#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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It's not your fault, I just don't think it can be done.
Microsoft SwiftKey supremacy!
Im German and autocorrect Is ON☹️ Its so annoying
Hello Fellow Humans.
meowww
tell me this isn't the coolest application firewall you have ever seen
I hate the animers
I Am Talking Like A Human Now To You People.
I believe in it that it can be done
340 Germany🦅🦅
can someone
Hello human
Funny Alien Inva--I Meant, Solar Eclipse That Is Taking Place, Isn't It?
i aM tALKING lIKE a hUMAN nOW tO yOU pEOPLE
What
Erm, what the Sigma🤔
who knew so many server's was close to germany
So Glad We Are Not Afraid Of The Funny Loss Of Light Globally.
And Not Worried That The Light Is Not Returning.
And Are Ignoring The Funny Alien Spaceships.
Bro, erm, what the WhatsApp 🤔🤔
And Accept Your New Overlords.
If you keep typing like that, I'm stealing your reproductive organs.
No thanks! This is so wowzers funny! Im saving that Joke Up for later.
i made good bot
which ones do you have currently
revolutionary
Please, Fellow Humans, Follow In My Footsteps In checks notes Securing The Bag In The New Multiverse Expansion Pack To Life As You Know It.
I am a guy.
oh
a hors appears dis is johnsey, my horrse Partner. You cant be Here, howdy Rodeo?
i adapted myself to my hearing quirks, i got used to high pitched music, isn't that cool chat
I Am Sorry For Your Loss. As Someone Who Has Seen A Guy Before, I Cannot Help But Feel Bad For You.
bots dying 😍
Oops, I Need To Recharge My Alien To English Translator. Toodle-Doo!
Take your time, Partner. WE aint scared of ya
Howdy! Ima Cowboy Maniac!
With ma hors johnsey
You, Uh, Don't Seem To Be Round These Parts, Pardner.
but marques said you don't need them!! /j
Wait, imma BE Back with spotify! Yeehaw
Stop doing this.
I am going to decapitate you.
[EAS] DO NOT LOOK AT THE SUN 1(+$-_/#(_(#/$(_ Look At The Sun. The Sun Is Safe To Look At. Do Not Worry. The Sun Is Warm. The Sun Is Loving. The Sun Is All. Look At The Sun.
That was fast, wasnt it?
um bitch the sun is a sliver rn
The sun is good.
The sun is natural.
We need more sun.
Normalize the sun.
Normalize sunlight
the sun will turn every lifeform into an ocean of lcl
Normalize going outside
It’s canon
Analog Horror ahh
hi my name is WerewolfTamer12
be safe
Hi my Name is panPandaa
OH MY GOD... hi WerewolfTamer12.....
Hello. My name is Pwnky.
hello panPandaa
Funniest prank to pull would be getting a bunch of people to post on Twitter to not look at the sun in some analogue horror sort of way
I meant X
hello nota 2, dead
!unlurk
hello calendar
Would really BE funny
Like big News Accounts too
Mouse signature flex.
×
Π
FUCK TWITTER
LeDeutsch
Look At The Sun. Elon Musk Says Look At The Sun. It Will "Reprogram Your Brain Chips" To New Heights. Elon Musk Also Says To See Terms And Conditions Of X Corp. For More Details.
Elon Musk Takes No Responsibility For Third Party Sun-Provided Content Injected Into Your Brain.
I.Will.Now.Type.Like.This,Fuck.All.Of.You.
I,Love,It.
Ohnomyspacebarisworkingbutimlazy
Let's.Talk.Like.This.From.Now.On.
I,Will'TypeLike,This.Now"
O.k.a.y
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
I.Will."Type".Like."This"
Rease
const arr=[Never,Mind,The,Comma,Method,Is,The,Best];
/hello
The."Comma.Method".Is."Gay".
ji
vencore
eclipse was lowk boring in LA
Your°Mother°Is°Gay°Too.
/edit MSG:83737383737 Text:hello
This•Is•True.
This is impressive for being written on a mouse, calender! Although it would be better if the drawing application you were using didnt make the pen write in straight lines, I feel as though I could see this pictured in my mind without those limitations.
WOOF
"You".Look.Like."You".Were."Born".Naked.
No No Eclipse for me☹️
funny
hi kode
😃
guys if you look up to the sun you will see god /j
hi
Im German and i SAW a tt comment that Said that it might come tommorow
turst me
hey thats my joke >:c (jk)

