#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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"i'm sorry but I cannot comply with this request" 
i was gonna raid the server but apparently shit doesnt work when its supposed to
:D
laugh at this user https://github.com/VirusterDev/Black-Abyss-Client/blob/main/Black Abyss Client.user.js
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AI would turn those slurs into even worse
you're annoying as the children that came before you and you'll be just as annoying as the children who come after
The API be havin' a lot looser restrictions than the web version, arr matey!
bro has the old public version
You're fucking stupid man how were you even planning to do that
oh
L
you are probably younger than any developer who works on this project which means you aren't even allowed to use discord
nah im over 13 dumbass 💀
ok and
mentally you're not
**Black%20Abyss%20Client.user.js: **Lines 105-109
/*
Menu is still in development... Stay tuned for more updates :)
!IMPORTANT!
** DO NOT COPY **
*/
I shall copy
its still skidded
Over 13cm tall
Do not copy 💀
lets have a look at this "client" of yours
okay
your indenting is absolute bollocks
learn how to code format
they’ve fixed it :(
Is it a fucking JavaScript file you run with greasemonkey dude
learn how to use fetch instead of xmlhttprequest we're not living in 2013
AAAAAARGHGHHHH
What did it do before
stop using manual patching of the dom that doesn't work in react
it breaks the virtual dom tree
thats the first time ive seen someone use SPACES in file names 
@void ivy WHAT IS THIS https://github.com/VirusterDev/Virus-mod/blob/main/Virus mod 2023.user.js
2 years ago 👍
bro is skidding browser games
why are you using tons of functions for loops instead of just actual loops
Menu is in development my arse
you will cause a stack overflow
why yall bullying this kid 😭
bu-bu-bu-but XMLHTTPRequest
Fr
because he's stupid, tried to "raid" the server or whatever, and is about 5 years old
Stop stuttering in text
so i'm being very judgemental of his code
because obvious skid is obvious
Day trader 👍
you would literally not get this accepted in any project except maybe yours if you PRed it
Me when i ddos the server by running ping discord.gg/vencord in the terminal
game that 12 year olds play at school
,
worst code
like who does this absolute monstrosity
https://github.com/VirusterDev/Virus-mod/blob/main/Virus mod 2023.user.js#L7943-L7949 (there are 50 more ifs)
**Virus%20mod%202023.user.js: **Lines 7943-7949
else if (194 === e) t = !1;
else if (195 === e) t = !0;
else if (202 === e) t = this.readF32();
else if (203 === e) t = this.readF64();
else if (204 === e) t = this.readU8();
else if (205 === e) t = this.readU16();
else if (206 === e) t = this.readU32();
spamming ab would give you a completely random answer
will hack mb
Lmao
actual good infrastructure unlike discord
Who fucking cares
bros using crosh ping
I do :(
stfu
this got me giggling
chromebook user
what
T-t2-T-2 bad dude
obvious skid bored at school
💀
its a joke
part of the game's bundle (client side code of the game) which gets re-injected and modified
do it
Damn...
vban @ocean crow 'ethical hacker' malware skid
Done! 
thank u

thank u
They also got an alt account that they joined on that needs to be banned. IDK what that account is though
I know. So was mine
they created like 5 invites
i love it when children do that
lmao
waiting for the day discord revokes invites of banned members

