening

[crude fern]

me being genuinely upset

is funny

go fuck yourself tbh

[keen junco]

It's funny to just see these on starboard and then read up on the context

[urban elk]

I thought you said that to me for a second

[keen junco]

The actual situation is not funny, but just seeing the message without any context is

[crude fern]

:/

[keen junco]

That's just how starboard works

[mental oxide]

hey malwi

[crisp finch]

yelo

[mental oxide]

halo

[urban elk]

@mental oxide mroww

haii

[mental oxide]

hai daisy

[crisp finch]

i said after that ping to prepare to gender every known word in polish

[urban elk]

mya

[keen pike]

hello malwina

[crisp finch]

hi

[covert inlet]

[woeful kettle]

[median badger]

@wise anvil

sudo umount /mnt/kori
sudo rm -f /dev/sdd1

[jaunty trellis]

that doesn't actually do anything

iirc everything in /dev is a write protected file

[eager marsh]

hiii

[raw lava]

hi

[mental oxide]

rishi sunak

[keen pike]

how are you

[crisp finch]

it's the second month i feel really good about me and my body

[keen pike]

let's gooo

[deep token]

hai

[rapid aurora]

ik everyone here is indian

[crisp finch]

wat tha fak are you talking about

[jaunty trellis]

???

[rapid aurora]

AHA

[crisp finch]

read it in microsoft support accent

[rapid aurora]

my brain automatically did that

[crisp finch]

LMFAO

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[crude fern]

u are legit really pretty

[crisp finch]

so it worked

[lavish relic]

gleep glorp

[crude fern]

gimme ur looks

[crisp finch]

oh right i forgor i sent you photo of how i look like

[rapid aurora]

wat da faq did you daw to my breen 💔 do not redeeeem tha^t

[crisp finch]

gimme ur hair

[crude fern]

HAHA

[crisp finch]

i would love to have ur hair

its so thick and long

[keen junco]

Your brain has been disabled now

[crisp finch]

and curly

[crude fern]

CRY I WILL NEVER STOP GIVING YOU POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS

[crude fern]

AWAWA

[crisp finch]

i hope so :3

[lavish relic]

marvin

[crude fern]

everyone tells me that >~<

[rapid aurora]

I will horribly massively ban you from Roblox

[raw lava]

cause ur hair is pretty

[keen junco]

I don't play

[keen junco]

Me

[crude fern]

awa

[raw lava]

:3c

[crude fern]

YOU AND MY FRIEND IRL ISTG

[crude fern]

3 PPL IN A ROW

[crisp finch]

it should be illegal to have this pretty hair like you do

[raw lava]

[crisp finch]

💯💯💯

[keen junco]

My hair is so thick that every time I get a haircut you could fill a pillow with the hair they cut off

[crude fern]

my friend just refers to it as "princess hair" lol

[last sky]

i'm bored as FUCK

[rapid aurora]

this is probably you in roblox

[raw lava]

ur a princess tho

[lavish relic]

hi

[rapid aurora]

Well actually "fuck" will never get bored because

[keen junco]

Nop

[keen junco]

What

[last sky]

actually true

[keen junco]

Hello

[crude fern]

hi bored as fuck

[last sky]

i'm as BORED as a horse

[crude fern]

yes

YED

YES

[crisp finch]

hi as BORED as a horse

[rapid aurora]

ik I was joking
this is your avatar

[keen junco]

I only recently got a haircut I don't think I have a pic with longer hair

[rapid aurora]

well actually horses loves running and they never get bored of that

[last sky]

i'm on a track field rn so maybe

[lavish relic]

hoarse

[rain sparrow]

who even is joost

[keen junco]

Nvm found

[rapid aurora]

track field isn't something boring
if it was boring why humans make it in the first place!!!

[last sky]

because i'm walking not running

and no one is online

to vc

[rapid aurora]

that's not boring you just want the last place that's all

[last sky]

i'm in 2nd or something

i can't remember

it's a warmup

[rapid aurora]

oh yea yesterday I was in some random vc they started saying the n word multiple times

[last sky]

who 😭

[keen junco]

I'm officially ginger

[quiet marsh]

I love shiggy so much.

