🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[drowsy cypress]

It’s nice to swim

[wintry crane]

Is that the pond in your garden?

[fickle cosmos]

Yes

[keen kernel]

(it's a video that's why blurry)

[white halo]

It's nice to sit nearby, but it doesn't look like nice to swim

[drowsy cypress]

Also you probably wouldn’t feel as anxious around big body’s of water

[fickle cosmos]

Real

[wintry crane]

That's a nice pond

I like it

[fickle cosmos]

Yeah

[fickle cosmos]

I even have a full forest in my back garden

[white halo]

I'm trying to learn every time, but without success

[drowsy cypress]

You probably need someone to teach you, that’s how I learned

[stark herald]

hi gays >w<

[fickle cosmos]

I know how to swim I just don't know how to swim

[keen junco]

I recognize that tree on the right, punk. See you in 10 minutes

[keen kernel]

What in the god damn hell

[fickle cosmos]

Where is it then

[white halo]

My gf and one friend actually helped me... at least not to drown

[drowsy cypress]

I fw this image heavy

[fickle cosmos]

Why

[keen junco]

Behind your house

[drowsy cypress]

It’s a vibe

[fickle cosmos]

Where's my house

[keen junco]

At your location

[fickle cosmos]

I rode down it on my bike and ended up near the "pond" lol

[fickle cosmos]

Where's my location

[copper turtle]

meow

[drowsy cypress]

I feel thats the most important skill to learn when swimming

[keen kernel]

OMG I FOUND WHAT IM GETTING

FREE 144HZ MONITOR

(ignore picture)

[fickle cosmos]

*panel not included

[unique wyvern]

i mean tbf just repair the screen

the screen itself is probably just broken

[keen kernel]

What in the

[keen junco]

Are you lost or why do you ask me

[fickle cosmos]

Yeah I'm lost

[keen kernel]

I freaking love this

Just look at it

[fickle cosmos]

I can't get back to my house

[white halo]

well if repair costs more than the monitor itself you can throw it tbh

[fickle cosmos]

Yep

Just like how my phone screen was 140£ to get repaired

[wintry crane]

thats a lot of pounds

[rapid aurora]

selling my mirror

[fickle cosmos]

And I go and break the top glass making it require another new screen 💀

[fickle cosmos]

Beast

[wintry crane]

My phone almost costs that

[white halo]

[fickle cosmos]

What phone is it

[white halo]

I don't have any protection on my phone and i drop it every 2month

[wintry crane]

It was in offer so now it's probably more

[jolly temple]

css * { this.studentmanager = this.toilet; } } get on steam last schoolday, can't kill is bloat

[wintry crane]

redmi note 13 pro

168€

[fickle cosmos]

Mines the pixel 6a

[keen kernel]

Remember when I sent this

[wintry crane]

this is my fault

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1796287752918720677

[wintry crane]

sorry guys

[rapid aurora]

not bad
I have a question is it still smooth

[fickle cosmos]

Smooth?

Wdym

[wintry crane]

I can't upload photo so

no proof 4 u

[drowsy cypress]

Right cause that’s what people know him for

[wintry crane]

also it's the 4g version

[fickle cosmos]

Imagine not having 5G

[rapid aurora]

idk last time I was interested in 6a was 2 years ago
I wonder if it's laggy in 2024 I might buy the 7a or 8

[wintry crane]

for what

[fickle cosmos]

It's not laggy for me at all

[wintry crane]

worse battery? worse cpu?

[copper turtle]

selling broken ipod

[white halo]

oh

[fickle cosmos]

🗣️🔥

[rapid aurora]

nice

[drowsy cypress]

What a choker god damn

[white halo]

I spent 90% of my life at home, why would i need a 5g

[fickle cosmos]

🗿

[white halo]

I don't even spent my 10gb per month

[fickle cosmos]

I'm home and need 5G

[wintry crane]

Hi home

[white halo]

why

[fickle cosmos]

I will seriously block you

[keen kernel]

Oh my god

[wintry crane]

:(

[fickle cosmos]

Cause all the broadband is too slow for high of a price

[copper turtle]

DELL POWEREDGE!!!!

[fickle cosmos]

I already blocked someone for it

[copper turtle]

I LOVE DELL POWEREDGE...

[keen kernel]

LOOK AT THE SPECS

[drowsy cypress]

I’m sorry for anyone who read that

[wintry crane]

perc i3 raid sucks

[keen kernel]

I did

[wintry crane]

like it's fucking terrible

i6 is the same

[crisp finch]

hi sorry for anyone who read that

[mossy nebula]

65 dollar 48 gigs guys

[white halo]

hi malwina

weren't you timeouted?

