🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[dawn iris]

vns Cool bug facts

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[median owl]

it's still twitter

[keen junco]

I will install Safari on your computer

[open pasture]

I will NEVER install chrome again!

[dawn iris]

Stupid

[strange imp]

when ShiggyOS / Browser?

[unreal siren]

discord:

[dawn iris]

You're on discord

[strange imp]

do it

[dawn iris]

Fork of AmogOS

[median owl]

> will never install chrome
> sneaky web apps

[quiet salmon]

electron

be like

[keen junco]

I live inside your walls, buddy, you'd literally track me going back into your walls

[quiet salmon]

[strange imp]

electron popup: download more ram

[median owl]

me when I see an emote from another server im in

[keen junco]

[dawn iris]

I have 128GB of ram

It's for Java

[keen junco]

Portal to poland

[strange imp]

ddr5 gskill, 6.4k mhz, right?

[queen crag]

Anarchy

[quiet salmon]

[keen junco]

You end up in Poland 🏳️‍⚧️

[queen crag]

Are You Serious?

[dawn iris]

DDR4 3600

[prisma compass]

a portal? I wonder what inside it, can't be that awful?

[median owl]

are you posting anything but emotes?

[dawn iris]

I can't be tucked to reach the box and read the label

[queen crag]

BOSS UP

[prisma compass]

disappointing

[dawn iris]

BOSS UP

[queen crag]

;-\

[median owl]

what

[keen junco]

How

[queen crag]

how

LOL

this aint exploit blud

[keen junco]

It's from the FreeNitro plugin

[median owl]

integers shall rise

[prisma compass]

they going to put you in chair and convert you to a transformer

[keen junco]

Idfk that's just how it is

It takes the sticker name

[queen crag]

bc

[strange imp]

need more 32? ill donate them🫴

[queen crag]

when i uplode a sticker

[prisma compass]

when you grow up sho

[keen junco]

[dawn iris]

I have my old kit of 32 sitting on my desk still

[boreal torrent]

thx

[keen junco]

@boreal torrent why are you woke

[strange imp]

something like this here, i switched to ddr5

[dawn iris]

Also used to run trident-z

[boreal torrent]

woke month

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[dawn iris]

But had this shit fuck mismatched set

[prisma compass]

hi human

[keen junco]

Okay but you don't have permission

[strange imp]

hahaha

[boreal torrent]

of what

[glass shell]

oh my fucking god a white name with that pfp

[dawn iris]

3600 on one pair and like, 3000 or less on the second set?

[strange imp]

downloadmoreram.com

[dawn iris]

It was painful to get the timings lined up for them

[glass shell]

vencord.app

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[strange imp]

hahaha stop stalking my desktop

[prisma compass]

I am gonna find your family.

[near wharf]

is it bad that I've been on hrt a year and have never hugged a blahaj

[glass shell]

you’re definitely not old enough to use discord

[dawn iris]

Najse

[prisma compass]

WHY PPL KEEP SAYING THAT

[keen junco]

Yes

[dawn iris]

Because you act around 9 to 11 years old

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[keen junco]

Are you

[near wharf]

i like hugging girls not stuffies

[glass shell]

i think i am

[boreal torrent]

ok

[glass shell]

you tell me

SCARY VIRUS!!!

[queen crag]

it wont do anything to discord

[near wharf]

actually no I'm pretty weak my parents will ask me to do man stuff cuz they still see me as a man but the hrt has made me weak asf

[keen junco]

Too bad. I'm raising the minimum age requirements one year above your age

[near wharf]

i actually got much worse at driving once i started my transition

[queen crag]

u only get plugns to ur discord the do whenever want

[near wharf]

everyone always tells me i drive like a women

[unreal siren]

Its technically not linking to anything malicious rn (doesn’t mean you should trust it)

[waxen sphinx]

plot twist: they are older than u

[glass shell]

so you’re gonna make vencord 18+?

[keen junco]

Yes

[median owl]

2019 was 5 years ago

[strange imp]

sorry i cant open that

[keen junco]

No Callie is a toddler

[glass shell]

yeah im not even born yet

[near wharf]

it's weird my parents say they support me but they still call me a guy n stuff mean while i get gendered correctly a majority of the time by random people

[boreal torrent]

bencord

[prisma compass]

I AM A PYTHON PROGRAMMER, my username stand for magic/dunder methods in python

I blame the server for that, I am observe my surroundings, including your behaviours

[queen crag]

yes it works but there is no virus only plugin and u can get free fake nitro

[median owl]

can I stop getting older and just stay the same age

[glass shell]

anyone can use python

[glass shell]

THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING

[boreal torrent]

I AM A PYTHON PROGRAMMER, my username stand for magic/dunder methods in python

I blame the server for that, I am observe my surroundings, including your behaviours

[prisma compass]

I am the observer

[glass shell]

i don’t wanna be 18 i don’t wanna be 18 i don’t wanna be 18

[strange imp]

hm

[dawn iris]

I AM A PYTHON PROGRAMMER, my username stand for magic/dunder methods in python

I blame the server for that, I am observe my surroundings, including your behaviours

[queen crag]

yes

[prisma compass]

🗿

[queen crag]

like this

[strange imp]

imagine payin' taxes

[keen junco]

Yop

[median owl]

or you know not being able to speak another language?

