#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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its,,,its lana,,
no its not
but I kept it
an..
ana-
fawn already tried that
yeah uh
is it
Nala
Alan
Lana
Laan
Naal
LOSER bot
anal
you forgot one
๐
:')
nala is cute
that happens to me every time I type out my discord name
stop saying short analysis my react thing is fucking itself up
I'm like "anal..... quickly type the rest!! :("
STOP
bad attempt
fly is a fly
why are you drooling reacting
Mei do you have a self bot for anal content and react with ๐คค or is it a coincidence
me with my fist through the screen
the one from the skype days would actually crawl
it isn't a self bot I just really like
this is lazy
im too young to remember skype
๐ฃ
unfortunate
I remember Skype and I'm 18
so many good things happened on skype for me
im not 18 and i don't remember skype

I remember Skype and I'm 2038473525284849505947362515374
was skype really all that
hello
Skype was better before Microsoft bought it
ngl
lol
well yeah no shit
Back when it was written in Delphi
4 years old
there was a button to send contacts money on paypal directly
guys use this filter but with your feet
WECHAT PAY ๐ช
QQ pay
qq supremacy

that was fast
fell off
kinda slow actually
delphi sucks
i have never written a line of delphi ever
i want to drink the mastercard mouse water
cant use in ioi โ not a real programming language
cross platform and native
the longest time before chat went back alive was 20 min so kinda fast

it killed someone I think
did i stutter
um ok
i want to drink the mastercard mouse water
back to the mines
why is that a thing?
good bye
bye c
idk probably some promotion
smh alacritty doesnt support images in neofetch :/
pre covid water hits different
huh
Deplhi's syntax is ugly
and the IDE is almost just as bad
But it allows for suuuch fast development of stable, native applications
that aren't giant in bin sizes
ITERMM
mastercard mouse water
tomato water lipstick
my discord tag is @malwareanalyst
hi all
foot fungus braces
I've been researching malware for like
its "malwina" but ok
9 years now
i didn't click on your profile
that's pretty cool
when i go to uni i think i want to sneak into malware lectures
malware researchers when they see feet virus (their work means nothing now)
orz
would send feet bouble image rection but rule 4 exist
someone's gonna screenshot all the fucking feet related things I say and blackmail me
just casually gonna sneak the string "feet" in to some cracked malware samples now
like what happened with BB 1.8 and the "Neurevt" string that is ONLY present in the cracked version.
Rection
what is a good malware textbook
Paypal me 4 euros
Or the world finds out
nala
wtf r u a cracker
feet
call me a malware researcher
Iโm a cracker
No, but I was in a chat with 0x22 and LostIt when Bull leaked their crack because they wouldn't let him sell it 
who are any of these people
some guy has the Omnitrix on his wrist I wanna be as cool as him to wear this in a highschool
0x22 is the future client guy
0x22 was a known malware "researcher"
no
WHY are slash commands play station button commands now
my fault
OH
also like magikoopa spells
what do you mean?
like a collection of samples?
Wtf does that do
knowledge WHATS?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE FLOWS-
blood.
generates 50,000 chunks in a spiral around me in the overworld
I thought that said like forceload. but idk what it does now
is that a mod?
is this some conspiricy
That's what's fucking meant to happen
@cold zodiac
https://vx-underground.org
modpack
@paper gate
spinal fluid probablly
das ist magikoopa
lymph if you want to differentiate that
koopa sounds like an old slur for like aquatic creatures
thank
and if you want samples @cold zodiac, google the malware bazaar
it's like bazaar.abuse.ch
chat i been playing ddr
nah i just like stuff from a theoretical pov
ICANT ESCAPE HYPIXEL
I won't link directly cus you can directly download live samples
We should make tessie autoban this gif
meow meow meow meow
meow
meow
Meow
meow
i think i saw a cool malware paper on arxiv
meow
meow
Meow
You ruined it
meow
melw
meow
Melw
โผโผโผโผโผโผ
holy shit cigarette core
sorry
(me)
meow
proof by contradiction!!!
hey vee I really enjoyed that album you gave me
I LOVE BRITAIN ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
mfw all bots are also apps
Iโm uninstalling
qhar
evil trans people be like
the darkwood one?
call me an evil trans
ya
really good neofolk 
mhm !
before you created an app and you could create a bot for it
I have also 3 "rare" malware bins if you are unable to find them on bazaar and don't have a VT plan (they're like $10,000 a year)
If you want them just ask, but you should know how to reverse engineer.
P2PInfect (active)
Trinity (dead)
and Mozi (killswitch hit for China and India, so dead?)
I'm a sigma
hi a sigma
im malwina
I know someone
there was a french guy like spamming their links and shit but it got handled
why did discord ship this
damn
meow
can i add you
sure?
@night cape
thanks
WELL THEN WHAT IS IT DISCORD, AN APP OR A BOT
I am a verified bot
every time I see the word French my heart breaks
with the VT sub?
same, that's how I got my P2PInfect sample
She's probably an idol of mine
ngl
I look up to her something crazy