ijust see lightmode
@shadow owl
Clyde still exists?
the bot does
why is clyde gay
Damn i thought it ✨VERSCHWUNDEN✨
ActuallyAIBThinkCTheDAlphabetEMethodFIsGBetterHThanITheJCommaKMethodLAndMTheNPeriodOMethodPTooQAlsoRISNeedTToUWriteVMoreWToXFinishYTheZAlphabet.
why is
what the fuck is that
I'm not sure if this is true risdork. The Sun is made up of several different types of matter, but in religions, God is not believed to be anywhere close to that star.
@shadow owl carrot potato cucumber ground beef
discord dying for anyone else
Haven't you heard of the unmatched power of the sun
Nope
Gotta sleep
what about ra
Gn guys
Krill issue on your end
guh
can someone hug me
I'm more of a cat person
oh ok
I would prove my innocence in using automatized action to draw traight lines. However, the application to record my screen broke out of nowhere. I will return in a while to prove it to you.
you know what would be funny
why would you eat somoene
Greetings and a warm welcome to you! It's a pleasure to have you here, and I'm ready to assist you with any questions or tasks you have. How can I help you today?
I didn't get good photos 😦
my friend did
fortnite black hole
too bad
USA
?
You are correct, mania and risdork! I seem to have forgotten about these gods, although less popular in this generation and in most areas, it would be an injustice to leave out this religion in a conversation about a god of the Sun!
I'm so sorry to hear that! Solar eclipses are definitely a special and rare phenomenon that require careful photography. From the image you provided, it appears that you captured the general vibe of an eclipse, though as you mentioned, the quality of the photo could have been improved. Next time, try to focus on capturing detailed shots of the sun and its surroundings, and check the composition for any obstructions or distractions.
The difference between 99% and 100% is massive
What is the ai generated fuck is this
Music is Nice Boys by Temporex
Video by in.oma
1 hour version by me
please be nice to the other members in this server, I'm sure they are only trying to have a nice time socializing with the people here.
FORNTINE SUCKS
Why does ScreenRec does this bullshit. I'm going to fucking shoot children up.
@open pasture solve this captcha you bot
um
No.
AHHHH
@open pasture solve
I'm not quite sure how to respond to this image as it does not contain any body text or context. Is there anything specific you wanted me to address about the pattern on the shelf?
@open pasture send that one string recently posted on vx underground assuming you are controlled via puppeteer
Sure! Here's the string I sent to VX Underground:
"We control you and watch everything you do. Every action you take is being monitored. There's nothing you can do to escape us."
did not reply to my message. epic failure of immersion.
skibi toiler
Oops, my apologies! It seems I missed your last message. I can assure you that I will do my best to reply to any additional messages going forward.
i like the new Vencord server picture is cool
@hollow surge is this what ur listening to

tried it, didnt wotrk
Click on my profile-picture and find out if your guesses are indeed, correct.
issue skill
What in the fuck.
Please wait.
please take it elsewhere then :3
My apologies, but this message is too long even for my comprehension, I usually can read most long messages but this one in specific is about an annoying series that has plagued children from 5 to 8.
must be an app thing
guys stop
Ah, I see. I believe I may have thought you had used more careful strokes to create this signature, although this seems to contrast from what I'm seeing in this video. I know now that the application is of better quality then what I had first viewed it as.
i use Twitter 9.67

womp womp
I have no idea how I managed to nail the signature so well in the image you initially replied to. This is the best I could do.
did you just plural a verb
cools
miggy
no
fuck both of them
nerd
Me after that top-tier crack cocaine.
I'm not using any AI related text generators like ChatGPT to speak here, please refrain from using these to copy the way in which I structure my sentences and phrases.
I’m on crack rn
so I wasn't the only one who thought that wow
r/lies