[crisp finch]

yes

no clue for what

[keen kernel]

[wintry crane]

I love my lamp

[pine zephyr]

hmmmmmm

[wintry crane]

kalflhisafhljñikaflñhjk~

[copper turtle]

did you meow too much

[crisp finch]

no clue

ig i will never know

[copper turtle]

zeet

[drowsy cypress]

If it didn’t have that black and white part showing it’d probably look a lot better

[wintry crane]

crazy lol i recommend it in malwina

I'm waiting for the day I get timed out for this

[crisp finch]

block button just existing

[keen kernel]

Bad news everyone

This is in a different state

[copper turtle]

Ok and

[keen kernel]

too far...,

[copper turtle]

buy it anyway :3

[copper turtle]

dell poweredge good

[fickle cosmos]

Just drive

[copper turtle]

just walk there silly

[wintry crane]

https://i.imgur.com/8EMKwZ2.jpeg

[crisp finch]

oop

[copper turtle]

and carry a large metal box

[wintry crane]

oop

Objerct Oridented prgaming

[white halo]

[wintry crane]

I'm not gonna fix the typos

[copper turtle]

just walk duh

[keen kernel]

So True

[fickle cosmos]

My bank has this

[wintry crane]

isn't it optional

[fickle cosmos]

Yeah

[wintry crane]

why would I care then

[jolly temple]

forgot how are yall feel

[keen kernel]

Oh yeah they said delivery may be available as extra

[frigid prawn]

where is this listed in

[wintry crane]

wait

kevin reads words from codeblocks

that means

[fickle cosmos]

Real

[white halo]

Can't they just send a package??

or how does it works in the us

[keen junco]

Rare Riot Games W

[keen kernel]

Facebook marketplace

[frigid prawn]

No like

where

geographically

[keen kernel]

Virginia

[paper gate]

@frigid prawn hii

[frigid prawn]

rip

if I was close to it I would 100% buy that

[keen kernel]

I'll buy it for u dw

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun

im free

[paper gate]

hi free

[wintry crane]

how you gonna give it to them though

[unique wyvern]

greatest pepsi ad ever

[wintry crane]

  if (dbg_info) {
    if (cc->flags&CCF_AOT_COMPILE)
      dbg_info->body[num_lines]=rip+aotc->rip;
    else
      dbg_info->body[num_lines]=rip+buf;
  }

[narrow galleon]

i nearly mistook what you were referring to as a w

[keen kernel]

Who said anything about that?

[keen junco]

What

[narrow galleon]

i nearly got mad

i thought u meanr

the name being banned was a w

[paper gate]

guh?

[wintry crane]

duh

[narrow galleon]

mraowr

[wintry crane]

meow

[copper turtle]

mrrow

[wintry crane]

mrrrow

mrrrp

[narrow galleon]

mrraoaaaoaowrrr

[white halo]

meow

[narrow galleon]

youmu!!

mrraaoww[r mrrrp miaaouu nyaaa

[wintry crane]

what is that

[wintry crane]

uh

[wintry crane]

is it really like that

[sand citrus]

_ _

[white halo]

What

[wintry crane]

_ _

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056566487327977525/1245841714707697756/rapidsave.com_8v6oqh103i3d1.gif?ex=665a3803&is=6658e683&hm=d653e1bdb5f412e740c69e9054d66a11cfd0a1f5ae04db225cc29cbdc6c99479&

[drowsy cypress]

Keyboard? more like gayboard!

[paper gate]

5 dolor

[keen kernel]

Do I get?

What's a red dragon keyboard

[copper turtle]

a bad dragon keyboard

[wintry crane]

good dragon keyboard

[drowsy cypress]

Just by looking at it it looks like it’d be mushy

[jolly temple]

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

[wintry crane]

mrrrrrrrrrrrrp

[copper turtle]

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

[wintry crane]

kevin copied my message!

I'm so happy!!!!!!

[drowsy cypress]

Looks like a steam punk keyboard

[wintry crane]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[drowsy cypress]

Also why the fn key like that

[wintry crane]

ssshhh

it's like that

[light cedar]

meow

[keen kernel]

These are my parameters for a keyboard:

Needs FN keys

Preferred numpad

I shouldn't be able to break the keys by picking at them

how the hell do I proceed

[glass shell]

me when i have to learn literal quantum physics to tell a friend not only the conductivity gel is made of moon dust in portal but also the walls of the test chambers and most of aperture science

[paper gate]

hii @glass shell

I love quantum physics

[dull anvil]

meow

[drowsy cypress]

Pretty 😍

[sudden sun]

do you promise not to leak

[wintry crane]

too much text

sorry that happened

[drowsy cypress]

The bugs under my skin want to come out and do a silly little dance

[keen kernel]

$30, good deal?