i love absolutely killing people by just doing code review
the day discord stops being money hungry
@open pasture
yop
Bro couldn't even ethical hack his ass
you cant really call discord money hungry
found their alt account
leave them be
its usable without paying
That dude has never actually felt a woman’s touch
yeah but they push you to pay for everything
what if she hack.. 😩 😰
css my beloved
Neither have I
discord in 2027: buy nitro premium to use chat
real 🙏
whar
im kind of good at setting up automod
Set up automod for 103737373737 discord servers then
discord automod still sucks
yes
No
it works well for a lot of htings
setting up discord server is so boringggg
bots are still king for a lot though
bots >
can u read
common filtering is for like family friendly servers
lmao
it has no context
"ethical hacker" man has never seen this before
i was 2 seconds too late
tf is that ugly place
to read that
you would be surprised on the amount of things it has caught that we would have banned people for outright
Do not send this to rainbolt
it works fine
Well, Bro has an alt account where he pretends to be his own girlfriend so I believe it
BMX/Motocross track
fair
Also welcome to the UK where random fields get turned into random shit
also spambots are stupid
Yet again I am arguing about automod.
This time I will NOT ask to see the channel 
factual
im not going to send it there's too many slurs
real
is living in the UK really as bad as ppl say?
Depends on the area you live in
what's wrong with it
our former prime minister, who enacted the voter id law, failed to bring id to vote
i think that tells a lot about the state of the country
Wasn't that borris
yeah
lmao
I want borris back he did more than rishihashisfingeruphisassandcantdoshitproperlyhellcantevenfuckingdotransitionsprobablybruh
anyway we've got an idiot for a prime minister and our economy is falling apart
our current PM we didnt even vote for
and we've had... what is it
Rishi sunak
eh dont worry it's the same for the british colony I live in
4 prime ministers in the span of a single term
christopher luxon 
id rather have a former prisoner for a politician because then at least they know how corrupt the justice system is
@void ivy https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGexs7MyV/
Arr matey! I be feelin' like this pirate plugin, arr, it be makin' our support answers 20 times more adventurously joyful, aye!
it sucks because hes corrupt too
i remember this
😔
its hilarious
Can someone please use your in a sentence already?
He is daft
nop
Also love the quality of his camera too
What’s the best episode of gravity falls?
I HATE THIS FAKE PLAY BUTTON SO MUCH, I ALWAYS FALL FOR IT
This be the grandest use of ChatGPT ever, me hearty!
Same 😭
Close your jaw.
any last words.
right im going to sleep
toodles
That scallywag pilfered me gif!
Same
tell @errant chasm “mrrooww”
how do i talk to females irl
You know you can add a “vx” to beginning of the “TikTok” to embed it for discord
Shush
Just saying
Be full o' self-belief an' true to yer own self, ye'll be spectacular, me hearty!
don’t ask a “ethnical hacker” that question
@sly spear make it talk like skibidi rizz type stuff
YE BE AN ETHICAL SEA DOG, YARR!
Idk I just run
"Ethnical hacker" might just be the finest slip of the quill ever, me matey!
i usually just pull out a gun and shoot them
This is a skibidi test.
Skibidi oh my skibidi god it skibidi works
for some reason the blue uniform guys call it homicide idk why
Idc sleep.
I think that’s illegal
You can.
Sleep for 1 minute.
what does that mean
I'm gonna slap you asleep
yeah but like
Sleep then.
what does illegal mean
Me
since u think its 'illegal'
Fine you win....
It’s something big government does to not make you be able to do the fun things in life
so illegal is being an alien????
:3
overthrow!!!!
good night chat
osu
@paper gate i passed my motorcycle test today
freak these stupid lizards telling me what to do
i was the only one running a high cc motorcycle lol everyone was on scooters, and one guy on a little 300cc
Cc? Like Mario kart?
cc = power basically
hi
a scooter could be like 50-125cc
a 250-300cc is a entry level bike that gets up to like 80-90mph max
so
cc = vroom vroom power
guys riding scooters
400cc your looking at entry level race bike, which is the one I used for the test
one guy riding bike
Are you planning to drive on a highway?
600cc = skilled rider and racer
1000cc = you wanna die fast go fast brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
to hell? yeah
yea iv got to 113 on the highway already
See I only get scared with motorcycles
And I would be even more terrified of driving one in the highway
Arr, blimey! I'm near to bein' all out of API doubloons! 
my insta reels is full of motorcycle crashes and the aftermath on reddit
Like I saw a TikTok on this one first responder talking about how you become a bug against a windshield when you’re on a bike on a highway
Real as Davy Jones' locker, arr!
motorcyclist are just meat crayons waiting to be drawn with

I mean if you ride and die by the bike you do you
I honestly don’t know why I’m saying this
You just got your license
Have fun with it!
im proud toreo
do not
meow
chat we are only 800 stars away from overtaking betterdiscord on github! if you haven't already, make sure to star https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/tree/main