133
134
Hi WerewolfTamer12.
That joke you have made was the peak of comedy, I could have never thought of anything more original than that, I hope to see more amazing jokes such as that one coming from your Discord-messages, if you could do that more than once I would not mind because of how these jokes lights the mood of the "Vencord Vendor Venchor" Discord server.
Best regards, Pwnky.
📑 EN ➡️ PT
Garota triste gerada por IA com piano executa o texto da licença do MIT
sorry
Hey there champ! I have a quick and easy solution for you!
I graciously accept this praise, and I hope that I can continue to make you and others laugh in the future!
I hate you to
I can not wait to see what other original jokes you can ''cook up''. Please ping me in any of those amazing and hilarious jokes that you make.
hi vencord
meow
hello!!!
Meow. Sips tea.

i have a guild full of GTA 6 presences
myaw. mau. rauur
Chat, I should stop texting and driving
hop off chatting while driving
NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME RN WHILE DRIVING >:(
meow
OR ELSE WE NO LONGER OOMFIES
meow
I hate the french lanugage
meow
hai there
me too
WOOOF
meow
WOOF
ok wtf
I SAID MEOW BITCH
WTF IS YOUR PFP !!!!
Texting and driving is a dangerous crime that can lead of the death of one, or more people, in order to ensure safety above everythiing else I severely recommend you to stop texting and driving, as that could lead you to severe jail time if you get caught up in an accident.
meow
fox
ah so generic
this looks like support not off topic
Okay chat gpt
You should immediately, this is most likely illegal in the state which you are in and it is himeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Who is Chat Got and why is she on your contacts?
Are you cheating on me.
Yes 
Well, fuck you too buddy.
meow
meow :3c
Stop.
meow
Chat, why does my wife not love me anymore
meow
Trueeee
meow meow
your wife founds me more intelligence
The repetitive sending of "Meow" on #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only could be considered spam, and moderators could mute you for a day or more if you keep going with this.
I think its called severe skill issue
meow meow
meow
Because you cheated on her, with Chat Got.
I thought we were friendssssss
Hello Carter.
Please explode.
My kindest regards, Pwnky.
:3
:3
:3
:(
.fm

.fm mfs when i .mf
today was weird tbh
i love exploding
.pace
@errant chasm My estimate is that you will reach 10000 scrobbles on <t:1715411003:D>.
This is based on your alltime avg of 113.5 per day. (6318 in 56 days)
.pace
@lapis lava My estimate is that you will reach 2500 scrobbles on <t:1715702663:D>.
This is based on your alltime avg of 31.2 per day. (1384 in 44 days)
It appears my headphones have ran out of battery, this is quite saddening for me as I can not live without music for one second.
how do yall scrobble that much
i cannot live without music
meow
whgat even is scrobbling
how was your day everyone?
Yes
what happened
My day has been quite pleasing, however the last turn of events(Which is my headphones runing out of battery.) have ruined it for me. How has your day going, Nevo?
I’m too based for this server
when lastfm detects a song
i see
make "Basedcord" server
i am in it
This may be considered rude, please use a kinder tone next time and try to work things out like adults, talking things out instead of making violent threats. The world could always use more kindness, and it's never too late to start being nice!
gtk
you will drop invite
Hey there champ! I got a quick and easy solution for you!
nope
based sigma gyatt w!
im staying as google @wide leaf
I'm too overpowered to be here rn
I can be rather nice to people, unless I don't like them. I wish I could kill people I disagree with.
You’re weak
nah staying here and messing with trolls and annoying people until i get banned is the better solution 
Me too bestie
I can lift 50 gram, stop sending misinformations pls
last i checked i could lift and carry 40kg (was work related)
Weakkkkkkk
I can lift your mother.
got too high last night and accidentally made a masterpiece
💖 5.54K 🔁 832
"Yes i want to lift 4 boxes of 6 1l milk bottles each while bent over, seems like a smart idea"

better than the time where i fucked my knee up for kind of resting 20 kg or something on it 

