🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[exotic mica]

tbh I struggle to find good Windows support communities

at one point I was asking about Custom virtual desktops etc...

They acted like I was speaking a different language to them

OS oriented communities are an experience

[harsh minnow]

fix switch to linux

linux users are all autistic and will be more than happy than help you

[fallow drum]

do they like music

[harsh minnow]

well

there are two types of linux users

[exotic mica]

There are two kinds of linux user tbh

[fallow drum]

i am not acoustic and i use it sometimes

[fallow pawn]

neckbeards and trans women

[harsh minnow]

middle aged guys, usually use debian or ubuntu or fedora

autists who use stuff like gentoo / arch / nix and love wms like hyprland

[exotic mica]

You got the transfem giganerds who retain the library of alexandria in their head

[winter girder]

bro

vesktop is terrible on windows

[fallow pawn]

skill issue

works for me

[fallow drum]

skill issuie

[exotic mica]

And then there is the "I installed kali linux get fucked reeeeee imma hack you nerd windows is ASS"

[winter girder]

it crashes all the damn time, and also completely shits itself every now and then

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0vf2eBw2inhl8y61cYQMv2

[exotic mica]

vesktop "works" on Windows but it's subpar to many linux destros

[sly spear]

Windows is terrible with vesktop

[exotic mica]

generic

[fallow drum]

i use vesktop on the macbook

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4YiP9xLM8l8EE2iiVb5Q5E

[winter girder]

[sly spear]

Rule #1 of life: blame windows for everything

[fallow drum]

does anybody here not know i use a macbook btw

running macos 14.5

[exotic mica]

Your music taste is as schizophrenic as mine 😍

[fallow pawn]

I'll take that as a compliment

[harsh minnow]

let me blame my system being fucked on the software and insult it

[fallow pawn]

vesktop always worked well on windows for me, I dont have too much on my system xd

[fallow drum]

macos btw

[exotic mica]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7nDXmx3FuyeX7FI7PFl2iX

[fallow drum]

just in case anybody didn't know

[sly spear]

Windows is the type of window that birds fly into and people throw rocks at

[exotic mica]

It's just another way of saying you have a diverse taste in music

[fallow pawn]

my windows setup goes hard

[daring cloud]

the impulsive thoughts need to know if vesktop is written in rust

[fallow pawn]

legit just a black wallpaper

gaming os

[fallow drum]

this is actually horrible

delte

[exotic mica]

Which is to say, not picky and likely not quick to prejudice against genre preconceptions/stigmas

[harsh minnow]

ofc it isn't

[fallow drum]

never post an image agiin

[winter girder]

??? its not windows and I can tell. If it was windows then every application would be experiencing this too (which they haven't) it could also be a stock discord issue

[fallow pawn]

its my cps overlay in recordings

want an example?

[winter girder]

imma switch to regular vencord

see if anything changes

[daring cloud]

good, thought so

[fallow drum]

it works for me

[harsh minnow]

new song dropped today https://open.spotify.com/track/2we0vl8ZYv8UmaFT59x22r

[fallow drum]

i just installed it

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture

[fallow drum]

on my reinstall of windows

[exotic mica]

swedish?

[fallow pawn]

thats the point

[exotic mica]

I love the kinds of rock songs that use orchestral instruments like that

[daring cloud]

rate my neovim

[exotic mica]

when does my no embed racism expire?

[harsh minnow]

if your vesktop is hard crashing then it's an issue with your system. disable hardware acceleration and it'll probably be fixed

literally happens to noone else, and vesktop is just chromium

calling it "shit" is just kinda rude and not constructive. you could check why it crashes (eg by running via terminal and checking the error)

[exotic mica]

Why are you using lua

please tell me your excuse

I beg

[fallow pawn]

IT WORKS

its not bad

[daring cloud]

doesn't neovim use lua for its config

[exotic mica]

Oh fair

I never used it

[harsh minnow]

https://github.com/tiramisyuz?explode=cache

[exotic mica]

VSC + VS 🔥

[harsh minnow]

horror

oh wait

[fallow pawn]

my profile has it ❤️

I love unfixed bugs

[daring cloud]

personally I prefer abusing treesitter injections

[exotic mica]

I will click on your meme

[jaunty trellis]

[exotic mica]

Thank you for sharing

I found it amusing

[jaunty trellis]

ngl after using neovim so much idt I could ever use a standalone ide anymore

[exotic mica]

that sounds felonious (i dont know what that is)

[fallow pawn]

oh

[exotic mica]

nice white box

[fallow pawn]

I find this funny im saving it

[exotic mica]

The GIF does not loop guys! After the 420th anime girl its a harem post

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture just doubled your follower count

[harsh minnow]

imagine if github pro gets profile css as perk

[fallow drum]

how much does github pro cost even

without stufent pack

i have more followers on github and i don't even use it

[daring cloud]

injections put another language in a language, e.g. the red boxes are highlighted as Bash within a Nix file

[fallow pawn]

HUGE

[boreal torrent]

[fallow drum]

sorry queen 😔

[exotic mica]

I have 3 followers

not tryna flex or shit

[fallow pawn]

follow me

[harsh minnow]

what's 1/0

[boreal torrent]

i love neovim

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1IT0WQk5J8NsaeII8ktdlZ

[exotic mica]

YES

I FUCKING LOVE THOSE GUYS

[fallow drum]

okay quen

[harsh minnow]

queen for a day @fallow pawn

[fallow drum]

where is your github

[exotic mica]

macos, what do you think of Motionless in White?

