🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[cold zodiac]

thats gross

[sudden fjord]

just code a bit, lost motivation lately

[cold zodiac]

why would you make in c#

[median owl]

security through obscurity

[blissful steeple]

Someone catch me I’m falling ~ down like the rain ~ onto your umbrella ~ from the sky ~ and I wonder why ~ I came up ~ like the sun ~ and said ~ “Hello”

||please don’t kill me I have no idea why I wrote this shit||

[sand citrus]

licensing code and stuff

[exotic mica]

I was conisdering making a custom C64 OS using rust since llvm-mos dropped

[mental oxide]

no i hate UNLICENSED software

[cold zodiac]

if you want to do osdev

do it in c

or c++

[winter girder]

because i was just getting into osdev, then i decided to drop it for C++

[cold zodiac]

yay

[sand citrus]

it makes sense for protection and stuff

[exotic mica]

cpp for osdev?

[cold zodiac]

Yes

[blissful steeple]

Use assembly. Dumbass.

[cold zodiac]

I built my os in c++

[exotic mica]

I'd just stick to C

[winter girder]

yeah?

[cold zodiac]

But I wouldve preferred to do in C

[exotic mica]

Your polite?

[sand citrus]

get your edgy ass out of here

[exotic mica]

You use asm?

[winter girder]

idk how to do a try catch statement in C 😓

[cold zodiac]

finally osdevs in chat 😍

[median owl]

just do c as a first lang

smh

[sand citrus]

there are no c++ exceptions in c

[cold zodiac]

c was my second lang

[sand citrus]

try catch is for c++ exceptions

[winter girder]

ik

i dont know how to do something similar

[blissful steeple]

6502 assembly is cool. I’m planning to learn it someday. Ofc most ASM users keep their guidebooks with them btw.

[exotic mica]

Wow

[sand citrus]

cool good for u

i like 6502 as well

and x86

[exotic mica]

Your calling me dumb, I know 6502 asm 😭

[pallid scroll]

im not an alien

[exotic mica]

I've been coding in it all day

[blissful steeple]

The power of RTFM

[exotic mica]

Zamners

[sand citrus]

what for

[winter girder]

OSDevs in chat!!

[blissful steeple]

You’re cool if you know ASM

[exotic mica]

I'm making a port of smash bros to the NES

[sand citrus]

i wanna write a nes game

someday

oh sick

[exotic mica]

It's easier than ever

[cold zodiac]

yes

[sand citrus]

yeah 6502 asm is simple

[cold zodiac]

when did you start yours?

[sand citrus]

u can use C for nes too

but

[exotic mica]

https://www.patreon.com/Brette

[sand citrus]

6502 asm is so easy that u might as well use that

[blissful steeple]

And you’re a massochist if you code in B.

[sand citrus]

unless u rly hate asm

[cold zodiac]

What is B

[winter girder]

rn i dont have any OS projs im doing but i used to do a few

they're lost to time

[cold zodiac]

Oh nice

[exotic mica]

Currently I'm redesigning my level editor, so for now that's the only preview there is

[cold zodiac]

Let me know if you restart

[winter girder]

kk

[blissful steeple]

You should look it up.

[cold zodiac]

I'm doing the writeup for the GUI of mine atm

[exotic mica]

I've devised a rather interesting irq setup that's gonna make map animation preview HELL but I gotta do it

[cold zodiac]

Ok

[winter girder]

if you dont know assembly and are doing osdev, learn it

[exotic mica]

With the power of EAM and interrupt scroll abuse I might be able to make the most visually stunning NES hb there has been

[blissful steeple]

@exotic mica u know what B is right? (Y/n)

[cold zodiac]

yay asm

[exotic mica]

I haven't looked at b

[cold zodiac]

asm is 🔥

[exotic mica]

I know clang, 6502 and a pinch of rust ... oh yeah and python

[blissful steeple]

If you look at what it is you’ll learn why I said that massochists use it

[sand citrus]

clang.. so c++?

cus thats a compiler

[exotic mica]

is it it brainfuck tier?

[sand citrus]

lol

[blissful steeple]

Me when I forgot all my coding knowledge and have to relain it.

[sand citrus]

or c

[blissful steeple]

It’s more like move a pile of sands with tweezers tier.

[exotic mica]

and italian is a cuisine

[cold zodiac]

i realised

another brit here 🔥

[exotic mica]

Yeah lol

what gave it away?

[sand citrus]

wdym

[cold zodiac]

Your github bio 😁

[exotic mica]

Oh fr?

[cold zodiac]

Yeah

Are you doing ALs

[median owl]

check again

[exotic mica]

Oh shit my region is on there lmai

Nah

I'm in Uni

A levels was hell tho

[cold zodiac]

Oh doing CS?