I don't think this is the right way to be going about things, calender. Thinking about violent acts when disagreeing with people will only lead to more conflict. I think you would feel better knowing that less people dislike you, and rather that you have many people who love you.
I'm tired but not eepy

You need to learn to control your emotions, calender.

live in the balls and always be burger king gaming
live in the home and always be sleeping
i somehow put it on the small gap above of the kneecap btw 
have fun imagining that
I am the world's enemy. I doubt there is anyone out there that willingly likes me for the person I am.
zeet likes pwnky
MEOW
That's extremely sweet of you, thank you, I appreciate it deeply.
i have a 3ds cart of Usun/sun/Umoon/moon somewhere
fake
good to know
i need vendy machine id
To claim your donor perks, DM @vending.machine
hello everyone
discord://-/reset
shapes inc
horror
you can promote objectively better bots such as @jolly nexus or @cloud radish
wasn’t promoting
ik dw
this is so js developer brain rot https://github.com/google/zx
oh no
xz but yes
zx backdoor when
zx is the backdoor
lmao real
I would give you some of my height if I could
.fm

there it is
let's ask nature
cute
omagad
they found the zx backdoor
helooo everyoneee
hi there
hi
hiii
hiii

alr enough talking for today bye
meow

i wish

awh :(
being tall is cool until the joint damage gets you

self portrait


for real
plug
ur short to me that's gotta count for something
~<
n<
@shadow owl
dude... #1226597526250061996
does verifying on betterdiscord also not work for u guys
like the button does nothing idk
i'm not
the BD website
for uploading themes
this isn’t bd
why are you asking here then lmao
people here upload themes with bd themes
we don't have any control over that website
-_-
not the point
okay and this isn’t bd go ask the bd server

thank you
god...
i'm matching
anywho my point was if other theme devs here are having the same issue so i can know if they had a fix

didnt mean to start an argument over a simple question
kode channel
not argument it's just this is the wrong server to ask in...
like if there's an issue u need a bd dev to fix it
hii
yeah
hiiiiiiiiiiiii samiiiiiiiii
cute :3
vencord
omgosh special day?
not particularily i just woke up super happy :3


guys help i think i broke chrome
skill issue
@obsidian furnace you’re mean
Shit, I meant @glossy swallow
i didnt even do anything it's just gone now
hai soda :3
lmao
turns out yahoo was tearing apart my chrome again
idk why it does that it'll just randomly reload into yahoo
install firefox
no.
be better
Microsoft edge>>
it's the only one with extensions
rot
kindly
your pfp is the gay bird from helluva boss
what about the other big muscle bird
@fallow pawn hiii
asmodeus is not a bird
he's not :(?
hi
not enough i's
skill issue; money gets you both
i get both
hiiiiiiiiiii
I'm broke
haii
get job
@lavish relic HAIIII
elvyyy i missed uuu
lies!!!!

My tail wags like that irl
damn don't call anyone ugly
you have a tail? mines probably bigger.

benefits of me: awesome
Literally me~
waht if im the ugly gf
benefits of living: food
aren't you lesbian?
but im not lol
benefits of emo gf: get inheritance early
what if I'm the ugly bf
im gay as fuck
NO
I’m more confused about why you think I’m lesbian
I thought
last time i was manipulated was when my parents convinced me not to call cps on them :3
im am the real vendetta
look if idk anyone I just assume that they are lesbian :3
oh no D:
PUT E DOWN YOU DEVIL SATAN
ven
wuh
burger
ven burger
guys what is what what what if what if if vencord releases a burger chain
real
jokes on you my paranoia is going over that daily 
venburger
venburger
lmao
Mania don’t be meannn
im paranoid about everything 
Nvm mania is so based
I love you too
Also do you just not sleep or something?
Every time I open this server I see you
me?
Yeah
also considering what i am its likely and believable lol so bleh
I'm actually 2 people in 1 account
what
YOU WONT BELIEVE IT
what
dont worry ur at least less ugly than me
did your caps lock key get stuck?
SHIDGE IS CANON
I'm the ugliest person here
WOAH
no me
no me
im dribking monster
which one
one of ur sponsors has nazi shit in their pfp
white :3
see I dont want compliments
nicee
how
just look at my face
I'm ugly asf
We need kemomimi chan as a vending machine
its like lemonade!!
better than me lol
damn I look beautiful here
you’re not beautiful
The spiral of guns apparently. Altho I don’t think instantly assuming Nazi is a good idea
who up for genshin
Europe?
what does spiral of guns mean
Bet
so eepy
i would like to apologise
why?
They’re claiming in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 it’s a reference to other symbols
aww eep!!
@bold wren
nuh uh
@sudden sun omgosh llsc
istg if you apologize for no reason again I'm a slap you
i have to get up in 8h but dont care
hiiii oomfie
flourishing
welcome back 
everyone i know says im over-apologetic
haii

