#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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😭
bum property title
wait does this work
👍
its just not localised lol
butr it makes it smoler
web^3
whgar
web web web
no thats 3web
web web web web web web?
technically web³ = webbb
w * b * e
yea
where can i download fir lang
not to be confused with web^
under there
from the tarball, when it's done
it looks like the most confusing
language
ever
do not decompress the tarball
fuck it im moving databases again
a good language tries to have one way to do something imo
add sql injection please

It wont use SQL
add backdoor pls
mongO?
it does have one way to do things usually
no
my database of mongolians got hacked once cause it was local and had no password
🙏 not mongo. use folder filled with json files
microsoft sql server?

the trait Name(arg-list) for T syntax defines a trait that is implemented on types of type T
nya
the for T syntax is optional if the type is of type type
gn chat
OMG SOMEHITNG I KINDA UNDERSATND private T FunctionName<T>()
@glossy swallow if i make an android app and call it z³ is it good name
did I not just say it doesnt use sql
Microsoft Excell?
functions are defined with zero or more sets of arguments
yes that is how functions work
generics?
yes
each set can have zero or more arguments within the list
true
zubed
also rewrite in java
isn't the recommended language for android called chotlin or something
e.g. rs fn identity(a)(x: a) { x }
is that typescript
fir
isnt it rust
```fir doesn't exist, so I use ```rs
but instead it's hell
that highlighter does well enough
rst
what does (a)(x: a) syntax
meowmeow
No im using Cassandra
is this an imaginary language?
i do not understand this language```
meowemowemoew
i know that function is hell
how is there two sets of args????
it defines a function of type fn(a: type) → fn(x: a) → a
what???
those arrows are in the wrong place
you pass it a type and it returns a function
a programming language should be typable on a normal keyboard
generac
it accepts -> but → looks nicer
The compiler is angry.
Tip: His favourite emoji is ☺. Try adding ☺ to your code. ☺
but you also can't type it without an alt code dingle
pin
i use compose key
i don't have altgr
Comp - >
STRING LITERAL
more like
chain literal
shift+right alt on my keyboard
do I start my vpn for this…
maybe run it in a codespace
on a different planet
what in the primitive is this
hell
that's what it is
it looks like the devil made this language
worse than brainfuck
i came up with a crazy language feature but i forgot it
im pretty sure if i understood it it wuld make sense
tho i prefer to think about what i want to do ratehr than worry ab code
prefer to stay simple >w<
java more like public static viod Main(string90 args)
strnig90 args
it's a function that takes a type and returns a function taking a value of that type
strmgh 123
string[] args*
pointer?
what your functions don't take types as arguments?
this isn't c
i prefer c main(argc, argv) char** argv { printf("%s", argv); }
what is this is this c
:(
yes
whhh
is this old c
non-ansi
why is there 2 pointers on char
idek any more
list of list
array of string
just import string

hmm should I add [|] patterns
i don't think this is valid with a modern c compiler
oh yeah forgot int
/run
#include <stdio.h>
main(argc, argv) char** argv {
printf("%s", argv);
}
@glossy swallow I received c(10.2.0) compile errors
file0.code.c:3:1: warning: return type defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
3 | main(argc, argv) char** argv {
| ^~~~
file0.code.c: In function 'main':
file0.code.c:3:30: error: expected '=', ',', ';', 'asm' or '__attribute__' before '{' token
3 | main(argc, argv) char** argv {
| ^
file0.code.c:3:1: warning: type of 'argc' defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
3 | main(argc, argv) char** argv {
| ^~~~
file0.code.c:3:1: warning: type of 'argv' defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
file0.code.c:6: error: expected '{' at end of input
6 |
|
chmod: cannot access 'a.out': No such file or directory
/piston/packages/gcc/10.2.0/run: line 6: ./a.out: No such file or directory
int so it can return
int is implicit
no way
no way
just -Wno-error
shit forgot the ;
i think c functions are int by default
you still prolly have to specify the type
/run c main(c, v) char**v; { printf("%s", *v); }
@daring cloud I received c(10.2.0) compile errors
file0.code.c:1:1: warning: return type defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
1 | main(c, v) char**v; {
| ^~~~
file0.code.c: In function 'main':
file0.code.c:1:1: warning: type of 'c' defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
file0.code.c:2:3: warning: implicit declaration of function 'printf' [-Wimplicit-function-declaration]
2 | printf("%s", *v);
| ^~~~~~
file0.code.c:2:3: warning: incompatible implicit declaration of built-in function 'printf'
file0.code.c:1:1: note: include '<stdio.h>' or provide a declaration of 'printf'
+++ |+#include <stdio.h>
1 | main(c, v) char**v; {
./a.out```
omg toad in chat
oh
/run cs public static Main() { Console.WriteLine("test"); }
@quiet salmon I only received cs(6.12.0) error output
Cannot open assembly 'out': No such file or directory.
