#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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accidentally turning my intro to computing assignment into an anticapitalist screed against the telecom industries monopolization

i have 1k friends, i need room ):
can I have the not cut off version?
whut da heeeeelll ohmygaaawd nowayayaaaaay
ugh I don't want to download this stupid promoted game for an exclusive avatar decoration
im just supposed to write a 3 paragraph essay on 3 issues with the network data flow
chromebook users be like:
im only on isps
**server.js: **Lines 62-103
app.get("/watch", async function (req, res) {
var v = req.query.v;
var e = req.query.e;
var r = req.query.r;
var f = req.query.f;
var t = req.query.t;
const video = await fetch(config.tubeApi + `video?v=${v}`);
const h = await video.text();
const k = JSON.parse(toJson(h));
if (!v) res.redirect("/");
var fetching = await fetcher(v);
const j = fetching.video.Player.Formats.Format,
j_ = Array.isArray(j) ? j[j.length - 1] : j;
let url;
if (j_.URL != undefined) url = j_.URL;
const json = fetching.video.Player;
const engagement = fetching.engagement;
const channel = await fetch(
config.tubeApi + `channel?id=${json.Channel.id}&tab=videos`
);
const c = await channel.text();
const tj = JSON.parse(toJson(c));
const lyrics = await lyricsFinder(json.Title);
if (lyrics == undefined) lyrics = "Lyrics not found";
renderTemplate(res, req, "poketube.ejs", {
url: url,
color: await getColors(
`https://i.ytimg.com/vi/${v}/maxresdefault.jpg`
).then((colors) => colors[0].hex()),
engagement: engagement,
video: json,
date: moment(k.Video.uploadDate).format("LL"),
e: e,
k: k,
tj: tj,
r: r,
f: f,
t: config.t_url,
optout: t,
lyrics: lyrics.replace(/\n/g, " <br> "),
});
});
loong
squid
😭
this but /s
this pains me
native apps rule
is it that bad?
cant you just {v,e,r,f,t} = req.query
that code is from 2021 WEGSHJFWEH
slghkgjdf var { v, e, r, f, t } = req.query;
omg bottom speak
wtf those varible names
all transfems have this
gooddd

that code is from 2021 qwq
no im aware of that problem, i just don't care
nuh uh
i think people should invest in a good product for the benefit of consumers
yuh uh were all predeterminated to be a fucking bottom 
**pages-video.js: **Lines 186-209
app.get("/watch", async (req, res) => {
const { dm, region, hl, v, e, r, f, m, quality: q, a, universe, } = req.query;
if (!v) {
return res.redirect("/");
}
var contentlang = hl || "en-US";
var contentregion = region || "US";
const isVideoValid = await INNERTUBE.isvalidvideo(v);
if (!isVideoValid) {
return res.redirect("/?fromerror=21_video_not_valid");
}
const u = await media_proxy(v);
const secure = ["poketube.fun"].includes(req.hostname);
const verify = req.hostname === "poketube.sudovanilla.com";
INNERTUBE.getYouTubeApiVideo(f, v, contentlang, contentregion).then((data) => {
try {
const k = data?.video;
const channel_uploads = data?.channel_uploads
how is the consumer benefitting from you not using electron
if you can write a better app in electron then they benefit from you using electron
O GJIEOAKm p m5y my GOD
If you can write a better app in anything but electron
electron makes it easy to write an app with good UX and accessibility
they deserve not electron
what about react native
im fine with electron if done well, like vscode
why is your varible names not very descriptive?
that so called "good" ux being laggy and horrible experience
that's not an electron issue
(discordapp I hate you)
it's an issue with the website being garbage code
like discord
you can make performant electron app
is react native good
chat gpt can write cleaner code

you can make a performant C or Delphi app
nuh uh
or Rust
over 90% of the javascript programmers cant program normally
therefore most electron apps suck
i love javascript

