#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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okay ima post my ip
127.0.0.1
i already know it
the things i'd do to be pretty girl and know how to program
unfortunately i dont have either
man
The .moe site
same
localhost:8080
well all I know is python so
/run
!!
Here is your js(18.15.0) output @glossy swallow
You're not missing out on much
I know how to program i can live with Beign God damn ugly and not care about 
I don't know coding at all
more useful than me knowing BATCH lmaoooo
I just repair computers
i eat computers
goals
me too
i drink computers
am i?
i'm on phone because i ate all the computers
is this us???
was a joke about javascript
this is us going on a nails and lashes date
no you are on your desktop
Why you eat computer?
platformspoofer
Why the sad reactions it's funny to call yourself ugly all the time
its not
smash
the woke liberal agenda has taken over javascript
which mod
also i have a windows phone
jts over
learn ShiggyJS
what
Where can I talk about theme help?
what is that
vns
kinda but not really but yesn't
🤷♂️ I imagine it may be some what windows based?
idk wasnt it windows 8.1 kinda
can i steal u now
Tweaked out so hard i went emo wtf
lmfaooo
Crazy
node_modules folder 
LITERALLY ME ON GOD
Ok lecture now
why the fucj i chsnge my name to iris
The minecraft shader mod
That's a sfw meme tho 😭 lightly clothed hips are scary
i know how to program in html!
<for var i = 0; i < 10; i++>
<console log="i"/>
</for>
erm what the sigma
see this is where cultures collide
theory: @open pasture is real manti alt
lool
Those are a thing?
horror
I've never seen anyone in a maid dress
you saw a femboy, i wish you to recover soon
Nor in thigh highs
I can change that

In 3h if you insist but I meant irl
Listen here you little shit
I CAN CHANGE THAT
I CAN CHANGE THAT
SURE
ugh.
?~?
i couldve just sent a damn picture
Do it then but later
LMAOOO
sod do the thing
I've obv seen images of people wearing that shit I've just not seen it irl
I would but I don’t have that much in liquid
go to a convention
https://twitter.com/exhQwQ/status/1779847975994327238
chat was this too much bullying
@fredine language has match case
"ok"
language has match case but it's rust rust
"this is actually the best thing that the world has ever seen. Jesus didn't die for our sins, it actually died so we make rust. if the world was a simulation it would be rust."
get help.
I'll go a pride parade in June probably
I have PTSD from a convention
Anyway imma listen to lecture now
THIS IS FUNNY
MFW getting a proper education
:3
It's only intrudoctuon stuff
Bcs it's the first
I want to build my own engine but I lack total motivation
I lack motivation and happiness to even want to do anything 😭
i didnt call you ANYTHING IN THAT CALL
I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING MEAN TO U
i legit only asked for help with google form botting
christ
you should
our date starts at 2pm
ON IT
<function float Q_rsqrt(float number)>
<long i />
<float x2, y />
<const float threehalfs = 1.5F; />
<math>x2 = number * 0.5F</math>
<math>y = number</math>
<math>i = * ( long * ) &y</math> <!-- evil floating point bit level hacking -->
<math>i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 )</math> <!-- what the fuck? -->
<math>y = * ( float * ) &i</math>
<math>y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) )</math> <!-- 1st iteration -->
<!-- <math>y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) )</math> --> <!-- 2nd iteration, this can be removed -->
<return y />
</function>
skip it for me
yes
is there a plugin that stops discord from moving when not focused? I swear as an adhd user having the gif pfps, pfp overlays, server images, etc. move on my second monitor is very annoying, I want a chatting app not a movie on my second monitor
it took me 5 minutes okay
perhaps a mirror?
/j
true
actually the only thing i like about golang is the defer keyword
Jesus so much yapping is happening here
I want information to come onto me not useless things 
So true
I will turn every project into javascript
I don't think they've updated that setting for years as it doesnt work for avatar overlays
I will say slurs...
I will say meow
nvm im silly I had the alwaysanimate plugin
Guys does anyone use passkeys?
huh??
good art
what program do you use?
how painful is it to setup commit signing with my key xd
0/10
use Keepass
100% recommended
I only setup ssh keys lol
upload your keepass db to github :3
For the 5 things that support it lol
venhello
.fm
Does discord support them?
FUCK THIS SERVER
yep
But keepass needs a password for access Keepass
womp womp
you will be burned.
:3
ok
did your caps lock key get stuck
KISS ME MF
blocked
ok
Oh my god
(also stop being weird, you're peak annoying)

