#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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what convenience, it only has big artists on there
YouTube music my belove
meow meow meow
amazon music
Ew
for the longest time i used yourube with an ad blocker
i for some reason don't have ads on my console, and i use Spotify on it
i9t has apparently better audio quality
lol
I use YT music with revanced

i like spotify
Or xM Spotify
the weekly discovery is nice
yeah it was good but theres better stuff
Spotify is better than yt music
Nuh uh
what sucks for ya might stroke for others
real

does ytm have more ads than spotify
Go ahead and find that one song you want but conveniently isn't on spookyfy
me when no background play
i was going to make a joke. but i probably shoudlnt
spoopify
actually, mobile yt has fucked up pip
you can pip with it without premium lol
idfk why but its allowed
Revanced is just a blessing

what is revanced btw
Game: Halo Custom Edition
Map: Extinction
Recording Program: Fraps
Killer in this 'episode': Me nuking myself with a longsword (exclusive!).
Gametype: Slayer
Weapons used: The longsword and its nuke(s)
A patcher
is it normal that I can't join vcs when there are no people in them
"deadly deaths"
it says no route constantly
yeah knfao
i have like 5 different types of blockers installed so youtube gets fucked when it tries to give me an ad
Do you guys prefer this modded client over others you've used?
god
where did that HCE nuke sound effect come from
it just sounds
Meow
💀
vesktop >>
vesktop is a fucking GODSEND
I'm exploding one of you
Vencord.,.,. ,
@dusty goblet meoww

@odd wave also so called only big artist are on Spotify
that sounds terribly wrong
me
I didn't say in one of you...
@dusty goblet this is you after I give you sensory overload from pats (you explod)
please delete your account
big artists and artists that are so small and insignificant that spotify wont give them a chance*
Oh but I'm the one supposed to delete my account??

can it be in me?
yes
wait
Where is my contributor role btw :( @analog badger
wait nevermind
let me just
i just saw who said that
ping a mod
What
NOTA WHAT THE FUCK
What did you contribute
if you look at pop or something then no shit since there's so fucking many of them, but most of my deathcore/goregrind artists ive found have less than 10k listeners
IVE SAID WORSE
I WOTN
I did not need to know that.
I'm not allowed to do thst btw
yes
helo samy
Thinking gay...
R u thinking gay?
understandable
SLEEP THEN
just a moment
Helo Kate :D
LFMAOAO
wow
blame not he made me gay
@cobalt portal 

Vencord made you gay
no im actually about to take a shower
what did i do
@cobalt portal @dusty goblet 
Don't replace the n in nota 2 with d
i was gay before
im gay?
I am the contribute
yes
dota 2 ??
being weird and somehow getting a joke so fucking wrong and backwards you made the entire chat husk you
Thank you Kate :D
whats rhat
No
why are you still here
cuz i want to

isnt this normal
Yes
Yes
ive seen worse in this chat
Wait why isn't this guy banned
ok transphobe
The game

that's too easy
No
FUCK.
yeah
A mod should ban

THATS IT
husk
35 at least
Underage Captcha:
answer the following question: what does sex
why not just shoot them with a flintlock
?
@wide leaf
true
I'll return to work bye
OR
grapeshot
Mugman is existing damn
bye
3
bai

Me and your mom lololol

why is chat always like this 
We're gay
@analog badger 
Sorry
public discord moment
This is what i mean
I appear and immediately downgrade the average IQ

you mean what does sec(x)? that's easy af can't even consider it actual trigonometry
@paper gate 

