🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fleet meteor]

I have no idea who any of the blocked people are

[crisp finch]

vp serverprofile

[neon ferry]

ServerProfile

Allows you to view info about a server by right clicking it in the server list

Authors

Vendicated, Nuckyz

[fallow pawn]

whats ur highest mutual count

[crisp finch]

this

[fleet meteor]

for a server?

or person?

[fallow pawn]

person

[fleet meteor]

uhhh

[fleet meteor]

I don't know

in this server probably vee

[odd wave]

mines abt 7 i think

yeah

[winter girder]

@copper turtle y not u accpet friend requests :(

[fleet meteor]

30 with vee

[odd wave]

hold op nwhere is vee

vee not in server list

[winter girder]

18 with vee

[crisp finch]

hi A LITERAL FUCKING M&M

[feral pendant]

Who that

[fickle cosmos]

shut up malwina

[copper turtle]

I don't add many people

there's like

[fallow pawn]

hehe

[fickle cosmos]

what abt meeee

[copper turtle]

20 people in my friends list

meow

[winter girder]

grr

[fallow pawn]

I miss llsc

@sudden sun

[dire bison]

llsc shall

[winter girder]

what happened

[fallow pawn]

nothing

I just miss them

[fickle cosmos]

neustar location leaked fr

[crisp finch]

do i go to sleep

[dire bison]

whod

[crisp finch]

its 2 am

[feral pendant]

Who that answer

[jolly temple]

cattt

[fallow pawn]

cattt

[crisp finch]

i have work at 8

[timid arrow]

uhm

no one...

[strong hill]

yes sleep

[timid arrow]

NO

[feral pendant]

Yea

[crisp finch]

yeah bc i will listen to whitename

[feral pendant]

Wat

[fallow pawn]

I need the catears decoration

[feral pendant]

How no obe

[crisp finch]

wut

[fickle cosmos]

i am gonna hide "x message hidden from likely spammer"

[feral pendant]

Lne

[fallow pawn]

NOOOOOOOO MIKU

[timid arrow]

hes no one

[feral pendant]

ONE

[copper turtle]

best decoration

[feral pendant]

what

@no one

[strong hill]

forgot i have no rights oops

[timid arrow]

omfg

[feral pendant]

@NO ONE

WHEERE

WHO

[timid arrow]

hes a friend

[feral pendant]

WHO

[timid arrow]

@wintry crane

[dark rover]

should i murder bill gates?

yes or no

[timid arrow]

him

[feral pendant]

KITYYYY

KITTYYYYYYYYY

[timid arrow]

omfg

talk in dms

[feral pendant]

eat

U hav dm forst

Plus i sleep

[timid arrow]

..

[crisp finch]

isn't he like dead?

[strong hill]

how did you even get marked as a spammer

[timid arrow]

no talk to me first

[copper turtle]

no that's steve jobs

[dark rover]

no?

[feral pendant]

No

I sleep

[timid arrow]

yes

[dark rover]

you getting news from the onion or somethin?

[feral pendant]

Fuc

[feral pendant]

DM ME FIRST

[strong hill]

fr

[feral pendant]

Fuc

[crisp finch]

and why would i care about some rich guy life?

[dark rover]

money

[crisp finch]

will he give me the money?

[feral pendant]

Food

[crisp finch]

if not then explain why i should care

[copper turtle]

meow

[crisp finch]

meow

[keen junco]

No

I will receive it

NOOO

The money

Defamation

[jolly temple]

allow whitenames out @nocturne bough :nails:

[keen junco]

Manti spawned

[sudden sun]

[errant chasm]

can we get this guy better graphics

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chibird-sending-you-love-heart-slingshot-gif-14233790

[sudden sun]

[errant chasm]

birb

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

is that rice

[sudden sun]

looks like it

[errant chasm]

bwaa

me

@lapis lava this will happen to you

not me

1.61 car physics are so weird

[sudden sun]

hiii oomfie

[obtuse magnet]

i am bac guy

[sudden sun]

hru

[errant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216917513460252694/1244804503530635345/Cyberpunk_2077_20240527210141.mp4?ex=66567208&is=66552088&hm=6e425600f74d01de9a528c06f553a9ae990cae954019f70fd7f1959f60176e75&

i also have this

[errant chasm]

i think this happens on 1.00 on every save file

[sudden sun]

eepy

1am now

[errant chasm]

ive never seen this animation correctly on 1.00

[obtuse magnet]

lol

[light cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239003586839445567/1240090710263201822/image0.gif

[obtuse magnet]

ow

[light cedar]

gato

[lost furnace]

Hallo

I returned

[fickle cosmos]

i forgor how to open devtools on vanilla discord

[lost furnace]

Sob

[timid arrow]

hii

[fickle cosmos]

I have not used the desktop client in ages

[timid arrow]

im done talking

[lost furnace]

Isn't it control shift I

[fickle cosmos]

doesn't work 🗣️

whats uhh

[obtuse magnet]

o

[fickle cosmos]

i do not use mac thx

[odd wave]

vesktop

[obtuse magnet]

GrabPack_Apontando_Right

[cedar pivot]

