🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[candid blaze]

It's open source anyway

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter implementation("org.bytedeco:ffmpeg:6.1.1-1.5.10")

[errant chasm]

honestly just looks like a dualshock case without the touchpad

[paper gate]

hopefully i can just use expect actual for native platform

if they didnt change the api too much

idk

[errant chasm]

make kotlin os

[paper gate]

soon

[cosmic otter]

theres already a jvm os

[paper gate]

manti uses

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

🐢

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiiii

[errant chasm]

hiii

[open pasture]

Me

[obsidian elbow]

Cute

[open pasture]

[paper gate]

kity

[open pasture]

Cat mewing

[errant chasm]

@paper gate

[obsidian elbow]

Why so blue

[open pasture]

Don't husk

Aaaaa

[errant chasm]

sorry

[open pasture]

Its okay

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

Feel free to husk

[winter girder]

Shitkin

[paper gate]

@errant chasm hiii

[obsidian elbow]

I can't send mine

I'm upset

[errant chasm]

hiii

[open pasture]

:(

[obsidian elbow]

I wanted to send a cute one

Hold on

Go to link

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220888227406413895/1227482318256738304/unknown.png?ex=662890fe&is=66161bfe&hm=8f38ab6ad91532963f9ccf8a047d5be4db42fc5aa90d61d6ec2e2356458af6ab&

It's the pic I wanted to send

[errant chasm]

[paper gate]

hi aae

[errant chasm]

i drink water

[paper gate]

good

[glossy eagle]

What is this, why is this

[errant chasm]

[winter girder]

Php....

[glossy eagle]

I hate that I can't think even what to do to prevent that chain of else

2 am

Brain dead rn

[errant chasm]

[winter girder]

This song literally describes the USA rn

[errant chasm]

[winter girder]

#⭐-starboard message

Someone remind me to do this on my VR

[glossy eagle]

Tell me when

And I'll do it

[open pasture]

I'm fucking in love with guilty gear

[winter girder]

8 hours

[glossy eagle]

So 10 am

Dope

[glossy eagle]

ikr

One of the best games I have

[open pasture]

I legally obtained a gba copy

[glossy eagle]

Dope

[slow brook]

that’s my legally binding citizen

[glossy eagle]

I bought Isuka not so long ago

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter I am making ffmpeg wrapper

I got cinterop generation working

for Java and android it uses the bytedeco lib

[glossy eagle]

What do you mean Capybaras are fish

[paper gate]

fish

[viral cape]

fissh

[errant chasm]

@paper gate

why does tole tole have black eyes

[glossy eagle]

Who the hell said in the Vatican "yep, that's a fish right there"

[paper gate]

alien

[errant chasm]

insane

[winter girder]

Mandela Catalogue

I wanna XXXXXXXXXXX I'm naked

[glossy eagle]

What does the mandela catalogue have to do with the vatican seeing a bigass friendly rat and saying "fish"

[winter girder]

I'm hyperfixated on analog horror rn :'(

[glossy eagle]

I'd say same but I got out of it a couple weeks ago

Some crazy woman on a camp got me and a friend fully paranoid the whole night

[winter girder]

Grrr. Now I wanna make my own analog horror (I know it's not that easy)

[glossy eagle]

Reviewable

[winter girder]

I'm surprised with vita-carnis

[candid blaze]

I still need to wait 9 hours.

[winter girder]

It's so well done

[glossy eagle]

Agreed

[winter girder]

The real life videos with the props was amazing

[candid blaze]

Yummy

[glossy eagle]

Holy fuck yes

[winter girder]

They looked real

That low-key scared me a lil

[winter girder]

THE PICTURES OF THE HUMAN EATER IN FURNITURE 😭

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-gif-9849715265545588312

[candid blaze]

why did this pop off when I searched for vita carnis again

😭

[winter girder]

😭

[glossy eagle]

I genuinly started feeling bad the moment I saw that exact one

[winter girder]

I know these things aren't real but low-key I still keep an eye out for them

[candid blaze]

The mimic is fucking scary

[winter girder]

SO FR

It can hide anywhere in your house

[glossy eagle]

Another one I liked was more of an ARG, the Happy Meat Farm one

It was good, but the ending was kinda mid

[candid blaze]

damn these fucking aliens

[glossy eagle]

fr

[winter girder]

Gemini Entertainment was the scariest one to think about

There's literally no escaping them

[stone owl]

Green people dancing on the moon?

[winter girder]

Does anyone wanna play chess

[glossy eagle]

Didn't watch that one

Is it good?

[winter girder]

Do you want a spoiler?

[winter girder]

Very

[glossy eagle]

I mean

sure

I don't mind

[candid blaze]

https://youtu.be/lwz0pkUNFVQ @winter girder

[glossy eagle]

I'd do it if I had more energy, but today's class tired the hell out of me

Specially english

Teacher despawned for like a whole month

Appears and "did you finish what we started on the first class?"