[waxen sphinx]

🥱

[fallow pawn]

khcrysalis

[exotic mica]

I ADORE their shit

[fallow pawn]

NO U

ur the queen

[fallow drum]

idk who they are tbh

[exotic mica]

:pain and misery:

[boreal torrent]

https://github.com/ayukae

still not fixed lol

[fallow drum]

stop being racist .. @fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

what

[harsh minnow]

we have two of those (they're both equally mentally unwell)

[fallow pawn]

when

[exotic mica]

I was talking to the one who posted spotify

[keen kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1215439256814747708/1248752458155692144/RDT_20240607_162621.mp4?ex=6664ceda&is=66637d5a&hm=7f046860c5220d6d2e4c90262f5b1a947ad07fb022290ac95ff70b9232208298&

[exotic mica]

Fire taste in music

(they posted a few songs I like)

[fallow pawn]

who

[boreal torrent]

hi macos

[keen kernel]

no Sorry

[fallow drum]

June 26th at 8:00 PM EST

[harsh minnow]

i think you wouldn't like them

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2Tc9VznHtQUmfOgE3L1RdN

[keen kernel]

AHHHHH

YOU KILELD ME

[fallow drum]

oh they weren't talking to me

man

[exotic mica]

I'm sorry

[fallow pawn]

DunktsukiStare wat

[fallow drum]

i am going to kill myself

[boreal torrent]

good song

[exotic mica]

Yeah I feel you

We won't judge you

[exotic mica]

Just do it painlessly 👍

[boreal torrent]

haven't listened to it in years now tho

[tribal anchor]

L neovim not using nix

[fallow pawn]

dont ur so pretty

[fallow drum]

i'm sorry but you have to change your nickname @fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

what why

[fallow drum]

or else legal action will be taken

[boreal torrent]

YO DO NOT THIS MATE

[fallow pawn]

wtf

I dont even change my own nicknames..

[exotic mica]

who is the yello guy in the orange blankey

[fallow pawn]

sue freya

[daring cloud]

don't know how to use nix for neovim config

[boreal torrent]

me

[fallow drum]

i followed sammy on github

[exotic mica]

and why is he the subject of scrutiny

[fallow drum]

i love my github pfp

idk where the pic is though

[boreal torrent]

don't

it's gonna suck

[fallow drum]

my picture!!!

i love

[exotic mica]

my github pfp is a nes render of Makima

[boreal torrent]

i tried it many times

[fallow pawn]

https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/58285923?v=4

[fallow drum]

so cute

[copper turtle]

meow

[harsh minnow]

wanna be githubesties @fallow pawn

[exotic mica]

He is the technitioan

[fallow pawn]

ofc

[boreal torrent]

last time i used a matching pfp was in 2021 i think

so funny

[exotic mica]

What did it match with?

[fallow pawn]

the best besties

[boreal torrent]

wdym

[exotic mica]

You said you had matching pfps

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[exotic mica]

but what did your pfp match with

[boreal torrent]

two pictures that complement each another

[exotic mica]

Like a frienship necklace?

[fallow pawn]

I am now 1/8th your follower coutn

[boreal torrent]

yeah

like that

[exotic mica]

Damn

Did you use half the circle or?

Did you try and make the edges work

I'm imagining some overlap

[fallow drum]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[boreal torrent]

wow i'm so famous

[fallow drum]

this one

i love

[copper turtle]

ratio

[boreal torrent]

circles make it look kinda bad

[exotic mica]

Did you know, you could follow me on github

[boreal torrent]

i just used the ones ppl sent me

[exotic mica]

It's free, easy and ... yeah

[fallow drum]

total W

[exotic mica]

Thank you

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5wO7hTEOnwLt4NX1nbA16k

[exotic mica]

and now I will return the favour

[fallow drum]

got major projects dropping soon fr 🔥🔥

[harsh minnow]

for some reason this reminded me of https://open.spotify.com/track/2rYKc37Ahg3JP7fAMFb8G0

[fallow drum]

vencord replacement

[boreal torrent]

i should totally follow vee dedicated on github

[fallow drum]

vee dedicated

[boreal torrent]

yop

UNBALANCED

[slender isle]

ok this is actually coming together

[fallow pawn]

thats literally their VOICE WTF

they sound so similar

[boreal torrent]

fire

[harsh minnow]

i listened to this song on repeat when i was in the psych ward

[fallow pawn]

oh

u okay vee

🥺

[boreal torrent]

i tried doing similar stuff once

but i wanted to replace images with text

stuff got so laggy

it's funny

[signal rose]

hi vee

[slender isle]

with like a plugin?