erm that is not a cat that is a chomik
who said that was a cat
courtesy of @covert inlet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776789732343414804/1236570810785861692/day3meme.GIF
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use
STOP USING DISCORD
- ELECTRON WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR CHAT APPS
- A DECADE OF DEVELOPEMENT YET NO REAL NEW FEATURES SINCE NOV 2020
- "wtf discord is using 3gb of memory" - REAL STATEMENTS MADE BY REAL USERS
LOOK AT what Discord Inc. has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the memory and privacy we gave up for it
"Hello I would like a overly animated client that lets me pay $9999 for neat little pngs and -500gb of memory"
They have played us for absolute fools
vee was present at January 6th
vee face reveal
whats the difference between amateur and professional kelp
one doesn't try to krill everyone
should we accept the offer?
What the sigma is going on here
Zielinski core
DUke's got the mvoes. I wish I can dance liike him.
a little bit late for that
erm last i checked its still may
minky told me to say hi for him (he committed war crimes and went into hiding)
nuh uh he's been looking at the same stair for 2 days#🐱-minky message
i got lied to 
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776789732343414804/1237327928975687760/day8meme.GIF
(courtesy of @covert inlet)
chomik chat best chat
my birfday in 19 days
#blocked
i do not condone the actions of the Confederate States of America, furthermore i believe slavery to be one of humanities greatest evils
i do not condone turkey, they know what they did
also the flags are backwards
idiots
nuh uh not yet
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
who
by @dusky vector




vee says that if this message gets 100 chomik reactions they'll give me $1
real
vee says if this message gets 100 chomiks vendor will be shrimple again
vee said if this this message gets 100 chomiks bencord gets deleted
someone tell the breezewiki maintainers to MERGE THIS PR PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD https://gitdab.com/cadence/breezewiki/pulls/15
Some pages break without actual tab support, such as https://breezewiki.com/ben10/wiki/Ultimatrix_(Original)#Modes
This change aims to work with old browsers (such as Firefox for Android 68) and browsers with Javascript disabled (by showing all tab contents and hiding the tab bar, i.e. how tab...
no
gamers we are so close
wing doesnt know i have @neon ferry set up to delete the message once it hits 99 reactions 
i will ban venbot
vban @neon ferry
Failed to ban 1017176847865352332: DiscordRESTError: Missing Permissions on PUT /api/v10/guilds/1015060230222131221/bans/1017176847865352332
vee owes me $1
vee shouldn't have agreed
they did not learn from their mistakes
how will we ever be able to recover from this.... vencord is discontinued... we had a good run 
actually it migth be a different person who left the review idk
anyway @paper gate wanted me to post this
google minecraft and click the grass block 
nuh uh i wanted you to post this
actually you [already have](#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message) loool
im open to employment opportunities!
- pay me lots of money
- let me do whatever i want
^^
⌷

it didn't let me do 1$ so
thank you



🐟
help my java code will not work
not for long
If you are a true vencorder when chat opens you will send duke

#java rules
hiow do hashtags work
can they have spaces
nop
unless ur name is tumblr
(you will take a tumble down a hill in a garbage bin)


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@harsh minnow
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duke breaks phox
duke do you want the ball
anyone elses discord having a memory leak
surely no storm could proceed from this calm
Day 0 vencord chat open
woah chat open
btw y'all actually managed to severely piss off someone who should be regular but couldnt post here enough to leave the server because they couldnt talk anymore
so uh good job opening it back up again
what?
no i didnt understand that sentence
oh
x person deserved to be regular
but they didnt get the role
this channel got locked
they got mad that channel is locked
leaved
unfortunate, tell them to come back D:
too bad they were here because of other friends they met here who probably also moved onto other groups
@harsh minnow today i met a [child] who uses vencord btw
how should i feel about that
Feel vencord about it
i love how the first fucking message we get is a support request
he is a troll
100%
not a malicious one
just funny
can all idiots now atleast not flood #🦊-shiggy-and-friends with support requests
Very happy
Yop
good


its finally over
im sad
:D
why couldn't this chat be locked forever



First
@errant chasm hiii
@paper gate
hihi
Billions will die
rebuild it immediately
hii samiee
i go first
cant wait to enslave another 4 children from this channel (in minecraft)
that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen
nop

gyatt ohio rizz master kai cenat

you're just not sigma alpha enough

@rough thistle appear :3
What is mantikafasiCorp
its @nocturne bough corporation
meow]
huge action sheet but what server is it from huh fuck you discord
YAY OFF TOPIC OPENNNN
ve


finally can be social again
@unkempt coyote best worm
nice music
no the best worm is vee
omg off topic is back
private probs
lets gooo
I thought it would be closed for a whole month
oo whats that funky thing next to your name
clan or soemthing
huh
its a new discord feature
bet they only made that just to look like they did something
it looks like a sudo group chat
lets go i can become a regular
real
clans thing
so useless
whats this
why cant i join the voice channels
nothing
there is no such thing as a voice channel
in this server you have to earn human rights unfortunately
how can i earn human rights then?
ah.
thats only way to get cant vc
Is it easier than in North Korea?
how can i get rid of my role then?
don't tell them the secret😭 😭

