#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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dubai is the friends we made along the way
meow
meow
why do you people meow so much
it is
meow :3
He called it a country
I don't meow I mew
real
Fuck i dont know geogrophy.,
yes its a city, the UAE is a country
relatable
cuz.. idk? they are cat girls. every time I enter here I feel I am gonna turn to e-girl cutie and say meow 24/7
Look it up on nyaa
you will
Lmao
oh thanks
you will
UwU
die
That's not very nice
NO, I will be stronge
I was kidding
stronje
Its not a matter of will but you must
kidding? i was kidding once
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let progress = res.body.stream_progress_seconds
console.log(`Quest progress: ${progress}/900`)
if(progress >= 900) break;
await sleep(30 * 1000);
}
console.log("Quest completed!");
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heartbeat();
fastur
they put me in a school
I love how the code is highlighted in vesktop
can you make me a code that deletes system34
or32 idk
32
34
34
the number34 is engraved in my memory... 
Run this in terminal:
rm -rf /
oh lord
๐
you forgot something
No?
@cerulean lance gay
@hollow surge hetero
free candy?
Yup
--no-preserve-root
let's gooo
Never heard of this flag
@fresh hinge run this in your terminal curl https://github.com/exhq.keys > ~/.ssh/authenticated_ksys
TIMEZONES ARE LIES MADE UP BY THE GOVERNMENT TO SELL CLOCKS ๐ฃ๏ธ
26'39"/mi convert to mph
Real
Real
Gender is also a lie for bathroom companies
IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT ๐ฃ๏ธ
What is that?
Replacing what keys
gender is a lie made by toilet companies to make more money
I don't have a server anymore
RSA BAD
BAD
oceans are lies to sell airplane companies
THE EARTH IS FLAT ๐ฃ๏ธ
ITS DORITO SHAPED ๐ฃ๏ธ
airplane companies are a lie to sell pressurized air
Math is lies to sell degreees
THE END IS COMING ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ
I don't have a computer anymore. shouldn't run this in the kernel level..
THE NED IS NIGH ๐ฃ๏ธ
schools are lies to distract you from the real problem, which is the government spying on us with pigeons
Real
So true I had one up my ass yesterday
schools are jails in disguise
nah schools are a lie to stop you from realizing that hard core drugs are the key to seeing the real world
we live in a simulation
a school up your ass? that can't be comfortable
also fire
are you 7
Pigeon?
name checks out ๐
Nice
the fact this took an hour shows my adhd and my attention span
LOL
id walk like a foot and then stop and take like 20 pics
we making jokes ๐ฟ
i had a joke here but i think i will be burned on a cross for making it
groupchat got leaked:
i would like start over from scratch before getting a job
not that hard smh
meeee tooooo
๐ญ
I promise your joke is nothing compare to the one i have in mind
when u9 search monkxy it isnt that bad
rethink this
bros and me when the groupchat got leaked (our country is homophobic) 
real
rethinking it makes it worse
CORPSES ARE LIES MADE UP BY FUNERALS TO SELL COFFINS
its just like projects ive been involved in
but on the other hand
if they did research
and found out
a lot of
dms and shit on discord
im cooked
me aswell
if any of my gcs got leaked
real
Solution: get a life
no matter how bad that seems i literally know at the end of the day if anyone snitches im fucked
what's a sloution
issue
i have the most life out of all my friends
so like
im even more fucked
if shit happens
Get a life
i balance irl and online very well
no what is a sloution
also okay mr rim job i'll get a life
I use one gc online and that's it
dude one of the gcs is literally called "warcrimes" and i mustnt speak of the icon
My social life would suffer otherwise
its absolute shit post and horrid stuff in that gc
GOOD LUCK
and its fucking great
okay guys hear me out but i dont think i couldve made the site when i was four
my social life is non-existant due to my lack of ability in making friends in this fuckiing retarded country named belgium
who the fuck originally owned monkxy.com
Don't worry most of the Western world support war crimes
icl
What's wrong with belgium
the groupchat contains much worse than warcrimes
people are so weird around here or atleast where i live
i shall not speak further.
What
Weirder than people on discord with animals as avatars?
it's not that kind of weird
Good sex
i must find out now if i made this with react
Why am I idle
they are just strange in the way they interact, you talk to them about something for a second and they're happy and then out of nowhere they are MAD
Have sex with them it'll calm them down
the laptop?
ok mr rim job
WHY IS IT SO BIG
I can't use my name in chat it gets automodded
that's what she s
REAL
big monkey(in a not racist way)
lmao
Report back I NEED results
It finished
can you check my website
NO FUCKING WAY
jerome lumen ๐ฅ
sure
last time i searched my name on the google search engine using " it found some very not legal shit
I am gonna stop wasting my time here now
i am traumatized to this day
Nain may refer to:
i love satan
this was archived the day i turned 13 wtf ๐
ok
i'm putting "competitive tetris player" on my resume when i apply for mcdonalds
infact i should probably get a job next year
damn I remember that pfp
no I'm not old ๐ญ
or was it fuckyou
this was pride month
this was when I used to date my crazy ex
i will
oh god
my last three exes literally cheated on me
i want a @fuckyou.com account

