🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[small finch]

that’s not that old

[keen junco]

actually maybe it was v7

[tropic yoke]

[e-mail]

[small finch]

if it was v7 then they would be suffering

[novel shore]

gamemaker dont crash for 5 minutes challenge (very hard)

[stark herald]

v6

[keen junco]

discord didn't really bother updating the api version because yes

[stark herald]

it was v6 i just checked

https://web.archive.org/web/20200506040049/https://discord.com/channels/@me

[pseudo burrow]

Discord wants me to click that 'Update Ready!" button

[small finch]

oh

[pseudo burrow]

I think I still have a 2018 discord file or smth

[small finch]

literally 1 version away from being a disabled API

[pseudo burrow]

Nvm

I lost it I think

[keen junco]

they wanted to disabled v6 a long time ago until they realized their mobile app still relied on it

but with the react native port no longer an issue

[small finch]

the default api version is still v6?

6

i can read

[pseudo burrow]

Convert Snowflake to DateTime

[keen junco]

v6 is so bad with errors

[verbal ledge]

my classmates are cutting the line and straight up committing theft

[small finch]

don’t slowflakes use their own epoch for some reason

[verbal ledge]

😭

[verbal ledge]

yes

[keen junco]

yes

[small finch]

was it 2015 jan 1 or

[keen junco]

yes

[small finch]

i don’t rember when the day month is

[small finch]

ok atleast the epoch is on the first day

and not some mentally incompetent day

[stark herald]

@keen junco how do they make it so snowflakes cant be duplicate

[verbal ledge]

Worker ID

[small finch]

they’re based on ts and two other numbers

[mental oxide]

decided to make an Android app, will i get hateful thoughts during the process

[stark herald]

w.hat if 10000 people send a msg at the same time wouldnt it like put the incrementing thing where the date part is so like iuhgh

[bold wren]

no

[small finch]

nope

[pseudo burrow]

Imagine being Elon Musk

[small finch]

https://discord.com/developers/docs/reference#snowflakes

look here

to see why they can’t be duplicate

[pseudo burrow]

my first instinct is to plant a Neuralink chip in Marvin's brain

[bold wren]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowflake_ID

[keen junco]

X (formerly Twitter)

[keen junco]

nuh uh

[pseudo burrow]

Damn

They had such a good name

Elon Musk just screwed it up

[novel shore]

can we all agree twitter is the only thing thats ok to deadname

[pseudo burrow]

Deadnaming is not cool

even if its a platform

[sand citrus]

die

[keen junco]

i will deadname you

[small finch]

if i get my hands on marvin the first thing i’m doing is mixing ethanol and chlorine

[novel shore]

🤓

[hasty fractal]

Hai

[keen junco]

you're not getting your hands on me

[small finch]

chloroform :3

[stark herald]

yippee thanks

just what i wanted

i get it now

i love ts!

[keen junco]

you can't touch me i'm just part of your silly imagination

[small finch]

i am actually schizo

so uncool

[stark herald]

/gen ?

[keen junco]

a little silly

[small finch]

Charlie is the silly one

[pseudo burrow]

I hate religion groups who try to attack people

[small finch]

not me

[keen junco]

who the fuck is charlie

[small finch]

:3

[pseudo burrow]

Guess

[small finch]

charlie, charley, or charles!

[keen junco]

no idea

[stark herald]

i need to learn to speak in vc

[small finch]

ask nab

she’ll explain

[pseudo burrow]

Charlie Brown

[keen junco]

i see

[dusty goblet]

man

i reported a tweet but didnt screenshot

now i cant access it anymore

[pseudo burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-rain-rain-horse-sad-horse-jerma-gif-8087466928409277206

[small finch]

erm it’s xeet actually

[dusty goblet]

die

[stark herald]

i dont think ill ever be able to speak english in voice until i move to an english speaking country irl >~<

[pseudo burrow]

How do you guys pronounce "X"

[stark herald]

i can speak it just fine but i get nervous

[dusty goblet]

its twitter.

[pseudo burrow]

I pronounce it like "Zeex"

[small finch]

ecks

[cerulean lance]

like the woman who left me

[next warren]

eecks

[sudden sun]

meow

[pseudo burrow]

Every even number has the letter E in it

[cerulean lance]

cat

[pseudo burrow]

Think about that

[hot hinge]

but hey it's okay im your girl now

[dusty goblet]

this is good but i missed the perfect opportunity to report them to the police

[keen junco]

in case you ever wanted to register a discord account

[cerulean lance]

sorry im taken

[next warren]

you meant odd

[hot hinge]

no way

[pseudo burrow]

No

[dusty goblet]

not anymore

[hot hinge]

extra funny

[cerulean lance]

taken as a joke

[next warren]

whatever

[hasty fractal]

meow

[small finch]

reported to coral

[pseudo burrow]

Woof

[next warren]

okay im dumb

[hot hinge]

so my message was interpreted as a joke 💔

[stiff urchin]

[hasty fractal]

How do i Donate to vencord

[keen junco]

who

[pseudo burrow]

😈

[stiff urchin]

especially if you're developing it with react native

[small finch]

:3

[hot hinge]

hello cutie

[small finch]

you don’t know who coral is?

[crisp finch]

soul sacrifice

[stiff urchin]

helo

[keen junco]

no

[hot hinge]

google pixel 4 xl?