Remember guys

[odd wave]

no

remember gay guys

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142916392472027207/1176618175085957242/20220502_125039_1.gif

[near wharf]

uwu

[errant chasm]

@near hull cat

[jolly temple]

agh fuck no mf sex with aids

[drowsy cypress]

Repost if yous a bitch

[errant chasm]

meower

eep soon

will try

[obtuse magnet]

cool;

[odd wave]

embed fail

[obtuse magnet]

THE FU-

[odd wave]

repost if you’re a pussy 🐱

[lost furnace]

repost if you’re a pussy 🐱

[obtuse magnet]

repost if you’re a pussy 🐱

[lost furnace]

That isn't wrong tho

SAME

[odd wave]

pussies are so cute

[obtuse magnet]

in my nacional languace bro...

[odd wave]

i love petting them

[sudden sun]

meow

imma play genshin gn

[lost furnace]

What?

[lost furnace]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[obtuse magnet]

i am brazillian

[lost furnace]

I don't speak weirder Portuguese

[fickle cosmos]

i forgot vencord had enable dev tools in settings

[obtuse magnet]

uhhh fck you-

[sly spear]

I think it has an animation thing now

[obtuse magnet]

WHAT HWA

CLYDE ITS ALIVE?

wow

[jolly temple]

happens

[lost furnace]

My friend from Portugal doesn't even know Brazilian Portuguese

[lost furnace]

Fr

[lost furnace]

Hey kev

[obtuse magnet]

its because

[sly spear]

I'm convinced kevin is just being controlled by vee or something

[obtuse magnet]

brazilian its not the same languace of portugal

its just the name

[lost furnace]

Fr

[winter girder]

@open pasture tehehehe #🎨-css-snippets message

[copper turtle]

need my thinkpad t480

certified meower

[lost furnace]

Sob indeed

Also I just realised

Oneshot pfp

Very based

Niko is so real

Niko is a pussy then

Well that's true

Nuh uh

So pussy is niko but niko is not pussy

[lost furnace]

Fr

[lost furnace]

Hallo marvin

[keen junco]

Hello

Goodnight

[lost furnace]

Very poor pussy :(

[lost furnace]

No

Explode

[winter girder]

i ate your walls

[lost furnace]

pussy sandwich

[obtuse magnet]

NO

[lost furnace]

Very silly

[obtuse magnet]

NO

i am a leafeon now

[lost furnace]

Wair

OH GOD

OH NO

DON'T EAT THE PUSSY

[unique wyvern]

i love kiritopet

[keen junco]

I will take my leave now

[unique wyvern]

what

[fringe drift]

i got adhd sidetracked :3

[obtuse magnet]

give me nikito pet

[lost furnace]

Come back in exactly 22 seconds or you will explode

[unique wyvern]

what

that's the game

[keen junco]

Windows

[sullen lynx]

Piss

[unique wyvern]

gives you a nikito pet

[lost furnace]

Real?

[sullen lynx]

Only if you want

[keen junco]

Nop

[fringe drift]

• i have a server at a host that's in a datacenter in frankfurt.
• i have a copper cable from that serves to the hosts router and both of our servers speak bgp; i.e. instead of them giving me ips, i announce my own ones instead
• i also have a fiber cross-connect to a switch in a nearby datacenter where there's a bunch more routers from other isps plugged in; that's called an internet exchange. the routers there also all speak bgp
• lastly, i have a tunnel from my frankfurt server to my friends server at home, and my friend announces ips to me via bgp from there. i then forwarded that announcement to all of the networks i'm connected to via internet exchanges & direct transit

[obtuse magnet]

the fu-

[sly spear]

I just randomly messaged "hamwich" in the programming channel because i thought my pc was locked and tried to unlock it

[obtuse magnet]

i love sandwich pussy

[copper turtle]

is your password "hamwich"

[sly spear]

Please keep me out of this

[sullen lynx]

Nice password

[sly spear]

Nop just the end of it (also it's only my pc password )

[obtuse magnet]

why?

pussy its so cute

[sullen lynx]

Only some will believe that

[lost furnace]

I agree with your status

[copper turtle]

trolled. I am in your. Computer now

[copper turtle]

Me too

[obtuse magnet]

who love pet pussy?

[unique wyvern]

whoops

[sly spear]

Pls stop 😭

[jolly temple]

hilarious

[lost furnace]

Me

[lost furnace]

Kev gets it

[winter girder]

efwdweerferfrerefrderfrdfr

@lost furnace do you have a Mr or Mrs Wall there?

[obtuse magnet]

pussy is so cute

btw i will pet some a pussy

[lost furnace]

Wdym

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfao-unfunny-gif-23865640

[winter girder]

at your house

[lost furnace]

No clue

The walls don't speak to me

So I wouldn't know

[obtuse magnet]

i love petting pussy

[lost furnace]

Same

I love pussy

[west ore]

that is insane unbelievable, vencord internet exchange when (veex)

/hj

[copper turtle]

bussy automod

[lost furnace]

Pussy and walls

So real

[fickle cosmos]

chat I just made this 🗣️ 🔥 https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/ip-to-map?ip=1.1.1.1

[fickle cosmos]

the fucking embed is fucked

[west ore]

cursed

[fickle cosmos]

Should look like this instead

[sly spear]

Or a dr seuss book

[fickle cosmos]

what

no

im sleepy

it doesn't help at all

well no

...