[boreal torrent]

due to pseudoelements thing

[boreal torrent]

nop

[slender isle]

oh yeah

[boreal torrent]

whitenames r having beef on #moderator-only 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

[exotic mica]

guys I'm sorry if this offends yall, but boys and girls are both kinda hot

[fallow pawn]

thats awesome

[exotic mica]

XD

[boreal torrent]

omg ppl

no way vee can finally send images

[exotic mica]

I haven't stolen all their emojis and stickers yet

[harsh minnow]

HUGE

[exotic mica]

Emoji Cloner working overtime

[fallow pawn]

I read that wrong

[waxen sphinx]

@karmic quartz help

does it have commands

[boreal torrent]

i need to learn web dev better practices

[fallow pawn]

1st step, add oneko

[harsh minnow]

vns #🤖-bot-commands help info here | nono botto

[neon ferry]

👉 #🤖-bot-commands

[exotic mica]

I wanna get into webdev at some point

[boreal torrent]

LUY keys being so close to each other make me confused sometimes

[waxen sphinx]

lots of bottos in here...........

xd

[harsh minnow]

whaa?

[boreal torrent]

i use colemak-dh

[upbeat pendant]

The strip tracking shit from urls is so helpful

[boreal torrent]

so nice

[upbeat pendant]

I kind of wish I could have a script like that on firefox natively

[exotic mica]

2d keyboard

must be hard to use

I prefer mechanical

[harsh minnow]

HOP OFF

[boreal torrent]

NOP

IT'S FIRE

[harsh minnow]

well i have good news for you

[boreal torrent]

I'm using it for months now

[harsh minnow]

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/clearurls/

[boreal torrent]

u dont even need it

ublock origin has stuff for it

[exotic mica]

just be tracked

[harsh minnow]

[exotic mica]

The best way to browse the internet stress free

[upbeat pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-oshi-no-ko-jamming-anime-dance-anime-dancing-gif-16955890367095468588

[fallow pawn]

vp clearurls

[neon ferry]

ClearURLs

Removes tracking garbage from URLs

Authors

adryd

[exotic mica]

is to not make yourself aware abut cyber threat

[upbeat pendant]

well, my day keeps gettin gbetter

[exotic mica]

Yep its rough

[upbeat pendant]

waa

internet

[boreal torrent]

dvorak users scare me

[exotic mica]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7zoF1WCREeVmUgO9J9xlbf

[waxen sphinx]

legitimateurlshortener is the name of the ubo filter that has clearurls functionality

[boreal torrent]

this is WEIRD

[exotic mica]

I can't wait to game with my good ol ,aoe

[boreal torrent]

bro i don't wanna fucking press VZ with my pinky

[exotic mica]

P to reload 💀

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2rYKc37Ahg3JP7fAMFb8G0

[exotic mica]

You wanna know the real reason that keyboard is ass tho

American Enter Key 🤮

[boreal torrent]

hey

it's nice..

[exotic mica]

Euro Enter key supremacy

FAT

[fallow pawn]

euro key

[boreal torrent]

fat enter key so bad

[exotic mica]

CHONKY

TALL

[boreal torrent]

takes too much space

[fallow pawn]

you need

[boreal torrent]

i wanna a split keyboard

[exotic mica]

I need this ngl

I get so fucking mad while coding

[boreal torrent]

aa

[exotic mica]

I wanna cherry smoothie

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow this song is so good thank u

pauzeJam

[harsh minnow]

:3

[exotic mica]

with little bits of raspberry

[boreal torrent]

https://i.redd.it/lpmaywmu4js21.jpg

I NEEDDDD

SO FIRE

[exotic mica]

What in the lego

[open pasture]

looks tasty

[fallow pawn]

only good keyboard

[exotic mica]

Where is your funciton keys

[waxen sphinx]

ergo keyboards are a godsend if you have rsi

[boreal torrent]

layers

[boreal torrent]

(or if u wanna prevent them)

[exotic mica]

fucking shrek type arguement

[boreal torrent]

how

it's literally controlled by layers

[open pasture]

dw theyre insane

[exotic mica]

its like an onion

its like an ogre

ogre keyboard like onions

[boreal torrent]

where keycaps

[fallow pawn]

I took the other keys off

LMAO

[boreal torrent]

omg why

[fallow pawn]

so I dont misclick

[boreal torrent]

u single-tap only??

[fallow pawn]

because these keys are overly sensitive

[fallow pawn]

I play gd

[boreal torrent]

oh ic

[open pasture]

the gd community has picked up using sayos yeah

[lofty fractal]

the fuck is with the channel description

[open pasture]

i uninstalled gd and if i do install it ever again it will only be to create because i dont want to play it anymore

[fallow pawn]

Live in the balls and always be burger king gaming

[waxen sphinx]

had to double check that i didnt fuck up my font config too xd

[lofty fractal]

nahh it got hit with by the pharaos curse

[exotic mica]

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805031860316
am I obsessive?

[open pasture]

i got a decent extreme completion i dont feel like going any further rly

[lofty fractal]

sacred text

[exotic mica]

No, I'm dedicated.

[lofty fractal]

item unavailab;e

did you sell out whatever that was

[exotic mica]

Yes

ok I cropped the link

because I thought it was long

[lofty fractal]

thats addiction

[exotic mica]

but fuck it you get the full six inches

[keen kernel]

i make into video :D

[exotic mica]

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805031860316.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt

[open pasture]

depends on who youre talking to imo

[exotic mica]

60$ is ROUGH

.... still gonna buy it

6cm is wild

[lofty fractal]

The page isn’t redirecting properly

An error occurred during a connection to www.aliexpress.us.

