🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[soft moss]

me when they're the same fucking person

[cerulean lance]

me and y i mean banned

[viral cape]

licensing 😭

[verbal ledge]

You are licensed to have one macOS vm per physical mac computer

[open pasture]

Bcs i want to run software that isnt the safest and i dont want my computer to get infected

[frank solstice]

could you run it under a linux/windows vm?

[viral cape]

nobody cares

[soft moss]

im licensed to have HOWEVER MANY INSTALLATIONS I WANT because WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? STOP ME>????

[verbal ledge]

Intel or apple silicon

[frank solstice]

lol

[verbal ledge]

yea because apple doesn’t enforce it

[viral cape]

yes you need to deal with custom bootloader stuff (i never tried to use macos in a vm before)

[soft moss]

"You cant do that" OK. STOP ME. WHAT WILL YOU DO . BLOW UP MY PC?? LOCK ME OUT OF IT??? GO FUCK YOURSELF

[viral cape]

real

[verbal ledge]

unless you’re big corp

[open pasture]

Ye i alrdy did on both now i wanna try mac,

[soft moss]

I GO WHERE I WANT

[open pasture]

Apple silicon

[wispy minnow]

magically his PC burns for going against Apple

[frank solstice]

oh I see

[woeful pilot]

chill

[verbal ledge]

Virtualization.framework

[viral cape]

literally the only reason macstadium exists probably /s

[sly spear]

The cursed plugin collection

[soft moss]

dont feel like it

[verbal ledge]

BDPluginLoader

[sly spear]

Need it tbh

[open pasture]

Whats "quoter"

[sly spear]

Bd x vencord compatibility layer

[sly spear]

Are you incapable of reading

[verbal ledge]

What OS are you on

[open pasture]

I dont know what that means

[winter girder]

I don't get why homophobes care about boys kissing. They're literally taking away competitors and freeing up space

[soft moss]

"You can't do that" fans when DSMOS has arrived.

[verbal ledge]

Find a Virtualization.framework GUI

[open pasture]

Yes i do i just needed you to say that

[open pasture]

O ok i see

[mental oxide]

discord

[cerulean lance]

i dont get why queerphobes care about trans girls, they're literally adding to the dating pool

[winter girder]

Are you vencord staff

[mental oxide]

yes

[winter girder]

I don't believe you

[mental oxide]

die

[frank solstice]

hmm

how many daily drive linux here? I'm just curious what the overlap looks like

[verbal ledge]

me

i use both linux and macOS

[urban elk]

[winter girder]

No!!

[verbal ledge]

fuck that shit called windows

[frank solstice]

literally yeah

you should install powershell

[robust bear]

https://tenor.com/view/so-ive-heard-meme-cat-ears-so-i've-heard-gif-14683186045299634393

[frank solstice]

using powershell on linux is a play

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple

[woeful pilot]

drink water

[dusty goblet]

Time to go look for my bag (I'll go check in uni first 😭 please just have it be there I don't wanna have trouble with looking around in mc Donald's and shit

)

Time to go to uni first actually

[covert inlet]

lets hope for the best

[frank solstice]

are you manifesting it through discord

[dusty goblet]

But there should be a train

What

[frank solstice]

:')

[dusty goblet]

How would I manifest it through discord

[frank solstice]

🔮 👜

[winter girder]

I am manifesting I will get a Dr. Pepper today

[jaunty trellis]

why do servers use so much power wtf

[winter girder]

3rd

[cerulean lance]

https://developer.chrome.com/docs/extensions/develop/migrate/what-is-mv3

[verbal ledge]

Fuck mv3

[frank solstice]

interesting hostname

[dusty goblet]

I wanna explode

How do I explode

[verbal ledge]

Give me back my webRequestBlocking

[covert inlet]

meow and boom

[viral cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1226937668063985826/caption.gif

[frank solstice]

🔥🦊

[dusty goblet]

How

[viral cape]

my friend has a very huskworthy hostname

[covert inlet]

just meow and BOOm

[frank solstice]

I came here because I was looking through the network traffic and I saw a bunch of interesting badges and tooltips

[verbal ledge]

my hostname is literally instance-2022060746492

[cerulean lance]

ill explain in dms

[verbal ledge]

I have not changed it

[viral cape]

yes very interesting looking in the network traffic tab of devtools

[keen kernel]

I detect an oracle cloud

[verbal ledge]

they’re cheap

[viral cape]

*Free

[verbal ledge]

Only the first two

[viral cape]

😭

[frank solstice]

I didn't know where they're from lol so I came here

[viral cape]

why do you need more than 2

[verbal ledge]

server load

my vps started to slow down

so I got another one

[viral cape]

entirety of vencloud and reviewdb uses @harsh minnow's free oracle cloud vps btw

[verbal ledge]

then they both got slow

[frank solstice]

that's a joke right

[viral cape]

no

[cerulean lance]

nop

[viral cape]

i am serious

[verbal ledge]

do they maintain multiple concurrent connections

[cerulean lance]

i should give them some vps's...