It's always san jose and the server is in london 🤷

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neco-neco-arc-devil-gif-4606139268538612190

[fallow pawn]

I dont get it

Nvm

now i do

[fringe drift]

i don't think veix would be good for the internet as a whole

[fickle cosmos]

best map ever https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/ip2map?ip=5.5.5.5

took like 2374234234 years to embed ffs

[fringe drift]

also https://cdn.ravy.org/screenshots/H1RMrr4rhjyMClnS.png 😹 @ getting three people here that are competent and also have space and money to make servers cuddle

[fickle cosmos]

HOW DID I BREAK IT EVEN MORE https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/ip2map?ip=7.7.7.7

[west ore]

LMAO YHATS A WAY TO SAY IT

make servers cuddle

just because it’s machine doesn’t mean it doesn’t have emotions >.< supercomputers need cuddles like the rest of us nyaaa~~

[west ore]

lmao

[fickle cosmos]

f u shit emoji

[west ore]

(btw do you just blanket disable reply ping on habit or is it like not automatic)

[errant chasm]

[west ore]

does it count if i connect my brain to mellanox infiniband card and i hug your server with my head stuck in the other sfp dac port thing

[west ore]

[errant chasm]

[elder geyser]

[odd wave]

the WHAT

im inspect elementing this

school program kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[jolly temple]

727

[odd wave]

yep

exactly

[real skiff]

when you see it

[odd wave]

i dont know what that meants but you said it bud

[elder geyser]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

NO FUCKING WAY

[real skiff]

wysi

[elder geyser]

NO FUCKING WAY

EYSI

[odd wave]

what is 727

[elder geyser]

WYSI

[real skiff]

WYFSI

[elder geyser]

WYSI

[odd wave]

what doews wysi mena

"when you see it" is my guess

[slow brook]

the virus was an inside job

[mossy nebula]

showhiddenchannels is cursed. why is the server suggesting me the channel 'abode of the damned'

[visual bolt]

we need a "disable suggested channels" plugin

[mossy nebula]

you get me 🤝

[elder geyser]

apaprently you can shutdown pc from powertoys spotlight

[odd wave]

FUCK YOU

THATS A 75%

HOW IS THAT FAILING

[winter needle]

this is insane
who are you to get a direct bgp connection

[elder geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005914084711084094/1244023943002853468/caption-45.gif

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow can you give rclone reg

[boreal torrent]

NO WAY

[open pasture]

danke

[boreal torrent]

WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE IT

[open pasture]

nah

das me

[boreal torrent]

zZzzzZzzZzzzZz

💤💤💤

no thanks

I’m fine with TrollStore

[fickle cosmos]

im suing myself

[fickle cosmos]

infinite money glitch

[boreal torrent]

It supports mine 😎

I’m just cooler

[fallow pawn]

trolleystore

[stone owl]

oh no

[sudden sun]

@jaunty remnant i have obtained 10 wishes

i shall do it in morning

[elder geyser]

No

[sudden sun]

awa

i was gonna do it in the morning with my sister

[jolly temple]

nyaaah

[open pasture]

you guys are amazing! lovely work
just submitted a plugin request. thank you for all the work yall do ❤️

[sudden sun]

will stream/record tomorrow

promise

ok i eep

gn oomfie

[open pasture]

oh you like trains eh?

peep my bio

AMA if you want

was in the idustry for a while. mostly worked on small low grade track, had a couple steam engines and whatnot

we ran a historical line and also some local freight

i dont have any photos i personally took but i can link you to the company i worked for and you can browse our selection of trains

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hope_Railroad

here is the line i worked on

i was simply a track crew grunt but I did help cold start a couple steam engines from time to time boy that takes a while, hyce wasnt joking!

i mostly opperated the tamper and tie cranes

tampers are fun as heck man... loud tho

rail jacking is probably the worst part of it however

i wasnt even that into trains till i worked there and it slowly turned me into a full blown foamer now im working on my own model set, buying terrain soon for it, just need the table space....

[winter girder]

does this make you wanna cry

[open pasture]

oh neat youre from portugal?

ill be honest m8 i thank god every day for Portugal's existence.... Tawny port is my favorite wine and it was for a while a daily necessity

[open pasture]

i dont know what any of that means because im a dumbpilled gearhead who only knows how to work on metal things but one day coding will be the vibe for me

i really wanna learn python because i heard its great for like big data models and im a meteorology nerd and would love to get into that kinda work.