This problem can sometimes be caused by disabling or refusing to accept cookies.

[exotic mica]

6cm radius amirite fal? I GOTCHU

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6N3VJIqPItqIaLNDe3mktV

[keen kernel]

that would be lame..,,,

[open pasture]

gwa

[keen kernel]

now if it was MY message...

[exotic mica]

zamn I'm getting attacked

[keen kernel]

it would be LESS lame

[harsh minnow]

canon omg

[lofty fractal]

id rather not talk about my pen size

[open pasture]

offtopic so bad

[harsh minnow]

horror

[lofty fractal]

/j

[exotic mica]

Bro said he wants to put it to rest 💀

[lofty fractal]

yeah

[keen kernel]

i used to rule the world 🎵

chunks would load when i gave the word 🎵

[exotic mica]

I did that, killed my server

chunk pre loader is a CPU intensive mod

Honestly I don't know why ( I mean I kinda do)

Can it not just multithread

[exotic mica]

and idly render chunks with low CPU usage

and stop pretending to be a crypto miner

[lofty fractal]

what song???

[keen kernel]

skibidi canon

[lofty fractal]

im safe enough

[exotic mica]

It's wagwan dellilah

[keen kernel]

https://musescore.com/user/34873754/scores/16502809

[modest obsidian]

proof

[exotic mica]

I highly reccomend you give it a listen

Best song ever

[lofty fractal]

on my pentium??

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[modest obsidian]

[harsh minnow]

isn't minecraft single threaded

[lofty fractal]

have fun with the 0.00000000000000000000001$ per second

[modest obsidian]

yes

[keen kernel]

nope

well server maybe

not client

[exotic mica]

I fucking hope not 💀

[modest obsidian]

heavily single threaded on the server

[fallow pawn]

let ayunami2000 cook

[modest obsidian]

client? idr

[exotic mica]

That explains my my CPU intends to discover the boiling point of gold

[fallow pawn]

dude had that image ready to be sent

[exotic mica]

woah, cant just ask an ayunami their age

how crass

[nocturne bough]

Somehow

[keen kernel]

so true

[exotic mica]

omfg Windows 10 in the chat

[keen kernel]

ayunami ages are very delicate

[nocturne bough]

I think it can use multiple cores but world tick is single thread

[keen kernel]

they can range from 20 to 20

[lofty fractal]

windows 10 when will you stop getting updates

[keen kernel]

usually however they are 20

[harsh minnow]

who the fuck is ayunami

oh

[keen kernel]

me me me

me me me me me

[lofty fractal]

bitch

[fallow pawn]

bitch

[keen kernel]

bitch

[exotic mica]

female dog

[keen junco]

he was about to reveal the truth so the government had to get rid off him. RIP https://www.npr.org/2024/06/07/401128365/nasa-astronaut-bill-anders-apollo-8-dead

[fallow pawn]

achoo

creation of clans are only available for a specific group of people

joining them works

I cant create one but I can join some

renxFLOWER~1

[lofty fractal]

how do i join

[fallow pawn]

no

nope

not unique

[lofty fractal]

thank god

[exotic mica]

Have you guys watched the Resident Evil Box set sextrilogy?

(its six discs idk what youd call it)

[boreal torrent]

sextrilogy

😭

[exotic mica]

I like movie 4 with the boat

with the zombies and the guns

[lofty fractal]

idk man sounds like a AV

[boreal torrent]

i never consumed any resident evil media yet

[exotic mica]

They are my fav movies of all time

fuck it

I wanted to show you my Resident evil collection

[lofty fractal]

the only resident evil thing i know is big badonka woman talking on phone

[exotic mica]

Damn you moderators!

I legally obtained every resident evil game yesterday

[lofty fractal]

oh shit we got a whale

[exotic mica]

Currently enjoying RE0 - Not bad

[exotic mica]

Markiplier views her in a purely platonic fashion

I used to have Leon Kennedy looking hair

Then it grew too long

[lofty fractal]

my hairloss is real

[exotic mica]

Bald looks good

if it ever comes to it

[lofty fractal]

no

[exotic mica]

Embrace it, and HONE it

[lofty fractal]

its not

[exotic mica]

Bald people look fire!

Especially fat bald peoplpe

Embrace Winter this year and go bald

[willow heath]

better than being chronically balding bro

[lofty fractal]

you need to have a specific psych

[lofty fractal]

ok thats true

[exotic mica]

psych?

[lofty fractal]

physical shape i guess?

[exotic mica]

I've been called that before 😃

[willow heath]

you only look good either with a full head of hair or bald

[exotic mica]

Ohhhhe

Physique?

[willow heath]

anything inbetween looks weird

[lofty fractal]

yeah yueah sorry forgot taht word

[exotic mica]

Yeah that's true

[slender isle]

90 yr old flying a plane what could go wrong

rip

[copper turtle]

meow

[keen junco]

lmao this guy is getting cooked in the replies, you love to see it https://x.com/redpilledhomo/status/1798848227065651507

Rob (@redpilledhomo) on X

Fellow Millennials: How many "trans kids" did you go to school with?