[frank solstice]

I mean I guess it's not that intensive to host

[sly spear]

CHAT I FIXED MY QUOTE PLUGIN

[keen kernel]

I know a turn server hosted on oracle cloud

[verbal ledge]

Like websockets

And downloads

[keen kernel]

It's on 1gb ram 1 core

[viral cape]

idk but @nocturne bough does a lot of work to make sure they dont get ratelimited to death

[keen kernel]

Let's see how long it lasts

[mental oxide]

give me a VPS too

[nocturne bough]

that applies for discord

[cerulean lance]

ight bet gimme your key

[nocturne bough]

other than that yea oracle cloud can handle lots of connections at the same time

[mental oxide]

my what

[viral cape]

yes thats what I meant

[verbal ledge]

mine clearly couldn’t

[cerulean lance]

ssh key

[viral cape]

i edited that out before I sent the message 😭

[frank solstice]

oh my god are you the real windows 10

[viral cape]

yes @nocturne bough is the real Windows 10

[nocturne bough]

stupid question, next

[mental oxide]

nvm idk anything about VPS shit

[verbal ledge]

it’s literally just apache2, nginx, mysql, mongodb, and a couple express servers

[nocturne bough]

ofcI am real

[cerulean lance]

i will teach

[verbal ledge]

Yea i blame the express servers

[nocturne bough]

hop off apache, mongodb and express

[keen kernel]

That doesn't sound like caddy to me...

[viral cape]

Basically you log in and you run sudo rm -rf /* and say idk why it broke

[viral cape]

caddy my beloved

[nocturne bough]

thats most js backend stack I ever seen holy shit

[verbal ledge]

Husk me all you want but I use php

[nocturne bough]

[keen kernel]

No husks from me

Php does in fact work

[verbal ledge]

It’s been like that for the past several years and I cba to migrate them to anything else

[keen kernel]

I don't understand it's hate

[verbal ledge]

So i just maintain all the code

[viral cape]

you can do fastcgi hell in caddy

[frank solstice]

sudo dd if=/dev/dev/random of=/dev/sd*

[viral cape]

i love my nvme0n1

[verbal ledge]

it’s literally just filename, expiration, and hmac

[frank solstice]

do you not have a single hdd connected

[crisp finch]

meow

[viral cape]

uh

[verbal ledge]

cgi sounds fun

[frank solstice]

oh my

[viral cape]

you will explode it all

[frank solstice]

that wouldn't be pleasant for you to run then :')

[verbal ledge]

cgi is just native executables that respond to http requests, right?

[viral cape]

Yop

[verbal ledge]

unfortunately I’ve seen RCE exploits that abuse it

[viral cape]

you mean RCE

[verbal ledge]

httpppp://whatever.tld/cgi-bin/../../../../../bin/bash

[verbal ledge]

typo

[frank solstice]

remote vscode execution :ccc

[paper gate]

@verbal ledge id never husk you ❤️

[verbal ledge]

Old exploit looked something like that

You have a bunch of .. and it tricks the server into executing /bin/bash

[paper gate]

@burnt maple I'll husk you though

[viral cape]

ah

[frank solstice]

damn that's not supposed to work :')

[viral cape]

path traversal

[golden marlin]

remote brainwashing and Vim propaganda

[dusty goblet]

I'm at uni now and I'm scared

[verbal ledge]

Then a new one encoded the . with percent encoding

😭

[frank solstice]

have you tried all of the others

because there's a lot of those

[verbal ledge]

They’ve all been patched

[frank solstice]

mm

[verbal ledge]

I had to prevent discord from turning it into a link

otherwise it hid the ..

Https://google.com

lmao

[frank solstice]

that looks bizarre

https;//google.com

[keen kernel]

httpS://www.google.com

[keen kernel]

That's a good way to do it

[dusty goblet]

Ofc it isn't here

I'm so fucked

Where do I end mysf

[verbal ledge]

sometimes I plug in my old hdd to open the /var/www/html folder for a quick laugh

it’s funny how many RCE exploits there are

I remember I used to have an ascii art generator that pumped the input into a command line program

zero width space or unicode lookalike

oh

[frank solstice]

the other unicode doesn't work on discord

[verbal ledge]

good

[frank solstice]

if you try use it in a link it'll look a little

wonky

[rapid aurora]

hey everyone

[dusty goblet]

Grrrrr fuck meee

[verbal ledge]

Hi

[dusty goblet]

Today is such a shit day

[rapid aurora]

why

[paper gate]

hii

[austere otter]

item shop is the same as yesterday

probably

[verbal ledge]

meow

[dusty goblet]

Because of the bag I lost and the roller coaster getting stuck

[frank solstice]

try turn this into a link: gоggle.bomb

[rapid aurora]

does your bag has something valuable?

[frank solstice]

in discord

lmfao

[verbal ledge]

nah

you do it

[frank solstice]

https://gоggle.bomb

yeah exactly

[verbal ledge]

Punycode

[frank solstice]

yes

[frank solstice]

^

[verbal ledge]

It’s how you have emojis in urls

btw

[lavish relic]

hihi

[verbal ledge]

it’s called punycode

[frank solstice]

yeah lol my friend tried to send me a russian website and it got griefed

like a legitimate one

I was laughing so much when he sent it cause he didn't understand why it was breaking and he kept deleting it and resending it

[verbal ledge]

Because DNS doesn’t support unicode

It has to be encoded some way else

[mighty pawn]

wanted to say that they should've base64'd it, but forgot that doesn't support unicode either

[dusty goblet]

Half a year of semi important notes

[verbal ledge]