hello
evening
By:
How the fuck did you even get can't vc role
i just realised something
i dont know
i literally dont know
Did you ever connect to voice
i will sue vee
no off-topic may implies it would be the whole of may
got shot in the brain
yes
well
You will ask @dire bison
can i still remove my role?
Nop
You can gaslight yourself into believing so tho
modern problems don't have solutions
That is, unless mod decides you are worthy of vcing
do you think im worthy of vcing?
i think no
v+ brain rot @harsh minnow
actualyl u have new vegas pfp
stop posting this brain rot
yeah sure
@winter girder moment
fuck yeah
real
what is this secret server you are all in
Sinker
with horrible cat stickers
(I just cloned)
finally chat back
Scammed
no
hi it's me john courier i need 2000 ncr dollars to kill benny so i can save new vegas
war does not change
yes
no
shoudlnt u get the contributor role
Do you take Vencoin®️
ye why no contributor role
why is here back
@harsh minnow 
explod
on an unrelated note, Papua new guinea seems about as buried as most of the native populous
Vencoin isnt real
robux
i know
discord will add cordcoins
Hes so eepyyy
vminker
vminker
CUTIE
thanks friendlyjordies for reminding me that its not a dystopia if you're living in it
@nota2
hey you havent removed my cant vc role yet
v+ brain rot @late glen
i may possibly have an opportunity to play pokken dx with my brother over the weekend, the main pull to that being braixen is an option
did vaius stop ✅
v+ brain rot @lapis lava (posted weird cat)
what does brain rot role do?
oceanic bug
would you

owoceanic insane
Takes away your right to 
v- janitor @glossy swallow mod abuse & hating on cats (probably prefers dogs... yikeees)
I don't know 
awful
@glossy swallow Java color
Vee more of a catcher then pitcher confirm???! /s (don't send me to the backrooms pretty please)
v+ janitor @glossy swallow
wing on the wong
make an annoying role like brain rot but it gives them a 30 seconds slow mode
you failed successfully
im never getting my role removed am i?
i cannot revert vees will
YOP ME
you should stop begging if you even want a change to get it back 
fr
okay
Come back in 2-4 business days
tysm
okay
What is wrong with dogs 😭
i like java but why is it so green
begging or asking for stuff tends to annoy people more than anything
horror its open
cats better meow
meow
#GiveJaniToTode

@harsh minnow it was a joke. i love cats really <3
cats couldn't give a fuck but bring you a dead bird or rat sometimes, which is neat
how do I get java lover role (and why doesn't @lapis lava have it @lapis lava LOVES duke)
posted weird cat
@harsh minnow cows or goats
no cat slander here
GOATS EASILY
goats
how
🐐
otters good
I PROMISE I DIDNT FARM A HUSK INTENTIONALLY
beavers clear
goat hill skyrim energy
@nocturne bough choose cows or goats
cats or foxes
Should I turn on chinese whisper plugin
v+ brain rot
vee can you give me owner pls and thanks
They are cuter, but why "yikes" to dogs, what have they done to you
@harsh minnow how do i join that clan guh
do you have to approve me or something
mantí will have better opinion
vee is discord CEO
Vee probably cant approve you
u just need the invite
Kitty clan on top
sendd
clan owner has to and the limit is 200 members I think
no way
You will invite entire bencord server
Do not join a klan
Idk hard choice
rusher guild farming love
hard choice
cats
true
hes eepy in my bathroom sink
now of course i have a bias towards foxes for obvious reasons
dolfies should force my server into the experiment
cow sonas are cute you wouldn't get it
soon we will have husk clan
Wing.kt will become clan
tag "frog"
YES
aliu shall be a clan

i want "wing" tag
cats or foxes
wtf.. i can hear that gif 💀
i want f slur tag will it be banned
hard choice
i would
nop
cats I think
dogs > cats
ATGM's or ICBM's?