[sly spear]

I think dumbpilled is my new favourite word

[open pasture]

i can rebuild a deisel engine blindfolded and can probably construct and entire building on LSD with both my hands tied but if you put me in front of code ill cry

the fact I use arch linux is impressive enough for my tiny brain. im so proud of myself

[sly spear]

Checks out

[open pasture]

if i didnt fill my mental bandwith with so much warhammer lore id probably be a lot better at computing

[fringe drift]

someone who pays

[fringe drift]

as long as 90%+ uptime yes

ill bring snacks

[west ore]

trying to find a funny response

[open pasture]

humor.exe has crashed

[west ore]

exploring the field of responses to attempt to find a response (x, y, z, w, u, v) which has a funniness rating higher than "funny for 50% of vencord users"

[open pasture]

everything is funny for me man don't worry. i have no idea whats going on im just here to be here

[sly spear]

Average vencord vc screenshare (complimented by weirdly good guitar playing)

[west ore]

it’s fine just upload me into the conveniently placed rtx 5090 ti prototype sitting right next to the ib card

i don’t mind losing my body (<- still cis tho)

[open pasture]

it took me at least 30 seconds to determine if that was either a croissant or chickem nuggies

it is indeed chickems

[sly spear]

Croussin nugget

[west ore]

rtx 5090 ti with infiniband 100gbps literally connected to the side of the card

[rain coral]

kfc nuggets?

[open pasture]

curssed but.... should we try it?

[west ore]

wait if i hug the server does the server hug back?!? if so you can bet i will have 99.9999999999% uptime

anything for robotic hugs

[open pasture]

i had cool trains to look at when i lived in germany, and even cooler ones here in america (but half dont work)

[open pasture]

ping hug.org

[west ore]

:3

[open pasture]

bro please do im always down to look at trains.

trains planes guns tanks and giant robots are the only things i really care about anymore

and clouds, fuck i love clouds bro

alto cumulus lenticularis is such a vibe

send them to me immediately

🙏

[jolly temple]

math person below me from chat guess

[open pasture]

21?

[west ore]

also since you said uptime technically if i’m dreaming and i bring up the ib card i’m technically up so i can just get stuck in rem™️ and/or you knock me out by edging the brain damage amount (0.95 < brain damage amount < 0.950002838 for hallucinations where 0 is no bonk and 1 is deadly bonk) while making sure the ib doesn’t go down

[lapis lava]

hi vencord

[west ore]

i acted too weirdly did i increases slider named "normal"

[mossy nebula]

holy shit

[open pasture]

wha

[mossy nebula]

the silvers multiply

[west ore]

Ag reproduction

via nuclear fusion

[open pasture]

oh shit based

bro were so silverpilled its insane

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390950905975013376/1244827891024396308/Applicabletraveledswooning_004130_115842461.jpg?ex=665687d1&is=66553651&hm=7307a60cd05ec7e6faa0b98483ed51856ab3213cf915fdd53b5393973dd77100&

[mossy nebula]

silvermaxxing

[lapis lava]

zeetmaxxing

[mossy nebula]

nin0maxxing

[keen kernel]

Samandmaxxing

[west ore]

fun fact: they put nerves and water in ground meat to decrease the amount of actual meat in there

to decrease costs

[keen kernel]

The nerve...

(THE JOKE IS

[west ore]

lol

[open pasture]

Agmaxxing

[mossy nebula]

TRUE

[open pasture]

were light as fuck

our atomic weight is 107.8682.

[open pasture]

so why are you silver? tell me the story behind the name

[mossy nebula]

im gonna be honest
i played fire emblem
and i thought the route name 'silver snow' was cool

[open pasture]

oh so both of us are named from video games

[drowsy cypress]

Your mom?

[open pasture]

mine was because of these mf's

https://totalwar.fandom.com/wiki/Silver_Shield_Legionaries

[drowsy cypress]

Let’s just say yeah

[mossy nebula]

the difference here is that im pretty sure the silver shield legionaries are good. in hindsight silver snow is really bad

lol

[open pasture]

i simp so hard for the seleucid empire

its insane

[keen kernel]

#🤖-bot-commands message

[open pasture]

i mesopotamiamaxx daily.

[mossy nebula]

i wont deny the name silver snow is fire tho

i liked when they made a faction gold and named the route verdant

[open pasture]

silver snow do be sounding pretty dope

but it lowkey sounds like a weed term

[mossy nebula]

true

[open pasture]

im smokin that SILVER SNOW HOMIE

SHITS 🔥

[mossy nebula]

for the record silver snow the route is just. im not joking when i say they just copy and pasted a different route and called it a day

added a different final boss

[strange dragon]

I do

Also it's a yummy snack

[mossy nebula]

made it make less sense because it fits way more for the other characters

and apparently it worked

[fickle cosmos]

smh 192.168.0.1 is a public IPv4

1. not apache

2. cloudflare

[jolly temple]

hm

[fickle cosmos]

3. nginx

STFU KEVIN

[mossy nebula]

he arrives

[fickle cosmos]

I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOUR FAMILY

respectfully, retire.

as I said

cloudflare

ok

how did cloudflare request my site

what

[keen kernel]

What

[fickle cosmos]

secondly how the fuck is it showing the actual IP

[keen kernel]

Did your client...convert

[west ore]

ip leak (left side)

[mossy nebula]

cloudflare, dox this guy

[west ore]

oh lmao

[fickle cosmos]

cloudflare doxxed moment

[keen kernel]