Looks like I have unlimited data until the school finds out

[dusty goblet]

And my charging brick and cable

[frank solstice]

lol

[lapis lava]

how

[verbal ledge]

4 years ago I checked out a hotspot from the library

[keen kernel]

Btw Ive done this research for you guys who would try this: you cannot encode ASCII characters as punycode

[verbal ledge]

They cleared it from my record but I never returned it

[keen kernel]

So sadly no web filter bypassing

[frank solstice]

lmfao

[viral cape]

that is cool

[verbal ledge]

web filter bypassing is hella easy

fake sni

lol

[keen kernel]

yeah but imagine you could use punycode to bypass it

[viral cape]

does it contain filtering

[verbal ledge]

nope

[viral cape]

sni reverse proxies on the other end tho

[verbal ledge]

wdym

[viral cape]

u should hack it

[frank solstice]

punycode is just a method for representing unicode characters using ascii

[rapid aurora]

oh are you still trying to find it?

[verbal ledge]

I don’t wanna risk breaking it

[viral cape]

if u spoof SNI then reverse proxies that rely on it will break

[verbal ledge]

It’s been working fine for years

[dusty goblet]

Imma go to mc Donald's and look there

[viral cape]

does it have a sim card

[verbal ledge]

you have to have another server on the other side

[frank solstice]

lol you're gonna get hit with a fine when you graduate

[verbal ledge]

possible

Lemme check

[viral cape]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[verbal ledge]

Okay it has a back cover

That can be peeled off

[viral cape]

peeled off

[verbal ledge]

but i dont wanna do anything

[verbal ledge]

yea

It’s flimsy

[frank solstice]

like me

[verbal ledge]

Nope

I checked my record, only fine I have is a $85 for a missing textbook

Which I sold online

[viral cape]

why did you sell it

[verbal ledge]

because they wouldn’t take it back

[viral cape]

LMAO

LMFAO

so

they refuse

and they fine you

logic?????

[verbal ledge]

Before I turned it in, I asked them to read back the barcode number they have

It did not match

I asked them if they would clear it

[viral cape]

husk

[frank solstice]

classy

[verbal ledge]

They said no

So I told them I ain’t giving it back

And walked out

[viral cape]

How much did you sell it for

[verbal ledge]

same price

[viral cape]

Reasonable

[rapid aurora]

goodluck elv I hope you find it

[verbal ledge]

couldn’t be bothered

i was about to do the same thing for my animal farm book this year but the librarian said they’ll clear it

[frank solstice]

lmfao

they learned from last time

[open pasture]

@brisk carbon yo

[verbal ledge]

so I made them do it in front of me

[dusty goblet]

Ty

[verbal ledge]

well

[viral cape]

why didnt the barcode match then

or did it

[verbal ledge]

new school, new staff

[viral cape]

OH

[frank solstice]

damn

[verbal ledge]

Because everyone has their books all over the classroom

[viral cape]

I see

[rapid aurora]

np

[verbal ledge]

And clearly the person with mine didn’t return it

[viral cape]

So you aren't the only person facing this

[rapid aurora]

hru all doing today?

[verbal ledge]

ya except most people had theirs returned

[viral cape]

in that case

why do they track it by barcode

[verbal ledge]

idk

[viral cape]

instead of like

who returned them

i mean

[frank solstice]

so they have responsibility if someone scuffs up their book

I don't know

[verbal ledge]

so you can’t steal another student’s book

[dusty goblet]

My phone is at 1% again I better find my shit...

[viral cape]

actually that make sense

[verbal ledge]

and return that

If you lost yours

Also there’s a drop off box

That nobody ever uses

[viral cape]

Why not

[verbal ledge]

Because nobody trusts it

[viral cape]

what happened

why is it 3:30 am for me

[frank solstice]

I steal from the box

[night cape]

i still have school text books i havent returned.
i havent been to school in 3 years.

[verbal ledge]

Idk one student got fined

because their book never made it

[frank solstice]

I took it and resold it

passive income

[verbal ledge]

I mean good luck fitting your hand inside, the opening is small

Also it’s big

[viral cape]

LIFE HACK: steal books from your school library and sell them to students

[verbal ledge]

crime

[viral cape]

yes

crime

[frank solstice]

crime hack

[viral cape]

crime hack

[frank solstice]

hacking crime

[verbal ledge]

idk my case isn’t as bad because I still paid up

[paper gate]

@verbal ledgeoomfie @verbal ledge

[verbal ledge]

haii

[viral cape]

confessing to committing a crime on a public discord server is crazy

[paper gate]

hiii

[frank solstice]

this discord server is a crime

[dreamy dome]

does anyone know how I can get the vesktop theme they use to showcase it on github?

[viral cape]

https://github.com/synqat/vencord-theme ?

[verbal ledge]

Technically breaking TOS is a crime because you’re breaking a contract right?

[frank solstice]

I live inside I never leave

[paper gate]

this server is a prison

[viral cape]

probably wont work

[hot hinge]

@verbal ledge cutie (haiii)

[verbal ledge]

meow

[unreal siren]

Nope

[night cape]

noones stopping you from leaving :3

go ahead

[viral cape]

i never signed a contract to use discord

[verbal ledge]

true…

[dusty goblet]

Ok my phone is suiciding bye

[paper gate]

I'm staying for you honeybun ❤️

[verbal ledge]

but TOS is enough to prevent you from filing a lawsuit?