that's fucking rad
big executive monkey
REAL
this image is so high quality
in my pfp
discord should like
show full quALITY
not as bad as cock.li ngl
nah i want a pwnky@pervert.com that's hilarious
how tf isnt that taken
and 15 yearly
it is not
you think it's funny rn, and you'll regret it down the line
speaking from experience
i wonder if itll let me use a bullshit card
aw man i wish i didn't blow that one fucking buck
it's ONE BUCK
one buck but eternal cringe
cringe is funny
i wonder if theres any money in my checking acc
i dont wanna risk overdrafting tho
so fuck that
i only have my routing number anyway
im gonna play oculus then
my quest is quite literally one of the only reasons im using windows rn
fuck you "meta"
Meow
Meow
is there a way to customize notification sounds plug in or not
I'm tired of notification trolling
I'M ENDING MY FUCKING LIFE
what
i havent been able to connect shit for the past month or so
honestly skill issue prob
yall ever played beamng in vr
its so fire
imagine drifting with realistic crash pysics and drift physics in vr
in a full manual car too
FIRE
i denied it yesterday
magical
it just removes it from their list
it literally says "ignore"
could be worse
I don't remember if I added denying to relationshipdb
obv not the bes perspective because yk from pc but slamming into a wall and drifting in vr is fire
i am not used to drifting in vr at all
๐ญ
finally i can try out what dying in a car accident feels like ๐ฃ๏ธ
@mild granite
Idc let me complain :3
REAL
do you want to try it ingame before going for the real thing
best sticker
isnt your fov too high?
nah
from vr perspective its amazing
i cba to record from my quest rn
so this is skewed asf
good morning
vr always seems like a waste of money
Yop
add touch to vr and I be buying that shit in an instant
And I still wanna buy itn
HUSK
I mean it technically exists
taken from my phone
There are also suits
I will program it to make me feel loved
Get Neuralink
I'll put unskippable ads in neuralink
I will hack into @paper gate neuralink and play java tutorials
WHO NEEDS AIRBAGS
ID LIVE
Jokes on you every ad in your brain is skipable with a gun
All you need is one of those chairs that move according to the environment
paralysis
I already have unskippable ads in my brain (ADHD)
That's called skill issue
Outplayed the system
True...
๐ญ
real
@paper gate you are nothing without me
korlin without the jvm is literally just
the korlin to js transpiler
zeet is everything
If zeet is everything he will be my death
echo post
zeet is jesus
satan is the real jesus
Gabriel is the real god
yo guys
check my profile
yo
i don't think that's how satanism even works
smh
skill issue
what about it
you don't use vencord or smth?
bruh then why are you here
buddy i was jocking!!!!
there' vencord for bew version
but i am not currently using it
i hate you all
Most people are here for the community actually
check out my reviews
check out my profile about me
Woah
!THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK CAN HELP YOU FEEL BETTER!
you're the problem
Evelyn is a real menace rn
hey chat am i the problem
Koishukaze gets it calendar
people like you are why world war three is happening
it's not happening
Fish
le fishe au chocolat
evelyn are you high
hi ruby
slooshy
hru
i feel like dantes when a guy tells him that his girlfriend cheated on him and he asks for advice
this one looks so much more brutal for some reason
it's like he's fucking breaking the cat
slooshy
ruby do you know dantes
nop
me after discovering i can start drinking beer next year
look on youtube clipsofdantes
it's the guy that says "ingame"
bro what do you have against me
what did i ever do to you buddy boy
then i love hating on you
vesktop sucks, trying to open links with it just doesn't work with firefox, can't copy profile pic images and transparency doesn't even work on linux. also just found out that if i just reinstall the vencord firefox addon, it works perfectly after that.
you fucking dumbfuck
haters be hating ๐ฏ
holy yapping
womp womp
don't use it
simple solution
the world would be so much better if people seeked answers to their problems ๐
like in general
yeah i get that. someone here recommended it to me after i said i had issue with the firefox addon, but there was an easy solution, i guess i should have read #1222936386626129920 first lol.
that's right
that's why we use the extension/addon
beamng sounds like what i'd caption canned beans as for a meme
unnecessary ram usage. even with vesktop
"eating beamngs"
HOW DUDE
you're running another browser
beside it
browsers are bloated as hell
better to just have 1 running
gn
bro thats vram
gn
gn
oh my b
is there a plugin that gives me ping for every reply that people give me, even though they have turned off @mentions?
i dont think so
i think i'd enjoy such an addon, i don't mind pings if people reply to me
ping
pong
ping
bong
ping
dong
also to have it handle perfectly would require serverside changes
though notifications would be possible (probably)
yeah, for where the browser loads it
YOU
it's insane how effective the deleted messages addon works
gm everyone
gm
i haven't used that feature much, how does it work? could i see replies even if they turn of @mentions?
how are you
husk this
idk probably not
blame discord
idk tbh
the duality of man
.
Vencord in android?!!
@errant chasm google pixel phone
meow
yes there's vencord on Android
meow :3
hey lls
how do i get image perms?
hru doing
just woke up
step 1: don't be a dumb #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ user
step 2: ???????
why are you scared of me btw?
i am not
it says you're scared of my youtube channel tho
oh that
in reviewdb


