🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[grizzled tusk]

@fleet meteor just give them their breakfast meth recipe

[keen junco]

@paper gate are you okay

[fleet meteor]

hi zeet :3

[odd wave]

i dont keep my yt playlist updated so its just all of them

[paper gate]

nop

[keen junco]

Figures

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

nemmy

[prisma compass]

lc.bard touching grass should be illegal?

aw

[jolly temple]

stupid fucking fruity

[fleet meteor]

TRUE

[odd wave]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHAtZuDZBwgck56x9eP2_zeWOcxnZs8EU

[fleet meteor]

SO TRUE KEVIN

[prisma compass]

shut up kevin

[paper gate]

@keen junco Marvinky

[open pasture]

i dont recognize a single song here

[keen junco]

Monky

[open pasture]

what genre is this

[fleet meteor]

:c

[paper gate]

[odd wave]

i've never added either of these why do i have . this here

i dotn like fnf this much anymore

did i add this at 3 am

i did probably

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664483917419642921/934328017717706792/IMG_9306.jpg

[little wadi]

bals

[paper gate]

Newport theme for vencord

[open pasture]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[odd wave]

ok wilted would be good if it had actual lyrics

[open pasture]

i just found the most nasty disgusting shit ive heard in a while

[little wadi]

ok "Bals" isnt that bad

[odd wave]

ugly ass bitch

[little wadi]

youre overreacting

[copper turtle]

meow

[keen junco]

Is it @paper gate

[prisma compass]

someone uncle?

[grand crypt]

@little wadi whose the real Sam?

[open pasture]

no its this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFGG_-3RLgA&list=OLAK5uy_mytt8sbBp4KP9ZOhKryVwKD37Jd1q9BM0

[little wadi]

Me

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/combine-sfm2-advisor-half-life-half-life2-gif-16683470 @keen junco

[little wadi]

I am the real Sam

[grand crypt]

WRONG

[keen junco]

Yop

[fallow pawn]

i am the only sam

[grand crypt]

ERRR

WRONG

[paper gate]

I look like an advisor irl

[grand crypt]

I AM THE SAM

[bronze nebula]

hhhi

[paper gate]

@bronze nebula hiii

[bronze nebula]

haiiii

[little wadi]

My account is older so i am the real sam

[open pasture]

omg this shit is insane

[fallow pawn]

nop my previous account was older

[grizzled tusk]

you're all wrong. the only sam here is Surface to Air Missiles

[drowsy cypress]

Death

[paper gate]

Samara is so old

[keen junco]

Bro your Instagram username is "samuondisc", you quite literally only exist on Discord

[little wadi]

undo

[keen junco]

Therefore you are not real

[prisma compass]

lmao wth

[odd wave]

FUCK YOU I DIDNT EVEN START IT YET

FUCK OFF

[little wadi]

I am real

Marvin can confirm

[fallow pawn]

thats rude zeet

[open pasture]

is good yes?

[grand crypt]

SAMMY GET IN A BOXING RING WITH ME RN

[copper turtle]

this skin looks cool...

[paper gate]

okay sorwie

[keen junco]

You're cheese

[copper turtle]

too bad it's only for the thinkpad x1 carbon :(

[little wadi]

remember when you dated Cynthia....

[grand crypt]

OLD

SAMMY GET IN A BOXING RING EITH ME

NOW

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://vxtwitter.com/TheOtherTravGuy/status/1794925537363927051

[prisma compass]

not into music, oddly fine ig

[little wadi]

I'll get the strap-on

[paper gate]

wario flag

[prisma compass]

is the Wario flag for sell?

[grand crypt]

Bro chill

[little wadi]

And just like that, i've won

[grand crypt]

That escalated in a direction I didn't expect

[jolly temple]

wtf......

[grand crypt]

Yeah Kevin

Wtf indeed

[keen junco]

No

[prisma compass]

aw

[grand crypt]

Fuck it, no you don't win

Threaten me all you like

[little wadi]

[keen junco]

@jolly temple peanits

[odd wave]

sure

[little wadi]

Good sire, how was it to date Cynthia?

I am very curious

[paper gate]

pranking you with this

[little wadi]

average GMod prank

[open pasture]

it worked!

[cerulean lance]

pranking you with this

[prisma compass]

alt + f4 will get you nitro

[little wadi]

it actually has a motion sensor implemented

for the extra funny

[open pasture]

alt+f4 does nothing for me

[little wadi]

yeah thats kinda the point

[lavish relic]

blorp
zingle zorp

[little wadi]

that you cant do that

[paper gate]

Kirieee

[little wadi]

photos printed?

