#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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Don’t dm me. Don’t husk reply me. We’re done.
estrogen /j
how about flowers? @glass shell 
I'd take some of that

🎘 musical keyboard with jacks
Although it'd be wasted on me 
🔥
gotta get your mea-

NOOOO
Yop

so I'm saying how's your nothing
could be better
wut

i love going to the place i eat at because it’s held by arabic people so there’s like arabic people greeting eachother very cheerfully in arabic
and then there’s
john, 32 years old white man
comes in
hope it gets better vro
"hello i would like a keubab"

thats silly 
hru oomf
Meow
and then there’s my dumbass bowing to say thank you because i talk so quietly that people don’t even hear me
mostly just bored hbu
:3
are you making discord.swift
dbbkit
glue 3 is what
it’s glue but stronger

ddbkit*
Latest glue update


glue dlc
i love discord wrappers
my parents borrow cigs from me
it just makes it easier to get a bot up and running lol
i wonder if someone made asm discord api wrapper
also makes it easier to build commands
you will stop smoking
nice
you will stop smoking
soon™️
sure, smoking is bad but not healthy AT ALL to lie about it to your friends and family
ok make my stress go away then
okay
Me who reproaches my parents for having even a single beer once a week: 

me i will
make a function that allows bots to spam capybara images if someone says genz stuff
bruhhhhh yall parents so angy
Hits you with a metal pipe
my parents are like: you can do drugs if you want
on a stack
i hate capybara
my parents are fine with me
You are no longer accepted here.
NOO
if i ever touched drugs i would be dead (i mean im against that shit anyway)
same 
i don't do drugs yet
I am also against them
same
That's a sure path to the underworld

Don't worry I've done my share and yours too so you don't need to
the one to avoid the most is DPH that shit is evil
lmfao ty
hero we needed
Cocaine is overrated and morally questionable tbh
just remember folks, just like you learned when you were a child learning to use the toilet,
Holding it in doesn’t do anything.
i only really drink alcohol
dph is even worse
The wind is almost 7 m/s today the end days are coming without a notice
that shit takes you to hell and back
any drug is horror
the reckoning has come
should be criminalized
DPH is cheap as fuck because it’s just benadryl
disagree
they legalized weed, the dark market got overran with hard drugs
😔
and as someone who experienced delirium (without drugs don’t worry) it is not pleasent at all
like NOT AT ALL
like GOD AUGHHH
where did they legalize weed? @lapis lava
quebec
Portugal I think
i mean
taking over the weed market with a govt owned shop is basically making more money for them
Windows 11 app center weed ads
picperm
cta loves sending girls kissing jumpscare
yeah
i like yuri as much as the other gal but im in the fucking streets right now and if someone sees my phone im done
:(
so true
Good
Bad
Yashağu

Nuh uh no husking me
who the heck is pink lady
based
hi venchord
hi ntts mod
oh the anime
Hallo
hallo :D
weren't you trial mod?
nope
hi list I’m potato
Meow

Wagwan is the Jamaican word
I forgot what it means
A term used by roadmen and wannabe roadmen alike to ask "whats going on?". First used in the Caribbean probably in the 90s, and has made its way over to England. If someone is not from either London, Jamaica, or Cuba, and they use wagwan, they likely watch top boy and or listen to grime music from the 2000s. Make no mistake, this work is acceptable among social interactions with your boys but in any formal interaction, using this word to greet someone is suicide. To use this word you must also wear a man bag that probably carries your splif and a nike tracksuit.
Wagwan?
O wait
I don't need the question mark
Wagwan
Nvrm
I'm not wearing nike
lmao
marvin loves yuri fields
If I woke up to that in front of my house I would lie down again and go back to sleep because I wouldn't know if I'm sleep deprived or am seeing things
no way I slept for 11 hours
congrats
How does one sleep for 11 hours
I was sick
sick
sick
that's sick
sick
my nixos wants to explode
I want your nixos to turn into arch
bro def got banned because of saying "fuck.."
We're about to launch an All-out attack on your house.
Sincerely, The Zombies.
Meow
Expect a system DM in an hour
real???
Can you also dm me in an hour :3
tbh this screenshot seems fake cause it doesn't even have proper quotes
but yeah this definitely happens
human review is always better
g
and Blizzard has recently stated that words like the "f slur or s slur" (fuck, shit) can get you banned 😭
???
thats wild
okay I get fuck a little bit but shit is like???
When you said f slur I was thinking of something else for a second
@harsh minnow what is corepack
imagine saying "i feel shit" and getting banned
at the same time you can literally type the hard r and it doesn't even get censored