[cold zodiac]

nicenice

[median owl]

addicted to jetbrains ides

[exotic mica]

looking at b

its all () and no {}

They look at the keyboard and said "I aint using fucking half of these"

and made a langauge

[cold zodiac]

looool

[sudden fjord]

reason I hate iPhones

[cold zodiac]

true

im doing a levels atm

[cold zodiac]

grim

[sudden fjord]

ok I calculated myself, the 117 hours is correct

well I got 138 hours

[deep token]

good, stay where you are on both devices

[lapis lava]

it has only been 2 devilbro plugins and discord is already slow

[sly spear]

WHYYY

I downloaded bd once

[lapis lava]

someone really made deranged bd compat layer

[sly spear]

Omfg send it

[lapis lava]

https://github.com/Davilarek/Vencord/tree/main

[sly spear]

Holy shit 😭

[lapis lava]

"it's called Vencord because it's made by ven,
it's called BetterVencord because it's bettter than Vencord"
- Davilarek

[sly spear]

I'm trying this plugin hold on

There's no way

[lapis lava]

do

[unborn magnet]

Cursed

[lapis lava]

I should read code thoi

for plugin

this feels cursed

[sly spear]

Here we go

[sudden fjord]

cursed

[sly spear]

How tf do you load plugins

[lapis lava]

you enable the BD Compat Layer

you refresh client

you go to virtual filesystem and add plugins there

then you refresh client

then you enable libraries

then you refresh client

then you enable plugins

then you refresh client

i love this

[unborn magnet]

Slick experience

[lapis lava]

so true :fireq

holy shit my client getting soo slow

but I can now have

[sly spear]

WHY DOES IT WORK

[unborn magnet]

Badges everywhere

[sly spear]

THIS FEELS WRONG

[lapis lava]

tbh I would use for friendnotifications

[unborn magnet]

I kind of enjoy discord not catching fire though

[lapis lava]

and maybe stafftag

because the devilbro one more complete

[sly spear]

The code is really horror

I love how they just have 4 manual plugin url settings and that's it

[sudden sun]

meow

[sly spear]

Honestly there's no reason to use bd plugins though

If you're half competent it's easy to recreate them with 20x better performance

Still impressive that it actually works

[sudden fjord]

how did bd even manage to be so bad in performance

[lapis lava]

deranged

use virtual FS

why is cta only one without tag

devilbro moment

[sly spear]

There is definitely a way to make an actually good implementation of this

[lapis lava]

true

[sly spear]

The code is so fucking bloated it's hard to find where to start

Index alone is 500 lines

[lapis lava]

this is insane

(I love this)

[burnt maple]

https://fxtwitter.com/dadakomachi/status/1799570677529559488?t=Sd_Ud-VTWC4-d9-k3uKGng&s=19

[sly spear]

Maybe it would be a better idea to try and translate bd patching to vencord patches

[lapis lava]

maybe

[sly spear]

I don't know much about how they monkeypatch but it seems like it would be possible on the surface

[woeful kettle]

meow

[lapis lava]

okay now i should uninstall bettervencord

soo slow

[sly spear]

I freeze every 3 seconds how do you even do this

[lapis lava]

i freeze only once at load

for 3 seconds

then its usable

okay

so before devilbro decided to get started in programming

[mental oxide]

disgusting drink

:3

[lapis lava]

pov you have no time to maintain

[sly spear]

Anyway

That was interesting

Never again

[sly spear]

I just realised i could 100% get plugin ideas from bd

[median owl]

just go to #🗳-plugin-requests

[sly spear]

"hello guys can you please make it so you can see the content of hidden channels thank you"

[median owl]

"hi can I have a plugin that gives me admin on a server"

[burnt maple]

Would you love me if i was a gecko?

[sly spear]

No

[mental oxide]

i love you always my kawaii angel ❤️❤️

[median owl]

nah

[sly spear]

Perhaps i make edit users plugin finally

[crisp finch]

day 1 of asking for trans flag at the end of every message pkugin

[sly spear]

It fucking EXISTS you mouldy carrot

[icy grail]

TextReplace

replace regex $ with :transgender_flag:

[crisp finch]

havent seen it in #1032200195582197831

[sly spear]

I deleted all my shitposts there

https://github.com/cheesesamwich/Tobleronecord/blob/main/src/tobleroneplugins/_shitpost/WokeCord.tsx

[crisp finch]

krill issue

[lapis lava]

one day i was wondering why devbuild didnt work

(I wasnt building)

[sly spear]

Lmao

[mental oxide]

okay so i didn't watch WWDC but DEDICATING AN ENTIRE SECTION FOR THE CALCULATOR APP FINALLY COMING ON IPAD 😭

Apple is running out of ideas

[icy grail]

lmfao

[sly spear]

It geniunely looks really cool

Tho

[lapis lava]

FINALLY

im sick of using shitty calculator app from appstore at school

or google calc web app

[crisp finch]

what was the command to the remind bot?