[queen crag]

what are u useing and what is ur device

[quiet salmon]

me when signed integer bar limit

[prisma compass]

sure, I will make sure to use another personality

[waxen sphinx]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5lTjWwzlToolJUVR9Qh3ya

[near wharf]

i feel your pain ❤️ just know it does get better

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[dawn iris]

I am going to explode chat

[glass shell]

I CAN’T WAIT TO BE FORCED TO GET A DRIVING LICENSE EVEN THOUGH IM DEATHLY AFRAID OF CARS

[median owl]

e-sports league? or am I missing something

[near wharf]

real

i hate driving

[dawn iris]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[near wharf]

how is this chat so fuckin fast it's like 4am

[median owl]

it's 10 am

[dawn iris]

I'm sorry to hear that

I hope it happens again

[near wharf]

holy shit ur in the future

no way

[median owl]

no

[waxen sphinx]

its 10.20am

[strange imp]

i live in a black hole, there is no time

[unique wyvern]

it’s 10:20 am for me

[median owl]

you're in the past

[dawn iris]

It's yesterday where I am

[unique wyvern]

we’re not

all of this is apart of your imagination

[glass shell]

didn’t mean to send that one but whatever

[near wharf]

there never was any time because time is an illusion you are asleep wake up

no

[strange imp]

i cant, help me

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/powercat-catpower-gif-13874994171711907652

[strange imp]

im stuck here

[stiff urchin]

okay so i looked into it a bit more @viral cape and it happens everytime i open a specific gc

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[stiff urchin]

and it keeps trying to fetch the one person in that gc who i dont have added

[near wharf]

if ur genuinely curious look into dmt

unless ur under 21

in which case

do not

ive already said too much

[keen junco]

Dimethyltryptamine

Drug

[dawn iris]

You sound like a fed ngl

[strange imp]

august 5 and im 21

[dawn iris]

All I've seen you do here has been shill drugs

[near wharf]

WHAT

[dawn iris]

Fed.

Glowie

Federal Agent

[near wharf]

yeah im a fed

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165110465509195798/1244375766259466270/togif.gif

[strange imp]

pardon?

[keen junco]

You glow more than the nuclear reactor in your backyard shack

[strange imp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-the-rock-sus-face-sus-gif-25301689

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/kobayashi-kanna-loli-police-dragon-gif-12823520

you are under arrest

[left kraken]

estrogen?? :O

[near wharf]

u cant arrest me

[dawn iris]

Ok

[near wharf]

i am above the police

i think

[sly spear]

No, just crack cocaine but in a skirt

[waxen sphinx]

i'm from interpol

i can arrest globally

[near wharf]

feds are like above the police right

[strange imp]

"first u need to find me" category

[dawn iris]

Nop, you e unemployed now

[left kraken]

fair

[near wharf]

what the fuck is interpol

[copper turtle]

ESTROGEN!!!!

whar ?

no

[dawn iris]

I just called ur supervisor

[left kraken]

no?

[waxen sphinx]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interpol

[sly spear]

Big brain time

[near wharf]

look i just like to partake in a bit of tomfoolery please officer i swear i have no idea where that baggie came from

[unique wyvern]

this gun is illegally obtained

do something about it, fed

[strange imp]

looks low budget

[near wharf]

😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO

[prisma compass]

sleep then

[ancient charm]

hello vencord people

[strange imp]

hello kawaii dude

[prisma compass]

topical

[unique wyvern]

for sure

[dawn iris]

Lmao

[strange imp]

glock in a rari

[median owl]

why are you sending images of your firearms now 😭

[unique wyvern]

is this made out of plastic too

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/lilmariko-hellokitty-glock-hello-kitty-meow-shoot-gun-pew-pewpew-hi-gif-27122964

[keen junco]

I will report for illegal gun ownership

[unique wyvern]

i don’t own it

it’s just the angle

[strange imp]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-explosion-megumin-gif-21516713

[grand crypt]

Not a glock

[near wharf]

god dammit ive attracted the gun nuts

[grand crypt]

Too round to be a glock

[unique wyvern]

i’m not american

[median owl]

he just

* {
    border-radius: 50%;
}

[dawn iris]

Real

Only Americans have guns

[unique wyvern]

i just have a questionable armament of military equipment

[keen junco]

and zt

[sly spear]

What have you done

[median owl]

> idk chief, it just happened to be on my property

[dawn iris]

Nice tractor

[median owl]

😭

[keen junco]

pb.bard tell me a secret

[night blaze]

tell me a secret

While I don't have access to confidential information, I can share a scientific fact that might be surprising! For instance, did you know the population of the earth is estimated to weigh about the same as all the insects combined? Pretty interesting, right?

Is there a particular field of science you're interested in? I might be able to uncover a little-known fact in that area.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[sly spear]

Pb.bard how do i make meth

[unique wyvern]

i love tractors with thermal vision and a drivers panel

[sly spear]

he dead

[keen junco]

pb.bard who’s the real slim shady

[night blaze]

who’s the real slim shady

The phrase "The Real Slim Shady" can refer to two things:

• A song by Eminem: It's the lead single from his critically acclaimed album "The Marshall Mathers LP" (2000). The song is a fast-paced romp where Eminem adopts his aggressive Slim Shady persona to call out celebrities and debunk rumors about himself [Wikipedia: The Real Slim Shady].
• Eminem's alter ego: Slim Shady is a controversial and often offensive character Eminem portrays in his music. Slim Shady allows him to express his darker thoughts and engage in shock rap. WhileEminem himself has said he thought the name was cheesy, Slim Shady has become an iconic part of his persona [uDiscover: The Real Slim Shady: Fact And Fiction In Eminem's Music].