Downloads package manager on demand
blizzard so husk
Imagine saying "I gotta go take a shit" and getting banned
yeah lol me too when blizzard said f slur
I was like "oh that's reasonable" we wouldn't want people saying faggot in ow
then they continued and made it clear that they mean fuck
😭
I think that's the gist of it, not entirely sure
??????
do i treat it like normal pnpm
Ven can say the word, they're a gay
ah yes block one of the most commonly used slurs, don't block the hard f word
fuck isn't even a slur
well yesnt
nah I think that's blocked
but i saw some guy type hard r in my match once and nothing happened
shit went through
lol

THERE'S HARD F WORD????
im assuming the one against gays
To talk about disparagingly or insultingly.
any swear is a slur
it starts with fa
fake? wow cool
it ends with t
fat?

no offense but whoever thinks of "fuck" as a slur is a softie
whats the best way to get vencord? app/userscript/chrome extension
Fantasy Roleplaying Game
vesktop >
what do you call me 
I call cute duke
is their disadvantages to the userscript and chrome extension versions?
that doesn't end with t :(
okay but the funniest thing:
overwatch has capabilities to outright censor chat. when you type "gg ez" it changes it to funny phrases like "it's past my bedtime"
yet they only use this for ggez, not for severe slurs like the nword 😭
userscript has no themes, quickcss, and plugins using external apis (petpet, reviewdb)
extension has no disadvantages
overwatch moderation is a joke
WDYM SNOWFALL IT'S MID APRIL
wait they block ggez???
hypixel does too
relatable
wtf why
Der April macht was er will
alright cool
toxicity
lmao that reminds me of that one roblox game
saying "ez" it got replaced to "good game"
ez is pretty rude
thats not toxic that literally normal trashtalk
Jop
trashtalk is still mean
tbf the ggez thing is funny asf, I often type gg ez cause of it cause the phrases are just so amazing
but they could at least also replace severe slurs no? 😭
but then again im not that sensible, played cs and you can say anything in chat without getting banned
saying ez after a game is the most annoying thing
n word -> gentleman
f slur -> brother
lesbian slur -> sister
etc
would go quite hard 
lmao
take the second word in your name
and change one letter
and you have it
yeah exhq it's time to put it into your pronouns field
puke?
after thinking about it, no idea what the lesbian slur is lmao
@harsh minnow making a message builder thingy
@sudden sun how did you markdown title
u -> y
if you keep guessing it might be offensive for lesbians here ( I never met any lesbian on discord )
kinda
i believe it's universal
i know one lesbian who keeps flirting with dudes

that's called catfishing
technically it's only for gay men but it's kinda used universally
that's the most evil shit i have seen today
okay she isn't lesbian then 
she just a player
oh no she is not into them AT ALL
she just likes to see the world on fire
even mantika isn't more insane than this girl
Java is a nonbinery, genderfluid, gay programming language that is designed to have as few right wing dependencies as possible.
no it's not and it's the worst thing wtf 😭
yeah
I mean you wouldnt flirt with someone if you had no feelings for that person
how do you get a girlfriend
hi
hey if you find out, tell us
holy shit the android discord modification is talking
meow
I mean flirting doesn't necessarily have to be serious
you can flirt without romantic feelings just for fun
true
byoncord
!remind 1w hope this dude responds and tells us
i thought u called me a discord mod for a second lmaoo
hii
Hoyoverse better give us a banger trailer for her
fixed
Just make the owner your gf
- Hop on WhatsApp
WHY IS IT RAINING FUCK ME
yay
the owner is a girl? 
See yall when I'm at the train station
new weather unlocked?!
can now percipitate rain snow and fuck mes
We're so fucked in 10 years
hiii
Already seeing snow in summer
10? we're already
true
- ||/j. do not.||
Banning driving cars on the weekend def gonna fix all our issues
True asf
dating advice from gay duke: hitting your head on a wall 24/7 will get you more chance of finding someone than tinder
My introverted ass could never
rambunctious
It was 20 C a week ago (april used to be snowy)
The fucking cherries are blooming
Too early
ok sans undertale
wait i have a better one
sans undertale if he was written by vivsiepop
Still no clue 😭
guys can you imagine
no
noooo 
I actually have no frontal lobe to be doing these activities
@open pasture @irix@wetdry.world this u?
cry about it B)
tessie W