[mental oxide]

people getting excited for Calculator on iPad means we're at the doomsday

[sly spear]

Idfk

[icy grail]

You don't need a plugin for something TextReplace can do :3

[sly spear]

Read the code for a second

,,,,,,,

[icy grail]

?remind 5s test

[river thunder]

Alright @icy grail, in 5 seconds: test

[fair hinge]

people under 70 use ipads?

[river thunder]

@icy grail, <t:1718100801:R>: test

[lapis lava]

its useful for studies tbh

[icy grail]

lazy

and on mobile

[sly spear]

I also just realised that all of the shitpost plugins are just automatically broken on other clients now lmao

[crisp finch]

?remind 5h https://github.com/cheesesamwich/Tobleronecord/blob/main/src/tobleroneplugins/_shitpost/WokeCord.tsx

[lost furnace]

explode

[river thunder]

Alright @crisp finch, in 5 hours: https://github.com/cheesesamwich/Tobleronecord/blob/main/src/tobleroneplugins/_shitpost/WokeCord.tsx

[crisp finch]

sick

[icy grail]

lmfao

[lost furnace]

real

[icy grail]

you get off school in 5 hours?

[sly spear]

Does this go hard

[lapis lava]

i love

[lost furnace]

that actually looks... good..

[fair hinge]

what is the eye

[lapis lava]

👁️:

[topaz oxide]

👁️

[lapis lava]

is this descriptive enough

[lost furnace]

I need to get into theme making

[unreal siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/1000kilobytes/status/1800412539068805135?s=61&t=ftCpEtKfKNrI4FC9gLbAmg

[sly spear]

Summon eldritch being button

[fair hinge]

I am retired from theme making yay

[crisp finch]

i dont use spotify so for me its meh

[sly spear]

That is NOT what that image shows

[worn kelp]

💔. I lost myself
💔. I lost my felling
💔. I lost the person I loved
💔. I lost everything 🙂 /j

hi guys!!!

[sly spear]

Amazing

[worn kelp]

LMAO can I save this

[sly spear]

Yes

[worn kelp]

just sayori casually shows up

[unreal siren]

Lore accurate

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052660597554159708/1246682679357870161/caption.gif

[worn kelp]

one where when you right click a folder it says mute and it somehow mutes all the servers in that folder (with custom options to choose how muted)

[sly spear]

0/10 you will be killed

[worn kelp]

real (never played ddlc all I know is sayori gets left hanging in a 'high five' 😔)

[worn kelp]

WHY

I NEED IT BRO

[white halo]

https://github.com/Vencord/plugin-requests/issues?q=is%3Aissue+is%3Aopen+sort%3Aupdated-desc

[sly spear]

THEY ALL SUCK

[lapis lava]

true

im making rpceditor rn

[sly spear]

Oh wor

D

[lapis lava]

(by making i mean stealing nyakoo plugin and adding features (she told me to))

[sly spear]

I had a catbox uploader but i had an issue and never fixed it lmao

WHY HUSK

[cobalt portal]

fake deafen, stereo mic, animated status, message mass delete, self bots, spammers, mass mentions, nitro snipers

[woeful kettle]

Don’t forget Automated Status Change

:3

[cobalt portal]

yeah that's animated status meow

[sudden fjord]

couldnt vencord jsut change a users avatar 20 times a second to support gifs for non nitro users????

[woeful kettle]

Oh okay meow

[woeful kettle]

API goes brrrrt

:3

[cobalt portal]

so real

[sudden fjord]

api latency is dead already none would notice

[cobalt portal]

discord would

and they'd just ban your account for self botting

[eager marsh]

hiiii\

[cobalt portal]

[woeful kettle]

[sudden fjord]

[eager marsh]

[cobalt portal]

[jaunty trellis]

[sudden sun]

[lapis lava]

[sudden sun]

[lost furnace]

[keen kernel]

[ornate orbit]

[keen pike]

(hi chat)

[sudden fjord]

uwu

[crisp finch]

[crisp finch]

kill this person

[cold zodiac]

message mass delete not allowed?

[crisp finch]

this is considered self botting

[woeful kettle]

uwu

[digital kettle]

haii chat

[sudden fjord]

:(

[digital kettle]

is this user score feature good enough like this

[cold zodiac]

The mispelling is on purpose right

[unique wyvern]

mm

it's monter tiem

[cold zodiac]

monter???

[exotic mica]

monseuir

[unique wyvern]

monster

[cold zodiac]

monseuir

[rotund valley]

I present

5

[cold zodiac]

I

[crude fern]

gm chat

[unique wyvern]

morn

[crisp finch]

morgan freeman

[daring elm]

.

[cold zodiac]

.

[cursive nest]

how people got server links nex to their name

[keen pike]

rise and shine mr freeman

[cold zodiac]

i thought that said freeman

i mean

[unique wyvern]

whar

[cold zodiac]

freshman

[unique wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apf5QgKLjWE

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

[cold zodiac]

What

[cursive nest]

[cold zodiac]

🔥

[crude fern]

unno wehh im still somewhat new to gentoo

[mental oxide]

https://x.com/adamtotscomix/status/1799516476782584057

Adam Ellis (@adamtotscomix) on X

Kill yourself @Adobe

Twitter · Jun 8, 2024, 6:58 PM

[lime talon]

someone with an AI pfp is claiming to have made it

[mental oxide]

one of my oomfs has an ai pfp

no.