[lavish relic]

ztztztzt

[paper gate]

[lavish relic]

vingle vorp

[little wadi]

👨

[keen junco]

No comment

[paper gate]

@keen junco speaks alien

[little wadi]

Unfortune

[grand crypt]

Guys I'm single

[little wadi]

L

[open pasture]

hi single

[grand crypt]

How do I reverse that

[open pasture]

im dad

[keen junco]

Unfortunate for you

[grand crypt]

Okay blocked

[copper turtle]

meow

[little wadi]

I am unbelievably taken

[prisma compass]

sadly there is no way while using vencord

[grand crypt]

Man

Or woman

[odd wave]

this artist's kinda weird samara

[grand crypt]

Not sure

[open pasture]

its ok fake sam you'll find love one day

[keen junco]

I'm taken aback by this statement

[grand crypt]

Dude

I think I have been here longer than Sammy

[paper gate]

that's terrifying

[odd wave]

i know

[fleet meteor]

nah samara is fake sam

[open pasture]

i am the real sam

[fleet meteor]

oh you mean sammy

sammy is fake sam

lmeow

[little wadi]

I am riddled with confusion as i try to understand this certain response

[fallow pawn]

thats not even the artist

[grand crypt]

Me

I got sunburnt

[keen junco]

Riddle me this Batman

[grand crypt]

Really bad

[little wadi]

I can show you where my love hides

It's a heart beat

[paper gate]

I'm going to the beach in 3 days

[little wadi]

on a hard drive

[grand crypt]

Bro what

Oh

Lyrics

[little wadi]

Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights

Its a showdown
In the spotlight

[jolly temple]

mm

[copper turtle]

meow

[little wadi]

agreed

Thanks Kevin

[odd wave]

mm

[little wadi]

mm

[little wadi]

Batman do you wanna know which pokemon i caught

A lopunny, batman

[keen junco]

I mean at least it's not a Vaporeon. But Lopunny is just as bad

[little wadi]

Did you know, In terms of

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-schlatt-angry-oh-my-god-he-killed-that-skeleton-gif-23729725

[odd wave]

this is nt what i looked up

i'm all up for trans girls but like dude

[copper turtle]

Hi

Sorry

[odd wave]

i dont even think a cover exists

[odd wave]

not u

ur cool

[copper turtle]

:3

[odd wave]

cute girl

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[copper turtle]

$400

[odd wave]

gay sex 𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕕 + 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕓

[copper turtle]

?

[median owl]

200

[odd wave]

ok

[keen junco]

Yop

[paper gate]

$2

[keen junco]

Wrong

[odd wave]

im gonna go lay in bed

[median owl]

oh wait I forgot

[odd wave]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wait

nno

i wanted to play wobbledogs

[median owl]

im eepy

[prisma compass]

100$?

[prisma compass]

sleep ez

[keen junco]

You want to eep this very instant

[odd wave]

cuddles

cuddelks,f;wnmj'2irho csdrgd4rs

\

is the anime good

i might YARRRGH it

aw

[fallow pawn]

@mental oxide

[warped fossil]

I like this drawing

nice art style

[fallow pawn]

same

[warped fossil]

the artist really should've watermarked tho

[sly spear]

No watermark? this is the best art i've ever made!

[odd wave]

nvm

i want to sleep

[copper turtle]

my airpods are at 10% and the sound it made ruined heart-shaped box by nirvana

it's joever

[stone owl]

H

[odd wave]

nini cuties

HIM???

[copper turtle]

Good nimght

[odd wave]

goodnight :3

[stone owl]

Night

[odd wave]

make sure to stay feminine!

[warped fossil]

what if I don't want to

I'm a boring cis person

[jolly temple]

mrrrowwww :3 you the gays

[odd wave]

TRUE

TRUE

[copper turtle]

mrrrowwww :3

[odd wave]

johny this is your sign

[warped fossil]

the existence of a cis kebab implies the existence of a trans kebab

[odd wave]

nonbinary kebab

idk

[warped fossil]

shish kebab* but that wouldn't be as funny

[stone owl]

Some kebabs are under rated

Uh

I want kebabs now

[keen junco]

Do not forgive him

[warped fossil]

Man I called the cops for a noise complaint once and of course right as they arrive the noise is gone... not because they saw the cops but bc poor timing

It wasn't a case of "talk to your neighbor" it was a large group on private property at 3AM. No way am I gonna get involved there

I study game dev so my college is currently getting hit with try my game scams

[sly spear]

I refuse to believe there are people who geniunely fall for scams

😭

[warped fossil]

a lot of people do or they wouldn't bother trying

[keen junco]

@paper gate

https://github.com/elixir-lang/elixir/pull/13606

[icy grail]

you put yourself in the horizontal position and think about all the idiotic, dumb things you've ever done in your life

get depressed

[keen junco]

I slept 3 hours tonight

:3

[little wadi]

same

[keen junco]

You will change the past

[sly spear]

NERD

I went to nerdtown and there was a statue of josevalim there

[keen junco]

I should track my sleep again

I used to have my Pixel Watch for that

[copper turtle]

apple watch

[pale monolith]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5TRvbTPZHYI1PoHPyKF4CY

[keen junco]

At first I had a ximi band

[median owl]

probably not

[keen junco]

And then pixel watch

[pale monolith]

ok and

[little wadi]

currently wearing mine

[pale monolith]

idc

[little wadi]

[pale monolith]

already requested an aliu plugin for it

[little wadi]

Pixel Watch my beloved

[pale monolith]

ok i'll edit it @twin crag

[little wadi]

s/e/d

[pale monolith]

text replace exists but ion wanna maintain the regexes

ever

[willow heath]

aliucord

[pale monolith]

np now listen to the song? it'll help you sleep trust

[copper turtle]

meow

[pale monolith]

yes, jpeg mafia?