Yes. Hello Echo.
hi
you saw my question
add source when
I fucking hate this weather
very much so
https://tenor.com/view/gawr-gura-gura-hololive-holo-live-en-nyaa-gif-22743371
good morning everyone
Fuck you
I have to use my bicycle because strikes
oh my god
Holy shit
that's horrible
did that one developer working on TF2 cook
lol
He did not cook, pushed to prod on friday... classic rookie mistake
Github issues filled with TF2 reports
frfrfr?
OH MY GOD THAT GIF.
I LOVE
hi kori
:3 rawr xd
X3
@dense phoenix meow for me
dms kitten 😈
are you biking alr?
duke
^^
I've been biking earlier rn am chilling in a train in the train station
what the fuck
aah
Not gonna bike 11km if I can take a train 
relatable
i hate trains
I love the classic "wo müssen sie denn raus" to the person putting their bike on yours or vice versa 
evil autistic
germany moment
do I buy 10.09 ICE when flight landing is scheduled for 9.20
wdym
Or is that too close in case of delay
yk that cars are basically stripped off and nerfed trains
I have a flight landing at 9.20 and I need to buy an ice back to Freiburg
uuuh
elvyraa :3
delay is possible
@dusty goblet bwa
Bwaa :3
you could probably go for like 50mins to an hour
but you have to wait a ton if its not delayed
@dusty goblet you will search watamote opening ep 2 in youtube
Remind me later
Exactly my thought
This is the options
There is if you pay liek 80€
oh god
Unicode is illegal
but $ is legal

Yop
I mean tbf if I miss the one I can as well take 4h regional trains for free 
Same day ticket are very expensive tho afaik?
no idea
80€...
die nine men dick in australia
what
Hence if I miss one I'll probably actually hop on the regional ones bcs they're free lmao
i translated
wrong
normal english doesnt have skill issue
yeaaaa
no
do it
what if I dont
Y'all, I think I'm boutta get booty tickled by a demon, I just heard a growling noise and nothing that can growl is where I'm hearing it from 💀💀💀
✨
so true
hiii pooks
Ello 👋👋
How fast can I even get from arrival to the fernbf lol
how far away are they
IDK
Your bio is relatable
good 'ol better UI
NEED
If youre active in 200 servers yeah
why is there two akiras
I'm active in like 5 it's perfect for me
:3
alt
@median owl gutefrage.net says 20min js enough to i trust 
does in javascript 
30min delay 
do /
use slash commands if it's a public bot
it is not
hi bims and duke and kode
hi nevo
I use arch btw
slash commands have the pretty cool advantage that you can use them anywhere
hru doing
pretty decent
gtk
True...should get later train but then I miss lecture I think
I'm doing great but still kinda sick
Nvm I don't
getting home or being on time for lecture hmmm
should i use oop for commands or just a huge fucking if block
oop in js
True..

use c
Don’t wanna flex, but I puked yesterday twice
. I’m better
use objects for commands then imo that's better
HORROR
I had a nose bleed 6 times in the past 2 days
I'm flexing rn

pfff my nose bleeds everyday

take that weakling
so that mean you are losing 2% of your blood every day?
ye
ok
If I miss a meal to restore blood I might faint and die
uuuh

why do you have it ever day?
Neko atsune
Always under pressure
take care ig
Did I mention that I hate rain when I'm outside
undderstandbale
why
Spamming and writing offensive reviews will result with a ban. Please be respectful to other users.
best messagr

no copy pasterino
pasta
Time to write some offensive reviews under your profile
you cant lmao
I'm too introvert to ask for their password
Wow