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[keen junco]

It's user whitelist

[dawn iris]

Can't see a thing

[unique wyvern]

pb.bard what’s vencord

what the fuck

[sly spear]

1984

[median owl]

ask what the square root of half a cubic meter of cheese is

[dawn iris]

Wtf pick it up

[keen junco]

Only certain users can use it because you can make it say some stupid shit otherwise

[dawn iris]

Who dropped the west?

[ancient charm]

my friends wrote this and i dont know why

 if (Page.IsPostBack)
            {

            }
            else { }```

[keen junco]

pb.bard what is the square root of half a cubic meter of cheese

[night blaze]

what is the square root of half a cubic meter of c...

The square root of a volume doesn't really make sense in the physical world. Square root deals with area, while volume is measured in cubic units.

However, if you perhaps meant the cube root of half a cubic meter of cheese, then that would be the side length of a cube that has a volume of 0.5 cubic meters.

In that case, the cube root of 0.5 cubic meters is approximately 0.794 meters.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[ancient charm]

he wasn't even planning on writing anything in it just kinda did it

[median owl]

hell yeah

[ancient charm]

i dont think baiting the bot to do that is a good idea lol

[keen junco]

Which is why you can't use the command

[median owl]

what

[strange imp]

/run

const _ಠ = 'VTI5QkQ=';
const _ಠ_ = [117, 114, 32, 100, 117, 109, 98];

const ಠ_ಠ__ = atob(_ಠ);
const _ಠ___ = String.fromCharCode(..._ಠ_);

console.log(_ಠ___);

[hollow flume]

Here is your js(18.15.0) output @strange imp

ur dumb

[median owl]

there is no way anyone could get offended by that

[sly spear]

/run

rm -rf *

[hollow flume]

Your bash(5.2.0) code ran without output @sly spear

@open pasture

Error

Invalid command format (missing codeblock?)

[keen aurora]

Is vencord actually safe?

[sly spear]

no, its a virus

[keen aurora]

If its a trojan horse im gonna get it then

[jaunty trellis]

it will inject estrogen into your pc

[median owl]

does it work as thermal paste

[hollow flume]

@open pasture

Error

Invalid command format (missing codeblock?)

[jaunty trellis]

[median owl]

`

here you go

[jaunty trellis]

I forgot to label a filesystem and now it's fucky wucky cuz it's looking for disk by label instead of id

[dawn iris]

Skill issue+++

[jaunty trellis]

truly

[dawn iris]

I had same issue with my last NixOS install

Had to label it after the fact and reboot

[strange imp]

hm

im wondering

[jaunty trellis]

yop

anyway I fixed

[strange imp]

whyyy

[unique wyvern]

a cat video to hopefully make yalls day better

i’m so fat i have my own gravitational field and i am not offended

yall know the great attractor in space?

yeah that’s me

[dawn iris]

Wtf

[strange imp]

lmfao

[hardy edge]

#🤖-bot-commands

[unique wyvern]

what languages can this bot run

[hardy edge]

hi @unique wyvern

[unique wyvern]

what the fuck

thank you

[sly spear]

a whole 1 minute time out

[unique wyvern]

i was just trying to say hi lmfao

[unique wyvern]

hi

[ripe willow]

🦥

[unique wyvern]

[hardy edge]

[unique wyvern]

[ripe willow]

🦧

[sly spear]

i have no idea

[unique wyvern]

i win

[sly spear]

do you gte a timeout for saying hi

hi

i dont

[unique wyvern]

no it’s their username

[sly spear]

OH

[unique wyvern]

say it, it might not time you out

[sly spear]

Fag

Yeah you just have a skill issue

[unique wyvern]

what the fuck

[hardy edge]

regular role is exempt from automod 🤭

[sly spear]

OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN

[unique wyvern]

how come i don’t have regular role yet

i’ve been here for so long

[unique wyvern]

i don’t fucking know i’m retarded okay?

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[unique wyvern]

looks like that apple replacement from icarly

[dawn iris]

I am finally getting a good ssd to get NixOS on my desktop

[dawn iris]

Why mac

[unique wyvern]

https://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/

this is the best OS ever

it doesn’t have an embed

[keen junco]

Now add breakcore after this

Nope

[unique wyvern]

i hope your leg gets wrapped in your bedsheets and you fall out of your bed trying to stand up

[dawn iris]

I just want to see IntelliJ indexing finish in a fraction of a second

This is my number one benchmark

[drowsy cypress]

I just want you to shut the fuck up

[dawn iris]

I just want you to shut the fuck up

[unique wyvern]

silence shitname

[sly spear]

We should rename whitenames to shitenames

[unique wyvern]

whitename*

[dawn iris]

also also also rude

[unique wyvern]

i meant whitename

[drowsy cypress]

“Shitname” 🤓

[keen junco]

I don't got no sheets

[drowsy cypress]

Bro had to correct himself

[dawn iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1247331643023298592/ezgif-2-01e3534919-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[sly spear]