[willow heath]

all caps no spaces pal

[pale monolith]

ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME

[jolly temple]

vegard did help

[errant chasm]

[pale monolith]

hi @errant chasm

[little wadi]

the pixel watch isnt as bad as everyone makes it out to be

[errant chasm]

hai

[pale monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1230635993791725588.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[errant chasm]

[keen junco]

Yeah

[grand crypt]

I went and bought a monster rehab

[little wadi]

based

[pale monolith]

whar

[grand crypt]

That should help with the whole not sleeping thing

[grand crypt]

Monster energy drink but lemon tea

[copper turtle]

meow

[grand crypt]

I'm sitting like a gay twink

[copper turtle]

yum

[willow heath]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7p4QiDvvgQLmvqKQUNFUsN hello joe....

[pale monolith]

horror

[grand crypt]

It's delicious

Trust

[pale monolith]

i don't like his old stuff...

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6XAw4QNqMXkd3Gs13dNMkd?pi=rZHaLSaMTZW7z

[willow heath]

its very different from his stuff under jpegmafia yes

[grand crypt]

Also doesn't have gas so I don't feel sick

[pale monolith]

nice glad to hear that

now eep

[little wadi]

@keen junco rate my code

[keen junco]

Possibly because you are one

[grand crypt]

Background on code editor automatic 0

[grand crypt]

False

I have a beard and a relatively big frame

[little wadi]

your opinion is invalid

[willow heath]

i like the ghost pop tape (not remastered), joechillworld, dreamcast summer songs
the rockwood escape plan is ok

[grand crypt]

No, I am the original Sam

[pale monolith]

intellij??

or a jetbrains editor?

[little wadi]

I am forced to use RubyMine

[grand crypt]

It's as valid as can be

[willow heath]

the remaster is alright but unnecessary

it got overhated when it came out

[mental oxide]

CUTE

[grand crypt]

I know as soon as I die

[willow heath]

i should fix my pfp

who has a high quality vencord logo?

[grand crypt]

RUN UP ON THEY FAMILY, HIT THEM WITH A BIG BAAAANG

You thought I was God the way I be using these bells

Eye see all

[copper turtle]

Wtf why is it not working

[pale monolith]

it's not safe outside at night, california has bad vibes

[median owl]

[frosty flicker]

This is

Tf is my name

‼️

[errant chasm]

try this

[median owl]

thanks pixel

[copper turtle]

Where do i get

[willow heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881016664844550183/1243823369082900521/caption.gif?ex=66562c08&is=6654da88&hm=b52e3ce6b1068c78be5c172c64327eee430b4e0f31200da2db1442feb2aeaad4&

[sly spear]

That is a very useful bar

[copper turtle]

is that fedora

[errant chasm]

yop

[median owl]

germany

this is peak german engineering after all

[sly spear]

Yop

[copper turtle]

knew it .

[errant chasm]

my favorite picture ever

[paper gate]

nini

[copper turtle]

Works

[willow heath]

this my radio soooong!!!

[errant chasm]

sleep well

[icy grail]

me when

[pale monolith]

this is exactly how it works

[errant chasm]

i also have that one saved somewhere

[covert inlet]

fast

[copper turtle]

power over ethernet

[frosty flicker]

Guys is this support chat

[pale monolith]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0o6yAx95gRy3yeCDvnhAao?si=5g3RUpdNRpKyGll_JWc12w

banger

[jolly temple]

let me paint 👍

[drowsy cypress]

On tonight’s episode of family guy

[golden marlin]

let him paint guys

[drowsy cypress]

I’d trust em to paint

I believe in their abilities

[copper turtle]

I don’t know

[pale monolith]

it's a bot

[frosty flicker]

No im not :(

[pale monolith]

what do you think

[drowsy cypress]

Believe what you want to believe buddy

[frosty flicker]

It was a joke:(

[drowsy cypress]

I know the truth

[drowsy cypress]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[frosty flicker]

Hence the

[drowsy cypress]

Oh it was a joke

I got dyslexia or something

[pale monolith]

both of you are dumbasses i was talking about kevin

[drowsy cypress]

Yeah I responded to you talking about Kevin

Am I really the dumbass here?

