#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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what does this mean?
touch starvation truly is an awful condition
it means die
hii gm
gold
yeah :hfgghhhhhh
oh
i am in need of basic human needs
and that need is love
erm that is uhhh not a gif
Moe Shop so good.
used to be one
100%
lmme fix it for u
oki
yes it is just keep pressing play right when it ends
wrong
I fucking love touch starvation
I hate being touched
wa
So you don't have touch starvation
this is how I imagine this server btw
idk touch starvation just makes my body feel uncomfortable and makes me needy
dawg bet ur fucking built like a twink I could destroy the shit outta you
I read showered as slept
i am built like something idk
ok but did you optimize it to 200 kb
vencord users are all built like twinks its true tho..
eeping for 18 hours straight and skipping a night is truly a normal thing to do
its not true
i'm not
i wish
im chubby
and 6'5
I'm no either
or 6'6
I am tho I can defeat everyone here
Nop but I used 1 command instead of ezgif so its superior
How much is that in cm
I'm here to support. I'll help you ensure this Kotlin programmer doesn't return
ffmpeg user spott3d
ezgif is the biggest fucking W out there fress
Hell nah
i am 6'1 and dysphoric about my height :3
195ish
lmfaoo
giant
198
o
oops
im literally a big teddy bear
what is a twink?
SAME!!
You
I'm ending right now.
hiii...
~<
nota and me big teddies together
im built like a bunny if you see me i probably look something like this -> 🐇
no way ur also 6'5
But I need to end you first.
no im only one of your characteristics
ngl I just mentally think everyone else is abnormally short and cope
chubby
yus
I will interrupt your thread in your sleep.
MNFGHH
Let's go to the gym together @jaunty remnant
fair
i love those
bnuy
What did Fres mean by this?
american candy yum
mating call
Excellent
how dare u
awa,,
wawawa
everyone is invited; join or twink 🥰
fres gets chicks by moaning loudly in public wtf.......
insane
its leg day
Insane
mrrrow
? 21?
WH Y SIT STILL SAYIG HTHIS
kevin no
Is Kevin… a think?
According to Google, you need 4-8 hugs a day for growth
a stick i want to break
into two
this is psychological torture hehe
i should really fix myself guhg
what the fuckkk lol😭
There is no fixing me
koi can i kobug
Evil wizards turn John into a wooden bowl
I'm only going to grow more insane
I dislike hugs ngl
and when i start taking estrogen i'm only going to grow bigger b
Hey Koi, can I attach JProfiler into your brain?
I can fix u
dawg I'm killing ya
I'll use instrumentation to measure what's taking up so much time
i'm aware
vc e mais quantos?
More of like a, what do they call an autopsy but the patient is alive?
ME FIRST
u won't win alone sorry
HAHA
my aunt has a pet prairie dog and i took a picture of him so now every time i open my gallery i see him staring at me
Then murder
i could never murder soneone thats so mean
dont kill koi
True
unironically death fucking terrifies me
I think there are perfectly valid scenarios where murder is acceptable or even expected
haii
why is Spotify suggesting so many weeb music
@jaunty remnant gm 
i do not understand death enough to go through it yet
I fucking ain't a weeb
I was scared of death for 3 months of sickness. This is all in the past.
Death does not scare me.
nom
there are no twinks in my favela

sou cria
can I bite anyone
No
me
gwa
Except Koi
chomp
AA
Neither
meh
DO NOT TRANSLATE WHAT KOI SAID
May 29th is national bite Koi day.
can't argue with red you arent real and keep teaching him
Please ensure that Koi is no longer touch starved and is instead well marked.