what
/run c #pragma GCC ignored "-Wall" main(c, v) char**v; { printf("%s", *v); }
@daring cloud I received c(10.2.0) compile errors
file0.code.c:2:1: warning: return type defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
2 | main(c, v) char**v; {
| ^~~~
file0.code.c: In function 'main':
file0.code.c:2:1: warning: type of 'c' defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
file0.code.c:3:3: warning: implicit declaration of function 'printf' [-Wimplicit-function-declaration]
3 | printf("%s", *v);
| ^~~~~~
file0.code.c:3:3: warning: incompatible implicit declaration of built-in function 'printf'
file0.code.c:1:1: note: include '<stdio.h>' or provide a declaration of 'printf'
+++ |+#include <stdio.h>
1 | #pragma GCC ignored "-Wall"
./a.out```
/run c #pragma GCC ignored "-Wimplicit-int" #pragma GCC ignored "-Wimplicit-function-declaration" main(c, v) char**v; { printf("%s", *v); }
@daring cloud I received c(10.2.0) compile errors
file0.code.c:3:1: warning: return type defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
3 | main(c, v) char**v; {
| ^~~~
file0.code.c: In function 'main':
file0.code.c:3:1: warning: type of 'c' defaults to 'int' [-Wimplicit-int]
file0.code.c:4:3: warning: implicit declaration of function 'printf' [-Wimplicit-function-declaration]
4 | printf("%s", *v);
| ^~~~~~
file0.code.c:4:3: warning: incompatible implicit declaration of built-in function 'printf'
file0.code.c:1:1: note: include '<stdio.h>' or provide a declaration of 'printf'
+++ |+#include <stdio.h>
1 | #pragma GCC ignored "-Wimplicit-int"
./a.out```
sob
it's not working
/run
public class Program {
public static void Main() {
Console.WriteLine("test")
}
}
@stiff urchin I only received cs(6.12.0) error output
Cannot open assembly 'out': No such file or directory.
o
i didn't think it needed the class
@lapis lava can you at least make your impersonation slightly less convincing
its confusing
😭
/run hs import Char(toUpper) main = putStrLn $ toUpper `fmap` "Hello, world!"
@daring cloud I received hs(9.0.1) compile errors
file0.code.hs:1:1: error:
Could not find module `Char'
Use -v (or `:set -v` in ghci) to see a list of the files searched for.
|
1 | import Char(toUpper)
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
chmod: cannot access 'out': No such file or directory
/piston/packages/haskell/9.0.1/run: line 4: ./out: No such file or directory
/run hs import Data.Char(toUpper) main = putStrLn $ toUpper `fmap` "Hello, world!"
whatever is making this bot isn't working
Here is your hs(9.0.1) output @daring cloud
HELLO, WORLD!
omg
i would NEVER send this
@glossy swallow make new language
we should make a language with lots and lots of syntax
@stark herald
bussy griddycode
but the language version
mouthful
Waitin'
the overly verbose
its over for you
oh yea i think i wanted to make a language called "suffer" because it seemed appropriate
is £ okay for language syntax
british
it's typable in my keyboard
you will scare people
what even is that
it is used for envirounment variousbles
btw i have very important question
how do you declare a variable in html
don't you mean %
what do you mean
French Format Strings
Surround format string with french quotes «» and use € to add the string value of an expression anywhere
you don't do that
you can use things like astro svelte react or
that other thing I forgot
i love rack
«Hello €{name}»
rackjs
oh no
no
what is this 😭
i hate the french quotes
i cannot type the french quotes as i only speak javascript
wait i thought of something really smart
what if we use kanji for syntax
you know how you can't do quotes inside quotes
\
escape character?