they gotta come to my house and fucking kiss me so they can get the password
they ain't gonna get it
why
Also can't you just leak your ssh private key for the key since it uses the key for that
how do i get perm to upload cool image :(
you talk
PayPal me 30000 USD
very much
Talking won't work
I will leak my ssh private key in chat
Okay fine you get a discount
i want to show col xp pic
what is ssh?
(you aint doing shit with that its my raspberry pi pkey)
buddy your not even mod
secure shell
guys please add my publickey to your server 
Unrealistic goals
to access a computer remotely
sure
mmmh ok
regular role
For some reason my brain reads that always as pub lick ey instead of public key
private key is basically your password and the public key is used to verify that the private key is valid
Regular owner

WHY IS THIS HUSK
i love spreading misinformation on the internet
21 cents for img perms
That is not misinformation
My name is john ven from vencord
I changed my mind since you doubted me
I'm hurt now
No perms for you
Tomoko pfp
is freya vee alt 

There's only 3 vee alts
me
@paper gate, and @open pasture
i know
mantikafasi wanting to have gay sex with duke is vee alt
(or zt alt)
unhurt yourself duh
@fallow drum
Mantika is my alt
Mantikafarnsie
No
hai vee
Don't husk
Guhhh
hii fartbee
cta...
pinguu 🐧
Vee will explode
how about 20 cents for perms
i was gonna ask if i can execute you pingu but i feel that'd sound really brutal out of context 
My plane to pingu will crash into vee's home and crash (however that works)
pingu is now legally a girl 
as a shell command yes
:o
How about i ban you for excessively pinging me
legally? does that mean u changed it in ur id
yop
,
peak mod in vencord
woah congrats 
<3
Why the sigma male reaction
noooo we will both die
Where the problem :3
Don't die y'all
shove a 39 inch needle through my forehead
That shit kills you
pingu as a shell command 
I'm gambling with my mental health ("will I live until the SBGG comes into effect")
nuh uh
thats the thing
the most i ever did was oh my zsh default config
lmao
oh my zsh has many themes
I wonder what country is the most suicidal
🇫🇮 suomi
well out of europe
worldwide i would assume china
US IS 31. This is unacceptable
we're the happiest country in the world cuz all the sad people just unalive themselves 
In a year and a few months I will probably be forced to get a job
i feel so sigma
LOL
or either go to army
what ranking does germany have
I don't want to go to army ffs
Is that why you want me to move to Finland 
army sucks
According to WHO 2019 data the US outranks china lol
whats that
Poland isnt heated enough
lol what's with greenland
greenland???
Holy shit
Bad
jarvis, pull up the map for lgbtq
6ft
zoom into poland
but in a lot of countries these statistics are gonna be really inaccurate
:3
I NED TO GAMBLE
Cool
I hope you feel better soon 
ah yeah
have yall heard of italys eurovision??
:3
netherland is poppin off too
at least for our country that is not true. our suicide rates aren't displayed correctly for anyone
one my best friends killed herself and my city had the fucking audacity to say there weren't any suicides in the month
yeah exactly ^
Death penalty on suicide
lots of governments lie about suicides to make their country/city look better
real
tf is assisted
where are the blues
how do you criminalize suicide
They kill your or supply the means
if you're dead
you get killed with poison
if u fail u get arrested or killed
basically euthanasia for humans
or some substance thats supposedly not painful
oooh
you say goodbye, go in some hospital and there they help you die
but wtf
which countries
thats kinda wild
it's kinda like a sect in some places
okay so basically you achieve what you wanted if they kill you
so whats the point 
why is germany blue 
if your reason is justified (old age and in physical pain whatever) and you want to, they'll let you die really peacefully
one of the ways I know they do is by putting you in a capsule and slowly adding co while removing oxygen
that is gonna get you in trouble
dont you know the tests they make
suicide is legal, so helping someone else help do it is also legal
if you help your friend take their life you won't be punished for it (but you can't kill them lol that's illegal)
toxicity
yeah kinda harsh here
how would they differentiate
too much to study
You kill bad
You give meds good
But they have to take it urself
shit is crazy
twitter so 
how
Hey vee do you want to give me some cyanide :3
i didn't say "i'm {funny number}"
i love massively husking
you said "we're" which includes yourself
I will report for threat of harm to self