I can't believe you are John Cloudflare

[west ore]

plot twist: you live in a cf office

[fickle cosmos]

cloudflare doxed v2

yes

[mossy nebula]

oh yeah i forgot to post this
literally a minute before i was going to ask how to become a regular (why? i just want to venniepost more efficiently) i magically came across the faq. i dont know how i missed it before. is this server psychic

[fickle cosmos]

i own 1.1.1.1

Also china has 1.2.2.1

[deep lagoon]

i cant find this server constantly so i always think i got banned

[keen kernel]

Look at this funny meme I found

[fickle cosmos]

https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/ip2map?ip=1.2.2.1

[fickle cosmos]

twitter_7.jpeg

horror

jpg jpeg whatever

it did not embed 🗿

sometimes it takes like 23472374234 hours to embed

[keen kernel]

https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/ip2map?ip=[::]

[fickle cosmos]

WHO JUST TRIED [::]

fuck u

[keen kernel]

hehehehehehe

I'm not using a vpn :)

my name is Walter Hartwell White

Bad gateway please fix

[fickle cosmos]

no fuck u

[keen kernel]

did you ip block me LOL

[fickle cosmos]

no

I just didnt close a bracket

[jolly temple]

work just for your head is logged, it then) ```js vencord.webpack.common.fluxdispatcher.subscribe("message_create", e and icy

[keen kernel]

why is bad gateway

[mossy nebula]

his first commit

[keen kernel]

Please fix or I'm unsubbing

[fickle cosmos]

I should maybe input validate

[keen kernel]

Do domainers work

[west ore]

please do

[fickle cosmos]

server crash again

or not

[keen kernel]

Hehehehehehe

Secret message unlocked

[fickle cosmos]

No

I just added input validation

[keen kernel]

Oh

[fickle cosmos]

also be careful how much you spam the server

cause it has rate limits

real @keen kernel

[paper gate]

thank you

[fickle cosmos]

Who just gave me someones IP

[winter girder]

yall..

[keen kernel]

https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/lookup?ip=127.0.0.1

[winter girder]

you can have polls in webhooks

[keen kernel]

:)

[fickle cosmos]

thats supposed to happen idiot

hence the is_bogon

[keen kernel]

Oh yeah ur homepage defaults to the senders ip

[fickle cosmos]

HOW IS LOCALHOST A FUCKING PROXY

[fickle cosmos]

yeah

[keen kernel]

yeah so it's mine

[fickle cosmos]

HOW

IS

FUCKING

LOCALHOST A CRAWLER

WHAT THE FUCK

[copper turtle]

meow

[keen kernel]

LOL

https://ipinfo.littlekai.co.uk/lookup?ip=::24

what is THIS

[fickle cosmos]

FOR FUCKS SAKE

i hate

this

[keen kernel]

heheheheehe

[odd fog]

[fickle cosmos]

FUCKING UNEXPECTED INDENT

[keen kernel]

HAHAHAHHA

[fleet meteor]

THE HORROR

[keen kernel]

Special message #moderator-only message

[fickle cosmos]

u broke my site

fuck u

@keen kernel fuck u

I fixed it

[odd fog]

@fickle cosmos your pfp

[west ore]

oftentimes a proxy because tor browser internal socks proxy and vpn because of some networking stuff iirc

[fickle cosmos]

what about it

[fickle cosmos]

fair

[west ore]

??!?!

crawler idk maybe peoples workstations are infected

[jolly temple]

lmfao

[fickle cosmos]

lets ddos 78.153.140.17 (jk it's just a spam bot that looks for vunruls or a VPN...?)

[fickle cosmos]

ok imma id enow

cya

if my site breaks

i will cry

and be sad

so pls no break

[west ore]

turn it off if sleeping

[daring cloud]

wait what software is that ‍‎‎‌​‌​​‌​​​‌‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‌​​​‌‍

[west ore]

not like anybody will do anything else than hacking it

[daring cloud]

turn on and publicly expose wake-on-lan first ‍‎‎‌​‌​​‌​​​‌‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‌​​​‌‍

[west ore]

your eepy computer will remain eepy

[daring cloud]

(foko does this and nothing's gone wrong so far) ‍‎‎‌​‌​​‌​​​‌‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‌​​​‌‍

[fickle cosmos]

It's a server

Aka oracle cloud

[last siren]

how can I get this

[daring cloud]

I can probably write a KDE patch for this given enough time ‍‎‎‌​‌​​‌​​​‌‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‌​​​‌‍

[west ore]

eep

[west ore]

:3

[fringe drift]

it will send fuzzy blips of light over the fiber

[west ore]

worth it, moving into the datacenter tomorrow /j

@fringe drift if i open rdma over ib to your server and your server opens rdma over ib to me does that mena your server and me would technically be headmates /j

[copper turtle]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

Wut

[fringe drift]

my server is definitely not doing rdma but it is very much plural

[copper turtle]

meow

meow meow

Hi

[daring cloud]

tf are rdma and ib

127.0.0.1, 192.168.1.25, 100.65.207.60, or 98.117.87.70 depending on who you ask

100.x.x.x is tailscale

[copper turtle]

TAILSCALE!!!!

i love tailscale....