[viral cape]

Hope you find your bag btw

[dusty goblet]

Thanks 😭

[dreamy dome]

alr ye tysm, Im just rtrdd

[viral cape]

This is called arbitration and it is an american thing

[verbal ledge]

That makes me wonder, what if you used javascript to click the checkbox

could you argue that you never clicked it

[viral cape]

You can say retarded and/or tired idk what you were trying to say.

[frank solstice]

lol well you wrote the thing to accept it

[viral cape]

this would be a funny court debate

[verbal ledge]

I make my mom write it

[frank solstice]

you could only even try argue that if it happened autonomously

and you were unaware of it

[viral cape]

Then she accepts the terms

[frank solstice]

and it would also be impossible to prove that it actually happened

[viral cape]

unless

[verbal ledge]

Wait… if my mom clicked the checkbox, does that affect me

[viral cape]

she doesnt know

[viral cape]

Were you there? Are you signing up under your own identity?

[verbal ledge]

i could sue

[frank solstice]

what distro do you use @verbal ledge

[verbal ledge]

my mom signed up for my account when I was not old enough to use discord, but now I since I’m old enough I can make my own

[frank solstice]

and what DE/WM my curiosity is peaked

[verbal ledge]

mint and kali

[frank solstice]

fair enough

[verbal ledge]

cinnamon for mint, plasma for kali

[frank solstice]

lmfao

[viral cape]

you did not sign up for discord "with your moms help"

lies

[verbal ledge]

not this account

[viral cape]

doesnt matter

[viral cape]

No sane person actually follows through with that clause

[glossy eagle]

https://twitter.com/3letter_/status/1783435683236913607

3 random letters every 10 mins (@3letter_) on X

G a y

Twitter · Apr 25, 2024, 9:59 AM

[frank solstice]

osu

[verbal ledge]

when I first signed up like 4 years ago they straight up locked me out and said I’m not old enough 😭

[paper gate]

@verbal ledge you

you sleep in a coffin

[frank solstice]

there are 2 generations

pre and post http

[viral cape]

LMFAOOOOOO

L internet user ngl

THIS

[frank solstice]

I used basically my real age lol wdym

are you guys too young for discord

[verbal ledge]

I plugged my phone in directly to the bus

[frank solstice]

what is the average age on this server? 😭

[verbal ledge]

I hope USBRestricted saves me

[paper gate]

85

[paper gate]

what's that

[viral cape]

average age in here probably like 14 or younger

[verbal ledge]

nah that shit is from iPhone 5 ages

[frank solstice]

oh god

I'm gonna catch a case by association

[glossy eagle]

The uhh flash vanishes today

[hot hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1231794695643070466/Screenshot_2024-04-21-22-32-12-80_fa4ea8e8aeb69dcd3ab969e8fd3d4310.jpg?ex=662b1235&is=6629c0b5&hm=f26c89ef3d7305b42c91f3fb0ee43891457d1919c8d764ac45dcaa4441d93905&

[verbal ledge]

iPhones have a feature called USBRestricted that make you “trust” a computer before data exchange with the system can happen

[viral cape]

you can blame #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[frank solstice]

can we see 18+ with a show of hands please :') 🖐️

[rapid aurora]

I'm 17

[hot hinge]

18

[frank solstice]

okay cool good

[glossy eagle]

17, not for long, but 17.

[frank solstice]

lmaao sorry I got jumpscared

[hot hinge]

zeet is like 20

[paper gate]

so the same as androids thing?

[noble quest]

Oops

Sorry

[glossy eagle]

int64

[verbal ledge]

idk about how android does it

[frank solstice]

I don't think you can "trust" 200 volts

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[verbal ledge]

Either way modern technology won’t let your phone get hacked that easily

[viral cape]

you can go into dev options to set a default mode for it on android

[frank solstice]

nah I won't let you in.

[viral cape]

[paper gate]

like when you plug up to a PC it asks if you want to grant storage access

[verbal ledge]

then probably yea

[glossy eagle]

You bet your ass I'm gonna get WannaCry on my phone

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[viral cape]

it also needs to be unlocked

[frank solstice]

what the

that is a snake

[paper gate]

snake

[frank solstice]

no

[dreamy dome]

snake cat

[frank solstice]

choose something else

anything else

[rapid aurora]

AEGHHH ARGHH👹

[verbal ledge]

Imagine being on iOS 17

[frank solstice]

I'm on like ios 15

[verbal ledge]

I just never update

[verbal ledge]

What phone

[robust bear]

pet slugcat

[rapid aurora]

because it's angry

[frank solstice]

I can't update anymore the device is too old

it's an ipad

it's ipados technically but whatever

same thing

[verbal ledge]

does it have a home button

[frank solstice]

yeah

[viral cape]

welcome to literally any mobile device after a few years

[viral cape]

dumb question

[frank solstice]

it's an A9 chip so technically vulnerable to checkm8

[verbal ledge]

palera1n or nekoJB

[frank solstice]

I've been thinking about trying something

[verbal ledge]

meow

[viral cape]

unlike the iphone (excluding SE series), ipads with home buttons were made at the same time as ones without home buttons

[hot hinge]

snat

[paper gate]

meow

[frank solstice]

meow

[paper gate]

[verbal ledge]

i don’t remember exactly

[glossy eagle]

bird

[frank solstice]

rain world!!