[light cedar]

no way is that famous twitch streamer finter

[drowsy cypress]

If it’s the same one yes

[dull anvil]

no it isn't him

[keen kernel]

Different

[drowsy cypress]

It looks pretty clean imo

[glass shell]

basically i ranted about portal and the science involved in it to prove a point for a while and all my friend had to said was "autistic obsession with what the walls are made of" and he is so right

[fallow pawn]

I don't leak stuff like that

[paper gate]

like what

[drowsy cypress]

If it’s not mechanical I’d do a double take

[fallow pawn]

If stuff is meant to be private its gonna stay private

[sudden sun]

im sorry i just have trust issues at this point

[copper turtle]

meow

[fallow pawn]

its ok

[paper gate]

gabbagool

[glass shell]

reminder

[slate aspen]

remind

[wintry crane]

mrrrow

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1239299467895902279/LowResAni_-_1789377435105911198.gif

[glass shell]

anything you say in my dms has a chance to get leaked

[paper gate]

Samie I can't see

help

[glass shell]

if i find something funny or weird I WILL post screenshots and I WILL make fun of you

[wintry crane]

anything you say in my dms has 0 chance to get leaked

even if it's the most illegal shit

at most you get a block

[slate aspen]

what if discord leaks it to the feds

smh

[keen kernel]

No way

It's not listed anymore

[glass shell]

look at this fucking loser

[keen kernel]

SOMEONE MUSTVE BOUGHT IT

[wintry crane]

dam bro let me bomb discord rn so it doesn't happen

[keen kernel]

Ahhhh

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-whipspider-threat-violence-gif-14727689512195828452

[sudden sun]

[wintry crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvrlMOF-CfY

random video

[jolly temple]

doesn't wear sandals with frogs :(

[copper turtle]

doesn't wear sandals with frogs :(

[wintry crane]

💀

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[wintry crane]

socks and sandals

I love

[keen kernel]

I fucking want this

[wintry crane]

cool

👍

[copper turtle]

Woaj.,...

[near ravine]

goodnight everyone

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn invited :3

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mihoyo-genshin-impact-genshin-wink-wink-klee-gif-20176330

[wintry crane]

I'm not in?

[glass shell]

who dmd me with like

way too many meows for a message

and proceeded to block me

[fallow pawn]

they want u or something

[glass shell]

ew no

[sudden sun]

true

[copper turtle]

Sorry i did not block

[sudden sun]

i would probably not pull for klee

[stiff urchin]

nini

[glass shell]

oh damn

[copper turtle]

i disabled dm

[glass shell]

oh

[sudden sun]

my sister already has klee

[fallow pawn]

Good night!

[wintry crane]

                if (this.Toilet != null)
                {
                        this.Toilet = null;
                }

[fallow pawn]

I need to download another sdk

[copper turtle]

dvi to hdmi adapter

[glass shell]

what

the fuck

[sudden sun]

sowwy

[fallow pawn]

my sdks are so fucked btw

I modified some of them manually

[sudden sun]

in what way

o

[fallow pawn]

to remove the "not available on .."

[wintry crane]

       private string RandomSound(int Length)
        {
                return new string((from s in Enumerable.Repeat<string>("ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", Length)
                select s[ToiletFlushScript.random.Next(s.Length)]).ToArray<char>());
        }

[sudden sun]

o

[fallow pawn]

xd

[sudden sun]

i should fuck around with adding uikit to watchos sdk

[fallow pawn]

thats

something

[sudden sun]

do it

you can make apps for it that are good then

[fallow pawn]

if swiftui is available I wouldnt doubt uikit would also be there

[wintry crane]

this.Flush(this.toilet);

[fallow pawn]

though I would probably just stick with whatevers available on a watch

[sudden sun]

uikit isn’t available on watchos

[fallow pawn]

isnt swiftui a wrapper for that

[sudden sun]

but all ios frameworks are on watchos

[sudden sun]

almost, swiftui uses pepperuicore

[fallow pawn]

oh I know how to make that stuff work

I did it with my loader app

trolley

[sudden sun]

wdym

[fallow pawn]

idk I see no point in doing all that though for something going on the appstore

[fallow pawn]

iokit framework not available on tv

[sudden sun]

o

ic

pepperuicore is watchos only

its a bunch of uikit subclasses

[paper gate]

h

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-head-rub-cute-smile-blushing-gif-16410948

[sudden sun]

patpat

[fallow pawn]

I have a bunch of free time now

Can't wait

[jolly temple]

thank god richard stallmans website :3

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn genshin had a cat-petting event a few months ago

[copper turtle]

unc0ver jailbreak

[fickle cosmos]

cheese

[pure sentinel]

hi

[fallow pawn]

the source code is the worst thing ive ever seen

[wintry crane]

cheese burger

[fickle cosmos]

america pov

[pure sentinel]

without cheese

[fickle cosmos]

then it's just a burger

[fallow pawn]

I have no idea how watch stuff works

[pure sentinel]

no i want a cheeseburger without cheese

[fickle cosmos]

then you'll get a burger

cheese + burger = cheese burger
chesse + burger - cheese = burger

[pure sentinel]

no, its a different thing!!

where is your manager

[fickle cosmos]

I am the manager

[paper gate]

clock

[pure sentinel]

uhhhh

uu

hhbjib

n

[copper turtle]

trolley

[fickle cosmos]

leak for what

[fallow pawn]

ur not special

[fickle cosmos]

yay moment

[fallow pawn]

this version is specifically for ios 13.3

[pure sentinel]

yay!!!!!