[lime talon]

they're claiming because they wrote 5 words they made it

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947760309752459304/1249988000557961217/file.jpg

[median owl]

what the fuck did I just read

[open pasture]

Wanna exchange public keys?

[sly spear]

Am i cooked or cooking

[median owl]

if you add mine to your servers

[median owl]

I dunno seems pretty linear

[mental oxide]

if ur playing GD ur never cooking

ur always brainrotted

[fickle cosmos]

UK wilding

[sly spear]

Beasts

When you think about it humans are just really big ai models

[mental oxide]

W

[eternal mortar]

just downloaded vencord and wanted to come in here and say how much i love it, good job on it!!

[fickle cosmos]

Absolutely

[grand crypt]

when did i get to the US???

[keen junco]

So sorry to hear this

[grand crypt]

impossible

[keen junco]

No guessing

[fickle cosmos]

Yesterday

[grand crypt]

bro this cooking site is on some freak shi

mb gang

[cold zodiac]

🔥

[glossy swallow]

https://jsisweird.com

[cold zodiac]

unf i dont know js

[sly spear]

My brain is hurting

[burnt maple]

This returns false right

This is 1

[open pasture]

Bet

[lapis lava]

you got 1 out of 25

[burnt maple]

[white halo]

Yay

[sly spear]

Bruh 😭

[burnt maple]

what the fuck is this

Is it 0

[median owl]

why do people use js

[burnt maple]

brainrot

[lapis lava]

so true

[median owl]

yes

[lapis lava]

hop on Eclipse IDE for Java Developers for a better life

[sly spear]

Ai or nmot time

[median owl]

false (0) + false (0) = 0

brilliant

[burnt maple]

lovely

[median owl]

wtf infinity is not bigger than infinity

that makes no sense

[sly spear]

I just got rizzed on human or not wtf

[white halo]

false + false

[burnt maple]

I know that

[white halo]

What the test is it

I want it

[burnt maple]

https://jsisweird.com/

[median owl]

next time I use js instead of doing int++ i will do int += true

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ritsu-kon-ritsutainaka-anime-hair-anime-cute-gif-18534545

[crude fern]

fun fact rhythm game fans
the t in t+pazolite stands for twink

[median owl]

😭

[crude fern]

for more information, look up twink rhythm gaming

[unreal siren]

“As a large language model”

[glossy swallow]

i got one right which this dude didn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4c1bw55re8

[sly spear]

I'm honestly not sure how we got to this point

[white halo]

:(

[sudden fjord]

I got 12 correct

some shit is wild

[median owl]

i got 11/25 right

[white halo]

True horror

[tired sundial]

just got the black ops 6 physical copy

[median owl]

is this a joke related to the size of new games

if so, idk i dont play bad games

[sly spear]

It's confirmed 300gb

[median owl]

lmao

[lapis lava]

js is insane

[crisp finch]

WTF

[lapis lava]

eclipse and java are stable

[median owl]

and people recommend js to beginners

smh

they are gonna loose their mind even more

[lapis lava]

tbh beginners should start by learning Rust

[median owl]

fuck rust

[lapis lava]

then Java

[median owl]

they should learn c

[mental oxide]

ultimate rabbit experience

[unique wyvern]

wtf

[crude fern]

if anyone has a premium or whatever openai api key theyd let me borrow, please hmu, i wanna try this, but for now i should be able to get a free one iirc

[sly spear]

No fucking way that works 😭

[unique wyvern]

idk might be an ai

[sly spear]

It's so an ai

[keen pike]

lucid human

[sly spear]

Oh my godness yes! Vencor am i right?

[keen pike]

Vencor*

[unique wyvern]

wtf

[keen pike]

they should put a >w< at the beginning

[dense phoenix]

i forgot this site exists

[keen pike]

lmao

[topaz oxide]

i also forgot this site exists

[unique wyvern]

it was an AI

[lost furnace]

Gift for chat :3

[keen pike]

hey what about your pronouns

[noble quest]

why is this a thing

[lost furnace]

[keen pike]

yayy

[lost furnace]

Viggy is the best creation this universe has made

[sly spear]

The glock

[lost furnace]

We even got and before gta 6

[unique wyvern]

i wonder what went wrong

[lost furnace]

Real

[unique wyvern]

i fucking hate the timer on the messages

makes me look goofy

[woeful kettle]

Got 20 / 25

[stiff urchin]

was deconfirmed*

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[mental oxide]

@stiff urchin @keen pike oomfiesssss

[stiff urchin]

[atomic wharf]

I couldn't agree more

[stiff urchin]

hiii

[median owl]

why did you delete that to post it again but without the ping

[dawn iris]

ECMAScript more like mistake

[atomic wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/881836000979079188.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=bigbrain~1

[mental oxide]

harukieeeee

[keen pike]

hiii ally

[woeful kettle]

Fr

[mental oxide]

korisuh :3

[stiff urchin]

akiraaaaaaaaaaa

[keen pike]

how are youuu

[atomic wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1173199463578341398.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=thonk~2

[sly spear]

They left

[unique wyvern]

wtf

i genuinely thought it was human

[lost furnace]

Cwazy

[sly spear]

I've just started asking people if they listen to mac miller

It works for some reason

[rain sparrow]

cwazy

[dawn iris]

Crazy?

