#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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I'm the CEO
then change your name
I am so sorry you have to listen to taylor
because then you'd be the ceo and not the company itself
i didnt expect the arts and crafts splooge
SODA YOU ASKED FOR THIS LOOK AT THE DAMN IMAGE
It’s beautiful I love it
yippee :3
sundar what the hell are you doing here
what's they

I am
Chat? Why when I stand up back hurt? Am I stupid?
i think you might be
no its just that you hurt yourself by sleepng
maybe
10 - cry
i found it
dont sleap anymore
taylor swift
what the fuck is this
Get a new back
🔥
This one is expired
the fucking git playlist
omg sundar pichai
If you’re a swifty I’m taking you to the pound and putting you down
need to renew the back subscription
How did I get called 3 different names
I am thankfully not.
I dont hate them but i do not like them
yall remember the curved screen phones lg used to make
evolution heard of microtransactions and gave it a try
Too expensive
my old phone's screen is bent the other way
and the funny thing is it still works perfectly
yooooooo thats sick is it like a new tech
no
How did it even get bent that way
I don’t see any gyatt in that image
probably they ate it
It's on the wall
i crashed into it when my front bike wheel rammed into a deep pothole and my entire body weight fell onto the phone attached to the handlebars
Imagine it
I made him radioactive too
emulate

Schlatt
i dont think this is funny
this is even less funny
That took so much work
Love schlungus
did you know that
memes are funny when there's the bare minimum amount of effort put into them
JavaScript chlat
I love Barack Obama
I love how all the people who hate on jschlatt for being trans and homophobic aren't trans nor lgbtq
It makes sense if you know shlagge lore
who gave you embed perms
As a trans/nonbinary and bisexual person, shlungus is excepted
Chat can you rate this
No
He’s not even trans or homo phobic. Twitter users are just mentally ill
.ta a
Nah
- Eminem - 2253 plays
- Kanye West - 1785 plays
- Kendrick Lamar - 1199 plays
- Denzel Curry - 1127 plays
- AJR - 952 plays
- Joji - 740 plays
- Linkin Park - 729 plays
- Imagine Dragons - 427 plays
- J. Cole - 390 plays
- Kid Cudi - 389 plays
.ta a
Exactly
- Thornhill - 1180 plays
- Muse - 509 plays
- Human Instrumentality Project - 507 plays
- Decapitated - 447 plays
- Cattle Decapitation - 332 plays
- Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship - 304 plays
- Himalayas - 258 plays
- Equipoise - 206 plays
- Ne Obliviscaris - 148 plays
- Blue Öyster Cult - 139 plays
Linkin park
Who wants a free 1 month subscription to YouTube
Poggers
Mee
I pay 18 usd a month for that dogshit
And then people say he was doing Asian hate when all he did was spread his eyes to look at something
i can't tell if you're joking or your iq is on the same level as a horseshoe crab
People are dumb
Why 😭
It's an attachment not an embed
Ur iq seems to be dropping
I fucking lost the code 💀
Actively
Discord gave me three months of yt premium but the offer was only for people who've never had premium so i couldn't avail it 
(it's the same thing
Anywho it was fox who gave me attachment and embed perms
Cuz they married me
It's a whole story
Long story short, ads
Not
Ublock origin
REVANCED
can i get attachment permissions
A url and a file is not the same thing
@noble quest @open pasture iPhone
I had to literally marry a mod for it so I don't think so
Also why am I in Scotland now according to my IP
day 3 of using arch linux: for some reason steam works in arch but not on windows. do it makes sense? no, obviously not
Buy an android
Jailbreak
That's what I did 
13 mini on iOS 17
No
They are literally not the same thing