[small finch]

lol

[cerulean lance]

life is a cage and death is the key

[hasty fractal]

okay i sacrifice myself

[stark herald]

WAIT HOW DO YOU GET THESE

vscode extension now

[boreal torrent]

Hi

[stark herald]

hii lyvis

[hot hinge]

true

[keen junco]

wait until you find out it's a native feature

[boreal torrent]

hiii

[crisp finch]

pref are virgins

[stark herald]

NOP

doesnt work

[boreal torrent]

How are you doing?

[small finch]

i can’t sent images

[stark herald]

it happens when i do java

[small finch]

forgor

[stark herald]

on ts it doesnt do those

[small finch]

was gonna send a screenshot

[stark herald]

how,,,

[boreal torrent]

I am happy I could at least come out online :D

[keen junco]

just enable

[hot hinge]

dm me

I'll send

[lime harbor]

is there a custom profile decorations vencord plugin or are people using smth different because i keep seeing a lot of these

[boreal torrent]

hii luii

[stark herald]

this is on,,

[hot hinge]

hiiiii ivy

[verbal ledge]

bruh the library movie dvd has ADS

[pseudo burrow]

Dance with the devil or Dance with vencord

[small finch]

:p

[hot hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233124111358890017/1233124134750388285/image0.jpg?ex=662bf3d8&is=662aa258&hm=abee97241f9850df7f5de929771f681864fbfad1b3175022709bcdf7eaf47a7a&

[stark herald]

ohhhh

[cerulean lance]

i read this as "aids"

[stark herald]

@keen junco THIS i think

[keen junco]

maybe

[boreal torrent]

god

[keen junco]

oh

[crisp finch]

yes?

[boreal torrent]

If there's a profession I dont wanna be at all

That is being a teacher

It's so fucking hard

[keen junco]

my room is so dark

[pseudo burrow]

When is there gonna be a fentanyl vencord update

[small finch]

all teachers say that at first

[pseudo burrow]

Why is european windows so cool

our windows in america suck ass

[boreal torrent]

I had an arts teacher last year that has autism and adhd

[night cape]

they use zod internally?

[boreal torrent]

She was really nice to us

[keen junco]

no

[stark herald]

YEAHH

tyyipee

[night cape]

whats this from then

[keen junco]

my code

[small finch]

it’s his code

you dingus

[night cape]

man shutcho bitchass up whitename

[small finch]

no

lol

[boreal torrent]

I should set up my tablet as a laptop with Termux

[night cape]

use valibot instead

[boreal torrent]

should be fun using x11 on it

[mental oxide]

get their ass oomf

[stark herald]

@keen junco good code i thought that was discord's

[uncut stratus]

umiuh

[small finch]

being a whitename is the best 😀

[keen junco]

however >:3

[uncut stratus]

umiuh ❤️

[small finch]

funfact discord source maps used to be publicly indexable

[night cape]

can i get uhhhhhh readstate store please and thank you :3

[verbal ledge]

yea

[small finch]

ok i’ve reached my daily allocation of talking in this server

[hot hinge]

my dms are open

[keen junco]

what for

[pseudo burrow]

Dawg

This server SUCKS

[nocturne bough]

hello can I have thse

[night cape]

am making my own and they made it so bad idk how to

[keen junco]

no

[pseudo burrow]

Why are people racist against white names

[nocturne bough]

bad

[lapis lava]

uwu

[nocturne bough]

is that offical source

[night cape]

racism is cool 😎

[keen junco]

because most of them are stupid

[keen junco]

yop

[nocturne bough]

whens it from

[pseudo burrow]

Why are black names respected more

Equality

we need equality

[night cape]

it has .git

so now probably

[void ivy]

what

[keen junco]

just pulled >:3

[small finch]

we love discord monorepo

[nocturne bough]

[night cape]

whats up levy

[next warren]

cool

[void ivy]

thinking about coding

and trying out shadcn ui

[keen junco]

it's aight

[night cape]

instant mid because react

[lapis lava]

i love exploding

[next warren]

wow

awesome

[void ivy]

i dont really mind react

[keen junco]

there are ports for other js framerworks

[boreal torrent]

I should setup everything mid class

[stark herald]

soon

[void ivy]

and shadcn makes it easier for me to get a prototype working and then edit the components' appearances later

[night cape]

i saw that yes

[keen junco]

https://www.shadcn-svelte.com/
https://www.shadcn-vue.com/

[stark herald]

i love react

more than svelte

i have tried no others

i wante dto try angular but gavce up instantly c:

[keen junco]

angular is brainrot max

[lapis lava]

i like svelte tbh

stays close to real html with some benefits

[stark herald]

i dont like how you cant have multiple components in 1 file

[keen junco]

yeah same i low composable components

[nocturne bough]

@clear portal

hello

oh hes sleeping

probably

[keen junco]

:3

[nocturne bough]

what is that ugliness

[keen junco]

you

[covert inlet]

leaked

[nocturne bough]

I am NOT ugly

please...

[uncut stratus]

you ARE

[night cape]

youre turkish...

[keen junco]

@paper gate please confirm mantikafasi uglyness

[night cape]

either femboy or fat man

[nocturne bough]

being turkish just makes you poor

not ugly

[uncut stratus]

ugly.