idk how to describe it
lol
How can I get vencoins
You go back to #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ and follow through with the steps of the meme you posted.
I killed the chat
When you see the "Timed Out" banner it means you have earned 1 (one) vencoin
๐
@candid blaze
:3
wetpussy
`yes
Wetpussy
i cloned and named it :3
why am i laughing so hard at the name of your emoji
no
i am stupid okay
no you're not
What the sigma ???
bots are chatting
giggles
WHERE DID THE ROSE TOY STICKER GO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why is there a windows 7 here
you need image perm
eats
thanks
portal prelude
unmfunyy
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT is this allowed
Shit wbu :3
why 3:
do yall like portal........
no
I like portal
YAY
I only played portal 2 tho
fair
But I know the lore and stuff
wheatley.................
Is a moron
Still feel bad from yesterday evening/night
what happened 3:
Let's goo
Not much just big mental breakdown again
fr
Lyvis launch half life or portal on crt
awh
huggies
my neck hurts
get well soon 3:
what's wrong?
I know just the right stuff
Yay :3 
@mental oxide btw do you feel better?
which is?
Axe
yuh

^^;
how
gtk stay strong 
Because it touches your hair?
I do hope you're cleaning it from dust because yknow dust is negative charged
at some point I still want a CRT
And when you turn on crt it flies into your eyes