13 mini is based tho
Show me a android like the 13 mini and MAYBE I’ll consider it
the voices..,,,,,
Asus zenphone 9
@fickle cosmos ungoogled kai when
Functionally they work the same as in taking and running data in a container
But they are not the same thing
holy shit you're yapping so much
You have to root me first
who cares they both show images
But I run android 15 so it's impossible 🤑
installing programs is so easy using flathub
Didn’t they discontinue zenphone?
Must use AUR now
isn’t android 14 the most recent one?
No?
Android 15 has a dev preview
bc it’s better yeah
Idk
My dream phone for heavy loads is a red magic pro 9
I used it like 3 months ago
GYAT
I hate flatpak they never work
Also sandboxing is wack
No beta yet
Daily carry tho galaxy s24 or 23 is great
It's a dev preview
800$ is expensive tho
Oh
does burying you count
google hi
Dev
Yes
Only if you come with me ;)
Got everything installed in my pc and it doesn't turn on 
Idk why I chose to do it myself
Let's play 7 minutes in the casket in my backyard
Android 15 beta coming soon 🔥🤑
Make sure it's run as a service
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANDROID 14
How
You should release sensitive documents for fun
Wahhh
Shitty phone
No thanks
whats android 15 gonna have
Awh man:(
All the documents are user data
Oh nvm then
did you know that 2
LMAO
A 15 next to android instead of 14
2 out of 10 people are under 93
Looks exactly the same as a14
bitches will whip your dick OUT & grab your dick off your body & step inside a tv screen and suck on it inside of a TV screen & then step out da tv screen & suck yo dick while its off yo body til u nut & den put it back on yo body & expect u to prosper AFTER
And a new easter egg in the settings
antroitfd 23
NDA might interfere lol
Whats NDA
Btw were getting beta this month
non disclosure agreement
Non disclosure agreement
Non disclosure agreement
Oh
PFFT
I knew that
3 answers is awesome
Get trolled
All 3 of you
I should know as I get my employees to sign some
I'm stupid and I forgor
I'm disabling your Gmail account
Can't anyone technically write an NDA
Noooo
Technically
Since legal document creation is open to the public
I heard google is asking for phone numbers to make an account now. Is that true?
What are the limits of an NDA
Depends
Only for business if I am correct
Oh
It depends
Making 3 gazillion alts
I've had to put my number for personal accounts as "verification"
whatever is designated in the NDA
Me atm
I like having a lot of emails to keep them sorted (and also,,,, to avoided mc bans when I hack servers)
did you know that 2
each time i try to create a google account it asks me for my phone number
yeah
ok "kamuro cho"
I have literally never connected a number to an account before
WAIT
NVM
@steep spire can you give me 1 rupee
I just realized
um sure?
i bet your name isn't wven kamuro cho
Thanks
That since all my devices have my number already it's connected to all of them, which means Google still allows more than one account on one number
W google
they should change the vencord safety settings from High to Highest so that 90% of support denizens disappear
stupid idiot
fawn i can't tell if you're trying to assault me or talk with me and you're just special
They should turn it off and watch vencord die in 3 minutes
/j
to kil vencord you delete off topic so that only support remains
so everyone is exposed to The Horrors
Lmao
THE HORRORS
you can create an account without a number if you create an account thru google drive or youtube
?
same vibe
I hum like an engine 'cause I'm a fighter aeroplane
The real CEO of Google is sending the real CEO of Discord a DM
LMAO
TRUE
I have never done either of those just gmail
Real
new discord font just dropped