There you go. It's a social contagion. A fad. And it's causing lifelong harm to confused, vulnerable youth.

Twitter · Jun 6, 2024, 10:43 PM

[exotic mica]

If you are a drug consumer you could rock the Skinny Pete?

[willow heath]

only looks good on jpegmafia

[exotic mica]

airstrike his home

[keen junco]

oh yeah the guy is a prick but lots of trans folk in the comments with positivity

[exotic mica]

Redpilled people are so funny, I love to see them exhaust their minds with a straw house for an arguement

[willow heath]

not seeing something = it automatically doesn't exist

[exotic mica]

with research as stable as a late game jenga tower

I don't even understand why something being "unnatural" is wrong, god may have put me in this earth but I made my decisions and so did everyone else

Natural is overrated af

Men in Black?

[tired sundial]

twitter is a shithole anyway lol glad i moved to mastodon

[tired sundial]

i only use twitter to like/rt stuff so i just spam my followers’ timeline with kemonomimi art retweets

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1248863280739516507/68747470733a2f2f66696c65732e636174626f782e6d6f652f3864316e33612e676966.gif

[white halo]

I saw a woman with a Chad face yesterday if it's count

[tired sundial]

wetdry dot world :)

[exotic mica]

Twitter, Reddit, Facebook ...

Everywhere is shit

Even Discord can sometimes be shit

I don't know what a mastodon is

[lofty fractal]

socail media

[exotic mica]

I use telegram for my legal transactions

[fallow pawn]

imagine email but twitter

[exotic mica]

whatsapp for family

and Discord for gaming and coding and hangout

Thats it

[tired sundial]

wetdry world is pretty active and is the one i use

[noble quest]

do you get as much spam as with email

[exotic mica]

sounds like RTC

[fallow pawn]

where you can host your own instance of “twitter”

and interact with people on those other instances

[exotic mica]

So your telling me Elon wasted his money?

He could have just downloaded mastodon and made his own twitter?

Zamn Zamniel

[fallow pawn]

mastodon is just not that active

I don’t use it for that reason

[elder geyser]

fuck my hand hurts

[slender isle]

it saddens me how many people i know who exclusively use imessage and instagram

[exotic mica]

WHat kind of hurt?

[elder geyser]

i use imessage

[signal rose]

hallo vendor

[fallow pawn]

you could say the same with sms

instagram I understand people need to hop off of that

[rain coral]

youre asking for much

[fallow pawn]

awful

[slender isle]

there's a difference between imessage users and sms users

imessage people are living in their own world

[rain coral]

true

[exotic mica]

if I say airstrike homophobes, is that promoting a violent ideology?

[fallow pawn]

I personally just use both the same

I don’t use iMessage features unless I wanna make someone extra mad by using the invisible ink feature

[exotic mica]

If a flame smothers another flame, perhaps violence is the greatest form of peace?

writes manifesto

[exotic mica]

damnit

now I need a new excuse

[fallow pawn]

I will continue to use twitter

[elder geyser]

me

[exotic mica]

So true

No matter how much I work out I can never have Makimas definition

Perhaps its something to do with me being a guy

[jaunty stag]

what

[rain coral]

this i

[rain coral]

you seem to know rhe game pretty much so what has flandre done for her to be forbidden

[exotic mica]

"Touhou is a sweaty weebs game, please play something cool like angry birds"

[rain coral]

not specifically you but the email person

[exotic mica]

So based

I suck major ass at it

so I uninstalled it

[rain coral]

some autist told the school to install windows 10 instead of keep using ubuntu

(me)

[white halo]

Installing cs1.6 on all school computers and playing locally was funnier

[exotic mica]

stop the cap

your school doesn't use ubuntu

[rain coral]

it did

and i hated it

[exotic mica]

I have some pretty cool gifs

of an anime girl

wearing a certain hat

[rain coral]

wrong

[exotic mica]

to reflect my current status in this convo

[rain coral]

they use whatsapp internally

it was waiting for messages

the moon has risen thus i shall take my leave and go to the land of dreams to take a restful night

🗣️

whats the difference

is it so you can reacttwo times

[urban elk]

meow

balls

bruh I weigh 50kg

[urban elk]

and I'm 5'8

[rain coral]

with my screen being half decolored and half useful it is to expect that i could not see the color differences so please forgive any annoyances i have caused tou you

[urban elk]

I'm skinny you buffoon

what the hell's a twig

[noble quest]

what is that in pounds

[urban elk]

I think 100?

oh

[noble quest]

110

you were both wrong

[urban elk]

guh

[urban elk]

I don't use pounds

so what'd you expect

[rain coral]

i use pound

[noble quest]

idk, i only know pounds

[noble quest]

that thing will explode

[urban elk]

DEATH

also didn't their source code get leaked or smth

[rain coral]

minecraft 1.20 has caused a ton of irritation between intelligent telephone holders

[urban elk]

why did you call it a telephone

wait

[rain coral]

what the fuck i heard footsteps

[icy grail]

I am in your walls :3

[open pasture]

My bad

[urban elk]

"intelligent telephone"
smartphone
"teléfono inteligente"
huh?