[winter girder]

Not the full spoiler but:

|| It's kinda similar to the mandela catalogue with the ability to mimic humans. Except, these things have unnatural abilities. It is theorized they can find you with your heat signature. They also have a amazing sense of smell and hearing. You should really watch it||

[glossy eagle]

And I didn't even have the copy 😭

[glossy eagle]

Dammmn

[winter girder]

STOP THAT JUMPSCARE WAS SO SCADY

[glossy eagle]

The next one I'm gonna watch is that one fs

[stone owl]

Isn’t there one about thought forms

And etc

[winter girder]

?

[stone owl]

Think I got the name

[winter girder]

Guys the vencord community should make our own analog horror 🙏

[stone owl]

Fr

[glossy eagle]

Viggy jumpscare

[stone owl]

It’s called greylock

[candid blaze]

LOL

[glossy eagle]

Why did go go go (nightcore) appeared on my yt feed?

Hello?

Just what I needed

[paper gate]

@errant chasm

[errant chasm]

its the end

[glossy eagle]

@paper gate this you?

[open pasture]

still one guy

[paper gate]

yea

[open pasture]

on

mk8

[glossy eagle]

Classy zeet

[winter girder]

OMG

I literally just watched it today

It's a really interesting concept

[paper gate]

@errant chasm nini

[errant chasm]

nini

[fair oriole]

Whats the recommended addons for an awesome plugin like this? Rn I just have Vencord + OpenASAR, but was wondering if anything else will make it cooler!

[paper gate]

@errant chasm

[harsh crest]

Wdym?

Like Vencord plugins?

[fair oriole]

Like, any cool plugins you recommend that wouldn't make my client start to lag?

Yeee

cuz I got both those plugins so far running on my Arch laptop and my windows desktop

[harsh crest]

Personally, I’d recommend OverrideForumDefaults

[fair oriole]

Oh?

[errant chasm]

zeet will sleep

[paper gate]

nini

[errant chasm]

nini

[fair oriole]

Gonna be honest - I entirely hide any forum things that Discord added because they're godawful ugly. How does this improve it?

[harsh crest]

Just take a look through the list and enable the ones you think look good. The plugins are designed to not nuke your computer.

So hypothetically most should work well for you

[jaunty stag]

what did you do to carl

[golden marlin]

😺

[harsh crest]

It means that every forum will default to a layout you choose. So if you find the Grid layout less detestable, you can make it always use that

[fair oriole]

oooh gotcha

[harsh crest]

Also I recommend it bc I made it 💀

[jaunty stag]

lmao

[next warren]

nini

zeep will eep

[fair oriole]

LOL fair enough

I will say, I'm glad this is a super friendly group! It's good to see a healthy modding community. I admit I do worry about my account a bit however I do not do anything really against TOS

[jaunty stag]

youve been fooled

[harsh crest]

I’d say that almost all of the Better… plugins are a good choice

[timber oar]

is it possible to upload a gif for the custom decorations

[harsh crest]

Like betterfolders

[fair oriole]

My biggest worry were to be if I would lose server ownership and how it would transfer or if it would

[harsh crest]

There’s a very very low chance anything will happen

Check #faq

[fair oriole]

Yeah, I used BetterDiscord years ago but it was laggy as fuck so I uninstalled

[candid blaze]

BetterDiscord plugins

[harsh crest]

Fr

[jaunty stag]

whoever uses medium to write their blogposts should burn in hell

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

I appear

[golden marlin]

And thus you disappear

[errant chasm]

bnuy

[candid blaze]

I still need to wait 8 hours

GUH

[errant chasm]

[open pasture]

(It would be funny if i got a contributor thingy for making the server icon)

[mossy egret]

wait shit that was the wrong video

[open pasture]

Anyways hope ur day are good :3

[lime talon]

would be funny if I beat sonic mania today

considering I started yesterday afternoon

[open pasture]

@mossy egret woah.

[mossy egret]

it was the wrong video

[fallow pawn]

Dont you love when discord does this

[lime talon]

i don't see the issue

[mossy egret]

is it the black boarders?

[lime talon]

maybe

eggmann's massive robot near the end of sonic mania looks like it has cat ears

[fallow pawn]

yeah

the app appears extremely small lmao

[bold wren]

i am music

[fallow pawn]

[bold wren]

[fallow pawn]

huh if payment doesnt go through to renew premium it gives you a button to downgrade

what if u just never do and bypass the popup

[fallow pawn]

fawning

[sage dome]

[sage dome]

let's go shes bac

[paper gate]

nini

[stark herald]

nighr

[lime talon]

someone's cheating in mk7

[stark herald]

what is that

[lime talon]

mariokart 7

[candid blaze]

@glossy swallow is Quilt still being maintained?

[viral cape]

what minecraft modding drama this time

[candid blaze]

No drama

I've just heard a few months ago it was stale

[odd wave]

whats quilt

[odd wave]

ive only heard of like

fabric

snd forge

[viral cape]

fabric fork

[odd wave]

oh

[odd wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120549396610809877/1221428261070831677/2C6E469B-0D6D-44EC-A06B-FC7BD24C7F64.gif?=

[candid blaze]

It's funny

[odd wave]

i know im funny

(im not)

[candid blaze]

my voice is the same for like 4 years now

[odd wave]

mines been like

close to rhe same

i still have that ugly sounding speech impediment

[candid blaze]

I sound like 12 since I was 12c

[odd wave]

it's not too noticable but i notice it

[odd wave]

oh shit wait youre 16 too

[viral cape]

probably comes across on mic the most I assume?