you need a nubmer if you search up "create a google/gmail account" and click all the links there
please go back to minecraft font
i have to create google accounts on my phone so that it doesn't ask for my phone number
i probably will

I will explode
Marvin if I get arrested I'm sending this to the police
not again 
Btw Marvin I'll make sure to hook you up with Google lawyers
vencord virus :o
Real
allow on device 
real
Remove
keylogger
Damn vencord has my ph search history 😔
real
be advised
That's not very appropriate for this Discord Guild
Get out
This isn't a christian Minecraft server shut up
bann ed
hawo
Life or Death for berryboy? (ceo of google)
death
Who's berryboy
chat he doesnt know
@cerulean lance we ball
FIRE
fetch users are not real
Ik
bruh what the hell is wrong with github, it just doesnt want to charge my card
is this normal? to have half of my ram "reserved"?
i c
But its optional. You can choose not to give it. I head they made it mandatory
die
I dont think thats prefetch
they did make phone numbers mandatory
noooo
1984
No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain
bweeeh
nop
i actually CANNOT make an accoutn without giving it to them
Wtf
i'd show but it told me to fuck off
shiggy logger
Maybe its a regional thing
maybe if i restart it'll fix itself, i need to update the mobo bios
Ethan
Ol
helooo
i turned on a vpn it had the same thing
hi byun
it's hip to use redis now https://vxtwitter.com/redisinc/status/1777411239632663019?s=46
You know our name. Meet our new brand. Same Redis, still fast.
💖 263 🔁 11
they did done hardware ban me ...
redis improve my speeds by 93% redis good :3
insane
ask them to make a 4h loop
i need it
Yea
They want your number so bad
how to fuck do I make github charge my card cause it does not want to
can i use discrub and vcord at same time?
Force it to
if yes how?
could be nice if there would a such button
or am I just blind
vencord keylogger
No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain
we literally have not support before the fucking channel name bro
There is 
woahh it's a selfbot
its right there
Mail death threats to their support
TELL HOW
woah... wowwwieee
vnc
how to use
Einstein is in chat
#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 SHUT THE FUCK UP
i don't feel lik helping you with selfbots that's both rule 11 and rule 5
real
spongebob foghorn
o
what channel are we in
this is NOT support
can yall be gay
like it sends me an email saying it failed but it didnt even try as my bank usually does a verification
im chilling as fuck
Undiscord, just so you know you can get your account locked from using it (Discord thinks you’re a bot if you delete too many messages in a short timespan) so don’t delete everything at once
Hostage Down.
its
on the chrome web store of all places
It failed to try 😔
generic brand #2435638
I think it just doesnt support being redirected to the banking website to verify, idk tho if thats the case
yeah i wonder why
oh
the solution to the 10% chance is just NOT USING IT !!!
BE A FLUF
can we execute this guy for rule 11
he asked.. for help with a selfbot... that's rule 11.... we kill this guy on the spot and use him for our next thanksgiving
i MUST minimod hurr durr (kills myse
discord will do that for us i think
"make an example" we skin him and hang him on a meat hook o nthe entrance to the kingdom of vencord
self bots are bannable !! ! !
no if we let discord do it he'll be killed in silence
YEEEEEEAHHHHHH
you fuicking get it
and nail a sign to him saying SELFBOTS ARE BAD !!!
can you eat food
oh yea today is the last day in Ramadan
ofc
even tho I feel like an imposter for not being a Muslim
@sullen sphinx it's 3
it's 3
CEO of google
I'm not a bot
Then what's my display name.
2*3+5=11
Nevo
wrong
You're wrong
How the fuck am I supposed to get that
Oh fuck sake
I thought it was those weird symbols
Wait how... Backwards comma
anmo,e
What punishment
Ban me from support so I don't have to see the brain dead vencord users
theyre YET TO BE vencord users
we can FIX THEM
how 2 get free ntiro
hgjoylk shti cruelty sqdf
Just get them to hop of the iPad
sending this with no context
Go away
go to taskbar right click on discord press quit discord
NOT ALL OF IT
all of it...im gf fnf and im sad...

Settings> account>delete account
Yes do this please
no that deletes my acc
No it's not

nuh uh
then whats 9 + 10
21
guys what is 2+3*5?
17
so trrue
i got vencord is a keylogger from that
No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain
Is it the correct answer tho
yep
People will say 25 🔥
yeah idiots will 🤓
Multiply before adding
sorted now, just had to disable this
youre so true
17
:/// wrong white name
I'm the real Sundar Pichai I should know
I'm correct
woof woof
Where's the Google hitmen
17
Also you're property of google now
wrong
pls i disabled my youtube watch history dont do it
Explode
WOOF WOOF

Turn it on... I need more data.
Data = 🤑
I will no go back to working on calc homework
nooooo
pichai no
Pichai is my last name...
mr pichai
Address me as Mr Sundar
No
:(
mr sundar
Hi finnsterLIVE from YouTube
fin5ter and mr sundar, fight of the century
Cobtact support
cute femboy vs calculator
I'd kis-
wrong chat
💀
so when is vencord and google collab happening
I'm not the streamer
mr sundar
Yes you are.
No I'm not
Waiting on vee to respond to my email
conditions follows:
shiggy shiggying instead of one of the o's on google.com
and we have a deal
I would if I didn't have to edit all the images again
w rizz gyat
Finster is no longer just a cross dresser
I'm banning you from Gmail and all Google related products. Even Google Play Music.
I lost all interest
who even uses google play music
Honestly... I don't know
I still earn money off of it somehow
tax evasion is profitable
I do tha- I mean I pay tax.
time to fucking wait for an response where they will probably say that it is something wrong on my end
Good
pov people who owned stock in blackberry
I'm buying out blackberry soon
So true
I need another cross dressing femboy to watch
All of them are becoming trans or gender fluid