I look up to a friend of mine
i love dantes
he's my goat
who is dantes
iykyk
Doaenel D. Dantes
me and me
video games but every time a single letter is said the video speeds up by 0.1x
skull
why does it matter if they're trench
@elder geyser
Baguette
would it be okay if they weren't french
Yes
idk all of us were calling them french
perfectly fine to be
what about british people
my family is literally french
It would be less bad. because then they would have been spamming in English
:3
I fuck with them
love
FRENCH MADELINE CONFIRMED
lol id like to imagine this in a debate competition
@open pasture hi

condolences
FUCK
@crisp finch
i wanted to put some chili powder on my noodles but i accidentally put an entire spoonful ๐ญ
Extra spicy
put egg now
ez
that time my scratching melodii game just absolutely fucked up for no reason
evy i thought u were better than that..
sunnie you're not in the Doaenel D. Dantes culture
wait wrong video thats a video of my S rank oops
once you understand him everything makes sense
the what culture
shorts content what can i say
thats crazy
๐
Doaenel D. Dantes culture
saddly league is going EOL on linux so i cba to setup it to play for like week or two
hi
like overstimulation
LETS GO
hello
I ate it
not lets go bc all my friends play league
@crisp finch
cheese spicy
im in a train with horrendous signal ama (and wait 10 mins for a response)
what on earth
yeah, sure........
brain rot level 4
sure.........
there are two kinds of people
im so confused
hows that an insult
ok?
do you have aram god?
typical soloq player mindset

the folks that understand dantes and folks who don't
the first kind of people literally discuss over their lol elo, the latter questions the fate of humanity over dantes clips
and i am proud to watch dantes and not play lol
@burnt maple
does anyone do competitive programming
called you by using aram player as an insult that ur a soloq player
0/9
also not going to setup league on linux since its going EOL
@crisp finch @jaunty remnant
why is there some random video over it
no fucking way
shorts content
i dug them up im just redownloading them
this is what i said
my guy
i define impossible
every single video
why am i starting to like this guy
is two videos
KATA PLAYER
id get banned from thks server if i expressed my true emotions
theres more
blocked
is from aram tho
AHAHAHAHAH
every champion there but like 3 are a war crime
y'all arguing over champs when everything that matters is what lane you play on
if you're adcarry block me asap
if you're jungle/supp i love you
if you're mid you're mid
sorry but if i go offmeta build you cant blame me
do top players just ascend to the greater beyond
lol embed fail
WINDOWS WINDOWS WINDOWS
then nvm
@jaunty remnant the video is all black
some phones use HEIC which discord doesnt support
me when I get your phone
THE IT'S JUST A GAME CLIP
Some phones use venp4 which discord doesn't support
average league player
sanest high elo jungler
@crisp finch @jaunty remnant @dense phoenix we should create a dantes dedicated gc
true..
or thread or smth
idk u choose
LEMME IN WTF??
I lobe dantes
this reminds me of one reddit post 
just slightly differnet
least schizophrenic dantes moment
yes
yes
i dunno if my mood is better from not playing league or starting hrt with hypothyroidism meds
i didnt get any notification
maybe if youโd stay in the server long enough
me
haii
star this message if you hate .webp
i love image compression for webpages :3
webp is so good youre just mad
shhhh
dont shh me child
i like the moving line, but the dance is too goofy
most useful discord update since mod view
oh im gay now
wow
gayass
AWFUL
it's moving
HORRIBLE
I thought I was tripping...
the VC thingy
the VC name
it's glitching
oh
idk I prolly fucked something on CF
and I cbf to go fix it
works for me
:)
oh
you're going to the dashboard
yeah
I've not set anytthing up on the main URL
if anything it was gonna be my custom mail system
I just never got around to making the page to actually read or write emails
the TOR and proxy detection is broken
and I'm not fixing it
cus I don't wanna compete with my now employer
if you turn off the app launcher - onboarding experiment bots are bots again
not really, its literally just / commands with a new UI
new mobile ui for apps and commands
blahaj
yes call me stupid for calling them apps
it's a fire name
blรฅhaj
oh that
meow :3
heya