im gay for husk
Ew
x=8
what
im gay for one person nd one person only
3 iq
how lmao
kill
Angel is so me fr
how did you get 8
fr
2x=11+5
2x=16
x=
2
16
x=8
no?
WHAT
You are dum
WHAt
bro..
please
I thought you were joking but you aren't 😭
double it?
minor sign error
KFMSOOOOOO
2x+5=11
2x=6
x=3
what
Erm it was x, not X
eep
2x + 5 = 11 | -5
2x = 6 | :2
x = 3
thats like 5th grade math
Shunt
nop
im samrt
Wrong answer
BAN
2x+5=11 | -5
2x=6 | /2
x=3
So true bestie
Bean*
oh
@cobalt portal hii
one sec
hi
you are the single dumbest person I have ever seen here and for that you deserve a ball of wet dirt thrown at your face, because that's your medal
eepy
alr mug
look at ur pfp
zeepy
I am superior to all of you shrimply because I am pee-yellow
nothing wrong with it
yop
you have a fucking patrick bateman edit in ur bio no?
bro you're failing 5th grade maths
zeeter
:))
2x + 5 = 11
2x = 115
x = 1152
sigma
"bateman"
nothing wrong with it
yes there is lmao
@loud quartz
Patrick batman 🦇
I am going to commit several warcrimes
bro i didnt know it was negative
Black hol
why aren't mods handling this mf
yeah
and that's basic 5th grade maths
the deviantart mascot going through it:
5x+14=39 | -14
5x=25 | /5
x=5
the answer is 4 @loud quartz you have failed
the answer is 4 @loud quartz you have failed
bro i just cicked i thought it was an image
Hell nah they're putting maths in my gay discord clientmod server
the answer is 4 @loud quartz you have failed
when did they add vote to discord
last month
slowly rolling it out
how to use it
Slowly rolling it in
right click the plus icon
yes


there are no mods in here
petition to ban polls
@loud quartz WHY
none of the above lmao
@loud quartz
bestie
if only discord gave us a permission for them
if only they did
Indefinitely
big octopus
NO
@analog badger why aren't you banning this person
FARNSIE IS MY BESTIE
WE ARE BOTH NICHIJOU FANS
I am going to fucking explode
you what
exploding
ok
packgod yukko ‼️
voteban retro 1/1
Causing havoc
2

detonation in 28 minutes and 37 seconds
voteban retro 2/2
voteban retro 3/3
how about this
vban @loud quartz potentially underage or at least pretty immature
lets have a vote
bro im eating rn i dont have time
Done! 
Shut up loser, Yuuko blast 🫸💥
thank you
oh
theyre dead

YAYT
what did he do
meow

finally
I can meow in voice messages /j
they were transphobic

I didn't ban at first
because you guys just like picking someone who seems a bit less mature and rallying around them until you find something that you consider bannable
failed basic 5th grade math, transphobic
and it's a pain to keep track of
Mugman captcha
Bullying :3
yes
I mean he called himself sigma so
getting banned for not solving a math equation 🙏
deserved
2.872649277942

This is definitely a 5 moment
yop
I mean
if there's a bad person around
I'd want them gone right away before I get angry at them and want to scrape the fucking floor with their face
Doublecounter bot but its replaced by mugman captcha
i have a math question for all of you.
Go ahead
what is 9 + 10.
what the heck did he even do wrong, I went through his messages like five times
910
i think x ∈ R
21
am I missing something incredibly obvious
And edited it
T slur? Turkish?
fuck
no farnsie
lmao
theyre evil
hello foxymachine
Ven turquoise
NEED TO EEP RAAHHH
that would have a been a great thing to lead with instead of trying to get me to ban him for failing to solve a math equation
LLFAOAJF
xd
that's true
they sent that image like 5 times thouhg
😭
@wide leaf smh
i mean, both are reasonable
i mentioned it no? elvy also posted that screenshot twice
I want to put mugman in a jar and shake it violently
zeet noooo
Can't do 5th grade math? Get baned
we are nice to eachother here
what's bandx
why not just
put him in one of those paint mixing machines
Bandx
bandx
where do I get those
Can't even use discord without knowing maths now
1994
Frfr
Wrong number
Shrimply a skill tissue
zeep
If you need this machine
please contact JCT Macinery
Website:https://gdjct.en.alibaba.com
telephone number:86-18138373960
1984 is way too much back in time
@next warren hii
true
hii
does it block trackers?
We've got to go back in time to get turkeys OFF. THE MENU.
yea
vencord does that but yes
Ban four for being four
doesn't stock vencord do that
yes
fire
They said that directly to me btw my message was the not loaded one 
hee hoo :3
hoo hee
Yay
Clearly an Alt
Okay piss man
whuh?
hee hoo
In any case the reason I was slow to act on this is because I was only in the channel because sammy pinged me to ask for a role, I wasn't reading it actively and didn't notice anything until people started the banter about maths
so sorry I wasn't reading things actively, but if you want faster action direct contact to me (or someone else) with the reason can go a lot smoother
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ok