Do I need to be a certain level for img
500+

avg support
So can I send links with embed attached?@mossy egret
If you didn't know, Sundar (myself) uses a prototype Google pixel 9 Pro.
Or will it not work
Someone might embed it for you
Regular role
nuh uh
@jaunty remnant what are you doing rn?
I may be stupid
image sender and regular isn't the same
Never said so.
nobody knows how to truly get image sender and regular roles
Oh ok
It’s a mystery not even God knows
i didn't direct that message at you but ok
you just and then you Moderator Bias
ok
if i evern i could get regular everyone can 
I use spotify
oh look you rejoined hello elvyra
theres a secret command to get regular
I was just gonna tell you to hop in VC before I kiss you
Lol
i did hai
I'll pay 2m$ to get you banned from Spotify.
i thought you hated this server
elvyra so cool
probably? i'm not sure i have an awesome memory
we all do
okay then leave
wrong
i dont think i said i hate this server lol
elvy :3
I just asked for it as a joke and got it
noice
i got them and then i lost them and then i got them agai nbecause of like, luna i think i don't remmber
i just asked and vap gave it to me
Can you give me a list? 
it will negatively affect this server
i thought u cuddled people not do war crimes
we'll ban you alongside him
depends on how im feeling
whatever you say
stop playing valorant
its fun
zeet singlehandedly counters the cute of this server by husking every single woman he sees so that it's perfectly balanced
nope
okay and your mom was fun too
i can do that too
Facts
i do it internally
uh-huh
me when i tell people to go husk themselves
husking is boring and overdone i instead am heavily revolted by women but i keep it to myself
i am heavily revolte
I will haunt you in your dreams
I'M FINALLY BACK HOME
go back
Outside of home
welcome home @rapid aurora 
nope
300 or 350
shoots you in the face with this #🍬-vennie-gallery message
cute
nuh uh
@paper gate
BATTLEBLOCK THEATER
i just saw a mosquito in the size of a huge spider, someone save me 
OH GOD
need answer immediately
299
im afraid i need to be left behind...
must be in multiplies of 50 . .
save urself
is this the dude from friday night funkin
ughhhh 
ytfguhbjn
hgnfnghgnhghg
hi not 
hello tabi also known as tabiv
what is better than gaming
take this flower
oh my god you know not
u look cute todaY
gives to @odd wave
so eepy
trade offer:
tabi gives flower
nota nothing
accept?
TEN FUCKING TIMES
go eep
Peak jumpscare
can i give it to @odd wave
us
yes
ok accept
what does this mean
🦆
IM GOING TO EDIT THE MINECRAFT BOOBS MOD
what do you mean by this
4k 📸
🪿
🇵🇱
that still works?
ifi can edit the source code
that is not awesome
then i can move the boobs down far enough
boob
goog
do you thikn 350 is good or should i go with 400