[mental oxide]

@pale monolith hallo

[pale monolith]

hi akira

[copper turtle]

meow

[mental oxide]

hru

[pale monolith]

travelling to austria rn

soon, anyway

[mental oxide]

COOL

[pale monolith]

gotta borrow climbing gear

we goin climbing on via ferratas

[drowsy cypress]

Mmmmmm clam chowder 🤤

[mental oxide]

via ferratas feels like border between Austria and Italy

[drowsy cypress]

La Lamborghini

Bitches call me Houdini

[golden marlin]

vmink

[golden marlin]

what a handsome man

[hardy kestrel]

:O cool!

alps are so beautiful

[copper turtle]

meow

[hardy kestrel]

last month i spent a week at iseo italy and i would go there again just for the view

[pale monolith]

barely slept 6h and it's hot af outside damn

waiting for bus with the bigass backpack

[hardy kestrel]

rip

don't forget to drink water

[hollow surge]

what the fuck

[copper turtle]

meow

[icy grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260896487318355968/1244846356569391176/brick-1.mp4?ex=66569903&is=66554783&hm=788ab86d4e0b83816dce60861ef32658691818606eb12a3828142838182ddfe7&

[copper turtle]

true

[willow heath]

https://tenor.com/view/dannybrown-gif-6236807

[hollow surge]

i know this song from somewhere

and it is kinda nostalgic

reminds me of speedrun 4 but idk

[keen junco]

Sounds like a twink to me

[hollow surge]

true...

[keen junco]

@paper gate you're going on a trip https://vxtwitter.com/nypost/status/1795217369658282234?t=feUSv9RmdcuNqIT4eJtLMQ

[hollow surge]

can i join

[keen junco]

No

Only zoot

[hollow surge]

@paper gate zeet am i you

[drowsy cypress]

Hey guys

Wouldn’t it be hilarious

If

[hollow surge]

Did you know that in terms of..

[drowsy cypress]

Fuck

[drowsy cypress]

What?

[hollow surge]

nothing

[jolly temple]

mmm immigration baaad..,m

[hollow surge]

why is kevin racist

[drowsy cypress]

wtf lmao

[drowsy cypress]

You’ve peaked my interest though

I want to know what you mean

[hollow surge]

🙂

[drowsy cypress]

You know what maybe I won’t try and figure it out

[keen junco]

based,..,.,..,

[void ivy]

[crisp finch]

thats the recent uk law aint it?

[white halo]

"National Service alongside any travel."

[void ivy]

party policy

[mental oxide]

hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahha that's UK for everyone

[void ivy]

they want to introduce national service again

they havent done it yet

[white halo]

How

[void ivy]

its an election promise

[mental oxide]

same goes for Italy tbh

[drowsy cypress]

National service?

[void ivy]

from my understanding, you have to go home and take part

[crisp finch]

@mental oxide where is ur pentagram

[mental oxide]

military

[mental oxide]

nowhere

[crisp finch]

why did it replied

[drowsy cypress]

I just thought that

[void ivy]

its military and civilian to be fair

[white halo]

What about "alongside" then?

[void ivy]

but it's unpaid either way

[drowsy cypress]

Personally I’d hate the to join the military

[void ivy]

i dont know, it doesnt elaborate

[mental oxide]

idc about the unpaid side i just don't wanna go to military 💀

[void ivy]

you can work for the fire/police/health service then

that is also valid national service

[drowsy cypress]

Even if you don’t go to war the whole experience isn’t pleasant

[mental oxide]

health as in?

[void ivy]

NHS

ambulance and hospitals

[mental oxide]

oh

okay that sounds pretty cool

[void ivy]

its mandatory volunteer work

[crisp finch]

i would make everyone work at least on year in food service to see that people working in food service are people too not slaves

[drowsy cypress]

I will be a police officer and abuse my power

[void ivy]

so it means if you have a job that pays it wont take precedence and youll lose money

[white halo]

"Oh, I'm gonna travel to China next week, but there I will turn 18, I should forget my ammo like James has done, silly him"

[void ivy]

its horrible

[crisp finch]

so like 99% of US

[void ivy]

no its not like that

[copper turtle]

meow

[void ivy]

you cant be a police officer at 18

[copper turtle]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow i am a meower meow meow

[crisp finch]

meow

[copper turtle]

meow

[mental oxide]

tbf mandatory service in italy is for 23 years old and not 18

[mental oxide]

(but it's not mandatory yet)

[white halo]

Post-soviet countries 🔥

[drowsy cypress]

This is why living in a big country is great

[void ivy]

national service should go to hell in all countries

[drowsy cypress]

US ftw

[mental oxide]

a question: if you live abroad how does that work

[void ivy]

[grand crypt]

Brainrot

[mental oxide]

like they can't just force you to come back

[void ivy]

presumably it's similar to the "studying abroad" section where you have to take part as a british expat

[void ivy]

actually, they can!

[ripe willow]

No, but you can just never go back

Otherwise you get hit with the draft dodging

[void ivy]

if you're in a country that has an extradition agreement they can detain you and send you back

[ripe willow]

That too

[mental oxide]

i'm ending my life then, if UK can do that then Italy can as well

[grand crypt]

They very well can

[mental oxide]

i must escape

[crisp finch]

hi ending my life then, if UK can do that then Italy can as well

[white halo]

I'm not allowed to get a new passport because I'm 18yo male abroad

[void ivy]

they arent criminalising it but they say there'll be "sanctions"

[grand crypt]

Wait Italy is implementing forced military service???