[fickle cosmos]

I just realized I had to bluetooth icons

[pure sentinel]

party!!!!

[fallow pawn]

unless its just the ipa

then

[copper turtle]

Says who

[fickle cosmos]

me

[copper turtle]

Meanie

[wintry crane]

what is that

[fickle cosmos]

I know I'm a meanie

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun cant compile

because

some of your depends are private

[sudden sun]

which ones

[fallow pawn]

colorcube

[sudden sun]

oops

[fallow pawn]

What Is This

[fickle cosmos]

Leave it's privates alone!

I'll be telling the Sargent about this!

[sudden sun]

colorcube is public

[wintry crane]

I'm so confused

what are they talking about

[sudden sun]

https://github.com/llsc12/ColorCube/

[fallow pawn]

hold on

[fickle cosmos]

i dont know

[fallow pawn]

shit I just read it

[sudden sun]

oop

[glass shell]

buh

[sudden sun]

you can change it probably dw

[terse perch]

Just update the system

[wintry crane]

just update your drivers

[fallow pawn]

nah

[fallow pawn]

??

[sudden sun]

silly people

silly people

oops

[wintry crane]

crazy lol i recommend it in malwina

ugh

[fickle cosmos]

best laptop ever

[fallow pawn]

bloated neofetch

[wintry crane]

do tray icons

[fickle cosmos]

it's fastfetch

[wintry crane]

open where you clicked them

[fallow pawn]

dont care it looks like neofetch

[fickle cosmos]

what

[wintry crane]

or open as a window in the middle of the screen

[crude fern]

use hyfetch

[fickle cosmos]

never

[wintry crane]

respond to my question

[fickle cosmos]

what question

[jolly temple]

got approved yippeeeeee

[crude fern]

why

[wintry crane]

yippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeeeyippeeeeee

[fallow pawn]

good job

[wintry crane]

do tray icons open where you clicked them or open as a window in the middle of the screen

[fickle cosmos]

what the fuck does this mean

[fickle cosmos]

because I will never use it

[wintry crane]

kde taskbar tray fucking icons

click it

where does it open

[crude fern]

20/10

[keen junco]

@paper gate ouhhh husbant

[fallow pawn]

oh this means

[crude fern]

if only gentoo logo looked as good in hyfetch

[fallow pawn]

I need newer xcode probably..

I need to change this to work lower

[fickle cosmos]

WHAT DOP YOU MEAN

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun change hugs_for_me_and_you

[sudden sun]

did it work

[fickle cosmos]

[glass shell]

buh

[fallow pawn]

Did whag work

[sudden sun]

compiling

after you changed package tools to 5.9

[fickle cosmos]

IP leaked

[sudden sun]

or did you mean you want me to change it

[fallow pawn]

I didnt change it i wanted u to do ut

🥺

[fickle cosmos]

why is https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/ip2map?ip=2a04:4a43:8b1f:f432:df46:f98:cc46:1267 different compared to https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/ip2map?ip=188.31.71.209 (same connection just v6/v4)

I think discord just hates embedding

[wintry crane]

because a ip doesn't really relate a geographical location

[fickle cosmos]

No shit

[wintry crane]

then why surprised

that it's different

stupid

[fickle cosmos]

shush you

[crisp finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187599535262924842/1230149836011995327/meow.gif?ex=6632454f&is=661fd04f&hm=457e9617e76a987d13613c1c057668af459f984498d73e2fd185a1429392e87e&

[wintry crane]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

it's a massive gap doe

28 minutes compared to like 3-4 hours

[wintry crane]

crazy lol i recommend it in malwina

[sand citrus]

[copper turtle]

Libearl fetch

[open pasture]

@shadow owl hello

how do I talk to him

why he doesn't answer 🤣

[fallow pawn]

you dont

[dull anvil]

if you meow a 100 times he may answer(he won't)

[copper turtle]

didn't work

[sand citrus]

i wonder

[dull anvil]

try it into the mirror

[sand citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735563479498621070/1198070886847217674/pate9.gif

[fickle cosmos]

this is taking the piss now

[light cedar]

because geoip inaccuracies can be up to 500 miles or more

[fickle cosmos]

so ur telling me my IP geo can be in fucking belguim

[copper turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1245838240053985451.gif?size=160&name=spinny+blahaj

[light cedar]

no no

in country

geoip -> country has a way higher accuracy than city/town/block

[fickle cosmos]

[sand citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165110465509195798/1230885197516509296/caption.gif?ex=6659dc2b&is=66588aab&hm=01ba454a9d0d0195b5a32ad2908137e3fd6b4fd65b79737413dfcede67acff85&

[drowsy cypress]