strafbar unter Betäubungsmittelgesetz :p
(I will not)
Scheiße
vencord bluescreened xp chat
(i was referring to the list anyways 😭)
Explode
nerd miku
POV you live in a country owned by Samsung 
You have did/schizo and see yourself as multiples hence "we" :3
nien
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
🌽
j
imo the best law would be
- suicide legal
- helping someone else do it legal
- commercialising it (like it's done in switzerland) = illegal - so like taking money for it should be outright banned
h
hi
pluh
Fäkalien
Government backed legal assistance?
this Twitter user is definitely one of them worms
this doesn't exist, no way... please tell me it's a joke
hi
kill
can i see the sensei
it's so joever
hes all i need
I made the back of my back crack and I think something broke but it felt goodb
@soft wadi eow
my man my man my man
oof
LSposed good
sorry
lsposed discontinued @paper gate
WHAT
?
wh
trolling

Is it worth watching? Also why do they all have halos?
Me
fortnite
leak lore
please do the lore
why is there a pile of dirt at the end of the road
it might be blue archive
but that's to protect you and try to help you, not as punishment
how
Whenever I see long nails it reminds me how unsane I am for chewing mine off but tbh I don't care and I will continue to nom nails
@fallow drum
gacha game community = pile of dirt
true
I prefer owning physical but my eink tablet is convenient and I don’t wanna damage any physical books I have
Why the sob it's not justified
cta scares me sometimes
i too nom nails
I Did it even when I had braces 
🤝
eepy
I used to nom my nails way too much but after I started using nail polish I just stopped 
I don't even wear nail polish like ever cuz it just gets messed up in my riding gloves but still no more nom 
Reminds me of my teacher using hand sanitizer to stop kids from sucking their fingers
lmao
That's just a tasty extra :3
what
DO YOU HAVE A MOTORCYCLE?
ever licked on a switch game card
yop
cya ily
Take care 
What model? I need to know
@muted folio let me play fortnite with you gang 🙏
2017 aprilia tuono 125 
take care
Motorcycles are cool but I'll probably never bother in either making license or getting one because depression 
125 is nice tho
isnt that bad
Imagine even turning 24 to be able to make a2 
so is eating too much sugar or fat
many things in life are bad but who cares 
i have to use naik extensions. NAIL POLISH DID NOT FUCKING STOP ME
< 50cc does not require a license in most of the world
I can get an a2 at 21 already 
i took this personally cuz im eating a huge fucking sundae right now 😭😭
im gonna cry
LMAOO
LMAOOOOOOO
THEN STOP
LMAOO
So?
me in Minecraft when I see my friend
Wait I can do a2 with 18 but a with 24 mb
a little treat is okay once in a while
they don't know im father
so true I'm getting old
well too bad you need a moped licence for 50cc in the eu
wait is duke older than me
holy shit it's gay duke
That’s your problem. You can’t hurt anyone on a 50cc
can i have an autograph
Thats your property and therefore your problem
vee does this
this is not little 😭
You’re still liable
a big treat is okay once in a while
imagine being over 2 decades old 
holy shit that looks so good
thankyou
don't have to imagine 
Should I go for this after my car license lmao
I has A1 rn 
I have no license at all 
(I'm never gonna get a >500cc bike)
In a few weeks I'll get a B tho probably
Why not
((the insurance alone is like 2k a year))
Who needs insurance
Remember kids that a 1000cc is a good starter bike. Remember that even economy cars come with 1600cc
that looks nice
That's the plan..
legally speaking anyone on the road here
since road insurance is not for you it's for the person you crash into
vee pays me to keep quiet
hai zeet
if you get shot I'll go back in time and put a coin on the exact spot you got shot
hi pongu
Why
Why would you keep me alive
because if I'm gonna do something good I'm gonna make sure it's a reference to a movie I like
my motorcycle is 250cc and i think thats the heaviest shit ever
Do good for someone else 
nop
poor me
fancy
think ive had too many injuries cuz of that thing
i never touched it anymore
o
im scared of driving