Totally never pirated a game
I always buy my games idk about you
scoobidoo
ubihard
all those shit ass companies with their third party launchers that only works with their own games can please go fuck themselves
Oh my god
that shit is so annoying
I have never and will never get off steam
can we get a #1230871476425719868
that shit should be forbidden bro
like for what am I using steam
to download a launcher??
I mean you still need 3rd party apps for ubi and ea games on steam
Also why I gotta be online as well on those launchers to play offline games
what if someone pirated the poor billion dollar companies games
oh noo 
said no one ever
hi
I just joined, is that good?
also hi
hi
hi
hi
is it good?
is there any voice channel volume regulation thingy for like 200%?
That's what I am asking innit
chat is that good?
I'm not sure if that's good
(probably not)
but you're german so
hallo
Meow
I think so yeah
shes so me
New
cap
G Self
mario block
nvm this is the better UI
it looks like you do nsmb mods
I think SO yeah
DANTES 🙏
the better ui
I agree
if i enabled Swipe to view Members List nothing would change between the old UI and the now-gone You Bar lmfao
that bar is so goofy it’s like being on iphone with the bottom bar being increased 300%
Mauro
good bc i use iOS :3
ew
super paper mario is my favourite mario
mm... fishie...
Super WHAT now?
mario overrated af
not the shitty 1000 year door
lame ass character
@night cape where do you get your pfps
true dat
The game was a freaking Dating Simulator
it’s a good game
and 2d
link
no
the lore is crazy waxy
class CommandHandler {
constructor() {
this.commands = {};
}
registerCommand(commandName, handler) {
this.commands[commandName] = handler;
}
executeCommand(message) {
if (!message.content.startsWith("!")) return
const messageContent = message.content.substring(1)
const [commandName, ...args] = messageContent.split(' ');
const commandHandler = this.commands[commandName];
if (commandHandler) {
commandHandler.execute(args, message);
} else {
console.error(`Command "${commandName}" not found.`);
}
}
}
class WriteCommand {
execute(args, event) {
event.channel.send(args.join(" "))
}
}
const commandHandler = new CommandHandler();
commandHandler.registerCommand('write', new WriteCommand());
module.exports = commandHandler;
``` @glossy swallow do you love
meanie
the Internet
i dont use pinterest ever aside from for pfps
do you have a public profile
no
lol alr
don't use classes, so bad
I heard some outside a few mins ago
oh
ven i have something to ask
as much as i love java oop in js so horror
ven is very busy at the moment
can't you use mjs
meow
the answer to your question is no
crying
marvin I have something to ask
the answer to your question is no
wtf!!
you do functional programmign
Waluigi
haii
it's so good
vee only writes monads
hiii kirie
hi
hi
ok but i have jetbrains
const getTodo = (
id: number
): Effect.Effect<
unknown,
HttpClientError | TimeoutException
> =>
Http.request.get(`/todos/${id}`).pipe(
Http.client.fetchOk,
Http.response.json,
Effect.timeout("1 seconds"),
Effect.retry(
Schedule.exponential(1000).pipe(
Schedule.compose(Schedule.recurs(3)),
),
),
Effect.withSpan("getTodo", { attributes: { id } }),
)
You are broke
zt :3
did it again
first it was girlbrain now it's jetbrain
kirie :3
i use neovim :>
our new generation is clearly lost
girlbrain superior
DUKE
Yes.
hi ven
do you get like one of thos badges if you donate the £1 sponsor or do u only get the donor role
I love jb
whoops
I love jb
unused ram is wasted ram
True
I LOVE JET BRAINS!!!
hi vee
Ur a graphics designer?
same, i have all jb ides
graphics programmer at best
@frosty plaza
nop only 5$ tier, check the tiers
oke
brother..
am giving money to ven eventually
thx for letting me know!!1
hot take
there should be
Vencord Donor badge for 1$ tier
128 gb of ram is crazy strong. What CPU do you have paired with it?
nop
I have no idea how this shit booted with XMP
vee will give brain rot to nightshift ven
not a clue
discord level of design

youtube