[void ivy]

whatever that means

[ripe willow]

I wish I was a broad

[crisp finch]

hi 18yo male abroad

[ripe willow]

[mental oxide]

currently considered in the parliament

[crisp finch]

i wish i was a board

[white halo]

Hi malwina

[copper turtle]

meow

[fleet meteor]

@boreal torrent :3

[jolly temple]

hold op nwhere is cis person accept

[void ivy]

look im gonna be honest the fact that we're starting to get an uptick in the number of countries considering some form of conscription its kind of obvious what's going on

[white halo]

I wish i was a bread

[copper turtle]

whar

[obsidian shoal]

code not work, fix pls

https://i.imgur.com/aPf5L1S.png

[grand crypt]

I'm applying for citizenship to Ireland again... Was born there anyways

[hardy kestrel]

i wish i was a bird 🐱

[grand crypt]

I am NOT serving a country I fucking hate

[ripe willow]

@fleet meteorr8 my modal UI pls

ty

[fleet meteor]

HORROR

[grand crypt]

If I am going to serve any country, it's Ireland or Spain

[mental oxide]

aren't you italian, well irish-italian

[fleet meteor]

USE IMGUI

:C

[ripe willow]

????????

[drowsy cypress]

Hey guys, don’t forget to watch norm of the north

[ripe willow]

It's javascript in the browser

no ty

[grand crypt]

Born in Ireland, mother is Italian, father is Spanish, have citizenship in Italy but live in Spain

[mental oxide]

[ripe willow]

@fleet meteorI also don't like using ImGUI for desktop apps

[grand crypt]

Lived in Ireland for 8 years of my life

[ripe willow]

because it redraws the whole app every frame

[void ivy]

well, at the moment i will be fine

[ripe willow]

which is bad

[grand crypt]

I consider it my home

[void ivy]

in terms of national service

[ripe willow]

https://gyazo.com/4c57df338c7d044586f90099e04ad8dc

This is what happens

[void ivy]

because they state its for people turning 18

[ripe willow]

when I use ImGUI

[void ivy]

not people over 18

[ripe willow]

for projects

[mental oxide]

that's world war three for everyone

[grand crypt]

I'm turning 18 in July

[void ivy]

so if they keep it that way i have no service requirement

[fleet meteor]

https://github.com/flyover/imgui-js

[ripe willow]

@fleet meteor :)

[fleet meteor]

you WILL

[ripe willow]

no.

[white halo]

Can't you just get a Spanish pass?

[void ivy]

but if i am forced to, ill go off and be a navy officer

[fleet meteor]

pleaseeeeeeeeee

I should implement imgui on my website

[mental oxide]

does applying to mandatory service strip you of any technology/social media

[ripe willow]

No, ImGUI is only good for things like video games, when you're already re-drawing every frame anyways

[void ivy]

not particularly

[ripe willow]

it's really bad for desktop apps

[void ivy]

im friends with a couple of service members and they still have phones

and my dad told me a story about one of his mates just mining bitcoin in the barracks

[fleet meteor]

NOP.

[void ivy]

so

[fleet meteor]

USE IMGUI

SO GOOD

[ripe willow]

until I added a manual FPS cap with a timer here, this thing was using 60% of my 3070

[fleet meteor]

I LOVE IMGUI

[mental oxide]

ah okay then i won't have a mental breakdown in the process

[void ivy]

correct

[copper turtle]

meow

[void ivy]

it will probably be tapped though so

no talking about national secrets

[mental oxide]

who cares

[grand crypt]

Yeah but if military service pops up in Spain I'd still prefer to serve Ireland over Spain

[void ivy]

me jamming to breakcore as i fire a flak cannon

[jolly temple]

olf

[ripe willow]

I don't think I"m allowed to be in a military

[grand crypt]

I mean I'll see what I can do, but ATM my future is still not clear

[mental oxide]

as long as i have discord and tiktok i'm fine for serving

[fleet meteor]

are you fucking kidding me

[white halo]

I had some friends at mandatory service, they had phones and I could speak with them, but they were really rarely online

I think it mostly depends on a country tbh

[ripe willow]

estrogen injections and all that

[grand crypt]

I don't even know what I'll be doing next year

[copper turtle]

estrogen!!!!!!

[ripe willow]

I am opted out

[copper turtle]

I want

[void ivy]

eh?

oh

wait

are you referring to the UK military

[grand crypt]

I'm dodging the draft as if it were a fucking plague, anyone know what the opposite of steroids is?

[ripe willow]

No, US

but I doubt the UK miliary would like me being on E either

[void ivy]

UK military allows openly trans and medicated service members

[ripe willow]

Really?

[void ivy]

yeah

[ripe willow]

Interesting af

[grand crypt]

Progressive

[void ivy]

they repealed that law a while back

[ripe willow]

will they pay for it?

[void ivy]

fairly certain they'll even help you medicate

because of the military doctors

[ripe willow]

badass

I get someone to inject something into my ass

[void ivy]

but yeah your medical expenses do get partially covered

[fleet meteor]

shit game it has to be a 6 digit int for the seed

[ripe willow]

I don't even have to look at the needle

[fleet meteor]

shit game

[void ivy]

if you get it from the NHS then yeah it'll be covered for free by the military anyway

[grand crypt]

You inject estrogen in your ass????