I think

[crisp finch]

that's rare here

[sudden sun]

ok will do

sorry was watching cars 2

but i stopped

@fallow pawn i fixed it

just update deps

[jolly temple]

morning c

[sand citrus]

morning

c

2 contributors

[wintry crane]

I think my car is manipulating me

Cat

[sand citrus]

manipulate it back

[wintry crane]

How

[sand citrus]

idk

cuddle it then abandon

[wintry crane]

Ok

[sand citrus]

its feelings will get hurt

maybe

idk if those creatures have feelings

[wintry crane]

I can't

Too cute

[sand citrus]

Racism is lowkey bad

[wintry crane]

I failed

[sand citrus]

epic fail

[copper turtle]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

[final raven]

me fr

[fickle cosmos]

🗣️ 🔥

[keen kernel]

https://www.theonion.com/trump-executed-1850257714

[light cedar]

one can dream

[jaunty stag]

crazy how hes guilty for everything

[sand citrus]

me to

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[warm zenith]

the onion is my favorite news outlet i trust it

[unique wyvern]

what?

yeah i doubt your geoip accuracy can be off by like 800 kilometers

50 miles at most maybe

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1796307927097335943

[light cedar]

technically speaking there is no maximum limit for possible inaccuracy

[keen junco]

are you sure about that

what if i was on the moon

where would it show me

[light cedar]

it probably wouldn't

either that or show you as some random location on earth

[keen junco]

geoip is just a list of locations that the isp says an IP is at

[light cedar]

yop

[ripe willow]

that is 100% inaccurate

lol

[keen junco]

this lowkey goes hard

[ripe willow]

damn gannon

[sand citrus]

its accurate

that s me

[sudden sun]

meow

[sand citrus]

would u wear

[keen junco]

no i wouldn't wear a dress

[sand citrus]

why not

did u ever try

[keen junco]

no and don't want to either

[ripe willow]

no, that shit not my style

[sand citrus]

me neither but like

[jolly temple]

still depressed all but does my point to wait my brain cant properly pair to watchos

[sand citrus]

at the same time

[ripe willow]

though, if you could print a malformed syn packet on a jacket

I would wear it

I love the malformed syn jacket

[sand citrus]

shut up nerd /s

[fallow pawn]

@verbal ledge

[sudden sun]

gm

@fallow pawn turns out it was colorcube on 5.10

[sand citrus]

like can i know for sure if i dislike it before i try it

[sudden sun]

@somber leaf hmmm

[winter needle]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/30/politics/donald-trump-hush-money-trial-verdict/index.html

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fleet meteor]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/dws________/status/1796305173402509494?s=46&t=QdQOtOaY6ANj4-5YKAtvsw

[fickle cosmos]

i have been trying so hard just to get into fucking grub on my oracle instance

why is it SO FUCKING HARD

[keen junco]

Because I want to

[fickle cosmos]

what

[winter needle]

why do you want grub so hard

[keen junco]

I'm making your life more difficult so you can feel more happy when you finally overcome the obstacles I've placed in front of you

[fickle cosmos]

i hate grub

[fickle cosmos]

Might of nuked my OS without changing my VPS ssh keys

and uh

yeah

[stiff urchin]

then use the recovery shell :p

assuming you made an account with a password

[fickle cosmos]

So thing is

I kinda didnt

[keen junco]

Sending, check your transactions

[fickle cosmos]

shit I lost grub cli

[keen junco]

Oopsies

[fickle cosmos]

ok i fucked up

[stiff urchin]

rip

[fickle cosmos]

its stuck at this

it rebooted but I missed it fuck sake

[sudden sun]

@stiff urchin hiiiiii

[desert goblet]

i sure wish i had a FUCKING T5 TORX SCREWDRIVER

[fickle cosmos]

i have one

[stiff urchin]

hiiii

[desert goblet]

i wish.

[sudden sun]

hru

[desert goblet]

im trying to fix my oculus controllers drift and THE CLOSEST I HAVE ARE FUCKING T7’S AND THEY DONT WORK

[sudden sun]

almost no volume

fr

[fickle cosmos]

this is the 345345345th time i have rebooted my vps

[deep swallow]

helo

[sly spear]

Just spray wd40 contact cleaners on the sticks

[desert goblet]

i dont have a t5 torx screwdriver, what makes you think i have wd40

[stiff urchin]

im ok just stressed

hbu

[sly spear]

WHAT KIND OF MAD MAN DOESN'T HAVE WD40 IN THEIR HOME

[grand crypt]

FWAEH

[fickle cosmos]

Get fucked ubuntu

[sudden sun]

[sudden sun]

eepy

[stiff urchin]

[stiff urchin]

go eep silly

[sudden sun]

too tired to eep

:c

[stiff urchin]

how can you be too tired to sleep

[fickle cosmos]

I hate iptables

[steep spire]

I am so retarded

[fickle cosmos]

Nah I am

[steep spire]