[open pasture]

Stupid telephone

[urban elk]

thought you were on mine

in*

fuc

[urban elk]

isn't that just a feature phone

[icy grail]

I'm in all of your walls

[rain coral]

it was not a direct translation rather it was just a dumb complication of a simple term

[urban elk]

fair enough

[urban elk]

come outt
I won't bite :3

[open pasture]

What's a feature phone

[icy grail]

sorry I legally cannot ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[urban elk]

(I will bite you really fucking hard and then yeet you out of my window)

[icy grail]

exactly

[urban elk]

(I live on the 3rd floor so it'll be quite the fall)

[urban elk]

a dumb phone with 30% screen, 10% bezels and 60% buttons?

[rain coral]

i will read the bible so i can absorb vast amounts of old english terminology so i can overuse it in this conversational inter net platform

[urban elk]

boring

[open pasture]

Keypad phone

[icy grail]

eh

[open pasture]

Want

I want a keypad phone

[icy grail]

nokia 3310

[urban elk]

this one is more screen than buttons

surprisingly enough

[icy grail]

that doesn't sound like proper english, even old english

yours, yes. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[open pasture]

Literally what I want

Or Nokia 1100

[icy grail]

eh

not that expensive

[boreal torrent]

I hate rounded displays

Losing screen space so bad

[icy grail]

true

[open pasture]

Yeah but there aren't many online stores here. Plus no one irl owns them anymore

[boreal torrent]

round laptop horror

[icy grail]

NO

[urban elk]

this makes me think of those laptops that were like
well they'd run Windows XP
have no keyboard or trackpad
it was just a fucking DVD player or some shit

[urban elk]

yuh uh

[icy grail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal torrent]

wtf never saw these

[icy grail]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-dnd-gif-19423593 ​​​​​​​​​​​

[noble quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950399917304729651/1071159675137032203/5A664F27-A31B-4A1F-AB66-AD888508A09E.gif

[urban elk]

maybe they don't exist
or maybe they do but were forgotten

[urban elk]

WHYKKRJWFJN

WHY WAS THAT FUNNY

[icy grail]

YES

[noble quest]

gn chat

i eep now

review db broke 🙁

idk

[jaunty stag]

you can just right click to review

[noble quest]

@open pasture ok

done

[icy grail]

:3

idk

cat

[urban elk]

guh

[exotic mica]

Review dB is so weird

I never saw anyone say anything nice about the person

[upbeat willow]

minus one guy

[unreal siren]

Mine is something

[fallow pawn]

mine is also something

[icy grail]

mine is mostly positive

[urban elk]

https://vxtwitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1799208096960811443

[sly spear]

Wtf is this pigs center of balance

[icy grail]

the head balances it out dw

;p ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[sly spear]

Big ass head

[dense phoenix]

on its head

mitosis

[sly spear]

It looks a bit like the plastic one

[urban elk]

@dense phoenix sunniiee

[icy grail]

onekoscoliosis

[dense phoenix]

hii

[urban elk]

haii

[elder geyser]

do you think they have enough badges

[icy grail]

no ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

who cares that it's python

needs this badge

http://vanilla-js.com/

[burnt maple]

https://fixvx.com/vxunderground/status/1799300532705845333

[wet wolf]

we’re gaycord now?

[icy grail]

yes ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[unreal siren]

Always have been

[icy grail]

yeah that's normal

[fallow pawn]

yeah that’s normal

I think they’re just showing their profile

amazing what wonders you can do

[burnt maple]

Why does matlab cost money

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple

[elder geyser]

me

[burnt maple]

https://fixvx.com/n491agi/status/1799271906597851627/photo/1

[fallow pawn]

hehe

our timelines are so synced

[lean lava]

in the center thank me later

[lean lava]

deepthroat.js

[burnt maple]

UH

[lean lava]

yuh

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

NextJS or NuxtJS

[sly spear]

Sao freeze frames go hard

[lavish relic]

gleep glorp

[open pasture]

large companies on their way to roll out features using libraries that have documented capabilities to load arbitrary code

this clearly has never gone wrong ever

[jaunty stag]

sao was peak s1

kinda fell off after that sadly

[elder geyser]

"just push it to prod why would we test a math lib"

[copper turtle]

meow

[open pasture]

This is probably exactly what happened

[elder geyser]

almost none of these sites use vanilla js anymore lol

[open pasture]

that one github engineer who pushed mathjax to prod is about to get a rude awakening lol

[elder geyser]

stackoverflow has used jquery for years now

[winter girder]

public execution in github HQ

[open pasture]

"this is what happens when you let people add anime backgrounds to their repos"

[burnt maple]

[elder geyser]

@fallow pawn how do i jailbreak

[slender isle]

ancient comparisons

[elder geyser]

mootools is such a throwback

[copper turtle]

palera1n jailbrake

[elder geyser]

haven't heard that name in YEARRSSS

[open pasture]

also for the curious
all of the banned macros
["\\DeclareMathOperator","\\DeclarePairedDelimiters","\\renewtagform","\\newtagform","\\colorbox","\\fcolorbox","\\hphantom","\\vphantom","\\phantom","\\operatorname","\\Newextarrow","\\definecolor","\\mathchoice","\\unicode"]