[paper gate]

how

[frank solstice]

🦥

oh my god

discord what is that

that is not a sloth

[glossy eagle]

It's a bird, it flies

[verbal ledge]

how

[frank solstice]

🦥 🦥 🦥

[verbal ledge]

name a home button ipad that has pointer authentication

[paper gate]

hello

[rapid aurora]

guys rate my art took me like 22 hours

[rapid aurora]

haii

[viral cape]

oh?

[hot hinge]

I love clickable home button iDevices with touch id

so good

[viral cape]

is there something specific about the home button

[hot hinge]

iPhone 5s was good

[glossy eagle]

Hey chat, is it legal to have a fox as a pet?

[hot hinge]

@paper gate do with minky

[frank solstice]

I actually wanted to possibly try running linux on it as a pet project, I know it's been done before on A8

[noble quest]

iPhone 6s was peak

[frank solstice]

it would be a bit of effort though lol

I have an iphone 6s in my desk

[viral cape]

probably in a few places but do you really want to have your house smell like fox piss

[frank solstice]

it's dead though

[hot hinge]

5s was so good

first touch id phone

[glossy eagle]

Yes

[hot hinge]

and super fast

good touch id

[paper gate]

where do I get chicks

[hot hinge]

look out on the streets.. wait wrong chicks uhh

[paper gate]

o

[noble quest]

Had both, 6s>>
My aunt still uses her 5s tho she has had the same phone since it came out

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[errant chasm]

[paper gate]

invent DNA storage device

[noble quest]

@paper gate

This is you

[frank solstice]

you guys

[hot hinge]

we have a farmers hardware store where we live

[frank solstice]

do you think it's safe

[paper gate]

yop

[verbal ledge]

Nevermind I just checked the iPad 8 (with pac) has a home button

[viral cape]

coming soon

[hot hinge]

they have chicks ducks

and turkeys funny enough

[frank solstice]

to try charging an iphone that has been dead for like 7 years

safe right guys

[paper gate]

I will livd on the ranch soon

[viral cape]

fellas is it safe to make your phone pregnant

[glossy eagle]

He looks so goofy

[verbal ledge]

Fun fact: if you iPhone had a headphone jack, you can write shellcode and place it in kernel memory to execute it

[frank solstice]

lmao what

[viral cape]

what

[frank solstice]

mine does

if it turns on

[paper gate]

delet this

[verbal ledge]

if your iphone does not have a headphone jack you cannot write to executable kernel memory

[frank solstice]

hold up I'm getting a fire extinguisher

[paper gate]

funny

[frank solstice]

ima plug this thing in

[viral cape]

nop

[verbal ledge]

you heard that right

non-headphone jack iphone has KTRR

[paper gate]

I wonder if any vulnerabilites exist in sim cards or SD card slots @verbal ledge

[hot hinge]

I'll lasso minky

[glossy eagle]

New Star wars intro looking good

[verbal ledge]

the headphone jack is not vulnerable

[hot hinge]

he will become my mighty steed

[viral cape]

idk maybe

[hot hinge]

or

[frank solstice]

we'll see about that

[hot hinge]

cattle herder minky

[paper gate]

how

[verbal ledge]

It just happened that A10 added ktrr and they also removed the headphone jack at the same time

[paper gate]

what is ktrr

[verbal ledge]

Kernel Text Readonly Region

[frank solstice]

wait guys I have a blockbuster idea

[verbal ledge]

also any iPhone newer than the iPhone X has PAC and PPL/SPTM

[frank solstice]

I'm gonna charge my dead iphone 6

that's been off for yearsss

[verbal ledge]

i think A15 and newer has SPTM for iOS 17

[frank solstice]

and then I'm going to put linux on it

[errant chasm]

[frank solstice]

and then we can upgrade from the free oracle server and host from my phone

[verbal ledge]

no more puaf 😭

[soft moss]

I'm Tim

[frank solstice]

guys if my house catches fire ima be upset

[errant chasm]

what is ur so called terrible music taste

[viral cape]

[frank solstice]

damn there are like multiple layers of dust caked on this screen

[soft moss]

why don't you not wortr about that

[soft moss]

YES . MY BOY

[verbal ledge]

Does your touch screen still work on the iPhone 6

[frank solstice]

like I blow it and it doesn't move at all

I have no clue

I haven't charged it in like 5+ years

it probably won't even turn on

[verbal ledge]

then it should be fine

[frank solstice]

I'm mildly concerned it'll catch fire

[glossy eagle]

I got jumpscared by younger markiplier

[frank solstice]

hold on ima take it out of the case lol

[viral cape]

Do it outside then

[verbal ledge]

my iphone 6 plus touch started dying around 5 years ago

[green bridge]

market pIiers?