[odd wave]

also join date checks out

tfw joined discord at the age of 9

[sage dome]

that's so true

[odd wave]

(or 10)

[sage dome]

im 15 and joined in 2017 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[odd wave]

surprisingly i've never experienced anything super bad in discord

[sage dome]

neither

[candid blaze]

I will be 17 this year

[odd wave]

i've seen degenerates but like, that's it

[candid blaze]

I joined in 2016 on a lost account

[odd wave]

me too . it is TERRIFYING

LIKE

HOLD ON

I HAVE TO BE IMPORTANT

[candid blaze]

yop

[viral cape]

horror

[odd wave]

i went my entire life without being important

[viral cape]

can i go back to sleep I do not want to be RESPONSIBLE

[fresh ledge]

Hi

[odd wave]

LMAO SAME

[candid blaze]

I need to study a lot

[stark herald]

@candid blaze hui

[candid blaze]

To ingress a good university

[odd wave]

I WOKE UP WAYYY TOO EARLY

[odd wave]

my mom's going to sign me up for this general education shiz

[candid blaze]

@stark herald hai

[viral cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804491292897574944/1187001242979946608/attachment-1.gif

[viral cape]

this is me irl, if anyone even cares

[odd wave]

basically if i pass a test i get to skip highschool, get my diploma, and go to college

[candid blaze]

born to hai :3 forced to wassup dawg

[odd wave]

which is actually very accurate, considering i missed 4 years of school

i'd be a junior right now if i didn't

[viral cape]

how

[odd wave]

i'm a freshman

[odd wave]

covid, financial issues, etc

[sly spear]

I thought it was talking about peggle until i saw the mirror

[candid blaze]

I will leave school at 18 lol

[viral cape]

ah

i see

[stark herald]

i failed 1 yera

[fresh ledge]

Wrong at 18 you will explod

[sage dome]

my gcses r next year

should be fine

[candid blaze]

I never failed

[golden marlin]

yes that is me I'm stupi

[candid blaze]

school is so easy

[fresh ledge]

GCSE need to get replaced with smth different they're so stupid

[sage dome]

bwa

[odd wave]

at 18 im saving money to move to poland

[candid blaze]

why husk

r u braindead

[odd wave]

i need to meet up with a friend

[fresh ledge]

Nice

[viral cape]

gay land

[golden marlin]

it is but I'm intentionally skyving it

[stark herald]

getting up at 7 am every day is not easy at all wym

[viral cape]

this is real

[golden marlin]

true

[sage dome]

ez solution don't sleep

[viral cape]

BORN to EEPY UNTIL 3PM

[viral cape]

nop

[golden marlin]

ongggg

[odd wave]

now that im doing online school i actually want to wake up at 7

[stark herald]

the main challenge of school is getting up and not skipping

[odd wave]

the days are so short

[viral cape]

i stay awake until 5am and

[candid blaze]

I used to to wake up at 5 AM to go to school

[sage dome]

im desperately trying to salvage my sleep schedule before break ends

[odd wave]

i wake up a fucking 12 pm

[candid blaze]

Now I study at afternoon. way better

[odd wave]

oh by the way what's everyones hour right now

i'm 3 am

[sage dome]

i woke up at 1 am and idek when i fell asleep yesterday 😭

[viral cape]

7pm

[sage dome]

8am here

[cerulean lance]

born to java public class Main { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello World"); } } forced to js console.log("Hello World")

[stark herald]

8:05.4630

[viral cape]

java user

[solar patrol]

I wish it wasn’t 2 am already

[odd wave]

THE MILISECOND

bros got pinpoint accuracy

[stark herald]

you're welcome

[odd wave]

thank you

[sly spear]

8am

[odd wave]

the world needs a milisecond user

[viral cape]

