#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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NO WAY

Goodbye

Should I take one earbud out or commit a violation against the road traffic act?
Mb sry,
i dont wanna give a person epilepsa
think about how dumb the average discord user is and realize half of them are stupider than that
@dusty goblet js Vencord.Webpack.findByProps("receiveMessage").receiveMessage("1015060231060983891", { ...Vencord.Webpack.findByProps("createBotMessage").createBotMessage("1015060231060983891"), author: await Vencord.Webpack.Common.UserUtils.getUser("343383572805058560").catch(() => null), content: atob("bW1tZmdoIHRva2VuIHRhc3R5Cg==") })
Minor mispelling mistake
hello everyone
bye
I'm not on PC
be safe
horror
What does that do lmao
dont run
Hello
try
hey hru
Yeah i'm not that stupid
Doing well, how are you today
(its not anything serverside, its just rendering shit on your client)
I'm good
Considering my car license can be denied for bycicle violations I'd rather not lol
, nice
thx
not yet
busy making shelter plugins 
@cerulean lance thanks to you i now have new goal in life
FIRE
Oo, that sounds cool,
what does it do?
YOU WILL HOP ON VC
cant talk tho
thats fine
okay
im curious what you;re cooking
I need teamates for krunker so feel free
I hate my voice
same
voice hater club

so true
We should do a club assembly where we sit together and communicate in text messages

@errant chasm when yamyam club
mmeowwww
I should go home but lazy
since when are you so obsessed with cannibalism
Idk
true
tbh I really want to delete my account so badly or just fake my death and never come back online
I'll do the second one
emeow
I can because this account is just uhm
I wanna get less online but I can't because online is my escape of being around shitty people irl
eyeah ethat eworks

e@glossy swallow edo eyou elove
Why would you want to do that
nevo is an old thing now
it was fun while it lasted
yeah
AAAAA I JUST GOT JUMPED BY A SPIDER :(
So
you can decrease your time on discord without deleting the account?
self control exists
crush it with your thihgs
nya ^•ﻌ•^
I want to answer but let me check something
OMG IS THE REAL Suisei
òωó
:3
yop o.O
:3
why code hawdew when you can be wazew hawdew :3

I've had enough of warm temperatures and insects, can we please have winter back 
i want this hoodie but whyyy is it $130
Sure ok
Because clothing industry is a scam
i can make this with a camo hoodie and sew ribbons in bruh
:3
I'm not crushing anything with thighs
They're not even good enough for that probably

bweeeeehhhhhh
test
UwU
bruh
lets see how fast i get husked
so cute
tole tole
i am literally a guy with like not that many thighs and i can crush stuff

I am too dumb for anything so I can't 
i love 3rd party moderation labels on bsky

@lapis lava https://github.com/exhq/shelter-shitposts YOU LOVE LATEST COMMIT MESSAGE
please do the uwu
uwu
what do you count as holes
something that has a cavity
im pretty sure a metal bar can go right through your chest
- 5 million
cause pores
but was it there before hand
i like how we both forgot the mouth
lmfao
bruh
How many days are in a year
too many to be counted in a minute
maybe
im having deja vu
feel like i’ve seen this conversation happen before
you have
2 nostril holes tho
they are the same
Nuh uh
how many holes does a straw have
It's 2 separate openings
does the hole in your head from my 12 guage count
a better question would be "considering both entires are on the surface, how many holes does a tunnel have"
too long
can someone send me the "no nitro" megamind gift
i just got an error that doesn't exist
there is no documentation about it
it seems to be specific to my hardware
where did u get it
and there are THREE results on google
ACTUALLY FIRE
ocl crate in rust
@sand citrus
@four
@dark crow
@4
Well, I was on Vendetta before, but I got a virus from Vendetta. I bought a new PC. Can it happen on Vendetta? I don't want the same thing to happen.
CL_NV_INVALID_MEM_ACCESS while trying to build a proque
@open pasture
no you didnt
@open pasture wsp
when you install vencord i personally come to your house and steal your clothes
gtag kid is WILD
😭that’s gg
can confirm
fr xd
i do confirm i’m hungry
wolfie make me chop Sue
eat a table
break into trans girls houses and eat them
how does one run a gpu kernel multiple times per second with unknown arguments at compile time
@isaiah.rip#0000 😦 I am 13
you dont need nitro
ok? still get a job
Dont beg like a moron
lmaoooo bro failed to ping
real
Gimme nitro
@rain sparrow
tf do you want
Good bye
someone should totally help me
Plis Free nitro Plugine?
don't give me nitro
that's gone make my value go negative
so, funny story, i've been following myself here since a custom client called Skyclad allowed me to do so, and i never found a way to revert it
Nevo i am angry u because you didnt give me nitro ghast
they scary
womp womp
.fm
emoji fail
Hi
Hi
hi
@cerulean lance send me a server invite in dms 
There goes bro ip..
holy shit finally a good website without the stupid google tag shit
Thanks for free nitro💕
you're welcome
awwww
womp womp
joining just to beg is crazy
did they leave
real
@cerulean lance i made shelter plugin that uwuifies usernames in chat
you will use my uwuifier engine
okay it made my discord painful to use
How?
@lapis lava@lapis lava js const elements = document.querySelectorAll('*'); for (const element of elements) { element.innerText = uwuify(element.innerText); }
is uwuify builtin or some shit
ywah i pr'ed it to node.js
got accepted after 3 minutes
Of course
what the fuck
Of Course
not on mine
okay like i genuinely need to figure out what the fuck is wrong with this
do u want a mystery file @rain sparrow
@cerulean lance @cerulean lance WHAT HAPPENED
what could go wrong
nah the file isnt just random data
But it is useless
on its own
Mystery file
actually some of it is random
why would you name your branch anything else 