[fleet meteor]

someone give me a 6 digit number

[mental oxide]

i'm so fucking cooked

[fleet meteor]

pleading

[void ivy]

because its a required medication

[fleet meteor]

yes?

[void ivy]

or should be anyway

im not a military estrogen expert

[ripe willow]

arguably the best spot for doing it yourself

[grand crypt]

Don't add a question mark as if it were obvious

[mental oxide]

isn't that prog and not e

[grand crypt]

No fucking clue

[fleet meteor]

is it not

all of my trans friends constantly talk about injecting in their ass

[copper turtle]

what

[ripe willow]

so, the upper outer quart of one butt cheek is good for intramuscular injection

[little wadi]

You have bad friends

[ripe willow]

no major artieries you could hit

[copper turtle]

No i don’t wanna do that

[fleet meteor]

nop

[ripe willow]

and it's a big open area

[void ivy]

its kind of funny how the butt is the best place to put the femshot

[little wadi]

"Gonna juice this thing up my ass"

[void ivy]

in*

[fleet meteor]

yeah and i kinda figured this because of some meds i'm on

smile

[ripe willow]

there are 2 on the leg
one of them is sketchy cus there is a big

[grand crypt]

It really is not

[copper turtle]

why can’t estrogen infused monsters exist

[ripe willow]

artery there

and then the other spot on the leg

[jolly temple]

when some cases could've been a minute before summer heat

[ripe willow]

is the size of a coin

so it's a small area

[fleet meteor]

you don't have to do injections

[copper turtle]

I still want estrogen infused monster

[fleet meteor]

hell there's fucking patches you put on your arm

[ripe willow]

patches, oral

gel

[grand crypt]

I do not hang around trans people

[void ivy]

if i ever move country i will miss the UK met office notifications

[copper turtle]

Hi

[void ivy]

a little alternaria as a treat

[fleet meteor]

half of my friends are trans it's horrifying

[grand crypt]

Not as like a bias, just don't have a lot of trans friends in my inner circle

[ripe willow]

good

[fleet meteor]

someone give me a 6 digit number pleading

[grand crypt]

Whar

[ripe willow]

634421

[copper turtle]

123456

[grand crypt]

666666

[fleet meteor]

we love

[copper turtle]

meow

[fleet meteor]

I turned global illumination to high
my computer WILL die

[copper turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1105995102083633193.png?size=160

[grand crypt]

Idk you

[mental oxide]

i wanna move country because Italy is in shambles atm

[copper turtle]

Hi i am Server cat .

[mental oxide]

i can't wait for the gov to go bankrupt

[grand crypt]

Italy is in general dog shit

[mental oxide]

ye

[grand crypt]

Guess why I moved to my dad's place

Apart from my mom and grandmother being a little weird

Everyone there is a little weird

[mental oxide]

italians are awkward

[winter needle]

we're fucked

[grand crypt]

insha'Allah Italy will fall and burn

[ripe willow]

100%

[grand crypt]

I love the end of the world

[mental oxide]

can't believe how after Covid we hit world war 3

[grand crypt]

Everyone thought we would be tighter together on the global stage

[ripe willow]

https://videos.pr0gramm.com/2024/05/27/26601a4f90a83ff3.mp4

waiting for Russia to do this to some major cable again

and then fuck us all

[sweet shale]

Anyone noticed how they got rid of the "new" indicator on unread threads? Or is that just me

[ripe willow]

😭

[limber thistle]

I'm hungry

[grand crypt]

But now we are on the verge of war

[white halo]

Hi Hungry

[limber thistle]

Halloo

[winter needle]

I mentioned before
if a single intelligence report was enough for the republican house speaker to do a complete fucking 180 on a ukraine aid package l
we're so screwed

[grand crypt]

I don't think Russia will be able to pull that shit again bru

[limber thistle]

You're older than me by a month

[copper turtle]

meow

[ripe willow]

haven't they done it multiple times?

[grand crypt]

Russia will fall

Divide into more independent states

[ripe willow]

okay, then some dumb country like Canada

[grand crypt]

Isn't Russia currently incredibly unstable?

[ripe willow]

will try something stupid

always inevitable :3

[mental oxide]

buddy think this is USSR

[grand crypt]

Yurr

[copper turtle]

meow

[ripe willow]

Wait, can the USA dissolve next, pls?

I think that shit would be hilarious

[white halo]

https://youtu.be/SRARPdrTUp0

This grandma is screaming "We don't need this fucking Internet here"
So can we think that this news is a territory expansion?

[fleet meteor]

THIS GAME IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL OMG

[grand crypt]

Personally I don't think that would be beneficial

I'm gonna go off the rails now

[mental oxide]

time for the USA influence sphere to vanish in place of the China one

[ripe willow]

it is in a shitpost

[mental oxide]

i await that day patiently

[grand crypt]

We should install one leader and keep them forever

I vote for uhh

[mental oxide]

fascism

[ripe willow]

hmmmm

[mental oxide]

nazism as well

[grand crypt]

Bill Gates seems sensible ig

[ripe willow]

you know what

I agree

yeah

[jolly temple]

doxxed

[ripe willow]

Bill Gates

or Warren Buffet

[white halo]

Kinda
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republics_of_Russia

[grand crypt]

He ate mark rovers fake burger so idk

[ripe willow]

Warren Buffet will make us all rich

lets me real

[grand crypt]

Did Warren buffet eat mark rovers fake burger?