[lost furnace]

I think I added too many people

Discord really doesn't want me to have friends 😭

lets see uhh

[copper turtle]

what's the limit

[lost furnace]

I have 35 pending

and I added like

120 people?

[lost furnace]

yes I will

nah

I am a furry

[jolly temple]

php is also when you also when it fine

[copper turtle]

meow

[lost furnace]

something I would say at 5 in the morning

[severe egret]

is vesktop okay?

[copper turtle]

no

[severe egret]

yeah i jus did 😭

it was lagging as flip

oh what

no oops

overlooked that 😭

you saw nothing

👍

[lost furnace]

I got automodded for it

...do I give discord a week off or something?

[severe egret]

you 🙏
im lagging again i think i should degrade vesktop or sumth

[open pasture]

yr fucked

[prisma compass]

isn't that normal, I get it all the time

[keen kernel]

It happens every now and then for me

[prisma compass]

I am a failure

[keen kernel]

Usually an indicator that discord may think you are a robot

depending on frequency

[prisma compass]

sure, cuz they got me

[keen kernel]

Banned

[prisma compass]

but seriously, that why bots ask you to dm them instead of them dming you to avoid being flagged as spam and not getting the are you a robot for longer time

[keen kernel]

termed

[open pasture]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

[fallow pawn]

its beastchild no wonder

[odd wave]

do you guys have a cats folder

how big is it

thjsio is mine

[keen kernel]

No but I have High on Life crack

My cat images go to my downloads folder

[odd wave]

WHY DOES DISCORD KEEP OPENING TO MY YURI FOLDER

[keen kernel]

For collecting

[odd wave]

I DONT WANT THIS

I WANT CATS

I SHOULD BE HERE

NOT IN THE YURI FOLDER

[open pasture]

i dont have cats

[prisma compass]

I don't but I have urgent knuckles art folder

[odd wave]

why is it urgent

[keen kernel]

Based

[last siren]

I would assume it's very possible

[open pasture]

oh no not the knuckles meme, the flashbacks are real

[keen kernel]

click click click

[odd wave]

fuck yeah i can put it in the chat if discord will let me

[keen kernel]

hello my brutha do u kno de wae you do not kno de way

[odd wave]

ok guys poll

[jolly temple]

@sly spear i thought my brother

[odd wave]

only to tiramisu or to the whole chat

[open pasture]

the flashbacks to 2019 era vrchat are real

[fallow pawn]

send entire folder

[keen kernel]

Indeed

[copper turtle]

meow

[odd wave]

sam,ara just fucking said something

[paper gate]

samara.......

[odd wave]

oh wait

[fallow pawn]

what

what I do

[odd wave]

that was to the yuri

um

[prisma compass]

because I became so famous in a server where they started to make art of me, the server was raided by pfps of urgent knuckles

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1207315162428739614/1244261854591586475/image.png?ex=665672e7&is=66552167&hm=553638ff1d2d9bf15c9443e69b50bd2c8d83415e622971c7ace1a7f3497ee7a6&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=605&height=260

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1196898299521802270/1208131169280069633/ops-da-wea.png?ex=66562ed4&is=6654dd54&hm=a150876b7f0bdc1b9bce885ef7378df3f04ccaeabaafb83b2096256646866a94&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=756&height=393

[fallow pawn]

oh okay

[prisma compass]

dang, not even embed perms

[odd wave]

some of the stuff in there may get me punished ?

its not nsfw nor soft but its enough

[fallow pawn]

next release will just be my username instead of samara </3

[copper turtle]

False .

[odd wave]

actually, i had a very similar name

[grand crypt]

Chat, it is 6am

[odd wave]

i used to call myself samura

[grand crypt]

I have not slept yet

[open pasture]

no it os 23:47

[copper turtle]

go to sleep

sleep now

[grand crypt]

And it might be because I drank a monster with jager

Actually no

[fallow pawn]

:3

[grand crypt]

It's really fucking hot

[keen kernel]

11:47 pm

[grand crypt]

Like so fucking hot

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.nickchan.lol/palera1n/artifacts/c-rewrite/main/433/binaries/

[grand crypt]

I'd open a window, but I'm on a couch, and there is a girl

[paper gate]

ssalgnikool

[grand crypt]

And idk if she'd like if I opened the window

[open pasture]

solution: ask.

TempleOS

[grand crypt]

She sleep

[grand crypt]

Bro

[odd wave]

fuck it we'll see if it sends

[open pasture]

the better C

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-getting-jiggy-with-it-cat-cat-dance-gif-27098142

[odd wave]

IT SENT ?????????????????