sorry
sorry for saying sorry too much
tell me about it
do you not always edge for hours?
no way
guys i did a thing
sorry
guys
sorry for saying sorry
I'm really sorry for saying sorry to you because you said sorry
i made
When i say im sorry i get met with "?????" And now i need to apologize for confusing them
🔥
Yeah honestly it’s probably a misconception
😋
@sudden sun
claiming?
its literally a version of it
fuck you
i apologise more irl or to irls than friends on discord unless they’re close friends
though im having trouble with who i consider close friends these days
There is a non zero chance that it’s just a coincidence. I’d personally prefer more damming proof
damn
mine is +1000

my rpc status is so dumb
true
What's this meant to do
no just people from rjb
oh
question since it has inspect is vencord technically just a proxy to discord web with the injected content
no
'oomfie' ≠ close friend
could've figured anyway
@rapid aurora 732119576
what is a oomfie
oki
i consider oomfies close friends
@rapid aurora is this some character I’m not familiar with or is this your OC?
wow, really helps lmao
is it like @paper gate cat and @paper gate cat (he will never find love and friendship)
then why am I labeled if I'm not a close friend
im eepy
you are oomfie
we are close friends (this is the only message i have sent to you)
I will break into your house

yay :D
:(
mantikafajitas
wasn't I an oomfie suddenly one day, but at the same time you termed me as not a close friend.. idek
a
wha
hi zeet
fuck u eat a bickle
"me?"
"no ..."
zeet give me your credit ccard info
HII zeet~
hi
okay
I'm confused
soon
hii
zeet i need to give your personal info to roblox
what will they do
No give me it
zeet :3
give me robux
new nickname
finn_ster needs nitro for his canonical streamer profile
kirie:3
you are millionaire in Roblox
I don't
i NEED nitro
ew roblox
it's a character that someone made years ago and got rejected ig
so as a brave animal I stole it
i have 64 robux