Bro had to say Bro had to correct himself

[unique wyvern]

bro had to say Bro had to say Bro had to correct himself

[sly spear]

Bro had to say bro had to say Bro had to say Bro had to correct himself

[unique wyvern]

bro had to say Bro had to say bro had to say Bro had to say Bro had to correct himself

[sly spear]

Bro had to say bro had to say Bro had to say bro had to say Bro had to say Bro had to correct himself (Im outta here)

[dawn iris]

Please star

[drowsy cypress]

Also I didn’t mean it I just thought it’d be funny to say 😭

[sly spear]

I JUST REALISED I FUCKING READ THAT AS "THATS MY GF"

[unique wyvern]

it was unfunny

[drowsy cypress]

Didn’t ask you

[dawn iris]

Well, it's not funny, and I'm not laughing

Except at you

[unique wyvern]

“didn’t ask you” 🍞

[dawn iris]

We always laugh at you behind your back

[sly spear]

I'm laughing

[unique wyvern]

why the fuck did it autocorrect nerd emoji to bread emoji

[unique wyvern]

that’s because your humor is dead

[drowsy cypress]

Thank you AIO cooler for making me feel secure about myself

[dawn iris]

We have a whole separate GC where we make memes to poke fun at you

[unique wyvern]

because you literally don’t talk here at all

[dawn iris]

Are you cooling?

[unique wyvern]

%xp

[karmic quartz]

You have 624 XP, making you level 3! You need 174 more XP to level up.

[unique wyvern]

why is it so slow

[karmic quartz]

You have 367 XP, making you level 2! You need 81 more XP to level up.

[prisma compass]

just live life and move on

[dawn iris]

@jolly temple

Come back

Tell us a joke

[drowsy cypress]

Oh yeah Kevin isn’t saying anything anymore

[dawn iris]

Something funny

[drowsy cypress]

I want him to call me a slur

[dawn iris]

Are you cooling?

[next warren]

I am cooling

[keen junco]

Got a new tattoo

[dawn iris]

I saved you some

[drowsy cypress]

Please don’t let that be real

[next warren]

isnt this illegal?

[dawn iris]

Openbsd should be illegal

[drowsy cypress]

Far cry blood dragon is so cool and addictive

[dawn iris]

Net bsd should be used instead

[drowsy cypress]

You have a button dedicated to flipping anything off

[boreal torrent]

I love FreeBSD

[jaunty stag]

meow

[dawn iris]

I don't know what the difference between bsd and Linux is

[crude spear]

mrwoe

[dawn iris]

But I remember that anyone who talks about bsd turns out to be a silly goober

[boreal torrent]

BSDs are derived from UNIX, are developed as a full-featured OS instead of only a kernel, and usually have saner clean codebases

[dawn iris]

Tell me more about bsd as a bedtime story

I'm falling asleep

[boreal torrent]

The only Linux advantage is hardware support :3

[drowsy cypress]

Why y’all misspelling the word bed?

[strange imp]

bcs bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh

[strange imp]

CET? 😮

[drowsy cypress]

Y’all remember when Big Ben stole millions from the poor?

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/uk-flag-great-britain-gif-4718861

[drowsy cypress]

not the clock, the nfl quarterback

https://tenor.com/view/ben-roethlisberger-pittsburgh-steelers-gif-24437957

If someone comments on the lack of image perms I will do nothing but I will be slightly aggrieved

[sly spear]

You have a lack of image perms

[dusky atlas]

where can i find plugins

[prisma compass]

wdym? third party plugins?

[glass shell]

buh

[prisma compass]

buh

[mental oxide]

i couldn't finish my shave because my razor ran out of battery mid shave

[drowsy cypress]

I mean if you’re trying to get a clean shave you could get just a regular razor blade shaver

[mental oxide]

ik but knowing myself i think i'd cut myself during shave (it already happened with this one)

[sudden sun]

@open pasture @mental oxide meow

[mental oxide]

i shave in the shower so i can just catch the hair and throw it away instead of cleaning the entire bathroom

[drowsy cypress]

If you’re shaving somewhere where it isn’t as solid then I understand

[stiff urchin]

mood

[deep token]

no

[drowsy cypress]

But I just use scissors personally for stuff like that

[deep token]

what ipad and what ios

[drowsy cypress]

I probably shouldn’t though

[stiff urchin]

[deep token]

damn i guessed the ip

[mental oxide]

i tried that method and i unironically cut my balls once

[deep token]

damn

i have 9th gen on 16.1

[stiff urchin]

[mental oxide]

i have 9th Gen on 17.5.1

[deep token]

L

[prisma compass]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[mental oxide]

it shipped with 17.1.1

[mental oxide]

it had no exploits

[deep token]

😭 nah im sshing

[deep token]

skill issue

[mental oxide]

was pointless to OTABlock

[mental oxide]

CPU prin

[deep token]

my ssh session froze

wtf

[mental oxide]

GPU prin

[deep token]

yea neofetch has no idea about it

[lost furnace]

cwazy

[prisma compass]

I hate the fact I don't have image perms, summaries are wild

[deep token]

i think my ipad died

[mental oxide]

wanna gift me nitor

[deep token]

or disconnected from wifi

[mental oxide]