mood.
im no expert, but it may work for a certian purpose
typescript should have types for strings that match a regex
we need 400 billion gigabyte bundle sizes
learn 20% of one JS framework then jump to the next new one
Spotify uses cef yet uses little resources and performs well
@ripe willow hi
me when i iterate 3x over an array because the fucking animations persist past me killing the element which causes cursed amount of glitching (so i iterate 3x to kill it 3x in a row)
its okay-ish
react native so bad it hurt my soul trying to use it
we're mostly talking about actual companies here, not individual devs
adding to that most people are still using one of the slowest freamwork
(react referance)
id rather write one app in swift and one in kotlin than use react native 😭
@harsh minnownano or vim?
micro.
I've used RN before and it was nothing but a pain
wtf, a switch.
that's rare
i struggled to get a simple bottomsheet
ask manti he's bottomshit specialist
does it even change on companies
yes
fuck
unless you are looking at netflix, google or smthn
manti make bottomshit tierlist
no imo
nah, there's a joke that nano users are bottoms
vim users are tops 
companies have the actual structure to enforce code quality
not in turkey surely
flutter
other way round
no
thats bc your country is poor
vim users are effeminate nerds
nano users are boomer men
wrong!!!!!
move to a better one
it's true
nop people just dont care
i wonder if three js in react native would be bad for performance
@cosmic otter you love react
neovim*
probably doesn't even work
doesn't it use canvas + webgl
ppl who still use vim are boomers too
don't think that's a thing in react native
neovim bad @bold wren
to be fair, I still use filezilla
filezilla is awesome software
get better phone
fawner
the best
one of those god tier windows software
Snapdragon gen1+ is pretty good SoC if you ask me
is it called filezilla cause its made by mozilla
there are implementations for both buut
- the webgl one is deprecated
- the canvas one was last updated a year ago
oh filezilla is on linux too banger i didn't know'
my school PCs have Filezilla installed
is wasm on react native
great, since they probably don't update
get your school to leak their private keys
too bad our HTML classes teach us NETSCAPE VARIABLES
did you know Gnutella has nothing to do with gnu
horror
nutella
ping for headpats
i am not joking our teacher taught us some Netscape HTML variables
and i am like
WHY
2hat
@west ore pat this individual @lime talon
I love turkey
@digital kettle WHAT
its morally okay to deadname turkey
NEW YOUTUBE EXPERIMENT
@lime talon 

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
what's turkeys deadname
I did a research on Gnutella cus I needed to get some better understanding of how an unstructured p2p network communicates
what the fuck peer churn is
and all that shit
😭
they are doing a new ui for homepage
turkey
three of my favorite people are from 🇹🇷
"home eater"?
they will NOT make me speak their language
@cosmic otter Turkey
im an AMERICAN
my condolences
martin shrekli found it
basically they are making the background a gradient
america number 1
osmanlı imparatorluğu
rip gpu
rough translation:
"For Netscape:
MARGINHEIGHT = top margin of the document
MARGINWIDTH = left margin of the document"
TÜRK VARMİ
BEN VARIM SA
YouTube will need rtx 4090 to run @digital kettle
omg the old ie logo in the bottom right corner
wasnt that a thing before
is your first language latin
gradident background depending on what you have on video
ben Türkiye'yim
on homepage
😎 🇹🇷 evet
this mf never heard of Italian ever before
zt is a country
oh so its related to that 2nd weird video redesign they're testing
probably
will be nuked
yeah and i hate it
yay im in the sane half
yes
not manti ,warning
@paper gate simplify i*i/i * m*m/m + 6 + 6
türk
warning is AI
varmı
duke has been imprisoned in this picture
arkadaşlar
dlşakbğpeiarföpğÖKLWPLWF.cdiacçrfşqğqfüve
oha türk
nice password

GET HIM BACK IN THE PICTURE
he escaped
yuuuh
duke should not roam free
ugly
ben şimdi katıldım bu sunucuya
çok iyi, türk varmış
theres too many turks
here
no turkish allowed
is bosnyan allowed?
i need a hug
no
do u speak it
fine >:/ i'll stop speaking turkish
forever
do you accept one from me
i do yes
yes
geh sterben, ich hasse dich
awa