born to ```js
condition ? true : false

forced to
```py
True if condition else False

[stark herald]

:*

[solar patrol]

Literally me

[odd wave]

hey yall

question

[viral cape]

[sly spear]

I love how the js one has a mistake in it

[odd wave]

how do you pronounce ? and ! in your head

[viral cape]

YOU SAW NOTHING

[sly spear]

Hm

Like just that noise

Hm

[cerulean lance]

hm??

[viral cape]

i love silly creatures that tilt their head when they just dont know

[odd wave]

i see we are all one in the same

[golden marlin]

hm???? and mhmmmmmm

[odd wave]

meee :3

[solar patrol]

Idk during programming it’s ‘if’ and ‘not’

[odd wave]

i may code in godot

but i can agree with this too

[golden marlin]

YOU WILL CODE IN LATIN

[odd wave]

I MAKE GAMES

[sly spear]

How do non english speaking people code

That must be terrible

[odd wave]

oh. my god

[solar patrol]

Wrong I will code in Lojban and you can’t stop me

[golden marlin]

no

[odd wave]

arabic vs code

[stark herald]

typescript needs to add types for strings that pass a regex

[sly spear]

If(﷽)else{

[golden marlin]

well there's nothing I can do

[candid blaze]

What is true happiness

[sly spear]

Chocolate :)

[viral cape]

some people port programming languages to actual human languages

[stark herald]

u

[odd wave]

cuddling with someone (not a family member) for the first time

[candid blaze]

No

[cerulean lance]

the pinnacle of gaming was https://ohmygit.org/ you cant beat it

[sly spear]

That's practically just python

[candid blaze]

ew

[stark herald]

i need to meet all my friends

[candid blaze]

how

[stark herald]

2 in UK 1 in America

[odd wave]

HEY my love language is touch and i cant do anything about it

[stark herald]

:3

[viral cape]

this is called being touch starved

i understand

[stark herald]

not rue its normal

[sly spear]

Cuddling with someone (a family member) (alabama)

[solar patrol]

It makes me feel like a golden retriever sometimes

[cerulean lance]

my love language is touch (i touch random people in the streets to show my love)

[stark herald]

NO

[candid blaze]

Cómprame un pasaje de avión a España @stark herald

[viral cape]

NO

[stark herald]

nunca

m voy de espana

a uk

[candid blaze]

porqué

NO

[stark herald]

en unos anos

[candid blaze]

UK NOJENTITO

[odd wave]

AM I IN HELL

[viral cape]

nop

[candid blaze]

UK asquerosito

[golden marlin]

NEIN

[stark herald]

america me da miedo

uk le gana

[odd wave]

is mierda a french word i frogot what it means

[candid blaze]

both suck

[odd wave]

what

[golden marlin]

guys can you tell me what they said 😭 😭

[stark herald]

wrong reply haha

[candid blaze]

Both suck

AGAIN

[stark herald]

you tried

[candid blaze]

both suck

[odd wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1215479147841720330/1215731709711224903/togif.gif

[stark herald]

how

[cerulean lance]

ازاد کلاس اصلی {
  ازاد استاتیک خالی اصلی (ریسته[] ارگ) {
     سیستم.بیرون.پرینتر("سلام دنیا")؛
   }
}```

[odd wave]

OH GOD

[candid blaze]

I wanna go to Netherlands

[viral cape]

same

[odd wave]

idfk where i wanna go

atp everywhere sucks

[light prism]

netherlands ?

[candid blaze]

Fun fact

[viral cape]

where are you living at the moment

@odd wave

[odd wave]

America.

[stark herald]

def uwu():
    x = 0
    for i in range(10):
        x += i
    return x

func add(x int, y int) int {
    return x + y
}

console.log(add(uwu(), 5))
// Output: 50

[light prism]

why did you say it like that

[odd wave]

I hate America.

[cerulean lance]

you want me to translate this or what

[candid blaze]

I can't legally immigrate to Australia or New Zealand. They don't allow autistic immigrants there

[stark herald]

what language is that

[light prism]

its already in english

[odd wave]

omg same

[cerulean lance]

cooler arabic

[stark herald]

HOW

[viral cape]

horror (i live in one of these countries)

[light prism]

what happened to the other 620 fres

[stark herald]

gone

yop

zeet ate

[bold wren]

netherlands

[light prism]

netherlands

nederlands

🇳🇱

[stark herald]

[golden marlin]

hallo hoe gaat het

hallo hallo :3

[light prism]

zo gemeen

[stark herald]

hello queers im a queer

[golden marlin]

It's a conlang of mine

[viral cape]

sup queers

[golden marlin]

I created it to confuse y'all

[cerulean lance]

/run ```c
#include<stdio.h>
#define عدد int
#define اصلی main
#define خالی void
#define پرینت printf
#define ۰ 0

عدد اصلی(خالی) {
پرینت("سلام دنیا");
return ۰;
}```

[hollow flume]

Here is your c(10.2.0) output @cerulean lance

سلام دنیا```

[cerulean lance]

lets gooo

[viral cape]

what the fuck

[open pasture]

Hello world

[cerulean lance]

the preproccessor was a mistake

[elder geyser]

fres can i go in there

[hollow flume]

Here is your c(10.2.0) output @wide leaf

Hello World```

[ripe willow]

GitHub only has 5m+ downloads on the Google Play Store

[cerulean lance]

good

dont use the app

[viral cape]

why not

[ripe willow]

I want to invite someone to a repo
But I'm in bed

That's a valid reason to use the app

[viral cape]

use github.com

it is Fine

[winter needle]

official app sucks

[ripe willow]

Does it?

I'm about to find out

[winter needle]