[daring cloud]

wait the linux kernel is written in c? that means my lua compiler will work

[grand crypt]

She fucking rolled over a bunch and removed her covers

[copper turtle]

if this is malware

[odd wave]

THATthis is not the yuri folder btw

this is the cats folder

[fallow pawn]

when are you sending that one

[paper gate]

oh its actually cats

[odd wave]

that is not malware

[grand crypt]

Now she is sleeping stomach down with the blanket taking up half the couch

[copper turtle]

Omg

[paper gate]

Die

[jolly temple]

:nikolook:

[grand crypt]

I can't with people

[open pasture]

i have about 2TB of tokusatsu rips but thats bout it

[grand crypt]

KEVIN

KEVIN IS BACK

[fallow pawn]

say that again and im blocking u

[odd wave]

i mean. i can send it

[paper gate]

NO

[grand crypt]

AFTER JAILTIME

[paper gate]

i would cry

[fallow pawn]

pauzeJam

[grand crypt]

Chat remember when Kevin called someone a r Word f slur

[open pasture]

i remember when some dude on 4chan made a torrent of pictures of his cat and it was one of the highest seeded torrents on that board for months i helped

[paper gate]

the samara sciences

[daring cloud]

stream a tarball directly into their home directory

[odd wave]

okay if i send it and any mods murder me i'm blaming you samara

[odd wave]

no

im not going to send malware or a zip bomb

[grand crypt]

Man eating bear want me doe

[odd wave]

i dont even know hwo to make either

[fallow pawn]

just quickly delete it

[odd wave]

ok yeah tira can send it

[grand crypt]

Y'all a bunch of pussies

If it isn't porn nor gore just send

[odd wave]

yuri was banned

[paper gate]

it is

basically

[odd wave]

atleast

kissing yuri

anything above kissing

[fallow pawn]

thanks

[grand crypt]

Wtf y'all tryna send

[odd wave]

we can send cuddling tho

i think

[fallow pawn]

venniesleep is in here

[paper gate]

wtf

[fallow pawn]

what the hell si that

[copper turtle]

oh

[odd wave]

i accidentally left it

[copper turtle]

unc0ver

[grand crypt]

Wtf ancient format

[copper turtle]

8.0.2

[magic root]

no guild tags

[grand crypt]

IPA 40

[copper turtle]

forgot the file name gets randomized

[magic root]

this is not good

[copper turtle]

plugin ⚠️

deleting that just to be safe

[fallow pawn]

oh it is

[odd wave]

someone having my ip isnt even that fucking bad

[copper turtle]

but it was just unc0ver release 8.0.2 ipa

[daring cloud]

speaking of, y'all want my ips?

they can do literally nothing

[grand crypt]

Guys, there are 3 bottles of alcohol in front of me

[copper turtle]

no

[jolly temple]

vote out on servers cuddle

[copper turtle]

don't do it

[grand crypt]

Do I get shit faced at 6 in the morning?

[daring cloud]

(except passwordless root ssh but ignore that pls)

[copper turtle]

no

don't do that

:(

[paper gate]

g

[fallow pawn]

today I will send proprietary software which violates its own licenses in the Vencord Vendor Vencorn discord

[copper turtle]

what software

[fallow pawn]

unc0ver

[magic root]

GPL enforcement!!!!!!

[daring cloud]

https://github.com/erikmcclure/bad-licenses

[magic root]

my favorite

[fallow pawn]

cute

[odd wave]

LMAO DID I PUT THAT IN THERE

APOFS;EPRJAWROIGTRGJ

[copper turtle]

chat do I send

[paper gate]

what is wrong with this chat

[fallow pawn]

yeah send that so this server can get banned

[odd wave]

i think i just put everything that had an anime girl in it

oh

yay

[copper turtle]

Nevermind i will not do that .

[odd wave]

internet death

FUCK

WHAT

OH

OKAY

[grand crypt]

Im about to send 7TB of classified data

🗣️🗣️

[paper gate]

samie post cats

[grand crypt]

Military AI training data go CRAZY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[prisma compass]

WHERE TF you find those? reddit?? every single one is shit tbh other then vlc

[fallow pawn]

why cant I post both

[paper gate]

its not cute

[fallow pawn]

it is to me :3

[odd wave]

this

[fallow pawn]

unless ur gay

[paper gate]

not really

[paper gate]

gets annoying seeing the same type of image 50 billion times

[odd wave]

i mean

[jolly temple]

türkvarmısa

[odd wave]

i have cats'

[fallow pawn]

I could say the same with your cat pictures though?

[daring cloud]

bro that's like a third of a nix store

[odd wave]

okay but tbf how could you NOT like cats

[paper gate]

its actually cute though

[fallow pawn]

thats not the point

😭

[odd wave]

i could see how people might not like yuri being posted all the time

[open pasture]

don't let the airfryerless upset you

[grand crypt]

🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[odd wave]

but cat pictures?

[paper gate]

thank god for that rule

[grand crypt]

I COULD NOT GIVE A FUCK

[odd wave]

come on. cat pictures are amazing

[fallow pawn]

I mean idrc

[grand crypt]

IM ON MY GRIND ERA

[paper gate]

@grand crypt

[open pasture]

anime men are much better

[grand crypt]

@paper gate

Hai :3

[grand crypt]

Wdym

[grand crypt]

I'm not new here

Fuck vencord, fuck you, fuck vee

[fallow pawn]

its ascii

[prisma compass]

hi

[paper gate]

nobody acts like that

[fallow pawn]

cute ascii

:3

[grand crypt]

Fuck zt in particular

[fallow pawn]

same

[odd wave]

@sand citrus can we prove zeet wrong and cuddle in real life

[grand crypt]

Just kidding, zt is cool

Zt let's box

[paper gate]

i would die

[lavish owl]

why'd u leave before

[grand crypt]

I was brainrotted

And now I'm back

[lavish owl]

so now you want more?