[void ivy]

its not for everyone

[nocturne bough]

you are whitename blablabla

[pseudo burrow]

Ew

Is that disocrd's new code block

[uncut stratus]

ugly.

[lapis lava]

someone turn manti into whitename

[keen junco]

it's new discord font yes

[lapis lava]

for funny

[stark herald]

is ther any advantage to

<StatCatd title="uwu" subtitle={`${Vencord.Webpack.findByProps("getToken").getToken()} users`} />

[harsh minnow]

FUCK DISCORD

[lapis lava]

EXPLODE

[void ivy]

a lot

[verbal ledge]

it was fun while it lasted

[lapis lava]

this is why i prefer decor

[void ivy]

first that looks horrific

[nocturne bough]

OH MY GOD

[lapis lava]

they dont do netflix like decors

[stark herald]

.(

[uncut stratus]

hh

[nocturne bough]

@keen junco leak discord java source when

[void ivy]

second the multiple components approach means you can pass other components (or html) into those a ton easier than a prop

[timber oriole]

i have a question for the smartypants': would a vendcord plugin that replaces Krisp with RNNoise be technically possible? (forgive me if this is a stupid question with an obvious answer, i'm no developer)

[void ivy]

we already have that

[stark herald]

you can do tha too with the other approach i thimk

[dusty goblet]

discord W

[nocturne bough]

I thought I said that before

and it turns out

I said it exactly one year ago

holy shit

[lapis lava]

insane

[stark herald]

just check typeof title == string

[void ivy]

i thought we had rnnoise

[dusty goblet]

I have these anyway

[void ivy]

am i silly

[keen junco]

composable. in the case of what i made not necessarily important but makes it easier to re-use the component for other things

[stark herald]

meow

[lapis lava]

you did suggest making plugin library @nocturne bough

[nocturne bough]

whaa

[lapis lava]

check aliucord

[nocturne bough]

oh

[void ivy]

oh it was removed i remember

[nocturne bough]

yes I did

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/sawaratsuki1004/status/1783528101290582019

[lapis lava]

did you make mantilib

[nocturne bough]

I actually tried to make a plugin library before

but couldnt manage to use it from other plugins because weird androd stuff

maybe I can achieve if I try now but ghhgh

[lapis lava]

android insane

this is why you use betterdiscord

[nocturne bough]

BETTER THAN WHATEVER JAVASCRIPT HAS

[stark herald]

ypu will make RN plugins

[void ivy]

i like how its this one person who does them now cuz they're the only one who is actually dedicated to the bit

[nocturne bough]

hard

reading hermes code ugly

[void ivy]

the original person made .. a handful i think? but this person is going wild

love it

[nocturne bough]

searching with webpack functions uglier

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough will port bdfdb to vendetta

[nocturne bough]

never

[verbal ledge]

@harsh minnow just curious, what are the limitations that prevent vencord's userscript from working in safari

[harsh minnow]

idk u tell me

[stark herald]

who was the original?

[void ivy]

aisuasai

with pizza hut

[nocturne bough]

I cant read my own code and people be like yeah develop react native plugin

[stark herald]

can vencord user script run on internet explorer

[void ivy]

https://vxtwitter.com/AisuAsai/status/1780118754590179702

this was the twt that kickstarted the whole thing

[nocturne bough]

https://github.com/SAWARATSUKI/ServiceLogos and now we have this

pretty good

[void ivy]

yeah

sawaratsuki i think did a techlogo because someone else did

and then tehy just made loads of techlogos

[jaunty stag]

request vencord logo

[void ivy]

OH MY GOD

THEY DID NOT

LOL

KSJDFLKJSDLKF

I WOULD ACTUALLY DIE IF I SAW THIS ON A CUSTOMER SITE

[stark herald]

thers also https://github.com/Aikoyori/ProgrammingVTuberLogos

[white palm]

is it working?

[harsh minnow]

https://github.com/SAWARATSUKI.png

[nocturne bough]

I love how github has SANE pfp urls

(unlike discord)

[stark herald]

discord.com/mantikafasi.png

[dusty goblet]

?? if they didnt work would i use them

[void ivy]

AHAHA

[nocturne bough]

they didnt make windows 10 logo

0/10

[void ivy]

(from this one)

[white palm]

I see how that works, but why is the clown animation called fieryflames lol

[dusty goblet]

its for decors clown decoration

i hide both

[white palm]

oh

[stark herald]

what did discord do to gc default icons

[viral cape]

experiment

[stark herald]

my alt got it rolled i think

[nocturne bough]

please

dont use gc for group chat

[sand citrus]

why not

[stiff urchin]

i feel so bad for them

[stark herald]

wh,y

[nocturne bough]

by java head thinks something else

[stark herald]

WHAT

[sand citrus]

garbage colection

[noble quest]

look at the little duke

[stiff urchin]

cute

[viral cape]

zeet is in your computer

[keen junco]

holy shit i should remake zeet gif with that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1212945868785979402/horror.gif

[nocturne bough]

best places

not worst

[sand citrus]

worsty

[noble quest]

make it "zeet wants to send notifications"

[keen junco]

no zeet wants your location

[frosty plaza]

@paper gate I live in turkey

[stark herald]

this is so good

[keen junco]

i should make discord backend re-implementation in java with OOP

[sand citrus]

april is almost over r u gonna change pfp back

[stark herald]

typescript

[frosty plaza]