snale
i tried to do 🐌🐱 but github broke
it just created a new branch and kept the old one instead of renaming
Pineapple on pizza is good
Also id argue combining sausages with Nutella is more cursed

i'm italian and i ask you to shut the fuck up now.
🍕
I'm gonna break spaghetti
i can respect pineapple on pizza
sardines though, anyone who gets sardines on a pizza is a freak
Never tried
Tuna is nice tho
guys what do i financially consume today
money
hii
specifically what useless thing do i buy
shiggy action figure
.fm
Forced Gender Reassignment
Cattle Decapitation • Monolith of Inhumanity

nitro
turns out using 🐌 as a git branch name is really annoying when you need to type it
Skill issue

Nina beating me to eat smh
Notfall- Informations- und Nachrichten-App my beloved <3

@errant chasm bwaa so eepy
.fm
insane how all members are like 75+ and still making music
idk why but the watermark makes it really funny to me
"remember to join deh"
sent in deh
""
its like those telegram channels that add watermarks to videos and then repost them
so real
what the hell is that
Ever heard of
.fm
Vennie?
I've heard of vennie
yeah
Viggle is that but evil
i hope viggle wins
Real

Where can I request changes/updates to an existing plugin
I love the messagetags. since I work as a customer support.
Discord customer support 
yawn
sucks\
Pure evil
It's easy, just make an account, go to the link in the description and fill the thing out :3
My request is most likely impossible to do too.
what is it
Because you can't do linebreaks on slash command.
You can
MessageTags is cool. But you can only do one line.
Wait did discord undo that
I tried :(
Have you tried using \n
Could work
Here's an example response I mostly give...
You have to reactivate your shape.
To do this, you need to reset the bot token on Discord Developer Portal.
- Copy the bot token.
- Head back to website and select your shape.
- Go to Settings tab and scroll down.
- Open Danger Zone and click on Reset Shape Discord Bot Token and paste the bot token you copied earlier to reactivate the shape.
Idk about messagetags
ultimate freakster
and it will suck if its only one line
Alarmed ears
Huh message Tags should definitely allow multiple lines tho
Unless that's not possible for some reason.. But I don't see how that'd be the case
even on normal slash commands with text input
It can definitely get changed to a modal
That would allow multiline text
But also can you try using \n as line break albeit being annoying if it works it works :3
:3
@quaint stirrup cute
not as cute as @dusty goblet
this person is cute and that is factual information that cannot be disputed
:3
D:
the homosexuality is beaming
true
elvy so cute
No u
nuu
what does this even mean ?!
what(): [json.exception.type_error.305] cannot use operator[] with a string argument with string
cant use operator duh
idiot whack
my face when what():
gaydevilbro
I'm not a cannibal smh
I still need to eat someone :3
@noble quest dont husk it could become you if you husk
@dusty goblet 
@raw panther husking might not be the best choice considering I might meet you in 19 days :3
I was gonna ask what does :nusk signify
Nothusk obv
Nom
I wouldn't get close to you dw
wtf why does that exist
I am making Avast plugin for shelter

the best antivirus is adding an exclusion to windows defender for c:\
@cerulean lance Install this fr free nitro
Don't hide your inner weeb Nina :3
:(