it would be so easy so solve if you used “ and ”
what if you could but for every string literal " you have to type START OF STRING and END OF STRING before and after it
instead of just "
true
guys you all can type Celsius registered and TM symbols right
where did the r come from
©®™
wasnt that for long strings or soemthing
i dont quite remember
also that's copyright you freaky individual
hop off impersonation
/run
#include <iostream>
int main() {
std::cout << R"(Hello, world!
more stuff
)";
std::cout << std::flush;
}
Here is your c++(10.2.0) output @glossy swallow
Hello, world!
more stuff
i forgot to
is that c++
i don't wanna get an ssd
i mean
std
from c+++
@stark herald there
i wanna get an std
i was talking my friend and they said they don't wanna write c, c++ or c+
good boy
but do you wanna get an namespace std cout bitshift left operator string literal semicolon?
i don't think there is a c+?
make c: language
c; language
the c++ is made because iterate with c = c+1 trick
uhh i use only vectors from the standard library when need to spin something quick
and string
string more like chain
cool people write ++c
it depends
isn't htat iterate first ask questions later
i use this because it 's like increment c intsead of c increment (it makes sense)
c = 0; c++ returns 0. c = 0; ++c returns 1
is that a for loop
for()
FOR()
yes maybe idk
is there any real benefit to using vesktop over vencord
what is vesktop
fir does that
HORROR
they all virus don’t not use
what is wrong with that language seriously
quotes can be “curly”
i like virus
kinito
where is the website for fir
they also work inside "straight “string” literals"
meow :3
it'll be published all at once when the critical bugs are fixed
yes they all do that
are you working on it?
because i want to have a word with you /lh
yeah but they allow "foo “bar "baz" quux” qaax”
head explodes
they can also be “ne“st”ed”
who in their right mind wouldn't just use an escape \ for this instead of the unicode nightmare that is offbrand quotes
sad
(also that was intended as /j)
and \“ restores normal character behavior
gn people <3
gn korisu
is this microsoft android?
oh yes
what's that
my brand new app
my idea was the garbage collector only collects instances of object Garbage
lmao
one of the 0 people
pin
is the http protocol hard to implement from a TCP socket
nop
whether or not they're referenced?
what
instrucion x86 issembly
you need to cast an object to garbage
MyObject object;
do_some_stuff_to(#ref(object));
(Garbage)object;
im not racist, but
so you're still managing the memory
indian tutorials on medium are best way to learn android dev
no
rfc2616 here you go my dear
if you say that you're racist
it has a garbage collector
saar
I wished I never would of moved databases fucking hell it was hard to implement
it means everything gets deleted slower
depends how compliant you want to be
but you have to make an object into arby's for it to work
OH SHIT i forgot multiplicities on my functor traits
@stark herald fwiw i telnetted to google.com and sent a get manually and it actually worked wtf, which means it’s not too hard
i think i could create a pretty bad language if i took a few ideas from kotlin
point?
function?
nah we got f u n c t o r
and php and javascript
maybe
functions and functors are completely different. not even comparable.
?
is a functor comparable to anything in c#
uhh
fso i can undrestand
do you have a .map?
with my puny c# .net brain
point?
no this isn't javascript we use foreach loops like normal people
basically anything you can .map is a functor
???
oh those are traversables
enumerables*
traversables*
Functions
Functions in suffer do not have names, they have a list of hashtags.
enumberables***
functions are sorted in autocomplete based on how many likes and dislikes they have
lmao
actions are values in Haskell and Fir so ig we need a different name
whats up idiots
?.Dispose()?
nope we got THIS
this isn't programming this is social media
functional social media platform
only the purest functions
is that a Microsoft®️ Windows®️?
there's 2 seconds so that way it can open both ways like htat one samsung refrigerator which the door opens both ways
no
blender
you dont have that?