R...
I LOVE JAPANESE JAZZ FUSION
Mitglied Werden
Cool set up
7900XT
meow
why you using duröhre in german
bist du mitglied oder ohneglied
Even cooler
Crazy
bist du mitglied oder ohneglied
ZT WHAT
what is this
oh
zeeter insane
that makes more sense
I can get MC to practically max out my CPU/GPU and use like 16GB of RAM
horsie
heap anyway
I was so confused how he could have come up with that
yop
only a native speaker could
Doesn't include the offheap and vram alloc

Meow
guys
meow
i don't, my friend does
i use everything in english
@errant chasm hiiii
fake austin
real austin is auxtinn
uhh
except for my windows installation that's like 50% english 50% german but mostly because it forces german on me on some ui elements
:P
@hard palm
your not real
idiot whitename
chat I'm gonna say the word
can we ban you here for admitting it
what

yeah i know how its like
how do you fuck up system language
watch out
:)
nice car :3
Don't you have the option to leave it all German or all English?
step one, be microsoft
car driving a car
I blame electrons
hii sho
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hi sho
Wowie Zowie
CAN I GET PIC PERMS ❤️
probably cause that text comes from your weather service which uses your location
no
no it's some regional content shit apparently which is only served in german idfk
fuck u
i haven’t had to use a windows pc in so long it’s been such a good experience
hello
yeah probably
so hostile
hue
should i switch?
vban @kindred sphinx annoying, admitted to getting banned from another server for saying nword
Done! 
sho :3
🙏
Bruh
he is grub
blud got banned
grubber
I am a color that is correct
the grubber
grubby
trauma from the rgb argument
u live on /dev/nvme0n1p1 actually
hi
😔
yop
:3
I live in a /home/
his alt account coming frfr
jealous
how readable is this
:P
have been a /tmp inhabitant for a while
kirie :3
how
tragic :(
still haven’t found a /home
meow
gonna be leaving for yet another place again tomorrow :3
how bad is this
settings.forEach(setting => {
[
[".sg-title", settings.title],
[".sg-key", settings.key],
// [".sg-value", settings.value]
].forEach(tuple => {
instance.querySelector(tuple[0]).innerText = tuple[1];
})
})
is it save
pixel is eepy
hi
i do
hi
sigh
meow
hi
hi
this server is lost
<3
oh no
i tried so hard but we cannot save you
i will fly a cat drone to you to remotely meow at you /j
hi
appropriate response
Can I be the vennie fish
nobody can save us

LDMKJSGHDFKJHGDF
aight bet
I'm comfy I don't feel like getting out of bed
i can fix them
I can fix them.
no you can't
terrible
hello akira v2
thats not how the bob the builder intro goes
this is ugly :(
thats my dog
why
because I bought him?
hi luii
bob could fix everything but this server is unfixable
hiiii oomfie
what if ven shut it down
hihi
war
I put one too many i’s, apologies
let’s do some formal logic to simplify it then
\💔
haiiii luii :3
@cerulean lance make
function isblacklisted(commandname) {
return permissions[commandname].blacklisted
}
function getpermissions(commandname, person) {
return permissions[commandname]
}
function isallowedtorun(commandname, person) {
if (!isBlacklisted(commandname) return getpermissions(commandname).contains(person)
return !getpermissions(commandname).contains(person)
hiiiii
can we format gg/vencord

.gg/vencod soon
I READ FORMAL AS FORMAT
why would you blacklist somebody from using a command
@mental oxide hi
you suck unconditionally fembot
(~a & b) | (a & ~b)
= a ^ b
I will format you into an mp3
no
sounds like xor to me
flac
me
hi vencordians
hi nino
i have relapsed into my #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 addiction
hi vendroid dev
return Boolean(Number(permissions[commandname].contains(person)) - (permissions[commandname].blacklisted ? 0 : 1))
@cerulean lance wait this is better
@mental oxide hai
FIRE
return !!(permissions[commandName].blacklisted ^ permissions[commandName].people.includes(person));
ezpz
I'm eepy @lavish relic
nin0droid soon
hold on no
smallest
why is this
awww eepp
(wtf is ^)