[frank solstice]

on the bright side

it's in perfect visible condition

[verbal ledge]

within a year it just became nearly unusable

[frank solstice]

not a single scratch or dent or imperfection lol

[open pasture]

hi. (ꈍᴗꈍ) is i-it wowking >3

[viral cape]

vencord user discovers how to use devbuild

[frank solstice]

there's no visible bulge on the back

ima plug it in

[open pasture]

i mean i am already a developer so it was easy for me

[verbal ledge]

it took me what 20 seconds to setup and load dev build

[viral cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749305929802973285/1213436982848524330/nukeCat.gif

[open pasture]

python programmer and worked a bit on node js stuff aswell

[unreal siren]

Car bomb

[verbal ledge]

You don’t need to send a message to see if vencord works

[frank solstice]

here we go lol

[dawn iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749305929802973285/1213436982848524330/nukeCat.gif

[open pasture]

yupp

[unreal siren]

https://tenor.com/view/slooshy-time-slooshy-cat-wiggly-cat-cute-kitten-funny-kitten-gif-25115496

[dawn iris]

ok but do you write Java

like real Java

using Java Swing

[verbal ledge]

java swing

[dawn iris]

Java Swing

[verbal ledge]

what happaned to java awt

[dawn iris]

Java AWT

Java 2D

I have two books about Java 2D next to me rn

Got em from the library

[verbal ledge]

why doesn’t anyone use java gui anymore

[dawn iris]

no idea.

Shit is like, actually nice to use imo

[frank solstice]

no signs of life so far :')

ima give it a minute

[verbal ledge]

i now use my own cross platform ui library

[dawn iris]

Java Swing is cross platform

🦾

[verbal ledge]

Mine is written in C++

[frank solstice]

what are the odds it actually charges

[paper gate]

ugly

[stark herald]

HIII

[verbal ledge]

It works on Windows, Linux, and macOS

[paper gate]

ive used java swing

i hate it

[verbal ledge]

it should work on iOS as well

[stark herald]

zeeeet

[paper gate]

@stark herald YUOU

[stark herald]

i have the best idea watch

private static void createAndShowGUI() {
    //Create and set up the window.
    JFrame frame = (
        <JFrame 
            id="HelloWorldSwing" 
            defaultCloseOperation={JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE}
        >
            <JLabel>Hello World</JLabel>
        </JFrame>
    )
    //Display the window.
    frame.pack();
    frame.setVisible(true);
}

jsx on java we need

[frank solstice]

can we get terminal support

[verbal ledge]

I have a separate TUI library

[stark herald]

@paper gate wgy are you exhausted

[frank solstice]

ooo

[paper gate]

yes

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3 @verbal ledge

[verbal ledge]

kitty

I’ve found a single bug in my iPhone 11 on iOS 14, and at least 5 already on my iPhone 14 Plus on iOS 16

[frank solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-day-national-love-you-gif-12239273189860742417

[verbal ledge]

disappointed

[frank solstice]

damn that's crazy

[verbal ledge]

It hasn’t even been a month

[paper gate]

meow

[verbal ledge]

iOS 16 definitely did not get tested

[verbal ledge]

Either that or 16.0.1 just has a lot of bugs

[raw panther]

I have an important announcement to make.
||purr nya||

[sudden sun]

agreed

[verbal ledge]

😭

imagine the website freezes each time you make a network request

Best ux ever

[frank solstice]

it would be great if it loads one element at a time for each user in no specific order

[stark herald]

Hi

[frank solstice]

let me go see if my thing burned down yet hold on

I think it's dead guys

[median badger]

hi

[verbal ledge]

Did you know that prior to iOS 15.5 you could use any certificate (self-signed) to sign an iOS executable

[paper gate]

how

[verbal ledge]

With arbitrary entitlements (get root and unsandbox!)

[paper gate]

you are smart

[sly spear]

I had a really dumb bot idea so messages can be moderated without stopping the conversation flow

[verbal ledge]

com.apple.private.security.no-sandbox

LOL

[stark herald]

@median badger fox

[median badger]

maybe

[verbal ledge]

Self signed cert

iOS had a bug where it wouldn’t check to see if the root ca was apple’s

[frank solstice]

nice bug :')

[verbal ledge]

It gets funnier with the second bug

You could have two signatures

One with a valid apple ca but an invalid signature

Then a valid signature but not apple ca

And it would trick ios into thinking it’s a valid apple ca signature

[frank solstice]

that's pretty sad

[verbal ledge]

you can all thank CoreTrust.kext

[frank solstice]

that's also a pretty important thing to screw up :')

[sand citrus]

Banned

[unreal siren]

Nya~ :3

[sand citrus]

Assassinated irl

[crisp finch]

purrr~~~~ meow

[sand citrus]

Family held captive

[unreal siren]

Why would you assassinate a cat

[frank solstice]

woof

[sand citrus]

ur fine

[noble quest]

Rate

[frank solstice]

what is that

[verbal ledge]

school food

[sand citrus]

bread and rock

[unreal siren]

Prison*

[frank solstice]

you're gonna catch heart disease

[verbal ledge]

do yall pay for your school lunch

[frank solstice]

I don't eat school lunch

[cerulean lance]

is that cutlet

[sand citrus]

same thing

[frank solstice]

that fork is gonna snap if you try use it

[noble quest]

It's their version of a McRib but it fucking sucks

[cerulean lance]

HORROR

[noble quest]

This is like the stuff that got rejected for hotdogs

[paper gate]

koishukaze loves school food

[verbal ledge]

rejected for hotdogs is crazy

hotdogs are already the rejected stuff

[frank solstice]

that fork

[smoky girder]

a

[unreal siren]

I haven’t even been to school in years

[blissful jackal]

ello

[paper gate]

you are 37

[unreal siren]

Nuh uh

[smoky girder]

this food is better than my school food

[frank solstice]

that is a very specific fork

[blissful jackal]

what even is this

[frank solstice]

they used those in ww2 to power boats

[crisp finch]

meow

[verbal ledge]

Yesterday the school meal was tacos

[blazing depot]

can anyone here tell me what dose "Vencord" even mean?