[lavish relic]

emray do u listen to breakcore

[rapid aurora]

it was 2am in vc server (literally the name of the server)

[last sky]

RAHHHHH!!! IM SHIGGING EVERYWHERE

[last sky]

ohhh so not here

[quiet marsh]

haha... 😅 first time someone instantly recognized it.

[last sky]

awww

[rapid aurora]

no dw

[fickle cosmos]

Why does my TV have bluetooth

[rapid aurora]

THE FUCK YOU MEAN AW

[lavish relic]

i like their tracks

[quiet marsh]

[rapid aurora]

😨

[last sky]

uhhhhhhh idk i'm so bored rn i need something exciting to happen

or shocking

[lavish relic]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0fUHjOTLONzhNDeJKKRa2p

fav one

[crude fern]

first one is older, other two is current haircut

[rapid aurora]

go to roblox vc
some wild stuff happens there

[quiet marsh]

I wish I could send my steam profile. I made it into a literal mural of his works.

[lavish relic]

o

[keen junco]

It used to be more normal ginger but nowadays it's more brown leaning yeah

[quiet marsh]

I love emray music, definitely not autism music

[lavish relic]

do u like ooxygen

[fickle cosmos]

How do you know 🗿

[fickle cosmos]

No

[lavish relic]

yepyep i like piano and simple dnb

[lavish relic]

i didnt ask you cutie

[fickle cosmos]

Simple dnb 👀

[fickle cosmos]

I AM NOT A CUTIE

[lavish relic]

you are one

[lavish relic]

yopyop

[fickle cosmos]

Hahaha ging- wait friendly fire nvm

[keen junco]

You're Kai

[lavish relic]

marvin listens to bladee

[quiet marsh]

yey :D

[keen junco]

Thankfully I don't

[lavish relic]

do u like azali emray :3

[fickle cosmos]

Si

[rapid aurora]

i only said "fuck you fatass" to someone twice :(

[fickle cosmos]

Da hood

[rapid aurora]

I was bored

[quiet marsh]

Oh they have some really nice stuff too, listening now :D. Definitely like
I am a total sucker for Cynthoni and Sewerslvt though :DDD

[rapid aurora]

no I wasn't I had an amazing time

[lavish relic]

i havent listened to cynthoni much

[fickle cosmos]

Ubuntu sans

[rapid aurora]

:(

[lavish relic]

ubuntu

[lime talon]

windows 10 is apparently 6.2.9200?

[deep token]

nop

[solemn plank]

why are my screws just falling into the holes and not actually screwing in

[lime talon]

explain

[solemn plank]

they are the right ones

[deep token]

10.0.15xxx up to 10.0.19xxx i think

[fickle cosmos]

Didn't borrow the screws from Little John's aunt

[deep token]

compat layer on?

[solemn plank]

thats the kernel version iirc

[odd wave]

LNAOOO

DA HOOD

SERIOUSLY

[stiff urchin]

ye

[dense phoenix]

its still 10 pretty sure

nvm i guess

[lime talon]

nope

[stiff urchin]

nt 6.x is vista - 8 iirc

[rapid aurora]

sorry I didn't play pet simulator x or adopt me

[odd wave]

DONT PLAY either

[deep token]

hmm

[deep token]

this corresponds to windows 7 btw

[lime talon]

why would monodevelop read that as the windows version

[lavish relic]

LUNA

[stiff urchin]

idk whats wrong with your install

[lime talon]

nope, win7 is 6.1

[lavish relic]

HII LUNER

[dense phoenix]

gyatt simulator

[lime talon]

probably because its an old as shit version of monodevelop or something

[stiff urchin]

(this is win 11 but both 11 and 10 use nt 10)

[lime talon]

they should've at least made it 10.1

[deep token]

oh right its 8

[deep token]

haiiii

haii :3

[stiff urchin]

hiiii

[lime talon]

hii

[deep token]

nop.

[crude fern]

ty!!!