dogs SUCK
deaf
@glossy swallow she ja on the va til she duke
totally
ai generated
very
because cats are cats, but i'm also me and therefore biased
click on it
click on it
LMAO
i did legit doesnt make a sound
IT DOES
my family used to have 5 cats of which one is still alive
turn on ur sound fool
thats amazing
@viral cape why does your head look insane
why does it cut out LMAO
and dogs too
having a cube head is not normal
Ask me 6 years ago why I am insane
hop on vendetta gaga
no i mean face
fafa

hop on Aliucord
what's the husking
why is aliucord.com huskable
I just presume anything instantly husked to be haunted by hell demons
do you think the 4th time i've been demoted might be the final time
i will buy aliucord.com and make it nsfw so nino gets banned
it exists
how
and I ain't the main protagonist of Doom so I don't wanna risk it
Liking the flashbang amount of white on that page
years ago i made a minecraft selfbot for my little sistēr to get bedwars wins in a server and it broke soon after and my sistēr has been begging me to fix it for months 
LMFAO
For non modern users
What do we do with kode tode
Ban
🧹 Janitorize
WHATT
tell her its bannable or something

vban @glossy swallow
dog eats dog and cat noms cat
Vee will readd selfban
Hop on BetterDiscord
unless its a CAT in that case plug it in you numpty
yop
vban @glossy swallow
Done! 
Hop on Getting Banned From Vencord For Saying "Destroy"
wtf no off topic may is over
@nin0.dev has started a poll:
unban kode tode
1⃣: yes
2⃣: nop

it’s still may lock the channel again
problem??
just blackout and forget it
yes a lot of problems
why 
life without off topic is way better
the elite hate that the voices of the peasants can be heard
WHAT
wing got pestered 50 times a minute that is the only reason why its back /hj
Harassment works is the moral?
love wins
'love'
hey chomiks
i was against it from the start


I'm not PL sklep
i’m not paying for shitcord nitro sorry
when shitcord 2 release
Gimme some users silly
or shitcord 1
Gimme some users silly
So is idle mode just when my status goes yellow
waht the sigma
ye
Baller
@stark herald
also thats literally just a skill issue
its just a channel
no one should be that genuinely upset
anyway its open so tell them to hunker back
i think getting mad that your best source of community is getting cut off is logical
even though you need ze heckin image permerinos or whatever
I haven't been on in a while so I haven't a clue as to what went down
i wish i didnt
got plenty of other things to feel that way about
can we no longer have 5 years slowmode in #🦊-shiggy-and-friends 
u can have offtopic
you know what will happen

(i thought that channel was like 6 hours)
its not

im surprised no one has asked for support in offtopic in a couple minutes
surely this will continue
Hey, I need support
nuh uh
actually maybe it was a little harsh locking this, though i still can't see how this is some peoples' only community with discord and other socials being so open
you hae a point wong
its hard to integrate into existing communities
its hard to exist
its a problem I've experienced myself
heya Gloomy
depends, if you share fixations with regulars you can start to fit in quite quick
people are still often a little elitist about stuff
the my ford is better than ur chevy bs
may is not over
who cares
nuh uh
i care since i use calendar
everyone care
depends, two servers in the past month i've gotten into the community of because there was a regular who does 3ds modding
Sup
offtopic will never be blocked again
people will flood back on may 31
good
Horror
people have no attention spans
no announcement
its current year
there was
tiktok brainrot is too much they didnt notice offtopic
here
vee posted announcement here
no 3 videos playing at the same time with pop up text in colours
mods just started talking after
shit banned reported and forwarded to the FBI and Interpol
maybe we opened it too soon
that's it, chat is closed again
offtopic shall never be closed again
i see the polls channel vee
@cosmic otter you have a peg leg

@paper gate dont husk ladies
can't hide from me
:(
mrrow
Very rude
hf!poll "what do we do with Tode" "leave banned
" "Unban" "Unban+jani" "kill"
@nin0.dev has started a poll:
what do we do with Tode
1⃣: leave banned :trolleyzoom:
2⃣: Unban
3⃣: Unban+jani
4⃣: kill
sory
hf² loves not rendering emojis
h
kill
tode banned themselves i think
guhh
skill isue.
removed
bad
idiots kept overusing
hi im new
hii
hi
You will work your way back up to regular
welcome to the server!
welcome!
what's regular?
remember #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 is in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
does everyone start off like irregular
holy shit imagine monthly server reset
everyone gets reset to default roles and has to work their way up to regular / contributor etc

chat in chaos
this seems only really an option if there were level roles
vee you need to remod tode