Why is there 2 sams with cheese in their name 😭
what 😭
viggo
im poor
cool
is it me or unpkg down
ur down
unpkg maybe too idk
shit i fucking scratched my selfim bleeeding
I am BorED
@cerulean lance @digital kettle meow
mreow
thats cached
true...
ok ummm
my microwave doesn't 3:<
whats a unpkg alternative lmao
npm i then mv the file you want
lmfao
Spotify has a "gyatt mix" playlist for everyone now
or the nuclear reactor
from the waterwraith
anyone have that one online theme that adds icons everywhere. I accidentally cleared my online themes 😭
trippin to dat
😭
yeah well make that 3.8 billion
3.6
3.3 billion
2.4 billion
1 billion
0.185 billion
no more devices run java 
I run java
ok well. Run
Tf did i miss
Imminence dropped an album REJOICE Y'ALL
who the fuck
the imminent mfs

im back from shwoer
bo way.
um actually only the developers computers runs java, other people's computers run the jvm
https://social.shiggy.fun/notes/9rzws0kzam9pwes9 that shit was fire im posting it on fedi 🔥
that was straight SLOP 🔥
that's fucking WATER 💧💧💧
I'm so eepy
ok this is gonna be such a stupid question
if the earth was flat would we still have timezones
you EXTINGUISHED the tl with this one 🧯🧯🧯🧯
im really curious how that would effect timezones
like no
its be always dsy
day
that was straight ELECTRICITY ⚡ POISON
ICE 🥶 GLOOM 
BUBBLES 🫧
what other elemental hazards are there um
PUFFSTOOL SPORES 
poisonous_potato
BATTERY ACID 🔋🔋🔋🔋
ok lemme ask my question more clearly
we keep all the stuff from the system the same, the earth rotates around itself and the sun, but its flat
wouldnt the sun face "the other side" of the earth 12h every day?
wait so like, basically flat earth if it somehow worked in the normal solar system?
yop
then yea everyone would have the same time zone
and i think days and nights would be 24h long?
flat earthers dont believe in gravity
idk
basically theyre all stupid shits
what's neat about it
"yo bro wanna go to the world border?"
bedrock
submerged castle
the nether
i always imagined the "flat earth" as just a minecraft map
that's another dimension silly
the nether can't be under the world, there's bedrock down there
hoeville or something
you forget the dimension stack ideology
wasnt it considered in minecraft to be below the normal map at some point
and also the nether roof
yeah but that's stinky
the nether roof is an inaccuracy
wouldnt work because the nether is smaller than the earth only on z and x axis
there's at least 1 mod that stacks all dimensions on top of eachother
me trying to build an aether portal: 
it'd be kinda sick if the end was actually clouds
nether is same size, it goes out to 30mil
portals just have inaccuracy
the end is made of cheese
the end is above all that
iirc its canon that steve is just dreaming the end
so did bro just die junping into the portal
isnt there a conversation in the end credits
steve oughta get some better dreams
telling us to wake up
and that the universe loves us because we are love
fr like wheres all the femb
why do you respawn next to your bed
yeah exactly man where's alph from pikmin 3
bro is cheating
i have something to confess
i only play minecraft for hypixel skyblock and im not even good at it
every time you die was a dream, the last playthrough where you havent died is the canon one
Oh
gameplay wise that makes no sense
i've never heard this and i know plenty about the game
why do we lose the items though
if it was a dream
don't the end credits state specifically that death is just a temporary inconvenience
@burnt maple Spelled cat wrong, smh
hol' up lemme eat my diamond pickaxe
Bro pinged a mod for shits n giggles
if the end credits are such a reliable source then go off of them
steve sleep walks and proceeds to drops all of your items exactly on the same place you "died" in your dream 
yhat bastard
💀
silly steve
dag nabbit i hate it when i get hurt by a zombie enough to get thundercunted back to my bed
i've seen the start of the credits a lot of times
well you see as a speedrunner i kinda have to do that
you can never "canonize" death very well, onbly game i know that did thatw as undertale
even ultrakill that has a lot of mechanics canon, hasnt touched dying
yknow how franchises like sonic and mario have like, no explanation for things?
rain world has a lot of stuff relating to death in lore
like how mario can just jump really high or sonic can just run really fast
Gotta go fast
i like to chalk that all up to "they're magical beings"