[elder geyser]

is taht it

[open pasture]

unless there are more hidden somewhere else yup

I assume not though, since the method that checks this array is called checkBlacklistedMacros or something

[elder token]

patched-

[open pasture]

they just messed up the TeX

oh wait what
seems like they did patch it :(

[elder token]

you can get them by using html characters

[open pasture]

I'm pretty sure they just patched it again, it's not working anymore

even with my crazy overkill method

[elder token]

yep

they did :<

the people at git aint having it

[elder geyser]

github

[open pasture]

I did \unicode instead of &#x5Cunicode lol

[elder geyser]

git is a command line tool

[dim palm]

I cant wait for them to release a statement

[burnt maple]

https://ddinstagram.com/p/B_o5tf9Jkqb/

[elder token]

damn

[open pasture]

I mean it was pretty inevitable if the claims of xss were true

[elder token]

lol

[elder token]

how would that even work, the CSP still works

[open pasture]

my profile looks so damn good with a background though :((

[next warren]

microsoft is the dumbest shit ever created

[elder token]

lol

[open pasture]

I'm almost tempted to make an extension or something to let people who want custom backgrounds have one

but I can totally see it getting abused

[elder token]

fr

[elder token]

nsfw and other shit would get spammed

[next warren]

what's withj the errors in japanese

[open pasture]

I'm sure it already did through all of this

[open pasture]

that's chinese

[next warren]

chinese?

what's that

[elder geyser]

that's what their system lang is set to i assume

[open pasture]

I tried getting an archive.org snapshot also, but it didn't work properly

so my only memory of this is in image form

[deep token]

nya

@elder geyser hi bestie

[elder token]

meow

[open pasture]

meow

[copper turtle]

meow

[next warren]

yeah everyone will turn into a car in the future

[open pasture]

@next warren dota 👉 👈

[keen junco]

even apple uses windows

[open pasture]

wtf

!!

[winter girder]

whos this weirdo @jaunty remnant smh

[copper turtle]

plex friend requests???

[open pasture]

@jaunty remnant 👉 👈

[burnt maple]

What is 550 / 2

[winter girder]

275..?

[burnt maple]

[keen junco]

you

[winter girder]

i saw that

[sly spear]

I feel targeted

[burnt maple]

mavrin

[keen junco]

wrong

[sly spear]

Well shit

[winter girder]

i saw you write 350 instead of 250

NextJS or NuxtJS help yall

actually

nvm

i can just use an API for this

[next warren]

wdym "dota 👉 👈" 😭

[fresh wing]

My friend claimed it but i thought he didn't

So i wanted to hand it over to someone

[open pasture]

Imagine getting nitro sniped

[crystal atlas]

u should give me the nitro next time instead

[open pasture]

Unfortunate

[crystal atlas]

❌

[open pasture]

Fight

Both of you fight

[winter girder]

?remind 1m Give @open pasture Nitro

[river thunder]

Alright @winter girder, in 1 minute: Give @tiramisu Nitro

[open pasture]

Winner gets beaten by me and i get the nitro

[winter girder]

NOT 1 MINUTE

smh

[open pasture]

Fitgirl repacks or something

[winter girder]

?remind 3w Give @open pasture Nitro

[river thunder]

Alright @winter girder, in 3 weeks: Give @tiramisu Nitro

[open pasture]

Idk

Just use someone else's card to buy them

[river thunder]

@winter girder, <t:1717834409:R>: Give @tiramisu Nitro

[winter girder]

this is way more illegal than torrenting

[crystal atlas]

NO GIVE ME IT

[winter girder]

i only have 30 bucks and im going to the store today

sorry

[winter girder]

who are you tbh

[open pasture]

I'm sure i can teehee my way out of jail for this crime

[crystal atlas]

its only illegal if u get caught

[crystal atlas]

im soulz

[winter girder]

"i pwooomiseee i wont do it again 🥺"

[open pasture]

The contrast is a bit off i think
Try out different text colors

[open pasture]

it was for an online bet i swear 🥺

[crystal atlas]

0/10 add javascript

copier

[open pasture]

JavaScript is lame

My site doesn't have any JavaScript

[crystal atlas]

so are u

[winter girder]

add a ip logger

[open pasture]

Well guess what
Your site is BAD

[crystal atlas]

add a keylogger

[winter girder]

yes

pls

:3

[open pasture]

Wtf so mean. No she isn't

My mom is cool

[crystal atlas]

dont lie

[sly spear]

TOPICS WILDIN WTF

[dim palm]

javascript for static bio websites is BLOAT

[open pasture]

Imagine needing JavaScript for your site. Pathetic
Ny site doesn't even have html

[crystal atlas]

how huge r they

[open pasture]

I'm not i swear

[crystal atlas]

absolutely enormous?