awawa
exploser
a
you should respond with "jebao sam tvoju majku juce"
ven's home
also europapark is a good place to visit
I can talk again
It's traditional, try mandarin
rule 6 >:(
Ur a frog 🐸
Ne demek istiyorsun
THE HECK IS THAT TRANSLATE DOESNT EVEN WORK
Bana arabamın uzatılmış garantisini anlatmak için kılık ⚠ değiştirmiş misin?
သူက ဒီလောက်ဆိုးတဲ့လူပဲ။
Qing wa 🐸
ney
wha
👽
ရယ်စရာဘာသာစကား
fhsdu9ıugfhü,
ဟဲဟဲ ငါဒီ
"ငါဒီမှာ" လို့ရေးမထားဘူး
nedemek istiyo annamdım qwq @knotty echo
guys don't break rule 7
Adam will get you
kılık değiştirme?
ENGLISH MORGERFUXJWRS
မိခင်မှို
What language is this btw?
Spanish
we have memes here about "hello I'd like to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
ik that
starts speaking Arabic
1984
alhamdulillah
why the hell does it translate numbers
This isn't Spanish, no jokes I actually don't know
awful
deranged langauge

moderation hell
I asked if he was disguised as a warning to tell me about my car's extended warranty
simple
meow
hi cute
hii
still awaiting response
@sudden sun meow
guys everyone will get a free pat
but you gotta sleep first for at least 800 hours a day
hello vencord chat
hello
Hello
yes that he, that warning
bolje nego tvoj jezik
uhhh elv...
SPEAK ENGINSH INSANE
oh mah gahhh poco
I don't like speaking in English it sounds wierd
what
Ranking vencord users part 1
@stark herald F
fres F
someone starts with F and ends with S : F
huh
the blurred bar kinda hot
.(
Yes
.:3
cause I took classes
no more praising your country, guess it's time to praise america
will do
american
keep turkish in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german
fatass
meow
thx
@frosty plaza i love checkmarks
woa I look so cute in that picture
petition to make "turn of cosmetics" plugin
slight trigger warning
but this should be the warning icon
nOO
I AM A CARROT
hey guys is this the support channel
so many funny signs
real
what do u do once u donated
dm ven I think
Do you know how to read channel names
oke
still pissed off at how shit Swipe to view Members List is atm
you're ✅
wym?
really hope i didn't spend £1 for nothing
guys do you remember the xz backdoor lmfaooo
welcome btw
thanks!! ^^
hi echo
hey errr... waht do you do after you donate
i dmed someone called vending.machine
idk who needed this but literally 3 days after releasing the Mobile Shop to some accounts they already changed the way you swipe through the decor
ur fucked
all ur data is stolen now
Chat am I cooked 🔥🔥
my music taste is just http://twentyonepilots.com/ btw
vee will verify your donation before giving you any rewards
yeah ik i sent proof so i should be good
yay!!!!!
cool, i support your choice
rewards
on an average tho
just keep in mind that vee is just one person
nah
how long does it take?
yea
8 days
yay
she's literally me
no she isn't
@stark herald i need https://store.twentyonepilots.com/products/clancy-blocksleeve-zip-up-hoodie
this guy is literally me
you are wrong
cutee
yeah simplified profiles is buggy lol
it signs your IPAs
it doesn't "force add"
it signs them
tells your Safari to install the app
done
why are you on alt now
why does the apple sob emoji look so ugly, especially in low quality
AHHHH CRAP THATS SO CUTE BUT MY FINGERS ARENT SKINNY ENOUGH TO MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY :<
they also look like colors for the evil eye keks
lmfao
❌ fuck you
This guy is literally me
rude
still using the new tab bar experiment and this actually explains the buggy messages tab on midnight theme lmao
its no longer experiment
its on stable
its rolled out
unless you mean smthn different
dont you guys mean tabsv2
tabsv2 is literally rolled out
i mean the new tab bar with separate messages button
dumdum
and transparent navbar
w
i am literall this guy: σ
how do people use this
the other server list is better
i do and i like it
shocking news people adapt to change differently
trolley
i mean in my personal preference
should've mentioned that
could've said imo at the end yeah lol
:3
@mental oxide hey
?
also fun fact there's an experiment that gets rid of the notifications tab lmfao
meower
drain gang
train gang
talk to me nice...
wrong song
choo choo
be nice 2 me
hai fawnie
this is an alt :3
loooser loser dumb loser
im a fake drainer...
,,,
fabricated
:(
yeah that relates to discord
whatd you say? im blind
oh my bad lyvis pull up the braille msg
does a naruto rasengan
i think i'm quitting programming, music production is so much easier?? /j
thats a banger
yo u selling albums?
actual talent + pirated daw + pirated vst plugins = profit??
method
or just.. speed up an already created song ??? @keen junco
and call it nightcore
profit???
real
why you got a CRT if i can ask lol
i mean yeah it looks cool
game as in old consoles or-
buying a crt to render the water in sonic correctly
Talking about: CRT Gaming
AI Summaries moment
ai moment