What kind of pics is kofhisho asking for ? Favela didn't translate
Cheers
got it
can I bite u
Slum
hood
Red like among us?
i will bite
too many bytes
yop I touched his organs and put them for sale
got 429
Theft!!
i love hsr
hello
Already did
Van I see the price list?
i am hayper
I'm in the market for a liver
hi hayper
first message I read in off-topic
@potent hearth gayper
yop
bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite
hey
$744 for the heart
i hateschoool so muhc
bite
i have to pull an allnighter
hi guys
Eat it
$1 for the brain
meow
i aint paying that much
not worth that much
what we doing here
yeah u can get it for free its worthless...
meowing
It might look cool in a jar
One dollar for Koi brain (WiFi cable included)
okay its like 2:30 ill go back to uncomfortably rolling around in my bed until it feels okay enough to fall asleep in
real
WiFi...cable? You mean Ethernet?
National bite Koi day
no wired wifi
@jaunty remnant vamo dar um role na tailandia
Liquid WiFi
that ain't a thing chief
I call it WiFi Kabel, long story old meme.
says who
Ou no butao
:3
I'll pay 2 dollars
guys is it weird to be chubby and want to date a chubby person
<:i:1165257616600092712> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1165258003356844163> 🇺🇸 English
@jaunty remnant let's go for a ride in Thailand
Portuguese
average discord conversation
Sorry
<:i:1165257616600092712> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1165258003356844163> 🇺🇸 English
You don't know, but I got a passport the other day, I'm going to travel close to Thailand
Maneiro pprt
everything but the french
wth
you're weird
Frances é a cabeca da minha trolha nao fode...
Nope
oh
You're orange
<:i:1165257616600092712> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1165258003356844163> 🇺🇸 English
~~Frances is the head of my shit, don't fuck...~~
🍊
@cobalt zenith
have a good one cuties and fruits and anyone else who doesnt wish to fit under either
hollywoke
Lie!!
pink actually
you're normal and cool @odd wave
That’s so real man
@native sky
what.
realy
what
?
where did the other 28 go
/j
Vigdis
yess
Ur always last when I try to @ koi damn you @jaunty remnant
what ?

Can you speak front for a moment
Huh?!
oui
Thank you
front
pourquoi ?
moist
nah i don't like pork
@jaunty remnant
Vigdis here with the w
haiii
i watn to sleep
\
eep
eep,,,
i can't
Viggle is actually based off Vigdis
oreilles de chat sur la photo de profile, opinion ignoré
(a menace)
i need to finish most of my tests
SO MANY WEEB SHIT WHATS UP WITH SPOTIFY
the repo named crimes
a threat, even
one kebab please
meat mixed
sauce mixed
"do you trust this sign in"
shows it on the device im currently using to sign in
so like all and all abt 200 or so questions maybe more
i am a woman but not gay dumb platform...
j'vais mixer ta viande tellement fort que tes parents te reconnaîtront pas
I'm rapidly approaching
Do you trust yourself?
✧E-DATING PRICES✧・゚
❥ SLEEP CALL
10 minutes = $19.99
30 minutes = $39.99
1-3 hour = $69.99
4-6 hours = $99.99
10+ hours = $299.99
❥ TEXTS
good morning/night text = $4.99
per day "i love you" = $4.99
per message "i love you" with a chosen pet name after = $9.99
per message pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = $69.99
❥ STATUS
putting you in my status = $34.99
putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = $49.99
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10 minutes of matching pfp = $9.99
30 minutes of matching pfp = $24.99
1-2 hours of matching pfp = $49.99
hmm
ok fr*nch detected
cya
@stark herald hai fresmo
Thanks, I recognise that street. See you soon!
French is evil NGL
hi a woman but not gay dumb platform...
i live on an street of apartments
hai juliesbian
I've been speaking french for the last several messages
hi @soft wadi :3
are you willing to knock on hundreds of doors
@jaunty remnant what music u listen to
hi mawina
i would
a so called sleep call for 10+ hours is insane
eh close enough
505 by arctic mommies
arctic monkeys
sorry
worth
Arctic mommies
i have happy customers
Yes but you and @sullen bison have proven to me that French people are way cooler than British
Real besties fr
Everything but the French
that's the realest thing you've said so far
wtf
Have I not made this clear in the past? I could have sworn I did
zzz I'm listening to a Beatles album for the first time
STILL the realest thing you've said
whwat the hell
if they are happy is good, but that they need 10+ hours of talking to go to sleep probably means they need sleeping meds
🦾
british are great
*jprofiler
WDYM CATS
no a 10 hour sleep call means they sleep for 10 hours
Based taste
he means me
I can sleep for 36h
same
oh yea thats what a sleep call is.......