@deep token brasil

[deep token]

brasil

[lost furnace]

can you even redeem trials

[mental oxide]

yeah

omori mods site

[deep token]

omg 10.5" pro

yummy

i love the 10.5" pro

i want one

go sleep

[mental oxide]

iPad Pro with the Home Button

i'm jealous

[dusky atlas]

how do you use message tags

[deep token]

you do tho

swipe up

[lost furnace]

oof sorry @mental oxide it didn't find you 😔

[prisma compass]

I promise you, you won't find help here other getting banged

[mental oxide]

bleh

[deep token]

well yea

[mental oxide]

erm

dumbass

[deep token]

i added it once but it kinda broke some things

[mental oxide]

just do the swipe

[deep token]

this tho fr

[mental oxide]

@open pasture like this

[lost furnace]

womp womp

no nitro for akira

[mental oxide]

i have an iPhone 14 on 17.0

fag fuck u on abt

it's just tablet UI being funky

reminder that it doesn't have channels redesign

just channels list

[hardy edge]

try again

[mental oxide]

poems

vee is Dante Alighieri

@open pasture this is how latest PTB looks on tablets

this ain't no old client Discord just didn't redesign 3/4 of tablet UI

[mental oxide]

as u can see tho it has Channels List V2

[prisma compass]

man, just get the point

[deep token]

checkm8

120hz display

yeah

[grand crypt]

That is fucking crazy

[prisma compass]

real

[median owl]

@grand crypt

hi

[open pasture]

Which JDK do yall use?

[median owl]

21

[open pasture]

I might just use openjdk.

[median owl]

openjdk 21 yea

[grand crypt]

Hihi

[dusty goblet]

meow

[covert inlet]

meow

[open pasture]

Yeah it's pretty much standard at this point.

[median owl]

@dusty goblet !!!!

hii

[dusty goblet]

haii

[dusty goblet]

mrrrrrrrrp

[prisma compass]

21

[covert inlet]

how are you

[dusty goblet]

eepy wbu

[median owl]

how is your project going

[covert inlet]

just came home from a walk, feeling like a nuke cause heat

[dusty goblet]

rip

[prisma compass]

oh nice, what's they are working on?

[open pasture]

Besides ver?

[woeful kettle]

meow

[covert inlet]

Milo!!

[prisma compass]

I don't wanna leave discord and I am eepy

[covert inlet]

meow meow

[median owl]

a webapp to send messages to a led matrix/eink screen

[covert inlet]

I spared you on purpose

to continue your suffering..

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064419323793383485/1128679765860159619/ah.gif

[jaunty stag]

meow ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[fickle cosmos]

chat

[digital kettle]

any latin speaker this is serious

[grand crypt]

had to work on another project so

[unique wyvern]

i did it

that is false

no one is proud of me

[unreal siren]

I’m proud of the cards

[median owl]

yeah I didn't start either, busy with stuff

[unique wyvern]

that’s better

[digital kettle]

srs?

[unique wyvern]

i’m proud of the cards too

they did a good job

[fickle cosmos]

[woeful kettle]

Hi :3

[covert inlet]

how are you?

[fickle cosmos]

I don't use the plugin + you hab no embed perms

so

i no see

[covert inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/senko-snatch-gif-22803123

[mental oxide]

i got the overdose ending in NSO

[mental oxide]

creepy shit

[fickle cosmos]

im gonna slap u

shut up

[covert inlet]

Needy Streamer Overdose

[fickle cosmos]

[jaunty stag]

who even uses chatgpt anymore

shit got stupid af

[woeful kettle]

I'm good, wbu? :D

[jaunty stag]

and is outdated

[winged zinc]

Internet Overdose? Yeah, it's long but very good

[mental oxide]

uh

[median owl]

I use it once a month if I'm too lazy to write a lot of text

[digital kettle]

poke was last down 2 months ago

[jaunty stag]

only valid use-case

[woeful kettle]

I use it to learn more about topics like Music and the base idea of some programming concepts

[dusty goblet]

bwaa

@digital kettle haiiii

[digital kettle]

haaii

[median owl]

or if I wanna shitpost

[jaunty stag]

i wouldnt trust it

[median owl]

I mean with music it's like

sure

[grand crypt]

yo what the fuck

[median owl]

fuck the what yo

[jaunty stag]

me when @dusty goblet timeouted out

[prisma compass]

the fuck?

[woeful kettle]

I mean, I used it to get to listen to more German Black Metal after doing some of my own research afterwards :3

[dusty goblet]

i cant say the f word anymore such a shame

[jaunty stag]

damn

[dusty goblet]

not that i care

[covert inlet]

I am fine

[woeful kettle]

Glad to hear^^

[harsh dirge]

eww i have to leave the server fock

[median owl]

why

[jaunty stag]

bye

[glossy swallow]

fish

[median owl]

already gone lol

wtf

[dusty goblet]

who asked

[median owl]

they joined 3 months ago and never said anything

lol

[prisma compass]

lol

[dusty goblet]

i love homophobes

[solemn plank]

lmfao

[dusty goblet]

theyre so dumb

[glossy swallow]

actually i shouldn't say that

[prisma compass]

oooh, explains it

[glossy swallow]

didn't get much sleep

[solemn plank]

me neither

got an ear surgery yesterday

[median owl]

what does that have to do with too little sleep

[solemn plank]

it doesnt

[median owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-missile-gif-1164137826700611193

[solemn plank]

toad is talking about herself

[glossy swallow]

nothing it's just my excuse for being dumb

[median owl]

ah

public static void Main(String args[])

[glossy swallow]

i probably shouldn't accuse people of things without evidence

but whenever i see people say that it's usually a homophobe 😭

[median owl]

it would make sense ig but yeah no proof

[prisma compass]

what will happen if someone admit they are homophobic?