[sly spear]

I was crazy once

[lost furnace]

WHY IS THE ONE THING OF MINE THAT GETS STARRED IS MY FAVOURITE EMOJIS

[rain sparrow]

i was cwazy once

[dawn iris]

Hi crazy once

[lost furnace]

😭🙏

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005914084711084094/1244023943002853468/caption-45.gif

[lost furnace]

What are you now

[rain sparrow]

still cwazy

[dawn iris]

Still cwazy huh?

[rain sparrow]

yep

[lost furnace]

Hi still cwazy and I'm a cat

[dawn iris]

I for one am tired

[rain sparrow]

hi a cat im still cwazy

[rain sparrow]

based

[stiff urchin]

shrimple as that

[mental oxide]

hungryyy

[sly spear]

I just violated this random dude so hard

[lost furnace]

I'd get banned for my frequently used emojis

Uhhh

[noble quest]

@sly spear what is that site

[lost furnace]

I can't show em

Sad day

[sly spear]

https://app.humanornot.ai/

[rain sparrow]

humanornot.ai

[harsh minnow]

its an ai...

[noble quest]

dms

[mental oxide]

hruuu @stiff urchin

[sly spear]

[harsh minnow]

no human would ever type "ain't nobody got time for a stroke bro!"

especiall not with the !

[sly spear]

Smh you just don't know humans well

[keen pike]

yeah!

oh i exposed myself

[lost furnace]

Okay what the fuck vee

[harsh minnow]

i think this guy might like israel

not sure tho

[stiff urchin]

eepy

[sly spear]

Israel official discord account

[dawn iris]

VenCorp Israeli sponsorship when?

[harsh minnow]

lmaoooo

powercord, aliucord, vencord, reviewdb

[sly spear]

Reminds me of this image

[harsh minnow]

need to delete #😼-daily-funny-cat for that

[dawn iris]

Noooo

[lost furnace]

Yet I'm using enmity 😭🙏

[dawn iris]

I have it piped into the pets channel on my server

[keen pike]

do you donate money to yourself for badges?
looks profitable

[harsh minnow]

aw hell nah my millitary is using discord my country is fucking cooked 🙏

[noble quest]

isnt the the from ukriane

[dawn iris]

Funny cat pipeline

From VenCord into MEGA

[sly spear]

The the

[noble quest]

the the

[sly spear]

New ntts video "i got into the ukraine military discord"

[potent hearth]

what happened to Vencord

[lapis lava]

c+

[harsh minnow]

haiii hayper

haiiyper

[potent hearth]

Hii vee!!!

been a while!

[dense phoenix]

the prequel to c#

[rain sparrow]

c+

[lost furnace]

Chat

Guess what

[rain sparrow]

chicken butt

[harsh minnow]

thought their username was McDonaldsPropaganda then i realised it'd just McDonaldsCanada

[lost furnace]

||explosion|| ||hold on lemme find it..|| |||| ||shit where's my explosion?!|| ||found it
||

[noble quest]

why did he do this

[lost furnace]

exploded 😔

[noble quest]

guh

[lost furnace]

[median owl]

[lost furnace]

Do it, eat the fucking code.

[median owl]

why does that fucking website request location access

[lost furnace]

Dunno

Just eat the code

Don't ask questions

[lapis lava]

pov you allow notifications for all interactions in #🗳-plugin-requests

[noble quest]

the bugs add extra protein

[lost furnace]

Awww I wanted to eat the website code

[median owl]

??????

its literally inside the console instantly

[lapis lava]

its for QC residents only ig

[lost furnace]

Hold on what's stopping me

[lapis lava]

you get 2 potatoes

[lost furnace]

From eating the website code anyways

[last sky]

bruh console moment

no code required

[odd wave]

smart pants? uhh... more like, fancy pants?