How much money can I earn per nap

guys
sudo /dev/zero > /dev/mem
send an anime girl pfpf that fits me
HOLY FUCK
i need to have a server pfp here
One billion dollar
ppl be doing this for more than a decade in Brazil its insane how much money they get
do they make unfunny anime girls
I wish there was something I could do at my computer to earn money
I have skills and expertise
onlyfans
oh OK
have you gone on r/sillygirlclub before
nah we only have cute and funny anime girls
@winter needle rushinno pleasendont ping they'll think its not a copypasta😭😭😭😭😭😭
roblox scams:
Hell naw
what about this gif https://tenor.com/view/rena-ryuuguu-higurashi-gou-gif-21501287
i likke it
Its not I'm already advertising to the public
I should sell Minecraft mods
Too bad
it's funny as hell 😭
ill unpin if you want
i will draw for free
nono dont its ok i like being pinned
i mean i have a reference
oh fuck
if it isnt a burden
shos art is so nice
i didnt mean to word it like that
not burden at all hehe
STAR THIS
DONT YOU DARE
I for real don't get the second meaning
probably better if you didnt mention it
I'm considering it
ur@right
I need money so I can buy FPGAs
anyways pulling up 200000000 mb image of my avatyar actually
so fun
its probably better if i send the mc avatar first
I need like 15k USD
Too late
how about we collaborate
goto bed venn0
joint venture
Houston hey the fucking EBF done
you should sell your elf tii
real
yourself too
no bc bot is ded still
Count me in if u want Minecraft mod
Ok
Just find us a client that wants one, I can get the code done.
no he has other mods to work on
count me in if you need a recorder
MAYBE I WANT TO GET, PAID!!
Me
Omg miku
I would win
Nah, I'd win
5'2
truee
I ONLY SPEAK METRIC
(for the record this is a joke, Houston is actually a gangster and we're working on the best Modpack of all time)
Feet?
soda's taller than you😭😭😭😭😭😭
football fields
Malevolent cord
no way ur gonna box me I am sorry
DAMN 1.75 football fields is tall asf
i might be the shortest here
im 163 
LMFAOOOOOO
Y'all scare me
@/sho dk if you want the vrchat model that someone helped me make so heres my minecrafrt model
May I step on ya
i would prefer vrchat model cuz minecraft doesnt have much detail
you do you
VRC VENNIE 
with what money
Nuh uh
hi ma bring a rpg

I SAID MINECRAFT
we dont talk about my vrchat avatars
any colour
hi kinda short
See, if I was paid well. I could give you as much detail as you want in Minecraft.
ven u are so desperate
I’m probably like a 3 or a 4
I will make unreal engine look real
its ok tho me too
I feel like that’s what I am
hi probably like a 3 or a 4
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1236498485243674709/1238337051393261611/image.png?ex=6657f740&is=6656a5c0&hm=31d04fab82660e43c38e3de0d49f76f015d075f0716864984cf6c294f6ccc0d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=310&height=470
i don't really have many images i just kinda took a photoshoot then stopped playing vrchat
I will draw vennie in any angle for Money.
@soft wadi do u accept payment in capybaras
cute! love it
I'm mostly just in it for the banter, it's not like I need anything or that I don't have food on the table
What are you implying?
We got a lot here...
yes does it come with the habitat
forehead + fish lens
hi mostly just in it for the banter, it's not like I need anything or that I don't have food on the table
YES
Yop
I can always do gardening with my Dad if I need cash. I love my Dad.
whos the drain and whys it ganging
haii
Your dad pays you to garden for him?