[glossy swallow]

i mean

[prisma compass]

lmao

[median owl]

wtf

[glossy swallow]

most of the time people are being sarcastic

[median owl]

(I hope)

[glossy swallow]

(me too)

yeah we should ban rosie

*faye?

is my memory bad

[slow brook]

take out the context

[burnt maple]

@civic nacelle I know what you are

[dusty goblet]

nah im actually deeply scared of homes

[slow brook]

i’m scared of homophones

[dusty goblet]

buh

[glossy swallow]

people keep mispelling homephobic

[solemn plank]

homophobes when they see two similar looking rocks

[dusty goblet]

i eat one

[slow brook]

AAAHHH

why would you say that

[lapis lava]

gm bencord

[solemn plank]

normal people when they see two similar looking rocks

[slow brook]

how many rocks can the average human anus handle

[dusty goblet]

Und dann sitz ich auf'm Bett und esse Steine
Deine, meine, große, kleine
Beiß mir die Zähne aus, wenn ich sie zermalme
Ich denk, nur so geht es vorbei

(yes this a real lyrics from a real song)

[dusty goblet]

an amount of 2 raccoons

jsut convert

[slow brook]

thank you

[unique wyvern]

i am homophobic

i am scared of homos

[solemn plank]

if only i wasnt the average american and understood more than english

[unique wyvern]

AHHHHH

[solemn plank]

true

[dusty goblet]

smh

[slow brook]

meters is still english

[solemn plank]

i understand meters

only stupid (more than usual) americans dont

[slow brook]

i don’t. i only understand freedom

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[unique wyvern]

the creator of dave the diver reacted to my message

[slow brook]

the message itself

[glossy swallow]

:o

[solemn plank]

the creator of trollface replied to a message of mine once

apparently whyne is pronounced "whine"

[dusty goblet]

im eating someone

[glossy swallow]

discord staff once answered my question about the api

[unique wyvern]

and i am friends with discord staff

[crisp finch]

hi eating someone

[open pasture]

my uncle works for discord (real)

[crisp finch]

ma grandfather was mao zedong

[unique wyvern]

yeah i’m friends with your uncle

i can confirm

[open pasture]

omg small world

[unique wyvern]

do you know what also is small

[open pasture]

whats that

[crisp finch]

i will mao in ur zedong

[solemn plank]

woah! slow down!

[unique wyvern]

[solemn plank]

Pide 🏳️‍🌈

[crisp finch]

hi straight this pfp just hard asf

[mental oxide]

my head hurts

[willow heath]

my uncle works for wells fargo

he helping kind individuals like this 🙏

reminding him that he doesn't yet have an account at wells fargo

[crisp finch]

nop

[unique wyvern]

i wonder if i’m gotta get times out for this

yep

doesn’t work

[void ivy]

[crisp finch]

what?

[crisp finch]

why do you need invitation anyway?

[void ivy]

u need one to register

[crisp finch]

i will ask agiain

[boreal torrent]

what's that

[crisp finch]

why do you need invitation anyway?

[void ivy]

because i

wanted to register

?

[void ivy]

fanworks site

tends to be used for fanfiction

[boreal torrent]

scary

[void ivy]

but i like reading the original stories

[crisp finch]

ok i will say it in more simpler way
why do you need invitation to register?

[void ivy]

because the site is semiprivate with its registration

you join a waitlist to get an invite

its to control how many people sign up and to reduce bots

[boreal torrent]

Every laptop is so fucking expensive it is surreal

[west ore]

get chromebook and remote access powerful server at home /j

[lapis lava]

true...

tbh if you have no money thats good solution

or get cheap crappy laptop
slap ubuntu on it

[grand crypt]

thats like saying buy a ferrari, and switch its engine to a toyota christler and keep the ferrari body at home

[crisp finch]

what?

nah fam

you aint deleting that

[unique wyvern]

why the fuck is this on my fyp again

[lapis lava]

how old are you btw?

[median owl]

that's the sign that you should uninstall this shitty app :)

[lapis lava]

[crisp finch]

at least im not alone

[lapis lava]

did he just delete joke btw 😭

[white halo]

[crisp finch]

this?

[unique wyvern]

what, discord?

[median owl]

tiktok

[unique wyvern]

nah all my friends are here

[lapis lava]

nop this

[median owl]

if your friends are coming from tiktok idk man

[lapis lava]

to avoid any ban

[crisp finch]

ye

[lapis lava]

should i ping a mod

[crisp finch]

why tho?

[median owl]

why not all of them

[grand crypt]

popbob griefed my minecraft base on the oldest anarchy minecraft server

[prisma compass]

ping a mod

[median owl]

why would anyone do this on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[muted trout]

[crisp finch]

epic embed fail

[mental oxide]

@crisp finch

[prisma compass]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[crisp finch]

hi :3

[median owl]

[lapis lava]

I hate github actrions

[mental oxide]

hallo

[lapis lava]

they fuel my desire to smash my computer

[mental oxide]

celeste

[lapis lava]

out of a windows

[mental oxide]

is it good

[grand crypt]

dude i look away from my film for a split second and now they fucking???