I am not an idiot! (iam)
so you can let some fresh air in without opening it fully
give me your password
oh
no
no ur not
my middle name is literally ""
I love how windows in Europe work. Both sides open, and they open all the way. Quite the opposite of windows in North America, many of which hardly open at all.
Of course, this style of window isn't cheap, and if you special order them from here, they cost even more. They call them "tilt and turn" windows in North America (I guess in Europe,...
it was so funny to find out that americans apparently don't have this
my windows just slide
what
how do i send images
it's great actually
google confirmed transgender
give me $20 in XMR
it opens just barely
earn venniepoints
so you can let in a little bit of air
data toIff
what is xmr
monero
regular, which is 10 level or prove everyone that you're not a retarded whitename
server boost
or donate
do %xp in #🤖-bot-commands to see your venniepoints
- send messages until level 10
- be here enough to become regular
- upload to hosting service
- pay
angular
i am not at level 10 at 40k messages 
(the bot was added recently)
what is a whitename
blackname for you
what
a slur for someone with no roles
(light mode right?)
i do not have any roles
you're a whitename
crackername
you can earn roles such as brain rot by being annoying
thanks discord
actually i'm a AccentButtonColorname
or no support role by being annoying, but in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
or support needy by being needy in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
(not a suggestion)
needy is asking for support outside #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 iirc
what does brain rot do anyway, does it just take away your typing perms again
When is discord mobile getting those clan tag thingies
i figured needy for support is just someone who repeteadly asks for support
idk
i have the experiment on but doesn't work
it mutes you everywhere except #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
i don't need support if something breaks i'll take my cpu and memory apart and rebuild the architecture from scratch like a sane person
how is someone streaming video in yap is equal to explode

screamer do not click
this doesn't actially do anything btw
tell what
who are you telling these mythological tales to
improved signin 
one of the 0 people
someone you bolcked
bolcked
i know you know you have them blocked but you just have a weird obligation of informing everyone that you have them blocked
zohoz maiels?
3 years, usually
are you talking to me who are you talking to
use your brain for a second.
how do i download those 3 years
I just realized how shy and embarrassed I get whenever I'm in vc
vc more like vencord
can we ban this peasant
yes my name is of the color of the white color
it'll go away after a whilke
dw
i was the same when speaking english in a voice chat foer the first time
i've never vc'd with michael enabled
shy, embarrassed with a sucky accent
mute is best
it eventually got better
i lvoe mute butotn
you can do it :)
they need to make a version of discord which you cannot unmute
you could've just use a plugcode
plug
plug
plus
pluscod
e
?
sure
but that's a link to the streetview
there isn't a closer one
but
it does the job
staticresource accentbuttonstyle
I can speak Arabic/my language normally
but English I get all sweaty
does it suggest you apps considering other people or are they like customized for you
if the former then why does appstore think i’m a woman
"This weeks favorite"
Might be the apps getting more downloads that week
Not necessarily personalized
that might explain why my friend has been acting a bit icky this week
zt currency
true
hiking map poland
what
FEMBOY HIKING MAP
yeah bet go to east, podlasie voivodeship
how is this related to your friend being icky???
it might suggest them based on other or recently downloaded apps
remember guys
is there wg currency
cute handwritign
thanks, it’s not mine
did you write that
no
woah
think about it
it's like 7 euro too
ohckhcgjxdgkdhkfkjgdhdk
whats wg
pffst
they are related
don't worrry
i'm just not going to tell you
explain
i am going to hfagfahgshfagdajdghkfjgzjgdhkcjlvhkxugsgx
also i love how my reviews are just a hive mind, one person says something and the other person just follows
utssutufsyfsgjzhffjzgjzgxkjvi🇲➰ ®️gd,tdts2 >~<
do you mean touché?