The Vencord gang is a bunch of nerdy 165cm twinks
i aint twink >:(
I'm not 165cm nor twink
@jaunty remnant $5 real
I am just nerdy
Yeah because we get 2x work done in a day
hi not 165cm nor twink
barely awake
20 quid an hour.
i aint neither sadly
well except nerdy
who makes 20 quid an hour and do they hire
whats a quid isnt it that card trading app
pounds
husk
me
I do when I'm working
..weight?
Isn’t that the game in Harry Potter?
currency
ah
dumbass
Manual labor normally isn’t bad
i fucked ur dad
GAY
gay
Unless it’s like blue collar work that you have to do every day and get injured easily
what did i come back to
To the point to where you can’t physically do it at a certain age
I like doing physical stuff
OK too much discord for today
Makes me feel alive
I am slowly gaining strength
hi slowly gaining strength
I will soon become unstoppable
did sho just fucking disintegrate from happiness
It's just a matter of time
Soon I will be able to bench more than the barbell
Wharg?
There's so many my fps goes from 600 to 45 when i look in their general direction
Then you will all see
i wonder why
Forg
600 with shaders?
oh also
What th e hell
How much would you pay for efficient entity rendering? :3
i just remembered someone drew fanart of my mc skin
Efficient entity rendering = not rendering entities
2 shiny looking stones
Take it or leave it
its cute
Aww
Nah. I have a few advanced techniques. But they would take a month or more to implement
:dokidance:
nothing has as much vibe as paper + pencil drawings and mspaint art
Better than what sodium already does??
full of life
I get better performance on 1.7 with my own mods than I do on 1.20 with sodium.
no fucking shit it's almost a decade old
Not with entities, but just pure chunk rendering
Nah, I mean peak to peak.
Modern optimisation mods vs mine.
vennie
yeah cuz ur comparing 1.7 to 1.20
Well yeah it’s 1.7
Turns out things run faster if you do less 
You haven't seen the stutter of 1.7 vs modern?
The workload is more on the render thread, actually.
In vanilla anyway
Unless i get image privileges
Things run faster if you render less too??
RAHHH, YE FREEDOM LOVING COMPATRIOTS, BE AWARE I'VE REVAMPED MY PERSONIFIER TO BELLOW WITH THE ROAR OF THE BALD EAGLE, STRIPES AND STARS STYLE! 🦅🔥 I AIN'T NO FAN OF IT, FEELS LIKE A WRENCH IN MY GUT! BOY, I SWEAR, I LOVE THIS HERE COUNTRY TO THE MOON AND BACK, BUT THIS IS JUST NUTS! 🇺🇸🔥🦅 RAIDERS OF LIBERTY, I REPEAT, I SERIOUSLY DISLIKE IT! 🦅🔥🇺🇸 RAHHHH!!!
ty for 1 hr timeout yesterday. i realy needed it, i managed to get 8 hrs of sleep!
WOWIE!!!!!!!!!
Done
It’s 1.7 there is just less *
Shaders enabled with an in-house colored lights mod. I assure you, it is more.
Drew a guy with a massive dick and balls
???
mmnffghh
wtf]
So much so he needs to bend his back back so he can hold his center of balance
wtf??
You’ve been played
You need to see it to understand
Damn
BRUUUH
Crazy
My villagers are very normal
sad
the baby zombie:
boob
It's fully lit and there's like 20 air locks there is NO WAY
My body is so good at sleeping
Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.
Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.
A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.
Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.
Cats spend nearly 1/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.
Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.
The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!
An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.
Researchers believe the word “tabby” comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.
vencords an hour and vencord? more of sugar
One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98° F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won’t darken and they will stay a creamy white.
A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.
A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.
Yeah
So true bestie
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WIKI I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR AN ANGRY BIRDS MEME https://angry-birds-oc-deluxe.fandom.com/wiki/Jeffrey_the_gay
🙂
meow
Jeffrey the gay . They made angry birds WOKE
can't find shit these days
Tf is gay yiffer bird?