[frank solstice]

yesterday the school meal was butternut and creamed spinach with rice and fish

[median badger]

ven cord

[unreal siren]

Vencord

[blazing depot]

define it people

[sand citrus]

the v stands for vkeylogger

[median badger]

ven (dis)cord

[blazing depot]

[crisp finch]

meow

[median badger]

ithink

[unreal siren]

I also don’t recommend dosing vencord

[sand citrus]

^

also take a look at the creators username maybe

might give you a hint

[median badger]

^

[unreal siren]

Veecord

[frank solstice]

yeah I always thought it was just from their name

[verbal ledge]

vendicated discord

[blazing depot]

[blazing depot]

vending machine?

[verbal ledge]

why sad

[unreal siren]

Why selfie

[sand citrus]

yea that or "vendicated" on github. now take the first few letters and combine it with discord. yhou get vencord

[rapid aurora]

hey everyone

[sand citrus]

quite crazy!

hi

[verbal ledge]

meow

[crisp finch]

meow

[unreal siren]

meow

[noble quest]

Felt cute

[blazing depot]

meow dies inside

[rapid aurora]

mew to you too

[smoky girder]

no you get vendicatediscord

[sand citrus]

first few letters you FOOL

[smoky girder]

vendiscord

[unreal siren]

Vendcord

[sand citrus]

do it cleverly . you FOOL

make it sound GOOD.

[smoky girder]

vendidiscord

[unreal siren]

Vendor

[sand citrus]

thats it

[smoky girder]

vendord

vendicord

vendicateredcorn

[median badger]

vendoor

when

[unreal siren]

Cta jumpscare

[frank solstice]

lmao I took like 90mg of codeine by mistake

I don't know if that's bad

[unreal siren]

I once accidentally took too much codeine, was not fun

[frank solstice]

oh no

[paper gate]

@burnt maple @burnt maple hi

[smoky girder]

what is codeine

[frank solstice]

it's in like the same things as my antibioitcs and other stuff 😭

[unreal siren]

It was pure codeine cause I had an extremely sore throat

[frank solstice]

how much is 90mg is that like bad

[unreal siren]

Safe to say, the floor was very nice

I recommend padded

[jolly gorge]

a vending machine with plugins for discord

[smoky girder]

!!

[frank solstice]

okay cool

[median badger]

it a panda

[frank solstice]

thank you lol

[sand citrus]

np

[smoky girder]

can i buy

[median badger]

steals panda

[sand citrus]

even if u took 200 it would be fine

u would just feel really funny

[jolly gorge]

the advertising was correct, there is a panda

[sand citrus]

but nothing bad would happen

[frank solstice]

alright

[median badger]

@shadow owl whys there clid

[sand citrus]

maybe itching

[frank solstice]

thank youu

[sand citrus]

np

[jolly gorge]

clid?? 😭

[unreal siren]

Well then I definitely took more the 200 when I did

[median badger]

clid

[sand citrus]

idk about that

200 should be like a lot

if it felt really strong then 200 sounds right

or less

[unreal siren]

It knocked me out, so yes, it was

it was more funny than anything

[smoky girder]

drink water

[unreal siren]

It was years ago smh

[smoky girder]

nom nom nom

[median badger]

the fact that discord still has tags on their @ system is stupid. you have to put #0 on a new username acc to ping them without the enter key twice

[sand citrus]

@sand citrus

[unreal siren]

Welcome to pisscord

[smoky girder]

they regret their actions

[crisp finch]

meow

[jolly gorge]

@jolly gorge

[crisp finch]

meow cord

[unreal siren]

Catcord

[median badger]

why am i getting used as a testing the thing

[smoky girder]

discordated

[sand citrus]

didnt press enter

[jolly gorge]

@shadow owl

holy fuck i need to put #0

[crisp finch]

what

[smoky girder]

same

[frank solstice]

same yeah

[covert inlet]

meow

[frank solstice]

my guy is using discord 2017 edition

[smoky girder]

you pressed tab?

[sand citrus]

space

[smoky girder]

oh that works too

[sand citrus]

space instead of #0 works too so

[sand citrus]

not a big problem lol

[frank solstice]

lmfao imagine

[median badger]

IT DOES NOT WANT THE

[median badger]

so true

[jolly gorge]

ways to ping someone:
username#0
username [space]
username [tab]
username [enter]
<@userid>
username [mouse click]

[median badger]

i accidentally selected the image and now its blue

it bsod'ed

[frank solstice]

you can also use @.here

[sand citrus]

if thats true then every other antivirus nukes your home

probably

[jolly gorge]

noo it nukes my homer

:<

[sand citrus]

it does

[median badger]

noo my homer

[crisp finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749305929802973285/1213436982848524330/nukeCat.gif

[covert inlet]

nah it buys mcdonalds using your credit card

[median badger]

DO NOT THE ATOMIC BOMB

[jolly gorge]

nah it buys nintendo

[frank solstice]

"clamAV windows version"

[median badger]

nah it buys of

[viral cape]

horror

[jolly gorge]

does the atomic bomb

[covert inlet]

nah it buys microsoft defender

[sand citrus]

[median badger]

yes it buys the entire product

[jolly gorge]

why did this almost get starboarded lol

[sand citrus]

i dont know

i was wondering the same thing

[green bridge]

yup

[median badger]

and releases teh source code

[covert inlet]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[keen junco]

https://twitter.com/scoutfreak/status/1783229029857866152

Scoutfreak 🔜Combo Breaker (@scoutfreak) on X

Girlies be like, "estrogen made me so weak >~<".