at least i can swim
Hi everyone
I've drank monster
aw
you should come scuba diving with me someday 
.
trauma
holy crap
Can you guys tell me how to custom install plugins on Windows Vencord?
nono its ok
Thank you all
how about I dive right into your heart
you'd succumb to the horror
ok that was kinda smooth I'll give you that
Who doesn't
go zeep
family 4.6 gameplay
@knotty echo
Hf
Imagine playing Minecraft
do u actually wanna make that a thing
server for regular role havers
@jaunty remnant
Idk I haven't played in years and don't really have interest
should i install fabric and sodium and stuff
what's the latest best optimiser
idk im not minecraft gamer
get prism launcher then get one of those default packs
fabric
I did that as a base then added on to it
The professor shortened transistor with trans. and for some reason that's silly
i get 560 fps on a i5 from 2012
LOL
"114 billion trans" 🔥 🔥
Please
3*
Mean

breathes heavily in anger*
@fallow pawn hii

eepy meower
why tho
it works, that's all i need
the only thing stopping the default launcher from being the worst piece of software to exist is that it doesn't run on chromium
discord
@harsh minnow u
hi
Hello.
hi mimi
Howdy!
hi
@digital kettle whar is ip
rare mia appearance
I will purchase vee

catppuccin theme for prism launcher... gime
and it doesn't want to update every time you open it :)
@eager marsh say mimi
mimi
bweeeh
funy
The train wreck Brithers
guhhhh nix moment
Is Aliucord ever coming to iOS
never
prism is gay minecraft launcher so its automatically the best
prism haters? you mean polymc dev?
NO
404 😭
Its real
Lies fabricated by an evil wizard
Samara is eepy
me too

im soo fucking eepy
somebody should make a mod to the official launcher to add ads
the kode tode
get help
I canr play that
I ATE THEM
NO
zeet wtf "homework"????
@cerulean lance
WE had a feast togetherness
why
@fallow pawn
Goodbye Zeet
hi kamurocho
wouldn't have happened if he installed krita instead of gimp

krita is funny
ur so right oomf pop off
@sudden sun@sudden sun@sudden sun https://github.com/Gictorbit/photoshopCClinux
Samara what that mean
gimp is so bad like unironically how do people use that thing
fr
ya gimp is like big flop
the fact that everything is hidden in triple nested context menus

@fallow pawn
you can customize guh
apps should just have a useability slider
if they refuse to make it useable by default, at least you could turn up the slider to make it useable
bwaa
@harsh minnow you use gimp
no quality of life enhancements are included
looks inside
no chat reports included
fuck that chat reporting feature but like why dump that in your optimiser modpack then claim it contains no QoL lmao
Meow
i should make a minecraft launcher
because its a neccesity
When am I getting a pipe bomb
propaganda in my minecraft modpack
what the fuck is the ip
@fallow pawn can we make a pretty minecraft launcher
why
noo they ruined this mod
it used to not say it was a joke
i think this mod site requires you state if something is a joke
we should start pirating their game

yeah BECAUSE THATS DISCORD'S OWN SERVER
chat reporting in MC is stupid since bans are permanent and you pay 30 dollars for an account
do they ban you if you use slurs for your friends 
Don't expect me to know context I have better stuff to do
yes f you get reported
sad :(
wait are you saying they ban your account if you get reported in ur private server

I should play with distant horizons later
yes
naaaah what lmao 😭
how would they distinguish anyway
chat mnessages have signature
iirc even /msg are sent to microsoft
every message you send is sent to microsoft or something
@stark herald develop new chat protoocl
maybe chat reporting was only an excuse for microsoft to unsuspiciously add signatures to messages so they can get all the messages ever sent and use that for something
they can't get all the messages every sent
vee
I'm hungry
how to make a minecraft launcher @glossy swallow
but then they need a way to access the message to verify its not spoofed

which they can cause it's signed with your key
you can't fake that
why must my laptop sound like a jet turbine in the middle of class
slooshy
bru
also im guessing chat reporting stops account giveaways or alt websites since anyone can get those accounts banned now
fork https://github.com/PrismLauncher/PrismLauncher
change names in https://github.com/PrismLauncher/PrismLauncher
change api keys in https://github.com/PrismLauncher/PrismLauncher/blob/develop/CMakeLists.txt
A custom launcher for Minecraft that allows you to easily manage multiple installations of Minecraft at once (Fork of MultiMC) - PrismLauncher/PrismLauncher
is it slooshy time
@knotty echo @knotty echo how
lmao
😭
@fallow pawn is it slooshy time?
i love prism the normal launcher didnt let my friend join my cracked world 💔
hi @shadow owl
hey cute people or aliens
I'm alien
fear
Don't need that if you never chat
I'm not a hunab
I'm dangerous
im in danger
humnaZ*
Yes.
humanZ
slooshy time
should I change my name from nevo to nevi?
@paper gate its been 16 months since my bestie blocked me
Tfym??
insane