[crisp finch]

why did i read it in german accent

[crisp finch]

yes

[grand crypt]

What has tv come to???

[median owl]

you ask if celeste is good?

[digital kettle]

haaaaaaaai fags :3

[lapis lava]

hii

[mental oxide]

i never played it oomf what am i supposed to know

[crisp finch]

i prefere hoe but fag will do

[median owl]

go play it now

[waxen sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/america-ya-gif-15374592095658975433

hear this in a german accent

[grand crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841593182731239454/1237766128328245298/uncaption.gif

[mental oxide]

you give me the money to buy it?

[crisp finch]

i fucking hate you

[median owl]

errrm uuuh

[waxen sphinx]

HALLO HALLO HALLO HALLO

[digital kettle]

hallo everynyan

[crisp finch]

[median owl]

[mental oxide]

yeah.

my doggy loves headpats

[crisp finch]

r/piracy

[mental oxide]

i don't like Material-ish rounded shit

but nice color scheme

[waxen sphinx]

celeste is 20€?

[mental oxide]

yes

[median owl]

yea

[mental oxide]

i'm on macOS.

[median owl]

wait for a sale

[waxen sphinx]

investigating

[crisp finch]

skill issue

[mental oxide]

mwah

[waxen sphinx]

https://isthereanydeal.com/game/celeste/info/

[sly spear]

r/wine

[waxen sphinx]

it's on sale rn

[sly spear]

Man that is the wrong subreddit

[waxen sphinx]

go buy

[mental oxide]

i hate wine sorry

[median owl]

/10

wdym

[mental oxide]

I HATE EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER

[crisp finch]

its funny how we have very similar color scheme

[sly spear]

Yeah who tf actually uses different launchers 😭

I either buy it on steam if it's cheap or just pirate

[mental oxide]

blud streamin' HSR

[crisp finch]

what?

[median owl]

not even streaming

[crisp finch]

im not even in voice channel tho

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-fat-man-when-the-gif-22060334

Me when i drink a potion that randomly changes my shirt

Eated it

I just said

[median owl]

[sly spear]

Why do you just HAVE THAT EMOJI on standby

[median owl]

[sly spear]

I daily drive ligma linux (best distro)

[median owl]

:)

[mental oxide]

i love ASCII art

[median owl]

where is this from

[mental oxide]

Needy Streamer Overload

[deep token]

meow

[deep token]

why are you playing it in italian

[mental oxide]

because... i'm... italian?

[deep token]

🍝

[median owl]

I am not streaming

I love discord summaries

Such an amazing feature

[deep token]

meow

i am meowing

[digital kettle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/xfjgip3chmorabZQNHVAxPr91l75C0Crqwr8H1urKSE/https/github.com/Discord-Datamining/Discord-Datamining/assets/28404851/e6957768-4ac4-4dc6-b15e-f77c6494eb3d?format=webp&width=1025&height=465 why discord

why gay is money

[mental oxide]

what's wrong with this

[mental oxide]

every app icon is nitro locked

[digital kettle]

the pride icons are with money

it stupid but

[mental oxide]

i don't get the backlash behind locking pride icons with nitro

every other app icon is the same

lol

[sly spear]

Yeah if it was like "pay 15 dollars for special GAY ICONS!!" then id get it but it's exactly the same as every other app icon ever, just locked behind nitro

They're not overcharging, nobody is gonna buy nitro just for pride icons

[mental oxide]

feels like people get irritated by the smallest thing

[lapis lava]

true

[median owl]

I mean most people that complain are just some twitter normies and reddit users no?

[crisp finch]

americans be like

[mental oxide]

mostly reddit

no one reads twitter

[sly spear]

I know a few people who are just upset with everything discord does

[median owl]

true

[mental oxide]

so do i

[sly spear]

Idrc either way

[mental oxide]

i still vouch for getting legacy tabs v2 back

[median owl]

aaah how could they implement more useful features

[mental oxide]

reddit ruined everything

[sly spear]

Discord has a few shitty parts but it's still MARGINALLY BETTER than any other well known chat app

[mental oxide]

i'm starting to get fed up by the amount of irritation

[lapis lava]

tbh old tabsv2 with the kotlin app responsiveness would be soo good

[lapis lava]

only one that may be better would be telegram

[crisp finch]

guilded

[lapis lava]

you need horroroblox account to create.

[sly spear]

True but it's still lacking in community support and features

[crisp finch]

i know

[mental oxide]

telegram is nowhere similar to discord, telegram is whatsapp but more open

discord is radically different

[lapis lava]

yop

[sly spear]

Guilded? more like DEADded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Follow for more amazing jokes

[crisp finch]

[mental oxide]

don't tell reddit but blurple might change hex again

[fickle cosmos]

Room leaked

[sly spear]

I will implement anti sam quoter system to quoter

[crisp finch]

yeah sure

sam the dictator

[mental oxide]

@crisp finch @sly spear

[crisp finch]

#1032200195582197831 message

[sly spear]

Man the new discord branding is so good

I hate the new main color but bruhh it's super nice

[mental oxide]

YEAH ONG

i changed idea about it

i used to think it was too childish

but now i very much ball with it

[sly spear]

Specifically the site home page now

I will kiss their ui designer

[crisp finch]

i love this plugin

[keen pike]

idc i use the vennie icon

[crisp finch]

wat?