last time I tried it certainly did

[viral cape]

github mobile is a read code and code-review client

[winter needle]

even wing made a better client and it's like half done

[ripe willow]

Looks LQ already

[cerulean lance]

@paper gate

[viral cape]

it's for when you need to reply to some idiot suggesting some stupid feature to your project

[carmine mirage]

its my birthday today

[viral cape]

happy birthday

[carmine mirage]

tyy

[ripe willow]

This doesn't look too bad once you're logged in, time to see how easy it is to add someone to a repo now

Looks like I can't lol

[viral cape]

LMAO

[ripe willow]

Contributers has no options

[viral cape]

repo settings??

[keen junco]

(uses more power)

[viral cape]

window

[ripe willow]

Those are the repo settings?

[bold wren]

linux would never!

[viral cape]

Windows wants to help you waste energy on AI computing

[ripe willow]

That's were I edit descriptions

N stuff

[viral cape]

no???

idk

[viral cape]

I FUCKING LOVE MY TASKBAR BEING A WEBVIEW

[cerulean lance]

I LOVE ICONS FROM 1998 STILL SHIPPING WITH MY NEW OS

[ripe willow]

If I'm making a short form media website for game clips, do I allow users to upload over an API for like, shareX or w.e?

[elder geyser]

you cant do ANYTHING on it

[viral cape]

real

[elder geyser]

yes

[viral cape]

yes

[ripe willow]

Is shareX able to parse my JSON API output if I return errors through the JSON if their upload fails?

I don't really use sharex

Sorry

[cerulean lance]

i forgor

i think it did

idk its been 3 years sicne i used it

[viral cape]

you will {"code":404}

you will husk that message

[ripe willow]

Lol

Not 404, 418.

418

[viral cape]

yes

[ripe willow]

I am teapot.

[ripe willow]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-teapot-pot-blueteapot-bluepot-gif-12723986781185425239

Ty for info btw people

I will use that information wisely.

[ebon briar]

anyone know if pyoncord has a discord

[unreal siren]

yes

[ripe willow]

I'm speed running this shit.

I'm on to the point where I need to work out the file upload and streaming

Login/Registration is done
Viewing a "channel" (all of a single user's videos) is done
Comments on videos is done

Home page lists videos, and the side recommended thing lists videos

[unreal siren]

have you seen #faq

[ripe willow]

💪

[sage dome]

it doesnt

[ebon briar]

my apologies lil bro i did not see that

[sage dome]

source: trust me bro

[ripe willow]

Idk if I wanna do stats/analytics

[ebon briar]

ur so fr for that one

thaks

[cerulean lance]

is it written in java

[ripe willow]

There will be a lot of VueJS when I start polishing up the front end and making it responsive

But that's the closest to java you'll get.
JavaScript. Lol.

Nowwww uhh
The backend is PHP :p

[ripe willow]

It's fast

;w;

Now question;

do I collect and sell user data like a real streaming website owner?

[viral cape]

No

You will leave your database unsecured

[ripe willow]

LOL

[viral cape]

You will collect credit card info and store it in your DB

[digital kettle]

hai gays

[stiff urchin]

you'll store credit card info and make an api endpoint to fetch it by email

[ripe willow]

You're more likely to exploit the obscure SQLi vulnerability that's not really exploitable in a real world scenario to get my DB than I am to leave the mysql port open

yet alone allow root login remotely

On that

Or like, another way you'd get me if you're fast if is

Me not updating Apache or php

Or nginx

After a vuln is disclosed

[viral cape]

just dont update software

software does not need updates

[ripe willow]

Company is more profitable per employee

Than Apple or w.e

And Meta

[ripe willow]

Meow

[viral cape]

meow

[ripe willow]

Hmmm

How can I make money off my users if I can't sell data

Do I make really annoying ads?

[viral cape]

Sell your users souls

[ripe willow]

All users must give me access to a line of credit in their name.

[viral cape]

new fakenitro feature

[steep spire]

I wonder how much it's gonna cost them that

[golden marlin]

why can't I js

guhh and sleep

I LOVE ARCHITECTS

[open pasture]

@fallow pawn

[keen junco]

yamyam https://vxtwitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1777757900041314668

i invited him

[lime talon]

man i loved those

[open pasture]

i will kill clyde

[keen junco]

you will die from lead poisoning

[lime talon]

yeah probably

[golden marlin]

I will

uhhhh

uh I will do nothing

[lime talon]

you will die

[golden marlin]

in the end..

we'll all die

who r you

do you think you're the main char

[lime talon]

this is false

[golden marlin]

god wouldn't seal such a deal

that was satan

[lime talon]

god would not help an individual while ignoring a population of suffering

[golden marlin]

oh

[lime talon]

omniscience cannot be tricked

[slender isle]

damn i loved those when i was a kid

[golden marlin]

but he's omnibenevolent tho

[slender isle]

straight up garbage food though

[lime talon]

he's all-loving sure but he won't help an indivual who's kinda mid when there's a bunch of people who actually need help

[golden marlin]

true

[lime talon]

you yourself were tricked, for he knew he could and he knew his time was not well spent if on you