fine wbu?


Please do not post that ever again
True
i wasnt the first :3
hopefully the last
I no wanna hit a women im a cat so please do not post that ever again!!!!
@pine vessel meoww
minor spelling mistake

almost get me banned
triple spelling mistake
why tf i got brainrot
Owned
your mother
True
do something with it
SNOWFALL STOP
meow :3
your life, end it now
friren reference
hruu
1000
50 inch one
there is 10m one?????
nuh uh
mid
100km
how does 1000cm = 100km?
this is wrong i lost my soul long ago
edgelord
everyone forgot it exists
buy blahaj
bleh this game is so laggy for no reason when i stream it
smartest vencord user
elvy im so eepy
suing for insult
do u love java
i am java
eep
pixel :3
kirie :3
what themes thiss
to update the tor exit nodes
it doesn't detect my vpn either 
because I have like a list of 600 ISPs, I wasn't gonna go through the list of every single ASN and make a decision on each
from this image
and felt it would've been harder to whitelist residentials


TORDNSEL is the best way to detect tor exit nodes, since the list is published
oh, residential VPNs
yeah
blocking ASNs isn't ideal for that
that's when you either have to do things I can't disclose that the company I work for does
or
other well known things;
MTU
VPNs that use the default MTU settings
can be detected off that MTU value

yes
I just wasn't about to write a php solution for that
lol
stopit
its not healthy
internet is so stupid
NO
we should delete internet
there's a defcon talk about something similar
but you gotta listen to a boomer in leather mask talk for an hour
The enshittification of the internet follows a predictable trajectory: first, platforms are good to their users; then they abuse their users to make things better for their business customers; finally, they abuse those business customers to claw back all the value for themselves. Then, they die. It doesn't have to be this way. Enshittification o...
this message wouldnโt exist without internet, keeping internet here
paradoxical
defcon is fun
actually a pretty good talk, I enjoy this guy
๐จ
just sit in my DMs
what the fuck
it's actually a good talk though
TLDR;
Revive Web2.0
the way it wasn't meant to be
give us unrestricted API access
you mother fuckers
and also
yknow
privacy and fuck intrusive ads
hello
hey everyone
hi aku from samurai jack
meow
Doing fine wbu?
headache is killing me
soggy..
americans when the task is to use a normal measurement system
3... whatevers... per hour
spotifgy is NOT helping
donuts per eagle ๐ฆ
Oh no I hope u get better 
donuts per eagle screech outside the window
im probably thinning my blood soon (taking aspirin)
gone are the days of X per whenever i get a stable job in today's economy
whos the character in the server banner
Robert
robert
alright, all requests to discord are going at 5kb/s so i guess i will not be using it anymore tonight
very cool.
you're dying
Do you mean that discord is loading so slow?
yeah picture that lana sent still hasn't loaded
may be my wifi, was playing apex earlier and had like 200 ping and packet loss the whole time
what the hell is happening mate
update
ok
is are has update
english?
yes i understand
bleh
he messaged that while i was out with my bf
theme/skill issue
100 time
that fucking pfp
๐ญ ๐
let your bf message him
stealking this
composite material
you don't understand how real this is
duct tape code is so real
go ahead
remove brain rot from me immediately
iโll become racist
how did despair get brainrot
idek
i have interaction with my 2 engineer friends on daily basis, dw i know
fire
Maybe discord, i have the same situation
joe
okay vendor wish me luck I'm going to start a project I've been putting off for two and a half months now
gl
casllin police
i have a suggestion for this server
keine Polizei
whoever breaches rule 5 gets beheaded
lass mich doch nachbar nerven
no
is water wet?
i really love it when vencord support devolves into aliucord support
define wet
I hate aliucord ๐ญ
wet usually implies an object that has absorbed water
they hate you too dw
water cannot absorb itself i don't think so it's not wet
mds ๐
good for you or sorry that happened
i wanted to see what will ai say and i misspelled
๐ฆง
@elder geyser
install Microsoft Windows 11
insane
insane
vending machines don't last long
same
๐ฑ
kemomimihaj
slander
its a fishie
4,5
she looks 17 years old
I am not joking btw..
4.0
no
10
vencord support members are even younger by the way
they come out of the womb with an ipad and go straight to support to ask the stupidest quetsions
im 21
vee is 45
4 more years
bro
I thought vee was eternal
Why do you say "I am"
21 is still young
this is a normal testing server right
change my mind
wha?
In Brazil we say our age like "I'm X years old"
hm. message fetch requests take 2 minutes but wss is instant, kinda weird