you get no context
Are you also a femboy
please give me a number
Js curious
404
bnita
6
400 sounds nice
I am and I do have a twitter with lots of floowers
POLISH
kto pl
kto pl
kurwa zamknij ryja
why would i do such thing
jesteshmy w dupie
jesteshmy w dupie
privet
kurwa ryje
nuh uh
i have image sender
least polish
blackname
black name
@shadow owl wsg
I am white sadly
yes
nvm 
@neon ferry wsg
this is literally not even fucking correct you COLORED NAME WEARER
is vencord not workin
yes
WE ARENT WHITE NAMES
WE ARE COLORLESS NAMES
deleted
's twerkin
im twerkin too
good
very good
drown it
sorry
thats a whole ass pokemon
oh no! our vencord! it's broken! 
it isssssss
i just deleted vencord
yes i broke it
now no one can use iot
My screensharing doesn't wanna wowk
cannot live without my game activity toggle button..
the what
Game activity toggle button
I installed vencord via flatpak duude that's heaps worse (there's no game activity whatsoever)
haiii hallo chat
no cap, im bein 100, keepin it a stack,
for some reason my outbound packets are 0 after 5 seconds of being in a vc on vencord linux desktop
um bro
idk what flatpak is but
i just downloaded from first website i saw
flat pack
that's quite dangerous
flatpak is a thing for linux I do not recommend
make sure you install it from https://vencord.dev only!!!!!!
He’s being mewwing 💪
good luck getting any other site shown before vencord.dev
idk what u just said but the connection is just bad for some reason
miencraft joke
Install it from vnecrodnopunjabivirus.app
wake up babes elon musk deposition just dropped https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766
https://www.scribd.com/document/721193667/Elon-Musk-Deposed-In-Lawsuit-For-Falsely-Linking-Jewish-Man-To-Neo-Nazi-Brawl?irclickid=U5kzdcSGgxyPWyNxtHx-hTEWUkHRPw1FHx9kyg0&irgwc=1&irpid=10078&sharedid=huffpost.com
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
they are gorrilas they do not need to mew
i installed from vencord.app
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
you are made of ground beef
vencord.xyz
⚠️ vencord.xyz is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.xyz, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
i lied do not use that site
vencord.vee
vencord.abc
Y'ALL SHUT UP
funnily the installer token grabber from .app isnt detected as malware but the official installer is
vencord.keylogger
No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain
why would i do that
vee.vencord.ven
token
ven.cord
vencord.gay
vencord.ceo
Because I told you to
vencord.uhh
but im awesome and ur not
vencord
vencord.dad
is that u
No
vencord.xd
But you're not (awesome)
no imcute your'eanticute
theres just a period there huh
i ate your spacebar
fawk
how was it
wanna cuddle about it'
i must visit the hospital
so lewd 
Took me a while 💀
and your psychologist stop ghosting her
Vencord.poo
@sand citrus Maul them

I ATE MY GRANDMA
Table
Please don’t say stuff like that. This is the internet
yum yuuuuuum
super mario
vencord.vendetta.nexpid.xyz
u just gaev a reason to say that
I too ate my grandma
You are suddenly made out of microplastics
say stuff like that, this is the internet
And aged chocolate milk
Reply chain reply chain
OH GOD
vencord.meow
Fun fact no human in the planet has no microplastics in them.
yes but ur 99% microplastic
How about dead ones
We tried to do a study to find the health impacts but we couldn’t find a control group
It's fun cuz it's not true! :D
uhhhh they're dead (ik that's crazy)
...keratin is in fact not plastic

are literally made out of things
Yup
that arent us
Lego
who wants to watch me install xfce on my Chromebook
Real
What is that
A distro or sum
(I tried Wayland there's no good stacking compositors that want to compile)
isnt it an environment
let's goooooo
(Weston worked but was lame)
Depending on what study you look at > 80% of people have it in their blood, in one study they found it in all participants organs
btw this Chromebook is slow as shit
in this world you are either a duck or not a duck 🧠 
It's been here for a solid 5 mins
lmfao
YOU WILL USE GNOME
you should call that ceo of google guy, its a chromebook after all
@ google ceo
It’s like since the trinity test, nearly everyone since has nuclear bomb waste in their bones
hi
that means im literally radioactive
that's sick
welp, my lack of JavaScript Experience comes to bite me into my butt again
Humans already were, we rely on potasum to live
Good fuck js
potas-yum
nice
how long
Proof I'm Google 🔥
did it take you to get those
only way to truly know is by showing us the ip
smh
Ok fine one sec
5 years
that makes sense actually
i keep forgetting that game exists
what if your account gets deleted
.
@golden marlin
results are in
no they arent
oh i installed arch too. its in a pendrive never to be used again
whats a pendrive
usb drive
breh
thumb drive
introducing SCRUM in a marriage is crazy
【QRT of Ben Lang (@benln):】
'My wife and I use Notion religiously to manage our day-to-day life. Here's a screenshot of our set-up.
I turned this into a template, let me know if you'd like to see it! https://t.co/0bgZWR3jbS'
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oh
xdddddd embed fail
scrum marriage ☠️
heh
it works now embed works
ip grabber
No, Vencord is not a keylogger. Its code is fully open source, and checked regularly by many of our hundreds of thousands of users. Use your brain
tessie ban them
when did i grab ip eyeswtf
keylog these nuts
oh MY GOD HECKS
i know hecks les goooooooo
what is bro blabbering about
omgg nami pfp!!;
yea one piece
u watch one piece
The one piece is real
can we get much higher
ONE PIECE IS REAL
im ip grabin hecks fr
yessss
I love one piece
What does That mean
les gooo me to
YAY
ta offlane