[median owl]

ah there are more than 1

[odd wave]

fuck

about to be murdered rn

[crisp finch]

thats what you get for reading the sign

[unique wyvern]

that's ukraine tho

[crisp finch]

[median owl]

const addLogs = () => {
    {
      console.log("%c@TODO: hide the promo code", "color:rgba(255, 188, 12, 1);font-family:monospace; font-size: 12px;");
      {
        console.log("%cOK smart pants! Snooping around the code... good idea. As a reward, here's the promo code : 2patates. Now, go on DoorDash to order.", "color:rgba(218, 41, 28, 1);font-family:monospace; font-size: 12px;");
      }
    }
  };```

[odd wave]

is this fucking kagamine rin

[cold zodiac]

lol

[odd wave]

am i stupid

[crisp finch]

yes

[cold zodiac]

i think it is

[lost furnace]

I read it on purpose

[last sky]

so real for that one

[rain sparrow]

what is this on

[odd wave]

drugs

[burnt maple]

I mean the last message kinda gave it away it was a bot

[rain sparrow]

true

[unique wyvern]

no it didn't

[last sky]

to the expanse of it all!

[burnt maple]

It felt too enthusiastic

[last sky]

aint no one put an exclamation on that stuff

yeea

[odd wave]

today i just learend that a song sunnie sent to me is actually one of those like hidden meaning songs

mesmerizer from idfk who uit is but it has teto and miku in it

[golden swan]

i ate it all

[odd wave]

okay buddy. not nice.

you're being incinerated.

[median owl]

Okay no im not gonna be mean the guy that made that clearly put some work in and did a few funny strings that you can get as an output

[odd wave]

its so weird to be up this early

i went to sleep at 12 this night so i technically slept well

[median owl]

@last sky hi

[odd wave]

dude this fucking sucks all ofm y servers are dead or inactive

we will not talk about hypixel

hypixel sucks

[last sky]

@median owl hi

[last sky]

ermmmm i see an outlier

[median owl]

how are you

[last sky]

i'm alright wbu

[noble quest]

hi pickle

[median owl]

decent I'd say

[noble quest]

can you connect to smp.sadan.zip

[last sky]

ur near the iron golem farm

[odd wave]

no

[last sky]

And the new district

[crisp finch]

its like saying that this server contains trans people

[odd wave]

(iron blocks and cherry trees)

[noble quest]

1.20.1

[burnt maple]

via fabric plus

[odd wave]

OH BOY!!! I LOVE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sudden fjord]

what nuts

[odd wave]

whats fabric plus

[last sky]

and trees

wait i'm blind

[burnt maple]

https://modrinth.com/mod/viafabricplus/versions

[noble quest]

is that just a plugin i have to install

[odd wave]

i alreday said that Chuddy...

[burnt maple]

clientside

[odd wave]

Fabric mod to connect to EVERY Minecraft server version (Release, Beta, Alpha, Classic, Snapshots, Bedrock) with QoL fixes to the gameplay

[noble quest]

ah

[odd wave]

who up joining beta on 1.20.6

[last sky]

can i play on the test combat update

[noble quest]

i wonder if my ip leaks from self-hosting my minecraft server

[odd wave]

no

[rapid aurora]

😞

[noble quest]

always remember to remove the french data pack rm -fr /

[odd wave]

ugh mu gihro;tih

[rapid aurora]

fr is french

[rapid aurora]

NOT FRENCH FRIES

[odd wave]

my tummy hurts FUCJKIKRpqeitjg.;oaehgi;j

[crisp finch]

i love them so much that i will put mine in cabinet

[odd wave]

i shlammed my penith in the car door\

[soft moss]

watch out

[crisp finch]

wat

you shlammed your shlong?

[unique wyvern]

wait it does?

huh

i thought you were just a girl

[crisp finch]

bruh

[crisp finch]

you have trasfem flag next to mine name

[unique wyvern]

yeah i thought that just meant that you like blahaj plushies

[crisp finch]

there is no amount of bruhs i can send to express my disappointment

[unique wyvern]

[unique wyvern]

i don't think you're getting my point

[crisp finch]

what point?

[unique wyvern]

that i'm calling you a girl

that you are

[crisp finch]

anything i dont know?

[unique wyvern]

[crisp finch]

hi calling you a girl

[unique wyvern]

now that's better

[crisp finch]

bruh

[noble quest]

thanks docker, these are the exact logs i want for my minecraft server

[unique wyvern]

can you whitelist me really quick

[crisp finch]

thanks and all but i already know that and i dont need reassurance

[crisp finch]

at least you dont use paperMC

[unique wyvern]

aternos

[crisp finch]

hamachi

[odd wave]

is aternos okay for like 2 player servers

[unique wyvern]

hamachi is great

[odd wave]

also wtf

[unique wyvern]

yeah it's chill

[odd wave]

hamachi slander

wtf

[unique wyvern]

yeah

do not slander hamachi

it's great

it saved people so much money

[odd wave]

fuck i need to get hamachi again

[unique wyvern]

just as long as you don't like fly around really quick

[crisp finch]

servers on hamachi are not great at least for me

[unique wyvern]

that'll lag the server out

[odd wave]

me and my boyfriend are very good at doing that

[unique wyvern]

you're basically creating a lan

[noble quest]

WHY IS THE COMMAND FOR 7zip 7zz

[crisp finch]

zzzzzzz?

this

[odd wave]

because it felt like it

[crisp finch]

?