[sly spear]

Sizeable

[crystal atlas]

thats pretty small

ngl

[open pasture]

Notice how @open pasture ran away. Probably crying after being destroyed by facts and logic

[dim palm]

[crystal atlas]

💼=💸=🎮

free life hack

[open pasture]

https://freetouhougamespunjabisexhdnovirus.com

Lmao

[dim palm]

analytics and logs are bloat

[open pasture]

That's a weird flex 😭

[dim palm]

think about how many megabytes you could save on your server if you had no logs

[open pasture]

I wouldn't put it if i were you

[crystal atlas]

onlyf-

[open pasture]

Dear god

[crystal atlas]

ask drake

[open pasture]

We're killing you soulz

[crystal atlas]

:3

[open pasture]

Why do you even want to work if you're a minor

[dense phoenix]

money

[open pasture]

Understandable

Go to china

Child labor or something

[crystal atlas]

can i get a 3d cutout

[crystal atlas]

i love the little chinese people inside my phone makinf ti work

i gotta stop b4 i get bannrd

[burnt maple]

I'll give anyone 1,000 euros if they manage to get me 1,100 euros

Simple

[crystal atlas]

i didnt even know they were a minor

until they said

[dense phoenix]

slides a 1100 euro bill hey

[burnt maple]

Rushiii

[crystal atlas]

youtuber

[burnt maple]

hiii

[crystal atlas]

youtube = job

[winter needle]

hii

write me an essay on the federalist papers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1022020319168450590.png?size=64

who are you

[crystal atlas]

im not chatgpt

[burnt maple]

lc.bard write me an essay on th federalist papers

[crystal atlas]

fake

[burnt maple]

Ngl, you're dumb if you aren't using chatgpt for writing essays

Just paraphrase it in the end

[winter girder]

you make me feel smart

[sly spear]

I used to get it to write it in a foreign language then google translate it

Somehow it makes it bypass "ai detectors" better

[winter girder]

all fun and games until you end up missing a and making your whole essay invalidated

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[languid path]

Heyyyy

Everyone

How do I download vencord on Android? 😭

[sly spear]

Vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[sly spear]

[languid path]

Alright

[crystal atlas]

forget vencord

install bluecord

[languid path]

How?

[crystal atlas]

:3

[golden marlin]

this has gotta be vencord's biggest opp

[sly spear]

Get dementia

[crystal atlas]

sell your token and personal information

to blue

[golden marlin]

me who hates the colour blue and all of its shades

I'd rather sell my token to red or green

[crystal atlas]

hi

[golden marlin]

aw flip

[crystal atlas]

give me your token right meow

[winter needle]

IT SUCKS

I TRIED

[nocturne bough]

Use gpt4o

[crystal atlas]

i used chatgpt to write essays

before 4o was even a thing

[nocturne bough]

And be more specific

[crystal atlas]

3.5 + bunch of rules

= decent human-like essay

[placid needle]

[winter needle]

it literally fucking ignored my instructions
"1500 words minimum"

barely 600 words

i can't copy paste the same thing 3 times

[nocturne bough]

I can

[crystal atlas]

ever heard of filler words

[winter needle]

yes that's what I do by hand anyways

[languid path]

@crystal atlas tysmmmm

[snow nexus]

write verbal cues like "um/uh"

[crystal atlas]

whwr

did you actually

...

[languid path]

I downloaded it

[crystal atlas]

i dont feel bad for you

[languid path]

I installed it

[languid path]

Why?

What's wrong? 💀

[crystal atlas]

bluecord is shady af...

[unique wyvern]

it’s mine now

[languid path]

Wdym?

[crystal atlas]

the dev logged peoples info

[languid path]

Tfffff-?!!?

[deep token]

meow

[languid path]

So should I delete it?

[crystal atlas]

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Y2m2lMSpN3GlOcXyceaO88Ljnr8xuNcp

[deep token]

:3c

[crystal atlas]

yes

[deep token]

yes

[snow nexus]

this is why I dont joke without making it very clear it's a joke

[languid path]

Alr I'm deleting it

[crystal atlas]

im just suprised people dk ab bluecords existence

its likenthenmost well known android discor mod

[snow nexus]

Vencord and Betterdiscord are the only well known client mods, anything mobile is barely heard of outside of aliucord

[unique wyvern]

i love the transparency on the last badge

[deep token]

mreow

[burnt maple]

half life?

[deep token]

quarter life

[crystal atlas]

penny life

[covert inlet]

nice profile

[unique wyvern]

thanks :3

[mental oxide]

i love her

[deep token]

jk

[mental oxide]

damn

[crystal atlas]

chat im feeling down and its also mens mental health awareness month pelase cheer me up by sending me the front and back of your credit/debit card and your social security number and banking infromation

[deep token]

when is it womens mental health awareness month i wanted to die yesterday

[burnt maple]

I can send you flowers if you want

[crystal atlas]

what is a women

[deep token]

im gonna do bad things to you

[burnt maple]

Flowers are like nature's little hugs, ready to brighten anyone's day with their colorful smiles and sweet scents

[crystal atlas]

must be a conspiracy theory made by the government to brainwash me because joe biden wants to take all of my money and barsck obama and and and...

[deep token]

i want flowers

:3

[crystal atlas]

flowers r from minecraft

irl copied minecraft

[somber leaf]

march, it just doesn't get as much coverage because men kill themselves 3x more

[deep token]

oh

[burnt maple]

horrible

[unique wyvern]

i tried sleeping nicely but then a fly kept bothering me

ffs

[burnt maple]

There isn't any flies here