oh sorry
we are ๐
๐ค
oh is discord being slow?
discord not respecting the .nomedia in my folder
1 misclick could get me banned 
im 12 seconds old
i thought it was just me
@stark herald beware.
ban!
I'm is a shortened I am
discord doesn't handle the nomedia
wait you too? i always think its my isp
android does
oh nevermind that's not what youmeant
like sometimes i just get 5kb/s capped
WOMP WOMP BITCHASS
discord just asks android mediastore for files
just saying im and then a number also works its that nobody cares to write out a full sentence on the internet
nuh uh
gallery detects it but discord image picker ignores so weird
might be cached or something perhaps
@candid blaze how old are you
monday
why type many word when few word do trick
i have the best idea
๐
one time it took me 15 minutes to connect to wss
activities almost never work anymore
I have 16*
wonder if you can use "isn't" and "is not" interchangeably
๐
hello yahiamice
isnt not
vencord vendor typing in #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
wat
1000%
I'm twice that and 2 more
so mean
with "this is small, isn't it"
it yoy just replace with is not it'd be
โthis is small, is not it" but would need to make it "is it not" instead
ancient
yep
prehistoric even
๐
kelvin zv is stupid
yes
I was there when the trilobites lived which are now dug up as fossils
she will play too
woah
what


just like the unit of measurement
actually no, that goes to fahrenheit
windows/download/vencord.exe
๐ค


We love american units
discord terrible
istg the imperial system was designed by a fucking drunk lobster
how
i hate tea
tea leaves per colonized island
playing celeste do i stream it
meow
why not
meow

meow
why

meow
mreow
was 2 hours
I should figure out a way to do integrate pywal with discord custom css 
whats pywal
tomorrow ofc cuz I need to wake up in 7 hours
meow my head is exploding
horror why so early
headache
python program that gets colours from your wallpaper
oh i see
I'll look into it but I cba to redo the whole system if it's not a drop in replacement
pog
how often do you change your wallpaper tho
it should be #F46F8A 
i want to take meds but im watching footbalk and am too lazy to move
like every other day
just make your css such that you just have 1 hue value to change
did kirie go eep
footbalk
Hello
kirie :3
it is
means penis in persian
I change one value and my discord transforms entirely
i guess its closer to "fuck face"
i should get a new one too
small
but its like "penis face"
does that make sense?
ok uhhh
pls
Eepy
trump after he bombed our country:
@burnt maple remove bran rot from me rn
what country
im running
hello exhq
a
i know you from somewhere
visual studio code predatory pro english
colonize mongolians
this is me when
sorry im going to mongolia
i'm not exactly sure what to bring up specifically
shiggy
but yes i have been there for some time now
i don't speak moldovan

i do
i picked german instead of french sorry
@jaunty remnant say something ill translate it
i love how moldova is just one giant village
why
english please thank you!!!
wissen wir 
you go outside in the capital and there are horses on the roads
holy shit its uhhh
the void

wowoo
meow
what is that theme
meow
holy shit its emptyoccupy
man shu up
im getting murdered by headache helpp
true....
goodbye elvyra
i will hug

don't worry i'll loot your regular role off your corpse if your head pops

its actually so fucking bad i havent felt tihs much in pain in a while ffs
maybe getting off discord would help
wb pixel
wha




i can only taste pain now