[golden marlin]

I've a multiple personality disorder tho so I am multiple and all of my identities need help

[lime talon]

that's not a topic to joke with

I'm not sleeping till tommorow

[golden marlin]

not true

I like the I've usage

[lime talon]

the issue isn't grammar it's that that's being joked about

[golden marlin]

it's easier and simper to say

[lime talon]

and my comment on that is being completely ignored

[golden marlin]

ye

I'm sane trust me

y'all are too timid

[lime talon]

we'd like to say, that is absolutely not a topic to joke about

[golden marlin]

ohhh come on

[lime talon]

we're a DID sys we have a say here

[golden marlin]

turnintohusker

WAIT WHAT IS THIS

WHY IS IT CHANGING INTO A HUSK EMOJI

[lime talon]

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[lime talon]

hi

[golden marlin]

hii vencord

[sly spear]

Did discord just die for like 3 seconds or is it me

[glass shell]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1226322927692288011/1226325644124749865/glitchxperidot_-_1767978238872084750.gif

[lime talon]

idk

[golden marlin]

wish I was discord so that I could die every now and then

[lime talon]

probably you

[sly spear]

Real

[golden marlin]

[keen junco]

wdym fake

[sudden sun]

meow

[sly spear]

Atleast 3

[keen junco]

x = 8

wait no

i'm stupid

x = 3

xd

i accidentally did 11 + 5 instead of 11 - 5

yop

did that all in my head

big brain

[jaunty trellis]

peak

[keen junco]

[jaunty trellis]

cta is an ai

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/ecy5rSu3seo

[sudden sun]

@burnt maple meow

[jaunty trellis]

meow

[dusty goblet]

Meow

[lime talon]

wait is that meant to be difficult

[keen junco]

no

[jaunty trellis]

no

marvin just left his brain home today

[lime talon]

alright good

i didn't think people were that stupid

[keen junco]

yop

[keen junco]

i mean i could see people struggle with it if they don't know what they are supposed to do

[dusty goblet]

What's a brain?

[keen junco]

like if they have never done this before in school

[jaunty trellis]

was that 21 or 23

I remember you sent that before

[dusty goblet]

Why am I so eepy

[viral cape]

:3

[open pasture]

24

I suck at maths

[dusty goblet]

Ngl I haven't solved an integral in over a year I don't think I could actually solve one correctly on my own lol

Maybe not a full year but I think it's over a year

Idk when my finals were

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

I forgot how to do integrals

[sly spear]

7 maybe 7.2

[cursive nest]

24...

who put maffs in off topic

[tired totem]

dark rp gmod servers

[sly spear]

Idk but i don't like them

[keen junco]

Too lazy for that shit

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1186773554067407000/1227548689225093231/aeeb513af1c31b66dbff19eaf26eb7f7822bed2fada973bfb98a3e15f21126b6.png?ex=6628cece&is=661659ce&hm=fbdaa4e91a500bf66787144a3bba82c6e2494c1fc32bdfe469245c1684d54553&

@paper gate

[jaunty trellis]

zeet is zeeping

[open pasture]

zeet is zeeting

씨발

True

microsoft has a bsky account lol

또 180석이 말이 되냐?

좆같네 진짜

나라가 진짜 좃망했구나

중국한테 먹히겠네 ㅋㅋ

[open pasture]

Fake

좆같네 진짜

Ermm english pls

Ok

[wild halo]

Kawai language

[fair zodiac]

i don't think that's japanese?

[open pasture]

Korean perhaps?

[wild halo]

It is still kawai

[fair zodiac]

it's korean yeah

[wild halo]

It is korean

[open pasture]

Epic

[wild halo]

Koiwai languwuge

[fair zodiac]

what does that mean

[wild halo]

The same message, but uwuified

[fair zodiac]

the

[wild halo]

That

Vencord is good project, devs are awesome, maintainers are dependable, plugin devs are creative, Maskot is cute

[jaunty trellis]

[fair zodiac]

Þat

[jaunty trellis]

who is that and where are they from

and why so cute

[small bramble]

so just x^2?

[jaunty trellis]

ye

[dusty goblet]

This makes me glad that I didn't take the maths exam in uni, I'm way too dumb for maths

Maybe I should drop out of uni and then do idfk what

[candid blaze]

having authoritarian parenting is not fun at all

[small bramble]

yea

[jaunty trellis]

[candid blaze]

I’m tired of having sleep issues and they treating it like it’s my fault

“it’s your fucking phone” dawg, it makes no fucking difference. Every week I try to sleep normally and I just can’t; I keep the entire night awake lying on my bed doing fucking nothing

[small bramble]

love how fucking broken this app is
they're force hiding the mutual guilds tab
and trying to open it results in this confusion

[jaunty trellis]

I rolled unreal rng with parents so I've never had to deal with that but sounds like a pain

[candid blaze]

LITERALLY MY FAMILY

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[small bramble]

why

[dusty goblet]

Sometimes all we need is a gun and some revenge to our parents in Minecraft

[small bramble]

hi vencord

[candid blaze]

I’m sorry to say but

[open pasture]

bc

[candid blaze]

You sound like an American school shooter sometimes

[dusty goblet]

That's because if I was American I'd probably be one

[small bramble]

aw crap

[candid blaze]

what the fuck

[dusty goblet]