I am always fool not special to april

[keen junco]

i did with typescript already but NodeJS is pain

[verbal ledge]

it is the warning

[noble quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1231388644909252708/7TCX0uZd.gif

[sand citrus]

[night cape]

make in crystal :3

[keen junco]

no

[frosty plaza]

nop java will be used

[night cape]

3:

[frosty plaza]

crystal devil

[sand citrus]

True

[keen junco]

i will use interfaces and everything

[frosty plaza]

yes

YES

DO THAT I WANT THAT

[harsh minnow]

HELP ME

[noble quest]

@frosty plaza what do you carnally desire

[viral cape]

FoolDB

[frosty plaza]

ven husked again

[night cape]

@frosty plaza you will go to turkish hell for this

[frosty plaza]

astagfirullah

[sullen lynx]

I'm errorsexual

Attempting to lay with me will cause my face and pelvis to deform into a red X

[night cape]

also yay my mom left for vacation, i can steal her monitor again

[sand citrus]

i would too

[crisp finch]

hi errorsexual
im malwina

[night cape]

27'' my beloved

[night cape]

is that u

[sullen lynx]

Wanna lay with me

[crisp finch]

no?

[sand citrus]

Wanna lay with me

[keen junco]

No it's zeet

[night cape]

zt could never

[keen junco]

I will lay you below the ground

[crisp finch]

ok i can lay like that

[keen junco]

Good

[sullen lynx]

Aww man, had to try I guess

How's HRT? A friend of mine is going through a similar process and I don't fully understand how it works

[keen junco]

Not anymore

[crisp finch]

you go through different puberty basically

[feral flower]

vencord made me a heckin valid trans woman

[keen junco]

I played Genshin when it first came out but soon realized it was a scam

[keen junco]

I will heck you

[crisp finch]

vencord made me trans

[slow brook]

based

[sullen lynx]

How does that work?

[slow brook]

google it?

we aren’t doctors

[elder geyser]

hello

[keen junco]

Fucking hate woke people forcing people to become trans

[elder geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/927852230084788234/1233128812191940648/caption.gif?ex=662bf833&is=662aa6b3&hm=d92db480fced26a803ee034f667d7e00906b1456e6d7e6055532cbf51b636899&

[crisp finch]

puberty

just puberty

[sand citrus]

i must run mihoyo ring0 drivers on my machine

[slow brook]

true, was shot because i refused

[sullen lynx]

I was trying to get an answer from a person who is actively experiencing it

[verbal ledge]

why the fuck does mihoyo need ring 0

[dense phoenix]

i hate chinese spyware!!! time to use american spyware instead

[sand citrus]

anticheat, but why? idk

[feral flower]

why is everyone in here like this

[sand citrus]

wdym

[slow brook]

i never had gay thoughts until i joined this server

[sullen lynx]

Nuh-uh

[keen junco]

So you don't cheat in single player game

[fallow drum]

man i broke all of my rocks so i have to wait for them to respond why don’t they say that at the beginning of animal crossing 😭 it says to eat fruit to make your character break rocks but apparently that’s not how you actually get iron nuggets

so i have 4 out of the 30

[verbal ledge]

developers are getting too comfortable with ring 0

[sand citrus]

kinda true

heard of the mhyprot ransomware?

"

[verbal ledge]

does any game make you install a kext on macos

[elder geyser]

https://github.com/an-anime-team/the-honkers-railway-launcher

[sullen lynx]

You do if the single player game in question is one of the PS2 Sims adventure games

[sand citrus]

are mac anticheats even a thing

cus like

vac isnt on mac

like ist just not there

(from what ive heard)

[frosty plaza]

I became level 1 on minioncord

[keen junco]

Because I support Trump

[frosty plaza]

small progress for me but big progress for humanity

[sand citrus]

vac is on linux but

not nearly as advanced

as on windows

[open pasture]

@rapid aurora https://i.potato.best/a5XAd04TgclP this is not awesome sause

[verbal ledge]

imagine developers explaining to their users why they have to reduce security on their computer and add a kext to play the game

[elder geyser]

sex

[noble quest]

does vac work on either?

[sand citrus]

4 modules vs 15

[sand citrus]

yes

people shit on vac too much

[sullen lynx]

Disguise Kali Linux by making it look like Mac OS

[sand citrus]

it works

[noble quest]

nuh uh

[elder geyser]

vac isnt kernel level

[sand citrus]

its doing the best it can

[elder geyser]

it's just a background process

[sand citrus]

as a usermode anticheat

[frosty plaza]

is there a minion dating server

[sand citrus]

ill make one

[noble quest]

[frosty plaza]

does anyone know

[keen junco]

Make one if not

[feral flower]

everybody is trans for some reason

[elder geyser]

warning accept my friend req

[sand citrus]

why care

[frosty plaza]

good idea

[keen junco]

I'm cis

[sullen lynx]

There is a mi- dating server

(If I shoot my shot maybe the gun is aiming at my head)

[dense phoenix]

p sure they said vac is only to prevent casual cheating and they wanna just piss off the more serious cheaters with stuff like prime

[open pasture]

no, you're marvin

[verbal ledge]

background process anticheat is crazy

[frosty plaza]

found one

lets see

[feral flower]

well like 90% in here is trans

[sand citrus]

vac runs in the steam service process which is just an admin process really

[slow brook]

it’s a discord client server. it’s par for the course

[dense phoenix]

the techonology to make better cheats is there so whats the point of better defenses if they get smashed immedeatly