[sly spear]

STOP ABUSING ME WITH MY OWN PLUGIN GOD DAMNIT

[crisp finch]

[mental oxide]

knowing discord they'll never do it but i wish this was the default app icon

instead of a darker standard icon

[crisp finch]

you know what i will do?

[keen pike]

i use the vennie icon on pc

[keen pike]

good morning btw

[mental oxide]

cute pfp

[crisp finch]

send it?

[mental oxide]

gmmm

[sly spear]

We should be allowed a profile readme on discord

[crisp finch]

konputer

[sly spear]

So you can put images and formatting

That would be so good

[mental oxide]

revolt does that

[keen pike]

#🍬-vennie-gallery message

[crisp finch]

thasnks

[mental oxide]

you can even put codeblocks as about me on revolt

i love it

[grand crypt]

he fell

[keen pike]

thanks
your pfp is cute too

[mental oxide]

basil

[sly spear]

I've never heard of revolt before it looks really cool

[mental oxide]

good on paper but very much not active enough to main

[keen pike]

brasil

[crisp finch]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-im-going-to-brazil-dragon-ball-anime-power-gif-17772580

[unique wyvern]

hello going to brazil

[fickle cosmos]

Thanks for doing this to malwina

[keen pike]

if that's the case, then i'm already very op, i live in brazil

[misty zephyr]

I'm going to the

[keen pike]

THANK YOU

[digital kettle]

hai

[mental oxide]

good job, can you confirm that it's in fact brazilian and not portuguese?

[sly spear]

Revolt has community themes???

This is awesome dude

[mental oxide]

yeah

built in theme store

[digital kettle]

hai chat :3

i hate revolt

[mental oxide]

damn

[green pilot]

the speach bubble is below your name

[digital kettle]

at least

the owners-

of revolt

it took 9 months to merge a pr of mine

[mental oxide]

what repo? frontend?

[digital kettle]

mhm

[mental oxide]

frontend is ongoing huge rewrite

[keen pike]

brazilian is someone who lives in brazil, portuguese is the language of portugal and here, despite the differences

[digital kettle]

also

lea is aterrible person

[unique wyvern]

wrong

brazilians speak brazilian

[keen pike]

NOOO

[crisp finch]

console.log(("b" + "a" + + "a" + "a").toLowerCase())

[keen pike]

who is lea

[fickle cosmos]

No way

[prisma compass]

never gets old

[fickle cosmos]

Chat rate my dog (she's french)

[keen pike]

she's cute

cute face

[crisp finch]

i frogor the command for the bot

[fickle cosmos]

I wished discord had hide blocked messages baked in

[mental oxide]

talking about people getting irritated at the slightest thing

[fickle cosmos]

I like the new theme

[digital kettle]

i like the new website :3

[unique wyvern]

okay jokes aside i got a question

are portuguese and brazilian completely different languages

or are they close

like polish and czech

[keen pike]

brazilian is not a language

[unique wyvern]

or russian and ukrainian

[unique wyvern]

i meant spanish

not brazilian

[mental oxide]

the joke was that since there are way more brazilians than people from portugal the language should've been called brazilian

[crisp finch]

https://tenor.com/view/polska-better-call-saul-poland-november11th-11listopada-gif-23750177

[unique wyvern]

so are spanish and portuguese similar languages or are they very different

same as polish and czech

or russian and ukrainian

and french and canadian french

or german and austrian

[keen pike]

they are different languages, they are just similar

[unique wyvern]

okay so basically dialects got it

[willow heath]

TEMU IN BIO 💰

[keen pike]

yep

[keen pike]

i wish blocked messages were easier to see, something like, the message of the blocked person but you have to just click on the message to see it, or just leave the message in b&w to recognize that the person is blocked, better than to click individually on all messages

[keen pike]

yea

[crisp finch]

it should be that they pay you

[unique wyvern]

what

oh

[keen pike]

give me just the dlc

[unique wyvern]

you can’t own the dlc without owning the game

duhhhh

[keen pike]

damn i didn't think of that

rythm is back
cool

[mental oxide]

yep

[still basin]

why is everyone furry/anime in this server?

[lapis lava]

wrong

[keen pike]

I don't know about furry
but

[lapis lava]

vencord is trans girls

kissing

[keen pike]

hell yea

[still basin]

👍

FR

BRO

[lapis lava]

https://media.tenor.com/6DzMW0GRm4AAAAAM/keyboard-caps-lock.gif

[still basin]

@lapis lava how did you get custom badge? like the vencord plugin badge?

[still basin]

AAAAAAAA

[lapis lava]

you get custom badge by donating to vee

[keen pike]

contribute to vencord's github

[balmy rover]

They just said trans girls 💀

[lapis lava]

vencord badge by contributing

[keen pike]

i mean

[crisp finch]

furry/anime

[sudden sun]

meow

[crisp finch]

kekw

[keen pike]

vee's github

[still basin]

how are you using custom emoji in profile without nitro?

[still basin]

hell

[keen pike]

trans women are cute, precious

[lapis lava]

by using them before i lost nitro

[still basin]

legends:

[lapis lava]

how old are you btw

[still basin]

18945623

[crisp finch]

transwomen need to be protected