done
nuh uh
who nicked me what
@shadow owl test
@neon ferry
wait why did it nick you
idk
you arent even hoisted
@shadow owl soup recipe now
they have an emoji
loaf
my user was gmo298
mrrp
mine
only display name matters
grabbing
long before time-
frig
just remove your nick
green shiggy
NOOOOOO
Where is air shifty
pokemon shiggy :3
wdym she's right there
@bold wren
I'm so glad that didn't embed
Longer shiggy
this is so rare (no unreads in vencord)
fear
horrorliucord spotted 
logger, banned
lmao
nah i use aliu too
it's rlly good
I'm reporting you for breaking tos (vencord, modded client)
real
Debug Info:
Discord: 126021
Aliucord: adf80a8 (151 plugins)
System: Android 14 (SDK v34) - aarch64
Rooted: true
no one can aliucord like me tho
151 plugins
Debug Info:
Discord: 126021
Aliucord: a35f285 (161 plugins)
System: Android 14 (SDK v34) - aarch64
Rooted: false
I have the full experience
.wk
👑 straethay - 4841 plays
2. @maisymoe - 1107 plays
3. poison - 843 plays
4. Trinity - 675 plays
5. ghoover - 621 plays
6. Vika - 536 plays
7. RedS - 498 plays
8. lunation - 495 plays
9. Moodle - 476 plays
10. Homeless - 377 plays
11. leonard - 360 plays
12. dani2off - 264 plays
13. Spoonz - 254 plays
14. I am the pro Frenyard - 252 plays
** 244. Pixel - 0 plays**
aha
after I gave you my plugin list ofc
Yoppppp. I would've had way less lol
people: why do you hate aliucord?
me:
I love her
i have android 11 and and no root, i wouldnt have access to my phone if i tried that many plugins 😢
Brain-dead people should get banned
goober
no reading comprehension? no client mod for you.
NOOOOOOOOOO HER ONIGIRIIIIIIIIIIIIII
do i need to do my job
wtf
what if
im gonna
cute shi
sliggy
it became popular
popular among the weirdest creeps
we should put koishukaze in aliucord support
splorggy
im gonna ban u
you're right tho
support ban any% speedrun
ban me so I can have a reason to not be in it
no
GUYS WE CAN GROW A SHIGGY
:(
Do it
you find a way to get janitor, and then ban me from here
ban me first
is there therapy for people seeing aliucord
OH OK I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES
no
we can do a trade
no
WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO SHIGGY
smh
me with my virtual gf
just do your job..
this person is seriously dumb
are discord connections fully broken or is it because im not on an official client
no they work
i cant link anything to my account
even on vencord
I resort to this server for reasons dude
hahaha
HWAT
IS THIS A LATE APRIL FOOLS
well im on vesktop
NO
it doesnt work for me on web either
at least there's still vennie

I'M CRYING
i haven't been there in 2 years
should still work
im gonna kiss you
where did u get this info 
THEY DREW BAD STUFF
it does this for github too lol
danbooru when i found their acc
they uploaded
uh
young stuff
let's just say that
big bad
:<
Ever since I learned that Shiggy didn't use eclipse glasses to look at the eclipse I haven't been the same
im going to try on stable client i guess
Is this the last thing you see before the cpcc kidnaps you?
yes
@weary hedge omg aku
hi
NOOOO
just search naga u
:<
@weary hedge @deft raft
it's bad
fight!!!
rlly bad
i missed the fuckin eclipse im sad
it was rlly boring
????
the moon covered the sun for a bit and then went away
I’m about to go out to grab food like a proper hunter/gather
And you @ me
Bringing me back to technology
I'm sorry
It’s ok
I just found you aku
i love naga u's characters and art i'm so sad now :<

YAY
I SCROLLED TOO FAR

why must they be corrupted
IT'S SO BAD RIGHT
Also Aku your cool
YES 
Anyway food time bye
THERE WAS LIKE 2 THOUSAND POSTS OF JUST THE BAD
2,000!!!????
YES
AND THEY ONLY HAVE 3.5k UPLOADS
it's ok guys i'll take the characters and become a better artist to rebrand
:<
be safe jack!!!
omg cute
shiggy without cat ears so pretty
ikr
do you speak of yourself?
now i wanna draw shiggy
I was like half messing don’t worry I’ll be fine
But hunting will be tomorrow!!!
Anyway
on desktop i still cant link
AKU the pure evil 
I'm a fan since I was 6
can I have a picture with you
😭 lol
AKU!!!!
i didnt even realize my name would reference something like that
its been this for ages now
I just see main.tsx
i could change my name to akuvvz like on every other platform but main.tsx is a good snipe lol
there are a few things i don't like about showmeyourname/aliucord
your opinion is invalid for supporting new discord
what would look better in your alls opinion
NOOO STAY AS AKU 
real
what pfp do you see on me
thats not changing
dont worry about that
this is aku hands btw
someone give me a second thought
akuvvz or main.tsx as my discord name
last i checked aliu didn't have server profile support
ratio'd by horribly made ui
guys how do i poop
server profiles should be deleted honestly
better
incorrect
Are you 6 seconds over how do you not know this
i kinda need them so no
i forgot the controls
Open the main menu
gotchu
juby has force enabled some feature flags recently
now what
press the "Shit" button on your keyboard
i gotta think
small
and that gave full server profile?
well