that applies to steve here
@odd wave every time you set your spawn steve gives birth on the bed, when steve dies it takes a few years for the child to grow up and thats you
i like to say "this is a game and therefore follows different logic"
okay but with Wildfire's Female Gender Mod on tho
mods arent canon
speedrunner strat, don't die so you don't become a baby
steve with boobies haha
Stupid fucking mod
Helps me cope with my gender dysphoria tho
real life works the same way btw
you install a mod (estrogen) and you grow boobs
meanwhile the minecraft mod that
boobees ....
dark web is really useful if you wanna DIY
actual no im not straight
why is estrogen dold on the fucking dark weboh my god
boob
So true fnf mod guy
especially here, even tho country is somewhat nice about it families are dogshit, so teens wanna do it without people knowing
how are yall doing
uhhhhh
It's not a joke unfortunately
HOW TF
TOU BUY WSTROGEN
ON THE DARK WEB
WITHOUT PEOPLE FINDING OUT
Make your own estrogen
they send you dolls and shit with pills in the stomach
that's even worse
Breaking bad but walter white cooks estrogen
HOLY SHIT...
How do you know if its safe 😭
thats the neet part, you dont
Experiment
Horror
what happens if you take too mich estrogen generative
there are tutorials to "deconstruct" the estrogen and find out if its impure/has drugs in it, but most people i know dont bother
thass crazy
i hate being man
Death probably
you level up
I KIST GOT ON MY COUMUPTEE
wanna play bedwars
WHAT THE FUKC
no i suck
same
this iswhat i look like i know im cute
you can expess yourselff on mine craft
I didnt make that skin by the way I pit a bunch of bases in libresprite and edited them
@odd wave look up my skin, 4q5
are you okay
that is not me
opok wait canvas is off
they have a bocchi skin
bocchi
right?
yop
thats actually peak
ive locve to watch that anime'
but
i dont know where t o watch it
imagine you get destroyed by a 3 letter name on duels and their skin is just fucking bocchi
i find it too funny
is there any YARGHHHways to YARGHHHlegally waYARGHHHtch itYARGHHH onYARGHHHline
yes
dms
i wonder if i have even a chance at making myself with figura
whats that 
mc custom avatar thing
Surface Prognosis
maybe

how are ya !!
I am getting harassed by my cat
that's crazy
Intel® Core™ i7-2670QM Processor (6M Cache, up to 3.10 GHz) quick reference guide including specifications, features, pricing, compatibility, design documentation, ordering codes, spec codes and more.
for my laptop
is that 2nd gen
oh yeah this is intel they never use the same socket twice
@lime talon anyways
should i buy,,
i mean
idk
at this point upgrade the mobo
fym i dont need one
a 2nd gen i7's gonna be shit for anything anyways
this is me decompiling ONE CLASS
compiling aseprite took me 20 minutes
with a i3-10100
idk how you're living with that
nini @digital kettle
discord + steam + video playing + ea origin
nini
nini
echo gets no nini
waa
hi zeet
hi all
HI
hi
I might having appendicitis so my doctor told me to go to hospital which I am right now.
And waiting on the emergency area
true
shes cute im oging to bed
its fucking
4 am
i think im gonna try the blind technique for art
take this cool fucking bad ass fucking picture i have of fancy patnts man before i sleep
isnt that fucking awesome
i love gay men
ooh i hear WWV
womp womp
Didnt know that was a command
lol
Will be using
It helps you with vencord so its considered vencord support
vns free nitro
@paper gate found a job for you https://vxtwitter.com/dijon39/status/1778500236765171755
How to send
I have no perms
don't have perms
Real, gimme?
no
Emo
loss of transparency
Weird
the same reason mspaint does it
bad progranmming