[ripe willow]

probably, if bill gates did it

Buffet probably did too

they're best buds

[grand crypt]

Bill gates did eat mark rovers fake burger

[mental oxide]

this is way different from the USSR model

[grand crypt]

In a video

[winter needle]

imagine if the us reintroduces the draft

[white halo]

"kinda"

[winter needle]

insane

[grand crypt]

Yeah but the USSR kinda silly

[grand crypt]

Revolts

Plus they already have a strong military power

[ripe willow]

I would volunteer to go to war with America

[grand crypt]

I don't think they need more people

[mental oxide]

anyways an oblast in Russia still retains a USSR style flag

[ripe willow]

I'm gonna be like

sniping estrogen needles in to you

with blowdarts

[grand crypt]

And nowadays war isn't a game of numbers anymore, more of technology

[mental oxide]

Cold War

[grand crypt]

No, still a lot of murder

[white halo]

Область != Республика

[grand crypt]

Just with like heat lazers

[ripe willow]

100%

those fucking drones with AI

[grand crypt]

Yeah

[ripe willow]

fucked up

dropping bombs on villages, and you don't even deploy an actual person anywhere near

[grand crypt]

That's why China and USA are probably the most important on the world stage rn

[ripe willow]

anything

[mental oxide]

Я в курсе, это был просто забавный факт.

[ripe willow]

and they're all automated

[grand crypt]

And USA is untouchable by China

[mental oxide]

Taiwan

strategic proxy war

[grand crypt]

Taiwan is already a risky bet for China

[mental oxide]

so is for USA

[grand crypt]

Thing is, if China were to invade Taiwan, it would be a really uphill battle

[ripe willow]

It's actually so funny how many countries China has prepared to be like
fully reliant on them

even Australia

[grand crypt]

Strategy ig

[ripe willow]

it is

[mental oxide]

that's a strategic influence sphere

[ripe willow]

they're Australia's #1 trade partner

[grand crypt]

That's why the US is looking on making new production centers

Like Mexico

Iirc

[mental oxide]

i hope the USA perishes so China becomes 1#

[ripe willow]

China is dumping billions in to other countrie's trade infrastructure

in order to be able to trade with them easier
sothat they become the better choice than America

won't be long

America gotta step it up

[copper turtle]

meow

[jolly temple]

rip

[copper turtle]

oh

[ripe willow]

I need a movie to watch, and nothing looks good rn

ngl

[strange imp]

your fate in the cards, tarot

gl

[keen junco]

Horror

[ripe willow]

haha

I just looked at that

like

[mental oxide]

also not to exclude that some countries pay/trade in yuan now with china instead of dollars

[ripe willow]

"idkkk"

[sinful tiger]

guys is it safe

[strange imp]

pfff

[ripe willow]

scary thought

America needs to step it up....

[void ivy]

is what

[sinful tiger]

u know

[copper turtle]

ven cord

[sinful tiger]

ya

[copper turtle]

yes it’s safe

[austere otter]

clearly it will be mexico

mexico #1

[sinful tiger]

k

[ripe willow]

Korea #1

[mental oxide]

i await the day of USA's death

[golden marlin]

brazil #1 mexico #2

[modest obsidian]

qhar is this server about

[modest obsidian]

false.

[ripe willow]

I am Rust player Korea #1

[undone shale]

do you feel like China is any better than USA?

[ripe willow]

Brazil players are terrible at Rust

[mental oxide]

about the same level but chinese are weebs

[copper turtle]

ven cord

[odd wave]

ot yet

i need to move out forst

first

[ripe willow]

I have beef with the brazil players

[odd wave]

plese

[modest obsidian]

ok but this country deserves to rot so :/

[ripe willow]

on Rust

[austere otter]

lankey box

[odd wave]

ew

[golden marlin]

😭 😭 😭

[ripe willow]

No, I have a good friend in Brazil

💪

[modest obsidian]

im talking about korea

[ripe willow]

No

[covert inlet]

meow meow

[ripe willow]

Korea #1

[undone shale]

a lot is illegal though

[odd wave]

im not talking im quiet asf

[undone shale]

and limited tiktok time thats only education

[austere otter]

and gamer time

[ripe willow]

tiktok time should be limited

you guys should not be on that for more than an hour a day

[mental oxide]

douyin is the place of weebs

[ripe willow]

[austere otter]

you only get like 90 minutes of xi approved time to play games

[covert inlet]

tiktok should vanish

[mental oxide]

if you're under 18

[austere otter]

after that it's back to the steel mill for you

[undone shale]

I dont use tiktok even, I only use youtube shorts

[ripe willow]

same thing

[undone shale]

I know akira uses tiktok

[ripe willow]

literally wtf is that argument

you sit there doom scrolling for hours when you could be doing something useful

[mental oxide]

"china corpo bad usa corpo good"