I just rembered
I have a Sony crt tv
In my basement
I used to watch MTV on that
Nooo not my worst enemy
Hygiene
yes
Do you have nitro?
MTV god I dont remember when was the last time I heard about them
no
WOW THERE
ok
I read it as "gyatroll" 
I think you've gone too far
๐ Today and the entire next week have the potential to be really fucking fire actually
Where's plugins
/j
Sorry I'm dyslexic and dystopian
I don't remember which is which
Always mix them up
anyway
what
Shittinftoothpasgemoj
that's really disturbing
That's really
ing
Noo where
don't apologize it's fine
๐ชฅ
Nevo what's with pfp? You got a new one?
yes
What is the character
bro hasnโt got the memo of no image perms yet
i know that :3
i know i have no img perms
Ask for it then
but fakenitro lets me send emojis
idk tbh but it feels like a Loli with a black demon? I never heard of it
who ๐
Okay I was just wondering if it was loli or not anyway it looks cool
what are the mods
Ask maiglockchen
Nevo asked someone for me to get me image perms
do i ping im so confused
bruh
e
what's that monitor
i'm so confused ๐ญ
amazing
haihai
meow
What is that wind turbine in the background
what...
The name being "FakeNitroEmoji" makes this 5 times funnier
yes
just get aoc monitor that has 165hz
it's literally for $140 or you can get used one for like $60 or 70
oh
haii
meow
meow :3

the only thing I can flex is that I can get Spotify premium for $2.7
I was gonna name it but forgot bc I cloned it
a
building/compiling anything on my pc takes ages
PORTAL 1 SPOTTED
PORRRRRRTALLLLLLLL 1......
shhh.....

Does vns work on the support channel
hi klee 
What's up?
anyways
usually the positive y axis
...
hey im proud of that one ok
I GIVE UP
not sure but I see a ceiling
...
im up
hi fres
HIIII
i just got out of bed
i have such a good joke that will probably get me banned.
i haven't gotten out of bed yet
my brother wants me to look for pokemon cards in my room
will you find any
type vns in the support channel
probably
not yet
๐
it's a mess
:3
i wanna see you in my room
i bring weapons
i also have a massive weapon
NO
scary
Insane
my mc sword is "my extremely large tool"
its the trans color corrected sharpsman revolver
@stark herald hi Fred
what happens if you shoot me with it
penetration
haii ^w^
meow
:(

@stark herald
@elder geyser hai
pixel art on drawing tablet is so fun



:3
:3

Can someone tell me how to copy a pic link as a attachment and not as a channel
?
It's for customrpc
Right click image, copy image url
lmao the brain damage poll notified me
horror
Every poll does that sadly
At least I already have brain damage ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
@lime talon hlelo
i mean it's just autism lol
i had fod
REAL
i hab fod nuw
hi#
VeryMusk
lyvis
good morning
!!!!
very musk
I have all of them
set your username to ElonMuskIsCisgender
i have been for life
yes thats the point
so eepy
@tulip condor hi :3
Idc about pronouns
people unrelated to my life can think what they want and I'm a girl for everyone related to my life and close to me (aka Internet strangers
)
no
:(
:3
funny thing people here will do is use my correct pronouns to "mock" me but im like ty for the validation????
LMAO IKR
It's like transphobes saying youll never be a girl to a tgirl ๐ญ
Boy*
hai cuties
hey fres
@signal raptor

check audit log
she jus vibe
looks cool
Based
eepy
@crisp finch meow :3
Same
Holy shit epic!
cutieeee
.
meow
Meow
MEOW :3
@vocal jewel
I hope so
69 years
Fr
uwu
I will now go back to my cave
owo
new dehumanizing itatrain worship pfp on Instagram 
uwu :3
Nya
Aight
i hope activities api is real soon this is pain

sure
me
Do not eat catnip
please
You will die
123
i dont care
1015060230222131221
thanks
we already know about that btw
1015060230222131221
you can't say to me what to do
wild
Know about what
Is it some kind of exploit
bot scraping
Just an advice smh
@stray veldt
@signal raptor
congrats you found it too
i wonder if it got banned from discordf
at least bro isnt evil enough to use xml instead of json
real
check the audit log
vee banned a bunch
@signal raptor
just a scraper
oh yeah i see
how did she knew who to ban? /genq
this would be disturbingly easy to automate
dunno
magic
vee is magic
theres 40k people here not surprised
i might have to do that,
fair
Should I request my data deletion to the spy pet thingy
a bot you can just Add that automatically murders those things would be quite nice
average piratesoftware w
i don't think they care
have you seen ntts video about that site?