And his opposition, https://angry-birds-oc-deluxe.fandom.com/wiki/Jeffrey_the_good
i am back
hi back
it is now time for a random one hour long hole in my schedule
Hole?
i am going to kill you
It is now 4:09AM
Like 🕳️?
at like 10 in the morning
mrrowww :3
im gonna go buy some monter
does anyone know if there is a snipet i can use for this #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message
what flavor
Vns get back in there mf
It’s been a while since I’ve been in a strictly scheduled school so I don’t really know what you’re talking about?
Your name is now time for a random one hour long hole in my schedule?
hi time for a random one hour long hole in my schedule
sowwy
hi going to kill you
hi gonna go buy some monter
rosa i hope
one blocked message
good flavor .
if they don’t have it im killing myself
I sure hope they have it or else I am forced to say hi (new name)
why not both?
Pretty homeless woman?
I laughed at that
I have two looks
pretty homeless woman
homeless woman
They are also my moods
because i have a house
my family has money but im a girlfail
ayunamers don’t even think about it
I have two wolves inside me
Pretty woman
Homeless woman
(I am sexist and devalue woman down to wolves)
“OMG IM SUCH A GIRLFAIL” nah bitch you just a failure
hi SUCH A GIRLFAIL” nah bitch you just a failure
i didn’t mean it that way
im just a girlfail
MALWINA YOURE BACK
i thought you said black instead of back i was fucking flabbergasted
always has been
when did you change from being fucking flabbergasted
what's your name now
hi just a girlfail
@crisp finch you can do the honors bc I was asked not to think about it
in game
can't
Rip
hi like hey what’s up hello
hi a girlfail
dawg i’m going insane 😭 @willow heath do with cider
@analog badger sorry for ping but can you just time me out for 1hr??? wierd request but i need to get my homework done and i have 0% self control.
sexy
no way katlyn is here
always have been
Can u make a fake one of @crisp finch saying something that can be read as having a new name
I'm usually oblivious to the world
sorry for ping
THANK GOD THIS TEST IS SMALL I NEED A BREAK
hi usually oblivious to the world
is fine
i'm not super active these days and pop in about once a week for a few messages probably
wh
What the HELL does that mean
hi not super active these days and pop in about once a week for a few messages probably
mrrowww :3
meow
I try to scan through channels at least once or twice a day but the server is so busy now
meow
You wouldn't get it
idk i just opened up my images saw this and screenshotted the third panel
DAMN
its mostly slop don't worry you're not missing anything
Can relate
I know, that's admittedly why I don't put more effort into doing it ;w;
My messages are important though
i am just doing my part contributing to the slop while i am bored at work
hi just doing my part contributing to the slop while i am bored at work
hi bored at work
hi now revitalized
I will drink the blood of Rosa parks and gain all knowledge of the universe
it is done.
Bros gonna fail
I mean I got an A
you sure?
Yeah
guess what
You want proof?
Cool
pewdiepie sue situation is insane
Main Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/c/dolandarker
Second Channel ► https://www.youtube.com/c/dolandark
Slop live
i tried to type :3 at this and WHAT THE FUCK
WH
WHY IS MY SCREEN GLITCHING
WHAT
no fucking way.
is
is this the
the
the....
pibby glitch...
I’m going to stab you in the stomach now after saying this
forgot the tail, does spotify listen to as undeniable proof of sodium is an ozma vinyl now lmao yeah i hab my vennie shigsuit to make, you trust me needy
hi going to stab you in the stomach now after saying this
why do you send this
is it possible for the devs to add something like spotify controls but for youtube music ???
using yt music is skill issue
managed to record it
i feel like youtube music is better
but my opinion doesnt matter
Why yo discord VLC
rthhthkmmmmmmmriojthnthjektiohlekhrthjidjrghioertjop;'ejhepo;'tjheo;rjkhgoperkgh
thats the video
I kinda wanna make a VLC media theme now lmao
do it, it'd be peak as fuck
Vlc opens for videos on discord?