[unique wyvern]

i am an expert of magically crashing servers

i don't even know how and why

[somber leaf]

You’re all girls here

[noble quest]

guh

[odd wave]

i wish

[crisp finch]

[unique wyvern]

nuh uh

i'm a boy

[crisp finch]

count the number of z

[crisp finch]

real

[odd wave]

28

[crisp finch]

[crisp finch]

wrong

its 69

[unique wyvern]

radi

what's the ip to the server

that you and awesome are on

[odd wave]

smp.sadan.zip

oh

wait

thats not it no

uhh youll have to ask awesome

[glossy swallow]

go seems ewird but cool

[unique wyvern]

what version are you on

because i'm still on 1.20.4

[glossy swallow]

why have an export keyword when you can check case

[unique wyvern]

and updating to 1.20.5 means i'll have to update all of my mods

and not all of them are updated

[rapid aurora]

my TikTok fyp is full of Jesus

and Christianity videos

[odd wave]

me too

[noble quest]

@unique wyvern you should be whitelisted now

[rapid aurora]

did I do something wrong

[odd wave]

my youtube feed is awful

[unique wyvern]

okay i'll be there in a sec

1.20.1 right?

[noble quest]

ye

[unique wyvern]

viafabricplus should work

minecraft 1.0 server when

[odd wave]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[unique wyvern]

did ya'll get your cape btw

[noble quest]

shit. forgot

[odd wave]

yeah

[unique wyvern]

proud of you

[odd wave]

i got twitch cape then byeoon got me the tiktok cape because hes amazing and everyone should love him

@last sky

@last sky

[summer wolf]

you know, back in my day we had people running Vencord and betterdiscord at the same time! It wss truly a crazy time

but we had the femboy channel so it was all good

[fickle cosmos]

Chat is this real

[unique wyvern]

yes, kai, that's grass

[open pasture]

Yellow car

[fickle cosmos]

What's grass

[open pasture]

yk what that means buddy

[fickle cosmos]

Im going to run away on my bike

[odd wave]

MINION CAA⁉️

[open pasture]

is it illegal to not use vencord

[unique wyvern]

gta 4 reference

[open pasture]

cause im not using it

[noble quest]

interrobang

[open pasture]

vencord is illegal

[odd wave]

yaa

[open pasture]

you'll get

arrested

be careful man

[open pasture]

oh

[open pasture]

thank god im not using it then

[open pasture]

i thought it wasn't

[open pasture]

I will!

[fickle cosmos]

Using vencord gives you the death penalty

[unique wyvern]

@noble quest

[open pasture]

venilla is good

[unique wyvern]

i'm not whitelisted

[median owl]

yippie

[unique wyvern]

congrats c;

[open pasture]

oh nah

[median owl]

but i still miss my twitch cape

[runic dove]

woof

[unique wyvern]

yeah i ate it

my bad

[median owl]

8th of july iirc

[odd wave]

buti its the tenth

[unique wyvern]

the twitch and tiktok cape is gonna become avaialble in july

i think

[odd wave]

it

oh wait

[median owl]

it's june

[odd wave]

its june

[unique wyvern]

yeah

[median owl]

😭

[noble quest]

@unique wyvern done

[noble quest]

read that as liberal

[median owl]

I got the tiktok cape by using my old phone to sign up KEK

[odd wave]

liberal air

[unique wyvern]

fuck

um

@noble quest

i broke something

[noble quest]

ye

[fickle cosmos]

Liberal

[noble quest]

how

[unique wyvern]

the server crashed lmfao

[noble quest]

try agian

[fickle cosmos]

Try not again

Thanks

[unique wyvern]

fucking

again

[unique wyvern]

can you check logs

it keeps crashing on me

[noble quest]

yea

[unique wyvern]

yeah what do the logs say

[noble quest]

too long

[cold crypt]

What's a vencord im curious.

[unique wyvern]

screenshot

[cold crypt]

Oh

[unique wyvern]

i'm not talking to you

[cold crypt]

Ik

And you just did right there

Oof

||/j||

[crisp finch]

ip grabber and key logger

[cold crypt]

I thought it was a friendly gay server

Was gonna look for a furry mommy but i guess theres none here

[unreal siren]

Cause u are

[noble quest]

@unique wyvern guh

[cold crypt]

too bad im straight.

[unreal siren]

False

[cold crypt]

Nuh

Just dissapointed

[unique wyvern]

hello[

[noble quest]

try now

[balmy rover]

Ffmpeg my beloved

[unique wyvern]

i don't feel like playing anymore

sincei crashed it like twice lmao

[noble quest]

thats fine

[willow heath]

Idek

isn't the tiktok and twitch cape coming to java too?