[ripe willow]

😭

[undone shale]

nah they are different, cant be compared /s

[modest obsidian]

maybe in some fields but i can assure you this place deserves to rot (politically and regulatorically)

[ripe willow]

[covert inlet]

both suck ass

[ripe willow]

100%

[undone shale]

one gives me vtuber news, the other doesnt

thats all that matters for me 👍

[ripe willow]

you can get vtuber news on tiktok, guaranteed

[mental oxide]

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

[undone shale]

its more popular on youtube shorts for sure

[strange imp]

oof

[undone shale]

at least for me

[copper turtle]

meow

[strange imp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-the-rock-sus-face-sus-gif-25301689

[jolly temple]

pr it just

[ripe willow]

tarot is cam rip

can't watch rn

okkk

[covert inlet]

meow

[strange imp]

nuuba

[copper turtle]

goodnight vencord discord server members

🛏️

i go eep

[strange imp]

mhm

i should do the same

[ripe willow]

x file movie would be good

hmmm

[strange imp]

pardon

[white halo]

How can tiktok expire

[strange imp]

💀

[mental oxide]

beta

testflight

old builds

[modest obsidian]

teat flight

[mental oxide]

SHUT

[undone shale]

only thing about youtube is the algorithm being absolute garbage

I watch 1 second too much about some propaganda and all my timeline is propaganda

[keen junco]

@burnt maple

[sinful tiger]

oooj

ooh

[keen junco]

Random anime woman I found

[knotty furnace]

the seam is quite unfortunate

[covert inlet]

touch grass

[knotty furnace]

⁉️

[covert inlet]

I am just reminding you to touch grass

it is healthy

[knotty furnace]

thank you

I have not forgotten that touching grass is important

[sly spear]

I very much enjoy breaking ai models

[woeful kettle]

What the heck is happening with the spaghetti? O_O

[covert inlet]

sentient spaghetti

[strange imp]

🙆‍♂️

[sly spear]

This one takes the cake

[keen junco]

The meatball

[icy grail]

I love people

[lavish owl]

Watch along

[slow brook]

just admit it, that's you

[icy grail]

#1242466003674468444 message

[pure sentinel]

mine was worse trust

[slow brook]

at 1:30 am

[lime talon]

@paper gate do you know what today means

[golden marlin]

crazy

[stark herald]

@lime talon @lime talon @lime talon

[icy grail]

@stark herald @stark herald @stark herald

[fleet meteor]

dude it's so over

[modest obsidian]

log4shell

[crude hare]

I keep on trying to use patches and they keep on failing and discord keeps on logging me out. I feel really cooked rn ngl

[lime talon]

hi hi hi

[lime talon]

Working on discord DSi client
hopefully this'll work alright on my 3DS

[crude hare]

it should, I have input and sending messages working so far

I'll dm a vid if you want bc I cant send stuff here

[sly spear]

That isn't a real video i was scammed

[lime talon]

go ahead

[lime talon]

epic, I've been surprised by the lack of a 3DS discord client with the only ones being abandoned 6 years ago

[crude hare]

wdym abandoned? the 3ds's or the clients?

[sly spear]

Both but they're talking about the client

[crude hare]

kk

[stark herald]

me

[crude hare]

surprised that they were even made in the first place

[willow heath]

hello!

[hollow surge]

❤️ VENCORD ❤️

https://discord.gg/7CNqUYET

true...

[jolly temple]

carrying around trans girls but so i do get ur saying that pls

[hollow surge]

why is kevin like this

[sly spear]

No self promo

[grand crypt]

Kevin is special

Don't mind him

We love him the same tho

[hollow surge]

i don't

fuck kevin

[sly spear]

Kevin is getting bitches

OH NO

[willow heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087837225640800418/1244737290568470599/Screenshot_20240527_154128.png?ex=6656dc30&is=66558ab0&hm=ac84ad14663c832bf16c4751b55ec4a30c4c7502fe2f264732d27c3607993c31&

this could be kevin

how does rupert know gkmc is made by kendrick...

[hollow surge]

earthmover

[hollow surge]

kevin is FUCKING STUPID

i hate kevin

[modest obsidian]

this would solve all world issues

[modest obsidian]

rule #2 may be infringed because of this statement

Treat others with respect.
/j

[hollow surge]

call the mods on me before i put my hands on kevin

[sly spear]

Do you not pleas hand evekin

[sage crag]

It's a admin bot. Kevin is not a bot

[hollow surge]

true

no that is true

fortify is better

objectively

[light cedar]

FORTIFY

[hollow surge]

yes there are other 2 pwnkies

[open pasture]

discord really saw all the last online plugin request rejections and said "fine, I'll do it myself"

[keen junco]

I will track your online status

[crisp finch]

eren yeager be like

[lime talon]

clients

[honest coral]

wow

[errant chasm]

are you 13 or what's up with that profile

[jaunty stag]

oh no my public messages are being logged

[honest coral]

just lemme have my emo phase man

[errant chasm]

oh alr

my bad

[honest coral]

no worries

[jaunty stag]

Kuru Kuru Kururing / 19& Fortnite Card