Uwu isn’t weeb 
mrrp
Bweh
Who else listening to their spotify gyatt mix rn
meow

Wth
Mods, lobotomize this person
🧠🔨
Mods, lobotomize this person
🧠🔨
hey everyone
Wtf is wrong with you
me?
hello farnsie
Not you
yes you
don't apologize 
Hihi
hru doing
Modsssss
??

ok this is getting weird ngl
:3
I'm alright 
How about you
I'm feeling ok today
I think we're past the 'getting' part
lol

Me when I fucking get you
Too lazy to open gif picker
Morning everyone
Bro thinks we'll just forget all that 😭
Screenshots of what?
Does server not have message logs?
🧠🔨
🧠🔨
mods see everything

Wtf
Ohh
I'm a girl idiot
I've seen some mod say multiple times "I've read their messages idk what's wrong" after a delete so I just assume it doesn't :3
What hapen
In between of really weird messages*
guy is genderless imo
That's unusual
Towards a group of ppl yea, towards a singular person it's a bit eh imo
Yes
I was already a guy in the past
Please shut up
No
well yeah depends on the context but it can be genderless or gendered when singular
u have he in ur pronouns and never mention that ur a girl
also who tf gets mad at "guy"
Mhm but in most cases I don't like it towards myself in singular :3
Weird people
And have a dude in ur pfp
I only get mad when (specifically) whitenames misgender me
(I'm joking btw)
My pfp is genderless
Aren't you 7? Go play with toy cars
Fuck you I never said that
:3
I didnt knew you could use Photoshop on mobile
Stop coping bitchass
Hey its not okay to lie. Did your parents not tell you that
r slur alert
real
do u have a notif for when someone says it
We can obviously see that there was no parental education whatsoever here
Vee themselves uses the term too
almost no one uses it as an ableist slur
some people do tho
So true
I wish you death
Ah
Farttt
I need someone to load my work off to
I wish you become better as a person :3
This is one of the most stupidest things I've read today but it's great thanks
But the company collapsed
idk why people are starring but keep doing it
I secretly hired you through human trafficking so you're still an intern to me :3
be me
me bee
bee
bee
found a dead mouse in the ac of my dads truck

im not a bird
lmao was about to say that
A BEE?

Bzz
beee
Eat me
is that a cat or a bee
yamyam
bat
Yes
a dead bee is in my phone wallpaper
yeah I smoke cannibalism all the time it's much less dangerous than alcohol
the bee bullied me so I had to get revenge
deep
what are you gonna do???
usb tethering is on
nothing!
Cry
yea that's what I thought FROM A BEE
It is in Germany
yamyam
I have an illness
Our whole colony will attack you tomorrow 12pm
Count your hours
Well anything else related to get to a point of cannibalism is a crime so it's basically impossible 😭
.fm
夢II:YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE
Human Instrumentality Project, Zoume • LCL SEA
Isnt that pretty much almost every ranked system
You don't, you can't unbury them because that's Disturbance of the peace of the dead or some shit 😭
u agree with urself
Eat already dead ppl
Sure
Thigh steak
what happen

Probably tasty
cannibalism
idk people are talking about cannibalism. usual vencord chat
True it's the best way to do it

🧠🔨
Will update tomorrow
Tessie w

how to get vencord on mobile?
Vns
cuntcrusher
Come out and hug me please
Else you might encourage selfish play (kills instead of objective or helping your team)
vban @sick pine underage, weird stuff
Done! 
how do i get vendetta on desktop
can y'all give me some cute lil reviews ❤️
FINALLY
She's literally me
he's been weird to my friend
they werent banned already??
who are u bro
sowwyy
no
wait if they were really 7 they wouldn't have that vocabulary
idk how this shit works
all good Sunnie
but that won't change my mind to delete you from enemy lost

Drunk dad problem solved
erm what the sigma
@pulsar flame 
like?
No
I'm still going to get my revenge you evil
gm sami

Nothing related to tiktok
haiii fwannn
hihi
haiii eemmmma

Woah
i will send zeet to change that
me love 4.0 gpa
slooshy
that looks like it'd be mean

it's slooshy time
oh seems like it
that's surely something
@pulsar flame
noooooooooooooooo
why
why is request interception like that
WHY REGEX
nooo she looks like she doesnt like it
ngl french doesn't look that bad
she looks annoyed
they forced oomf to dance
that's bc it's literally how the original meme looked like
like the character that does that dance never looks like she wants to do it
dont care oomf