both apps infuse discord
im back to being pink
can you make this sound just as good?? 🥺
i have no musical talent i legit just fucked around
i legit just took some existing song
made acapella + instrumental
mei is indeed pink 
and put a kick
marvin on spotify when
never
marvin the type of person to drop a banger and disappear forever
do y'all have your magnum opus?
i cant believe u said that /j
majin buu will end you for that
glorpin
i love when my entire server crashes when one of my containers is stopped
why does this happen 😭
does anyone have a fumo pic
what provider
my shitbox in my closet
use minefort
oh, i dont think you understand
am i 16 male the asshole for letting a guy get beat over the head with a shovel
i run my minecraft server in a docker container
whenever i stop that container (this doesnt happen with others)
the entire server will crash, drop ALL conections (ssh, etc. )
i then have to go and hold the power button
i have let it sit like this for hours and it still is unresponsive
depends
i see ur problem
whos the guy
snap ur gpu in half
personally i wouldn fk with a guy with a shovel
fk around and find out type beat
putting polls in the media picker was such a bad idea, since it'll trick people into thinking they have image perms lmfao
idk they needed a shovel to beat someone up
post it then i dare u
Just putting this here as a log that the Feds illegally recorded a confidential conversation between a lawyer and his client
nvm
blasted
n wodr
WOO
@pseudo karma hi
hi
was the guy nice or some random idiot
i don't get the purpose of Activities in Text Channels
hm
@paper gate soon
i wish i got lost ark
hai

hi im getting drunk
ion caare
how about i take you out

hii harukie
helo

hai harukaaa
zeet did you see my ping in the other server
@bold wren shes so me coded
@paper gate you have to pray
Does vencord work on mobile
@harsh minnow you're so done for https://x.com/OWCavalry/status/1781030718547567065
koi what did you do
My PC crashed and the error was quite literally memory_management
:333
I love koi
loserq isn't real ur delusional
losersq exists it's called duoq
https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/src/branch/main/config.json#L8-L10 i added the new urls to config btw :3 @jaunty remnant
**config.json: **Lines 8-10
"email_main_url":"https://email-server.poketube.fun",
"mastodon_client_url":"https://fediverse.poketube.fun",
"libreoffice_online_url":"https://office.poketube.fun"
Ask my friends
We started a minecraft server and it didn't even last a day
i um
Nevermind, didn't even last 5 hours
im talking more about competitve games
especially when there's a big gap in skill between u and ur friends
and u can't even flame them it hurts
Mfs started fighting because someone had made their house in the middle of the road lmfao
it hurts to not be toxic
ive played terraria with friends it was ok
nah bro flame them if you can't flame in chat flame them in vc
tf you mean you can't
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only doesn't roll off the tongue as well as #811255667469582420 does but apparently ven is trying to keep away from juby's copyright protection and I guess make this server less like aliucord..?
We obviously do
Hello everyone
who cares if it's your friend lol elo MATTERS MORE
you HAVE TO hit challenger this season
we don't even play ranked
Ah, yes, unknown, the best channel
also not lol
aliucord
you aren't in aliucord
- Not the place
- Not the thing
offtopic not support just rolls off the tongue better
Your what
what
and it changed my password
Your BIOS?
yes
what the fuck
idk where else to ask
The literal motherboard settings are under password?
hello
i would but i dont have a screw driver
hardware manufactures need to be stopped
bro
how do i fix that my uefi boot option is grayed out
hi fwoner
hi fuor
monster addiction a1!A!wjqoi
ur my bbygirl i don't ever want to flame u fuor
- You don't go to a general channel. First you check if there's a plugin-related channel. #plugin-requests
- BD sucks ass
the uefi boot option is there its js grayed out for some reason
yeah i can flame me myself
i love u the way u are
what even is fanum tax
its my own laptop idk how my dad obtained it but he gave it to me
i have irl friends that have been playing dota for longer than me and are worse than guardians
ur goated fnaw
A slang created by that one kid singing that sigma song
fawn ur a goat
im goated
say baa
say baa
ok
@paper gate hows your day
@paper gate haiiii
meow for me
nothing
tiring
hiii
just boots like normal (aka doesnt)
ashley
many such cases