I hate bright themes
but maybe
@odd wave poke
yknow whatd be cooler
WOAH
I found alcohol in my bag 🙂
that's Me...
Slop
adorbsssss 
I love how ominous the sounds are
thank you sho i will cherish this forever and ever
what are they DOIN
Murder
where it belogns :3
doin ur mom
I HEAR THAT
do u think i should set it as my normal pfp because i wont have nitro forever

i shoild
nitro only decides animated pfps, so you can at anytime
no, server pfp
clyde doesnt like you
Clyde isnt real
@drowsy cypress what's #37
What?
the 37th way
up to u
I don’t know from the top of my head
you disappoint me
is she supposed to have cat ears
if u want yaya
Fuck you too

buh
Also it’s fall damage
it fucking crashed vesktop
i need to make music again
lolz
i had to kill it
pmg file
i showed people some of my music and they loved it
10am here
WHAT THE FUCK
i'm sleepy as shit
cursed
7.1 surround sound aux

changing pfps crashes normal discord sometimes
hello catters
Me at the pet store: “do you have any snakes? No teeth?”
@fleet meteor
2 hud irl
would u draw it tho Question
hru
terrible
also i updated im
i /!
cute
Meow
you okay?
@mental oxide hai oomfie
hallo
Hru
haiiii
Haiii qt
meow
hi ashley
no u hai faggo
Why would you want to shoot someone? You a cop or something?
don't talk to me whitename
🤓
Why would you want to shoot someone? You a cop or something?
:c
not the time puh
@near ravine
heyaa
hai
good luck!!!
hru
Tyy
Also, didn’t you have a white name not too long ago?
there's a difference
i was here a year ago
I’ve been here for a while too
not the same
school so boring bleh
Basically is
literally friends with no one
Your point is invalid
not the same at all
I don’t like to add friends
If that’s what you want to believe
Are you a somebody?
shosho i have one tiny miniscule request
yesterday i experienced laying in bed naked for the first time
how was it
it felt good
You haven’t answered my question
best way to sleep
Holy shit I just saw that I’ve been on here longer than you have lmao
okay
no you have not
And you’re making it a defense that you’ve been on here longer than me
So you weren’t on this server for a year though?
tell theyre an existing discord sex hack
It does though
WHAT
counterpoint, i've been here shorter and arent a whitename
real!!!
counterpoint, i'm gay
help me theres someone struggling on the piano and i wanna help them learn but like

me too :3
im too socially anxious so im just standing there
@fleet meteor @drowsy cypress can you two kindly shut the fuck up
(ofc no offense nemmy)
and he’s looking at me weird
us whitenames must stand proud
i will eat you alive
Oh but offense to me?
you would never

ill never give into other colors 🫡
Double standards
yes i would :3
Just because I don’t have a role
it's ok guys, you're purple names in my theme 
the whitename trade:
that is how discord servers work
At least the ones I like
i dontl ike it too
issue of skill
while its free go ahead /j
THE HORROR
Thank you, at least some one dosent get a power trip over having a colored name
can you make the mouth a :3
i was gonna fo that with the ears
POWER TRIP LMFAO
i have 0 power
oh i didnt know if you were adding those ornot
You sure act like you do
i am simply calling you inferior because i do not like people
thankuie
And you’re calling me inferior because?
I have support helper, I am GOD to you measley ants /j
You have a sense of power?
guys
I’m right
cope
instead of futilessly yapping
meow
mari or aubrey?
You’re the one that needs to cope lmao


Bros mad on the internet
Turn off the computer lil bro
nop this is actually making me less mad than i was from other shit
:3
do you have a can of pepsi i'm thirsty
you can have one
anyone else not fucking understand this or is it just me
i'm not your bro, "bro"
yeah you're our girl :3
yay !!!!
look at the bottom
i know that
would be the average, no?
can you invert the colors
how do i actually fucking read this
ill make you all whitenames in a minute