[frosty plaza]

first of all its NOT weird

[sand citrus]

i got fucked by vac recently because i was debugging some stuff that opened a handle to counter strike, while i was disconnected from any server

[frosty plaza]

basically its "i" but big

[verbal ledge]

also DMA cheats can't really be patched

[sand citrus]

i was not even in game

[frosty plaza]

so it becomes "İ"

[sand citrus]

i wanna appeal but idk if they would listen

[stark herald]

I

[frosty plaza]

in same way theres "ı"

so SIMPLE

[sand citrus]

prob better to just get a new acc atp

[keen junco]

Because all the cis people are getting bullied out

[stark herald]

so turkish has I with a dot and i without dot

[dense phoenix]

just stop being turkish

[frosty plaza]

YES

NO

[dense phoenix]

(this sounds racist however idc)

[slow brook]

become apart of the 90%

[verbal ledge]

since when was tampermonkey closed source

[sand citrus]

always

[dense phoenix]

cut my internet as soon as i said that the feds are onto me

[verbal ledge]

my life is a lie

[dense phoenix]

since forever

[stark herald]

watch this

[verbal ledge]

serves them right

[next warren]

no

[slow brook]

this server is a fake server created by the feds to trap you

we’re all federal agents

[open pasture]

what if

[slow brook]

we got you

[digital kettle]

tghujıopşhghjhg56yuıopoıu7y6t5rrfghjıufhj

[stark herald]

cutie

[feral flower]

ermmm no

[dense phoenix]

disk nuts

[dense phoenix]

HAIIIIIII HRU

[open pasture]

u so cute !

[digital kettle]

HAIII

u

[next warren]

yappish

[stark herald]

everyone loves ashley

[sand citrus]

eeveryone lloves Me

[noble quest]

how do you pronounce this
https://github.com/alacritty/alacritty

[slow brook]

everyone hates chris

[next warren]

hi

[digital kettle]

am gonna eep

[sand citrus]

alacritty

[digital kettle]

:3

[crisp finch]

meow

[digital kettle]

gn cuties

[dense phoenix]

gn qtpi

[digital kettle]

u

[dense phoenix]

blobhaj_blobby_hug

[sand citrus]

Yoooooooooooooooooooooo

[digital kettle]

ily

[night cape]

sigh.

[sand citrus]

sigh.

[stark herald]

i say "alacritty"

[night cape]

i just dont get why this happens

[stark herald]

noo you beat me to it

[sand citrus]

[pseudo burrow]

Culture suck

[lavish relic]

a

[sand citrus]

helo

[keen junco]

b

[jaunty stag]

[lavish relic]

@keen junco@sand citrus haii

[sand citrus]

how are uu

hows your day

[lavish relic]

awesomeee i went trekking

time to slebp now

[elder geyser]

when im in a stupid piece of shit that doesnt work contest and my opponent is Cmake

[crisp finch]

hi in a stupid piece of shit that doesnt work contest and my opponent is Cmake
im malwina

[elder geyser]

r u real

[crisp finch]

no

me AI

[verbal ledge]

whitename@nekoserve:/home/nekohaxx$ cat .zshrc
cat: .zshrc: Permission denied
whitename@nekoserve:/home/nekohaxx$

[lapis lava]

I give insane friend nicknames

[ebon copper]

why cant i update vencord lol

[crisp finch]

hi a nerd and my opponent is someone who says nerd stuff
im malwina

[crisp finch]

vbs

[verbal ledge]

whitename@nekoserve:/home/nekohaxx$ cat .zshrc
cat: .zshrc: Permission denied
whitename@nekoserve:/home/nekohaxx$ chmod +x .zshrc
chmod: changing permissions of '.zshrc': Operation not permitted
whitename@nekoserve:/home/nekohaxx$ cat .zshrc
cat: .zshrc: Permission denied
whitename@nekoserve:/home/nekohaxx$ 

[dense phoenix]

sane

[sand citrus]

@sleek arch ty for sharing that jerma gambling video yesterday i watched the whole thing

[jaunty stag]

whitename@

[sand citrus]

i havent watched jerma in a while, that vid was good

[ebon copper]

what!!

[crisp finch]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[sand citrus]

somehow stung me when he gambled like all his virtual money

[crisp finch]

hi compiling a peak jerma video playlist rn lemme know if u have some good ones
im malwina

[feral flower]

wow sister so valid

[robust bear]

wait, is there a new season???