mugman tortures me
how do i uninstall better discord?
true
ask them
i hab decided to install derpfest on my phone
pluralkit server jumpscare
YOP
they ban you if you use it btw
time to go troll
im in like 2 servers that do that
i think they get signed now
sign the context messages as well?
im sleepy
and you could check timestamp or something from signature
i think you'd need to include the previous messages in the signed message or smth
to make it safe
Reporting vee for saying vulgar language in my minecraft chat
the o is gone now that I needs to speak
nevi has been borned 
you can disable it on server-side simply by discarding signatures
oh yeah based on the description you sent it seems to do exactly that, including the previous 20 signatures

oops
then send it as a system message
now good
@paper gate unlock the door please i wanna see my kids
Block chain Minecraft messages 
you could also collect all the signatures server-side to give people a false sense of security
did y'all know fasting 36 days
30 days and 6 days in 2 months will kill some of cancer cells
what
did u know that u forgot to take ur antipsychotic medication
ok great news I found the owner of my pfp
and I only found one post :
i uhh
nooo bring back llsc
what did you post 
what word
what about boys
maow
mreow
what happened in #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only on the 15th of April
hey
hi four
hi revo
maths is boring
hru doing
fantastic
Hi I use Vencord!
- its raining outside
gtk
gtk
lucky
is tenor down rn what the fuck
vns
THIS SIHT ISNT FUCKING
why should it fuck
you guys surely know faceit?
so basically they have their webapp as an electron app and it constantly comes up with a null reference when I do absolutely anything
vns
suck a shitty app
gold star
magic
they type vns

@paper gate
@next warren
256
idk
3ch0
hii@burnt maple
BITCH
4096
eepy
I can help, dms
imagine a hot dog but the bun is choclate the sausage is strawberry and the sauce is syroup
what do i do when i get home
i reloded it 57 times andit worked
watc h cat videos
@paper gate it's past your bedtime.
nop
start killing npc's in genshin and waste your precious time on a functional character
lol
i can't even skip throughi t........
no my sister is on my account
m eating cat
Holy chit..........
I wasted $15 and 1000 primogems to make my navia strong enough
then I realized I farmed the wrong artifact, not wrong but like weaker than the one recommended by people
wtf
I was born in september 20th at a very late time If i was born like two hours later my entire life would be a running gag about a song
21st night of september................
the gay month?
wasnt that june
june
oh yea
there's a whole month for gays and there's no month for me?????
this is war
hmmm
shaders so fire
@cerulean lance
damn (8gb ram has been eating by mc)
@paper gate give me exhq.zt64.dev
soon
is it going to explode?
an e girl swimming
me swiimmib :3
hi
i need to try this
real
what version
correct but whitelisted
i kissed koi underwoter :3
Wha
what
i just dont ever spend money
FUCK\
noted
why not
im on 12.0.2
12.0.2
WHAT
DONT KILL ME WTF
you’re already white
it was gods plan
cringe

hi
hi..
I hope your GPU turns into gtx 480
I bypassed it sorry
its good og
I spent it all on hutao and neuvillette
:(
why spend it on hutao when hutaos right here

im so cute
i couldnt say they were dead so i had to improvise
who's your favorite character
WRONG
@cerulean lance skull issue
one
gn echo
ok im glad im not seeing that
WHY NOT

I'll try and get minecraft and then I'll join you guys and steal all of your diamonds
NAVIA IS UGLY I SHALL BURN NAVIA NOW
TO MY ENEMY LIST SHE GOES
na I'm jk I cried on navia's story
this server 😭
this server has two sides
i am going to ikea
:3 and 
Get blahaj
What about 
& 
sadly no 
okay fair

you drop a bunch of gay people in a server what the fuck do you expect
Fun fact I'm like 10 minutes away from ikea rn
wholesomeness
By bus 10*
this server has two sides
"ugh white username" & "hi oomf"
every server
@fallow pawn i have a cape for you???
what does that mean
VENCRAFT NO WAY
I forgot I'm a white username
@fallow pawn hi
do you see me with aa cape
yeah but why does that matter
I don't have a cape I think
i dont remember buying one
okay'
i have mvp+
guys is it really that vencord will shut down?


yes