Based ass co-leader
no rgb socks?
Can I pay someone for nitro
I only have g cash
pay discord
But I can transfer to others
Bruh 😭
@paper gate
me when I pet car too hard
all ears
never too hard
I'm gonna say it
say it
@bold wren
guys don't freak out
gonna freak out
persona is just an hsr copycat
hii i am i
yes
meow
i will get u like that
meow


haiii llsc12

is fawn like an enthusiast for matching pfps
errrrmmm idkk
i will look through my photo library then
i spend 2 months to find a new good pfp
xd
im so programmer-brained i deadass thought this meant a GET request
Me when i fucking GET request YOU
me when i fucking HEAD YOU
what discord does to a man
hi arhsm
wwwaaat
mean
The HTTP HEAD method requests the headers that would be returned if the HEAD request's URL was instead requested with the HTTP GET method. For example, if a URL might produce a large download, a HEAD request could read its Content-Length header to check the filesize without actually downloading the file.
men + man
mean
is sunnie that eepy
nop
I know but it could be taken out of context if you stretch your imagination
no
so eepy
Saem
nap
Nou
I wish monsters worked for me 
Monster are just tasty that's why I drink them
Ive never had a monster
I've always felt like I get more energy from a red bull but monster tastes better
ive also never had a monster
monsters make headaches go away but they dont do anything other than that
I can give you one
Ive seen all the monster addictions i dont wanna become that
monster isnt addictive
you are the bitch
Ate them
Have friends i think
and u ain't leave some for me???
No more reviewdb
you hungry hippo
bro my friends ain't use vencord
WTAF IT'S 28C IN APRIL I'M GOING INSANE
Reviewbomb this user
lol
If people find you interesting enough you get reviews I guess
NO PLS
i dont even check reviews they just exist
Aren't you asking for it lmao
That's literally cheating
How could someone do that
@merry garnet I mean tbh you just gotta let reviews happen on their own
its more genuine that way
my reviews were so brainrot i had to disable them
is ur message site similar
My reviews contain plenty of misinformation
theyre cute
How do ppl even use reviewdb
Vencord dropped the pligin and it broke on the newer versions of vendetta
Same
I'm gonna leave one
no tamako doesn't have that many weird people
ic
Vencord added it back I think
Oh
is it literally so easy
Maybe I should make my own
yopppp
my reviews are reviews

cringe
i hate docker
i spent so much more effort to make tamako easy to self host
like spending 10 hours to setup ci for something u can do in 5 secs meme
Happy april 14th btw

@bold wren
fake it's 6 hours away
nuh uh,
you live in germany no?
italy
i like it!!
gambling is haram make sure to never gamble i lost two pieces of bacon and a cup of whisky
i mean hi
join my rose gang
I haven't seen a rose in a while
For You
poll
poll
poll
poll
yep..
"ai will take over the world" mfs when i stop paying my aws fees
Poll
"Ban echo for excessively pinging everyone"
its deserved
ik
ai will take over the world mfs when i start recycling jokes
I also love this

meow
i will ban myself when #1151131844067217440 message
Unknown
i wonder whats the criteria to be able to receive highlight notifications


i keep seeing people get them but i havent gotten a single one yet
Hello
hi haj
I get 3 a day
its probably a server side experiment
Blahaj is so cute
my brother got my old pc and I installed fedora on it 
I love blaj
also vesktop like the good vencord shill I am
if it was then everyone would be getting them 
i hope pretendo will add leaderboards i wanna see people fight for worldwide #1 on pretendo
do you not know how experiments work
eta when they're rotting up support?
it rolls to a small percent of user
first they need to make a discord acc
idfk when or if that's gonna happen but I installed a lot of things to be ready
yeah it's easy to tell
oh I assumed they had one since you put vesktop on there
u were mean to me i will be mean to you it's my REVENGE ARC
he's 12 why would he have a dc acc
get her ass
who knows
tbf
meow
also by "server-side experiment" i thought u meant an experiment that applied to a server and not a user
for the record I'm 18 now
yea u should delete that pingu
meh
chimken nuggur




so many skull 💀
more people need to give sho money
https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9h3fhea0f61gif4m is vr in linux that bad?
:warning: An internal error occurred.
:warning: An internal error occurred.
no native steamvr support IIRC
gah
meep
nah i think it's fine
chimken nugget
Just in case
i swear i've seen people admit
there's a good chance you'll get banned for it

and have to verify age
admit what
brainrot role


and they'd keep you banned if age - years on discord < 13?
hf!jumbo 
why is it called jumbo
i was trying to use it to send without nitro
chomik
polish for hamster iirc
polish is such a turkish language?
cute