All I got for ever expressing thoughts in the direction of doing something bad at school was punishment instead of help

[sly spear]

Abuse 🔥

[candid blaze]

This server is braindead

[sly spear]

Mood

[dusty goblet]

i dont have a brain but yes

[candid blaze]

That’s perceptible

[sly spear]

Does having no brain qualify as braindead

[small bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029331568315093043/1215618425750032445/attachment.gif

[dusty goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029331568315093043/1215618425750032445/attachment.gif?ex=662251e1&is=660fdce1&hm=6206535814bc4564f888715b827eb4f9617866e6ac21dbb3b78a63cde8266429&

[small bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[rapid aurora]

you are welcome

[dusty goblet]

you cant have both

[small bramble]

i never had a mind because i lost it

[dusty goblet]

true

[rapid aurora]

hi guys

[dusty goblet]

dropped on my head during birth and lost my mind 🔥

[open pasture]

who dare pinged me 😡

[small bramble]

juust happened to slip out

no biggie right

[sly spear]

Where did it go

[small bramble]

void

[dusty goblet]

idk i was too young to remember

[cobalt portal]

@open pasture

[sly spear]

Fuck off back to your cave weeb

🔥

[dusty goblet]

my mom would just pretend that im not there

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-explode-shiggy-explode-gif-13187176751879755548

[dusty goblet]

nooooooooooooo

[rapid aurora]

people still drink tap water?

[dusty goblet]

when i dont have any unhealthy alternative yea

[rapid aurora]

I hate this timeline

[dusty goblet]

WHY HUSK

[viral cape]

i forgor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/804491292897574944/1187001242979946608/attachment-1.gif

[dusty goblet]

smh

im more dum

[stark herald]

h.hi

[dusty goblet]

hi fres

[rapid aurora]

hello fres

[stark herald]

hi nevo,elvyra

[rapid aurora]

hru

[stark herald]

goo

[rapid aurora]

goo t kn

[lime talon]

my main drink

[stark herald]

srsroy

[jaunty trellis]

all the time

[dusty goblet]

i havent had tap water in uh

9 days?

maybe more

no water at all to be exact

[jaunty trellis]

h

[dusty goblet]

i think this is sane and normal tho

[rapid aurora]

I'm talking like I don't drink tap water whenever I don't find water

[jaunty trellis]

the tap water here is cleaner than the bottled water from the store

[dusty goblet]

I had only coke/pepsi/random cocktails/coffee/monster since March 31st

[rapid aurora]

oh yea

Ramadan is over

:(

[dusty goblet]

she says and empties the 2l coke bottle next to her

maybe i should live healthier but i dont see the point in doing that lol

[dusty goblet]

@lapis lava why husk

[cerulean lance]

java.lang.RuntimeException: java.sql.SQLSyntaxErrorException: (conn=1230083) Access denied for user 'root'@'%' to database 'playtime'

@dense phoenix thsi is your fault

[dense phoenix]

cry

[cerulean lance]

i am

[dusty goblet]

@dense phoenix haii

cute pfp

[cerulean lance]

im fucking seething

[candid blaze]

@paper gate

[dense phoenix]

haiii

[dense phoenix]

good

[cerulean lance]

hug me

[dense phoenix]

guhh fine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1155207655174979635.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[cerulean lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1206933064652165120.gif?size=64

[candid blaze]

hi Sunnie

[dense phoenix]

hey

[candid blaze]

:)

[dusty goblet]

whar

[cerulean lance]

what the fuck are those sounds shes making

also is this the uhh

"100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you"

[dense phoenix]

she fell

help her

[candid blaze]

my cat is a motherfucker

He almost caught a bird

Poor bird

[open pasture]

아 씨발 왜 민주당이 쳐 이기냐고

진짜 나라 중국한테 먹히겠네 좆같다 진짜

씨발

[dusty goblet]

i miss having kibties in my arm :c

[open pasture]

이민 어디로 가야하냐 씨발 진짜

[candid blaze]

@open pasture no hablo

[open pasture]

K

[small bramble]

hablo

[small bramble]

lol

[dusty goblet]

lol

[dense phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1032599378793345075.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[jaunty trellis]

?~?

also hai sunnie

[dense phoenix]

haii

hru pingu

[cerulean lance]

kir va kos dalagat koskesh haramzadeh

[dusty goblet]

can you stop speaking tongues that not even translate understands

:3

[cerulean lance]

thats the power

[candid blaze]

I just ate chocolate that is good as fuck

[dusty goblet]

back then when google translate didnt understand bosnian everything was better...

bosnyan

[candid blaze]

If I ever go to Europe and don't find this chocolate there, I will be mad

[rapid aurora]

Eid Mubarak to everyone

[open pasture]

아쑤이벌 왜 뮌쥬돵이 쒀발 익이냐고 쫒갔은 새뀌듈이

[dusty goblet]

quit yapping in korean

[cerulean lance]

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MariaDB server version for the right syntax to use near '1712745873318 WHERE USERNAME = 'exhq' AND DATE = '2024-04-10'' at line 1

why the fuck is the table name the unix time 😭

[jaunty trellis]

skool

but pretty goog

[candid blaze]

It seems it is not. I wanna Europe to fuck off now!

[open pasture]

문쫴인과 리짜이밍 쑤바럼들때매 나라가좃 망핶벾렦녝

[small bramble]

implying they can yap in other languages? :^)

[dusty goblet]

auto translate