[lime talon]

my left monitor is vertical rn because code

[lavish relic]

@deep token bleep bloop

[solemn plank]

i give data depending on what said data is

[deep token]

i dont want to

[deep token]

boop

[solemn plank]

if its shit that could help the devs fix a bug, then sure

[dense phoenix]

but what about microsoft

the small indie company

[odd wave]

no

[deep token]

kill them

they deserve death

[solemn plank]

flipnote studio my beloved

[lapis lava]

i love Microsoft products

including office and windows

and xbox

and surface

[odd wave]

office sucks

[solemn plank]

office sucks

[lapis lava]

nop

i usually use gdocs

[solemn plank]

WH

HORROR

slow as hell

[lapis lava]

but i prefer excel for sheets

[odd wave]

800 ram usage

[lapis lava]

nop i love it

[dense phoenix]

office is bad but theres no better alternative

[lapis lava]

fast

[dense phoenix]

gdocs is ass

[solemn plank]

ok excel is pretty good

[lapis lava]

how

[dense phoenix]

and the open source ones are worse

[lapis lava]

its great tbh

[solemn plank]

excel is my favorite game engine

[odd wave]

all of googles websites are unoptimized as hell

[dense phoenix]

its slow and clunky

[solemn plank]

is excel turing complete

[lapis lava]

by chance did you use potato pc or ios apps

[crude fern]

im actually loosing it

i already sent that

[solemn plank]

school chromebook

runs surprisingly fast on windows xp tho

[waxen sphinx]

good question

seems to be the case

[solemn plank]

chromebook, made by GOOGLE, cant run GOOGLE docs

[crude fern]

can run portage

all you need

in life

i love portage,,

[solemn plank]

i would not want to see a chromebook compile the kernel

[crude fern]

PLEASE

I NEED A CHROMEBOOK NOW

SO FUNNY

[odd wave]

i remember wanting a chromebook for personal stuff

im so glad i didnt get ine

[solemn plank]

"huururgh. stop please" - chromebook compiling helloworld.c

[crude fern]

i wanted a nook for Christmas (basicly a kindle, ereader)

[strange dragon]

Yeah, you can use it to compile a linux kernel

[solemn plank]

but somehow my buddy john can decently play minecraft java

[crude fern]

my parents got me a shitty android tablet instead

[solemn plank]

LMAO

[strange dragon]

Because all Chromebooks are not equal

[crude fern]

i blame the NAVI for my brainrot

[strange dragon]

Some Chromebooks also ship with Windows 11

[solemn plank]

you replied to excel

[strange dragon]

Some Chromebooks struggle to boot into chromeos

[crude fern]

i could've been reading FEMINIST lititure

but shity android tablet means i read

uh....

[strange dragon]

I can have 7 conversations at once thank you very much

[crude fern]

feminist lititure occasionally

[solemn plank]

thats why my buddy john can play minecraft

[strange dragon]

Shitty Android tablet means you read shoujo manga?

[solemn plank]

galvanized square steel type meme but its showing someone modding a wii

[strange dragon]

I can play Minecraft on the wii tho

[crude fern]

means i got brainrot

anyways time to try and hold back the brainrot by reading TSQ

[strange dragon]

Can your buddy John play with 300 mods tho

[naive plover]

hi guys

where is #general

[crude fern]

Funny transgender magazine,,,,

[naive plover]

also question

[strange dragon]

SCATTER

[naive plover]

when will support for ios be added

[solemn plank]

here

[crude fern]

whay

[naive plover]

w-what???

[solemn plank]

never

[crude fern]

never

[naive plover]

wow

ok

interesting

[crude fern]

its not for ios

[solemn plank]

vencord is for desktop only

[crude fern]

its a desktop app

[crude fern]

yea

[solemn plank]

use emnity or bunny

[strange dragon]

Never, Apple is a walled garden and they would shoot venny if she tried to crawl in

[solemn plank]

or aliucord if you want old discord

[crude fern]

theres a very very hacky port for android, but thats not usable as a daily driver

[solemn plank]

You say that when I was able to use Windows XP as a daily driver for a week

[crude fern]

its mainly for doing desktop stuff on phone

[strange dragon]