[noble quest]

we need to add dadbot into this server

[ebon copper]

[verbal ledge]

by the way chmod +x doesn't change readability of the file

this applies to linux as well

[viral cape]

shell rc files arent supposed to be executed

[verbal ledge]

yea they're sourced

[covert inlet]

why does youtube just randomly start eating my cpu

[open pasture]

@next warren

[verbal ledge]

yea chmod works basically the same on macos

[viral cape]

shitcode probably

[covert inlet]

like I can be idle and suddenly my cpu usage spikes

[verbal ledge]

i use your mom

you learn something new every day

[analog prism]

No one knows who me is (do not look at my linked Spotify please)

[feral flower]

Ö

[verbal ledge]

unfortunately the same can't be said about your logic

[sand citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735563479498621070/1198070886847217674/pate9.gif

[viral cape]

h

[analog prism]

Yes

[fluid vector]

Forget what it's called and it's hardly a recognized term but my dad says "latex-fruit syndrome"

[sand citrus]

hi michael jackson

[fluid vector]

Where a latex allergy (which I uh. Don't know if I have? And don't think I do?) will also result in an allergy to like several fruits

[sand citrus]

hee hee

[fluid vector]

Owww! Ah,,, shka,,, or whatever he says

[feral flower]

mossad runs discord and also vencord btw

[twilit portal]

does anyone know if there's a plugin for converting latex input to actual latex in messages

[sand citrus]

can u do the money spread

[feral flower]

im a goy so i cant

[verbal ledge]

how, by images? or a client-side latex renderer

[analog prism]

h

[twilit portal]

the latter

[analog prism]

@fickle cosmos is very here

[verbal ledge]

there might be some sort of plugin

[night cape]

thats cool i didnt know that

[sand citrus]

Dey broke as shit😂😂

[night cape]

someone made one for bd ages ago but i dont know if it works still

[feral flower]

da joos took all my shekels

so heckin over

[verbal ledge]

what kind of question is that

proof

then it's your fault

but what kind of shit could you possibly do it get banned from 139 servers

damn

[feral flower]

heckin chud

[unique wyvern]

good evening chat

[sand citrus]

hi

[slow brook]

i believe you. 139 servers just had an unjust vendetta against you

only explanation

[tame tide]

@sleek arch I don't hate you

[sand citrus]

they are haters

[tardy wharf]

ngl

[sand citrus]

why not

[viral cape]

why does bro have me blocked

[tardy wharf]

i am trying to add a command to morecommands plugin

i will make sure to send pr

[sand citrus]

lool this bit

wtf it just

keeps going for 10 mnutes?? lmfao

[tardy wharf]

i can give up tho

[sand citrus]

he had too much fun with that

[fallow drum]

i do

[viral cape]

did i husk you

[pseudo burrow]

its raining men

[fickle cosmos]

whateverthewordis

[bold wren]

@tame tide @fallow drum

[sand citrus]

Lemme just guess what word u had in mind

[verbal ledge]

im bored what vencord plugin should i make today

[sand citrus]

all the illegal ones

[bold wren]

@fallow drum without true love we just exist

[verbal ledge]

no

[viral cape]

sex plugin (2)

[tame tide]

hey did you see my offer for the band?

[bold wren]

i don't know what ur talking about

[verbal ledge]

i like the traditional/legacy way of plugins more than the vencord way

[fickle cosmos]

I shou;d get my donor role back 🔥

[verbal ledge]

why husk

[tame tide]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message @bold wren @sleek arch

[viral cape]

what happened

[pseudo burrow]

i hate HTML

[fickle cosmos]

i left so

[viral cape]

you will elaborate first

[pseudo burrow]

can we have a rebrand of HTML

[viral cape]

why

[fickle cosmos]

felt like it

[viral cape]

WOKE HTML be like EVERYTHING is a <div>

[viral cape]

go bother vee or modmail then

[sand citrus]

the div stands for DIVERSITY (WOKE AF!)

[verbal ledge]

i mean it just seems like things might break if you try to patch things based on regex patterns

we don't talk the jailbreak

[frank solstice]

what did I come back to 😭

[pseudo burrow]

I'm gonna bother the janitors

[sand citrus]

WOKENESS..

[viral cape]

do you prefer patching over entire functions instead

[feral flower]

jannies clean it up

[viral cape]

something feels wrong about the word "jannies"

[fickle cosmos]

vee will execute me

[verbal ledge]

seems more reliable to me tbh

[pseudo burrow]

Why is there a new discord badge called "quest"

[verbal ledge]

and they can be dynamically loaded

[sand citrus]

Are u woke

[verbal ledge]

because discord devs are braindead

[fickle cosmos]

yes

[sand citrus]

pls terll me u r favorite x86 instuction\

[fickle cosmos]

(I forgot what this word means 💀)

[verbal ledge]

im awake

[hollow surge]

i've gotten myself in quite a hole

[sand citrus]

so woke!

blocked!

[feral flower]

janny here, i just got a raise of 25% of my $0 salary

[errant chasm]

im eepy not woke

[feral flower]

0$ maybe a hotpocket or two

[hollow surge]

my crush is a lesbian, i'm a guy, she says stuff like "i love you" and cuddles with me constantly, which makes me so fucking confused

[slow brook]

i’ll double that

if you work for me

[fickle cosmos]

thats normal

[pseudo burrow]

I made a VPN that connects me to North Korean servers

Where's my money

[slow brook]

i think you should stop that for your own sake

[viral cape]

platonic

?

[feral flower]

yes xir

[hollow surge]

i don't know!!!

[fickle cosmos]

I made a VPN that connects to me China (the firewall hurts)

[pseudo burrow]

Crushes are so weird

[fickle cosmos]

Fun fact: In china you HAVE to use google.cn

[pseudo burrow]

So the government can track you?

[fickle cosmos]

Idk

[slow brook]

stop cuddling with your crush if you know the feelings won’t ever be reciprocated.