I want to quit life and kill myself

[jolly temple]

anymore

[steep spire]

Yeah me too kevin

is there an exit button somewhere

[crisp finch]

i have WD69

[steep spire]

Ive been looking for it

[jaunty stag]

this chat can be wholesome, racist or extremely depressing

its never the first

[desert goblet]

me

ive literally searched everywhere once

[steep spire]

I fr feel like I fuck up everything I do

I really hate my fucking stupid fucking autism

I hate myself

[willow heath]

wd40 is fucking goated

[worthy zinc]

or just people saying “meow”

[jaunty stag]

meow :3

[unique wyvern]

can you stop saying that

not everyone wants to read that shit

[steep spire]

yeah i know

mb

[slender isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722926211667460146/1239013762908950608/gif.gif

[steep spire]

this is sot rue

[sudden sun]

idk

[copper turtle]

is everyone okay :(

[paper gate]

hug

[hybrid thorn]

Is this support channel

[glossy swallow]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[hybrid thorn]

I just joined for stickers

[worthy zinc]

and you should stay for the awesome cat photos that get sent here

[hybrid thorn]

Good idea

[sand citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535469236802551811/793138081736949780/output.gif?ex=6659ec66&is=66589ae6&hm=a7f75998664d9ae55434755055d613b1d924260d6042087587124fe8b2932f2f&

[dull anvil]

🪞

[daring cloud]

the fuck did I just watch

is it something that I should start pipewire for

oh shit wrong server's off-topic

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-masters-thorton-white-name-volknernation-poma-gif-23114488

[paper gate]

@rapid aurora you

[rapid aurora]

@paper gate uoy

[paper gate]

gwa gwa

[rapid aurora]

gwa

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

yop

[open pasture]

Pass the winrar

[crisp finch]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-dogs-cute-boop-woop-gif-12176044

[open pasture]

Fake nose

[crisp finch]

👍

[open pasture]

[paper gate]

hii@open pasture

[open pasture]

Hiii

[past torrent]

https://x.com/i/status/1793988143064252501

We ball (Over 100k signs waiting on save.tf)

[tight sapphire]

what are the best discord experiments yall have found

[keen junco]

Bottom surgery

[keen junco]

Real

[paper gate]

Marvin mold

[magic root]

what theme is that

i wants

:/

i tried making an terminal-irc theme once

its mid tho

?

[jolly temple]

hair force kevinboard

[magic root]

huh

?

[paper gate]

@magic root hi

[magic root]

yeah ik lol

how did you make a theme if you're bad at css tho]

[magic root]

haii

?

what

no my theme is fine performance wise

how does one make unoptimized css 😭

[slate aspen]

I mean it's possible

But not easy

[rain coral]

why is this on wrangler code

[winter girder]

nop

[dawn iris]

No operation

"do nothing"

[magic root]

wait i got it

*, *:hover, *:active, *:focus: { animation: 99999s silly; }
@keyframes silly { from { opacity: 0; } to { opacity: 1; } }

[winter girder]

Why don't you just do null

Unless this is typescript

[copper turtle]

meow

[remote panther]

vencorn 🌽

[rapid aurora]

heyyyyy (with rizz)

[daring cloud]

null() panics

[rapid aurora]

hru doing guys (with rizz)

[copper turtle]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

meow

[copper turtle]

meow

[open pasture]

How would smoking work in space

[fickle cosmos]

meow

[copper turtle]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

meow

[copper turtle]

meow

[dull anvil]

meow

[open pasture]

Finster

[fickle cosmos]

meow

A song I have been waiting for to come out has finally come out 🗣️🔥

[copper turtle]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

meow

[copper turtle]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

Why am I here meowing when I said I'd go to sleep 30 minutes ago

🗿

[sly spear]

Quick someone give me a stupid plugin idea

The voices

[strange imp]

🗿
one more meow and im gonna record my meow in mp3

[copper turtle]

meow button in chat box

[sly spear]

Fine.

[copper turtle]

so you can click the button and get the word meow instantly

[daring cloud]

don't turn :foo: into :foo:?

< :foo: 123 >

oh real plugin idea

remove the “Foo is typing” line

[sly spear]

Css

[daring cloud]

replace it with bouncing avatars on top of the message box

[keen kernel]

Css

Maybe

[daring cloud]

can you load the avatar via css

[small cloak]

and its spinach

[keen kernel]

There's already a plugin to load avatars

[open pasture]

There is a plugin available already that replaces their names with their avatars

[keen kernel]

So just that plus css

[daring cloud]

also idea

[keen kernel]

🗿 but for husks and some other sound effect of your choosing

[daring cloud]

when receiving a ```luamsg block, evaluate it (in a sandbox ofc) and replace it with the return value

[sly spear]

I actually made that ages ago

[daring cloud]

e.g. luamsg return "foo"; would turn into foo

[sly spear]

With whatever emojis you want

[fickle cosmos]

Yes

[dull anvil]

haii

[fickle cosmos]

(It doesn't really) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBX04xsuFQ

[boreal torrent]

Has anyone here played Xenoblade Chronicles? Is it any good?