[open pasture]

based and mental breakdown pilled

[odd wave]

i left because i thoguht offtopic wouldnt come back

[fallow pawn]

why are these arrows different shaped

[grand crypt]

0.002

[fallow pawn]

squished

[odd wave]

that's a cat tunnel

they run aroud in there like nutcases

[grand crypt]

Mania I'm not actually gonna get shit faced

[jolly temple]

tessue cute cat from now run out her math person whos the flashbacks are nice to embed failure

[paper gate]

tessue

[daring cloud]

is there a catposting channel

[odd wave]

should be

[grand crypt]

I'm all alone

[odd wave]

sasfqwh;kqwk;;klqfwe;hkllwf;fjl

[open pasture]

there should be

[odd wave]

pussting

[grand crypt]

Well not really, a girl sleeping on the other couch

[paper gate]

WHAT IS THIS

@fallow pawn fix

[open pasture]

im such a kittypilled meowmaxxer omg im MEOWING

[odd wave]

what girl

[grand crypt]

But I don't think someone that is sleeping is a good drinking companions

[grand crypt]

My cousin's friend

[lusty jackal]

Nuclear music player >

[odd wave]

OKay

[fallow pawn]

?

[open pasture]

why do people still use spotify

[paper gate]

samie can you fix that

[open pasture]

honest question

[grand crypt]

I stick out like a sore thumb in this group, I be 17 and everyone else 23-24

[fallow pawn]

what

[grand crypt]

Ease

[odd wave]

NOT EASE.

[open pasture]

trading ease for lack of ownership is cringe

[odd wave]

IT TAKES 30 SECONSD TO FIND IT ON YOUTUBE AND DOWNLOAD IT

AND

[grand crypt]

Xmanager on android and spicetify on desktop

[odd wave]

PUT IT INTO VLC

[open pasture]

download soulseek and navidrome and be set for life

[fallow pawn]

@odd wave did you import all these from your iphone

[paper gate]

soulseek has literally nothing i listen to

[odd wave]

the yuri?

[grand crypt]

I discover most of my music via spotify

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[odd wave]

most of them

why ask

[fallow pawn]

I see that

[copper turtle]

qobuz

[fallow pawn]

horrible naming scheme apple does

[copper turtle]

qbdlx

[odd wave]

oh yeah

[open pasture]

soulseek has literally everything. substitute with lidarr and other services too

[open pasture]

qobuz, bandcamp etc

i self host all my music now

[grand crypt]

Bro the girl started to toss around and scared the shit out of me

[lusty jackal]

And even then
If you want streaming you can just use nuclear and enable the similar music autoqueue

[grand crypt]

I'd have the upper hand, she is tangled in a blanket, I am not

[copper turtle]

I use Jellyfin for my music if I don't have my iPod

[open pasture]

navidrome is so based its insane. look into it and get off this own nothing and be happy economy shit with garbo corpo trash like spotify

[copper turtle]

but if I have my iPod I'm just gonna use that for music

[open pasture]

jellyfin is also based

[grand crypt]

Plus I'd win, I box everyone in sight

I even boxed vee

(won)

[jolly temple]

..

[open pasture]

...

[grand crypt]

Not into that kind of roleplay

Kevin and me gotta get into the ring

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/onimai-oniichan-wa-oshimai-mahiro-mahiro-oyama-sleepy-gif-27611790

[grand crypt]

Actually

Kevin would fuck me up

[open pasture]

what kind

what kind of glock!

[sand citrus]

true

[odd wave]

me crawling and sprawling on my bed like acat

[grand crypt]

Like you gotta have balls to say this shit in genreal

[open pasture]

i have a glock 19

[grand crypt]

I think Kevin would win

But I'll still box kev

[lavish owl]

kevin's got balls of steel

[grand crypt]

Glock 20 models kinda doodoo

All Glock models doodoo

[open pasture]

if only i had more money for more pew pews but i keep buying gundams ans warhammer

[grand crypt]

They cheap shit

[grand crypt]

Bro who reacted

Let's box

[open pasture]

for a simple EDC they are perfect

[copper turtle]

meow

[grand crypt]

Get in the ring

[open pasture]

I conceal carry a glock 19 daily and for the price i cant compain

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-25043010

[open pasture]

cope seeth mald +ratio

[grand crypt]

Glock 19 still a massive L

[paper gate]

thats you

[grand crypt]

Like yeah it's cheap

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-child-hana-kazuki-hinae-gif-26856794

[open pasture]

im not going to take the bait but i appreciate the fuck out of you for trying

[grand crypt]

But it's too cheap

[open pasture]

love ya homie