Aliucord has devs that tamper with user-set accessibility settings occasionally as "a joke"

[unique wyvern]

i’m mentally insane

[strange dragon]

Meowntally insane

[lavish relic]

WBAT

[crude fern]

good

[solemn plank]

minecraft on chromebook

probably not

[crude fern]

ok but discord react update broke screen readers

so

[strange dragon]

April fools a plugin dev force-set all user themes to white and turned on all animations

And caused seizures in those with epilepsy

[solemn plank]

HORROR

[strange dragon]

And then acted like it was funny

[crude fern]

discord did the all white thing too

[solemn plank]

yes

[strange dragon]

Yeah but discord didn't turn off all accessibility options and didn't make the screen flash between colors rapidly

[solemn plank]

But they didn't have the balls to turn on animations

[solemn plank]

oh what

[crude fern]

yes

[strange dragon]

Yeah fuck the malicious aliucord plugin devs

[solemn plank]

horror^2

[crude fern]

but tbh discord still is highly inaccessible

some ppl legit use aliu for screenreaders iirc

[strange dragon]

Bunny/pyoncord is good

[crude fern]

what i run

[solemn plank]

same

[strange dragon]

The plugin repo plugin I believe

[crude fern]

its ite

[lavish relic]

is that force

oh

[solemn plank]

i love my music tracker software

[lavish relic]

i just use the themer thingy

[solemn plank]

all my OC is inside of ut

[strange dragon]

But yeah the main thing is that when confronted about it, the dev said it was a funny joke and that people with epilepsy just have to deal with it and that he wouldn't fix it because it's funny

[lavish relic]

guh

[sand citrus]

hi vencord

[strange dragon]

A funny vencord prank for next April fools would be to make a cute shiggy font and force it on this server

And include the font in an update

[keen junco]

Buh

[strange dragon]

Imagine a font but it's just shiggy doing poses with her tail

[lavish relic]

marvinne

[keen junco]

akira

[lavish relic]

hruu

[waxen sphinx]

guys i have great news

https://0pointer.net/blog/announcing-systemd-v256.html

😹

[jaunty trellis]

ngl this is kinda funny

[burnt maple]

We're going to make a fake dmca claim

[waxen sphinx]

lol yeah

also i'm curious if run0 is already in a good state

[ebon yoke]

Guys does anyone know how i can make custom banners with vencord?

[unreal siren]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[ebon yoke]

Oh ok.

[sharp sequoia]

hello chat

[keen junco]

Goodbye chat

[keen pike]

bye, never come back

im joking love ya

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

Okay meet you again in hell

[keen pike]

:(

[burnt maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/torriangray/status/1800683075824988490

• no community notes
  It's real

[strange dragon]

Against who

[open pasture]

what the fudge

[mental oxide]

didn't elon block apple on x after the apple intelligence announcement

[crude fern]

WJAT

[strange dragon]

I blocked him

Before he owned twitter

[crude fern]

community note: he does have a small one, why else would he have bought twitter

[real ravine]

you can milk mine

[cosmic otter]

there are notes they just haven't been voted on enough to be visible

[crude fern]

hes clearly compensating for something

[real ravine]

i need to dm her real fast

[cosmic otter]

i have the ability to sabotage though

[real ravine]

how come whenever i open this chat i see the most diabolical shit ever

[strange dragon]

He brought a kitchen sink in so you don't notice his tiny willie

His mr grunkles

The baby kazoo

[real ravine]

oh noo i just noticed

it's elon musk liking that post

has to be edited faked photoshopped

[jagged osprey]

https://t.me/hamster_kombat_boT/start?startapp=kentId7063953502

[digital kettle]

what is youtube cooking

[mental oxide]

need

[void ivy]

ah i see they've gone the Twitch Dot T V method

[burnt maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/adultswim/status/1800896142168801514

[real ravine]

they gonna cook til the point we burn

[buoyant sapphire]

how many messages this channel gets/a day

[digital kettle]

what did youtube did this week?

• added ads to server-side videos
• made videos with signed in only

[real ravine]

second one has to be the most braindead thing ever

so how are iframes gonna work?