[keen kernel]

Make plugin that allows people to start any activity by id without activity test mode

[fickle cosmos]

This shit came out less than a hour ago

[daring cloud]

hide the message box entirely https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1129896217502023810.png?quality=lossless&name=trol&size=48

[jolly temple]

right?m

[open pasture]

[fickle cosmos]

Nice embed

[boreal torrent]

zzz

[jaunty stag]

best gaming advice 2024

[fickle cosmos]

Ew light mode

[keen kernel]

The real troll was the embed

Making me click the link was the troll

[boreal torrent]

fuck off

[daring cloud]

new idea: since <> around urls hides embed, make >< force embed (even without permissions)

[fickle cosmos]

Helllooo wanna abuse my website again

[fickle cosmos]

No can do

[sly spear]

meow

@copper turtle IT WORKS

[copper turtle]

MEOW

[sly spear]

meow

[daring cloud]

or messagelogger but it can be synced real-time between devices (and is saved ofc)

[copper turtle]

meow

[jaunty stag]

privacy horror

[keen kernel]

plugin idea: desktop goose rewritten in js and placed into vencord

[daring cloud]

database is self-hosted

[keen kernel]

Too lazy

I need all messages synced to a third party server NOW!!

[fickle cosmos]

Ykw

[daring cloud]

make it a nixos module that automatically spins up a postgres db

[fickle cosmos]

Chat do I make a vencord plugin? (I have no fucking clue how to)

[daring cloud]

step 1, acquire vencord source

[fickle cosmos]

Step 1. I already died sorry

I didn't ask you

You're not chat

[daring cloud]

also using self-built revokes #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 access

[open pasture]

Their irl name is chat

[daring cloud]

(I already don't have access because nixos)

[fickle cosmos]

You be quiet one letter nickname

[keen kernel]

Make database publicly searchable and hosted like messages.vencord.dev/browse

[fickle cosmos]

Basically spy.pet

[daring cloud]

automatically fire an announcement in all owned servers

[keen kernel]

OO

[open pasture]

Okay three letter nickname

[fickle cosmos]

Ok one letter nickname

[open pasture]

Fight me

[fickle cosmos]

Bet where

[keen kernel]

vencord plugin that basically does nothing except allows anyone to inject messages to any channel id

[daring cloud]

y'all have a codeoff

[keen kernel]

so you can make funny fake messages

[open pasture]

Here

[daring cloud]

oh that's what pinktext does pretty much

[keen kernel]

only for users of the plugin

[fickle cosmos]

Shii i can't drive here

Hell I can't drive at all

Legally ofc

[open pasture]

Yeah you're ducking me now

[keen kernel]

I mean like a website where you put a message and a channel id

[open pasture]

I get it

[keen kernel]

And everyone with the plugin enabled

[sly spear]

@copper turtle icon is a little scuffed but it's beautiful

[keen kernel]

Will get a message appear there

[open pasture]

Wait you're not old enough to drive?

[keen kernel]

if they have that channel

[fickle cosmos]

Check my bio

[copper turtle]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[sly spear]

meow

meow

[open pasture]

I'm fighting a kid on discord
Life sucks

[sly spear]

meow

meow

[fickle cosmos]

Fuck off

[dull anvil]

meow

[open pasture]

[fickle cosmos]

I have the brain of a child but the body of a 15 year old

You be quiet

[open pasture]

Both of a child yeah

[fickle cosmos]

At least I can code a functional site

[fickle cosmos]

That totally didn't have a data breach cause I used five server on 0.0.0.0

[copper turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1245838240053985451.gif?size=160&name=spinny+blahaj

[fickle cosmos]

Yes

[open pasture]

Add black stroke

[fickle cosmos]

Add black drop shadow or whatever the fuck it's called

[jolly temple]

unfortunately

[rapid aurora]

a lot of people trying to flirt with me in dms
it's bothering me

yea ik kevin

[fickle cosmos]

Me too (not a joke) (that 2nd part was a joke)

[open pasture]

Themes!

[open pasture]

W rizz frfr

[rapid aurora]

the problem is that I don't love anyone but myself irl

[open pasture]

Rizz or frfr?