I just hit myself in my stomach with 4.6kg cheese 😭
my parents pay my taxes
I picked up cheese , turned around fast, it slipped out of my hand into my stomach
are you alright
Ask them
Yop just slightly in pain
was it tasty
I didn't eat the cheese 😭
wheels of cheese are not common in your location
how is that even related
cheese isn't the most common thing in places
@sage dome
Chechnya's Cultural Minister just banned all music outside of 80-116BPM...why?
well....
This is probably just a clever way to make sure that Lezginka is legal (which is crazy fast, but whose half time tempo fits within this window) but foreign music like House and Techno does not.
Thanks to Dr. VanHandel for joining me! Follow her on twXtter...
@dusty goblet would you fall for me if i was the one who dropped 4kg of cheese on you
Do you want a piece of cheese sugary :3
dawg
I'd fall in an literal sense yeah
Hi pingu
you should start waifuing enemies as well

I just made my hip joint crack lol
My foot was above my hip when it happened and my leg was rotated 45° 
I just cracked my knee too
Yes I kicked an empty box of milk down a pile thst was too high
ouch
free abortion

Farewell

LOL
it'd be cool to be the social media manager of pretendo
I could have named my racing game better
what are they DOING
my day be so fine, then boom, pain and suffering 😔
What happen
There are 16 ways to place the black and white queens on a 3x3 chessboard so that they do not threaten each other. What is the number of ways on an 8x8 chessboard?
Write a program in python
@dusty goblet
@sage dome will you friend me in steam so we can share ultrakill times
Hey... Where'd you get that recording of me :c
Why are you exposing me like that
guhhh
Why not in my arms... :(

Wow this is so ugly
Same
I just lifted 40kg lol
As a German i do not approve
I hope this is enough for the Verfassungsschutz to stop monitoring me
btw I might have to get glasses
had an optician/optometrist/whatever exam my eyes for my job and turns out my old man eyes aren't as good anymore
my eyes are almost fine but I have glasses
my left eye is pretty good but right one is blurry
a
i have alot of issues with reading stuff a bit further away and in general focusing
probably should go get some glasses soon

my right is worse than left but that's not even fixable
during the eye test I couldn't tell the difference for some of them with my right
but my left is fixable, was about .5 idk which way
a
I have like -2 cylindrical astigmatism in the vertical axis in my right eye
and -.75 in left
a

a
I need stronger glasses pretty sure
when they took the test glasses off I was like holy shit I'm really this blind
I FEEL THAT SO MUCH
a
When I got my glasses at the optician and looked outside I was like "... Wait you can see the tree leaves?"
I can not see decipher that's like over 10cm away of my face without glasses lol

Nice sentencing
I remember when I was a kid my eyesight was crazy good I could've like counted needles on a pine branch from across the yard
@dusty goblet can you send a message that has an image attached im trying something
guhh it doesnt work

@dusty goblet try again
YIPPIE
but its cute:(
a
a
a
a
Ove syayed ip all nigjt uj oh

Bitchass phone keyboard canntt tulye o@for dhit
R/ihadastroke
insane
tag yourself im the pot on the right
@dusty goblet try sending this (link that embeds + attach something)
what does it does
im trying to understand the message object :3
It's not too hard lol
A few more words about the importance of the course and the initiative that is required of you. You will receive 12 ECTS points for successfully completing this course. To estimate the actual workload, please keep in mind that one ECTS point corresponds to around 30 hours of work. Use the exercises and practical experiments to internalize the topics discussed in the lecture. This material will be required and assumed for many subsequent courses. Practice, practice and more practice is necessary to internalize things.

Help
a
what is this
YOOOOOO
No
aw
shelter.flux.intercept((d) => {
if (d.type === "MESSAGE_CREATE"){
log(d)
d.message.embeds = [...(d.message && d.message.embeds ? d.message.embeds : []), {
type: "safety_policy_notice",
title: "",
description: "",
fields: [
{
name:"incident_time",
value:3
},
{
name:"classification_id",
value:3
}
]
}]
return;
}
});```
Banne
funny
Meow
dide what did you dven do
They did this
stop breaking discords tos its not nice
oh
@cerulean lance mreow
continue breaking discords tos it's nice
"you broke discord's community guidelines" is just an embed
i intercept every message and add the embed to them
When you violate it
i stole from mantika ask him
boo
discord just dms thr dmbed tobyou
let flux = Vencord?.Webpack?.Common?.FluxDispatcher || shelter?.flux || (Replugged || replugged)?.common?.FluxDispatcher || BdApi?.findModuleByProps?.("dispatch","subscribe")?.FluxDispatcher;
it's for system dms
Yop
what the fuck
scray
Whattt