fuck this means
idk
i head it i think
oh
why people say it dont get it
i think that the people think that it means too bad
well without any subject and complements given
it doesnt mean anything
my friend once yelled "shut up i hate you" into my face, than we went outside
asdkfasjdlfjaskjdfklsjdfsdf
asdnasiodsniofnsdio
no u
yum
bazinga. disrespectfully
in a vc
i had brisket mac and cheese
whats that
is that the guilty gear character
thats crazy
coffe is great
so many plugins are dying

it’s eepy time
is this considered as coffee
trueee
time to turn on my water sounds
thats my friend, hes a car LMFAO
name me 9 and 5/10 reasons why
technically yes but it has too much sugar for my liking
what’s y’all’s sleeping quirk
mine is sleeping with a blahai and water sounds in the background otherwise i can’t sleep
whas a sleeping quirk
weird metallic flavor, stunts growth, costs excess money, doesnt help people wake up, its acidic, it can contribute to indigestion and/or heartburn, etc.
rythm has a mobile app now
vee is may from guilty gear?!
it irritates me how they spelled rhythm wrong
all the wonders of life innit
it's. on. purpose. i. think.
nuh
why 😭
do they know about https://open.spotify.com
riddim
also who needs music app when you can listen along
Spotify is dogshit
%xp
@dark phoenix clyde's back
then what do you use
vns #🤖-bot-commands
👉 #🤖-bot-commands
is soundcloud better idk
every popular music platform is dogshit
Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends. You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360060145013
we need an actually good one
awesome
licensing beeep
currently only good option is downloading music
monei beep
pirate!
grr
very no no
piracy so good 
nuh
@lapis lava hey
i love downloading from steam unlocked i love it i love it!!!
v
stob yapping 🙅♂️
my moms a big pink whale????
i buy cds even tho i dont have a cd drive :3
check my roles
go find the one piece with that info
vns #⭐-starboard
you guys like cabbages?
just so you know, when you end up getting hacked, we WILL laugh and judge
vns #🌺-regulars
so true.
how likely would it be that i get hacked because of something on there
i need to crack a hash
hashcat
or hydra
idk
i don't dabble anymore
no
when you go up to an apple tree and touch see that a lot of the apples on the tree are rotten and this specific apple tree has a problem with rotten fruit, you wouldn’t search for an unrotten one, you’d just move on and search for a tree that’s guaranteed to not be rotten
it’s not about likeness, it’s about general safety, steamunlocked has a reputation of hosting malware, sure you might find some files that are safe but it doesn’t mean the entire website is safe
nuh uh
ah, thanks
at least 6
i thought it was cabbage
at least 0
2
there is more than one answer?
my math isnt mathing i give up
what am i solving for
x?
wasnt specified
meow
will this be in the test?
cabbage :)
oh yeah mb i did the derivative
your mother is begging you to take a shower
the hell am i looking at
[
\int \frac{4}{\sqrt{9 - x^2}} , dx = 4 \arcsin \left( \frac{x}{3} \right) + C
]
my class talks about alcoholism and cars i can't understand math 
no thats mean
weaponize what
if i wanna insult them i can just pull up their birth certificate
you can point at your screen and laugh ig
that’s what im doing
this guy makes me feel smart
see thing is
some trolls are funny
do you want to evaluate this @wide leaf
@mossy raven is just retarded
or is it straight trash what i wrote lmao
i didnt really think thru i just intuition
this server makes me feel like a special
i cant write latex (yet)
how much does it cost
it isnt alcoholism or cars, don't know what that is
can’t be arsed to pay for it
sorry (hi for bad english)
you’re pretty close to being banned
so
calm down
you’re not making anyone laugh
you’re just obnoxious
they aren't getting active
you probably use aliucord
vp summeries
Couldn't quite find the plugin you were looking for. Did you mean...
- Summaries
vp summaries
i use vendetta acshually
vp Summaries
it barely works
Enables Discord's experimental Summaries feature on every server, displaying AI generated summaries of conversations
mantikafasi
(1/2 + 1) in parenthesis
there
use pyoncord
you can use all same plugins
execpt its actively mantained
what's that?
could simplify to 1.5
it was vencord for mobile
now it isnt
anymore
cuz no money
didn’t you just say you’d behave
why do you keep going back trying to get reactions out of me
tho is it any
this is how i figured out 
what makes you think that you cant
good lmao
fundning is no more
this isn’t like a company
janitors or vee can ban someone for just as simple as being annoying
whatrs the best vendetta plugin
my bad
whas a token
a special key exclusive to your account
oh
no.