[odd wave]

i could insult you if you want

[fickle cosmos]

I got Chinese people dming me about free bitcoin

[rapid aurora]

sure you can do that
I would be happy to get you banned anyways

[odd wave]

HEYY WHAT DID I DO

[fickle cosmos]

Chat do I boost this server

[odd wave]

no

[open pasture]

"First" is a common english word. Automodding it wouldn't be a good idea

[fickle cosmos]

answer pls

[open pasture]

No

[odd wave]

no

[fickle cosmos]

Fuck you

[odd wave]

gladly

[fickle cosmos]

What

[rapid aurora]

I gotta get glasses

[fickle cosmos]

[open pasture]

Nerd

User named fuck

[fickle cosmos]

Am I a nerd

[open pasture]

How would i know

But I'll say yes just in case

[fickle cosmos]

Hint: (I have no clue what any of this means)

[open pasture]

[sly spear]

@copper turtle this is your fault. #1032200195582197831 message

[rapid aurora]

nobody is ugly
if you think someone is ugly just so you know they didn't dress well

[copper turtle]

sorry :3

[odd wave]

dont be sorry

we love it

[fickle cosmos]

Tell me in dms

[open pasture]

I didn't say it was

[fickle cosmos]

Why nawt

The first image on my phone is details to my bank

[open pasture]

I agree

[odd wave]

guh

[fickle cosmos]

You should make a image that says "kurwa"

[odd wave]

whats kura

kura

kraw

fuck

[paper gate]

@odd wave

[sand citrus]

fuck in polish

[paper gate]

can you do this

[odd wave]

what

what

i mnean

[jolly temple]

erm hyperborea isnt under my tuition lmk

[paper gate]

yes

[odd wave]

yeah*

[fickle cosmos]

Ykw I'm making a vencord plugin

[open pasture]

These creatures have springs in their legs

[odd wave]

whats wysi mean

[open pasture]

They can do simple harmonic motion

[open pasture]

When you see it

[odd wave]

whats wysi actualy mean

[fickle cosmos]

@open pasture what was that other song you was listening to 💀

[odd wave]

OH SO I WAS RIGHT

im so amart

dmasrt

smartt

[fickle cosmos]

I saw that

No

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/AaAF51Gwbxo

Lore

[fickle cosmos]

Tell me the reason behind the fuck nickname or I'll tell everyone

[copper turtle]

meow

[rapid aurora]

person below me will get a punch kiss

[open pasture]

Take off the metal bracket perhaps

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-yabuki-corkscrew-punch-ashita-no-joe-anime-tomorrow's-joe-gif-6922997842201548669

[open pasture]

Person below will get 5 gazillion dollars

I lied

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/あしたのジョー-ashita-no-joe-yabuki-joe-joe-yabuki-depression-gif-24858469

[open pasture]

Solder it instead of screwing

[fickle cosmos]

Chat can someone send me 3£ via bank transfer I need Dr preper

[open pasture]

No

Drink water

[fickle cosmos]

I hate water (actually)

[open pasture]

Lame

Water is awesome

[fickle cosmos]

It's too fucking bland

[open pasture]

It's supposed to be

[fickle cosmos]

Idc

Chat do I exist

[open pasture]

No

Not for long

[fickle cosmos]

Why

[open pasture]

I'm approaching your location

[fickle cosmos]

Yay a friend

[open pasture]

[fickle cosmos]

I have to use fucking ethernet

[daring cloud]

why can't you just use regular ethernet

[fickle cosmos]

because fucking ethernet is faster

[winter girder]

<@&1237381028662874123>encord.dev#0000 around and find out

What

??

[sly spear]

Oh my god lmao

[jolly temple]

pathetic fool.

[open pasture]

Kinda?

[sly spear]

YEAH KEVIN

[winter girder]

Istg

[daring cloud]

who tf is @v

[open pasture]

Dont. I don't think I'll be of any help anyway 😭

[open pasture]

Me

[winter girder]

@open pasture around and find out

[sly spear]

If i was a discord employee i think id change my username to balls

[daring cloud]

@open pasture did that actually ping tho

[winter girder]

Jump

[daring cloud]

off

[sly spear]

DO NOT TELL KEVIN TO JUMNP

[strange imp]

keviiiin to the freedom

[copper turtle]

meow

[sly spear]

meow

https://open.spotify.com/track/21CJRNzdXlS0R4o2JjsHug?si=7f7ba327afab470b

[fickle cosmos]

🔥

[strange imp]

meow

[winter girder]

@cheesesamwich#0000 make a plugin with ultimate brain rot

[sly spear]

WHAT THE FUCK

[winter girder]

What the fuck is wrong with Pyoncord rn

[rotund girder]

hi

[boreal torrent]

Nintendo Wii U servers so fast what the hell

[rotund girder]

can someone send me vencord in private i can't see github website i get this error

ERR_ADDRESS_INVALID

[copper turtle]

No

:(

[boreal torrent]

Downloading at 70Mbps

[sly spear]

I am going to dm you a trojan

[rotund girder]

so nono

[boreal torrent]

Theres a tool that downloads Wii U games for free from official Nintendo servers

im using it

[sly spear]

No one under the age of 30 uses the laugh emoji unironically

[open pasture]

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-boomer-kid-cute-eye-roll-sassy-gif-16228319

That gif pained my soul to send jesus christ

[sand citrus]

im gonna be slapping my knee to vine compilations in 2193

[rapid viper]

genuinely everything on my computer ever

[elder geyser]

hello