[fickle cosmos]

I have a PC in china I can remote into

[pseudo burrow]

Will they beat me up secretly when i search up "chinese government bad"

No

[fickle cosmos]

yes

[pseudo burrow]

they're gonna lock my door and close the lights and beat the shit out of me

then i'm gonna be forced to say an "apology"

[crisp finch]

meow

[fickle cosmos]

Also if you search the chinese guy standing infront of a tank the CCP plant a bomb in your GPU

[pseudo burrow]

When are they gonna demonstrate how they beat people up anyways

[fickle cosmos]

they made me sign a NDA to not tell anyone

or else they will do it again

[pseudo burrow]

Srry I'm in north america not asia

[pseudo burrow]

Meow

[tardy wharf]

pnpm broke

[fallow drum]

if you got banned from 139 servers that just means there’s 139 people that dislike you equally

i’ve never been banned from a server

[pseudo burrow]

This is so false

[fallow drum]

except for this one a long time ago

[fickle cosmos]

Mods ban this person

[pseudo burrow]

Raiders ban everybody

[fallow drum]

how is that false 😭

[pseudo burrow]

Ok but

[crisp finch]

meow

[fallow drum]

139 servers getting raided??

[pseudo burrow]

how does that make sense

[pseudo burrow]

Yeah

[pseudo burrow]

that happened

[feral flower]

if thats true thats heckin transphobia amirite

[fallow drum]

we don’t have dms so idk

[pseudo burrow]

I don't see how thats accurate

because people raid or just quit their server

[sand citrus]

rent free

[pseudo burrow]

also why are you getting banned from 139 servers

what the hell you doing

[fallow drum]

yop

love

[pseudo burrow]

honestly

[feral flower]

reported for transphobia you will see the switch user screen in 5 hours

[pseudo burrow]

macOS is better than linux and windows

[fallow drum]

i have one i bought for $2,000 now

have had a macbook for over a year

i love

[feral flower]

good goy

[fallow drum]

goy

[pseudo burrow]

Same I love apple the fruit

[fallow drum]

apples 🥰

[pseudo burrow]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

[feral flower]

getting banned means they lost or sometjhing

[rapid aurora]

hello amazing people

[feral flower]

cant handle the aryvn vril...

[fickle cosmos]

im gonna break someones fingers, who wants to volunteer?

[feral flower]

last.fm
Ö

[fickle cosmos]

Umlaut moment

[pseudo burrow]

avicii is the best artist

[fallow drum]

i am convinced all of you are the same person with multiple alts

[fickle cosmos]

Virtual riot: hmm.....

(both are)

[fickle cosmos]

I contribute to this a little... I have like 4 alts hiding somewhere (lost 2fa keys moment)

[fallow drum]

i have an alt i lost access to but i still send everything there

[fickle cosmos]

I just had to revert my VPS back to a snapshot 24 days ago 😭

[torpid adder]

=

[fickle cosmos]

=

[verbal ledge]

discord so good at localization

[next warren]

=

[signal rose]

guys what do you think of my tileset (wip)

[tardy wharf]

vesktop is the most unstable discord client

why dont they use a patched electron

[fallow drum]

bro can’t operate vesktop

[pseudo burrow]

lighting bolts shoot from my finger tips

[fallow drum]

it’s so over for this server as we know it

[pseudo burrow]

wake me u

[pseudo burrow]

wake me up

[tardy wharf]

it crashes every second

[stark herald]

very good :D

[fallow drum]

not on my machine

it’s just web browser

[signal rose]

:3

[fallow drum]

but as an app

[feral flower]

oh great heavens

[lavish relic]

haii

[stark herald]

hai

[lavish relic]

hai nino hru

[lavish relic]

whag

[fickle cosmos]

ban this member this instance for uncalled racism /j

[rapid aurora]

wtf

[tame basin]

🦧

[rapid aurora]

kaiiii

[fickle cosmos]

Nevoooooooooooooooo

[night cape]

guhhh my heart was beating so fast just now

[rapid aurora]

KAIIIIIII

[fickle cosmos]

NEVOOOOOOˎˊ˗

[lavish relic]

@paper gate gnn

[sand citrus]

ill need to watch these later

[stark herald]

this is not allowed

[rapid aurora]

where have you been

[sand citrus]

havent watched jerma in a while

[night cape]

what energy drinks mixed with alcohol do to a man

[fallow drum]

this server needs more mods to ban these people

the mods are never available

[fickle cosmos]

non-existent

[fallow drum]

there are 35 of them

[tardy wharf]

ok guys so im adding a new command

lets check it out

[tame basin]

soggy

[rapid aurora]

:(

[feral flower]

jannies clean it up

[tardy wharf]

@tardy wharf[object Promise]

LMAO

[night cape]

wh*tenames

[pseudo burrow]

What did i do bro

[tardy wharf]

I SWEAR IT WAS THE COMMAND THAT DID IT

[rain coral]

i love

[fickle cosmos]

<bound method Command.add_check of <discord.ext.commands.hybrid.HybridCommand object at 0x7fab1d4b5bd0>>

[pseudo burrow]

can we ban

Wrd

[sand citrus]

can we ban @pseudo burrow

and wrd too

[feral flower]

wrd is trans so thats bigoted

[pseudo burrow]

For what

[sand citrus]

Bro please stfu

[keen kernel]

Can we ban ana

[feral flower]

why?