No honey, it's probably because you spend 99% of your time in your room on your computer/phone eating fast food and chips all day.

I would know because that's me :3

Twitter · Apr 24, 2024, 8:18 PM

[smoky girder]

it has been starboarded

guys i have an idea

[jolly gorge]

yay

[smoky girder]

we starboard

every single

message

so we spam starboard

do we have 7 people on board with this

[keen junco]

No

[covert inlet]

no

[smoky girder]

aww

[jolly gorge]

on starboard with this?

[smoky girder]

..

.

.

[median badger]

.

[jolly gorge]

ok that pun was a bit unfunny

[covert inlet]

rule 4 exists

[smoky girder]

dang it

[rapid aurora]

hi everyone

[covert inlet]

hi again

[rapid aurora]

mew

[smoky girder]

speedrun starring a fembot message saying its been disabled?

[covert inlet]

meow :3

[rapid aurora]

hru doing nain

[covert inlet]

great, u?

[unreal siren]

Cta is lurking

[jolly gorge]

"fembot has been disabled in this channel"
⭐ 7

[median badger]

cta

[smoky girder]

..

OH

OOPS

[median badger]

.

[smoky girder]

not intentional

STAR STAR STAR

DANG IT

[median badger]

NOO

.

[smoky girder]

WE HIT 4

[unreal siren]

I hope you get brain rot

[smoky girder]

AHHHHHH

.-.

[median badger]

.star

[smoky girder]

oh shoot

[median badger]

whar

[covert inlet]

good people get venrot, bad get brain rot

[small bramble]

thats actually a genius strat
instead of trying to fight viruses, you just yeet your userbase

[covert inlet]

real

[smoky girder]

freebird was playing

[viral cape]

arent microsoft already windows to death

[small bramble]

they are copiloting it to death

[viral cape]

yop

[smoky girder]

guys install an antivirus on linux :>>>>

[median badger]

true

[frank solstice]

I used powershell to wget windows defender

[viral cape]

antivirus called ublock origin

[smoky girder]

doesn't count

[median badger]

pleas do not the antivirus

[small bramble]

[rapid aurora]

kinda sad but I'm okay

[unreal siren]

The antivirus is linux, the malware is windows

[covert inlet]

what happened

[viral cape]

more effective than any antivirus I've ever used

[dense phoenix]

true and real

[dusty goblet]

Horror

[smoky girder]

isntall da norton antivirus on linux11!!11

[median badger]

prof/

?

[viral cape]

@lapis lava will kill you

[unreal siren]

True

[smoky girder]

:SKULL:

[covert inlet]

yes

[viral cape]

and force you to install avast instead

[frank solstice]

Install linux -> Install powershell on linux -> Wget Windows Defender

[smoky girder]

why cap[s on

[unreal siren]

But this is vencord

[small bramble]

i actively uninstall any antivirus software from my devices
WHO TF NEEDS CCCLEANER or whatever it is called

[viral cape]

Nop you will face a fucked up wget alias by default in powershell

[small bramble]

just dont install dumb shit

[slim anchor]

how are you goobers

[smoky girder]

is joke

!11!1!

[viral cape]

funny

[covert inlet]

I have no choice cause my pc will explode then

[viral cape]

dead inside

[unreal siren]

I’m going to download everything on page 5 of google

[small bramble]

mood

[frank solstice]

guys

2024 is the year of the linux desktop

[smoky girder]

tf

[jolly gorge]

microsoft lawn

[viral cape]

NSA spyware

[small bramble]

deez nuts are the linux desktop

sorry

[median badger]

who needs adware(norton, ccleaner, mcafee)

[small bramble]

that was rude

[viral cape]

you do know that is blobhuskcozy i reacted with

[unreal siren]

https://vxtwitter.com//cmuratori/status/1783274430376120770?s=61&t=ftCpEtKfKNrI4FC9gLbAmg

[frank solstice]

2024, year of the windows server

[median badger]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[dusty goblet]

I did not obtain my bag

[viral cape]

STOP reposting this techbro misinformation

[unreal siren]

No

[viral cape]

what happened

[unreal siren]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-anime-me-after-a-long-day-gif-25970094

[smoky girder]

1+1=3

[median owl]

NOOOOOO

[crisp finch]

meow

[median badger]

wym?? 1+1=50

[jolly gorge]

is windows only good for servers or something

[covert inlet]

meow

[dusty goblet]

?

[small bramble]

ohay now write a mathematically accurate proof

[crisp finch]

meow

[median badger]

noteven

[smoky girder]

ok o k okso

[dusty goblet]

Bwaa :(

[viral cape]

elaborate what you did to try to find your bag

[median badger]

lies