[unique wyvern]

somewhere in july

yeah

like 8th or 10th july

lemme check the mail from minecraft

[median owl]

8th july

[unique wyvern]

by july 8th

not on july 8th

[median owl]

true

but knowing them it will be september

[unique wyvern]

i think i already redeemed it

[median owl]

same, got both emails

[willow heath]

why so long bro

[median owl]

it's microsoft now, adding 10 blocks a year takes its time

[open pasture]

drawing those few hundred pixels takes time

[willow heath]

they're already drawn i think

on bedrock

[median owl]

the devs aren't even the issue ig

[willow heath]

they just sleeping on the job

[unique wyvern]

but yet they push out updates once a year

[willow heath]

catching z's

[unique wyvern]

which is a bit excessive imo

[median owl]

it's just the "is x new item vanilla enough"

[unique wyvern]

plus the new mace item is so overpowered

[open pasture]

i doubt theyre sleeping perse im sure microsoft forces crunch culture onto them

but its just weird

[median owl]

you can see they can do a lot in the april snapshots

if they are allowed to

[willow heath]

it's funnier to say they are

but that's probably the case yeah

[unique wyvern]

anyone wants to play minecraft 1.0

[willow heath]

Idek

[digital kettle]

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-garfield-movie-starring-chris-pratt-is-getting-a-video-game

[open pasture]

i am not home

[willow heath]

welcome to BasedWorld, Chris Pratt

[open pasture]

if another massive IP gets a chris pratt main role im gonna end it

[willow heath]

Looking into it

Chris Pratt is now the new X mascot! 😀

[open pasture]

thatd be fine thats a dead platform

[willow heath]

yeah....

I hope elon gets subjected to Chinese waterboarding torture

[open pasture]

whats different between it and normal waterboarding

[willow heath]

Idek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_water_torture

meant to say water torture

oops

[open pasture]

yeah i knew what water torture was

[willow heath]

yeah

[little ledge]

hey

[digital kettle]

hai,,

chat

[willow heath]

mob psycho...

i fw that heavy...

[digital kettle]

rgk0hktjlr1

,,,

[balmy rover]

Imma save that

[willow heath]

who are you

[balmy rover]

That's very useful

[willow heath]

why do you have this pic

[balmy rover]

Bcs it's funnu

[willow heath]

why do you have terrorist saved

[sly spear]

Ffmpreg

[soft moss]

can a motherfucker not have terrorist in the modern day

[willow heath]

Idek

[balmy rover]

Impregnated ffmpeg:

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008032100617826415/1250085487939424287/20240611_165311.jpg

[compact rock]

BASED

[balmy rover]

I love cracked software

[sly spear]

Replace photoshop with gimp

[lofty fractal]

guys teach me javascript

i need to get a job

[compact rock]

find an online course

make a website

learn general programming basics

[soft moss]

hop on black ops 2

[median owl]

let value = 4;
value += true;
console.log(value);```

[compact rock]

also does anyone else get those stupid 'how was this call/screenshare" all the time regardless of if you tell it to not show up again

[median owl]

hahaha

I was not kidding

[compact rock]

true = 1

4 + 1 = 5

[grand crypt]

i have done this to half the server

[compact rock]

duh

[jaunty trellis]

least scuffed javascript

[median owl]

no true != 1

you cant use a boolean as a number

[compact rock]

but it was just used as a number there

[median owl]

thats because js sucks

[compact rock]

well yeah

[median owl]

and you can do that

[compact rock]

but like speaking with binary right, true = 1, false = 0 so i guess that's what JS is trying to do

obviosuly no reasonable language should allow that

which is why JS is not reasonable

[normal flint]

You're just upset it solved your puzzle

[jaunty trellis]

I will avoid using js for as long as I can

[compact rock]

can't have dashs in your variable name because you can't subtract strings

[jaunty trellis]

wait can you make a full website in just wasm

[median owl]

[compact rock]

we should just go back to raw HTML

[jaunty trellis]

I know it's a shit idea but it'd be funi

[median owl]

we should go back to punchcards

[compact rock]

god so true

[jaunty trellis]

ong

[compact rock]

bring back literal bugs in the system

[fickle cosmos]

I use raw HTML

[compact rock]

based

[fickle cosmos]

Real

[lofty fractal]

is it gonna say true

if code is read from top to bottom it should spit out a true idk

[median owl]

average vencord conversation

[compact rock]

well in a good language it'd error because trying to add an int to a bool is dumb

[median owl]

wait for

typeof(NaN)```

[compact rock]

it's gonna call it a number I bet

[median owl]

yes

[compact rock]

that's incredible

[median owl]

Not a Number = nubmer

peak engineering

[compact rock]

now do 5 == 5

[open pasture]

No

Horrible ui

[lofty fractal]

fuck it im gonna w3 it and cry about it

[open pasture]

Trash

Photopea better

[noble quest]

Why is google showing me this

[median owl]

w3schools?

[lofty fractal]

yeah

[median owl]

oh no

[open pasture]

Rcs or btr

[lofty fractal]

unless you got something better

[crude fern]

turn off google news page grrr

[compact rock]

w3 schools is a fine resource but you shouldn't learn entirely from it