[keen kernel]

🍌

[pseudo burrow]

Can we ban everybody except me

[tardy wharf]

that is a bannable offense

[fickle cosmos]

what did my vending machine do 😔

[feral flower]

ikr so transphobic

[pseudo burrow]

Thats it

I'm pinging mods

[feral flower]

im dilatingggggggggg

[tardy wharf]

DO IT

[pseudo burrow]

Skibidi?

[tardy wharf]

@clear portal

[sharp basin]

OMG HI

[fickle cosmos]

Parsec I fucking hate you

[tardy wharf]

i use arch btw

[glossy swallow]

vban @solemn ginkgo byebye

[fickle cosmos]

OK SERIOUSLY?

[neon ferry]

Done!

[rapid aurora]

ty kode

[keen kernel]

Based

[paper gate]

@pseudo burrow hi

[pseudo burrow]

hi

[tardy wharf]

ty

[pseudo burrow]

"lets see how far u get"

Hes challenging...

[tardy wharf]

testing the command[object Promise]

damn

[dense phoenix]

sigma song

[tardy wharf]

when support for vesktop

[glossy swallow]

wha

[dense phoenix]

you know the fuckin uhh

shit

ill just shut up

[glossy swallow]

oh

[pseudo burrow]

Yeah

The fuckiung shit

[sand citrus]

Lmfao

[glossy swallow]

the fuckin shit

[feral flower]

jannies are you okay

[glossy swallow]

[tardy wharf]

i know about the fucking shit

[feral flower]

are you okay jannies

[dense phoenix]

its 11 am and my brain is off

[pseudo burrow]

Let's have a purge

[sand citrus]

get some rest 🙏

[open pasture]

only channel i can send files #moderator-only message

[dense phoenix]

[glossy swallow]

simply ban yourself from using the word "sigma" and your life will be enhanced

[dense phoenix]

ig

[sand citrus]

i go to sleep when everyone wakes up too

[pseudo burrow]

what about "rizzler"

[sand citrus]

not very good

[dense phoenix]

great idea tbh

[fickle cosmos]

ski-

[dense phoenix]

i should

[pseudo burrow]

or "skibidi"

You sound very skibidi right now

[keen junco]

It's crazy how in anime the villain is like "I burned down your whole village, I killed your wife and children" and is generally super evil, and then when they get defeated they have a redemption arc in 5 minutes and are considered family

[tardy wharf]

how about gyat

[feral flower]

how is it doing it for free

[keen junco]

i will mew.

[glossy swallow]

should I create a voteban bot using polls

that's a fun idea

[pseudo burrow]

No

[stark herald]

yess

[tardy wharf]

why does every message i send gets reacted with

[open pasture]

dew it

[sly spear]

Do discord bots have polls yet

[stark herald]

@glossy swallow are ephemeral polls a thing

[glossy swallow]

yus

[crisp finch]

meow

[sly spear]

Oh cool

[glossy swallow]

nop

why would they be

[stark herald]

aw,,,

[open pasture]

how the hell would discord implement that

[fickle cosmos]

Kode do you mind /j

[stark herald]

fancy option picker

[glossy swallow]

can't make them with slash commands

however there's a workaround

[pseudo burrow]

i shower with clothes on because my natural body odor makes me uncomfortable

[sly spear]

Krystal ai pfp 2 just dropped

[glossy swallow]

simply use a slash command and send a message in the channel

[stark herald]

cute people only

or regular whatever its called now

[paper gate]

oh

[open pasture]

im regular neow

[sly spear]

Wghar

[glossy swallow]

great idea!

[stark herald]

b,,but

[glossy swallow]

however i am only making this bot for shitpost reasons

[stark herald]

staff can already ban :(

[pseudo burrow]

hello sir

[glossy swallow]

so everybody will have access

[stark herald]

yop

[tardy wharf]

how can i debug in vencord

[paper gate]

hii

[open pasture]

but i also have brainrot which cancels out with regular and donator

[pseudo burrow]

i really wanna move out of miami

[tardy wharf]

im adding a feature to a plagin

[rapid aurora]

guys please don't get mad and don't freak out
but Miku's voice is annoying

[tardy wharf]

ctrl shift i right?

[sly spear]

Bepinex for discord activities vencord plugin when

[pseudo burrow]

yeah

[tardy wharf]

amogus[object Promise]

[golden marlin]

it farking is

[pseudo burrow]

idk why people think her voice is cute

[tardy wharf]

nope

[stark herald]

what if you couldn't talk about vencord in this channel

[rapid aurora]

[sly spear]

Petition to automod filter vencord in off topic

[open pasture]

Looks like nobody reviewed this user yet. You can be the first!

[glossy swallow]

i have a genius idea

you know how people keep getting support in off-topic?

[stark herald]

yes

[glossy swallow]

swap support and offtopic so that stops happening

[sly spear]

Omfg

[stark herald]

horror

[sly spear]

Amazing

[open pasture]

ban them immediately

[sly spear]

Vencord is indeed god

[open pasture]

that shiggy

[pseudo burrow]

make it whenever you say "support"

[sly spear]

Vengod when

[feral flower]

oh my fauci

[pseudo burrow]

it spams your dms with message link of support channel

[rapid aurora]

erm God*

[open pasture]

AHHHHHHHHH I HAVE NO ATTACH FILES I WANT TO UPLOAD SHIGGY SO BAD