[dusty goblet]

were vencord after all

[jaunty trellis]

you find chocolate everywhere here

[candid blaze]

But not my favourite one

[jaunty trellis]

oh

[candid blaze]

I love Ouro Branco

[jaunty trellis]

never heard

[candid blaze]

It is only a thing in Brazil

[open pasture]

깪쬮깥튼쌔끼뜰때매나라까쫒망했따꼬위로쫌해딸라꼬

[candid blaze]

It is AWESOME

[jaunty trellis]

but marabou and fazer still clears

[rapid aurora]

please stop speaking french

[cerulean lance]

@dense phoenix can we get some moderation going on up here 🗣️🗣️

[rapid aurora]

I can't understand that language

[small bramble]

nevo this aint french

[dense phoenix]

oo

ok

banning u soon

[candid blaze]

@open pasture I don't know shit about Korean politics. Is the DPK really that awful?

[cerulean lance]

racism

[dense phoenix]

yeah

[dusty goblet]

biffler

[dense phoenix]

im good at racing

[candid blaze]

echophobia is lawful and based..

[small bramble]

dprk isnt south

😭

[rapid aurora]

rule 11
do not send cute anime PFP in general chat

[candid blaze]

I said DPK

not DPRK

[jaunty trellis]

confooz

[small bramble]

oh

oh

[candid blaze]

I need translator plugin for Aliucord

[small bramble]

sorry my eyes are non functional

[candid blaze]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_of_Korea

[open pasture]

씸뽤 쪾갺튼 쌔꾸이들 뙈문에 놔롸꽈 망핶따꼬 180썩 어떻께 뻐틸껀떼

[dusty goblet]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING

[rapid aurora]

google translate

[cerulean lance]

im going to say it.....

[dense phoenix]

yeah sorry this isnt the place to discuss politics

[manic maple]

do it, ..

[dense phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/167-rule167-rule-gif-26905513

[cerulean lance]

in sunnie's dms

[manic maple]

no

here

[fickle cosmos]

No

[candid blaze]

y'all will never feel the taste of this amazing chocolate

yummy

Never heard of it

[manic maple]

what if I come and steal it

[candid blaze]

You will hear gunshots

[open pasture]

Goes hard

[rapid aurora]

fr

[manic maple]

I already do

[rapid aurora]

I'm about to be millionaire

[candid blaze]

sameeee

[manic maple]

heard some during a tourney match on osu

[candid blaze]

WHAT

[manic maple]

?

[candid blaze]

where r u from lol

[rapid aurora]

I'm losing all of my braincells on tiktok

[fickle cosmos]

Omg Illuminati

[dense phoenix]

the uninstall button:

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[manic maple]

Athens

Greece

[rapid aurora]

am I the only one who don't check his email

[fickle cosmos]

What's the name of this meme 😭

[manic maple]

Black guy in a suit

[fickle cosmos]

We're not in English describing an image 😭

[manic maple]

That's what I type in the gif picker whenever I need it and it always pops up

[dense phoenix]

i just type suit guy and it works lol

[rapid aurora]

once I had to deal with a mod abusing their shit just because I didn't respond to one of their messages

[candid blaze]

erm what the sigma 🔍
💀
<))>
_/ \_

[rapid aurora]

the mod abuse in small server is insane

[dense phoenix]

death sentence

[rapid aurora]

please can we ban lyvis

[candid blaze]

y'all said that and my tablet instantly turned off

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-spongebob-coffin-gif-5703731

[candid blaze]

The fuck you did

[rapid aurora]

erm what the sigma

[dense phoenix]

erm what the sigma

[rapid aurora]

I would never say "skibidi" or ":3"

unless..

[manic maple]

Ermm what the Σ

[cerulean lance]

:3

[manic maple]

:3

[rapid aurora]

:3

[dense phoenix]

:3

[candid blaze]

Monstruousity

[flint marlin]

can anyone tell Me why this doesnt work?

html: <div id="cursor_custom"></div>

css:

    background-color: transparent;
    border:1px solid black;    
    height:20px;
    width:20px;
    border-radius:50%;
    -moz-border-radius:50%;
    -webkit-border-radius:50%;
    position: absolute;
    z-index: 1;
}```

java script: 

document.body.onmousemove = function(e) {
document.documentElement.style.setProperty (
'--x', (
e.clientX+window.scrollX
)
+ 'px'
);
document.documentElement.style.setProperty (
'--y', (
e.clientY+window.scrollY
)
+ 'px'
);
}```

[rapid aurora]

DIEEEEE

AAAAAAA

I have a phobia from coding

[candid blaze]

u didn't set left and top props

[flint marlin]

chill, thats too Much

[rapid aurora]

I'm jk

WOW KOI

do it again

[flint marlin]

in css?

[candid blaze]

left:var(--x);top:var(--y);

[rapid aurora]

how about I offer you a cookie in the future

[candid blaze]

Add this to CSS

[rapid aurora]

get scammed

[flint marlin]

aint working

[candid blaze]

I won't format shit cuz I'm not on PC

[rapid aurora]

no cookie for you

[candid blaze]

Inspect element, click the div, send screenshot of styling

[flint marlin]

My css: https://pastes.dev/ldyaHXWXXo
My html: https://pastes.dev/FeXawQzBI3

[flint marlin]

what div?

like the cursor doesnt even show

[candid blaze]

why dont u just use cursor property anyway

[flint marlin]

wdym cursor propety

[cerulean lance]

the average vencord user has 2 braincells:
one is used to figure out if a message is husk or blobcatcozy
one is used to figure out of they should resend the latter message

[candid blaze]

html{cursor:url("path"),pointer;}