[void ivy]

the same as they did before

presumably

except now it needs you to sign in

[real ravine]

sign in to watch

[dense phoenix]

sonic fans should be like 6th or 7th ngl

[digital kettle]

we can find a way to bypass is

tbh

:3

[real ravine]

that's natural

but not everyone is gonna use the bypass

that's like the annoying part

[dense phoenix]

sign it to watch is so ass holy shit

[stiff urchin]

considering that i have to open most video links cuz of trash music labels

youtube has nothing to lose by making it so that you have to open the link

[real ravine]

^ this got bypassed

[stiff urchin]

theres a bypass for that??

finally omg

[real ravine]

yeah

[stiff urchin]

send

[real ravine]

1sec

i gotta find it again cuz fresh browser

[waxen sphinx]

i love google! i love an internet according to their vision! that's why i continue to use my chromium based browser to support my favorite company! 😊

[near wharf]

REDDIT MOMENTO

[stiff urchin]

ill check it out later since i have to go soon

[real ravine]

ill ping if i find it again

[stiff urchin]

okie

ty

[crude fern]

already sent lol

^

actually links to fedi

[mental oxide]

https://fixupx.com/xeng/status/1800634371906380067?s=61 i like this

[void ivy]

do you? i cant see your likes anymore

[dense phoenix]

you have the banne

[mental oxide]

ik that it gives more power to creeps and weirdos but overall it's a good privacy change yeah lol

i still can see my likes so i'm good

[keen pike]

ventube

soon

14 days ago

[real ravine]

aaaaaaa @stiff urchin sorry to dissapoint schizo moment but i thought my age restriction bypass was the copyright bypass

i guess it never existed

[stiff urchin]

pain

also sorry i accidentally lied 😭 i got the time wrong

[real ravine]

😆

[lavish owl]

yep

[waxen sphinx]

also just helps bots / shills / otherwise shitty people from hiding their activity ig, downside to everything

but then again using twitter in the first place is the real problem xd

[void ivy]

yeah but it hides the true engagement of a post (bots vs actual people)

[waxen sphinx]

just a far-left and far-right echo chamber at this point

[mental oxide]

it may be that i live in my small private circle but i don't really see downsides for my usage

[icy grail]

what did you doo ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[void ivy]

the thing is you cant even reliably use the reply count

to see if it's human engagement or not

[keen pike]

@mental oxide akiwa

[void ivy]

because you scroll down far enough and tons of them will be hidden bot replies

[keen pike]

wait

[mental oxide]

korisuh

[void ivy]

but they're counted because it's "legit"

[keen pike]

now that i saw your username

[waxen sphinx]

idk i heard it will also hurt discoverability a lot especially in the art community for example

[keen pike]

hi astolfo.su

[icy grail]

then what good did you doo

[mental oxide]

.su because it's the USSR ccTLD

[icy grail]

meow

sounds about normal

[keen pike]

[waxen sphinx]

LOL

[sudden fjord]

discord starts banning catfgirls /s

[icy grail]

true ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

@dusty goblet can confirm

guess not

[golden sky]

u couldve got hacked tho

[sudden fjord]

discord: collects everything
also discord: pls verify phone

[keen pike]

what about astolfo

[mental oxide]

she's so fucking hot

[dusty goblet]

i have one of those too

[burnt maple]

I live here

[mental oxide]

because

[sudden fjord]

acitivty data packet

[dusty goblet]

nuh

[sudden fjord]

10GB in 3 years

[sudden fjord]

i usually get within a week or smth

[keen pike]

explain yourself

[icy grail]

I got mine within a few days ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[mental oxide]

changed to akira (i wish discord usernames allowed characters like ì)

[keen pike]

ï

¤

[icy grail]

I wish discord usernames allowed characters like ﷽

[mental oxide]

my name's akìra that's why xd

[keen pike]

my name is vendicated.dev

[deft jewel]

my name is vencord.app

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[keen pike]

hi vendor.app

[deft jewel]

no that's not me

I'm vencord.​app

[keen pike]

who is vencord.dev

oh