_ _

@digital kettle hiii
u mean cmos?
wghar
oh ok lemme see if i can find a screwdriver
I could
@paper gate what sounds can you make
@open pasture reminder
Tell me exactly what
I would but I won't be here in an hour :/
And I'll do
please
Tell me what and I'll do it
I’ll dm you
Aight
a few
you be screaming in bed shawty
what about me I want to scream in bed
wow does zeet really
she dont hold back 😍
ive woken up screaming
fres...
can you "cock-a-doodle-do!" like roosters?
yes
mating call
BRO I'M IN CLASS
skill issue
hiii zovi
heya ze
how are you
zoviii
konaa hello
I'm doing great today wbu?
im okie
need ruby to wkae up
gtk
qt
What no i didn't 
nuh uh
meow purr purr meow. meow? meow, meow, meow!
lotta of yap ngl
fawn yapp
@paper gate
Cerveza Cristal returned last night on a Chilean TV show El Día Menos Pensado.
See the original Star Wars ads and Cerveza Cristal memes: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_-5vZfdYUJDdsMPltmJk76852zKP6zml
Original broadcast: https://www.youtube.com/live/1upbguXTBSA?si=DChVK-GWdR_tkffD&t=3306
This outlet has the story (Spanish): https://...

holy yapping
heylo Eve
ZOVI HELLO
hru doing
I'm doing great and you? 
I feel better than before
I can't believe my eyes, just found out about this new leaked CS2 update...
and glad to hear that you are doing great
Good update
haihai @rapid aurora @empty tulip @raw panther @winter girder :3
miss u zovi
AKIRA HELLO
haiii akira :3
hello
and you too @hot hinge :3
@paper gate bot
yes
Hiiii!!!!
just got home from work a while ago
no hai for me :(
@open pasture hai
Zoog
zoog
hi hii
I miss you too
kodaaa
this is unrelated
hi
I miss u more
meow
me when

rip and tear that dental plaque

he's that guy that always gets the highest grades in maths
ok weeb
HI
w<
hii
@bold wren hi
fawn is so obsessed
Robert Faye Rosie
yes
yes
yes
🔫
thanks akira
ywyw
how long till you start talking with your alt
hi four
hiii pixel
i already do a mix of the two it's just that i don't have access to regulars channel with this account lol
what fo you guys think of vesktop?
vesktop good
besttop
eepp
hii
I'm stealing thid
im having problems with vesktop rn and i don't know where to ask for help
i tought that support was for only vencord and not for vesktop
It's both
OMGMGMGKSMFMGG
YESSSSSS
I GOT ACCESS TO MY BIOS
BY JUST REMOVING THE NORMAL BATTERU
woah
INSTEAD OF THE STUPID CMOS BATTERY CUZ I GAVE UP MID WAY
woah
make sure secure boot is off
uhhh ok lemme see cuz it wasnt there
man i love [object Object]
type shit
so true :3
why my head hurt
eep
because u need to go to aleep
sleep
my ankles back and neck hurt
waht
im making a client mod (side project) that is entirely URL based, nothing (or close to nothing) is stored locally
like the theme thing in venchord
this

idk
i have nothing else to do with my pathetic life
what i do bitch
meow
because i wanted to
schzio
I am
i recognize people by profile picture
i rarely read names
i thought they were an entirely different person
L
goosnfirh vencord
nini
flub glup
@crisp finch
me
hai
@crisp finch
lads lets go in vc uwu daddy https://grabify.link/totallynotanipgrabber
me
@mental oxide
fawnieeeeeee :3333
i just looked at #1222936386626129920 and i could solve my problem
i did it 