☹️
if you didn’t act like you came fresh off the short bus then perhaps i wouldn’t have to talk to you like you’re a 12 year old with untreated high functioning autism
i mean i am on aliucord rn but whys this better
can use all the same plugins
vendetta fell off exactly a year ago
are you not being retarded?
mobile clients are hard to find (i only know the most irrelevant things)
n shit
i mean you’re saying stupid shit
best member was BANNED from vendetta the 12 of june of 2023 💔💔💔💔
its mobile
constantly going back to my messages just to try getting a rise out of me
although discord rn runs like shit
i know
seems to be working tbf
thats just discord
its NEVER not like that
they are not
yeah i know that's just in general

that's why i stick to aliucord unless needed
as a person who has barely learned how to use google it is
Ur smile Is not so friendly😧
fair fair
aliu is missing stuff i use on a daily basis tho
so
like
i just want a message logger, so any client with that will do for me
fair
@mossy raven
does pycord's plugin browser work? assouming it has one
they're banned already
lmao they’re gone
damn
i’m just responding
@wide leaf
can you solve for b real quick and then for t
how well does windows defender provide security for your average joe?
it does really well
enough
you don’t need any of the extra anti viruses if you’re just a guy browsing the web
kick
kick
windows defender does its job
as long as you don’t disable it and install sus stuff; you’re fine
im not fine then :(
oop
here comes the kicker
i saw a sticker but i’m too tired and i already forgot what it was
me when i see the 1098612th Trojan:Win32/Wacatac.A!ml
me when defender complains about CrackTool (dangerois virus!!)
lmfaooo that too
i went to a silly site and i don't think i should go there again
HackTool:Win32/crack
windows defender once blocked easy anti cheat which made my computer BSOD
i hate kernel level anti cheats
may i perchance query your performance tick counter
PUA:Win32/Keygen
cracktool the crack crack tool crack keygen cracktool
sure 
yay
everytime i see cracktool m y computer BLows up
windows defender complained about crappy ransomware that i wrote (i found a youtube tutorial and tried it at home)
the computer is so sad it made me sad
give the computer some flowers idk
whats a kernel level anti-cheat
ah
it’s an anti cheat that has complete access to your computer
it starts before your operating system does
idk about eac
i dont think it does that
but its still kernel
eh
im gona get 2 hours of sleepcnow
i just know i hate it
maybe depends on game idk
yeah
but it is kernel
ima get 10
2 hours is too much
good night gentlemen
me personally i get 11 hours of sleep
bye bye
i love valorant!
and ladies
im gonna hook all your kernel functions
and everything in between
#afternonn school# i love sleeping
all whatever hackers do in the kernel space
vac is non existent lmfao
i like to think that they’re just in the process of training the anti chest
it has some return address checks iirc
i tried to go on hackforums but they don't like me ig
cs2 does or csgo did at least
bye now
vavcccccvaccvaccvalvelcantichitreeattavavvvcvavavavccccbann
i reverse engineered most of vac
doesn’t stop people from freezing the server whilst spamming slurs
d1 yapper?!
most of the ac is fingerprinting ur pc
lmao
maybe not most
but a lot of it
ig its for trust factor
good night yall
bai
gn
then bans only your steam account 💔
ig its for trust factor
yeah i mean it makes sesne tho
yea
many ppl shit on vac but it prob does more than they think it does
lol
dd
is that rizz
mewo
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hello?
any delay is on discord api end
testing testing
uhhhhh um allergic to oxygen
bro fuck discord
u are SUPER awsum..
😭
nvm
Hi
n
how am i the only one w.out delay
n
test
lmao
n
errors starting sessions and on some api endpoints
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Investigating - Users may be unable to connect to discord or perform actions. We are investigating.
Jun 11, 2024 - 18:53 PDT
there it is gamers
we got that api error
how is it my fault
And couldn't do anything
Who said it's your fault 😭
I hate this shitty fucking app i just wanna use IRC
so true bestie
ian deployed :PANIC:
soda
wanna join xmpp?


